Gimme dem sloppy BJ's. Lemme hear some of them greentexts, from givers or receivers!
I've been chatting with a guy on grindr about meeting up. He wants to exchange blowjobs but I'm worried about stds. how risky is it. I'm also kind of nervous about it don't know if I'll go through.
Is sucking cock as hot as it looks, or has porn just fried my brain?
home alone and older guy on sniffies wants to fuck me
odds i go
evens just jerk off
>>28963911only sometimes
usually not
>>28963937Why is it usually not?
>>28963999camera angles mostly
small dicks are nastier than big dicks for some odd reason bigger dicks taste and smell better and have a nicer texture as a whole like they are firmer or something
>>28964031Iโm only interested in sucking big dicks either way if i was going to do it. I guess iโll stick to that choice then
>>28964043guys lie just fyi
actual 7" dicks are stupid rare and don't fall for the bbc bullshit because just as rare
best dick i ever sucked was a guy who had a ruler pic and even then i was skeptical but he was long and really hard and not real thick so that was the best
guy i was talking to says he's 7.5" but he's not but he's thick so hopefully he's real firm
it's all a scam takes more effort to find dick than to suck it
>>28964052Sounds a bit tiring to be honest, but i wanna try to suck so bad
>Be me
>Total fag
>Wanna lose my virginity
>Get dl guy that live in my apt. to come over
>Hot af
>Big cut dick
>He makes me scream on it
>He cums in less than 30 secs
>Mfw I canโt even fake it like a girl
>Sit there disappointed and blue balled while he cleans up and leaves
>Another night
>Go see depressed weed dealer
>He pre rolls it for me
>Decide to stay and smoke with him
>End up telling him about dl guy
>Tells me he knows how it is cuz heโs openly bi
>Get really high
>Start shotgunning
>The shotguns turn into making out
>He shoves my hand in his pants
>Big uncut dick
>I end up sucking it
>He pets my hair and moans like crazy
>Praises me and makes me feel sexy and sensual
>He cums down in my throat
>I cum in my pants
>Tells me to sleep in his bed
>Spoons me chest to chest with our legs intertwined and ducks touching all night
>Holy fuck
>>28964175holy shit how ghetto are you. Sucking off a weed dealer baka
>>28964315Iโm new to 4chan, what does roll mean
>>28964319We use the last numbers of a post as a random number generator. Some people use this to play games, like, if your post number gets dubs (two of the same number) you do X.
>>28964319It refers to rolling the dice. On 4chan it usually means "something will happen if my post number ends in specific digits"
In these threads, it means "if my post ends in 2 of the same number, I'll go find a cock to suck".
It's basically a way for anons who are on the fence about taking the plunge to leave it up to fate.
god, I love cock so much. It's baffling to me that I've spent most of life daydreaming about women, when I could have drowned in cum 2 decades ago
>>28964385>>28964389Thanks, might do it myself now. Just have to download grindr for the first timeโฆ
>>28964544aand theres my dubs
>>28964538Moar. Plus need a cocksucker like that
>>28964589i love this one
>>28964591sauce for the love of god
>>28963629 (OP)Imaging sucking a cock like that...
Id do a lot to have a big cock in my mouth right now
>>28964561Wish I could help you out
Real talk from a real faggot: These webms are hot, but are bait. Sucking dick IRL doesn't come close to what you imagine it feeling like being some of the chicks in these vids.
Iโm a straight dude, not romantically interested in other men, and barely have some physical interest in them. Had sex with multiple ppl before and only because there were women in the mix did I enjoy the sex with the guy more too, but always only really enjoyed sex with women.
Been lurking on gif for rare porn niches for ages, and had an eye on these threads since they started popping up, all the way to here with this branded abbreviation bullshit-name and patented undertone encouraging to go do it because it's "sooo fkn good".
These webms are hot because they're pornographic videos, not reality. Most of these videos are professionally shot with a crew where both the men and women in the picture are *actors*, all amplifying the visual side of sex to make you feel (and hopefully buy) something. Even most of the more "OC" content is hypermarketed these days, and heavily marketed and art-directed to serve a certain niche. The rare case that a webm is private/not-shot-for-market OC I reckon it's more hot for that โ the sincerity, than acting out of their deeds.
These dicks are props: Visually impressive, functional in a art-directed way, but disconnected from the men that they belong to. Real men smell like men, have bodies of men, hairy legs that you have to lean on/deal with, hands that they will use on your body in a way that you probably won't be used to and won't like, sound like grunting, moaning, deep breathing men. Have manly faces that look at you while youโre sucking their dick. All that shit will sober you up quite quickly from this goonerbait delusion of salivating over cock.
>>28964817If you think I'm wrong, ask yourself why all the webms in this thread, with these faggy anons cheering you on, feature *women* as the suckers. Why not post blowjob vids of guys sucking guys? Because they donโt make you want to suck dick, they remind you youโre not gay.
Not saying there ain't guys who enjoy sucking dick, but I learned real quick that I enjoy looking at women sloppily chocking on cock (and fantasizing) a lot more than I like sucking off an actual dude, and I imagine it's the same for most other straight anons that find themselves in threads like this.
4chan is a fucky place where videos are shared by people you donโt know, and there seems to be quite some directed energy behind these threads.
If you wanna experiment go right ahead, and have fun, but donโt let it fuck up your life. STDs are a real thing with real potential consequences. Thereโs some weird people out there, and itโs not worth risking your relationships over.
