Thread 28966316

>>28966336
Can't imagine how it feels like to be tortured like that for eternity in hell.

Thank God, I have Jesus as my savior to pay for all of my sins with his perfect sacrifice on the cross which is received by faith alone.

>>28966330
lol gun drawn

>>28966330
With that much dedication, dude could've done anything, but he chose to do this? What a waste.

>>28966330
chair force faggot, nothing of value was lost

>>28966430
American cops are the biggest faggots in the fucking universe

>>28966543
No, that would be italians

>>28966566
No, it's yanks. No other cops pull their guns out and start blasting for the slightest thing, even in the worst third world shitholes.

Triggered by acorns faggots.

>>28966578
Nah, I once watch a whole team of Italian faggots (redundant) fake injuries in a soccer game, literally crying and rolling around on the ground, and they got rewarded in the game for it. Biggest faggots on planet earth, zero masculinity at all

>>28966694
good thing all those stupid women screamed together so we knew something was wrong. WE NEED A MAN TO HELP US!!

>>28966428
Hell as you imagine is not biblical, look into it, there are many resources, I recommend inspiring philosophy or amazing facts

>>28966566
Italian cops don't pull out their guns and start blasting because an acorn fell on the ground.

And don't get me started on the Uvalde Shooting incident lol

>>28966579
Burning your prisoners is haram

>>28966316 (OP)
I'm confused, why do they scream after burning themselves willingly

>>28966604
I'm here for this, this was funny

>>28966665
Molotov cocktails aren't due everybody

>>28966673
Was that a fucking bike!!?

>>28966876
During our paramedic training we had a burn survivor he said he would rather drown than burn alive

>>289666 What's this?

>>28966428
Amen.

>>28966876
>I'm confused, why do they scream after burning themselves willingly
They didn't understand what they were getting into, obviously. It looked cool when that one Buddhist monk did it back in the 70s to protest the Vietnam war and that gave everyone who seen that video a distorted view of what burning yourself to death is actually like. That monk had to steel himself for it by going into a deep meditation to be able to ignore the pain. None of these amateurs have a clue how to pull it off the right away.

Anyway, its not a quick and painless death. Burns are up there being probably the worst pain you can possibly experience, actually. That monk was able to pull it off, but don't think that just because he could and looked badass doing it that you could do the same.

>>28966718
Battery fires are fucking nasty

>>28966722
Whatever happened to stop drop and roll?

>>28966551
>Smoke alarm goes off
I'm genuinely surprised that the battery wasn't flat
>>28966698
>>28966724
What is this obsession that they have with setting their asses on fire?

>>28966774
Props to green-san for calmly hover over hell...
What happened to the human torch?

>>28966799
FUCKING MORON!! WRONG LANE TO TURN AND DOES IT IN SLOW MOTION THEN FLEES!! GODDAMNIT PISSES ME OFF

>>28966819
William lane Craig

>>28966316 (OP)
I’m always amazed how long people stay alive. If I ever commit suicide I still think about using fire, but I will use a lot more than a jug.
My basic idea is to have three big car gas portable refuel jugs.
I will be in a car seat, one I will strap to my chest, the other pin between my back and the car seat. And the third I will dump all over myself and both other tanks. The bacsic idea is to cause an explosion to blow out my chest and lungs for an intsa kill.
Do you think it would work?

>>28966829
>filename
That was’t luck, that was skill

>>28966551
setting yourself on fire to entertain 300 nogs on instagram... pfft

>>28966694
lmao

>>28967025
must be a new tiktok trend or something

>>28966600
these are the sort of people who voted for trump.

>>28966701
if you think this is real you belong on facebook shorts nigger

>>28967054
Bike speeding in the emergency lane is more retarded than the car driver. Yeah, that bike is not supposed to be in the emergency lane. Serves the retard right.

>>28966433
It's not willpower, it's conviction. He could only have done that.

