Thread 28958983

rekt and kek'ð let's gooo

>>28958983 (OP)
post three

>>28959018
I'm on it breh
How does one bypass the 2 minute timeout

>>28959034
[spoiler]phoneposting[/spoiler]

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

>>28959018
stop being a faggot for 1 second

Susie ends up learning that she dies in the Prophecy in Undertale chapter 4

>>28959035
What did she expect? I'm in no way that fat and I wouldn't even dare to try shit like that.
>>28959137
Amazing
>>28959078
What?

>>28959137
Wish I had such an experience with my dad at that age

>>28959197
Sorry you were born a POC.

>>28959201
Sad but true, but I'm having hell of a time with my nephew now
I'm sure I'll be the greatest dad to my son/daughter in future
How was your childhood anon?

>>28959222
Typical rural childhood with responsibilities every day and occasional ass-whippings when I deserved it. Pretty good, actually.

>>28959222
...also good for you trying to break the cycle. Kids are great.

>>28959232
Did he died?

>>28959739
from the looks of how long he was getting sucked in, it probably got up just past his knee. He will likely have bled out if he was removed from it or not, not to mention the completely unnatural pose his lowerbody is making.

>>28959739
After the video cut he unfortunately did die of eternal bleeding

>>28959831
>>28959837
Fat nigger bitch smoking her cancer stick versus an obese cop. Hopefully the nigger bitch bleeds out. I'd love to know what fucking state this is in where they allow cops to be 200lbs overweight.

>>28959837
He'll be fine. The bullet was probably stopped somewhere in all that fat.

>>28959923
If he has eternal blood then he can't die you fucking retard.

>>28959837
I'm sorry but when you get that fat you need to be forced out of your job as a cop.

That and any fucking tatted up officers need to fucking go.

>>28959034
If that dropped and broke the bone that keeps his airway open, they would not be able to even do CPR on him. If I was in that gym that guy would have left fucking arrested.

>>28959035
Bitch doin bambam ccosplay. Its really cool honestly but idk if shes a safe working fat or just carny style fat girl taking on every man that stepped into the ring.

>>28959133
I cant, im an aew fan.

>>28959831
This one is pretty cool

>>28960147
What was that one kids bame, the gay one from like north dakota. Or that one guy from texas or where ever. They both got drug to death i think.

>>28960147
The fuck was that guy doing in front of the wheel while the car was stationary?

>>28960091
you are so brave and strong

>>28960363
>The fuck was that guy doing in front of the wheel while the car was stationary?
They were trying to loot whatever it was hauling.

>>28959978
Only 10fps lol flying potato bomb

>>28959285
gus fring

>>28959052
Boy, I wish that was me

>>28959035
That's why she quit wrestling and went into democratic politics h4

>>28959052
Whew, that belly is pure sex.

>>28959052
gawd damn what's the sauce on this one I need it

>>28959052
Sauce pretty pls?

>>28959034
who was in the wrong here?

>>28961506
Is this what white people actually believe?

>>28961506
BOSH

>>28958983 (OP)
whats the song bro? i love japanese music!

>>28958983 (OP)
This guy lived btw

>>28961227
>That's why she quit wrestling and went into democratic politics h4

you're obsessed. Touch grass. You can get better, and should

>>28959831
>fat baboon vs fat pig

'Murica

>>28961539
>>28961528
>>28961262
>>28960814
Not sure about the exact video, but the front one sure looks like its Gianna Michaels.

>>28961588
intrusive thoughts final boss

>>28959052
Body of a goddess. What's the type called?

>>28961227
"Democratic" is an adjective, anon. Did you mean to say she became a Democrat politician? Were you trying to refer to the party?

>>28961506
Why are white people like this?

>>28961832
you mean based?

>>28959232
kek send them here

>>28959927
So happy the men’s suicide is rising :)

>>28961873
kek, one of the kinoest webms ever

>>28959837
the fat saved him

Less yapping more posting

>>28962232
>husband gets killed in front of hem
>wife picks up phone and starts scrolling on social media

>>28959232
Did the machine unalive him?
I gibs wood chipper head first

>>28962378
thas a machete bro, thas a machette

>>28962773
nothing ever happens ahh video

>>28962251
She was just going into her tinder to talk to her backup man.