>>28964828I watch gay blowjobs as well, i just think women look hotter while sucking
Also go outside, itโs not that serious
>>28964817Exactly what someone who has never taken a cock in their mouth would say. If you don't like to suck cock, that's on you and that's fine. But as someone who never sucked a cock until recently, when I finally did it was actually exactly what I imagined it would feel like and perhaps better (though only for a few minutes until you start to get bored of it, similar to eating pussy).
>>28964867Agreed. Except i didnโt really get tired of it
>>28964563This this is what I want copious cum
Hope no one minds some black dick also
want to try but holy fuck are people flakes lmao
>>28963629 (OP)As someone that has fapped to these threads for years, I find it interesting how many people seem to be straight but want to suck cock. Is it the influence of porn, watching too many hours of women putting on a performance and making cocksucking look fun so we start to identify with them instead of the guy? Are we already bi and porn just brought it out of us, or did we get brainwashed?
>>28965409I thought i was just brainwashed by porn.That is until i sucked a cock, and absolutely loved it
>>28965434Nice anon, I still haven't myself cause I have a gf. Had a few close experiences before but pussied out every time. Despite my comment, I'm like 90% sure that I just built like this and porn if anything is just an outlet for it
>>28965409I think it's just brainwashing by porn. I eventually sucked a dick and was incredibly disappointed, did nothing for me.
>>28964569Perfect cock to suck
Well, Iโm off to suck my first cock 4chan. Iโll update how it went.
Life is so unfair, I have a girlfriend, I love her, and I want to be with her always, but I really wanna suck cock too.
I could still do it, but I'm afraid about catching some STD, plus I don't feel good about cheating (again).
I feel like I'm losing my youth and I cannot live my life to the fullest. Monogamy is stupid, why can't I do both?
Anyone else in a similar situation?
>>28964817Nothing a diy gloryhole/low light/mask/twink/shower/transexual wouldn't fix.
You're just a lazy poser, you ain't a real faggot. You're like those women who don't like to suck dick and only do it for your birthday but swear they're great at it.
>>28965753Fucking hot. Tell us so I can jack off to it
>>28965894You wouldn't even believe how much I relate to this. Sucking cock is so hot but I could never bring myself to cheat.
....maybe just once?
>>28964970love black dick
>>28965894Maybe have a 3 way with another dude? I've been thinking about doing it just so we can both suck him off...but I also don't know how I'll feel watching another dude fuck my girl. It's conflicting anyway you got about it
>>28965894You're not alone. I've been struggling with this for years, and I'm basically at the point where I gotta bite the bullet and tell her. I'm not lying when I say 95% of the time I fap, it's to cock worship content, and I think that's cause it's a side i haven't been able to explore with my gf.
>>28964817>Real men smell like men, have bodies of men, hairy legs that you have to lean on/deal with, hands that they will use on your body in a way that you probably won't be used to and won't like, sound like grunting, moaning, deep breathing menngl i got a boner just reading this
>>28965926I also relate to this so strongly. I've been lurking these threads for years and now have a girlfriend. But every time I get super horny, the hottest thing to think about is having another guys dick in my mouth and sucking him until he cums. The idea of making some guy fill up my mouth makes me diamonds.
>>28964817This does make me nervous though. I would hate for the actual act to not live up to the fantasy and feel remorse for it.
I need someone who's actually reluctantly gone through with it one or two times talk through whether its worth it.
I've had some very small gay experiences in the past. My friend and I used to give each other handjobs when we were kids and playing xbox. And I've also came in my own mouth before.
I think it would be enjoyable.
>>28966031I've never been horny enough to set up a profile on a gay dating app - sounds so unappealing.
I wish someone would just approach me randomly at a bar one night while my girlfriend was out of town so I wouldn't have to put in any effort and could get an opportunity.
>>28966031Just try a transexual. Even the shitty ones wear woman lingerie and woman perfume. Although I'd suggest an expensive escort cause they work less, with rich people and they actually test themselves often enough.
>>28966060I don't want to suck the dick of a mutant freak. I just want a clean, hot, straight-passing bro who will let me do what I have to do.
Is this too much to ask for?
>>28966031>But every time I get super horny, the hottest thing to think about is having another guys dick in my mouth and sucking him until he cums. The idea of making some guy fill up my mouth makes me diamonds.For me, it's like I love fucking my gf, but I've always had that side of myself that wants to be submissive. Actually in a perfect world we could suck a cock together. Like I said earlier though, I think i gotta just tell me gf cause this fantasy is still here after all these years
>>28966039It's the worst part, filtering through weirdos
>>28965913>>28965753Well Iโm done now. Met up at his place, and when I walked through his door we gave eachother a hug, (got hard after that). We talked for a few minutes and then went into his bedroom. He later down on his bed and asked me to join him. I payed down next to him, and he put my hand on his crotch, he was already half-hard, but I could tell he was big. In his messages he said he was 8 inches when hard, and the pics he sent matched that, but I couldnโt have been sure until I saw it, and it was a relief to find out he was telling the truth. He asked me to move down to his legs and slowly take his pants off. At this point I was rock hard. I took off his pants and underwear and got to see his semi-hard cock just laying there, ready for me. I was also surprised by how much bigger his balls were irl than in the pictures. Since he knew iโd never been with a man before or sucked a dick, he told me to take it slowly and to play with it as I wish. I was really relieved he just didnโt want to fuck my mouth lol. So I took his cock in my hand, and started to rub and stroke it slowly, and I could feel him growing harder and harder. Probably one of the hottest things iโve experienced. So then I just stroked him slowly until I got the courage to kiss the head of his cock, and lick it a little bit. Happy to say he had washed, but there was also this faint musk smell and taste, but that honestly just turned me on even more. I even moved my nose up to it just to smell it a little bit, and he said to me โYou like the smell of it donโt you?โ. I just nodded and said yes while very flustered.