>>28966428
I guess if it goes for eternity it gets boring at some point

>>28967054
>slow turning off a highway
You can always spot low iq by how they have no sense of things behind them, like at a string of lights, well the next light is red so I will just go through this green light slow as fuck Becuase I can’t think about the people behind me needing to get through the light.
Same thing with people slamming brakes for a turn they realized they were supposed to make. Or braking before thier exit on a freeway off-ramp

>>28966600
Likely. So ?
You and your retarded friends that voted for the corporate drug addicted satanic pedos that toys with you with big pharma, corrupted religion, shitty indoctrination, homosexual mutilations and mindless daily fears, and convince you to follow and do everything they say to you are on a higher intellectual and moral level, right, you massive brainless faggot ?

More than half of these webm are niggas. What ar niggas attraction with pyro?

>>28967852
>Likely. So ?
>You and your retarded friends that voted for the corporate drug addicted satanic pedos that toys with you with big pharma, corrupted religion, shitty indoctrination, homosexual mutilations and mindless daily fears, and convince you to follow and do everything they say to you are on a higher intellectual and moral level, right, you massive brainless faggot ?

>>28966316 (OP)
>chooses suicide
>picks the most painful method
dude why

>>28966330
I still don't understand why the Israeli embassy guard felt he was a threat while he laid there cooking

>>28966330
shame he died
he achieved fucking nothing, no one even cared the very next day

Bump for top thread.
https://youtu.be/KdcbhPWpPLc

>>28968237
israeli = american.

And you know how retarded are americans, especially american cops

>>28966585
fun fact of the day: Flammable and combustible mean 2 different things, and gasoline can be both at the same time.

>>28967852
lay down the zaza, turn off your pc for a lil bit and go touch grass.

>>28966316 (OP)
>>28966325
>>28966330
>>28966336
so, suppose someone set you on fire with alcohol, or you do it but then regret it just after, how do you put out the fire?
Is stop drop and roll effective?
Water helps?

>>28967535
so passes denethor, son of ecthelion

>>28968724
>Is stop drop and roll effective, guys? or is that just a normie lie and 4chan knows the actual best way to put it out, as opposed to any firestation in the world teaching this to kindergarteners

Obligatory:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ef42hn1iSvQ&pp

>>28966428
Hell isn't real but we atheist will burn you on earth!

>>28966793
Faggot

>>28966579
Based

>>28967852
>someone wrote this

>>28966572
chinks are on another level. Dat highest IQ in the world comes with a smallest penis in the world

>>28966674
Based

>>28966543
imagine calling for the freedom of a terrorist organization next to a military base, wouldn't go down so well huh?
tkd btw

>>28967088
Don't do that man

>>28967426
whats funny is, trump or biden, all you common "people" in america are amazingly fucking stupid. Somehow biden voters feel dumber to me, idk. I still cant believe you retards went out and took 8 covid shots or whatever

>>28966604
holy fucking retard

>>28966578
>>28966830
obvious samefag lol

>>28967832
Someone's going to be ashy!

>>28967054
that's the emergency lane, pathetic retard lol

>>28969160
the common people in america are either trump or biden? are they clones? lol fucking retard

>>28966694
Gta san andreas

>>28966579
and that's why sandnaggers should be nuked out of existence

>>28966604
I can't believe this shit is real, it has to be a comedy skit.

>>28966663
I respect the drivers at the end that are like 'fuck this shit, i'm not going to be stuck here for hours'

>>28966689
Is this AI? What kinda place is that

>>28967088
You're a retard. Liquid gasoline doesn't even burn, let alone explode. It's gasoline VAPOR which burns. To make Hollywood explosions using jugs of gasoline, special effects guys rig the jugs with explosives like detcord to vaporize and spray the gasoline everywhere. This produces a huge fireball but no appreciable shockwave. You will NOT cave in your chest the way you describe. You'll just make a really bad fire, and you will suffer greatly before you die.

>>28968774
Stop drop and roll won't do anything for you if you're doused in an accelerant. It's only useful in "normal" situations like your clothing catching fire because you were playing with matches or something.