>>28962860
kek

>>28962917
>........................................
>.......................
>.............
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!~
Really bro?

>>28962973
What the fuck is going on?

>>28959831
>>28959837
only reason officer porkins wasn't roadkill is that laquisha didn't want to get her whip stuck on his colossal ass

>22 year old Tanesha Wocktaint from Flint Michigan decided to take part in the "chlorine bomb" social media challenge (those always go well...)
>She proceeded to pour chlorine into a coke bottle but, what I can imagine is years of chemistry training, she seems to have miscalculated the safe ratio
>The person filming recommended she back up but she was confident in her chemistry knowledge and didn't follow the warning.
>Shortly afterward an explosion occurred and the local news has reported she sustained "life altering" injuries to her face and hands.

>>28962963
>punches window
>cuts arm
>"why are you doing this?!"

did he really

>>28961528
>>28961539
They're speaking Huezillian Ooga Booga. That might help find it. Don't ask me how I know though.

>>28963140
Well that, was retarded.

>>28959739
He did need a couple of ibuprofen after that, I'm afraid, but he got all better.

>>28959927
>I'd love to know what fucking state this is in where they allow cops to be 200lbs overweight.
All of them, thanks to the fucking FOP.
>>28960035
>I'm sorry but when you get that fat you need to be forced out of your job as a cop.
Can't do that unfortunately. Again, due to the fucking FOP.

>>28961559
>>28961832
Slavs are not white.

>>28963090
He survived. Sadly. Police came and treated his wounds and arrested him.

>>28959052
how do you wanna die?

me:

>>28960408
>person says reasonable thing regarding liability and responsibility
>pedophile: woaaahhhhhh we got a badass ovah heah!!!

>>28961656
Not Gianna, they are speaking portuguese

>>28962559
you're allowed to say kill on this website, nigger

>>28959052
I'd take his place!

>>28962232
you cant leave the kid wtf man that lil boy or girl will grow up and hunt you the fuck down and give u a colombian necktie

>>28962773
That was brutal. Poor guy.

>>28962773
jesus fuck what the fucking fuck...

>>28962973
chinks are so fucking weak they get manhandled by their women

>>28961588
KEKW

>>28959739
No, he bailed out.

>>28962785
Booooooinggggg

>>28959831
Don't worry, Officer Porkins just got flesh wounds while she bled out.

>>28963282
>Slavs are not white.
Totally organic post, agent smith.
https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1158574377937571841

>>28959927
She did bleed out.

>>28961795
>What's the type called?
Fat.

>>28962773
Holy fuck I didn’t even know they could do that.

>>28962986
Monkeys chimping out.

>>28962785
I wonder whether being fat is beneficial in this circumstance? Wonder if it would protect organs and bones, head would still be fucked but still I wonder.

>>28962559
Aww, he jammed the chipper!

>>28962947
Based old guy.

>>28962986
The restaurant ran out of dog.

>>28962773
I almost got a job at one of these places and now I'm really glad I didn't.

>>28962785
And nothing of value was lost.

>>28964104
This has to be AI

>>28964240
>This has to be AI
The worst thing about the emergence of AI is retards who now dismiss anything and everything as being "AI".

>>28962559
>The shift from fine wood pellets to chunky meat
laughing while puking

>>28962232
>quick walk by
>weapon well maintained and probably decent quality so no malfunction
>3 taps right up to the head
>360 and walk away

probably a good quality hitman compared to the favela sandaleers we usually see flailing around with rusty ww2 webley revolvers and chinese crap that disintegrates after 2 shots

>>28961546
God

>>28964249
I think he might have meant more so "how could this be real?" Because seriously, how is that guy still alive? What's his life expectancy gotta be having to crush up fruit and swallow the juices? Certainly that can't be calorie efficent

>>28961580
Baka mitai (I've been a fool) despire being a fucking game ost, is kino af, might want to look more yakuza music, like disco queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y

>>28961580
It's "Baka mitai" from the yakuza games. Some may call it Sandstorm.