>>28966338After that i started to lick and kiss my way down his shaft, while also stroking slowly. He started moaning a little bit and that gave me more courage to move down to his balls and smell and lick those as well. The musk there smelled even better. While doing that I looked up into his eyes, and then he called me โgood boyโ, which honestly gave me even more courage to start taking his cock into my mouth. Feeling my mouth get filled with his cock is one of the hottest things iโve experienced so far in my life. Hearing him moan and grunt while I slowly sucked and bobbed up and down while also slurping, made my cock just leak precum. At this point it started to get more sloppy with my spit. I tried to deepthroat him but I couldnโt even get halfway down lmao. He grabbed his cock and slapped it a couple of times in my face and said I was a good slut. Iโve never felt more like a faggot lol.
>>28966344My face now covered with my spit that was on his cock. I went back to sucking, licking, kissing. Sucking his balls as well while also stroking him. I did this for maybe 30 minutes? At the end I started to go a bit faster, and he told me he was close and asked where I wanted him to cum. At this point I couldnโt really think straight so I said he could chose. He went off the bed and told me to get on my knees in front of him and open my mouth while he stroked himself while I licked and sucked his balls. He then told me he was going to cum so I opened my mouth and put my tongue out, as his load hit both my face and my tongue. It felt so hot being covered a little bit by his warm load while also getting to taste it. He told me swallow it and clean his cock while I still had some of his load on my face. After that he gave me some paper to clean my face and then gave me a kiss and told me I did a good job. So thatโs about it for my first blowjob. Sorry if my english or grammar is bad, english isnโt my first language.
>>28963629 (OP)femanons: this is annoying, do not lick the side of the dick, get the head in your mouth and start the suction.
>>28964052>actual 7" dicks are stupid rare* laughs in actual 8" dick *
>>28964817>>28964828That's a lot of words just to say "I swear to god I'm straaaaaight". OK man, I believe you.
>>28965409I don't understand that either. I love a good blowjob from any gender but I have zero interest in putting a dick in my mouth, nor do I pretend that trannies are actual women. IMO porn addiction has men self-inserting themselves as women and acting on it because they're thirsty for appreciation from anyone.
>>28966152i'm blessed to have a guy that I've been sucking off for over 10 years now
>>28966565>i'm blessed to have a guy that I've been sucking off for over 10 years nowGreentext how your arrangement has evolved over the years plz
>>28964788Have fun :) swallow like a good girl
I don't really like men or their features that's why if I'm going to have sex with a man it has to be a twinky looking guy. Even then I'm picky about what I want. Normally I would jerk off to the thought of it then have some post nut clarity and think how gross it was. Except for this one dude when I was in college. Skinny, effeminate, and hairless. Even after cumming I thought I could definitely suck him off.
We arranged for a time and he just laid back on his bed and I went to town. I took my time savoring it, licking the tip, the shaft, just admiring his cock. I eventually just took the plunge and deepthroated the whole thing. It really didn't hit me what I was doing until I felt his cum hit the back of my throat. I had no choice but to swallow it.
I leaned back and saw him just laying there with a content look on his face. I didn't have feelings of regret but just confusion and "Holy shit, what the fuck did I just do." I did it a few more times for him until semester ended (never asked him to return the favor because I'm people pleaser and afraid to ask for things myself).
I would give it a try again although I'm very picky and has to be under specific circumstances. I also can't jerk off else post nut clarity might make me change my mind.
>>28964591Need that sauce
>>28966161rolling to drain a nig
>>28964970roll for suck swap
>>28963629 (OP)>Be 21>Download grindr cause I'm pretty sure I am bi>Start messaging with someone who lives in the same town>swap pics. he looks cute, pretty fem, similar age>I invite him over>Super nervous>He pulls up and gets out of the car>Looks nothing like his photos>Appears to have ate the person in the original photos>We stare at each other on my porch for a minute and he asks if he can come in>Sit in my living room and it is super awkward>I go into the kitchen and get us beers>Just chat while I am slamming beers cause I might as well get drunk I suppose>Eventually he asks if he can give me head>Go to my room and lay down on my bed>He pulls my shorts off and gives some really good head>Not the best I have had but certainly top tier>Super aggressive about it. Sucking my dick like a damn semen demon>Tells me to warn him when I'm going to cum>"Okay, I'm about to cum">He shoves my dick fully down his throat>His nose is smashed against my body>Shoot one of the biggest loads of my life>Asks me if I want to fuck him>I roll out of my bed and say, "No, I'm good.">He sighs and walks to my front door>Puts on his shoes and tells me to message him again if I ever want headNever did message him again cause he was not very attractive in person but was definitely great head regardless.
>>28967129so, are you bi?
>>28965894>>28966005Was in the same position for 3 years. Once we broke up for other reasons, I finally was free to try it and I liked it a lot. I'm still attracted to fem people so it is difficult. I don't see how I could just date one gender for my whole life. Certainly is an issue I am going to cross eventually. But I'm just enjoying the single life atm
>>28963737this is AI generated
i wish this was me and my gf
>>28967139>>28967156After that encounter I didn't do anything with guys for about two years. But, I eventually met a guy and we dated for about six months and it was great so I suppose I am. But, I'm not attracted to all guys. Tall and masc guys are not my thing.