>>28966578
>>28966830
>acorns
>acorns
Most obvious samefag of all time.

>>28968705
it was literally an israeli guard, he did it in front of the israel embassy

>>28968919
>when you are tired of mohammed raping you

>>28967426
ffs dude let it go

>>28966548
>Society is at a point where women don't even belong in a kitchen anymore
I want off this fucking ride

>>28970249
it's all made up for views

>>28970060
You're giving them too much credit. They must likely didn't notice what was going on because they were too busy looking at their phones

>>28968774
like the other guy said, if you are covered in alcohol, I don't know if rolling helps at all.
You will quite literally, roll to a burning crisp

Much better chances to run searching for water or help

>>28968857
why the fuck are people not only standing chilling near some schizo splashing fire, but even giving him your back?
it's like city slickers have lost all sense of survival

>>28968998
inflammable nerve gas...that shit is deadly

>>28969156
ummm just get away from the fire wtf?

>>28966578
americans are such pussies a literal acorn falling on the hood scares them little microdicks lmao

no wonder they lost vietnam, iraq, afganishtan etc
bunch of sheltered fat nigger faggots

>>28966579
supported by CIA and israel btw
Nice one USA. Can't wait for the inevitable bloody civil war under that giant nigger of drumpf

>>28966722
it was in this moment that DeShaunte realized he may have fucked up
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>28966713
uuuuff one of the best karma moments in history

>>28966722
not the same person, faggot

>>28968724
If you're fully soaked, best bet is to smother the flames or have a fire extinguisher on hand

>>28966793
>stupid women and their emotions
>why can't they all be autistic robots like me

>>28967025
>the pussy fire

>>28966673
the driving skills of that truck driver are peak

>>28966674
WTF lol did he queef out of his penis? Im so lost as to how this can happen. Could he push it out? I'd pay to see it live.

>>28968724
dont light yourself on fire anon

>>28970860
you see how the oils like water create a barrier between the skin and the accelerant. an effective and fast way to get that shiny dome effect.

>>28966428
You're on a degenerate porn site stroking it to barely legal girls getting vaginally and anally shredded when you're not watching people get killed.

>>28966428
Jesus would be disgusted by people who refer to themselves as Christian today. Read his words in Matthew 5 and evaluate whether megachurch leaders or religious politicians follow even one word of it.

>>28966604
To bad these are silent retards. Wich sucks. Americans would be screaming retarded shit non-stop, blowing our ears out

>>28966663
https://youtu.be/szKY6ffGYv4?t=124

>>28968774
Based dumbass anon. Next time your oil catches on fire, just put it out with water.

>>28966548
How did the idea that women should be the ones to handle food get started?

>>28966718
Fucking hell!!!!

>>28966829
Why is that piece of shit building made of wood?

>>28966706
>How would you feel if your hair was on fire?
>Muh her not be on fir do
>...
>ouch

>>28966774
These people are white-adjacent. Stupid 3rd world situation but when the fire inmgnites within 5 seconds 2 guys are unlatching the door and another 2-3 seconds later, 2 guys come in with fire extinguishers while the 2nd biker circles out of danger above.

If this was full blooded jets, chinks or niggers, there wouldn't be fire extinguishers even in the country, the second biker wouldve panicked and both bikers would've died.

I don't give a fuck what browns say about colonialism and shit, giving our genes to the world was the best thing that ever happened to some of them

>>28970860
Twisted Metal: Black

>>28968237
Proverbs 28:1
The wicked flee when no man pursues

>>28966433
Thats exactly what I was thinking anon. The man stood for about 45 seconds fully on fire. He was determined to die like that - its wild to me.

>>28966548
>>28966590
Cover the fire with a lid or baking soda or fire extinguisher. Never water!! Kitchen fires are almost always grease fires. Water will just spread the burning grease

>>28967519
Imagine the smell

>>28966829
This has got to be the luckiest man in the world good lord

>>28967088
You will die, but I doubt it would be an insta kill, any fall from a extremely high place would be better.