>>28962559
Did he die?

>>28962773
Was that the leg sticking out at the end?

>>28962963
I wonder if Amy did

>>28962963
Punch straight. Noted... Jeez

>>28964098
jesus fucking christ why would someone do this

>>28964163
story? besides nerve gas

>>28964352
Mankind won't be free until the last beaner is hanging from its own entrails.

>>28964391
He had some spicy food, didn't sit well. Just a bit of indigestion.

>>28964451
oh ok thanks. what about the red? did he spill fruit punch?

>>28962773
MODS!!!!
O
D
S
Take this down.
I gibs more chippers

>>28963070
Sheboons never listen. Here is rescue attempt after she got unalived by cop. She wouldn't listen

>>28964376
Dude!! Don't be transphobic!

>>28964163
Spicy indian poo food. Should have gotten to hospital quicker

>>28964276
Any particular reason for the beatdown?

>>28964499
One of the guys says "Las niñas no se tocan". I guess she was involved in diddling trafficking or beating little girls.

>>28964499
Just brown people things

>>28961559
>>28961832
when did a sandmonkey find his way here

>>28959285
sauce ?

>>28964334
Or, you know, don't punch windows

>>28959052

Well damn I'll volunteer

>>28959052
big booba is Jennifer Giardini

>>28964276
LA riots gone wild

>>28964376
Dude! Don't be transphobic!/...

>>28962773
what?

>>28959133
>Wow those guys are so cool.
Said no one. Jackass was a psyop.

>>28964018
Being fat is never beneficial

>>28964493
Why do people do this? This is like the third or fourth video i saw of separate people eating at this guy's place.
>Oh i'll just willingly get a parasite because this place is le heckin viral and the tiktok video i watched had funny punjabi music. Damn india, you crazy!
Retard. It's beyond contaminated.

>>28959034
me at the end

>>28964884
For the clout and out of curiosity to see if its really as bad as it looks.

>>28962773
i get its funny but can you stop posting this exact same one at least

>>28959981
not eternal blood retard, eternal bleeding, his wound bled eternally you dumb nigger

>>28964493
Good funny webm to end my lurking in this thread.

>>28964334
this is the second time ive seen someone punch a glass window and cut themselves real bad here on 4chan. don't punch glass

>>28964499
>>28964499
bitch kidnap neighbour daughter and killed her before getting paid, tried to dump the body but got in video, people got tired of police doing nothing and beat her to death

>>28962773
>>28963884
>>28964078
>>28964309

Is this gonna be one of those memes were nothing happens in the webm and people just invent shit about it in the responses? God you people are cringe.

>>28961873
Wonder how he votes

>>28963140
People always cheer for the fuzzy wuzzy animal, but I like to see animals get owned when they try to be bullies.

>>28964438
>misgender a white guy
>school gets shot up
Why are they like this?

>>28959978
Why don't these morons run in different directions

>>28965132
majority school shootings are committed by porch monkeys. Look up actual statistics instead of relying on what they show you on the ((media)).

>>28965142
Shrapnel, hard to think when you're being chased by a bomb with a human mind controlling it that flies and no coordination.
They're all thinking they're about to die, no one says "I'm going right I'm going right" they save their breathe and run for their lives. Everyone would do the same because running in different directions is something that happens through chance, nothing more.

>>28959137
>>28964476
>chapter 4 weird route

nice thread

>>28959831
>I DIDDIN DO NUFFIN
everytime.

>>28964380
the chinese bricks are never the ones you want

>>28965099
Haha, it's funny because he's mentally unstable and therefore it's clear he's a Trump voter.

>>28964931
Wow, that's amazing! Has it been recognized as a miracle by any religious authorities? Can we harvest this eternal blood source for use in transfusions?

>>28964380
Around goatees, never at ease.