>>28966494Never tried to make a point that I was straight and I even mention I've had sex with guys before too, but okay dipshit.
>>28964867>>28964891>>28966023Guess you guys are just gayer than I am, congrats bros. Enjoy sucking them dicks, and see you in the next thread
https://hypnotube.com/video/bbc-on-blonde-sissy-edit-47724.html
>>28965898ngl gloryholes were the hottest encounters I had trying this shit. some guys put in the effort of making it a wooden construction and it was perfect, you just rock up and there's a cock waiting for you, the rest is 'cut out', so you can just slut out and leave after. Think they made the coin drop for me that I actually enjoy sucking dick but I'm not interested in men, just cocks.
>>28967204Hahaha When I saw this blonde black girl I thought: "Wow! This is what I call Blacked! The girl was white and all she had to do was suck a big black cock to get that color!"
>haven't sucked a dick in weeks
>keep messaging guys, they keep flaking
Fucking faggots just let me suck your dick already
>>28964175Are all niggers secret fags?
Have you ever had a bitch blueball you because "it hurts me too much"?
It ruined my weekend.
>>28967993Don't know about dark skin nigs but as a light skin negro, kinda. Don't give a fuck about politics. I just like kind people. Just heard guys are really good at giving head. Had an opportunity but pussied out last second.
>>28968114You think it's really determined by the color line like that?
dubs i suck
trips i swallow
quads i get fucked
quints i do all of the above and film it and upload it here
>>28964591any luck on sauce
>>28968377just sucking it is then
dubs I suck a dick tonight
dubs I suck and swallow
trips I get fucked and lose my anal virginity
I've been offered to suck a BBC today bros. He's 8 inches. I don't know if I have the courage.
>>28963656God I love her but I can never find her name. Got a source?
>>28968487I jerk off so much to her cause she looks exactly like an Ukrainian girl I used to date
>>28965468Do you have the source of this?
>>28968361Nah I'm just joshing
DESU these threads were part of finally accepting that I am way gayer than I wanted to admit.
Things that I knew straight guys liked that I never really understood why: wanting to kiss women, leaving marks like hickies on a partner, just like... Being sexual? Having a "dream woman" or having sex dreams at all. It all felt like "oh I guess you work up to it in the moment and I'll get it if I get in that situation". One time I googled whether you're supposed to kiss on a first date because I never wanted to, it felt like a hurdle to me to have to kiss a woman. Like I always had an aesthetic visual attraction to women but imagining myself in a sexual encounter with a woman just did not do it for me unless I really really concentrated like I'm trying to achieve nirvana to a webm from /gif/.
And having these threads around got me to finally consider "well shit try imagining if it was a guy instead" and there's the fucking hair trigger erections I always heard about from guys. Jumping into a bed with someone sounds appealing instead of a chore. Kissing someone doesn't feel like a chore anymore, I actually want to now.
So like. Either I am a homosexual deep in denial, a bisexual tilted way over toward gay, or I accidentally brainwashed myself into a fetish for having sex with men.
tl;dr I am literally Tobias Funke
>>28965894Donโt do a threesome, thatโs retarded. Try and get ur girl to put on a strap-on or something, it will leave the relationship to just you two. I wouldnโt do this tho, no woman really wantโs their man to be a faggot
Dubs i suck
Trips i get fucked
>>28968474Dubs i'm sucking him.
>>28968640No BBC for me today then.
>>28963629 (OP)>Meet a guy on Hinge>Cute-ish, a little rough on the face>Meet IRL>Kinda chubby short Latino but its ignorable enough, he seemed sweet>Take him home>We chat for a little >Start cuddling, flirting>I get a boner but lose it after a second or two >I ask if I can suck his dick>He says yes>Pulls it out>Average size, uncut, looks basically exactly like mine, all good to go >Start sucking as best as I can >His glans are very slippery and the length is perfect to deepthroat and slobber on >Compliment his dick, he giggles, I stand up for a moment and continue stroking him as fast as I can, he laughs again >Bobbing on it in earnest, he's not touching me but he is moaning so I know I'm doing something right>Eventually I hear him suck air in through his teeth>Know he's close>Let him cum in my mouth>Tastes basically like how my own cum tastes, load wasn't very big so I swallowed it thinking it was my own spit>He's a little flustered because it was my first time sucking dick and I did so well>Walk him back to the bus stop>Never see him again after I ironycelled too hard while texting him about getting food Honestly not a bad first experience, good dick, he was clean - smelled a little like sweat but I kinda like that scent coming from the balls. His balls were on the smaller side so I couldn't really suck them at all but overall not a bad experience whatsoever, I'd probably do it again if I could muster up the courage to get back into the "dating scene" but I just don't feel in the mood to start playing the rat race again.
>>28968768Feel free to ask me any questions, I also got my dick sucked by a mixed femboy a few months prior.
>>28968768Any tips to meet coxksuckers? I'd consider myself a relaxed easy going person who's pretty sociable but any tips to make yall more 'comfortable' or increase your pleasure and fun.
>>28968849Honestly no because I consider myself a top switch, meaning even if I suck dick I'm doing it in a dominant way.
As to make the person sucking your cock comfortable or to increase their pleasure and fun:
>Clean your dick. Sounds simple, I know, but clean that shit. Wash the tip, wash your balls, wash your asshole, too. >Most guys want you to be vocal, obviously don't fake it, but... you know, we like to know we're doing a good job. That's kind of it, frankly if you're good looking enough they'll do a good job themselves.