Nobody suicidal deserves to suffer, so get help dickhead, before you become another rekt vid.

>>28971416
Because back when it was normal for people to hunt it was common for people to die, women would be responsible for tasks with less risks, such as cooking or gathering foliage, instead of tracking and killing animals.

>>28967852
>not even smart enough to reply to the right guy

>>28968919
can anyone explain this

>>28969156
This particular soundbyte of this pajeet screaming allah Akbar over and over is exactly the type of shit that irritates me to the point where I want to hurt diaper heads. The ignorance of repeatedly saying "god is good" while someone is on fire dying. It's enough to make me want to punt a kitten. I fucking hate diaper heads

>>28971977
goats like to use fire to get rid of lice

>>28966548
Dumb bitch

>>28971839
I think homie was going through alcohol withdrawals and the shock of it all must of killed him. Damn he was so close bro

I find it funny that the only real thing that is on fire itt is some mad urkanian /pol/ ass :)

>>28971878
any context?

>>28966704
I am always amazed at how much more aussies are retarded than americans, kek.

>>28970637
You can have emotions and not constantly screech like a broken alarm.

>>28966665
this building actually used to be a slave market

>>28971916
I hate all these damn nigs, I'd have no problem dropping them 1 by 1 given the oppurtunity. Sub human pieces of shit. The man probably did nothing wrong too. Just living his life growing crops

>>28971921
absolute fuckin retard. Literally no need to burn them over 100 bucks. I've never hated a particular group of people more in my life.

>>28967014
praying i never experience that

>>28972046
Boomer was his aunt. Was a dispute over inheritance iirc.

>>28968724
you're fucked unless you jump into a large body of water within less than 10 seconds.

>>28967009
Pretty sure that monk was loaded up on opium or heroin too, I don't think anyone can expect to stay cool (pun intended) when they're burning. Even on a shitload of painkillers and no pain the average person is going to panic like the blackout drunk Russian guy

>>28972083
Idk who made the filename but I always heard that guy was a pedophile in a brazilian prison

>>28967088
Kek, I bet you are also retarded enough to think that shooting a gas can will make it explode like in videogames

>>28971944
Shut the fuck up. Why are you here? Go back to tumbler you fucking tranny faggot.

>>28971900
Wild. Why not make that jump? Totally survivable, you'd probably break your legs, but that beats slowly burning to a crisp.

>>28967041
You realize that gas cap was most likely his 8th babies skull, right?

>>28972676
You don't know how seriously Buddhist monks take their vow of no intoxicants
Besides, people on pain meds behave an obvious way and nobody who saw it IRL reported any such behaviour

>>28966428
>I'll win when I'm dead
Lol
Truly a religion for retards

>>28967088
Meh, I think a more fun death would be something like jumping off an airplane without a parachute.

>>28966428
>My magical stories are better than your magical stories

>>28967088
It doesn't matter how much you use, at that point the fire is limited by the air that can reach it, not the fuel. It'd take you minutes to burn and die and each second of that would feel like hours
Seek help anon. You matter

>>28971884
Was this the recent crash?

>>28971909
I didn't know they had video footage of this. Crazy stuff

>>28973633
No, I have seen this video months ago

>>28966578
This faggot thinks he tough, lets just see what happens when you find an acorn in your house or yard or moving in next door to you. Bitch you aint ever seen an acorn.

>>28966681
The way things are going i could see this becoming reality.

Bump

>>28971900
The fire truck was already standing there, why did it take them 3 minutes to provide the water?

>>28971910
The new Ghost Rider remake looks boring but the fire VFX are awesome

>>28966428
>faith alone

You will burn for your wicked ways.

>>28974446
>faith alone
You don't have sincere faith in Jesus unless you also embrace and follow his teachings. So I don't think you could be a serial killer your whole life but then repent (in bad faith) on your deathbed and be absolved of all the evil you did. You have to have a sincere belief to get into heaven, and part of that sincere belief is NOT doing wicked deeds. These two things are irreconcilable.