>>28964438
But then who will supply north America and Europe's ravenous demand for drugs?

>>28962973
Why does every Asian brawl look like they're just figuring out how to move their bodies?

>>28962957
black people always stop whities from hitting other blacks, but they will let their fellows take free cheap shots and sucker punches. Their idea of stopping a fight is to hold down the other side so their fellow blacks can get an upper hand no matter the context.

>>28962232
>sis hugging her brother
Kino

>>28962783
>ahh
faggot

>>28962963
is his daughter laughing at him?

>>28962232
GET THE KIDS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. Useless fucking woman.

>>28961656
No it doesn't, you colorblind moron.

>>28964931
So he's still bleeding? If he's in the process of dying forever, then that means he can't die. He's functionally immortal.

>>28960206
wow

>>28962559
Fargo spoilers

>>28962963
why don't americans want to call an ambulance? are they stupid?

>>28964466
Did he live?

>>28960147
damn who could have seen that coming besides anyone at a blm protest

>>28960147
>try to rob a truck
>truck drives away
>turn a negro into a meat crayon
>WHUT THE FUCK, BRUH
Negros have no understanding of consequences. The pathological nature of their brain says "if something bad is happening, it is not my fault" and "if something is not my fault, it is the fault of white people".
Great vid.

>>28964018
looks like his fat lard ass arms got crushed a couple of times by his sheer weight theres no benefit to that

>>28960206
Ha KWAB

>>28963070
>Chlorine bomb social media challenge
Wtf I love tiktok now. More Darwin filters pls

>>28964376
hungy

>>28964352
Nuke mexico.
That would all the neggro countries it would be good for human kind.

>>28964398
This was some South African cops being murdered so they could steel the guns out of their car, if I remember correctly.

>>28964931
Internal GD

>>28964380
Do taazuno indeed...

>>28959137
This is antifa in a nut shell.

>>28959831
this one also needs an edit

>>28959232
Hmmm. That worked pretty well. Someone should tell ICE about this.

>>28964154
Dafuq was he doing!?

>>28959837
Clash of the Titans

>>28962559
knew it. no way can wood chippers go through all of that meat and bone at first. best case he went in head first and died immediately. worst case his hands go chipped and jammed the cutter so he can live on as a cripple

>>28965629
You do know those are not Mexicans right? lol

>>28964438
Do all Latin American countries count as beaners? Cause that's not Mexico

>>28959052
Muh dick

>>28965577
May be if they rush him to the nearest forest world country

>>28964493
The forbidden shit beans

>>28965854
Why did the tiger suddenly bite?! It was getting lovingly petted!

>>28964694
Nor kick them, I saw a broad slice her Achilles tendon pretty bad too

g8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

>>28965087
And here you are

>>28965877
It could smell the curry flavour?

Super saiyan still charging up.

>>28962963
Is it legal to do nothing and watch him bleed out in this situation? It looks like he was in the process of trying to break in.

>>28963274
The FOP dosent control departments retard. Some departments have a fitness policy and some don’t. It varies state to state and department to department. Fuck off back to la’Reddit.

>>28962947
>the double tap
kino

>>28965908
>Nigga.
What a faggot. Hard r or nothing.

>>28960147
Rioters are unbelievable cunts, and I shit on them. They are worse than useless mouths. They are disgusting parasites who create nothing and exist only to destroy. Good men should come together and burn the rioters with flamethrowers like those used against Japan near the war's end. Of course, the Japanese had honor, but the rioters have none.

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? aina0.107

>>28964391
Internal bleeding, his stomach is so full with blood it makes him puke

>>28965880
At least it wasn't a baby or a hospital this time

>>28963070
At least she was wearing safety glasses, so she did one thing right.

Kino? Kino

>>28963140
This reminds me of the Democrats right before the election.

>gotta go fast
>sanic.. gotta go fast

>>28965230
>majority school shootings are committed by porch monkeys
Liar.