>>28968853Will do in a fresh post so I don't hit char limit
>>28968849Practice good hygiene. Don't be black.
>>28968896>plays with frenulumPost moar.
I had someone once do this and I can't stop thinking about them.
>>28968909>Don't be black..how did you know? Are you a wizard??
>>28968853>Meet him on Hinge (Running theme, I know)>Recognize him from High School>Typical girliepop gay mixed/black guy (bright colored weaves, wears crop tops, makeup, etc.) >We talk for a few weeks, he's absolutely feral for me (I work out so I guess they really like biceps? Idk there was a lot of flirting)>Meet a few times, get food, etc.>One day invite him over for lunch>Talk, eat together, chat for a long while>In my living room, he asks if I've ever had sex, I say no>He gropes me a few times as we cuddle and I laugh it off, eventually we joke ourselves into turning off the lights>Gets on his knees >Pulls my dick out, kisses it a few times>Lets me grab his head, just push it in, no resistance >Thrust in and out for a while, my dick isn't super big so it's not like he's gagging and sputtering on it but he's doing a good job>Bobs back and forth on it a little bit, I take turns between him doing the work and me thrusting>Rub it on his lips (very soft and plump)>Call him good boy, pet his hair, etc.>Getting closer and closer, he pulls my foreskin back and swirls all around the tip, absolute bliss>Finally cum, Dream On by Aerosmith is playing>Cover his face in cum, get a little in his mouth >He laughs it off, clean him and myself up, walk him home. >Broke things off with him because he was too clingy Overall decent experience, if my dick worked back then it wouldve been even better but eh.
>>28968912Unfortunately don't have a lot of frenulum stuff. I just think cocks are sexy.
>>28964970what's her name
>>28964817I really agree with you last paragraph. Very sobering
>>28964828It's like a misdirected sexual imagery that happens during masturbation and looking at porn or fantasizing. As well as getting aroused by your own dick and balls.
>>28966584The arrangement hasn't changed at all. He's an older guy, and when I want to suck him off I message him. We usually meet up once every week or two, with me driving to his house that isn't too far away and blowing him.
>>28968979Melody Parker, thiccc snowbunny
>>28968958Hot, thanks anon
>>28964175Secretary Wholesome
Yeah, the only reason you find it hot is because you're self inserting as the man getting the blowjob. That's why men historically are repulsed by images of two women having sex, they have no one to identify as
>>28968377rolling for that
>>28970286Go throat that dick anon
>>28968476Lilu's handjobs my friend
>>28964319get the fuck out newfag
Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? cccxyy.847
Now seriously...
Why jannies hate ERP and roll? Why it even matter?
A lot of anons wake up wanting to be sucked or suck a dick and we could help each other with cope.
AI Bot's are okish but so far interaction with another person is still quite hot too.
>>28970325You my friend are a gentleman and a scholar
What i hate in that 50% of it is effortless faggots repeating the same webm over and over.
But here i'm.
I have saw Ancient Webm's playing over and over.
closeted bi & verse married @24 now 31yo. Had the talk with wife when she saw all shemale porn and old Craigslist emails on my computer in our first year of marriage. she doesn't like it but admitted to some lesbo experience when she was a teen. i swear never to cheat and we agree experience together.
>our first experience together August 2019
>work trip to Denver, in laws has the kid and wife comes along for mini half vacation
>go out after work with wife, happen into LGBT bar
>my wife had gotten pretty catty with her curiosity about my bi past and we both were ready to try something
>wife: we should try to have a one night stand while we are here, I wanna see you do those things you wrote in the emails (means she wanted me to get fucked, in our talk she went through all the old CL hookup emails and she brings it up sometimes)
>my wife starts critiquing the whole bar and asking me to rate also
>few drinks down (not drunk but feeling good cause i know the hotel is a short walk away) and I'm horny af and my wife is nearly ready to pimp me out
>in walks a beautiful femmy twink, classic Denver gay with pink clothes and makeup, my fuckin type
>me: hey, him in the pink, yea 10/10 and if he's verse 1000/10
>figure a way to talk to him when i went to get another drink
>chill guy, worked some BS job was a few years younger than mee and wife
>introduced her saying we were from out of town looking for recommendations
>wife asks the big question, if he was single and if he would be interested in coming to our hotel room with us
>he didn't quite understand at first because my wife was too cryptic but I told him I am bi, we were looking for a 3rd and my wife wanted to watch
>he didn't jump at the opportunity but agreed out of curiosity
>short walk through downtown to the hotel, small talk mostly kinda awkward but he did recommend some places we walked by
>get to the room and get comfortable (underwear)
>>28966936Rolling for cock
>>28970499OMG dubs where do I find a clean cock?
Webms That Make You Do Anal.
That's the Anal Version of it. Green Texts are Welcome.
Here we go anons. Time to play a little bit extra spicy.
Receiver or Giver end.
>>28970523I have one here anon. But you will have to clean it with your mouth.