>>28966029
lol fuck was the dumbass thinking

>>28964011
>>What's the type called?
>Fat.
Careful. The cucks and incels have massive meltdowns if you besmirch some disgusting lard ass. They may even call you a fag!

>>28964171
How could you just let this go? Did he say to himself I'll give it another week and if isn't better I'll call and make an appointment?

>>28959018
Is this how you spend your time? Sitting on 4chang waiting for a thread to start so you can jump on it and say "post 3" as soon as possible? Please throw yourself off a high building ASAP

>>28966052
Dogs see greyscale? probably couldnt see the crocs features due to its camoflage.
that and maybe no priot learning experience with predators

>>28965987
They really should make cars more...metal-er for lack of a better word.

>>28965921
Imagine drowning while being fully conscious yet unable to move a finger.

>>28966087
they should make buildings not out of lego

Elite seaGULL.. fighting for the Ruskies

>>28966080
Bruh he felt ALL THAT. What on earth did he do to deserve that?!

trigger warning for you lot

>>28966104
He does look like Bobby Hill

>>28961896
You will never be a woman.

>>28962785
R.I.P. Shamu

>>28962785
Good thing they were wearing their helmets!

>>28964220
This is a classic nerve gas incident. I was on the team that cleaned up this catastrophe. We don't know exactly what happened, but the Russians were definitely involved. The death toll was off the charts, but thankfully most of the victims were the local wogs, and these could be dumped in the river, which was already full of mercury. The details are classified of course, and none of you have the clearances that I have, but I can say this: Nerve gas is no laughing matter. That's all I can say at this time.

>>28965831
Fuck you that's my parking spot.

>>28966080
Damn, you can tell he was being an asshole to the elephant for a long time, the animal took their sweet time, it didn't go into a rampage and killed the other

>>28964398
Dude on the left thought he could flex so hard that the bullets wouldn't penetrate. What an idiot. Look how far that got him.

>>28965953
Was the bike able to be repaired?

>>28959137
Wait she is saying "ave maria" I always thought it was "these memories"

>>28964476
I think this is the only time in history where I was glad one of these cucked ass censored vids was actually censored.

>>28966173
>we have the technology
>qwe can rebuild...it?

>>28966130
What's wrong with the chink?

>>28958983 (OP)
This is gonna be the meme edit where the truck has a face and starts singing in japanese right?

>>28964466
>>28965544
>>28965577
Dub Dubs blesses us. He went on to live a holy life but soon got caught I'm half at a train. Here his life ended

>>28966104
>You wanna go outside.
>Gets immediately pushed to the ground.
>The guy's three times my size!
The cope is incredible. Even by manlet standards that guy is a midge.

a light hearted lulz for you gents

>>28966196
Post op Tranny surgery
>didnt clean properly
>rotting flesh

>>28966000
Trips of Total Shitbull Death

>>28966174
You're retarded, it's not English.

>>28962947
when you have 1500ms reaction time but 100acc

>>28966216
Imagine even implying a rotting axe would could possibly be cleaned properly.

>>28959837
Now why is this nigga allowed to be a cop lol

>>28963140
Nigger meant to flank but rekt himself

>>28961262
>>28961795
uhh it's just some fat bitch. do americans really...?

>>28966209
Ugh! Absolute degeneracy. I wish I could unsee that.

>>28966221
ding ding ding

>>28966234
okay... anyway keep lurking

>>28966216
Why is she still calling herself Ryan? Also does testosterone make woman smarter?

>>28966247
kek

>>28966259
You will never be a woman.

>>28966263
Ryan is probably her actual name and not her tranny name, I've seen it as a girl's name before.

>>28966274
>implying

>>28966080
This is one of the most brutal things I have seen and I dont blame the elephant

>>28966101
I have always wondered what's the market for these low budget movies? Who pays to watch this shit?

taking a while to find the good stuff.
finally accessed my old drive and its only parially named

>>28966307
fucking hilarious
you should make a new thread with them

>>28966304
funny you say that actually.
I grew up in Fiji..similar to most third world nations.
we just liked the action and 'simple plot" as youngins.
later when i grew up i craved realism over sensationalism

>>28966317
>funny rekt
yeah i'll sort it abit more first

>>28966237
look at that absolute fucking demon. people think they should let these monsters into their homes and around their babies.

high midiclorian count for sure here

>>28961588
Oh lord the anticipation on this one was incredible.

>>28962674
fuck me, that was also my first thought lol

>>28966073
People living on the streets do live like that

>>28960147
How many times are you going to keep posting this? This shit is stale. Get new material faggot.

>>28966324
Chuck Berry was a scumbag pervert through and through. Underage girls, cameras in toilets, pissing in the mouths of whores.

Based.

>>28965921
>Smoking kills

>>28966029
>not having him with a leash
>>28966037
>Leaving your poor dog friend outside in a place where are big-ass predators
fucking stupid owners

>>28965132
>white person gets mad
>posts a clip of their own violent kind ruining peoples lives
And they say black people are the violent ones.

>>28959927
>what fucking city
Nashville

>>28966216
Well, sadly if the professional makes them some questions about it, they'll have a high risk of being accused or sued of transphobia.

>>28966266
kek

>>28966324
This is one of the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

>>28963070
vinegar & baking soda is the Patrician move

>>28965858
Alas, another fool has linked the first flame yet again.

>>28965882
What a waste

>>28965908
Why is that pale nigga beating up that Doctor?

>>28966037
Poor doggo...
That was a majestic kitty though.

>>28966104
Damn bro chill the fuck out. Not even midgets are this pissed off all the time.

>>28966172
You can only do this trick once

>>28966193
He doesn't look that bad, considering his situation of course.

>>28966209
Oy vey...
I'm feeling tickles in my immaculate hooded pp

>>28966249
So tiresome

>>28965808
could've shot that nigger way earlier

>>28966324
What a king

>>28966096
Bruh. Do you expect the bricks to levitate?? Perhaps, if anything, the wall should have fallen as a solid piece and flattened both cars like pancakes but its probably fortuitous for them that it didn't, if they survived. Bricks and blocks rely on the blocks under them to hold them up. The bottom course relies on the footing to hold it up. The bricks above flat window and door openings rely on lintels to hold them up, and if there are no lintels, you need an arch to transfer the weight of the bricks above the opening to the bricks arounds/under the opening

>>28963140
ultrakill 7-1 be like

>>28965818
Story is he was an ex-cop who decided to off himself. No sympathy needed though, he was an abusive POS.

>>28966296
How fucked are the shoulders after this?

>>28966740
full 360 rotation. like they do in those old disney cartoons when throwing a power punch

>Boxing coaches dont want you do know this trick

>>28964018
Being this fat makes it much more difficult to do surgeries, so no
>>28962957
lmao based santa
>>28964352
>mamahuevo
Fucking venezuelans, probably the Tren de Aragua cartel
>>28966087
Cars are made to deform on impact, that way they absorb most of the impact energy and less of that energy end up on the people inside.
Its the same principle of bulletproof glass

>>28965561
Rent free
>>28962963
>>28965911
>>28964325

It was his house. The dipshit was having a rage fit and couldn’t work the number pad on his front door lock because too much retard adrenaline.

Yes, Aimee (actual spelling) called 911 and applied a tourniquet. Dipshit got a blood transfusion and spent three days in the hospital before being arrested.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14202585/amp/instant-karma-aggressove-boyfriend-smashes-home.html

>>28964836
>>28966822
Believe it or not, my brothers mother-in-law has experienced this very thing. She’s in her 70’s (yeah I’m an old fag eat my ass) and has fallen numerous times. She's literally round like a beach ball. I’m guessing she’s 5’3 and well over 300 pounds. Fire Rescue has showed up so many times to do a lift assist. She’s yet to hurt herself seriously despite falling on a near monthly basis.

Although anon that says fat makes surgery a problem is a hundred percent correct. If she ever actually breaks something they would probably be so limited in treatment that shooting her like a lame horse would be the best option. I can’t imagine she would survive surgery.