>be 20 at a friends birthday party
>a friend of thereโs is a femboy
>qt3.14
>drinking playing cards against humanity
>smoking a little weed
>chat with him all night
>attempting to flirt
>random friend wants to play truth or dare
>kinda cringe but dont care
>really tame at first mostly dumb shit like ding doing Ditch or dirty secrets
>things take a quick turn and some how Iโm kissing the femboy
>diamonds
>every one sees and laughs
>embarrassment kills the boner
>shit winds down still to drunk to drive
>femboy offers to let me crash on there couch down the hall
>mind racing
>yes
>at his place making out
>rubbing his bulge
>go for it
>shimmy my way down
>awkwardly pull his pants down
>start licking the shaft
>spitting on it and stroking
>wrap my lips and start Bobbing
>attempt to deep throat
>stick to the basics
>start to get in a groove
>suck for like 20 minutes till I feel him twitch
>shoots a huge load right to the tongue
>swallow every last drop
>I lay on the couch he proceeds to to reciprocate
>gives me the gwack gwack 3000
>drooling on it slurping deep throat only last ten minutes till my load is filling his mouth
Things got more heated but Iโll just keep it to the cock sucking
>>28964052>7" dicks are stupid rareI can assure you they are not, they are uncommon but not "stupid rare". bbc being bullshit is accurate and those are indeed much rarer because those are supposed to be 8" which is actually a rare occurence.
honestly though dick length is overrated in some way and the guy's frame and height also plays a part.
a 7" that's all thin is just terrible vs a very stocky dick that's shorter. There's also the issue of a guy being gigantic and having a normal dick which will look disgustingly puny on him vs a super skinny femboy with a 7 incher that suddenly looks like his schlong is enormous
>>28968504I think it's the Sopranos
>>28970476>him sitting in the chair, wife on the bed and I'm ready to go>preface admit it's been years (4 at that point) since I had given head so I will be rusty>hairless twink drop his shorts and he's average cock 5"-6" but he's got a really great cut head start getting him hard>can't see my wife mostly behind me but I feel her eyes watching>she got undressed also and was rubbing her pussy watching>when I got his dick fully hard I gave my mouth a break and looked at her, she immediately asked him I know he's good at eating pussy but what about sucking dick>he kinda laughed and said I was good at this too >I got him to move the chair right next to the bed and went back and forth from eating her and blowing him, pretty great first time for that>fingering wife and jerking him off at the same time top tier bi experience >wife increasingly growing out of her typical submissive behavior wanting to run the show>sits up and grabs my head to force it onto his cock, got increasingly rough>gaged and chocked myself on this random twink I had just met an hour before>pretty sure he wasn't totally into this soft 3way like i was and just wanted his dick sucked>get him close to finish and he asks where he should cum>wife: cum in his mouth, I want to see him swallow>that was crazy fuckin hot to hear>did a half decent blowjob i think cause he came in about 10 minutes after we started>says he's going to cum and he jerks off into my open mouth while me and my wife are making eye contact>gulp down every pulse of cum and my wife is happy shocked laughing>he pretty much got dressed and bounced but we did the mutual thanks>proceeded to fuck my wife after as the whole thing made both of us crazy horny and being buzzed I lasted long while Had long conversation post coitus. Wife had fantasized a lot about what she wanted and got almost all of it this time. She liked the feeling of being in charge. Explained to her before that when I'm with a guy I'm very submissive.
>>28970613So fucking hot anon. Got any more stories like that?
>>28970553Yummy cummy for my tummy ~
>>28965409I think in my case it was a bit of both. If sexuality is a spectrum, I think I'm 95% straight. The problem is... I am a sex crazed bastard -- and I don't know if this is because of watching too much porn or I was always going to be this way and porn turbo charged it. As many people, I started watching regular girl-girl, girl-boy porn, before descending into tranny, cuck and (occasionally) gay stuff.
I love women and prefer them by far. I would never think of getting romantically involved with a man. I think they are gross. However, I've been curious about getting fucked. I've played with dildos and I found the sensation can sometimes be pleasant, but not always. I thought I was just curious for the new sensation (p-spot and all that) not actually being with a man, but after trying it I realized I still would like to try the real thing. Funnily enough, I never though much of sucking dick until these threads
A few months ago, I went to a sort of sex party (not that uncommon where I live). And I sucked dick for the first time. An Asian guy a White trans girl (not at the same time). I didn't hate it, but it was a bit underwhelming. After the party I didn't feel gross, or had 'post-nut clarity', but since I didn't like it that much I thought that was that and I was never going to try it again
However, when I'm really horny and see stuff like these threads, the desire to do it comes back. I think I'd like to try a longer session in a more comfortable environment (not a sex dungeon lol), but I don't have the guts to try Grinder or something like that since I'd be mortified to be outed. Besides, I think I would only really feel comfortable with a trans girl or a cute twink, because I find the vast majority of men gross
>>28970633We've had a few experiences. The next time we had a hookup with a swinger couple that was mostly wife swap that was pretty hot tho. Another one we a met a Bi couple that trained me, girls used strapons. Another time we had a swinger couple that was into same sex swap but it was kinda weird. Last winter was the last hookup where I blew a bbc and my wife fucked me with a strap on
>>28965894>>28965926Maybe ask your girls for a mfm threesome?
>>28970702You have great wife anon, I'm jealous. What was your favourite experience?
Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me. cccxyy.847
why cant you fags be fucking normal lmao
every time ive tried to do this shit its ended with a weirdo wanting way too much
>>28970601sounds like a big cope post to me but i know the difference between 6 and 7 inches and 7 inches looks the same to me if it's on a tall guy or a manlet
Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day? cccxyy.847
>>28970883I'm 7" and it's nothing special, that's exactly why I made that post
>>28963629 (OP)I know it's Mary Konopelka, but I cannot find this specific clip. Anybody have a link, or at least the name of it please?
>>28970638>head pat you twicegood girl ~
>>28971025i'm telling you that that's the cutoff for me and it's hard to find even that
>>28970718Favorite? Idk the most fun I had was the bi couple.
After the first experience we tried a range of different sexual stuff between us, biggest success/ was pegging. The wife really got into pegging and it mostly scratched my anal itch. We usually pegged when she was on her period cause I'm not into period sex. Had a typical swinger hookup wife swap on our second trip to the local swingers club but we were looking for something different still had fantasies and itches to scratch
>found out about fetlife >lot of dudes that just want to cuck me but that's not what we are looking for>start talking with a couple, they were bi, she liked girls and he liked topping>came to the idea of me being the gang bottom for all 3 of them>set up weekend where we get connection hotel rooms>meet at hotel bar, very casual relaxed informal. Age difference was a little weird cause we were in our late 20s and they were in the late 40s>they were really cool and after our first drink we all said time to get ready>agreed to signal the other by opening our connecting door >went to get ready, wife had picked out some new lingerie, lots of buckels and straps which she was building a collection of >for me I tried using a jock strap for the first time but nothing else>they walked in dressed like something out of a movie but it was clearly kinda cheap like Halloween quality>she had a leather corset with her tits out and latex leggings with a zipper on the crotch and a cheap mask. All He was wearing another crap mask and cock ring>start off my wife and her fitting on strap on and getting them to fit snug>meanwhile I was polishing/fluffing his cock while he sat on the bed>he had a thick member, not really long average length but I remember it was narrow at the head and thick all the way down>wife and women were ready and comes and stands around me. She had me suck their dildos in rotation with giving him a blowjob
>>28971288Any more of her?
>>28971280>wife has been getting her kicks for my ass getting fucked by doing the strapon thing but she wanted to get me fucked and I had wanted to scratch that itch too>the women start to drive the show and tell us to get fully on the bed.>ass in the air and cock in my mouth my wife lubes up my ass and starts to stretch me out while the other wife is making out her husband and helping me jerk him off/ forcing my head down on his cock>pretty amazing position to be in for the first time, I had really gotten use to the feeling of get pegged but having a cock in my mouth at the same time was an awesome step up>stretched out after a bit and my wife tells the other wife it's her turn>she had the next biggest dildo and this was her first time pegging but she got really into it. Spent most of the time dirty talking to her husband >meanwhile my wife is doing anything and everything to tease and stimulate me. Jerking me off, pinching my nippels, spanking my ass, biting my ear forcing my head down, whispering dirty shit in my ears>she swapped dildos to the last biggest one we had, one I'd only been able to stretch out to once before 9" behemoth. She kept slapping my face with and making suck the tip>eventually the husband said it was his turn>back and arms were killing me but I was so horny my brain was just like your pain doesn't out weight the pleasures emanating from your ass>he used a condom but he was bigger than even the 2nd dildo>my wife gives him the lube and helps spread my ass for him to slide in. >had that good pinch that only comes from the real thing>he gets in and stretches me out and gave me the fucking that only a man with lower back muscles can>wife got her wish to watch my ass get pounded into itself and we both loved it
>>28971338>his wife even seemed to like watching because she was up close making out with him and watching the whole time>he ended up pulling out and finishing on his wife's face tho, only way it could have been if he creampied me (which I still haven't had since before marriage) >my wife stepped in immediately to get the 9" in my ass and keep the train going on me>went in easier than the first time but it was even bigger than the husband still>I still haven't admitted to my wife that it isn't always the size, needs to be some force behind it>rest of the night was parallel hooking up>he got hard again and unzipped his wife's crotch latex leggings and had sex on the bed next to us>after my wife got done with fucking my ass she had me eat her out then fuck her>after about an hour when we all had our orgasms we decided to go back to the hotel barOverall they were the coolest couple we've had a hookup with but haven't been able to meet up again. This encounter was almost 2 years ago now.
>>28968476>God I love herShe's a disgusting pig, and you should be ashamed of yourself for liking her.
rollin
hopefully there's someone sane on grindr
>>28964052>actual 7" dicks are stupid rareNo they are not.
Any other small dicks here like sucking cock because they love the feeling of holding and using a big dick?
you think everyone would be after a blow, but no - flakes and weirdos everywhere
Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? cccxyy.847
>>28964828>mfw when schizofag>mfw i have no face
> be too young
> jump on grindr
> 45 year old truck driver finds me
> offers me a massage and to pick me up
> walk about 20 minutes from home to a park
> picks me up and drives me to his
> gives me white wine
> lie on his bed with towels laid down
> he undresses me as I lay there front side down
> he starts pouring baby oil all over
> rubs it into me all over
> slowly starts to focus on my butt
> starts to focus deeply on my butthole
> randomly loses control and starts to rim me
> tries to stick it in but I tell him it hurts too much
> probably gets about 1 inch in but has to stop because of pain
> switch to him trying to make me suck him off
> try to
> jaw begins to hurt a fuck tonne
> he drives me home
> I try to suck him off while he's driving me
> tell him it's a dream of mine to do this to a guy
> he cums in my mouth and I swallow about 45 minutes after we started - doing 100 on the highway
> as we drive the rest of the way he uses his spare hand to feel my genitals down my pants
> walk home from the park
> get in a fuck tonne of trouble for going out alone at night
>message back and forth
>cut guy sends cock pic
>looks dehydrated and cracked to hell, like a cock shaped salt flat
Fucking hell god damnit what the fuck? The ONE guy who is down to meet and his dick looks like it survived the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. His fucking cock looks dryer than fifteen martinis which is what I'd have to drink to consider putting this gross fucking moisture negative anomaly anywhere near my mouth.
Fucking hell I might quit being gay, men are so fucking disappointing it's unreal. Women are annoying as fuck and I want to smack them in the mouth but at least they put in effort and smell nice.
>>28963724What's the sauce for this?
>>28963629 (OP)This man has a fungal infection on his balls.
>>28971423where do you live and what apps/sites do you use because they are for me
>yeah i'm 7.5">it's not maybe barely 6"i have to assume you faggots are measuring from the bottom of the nutsack
>>28971776>men are so fucking disappointing it's unrealright? I know why women get pissed off now
>but at least they put in effort and smell nice.I would have thought it wasn't hard to shower and wash yourself, but I know otherwise now
>>28971879Well you know it's not hard because (presumably) you do it before going out and especially before meeting someone for sexytimes, and especially especially a first meeting with that person.
It takes like zero effort. I got no fucking idea what's going on in these guys' heads. If this is the kind of effort they put into meeting/seducing women you can see why there are so many "straight" guys on gay sites.
>>28968495You dated someone who looks like that and let her go? Big loss
>>28971908>It takes like zero effort. I got no fucking idea what's going on in these guys' heads.agreed
>>28968474girthy? if not its noy that hard
>>28968377if ur sucking might as well swallow
>>28972039agree, need that nut
>>28972098right? whats the point if you're not gonna savor it
>>28972107id rather swallow it than him breed me desu
https://hypnotube.com/video/sissy-sucking-bbc-pov-85640.html
>>28971993>>28971908>>28971879Did you ever think no one cares about feelings of the socks they cum into? No one's trying to clean up for a cum dumpster. Just suck the cock, faggot
I dont even really think Im gay since I have no interest in sucking a cock or fucking a guy as a man. But I do enjoy the fantasy of being a woman and having sex with men though.
>>28972234i believe they have a name for that now
>>28972278It's called closeted faggot.
>>28971423This is the easiest thing in the world to Google, idk how you guys manage to be misinformed. Porn is not real life and the 4chan specifically is full of foreign shills who want to demoralize you into being a fascist.
The average is 5.17 inches with a standard deviation of roughly 0.8 inches, which means that 7+ is around the 97th percentile or so. For the innumerate among you, that means in a room of 100 men, 3 of them will have a dick that's 7 inches or larger. Does that mean you can pretty easily find a big dick? Sure, because that means any reasonably sized city will have hundreds if not thousands of them. The absolute quantity of 7+ inch dicks is huge, but in the statistical sense, quite uncommon. And there's something to be said for sampling bias - if you're confident in your cock, you're more willing to show it to strangers. It's not 4 inchers that are sending random dick pics and getting blowjobs on Grindr.
>>28972233Have fun cumming into socks for the rest of your life because no one is sucking (you)rs lol
>>28972582> Does that mean you can pretty easily find a big dick>check muh calculations everyoneshut up you nerd. nobody cares about you micro penis. kneel and start sucking already.
Any webms of mf couples sucking cock together? I want to share a dick w my gf
>>28964052I have 7 inch dick on an average build and girls like it but they donโt go mad like itโs unusual or anything.
Itโs probably more that retarded faggots who got abused as kids donโt develop proper testosterone and these are the only faggots that youโll ever get to suck off.
>>28964828This is why you suck off big dick asian trannys. They know all about hygiene and being feminine.
They will try and fuck you in the ass in the morning though watch out for that.
Based post kind of but let faggots be faggots. I can day dream about dick but I didnโt need someone to tell me that I wonโt enjoy meeting up with a man and having a man touch me. These faggots would love that so let them be.
>>28965894How do you get an std from sucking cock? You yanks have been seriously brainwashed by std kikes.
>>28966350If any of you believe this for one second you are retarded. Extremely low tier made up bullshit
>>28966408Larping faggots itt wont understand what you mean but I agree. I hate when women try to tease or be sexy just jam my cock in and out of your holes you useless wench.
People go on and on about how porn ruined men but most women think they have to put on some kind of show. Where the fuck did that come from? Kike porn.
>>28972843Send it back to hell
>>28971216Why does sucking dick always seem inherently submissive? Even when the girl seems to enjoy it
Eating pussy doesn't seem like that. As a man I still feel in control when I go down on a girl
That's why I kind of want to try sucking a dick. It's the only way I would that that thrill of feeling like a submissive slut
>>28964934Working out until you're all red and out of breath is the only way I know of to make excessive amounts of cum. The other is an extreme one and 99.9% of the planet would find it retarded: drink onions
>>28965894feel free to suck my cock I'm a 20yo khv
only 6 inches uncut tho and I moan kinda loud :/
>>28964817>Have manly faces that look at you while youโre sucking their dickThat is why if I ever got my dick sucked by a guy they'd have to be feminine looking but sometimes when I'm really horny and watching gay bj porn idc what the dude looks like as long as he's clearly enthusiastic and loves sucking and swallowing cock
In some videos they are so hot sucking cock but then when the guy cums they just kinda stop... I want my cum sucked out of my dick and balls like a straw even though I'm really sensitive when I cum because I'm uncut
>>28967157Wish there were more like this vid
dubs iโm sucking
trips i let him fuck me
>>28967139Dubs and its me
when i suck cock, it's hot tranny cock
>>28974255The dubs of suck
>>28972870because it's the minimum acceptable length, that's probably why they don't go mad over it
Have a threeway story from the other night but gonna save to greentext it for the new thread
>>28974724looking forward to it, giving one last bump
>>28974944and lucky dubs first go lmao