>>28974473
Nice slimey jew tactic there. The bible doesnt teach faith alone or once saved always saved. It teach keep the commandments and stop sinning or go to hell

>>28966876
Do you think burning alive does not hurt if you yourself light the fire?

>>28966554
Don't worry, Ukraine will win, They've only had a little more than a million deaths, which is really not such a big deal. And don't forget that a lot of Russia's strategic bombers were blown up. Yes, the bombers weren't being used, and the Russians have a lot more strategic bombers that weren't destroyed, but Putin is seething kek! Now that Ukraine is deploying men in their 50s and 60s along the front line the amount of experience and wisdom is off the charts! Putin is on a suicide watch LOL!!

>>28974961
>Don't worry,
I'm not.
>Ukraine will win
Even you don't actually believe this.

>>28966325
What's the story here? How did he even get lit? It sounds like someone ran up to him at the last moment.

>>28966604
>blyat
>suka
>blyat

perfect and adequate

>>28966316 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>28966734
Single funniest video of all time.

>>28966868
Typical day in chink land

>>28967054
Why so upset? They only killed an obnoxious little vroom vroom faggot. Good riddence.

>>28967025
>>Smoke alarm goes off
>I'm genuinely surprised that the battery wasn't flat
you can actually hear the chirp 2 seconds into the video

>>28966693
thats fucking rad

>>28966336
I remember this one, the guy was beaten and abused by police after he was falsely arrested. So a journalist convinced him to set himself on fire and run into the police station in protest, whereupon he'd put him out and take him to the hospital.
The journalist didn't put him out

>>28975973
Don't you mean "tubular"

>>28967524
Story? That looked like the dumbest hit in history.

>>28968234
Shock factor?

>>28971884
Is this one of those super-savers to Eye Beefer I've heard so much about?

>>28971916
Deboonked. Trevor Noah says that's just a song, it never happened.

>>28969172
Fuckin' Mexicans and their gasoline fountains

>>28967088
No it won't

>>28969156
Burning your enemies is Haram, this dude just displeased his pedo prophet

>>28966876
because it hurt you fucking retard

>>28969361
It's china, also, but still....

>>28966428
God and Jesus aren't real and your soul will be trapped in the cycle of death and rebirth until you realize that.

>>28966634
every eurofag soccer player does this, south americans too. that gayness is baked into the game

>>28973742
What the hell were these jeets doing

>>28968470
He was probably planning to die either way

>>28966676
Kek

>>28971839
He ded

>>28971916
>>28972678
>Idk who made the filename but I always heard that guy was a pedophile in a brazilian prison
even if - so what? he got sentenced didn't he, why torture him more? we're white for fuck's sake, we've invented justice and the law
fucking niggers, i hate them so goddamn much. (that includes brazilians obviously)

>>28971839
I was told slavs were strong. What the fucking happened here you stupid vatniks?!

>>28966330
Wow imagine being that dumb

>>28966693
Metal as fuck

>>28972077
That fact must burn that nigger up

>>28966868
Looks like a female but where are the teets ?

>>28966706
Her: Hmmm mah cookin be smellen reaall goood!

>>28966723
Burnt beans

>>28966330
i wish more pali-cucks would follow this faggot's lead and do the same thing

>>28966723
>look, hes burning!
>lets beat the fuck out of him
my sides

>>28968470

sure moshi no one remembers a US veteran burning himself in DC

>>28976796
Neither do you, because he was active duty Air Force.

>>28967088
You're a fuckin retard

>>28966821
Song name please?

>>28977047
Darude - Sandstorm

>>28967054
shouldn't have been a faggot biker.

>>28968917
>chinks
you mean muslims, listen to his radio. notice how instead of helping the man in shock thats slightly on fire he starts to back up instead.
typical muslim

>>28966903
has he experienced both?

>>28975813
>>28975815
>>28975821
>>28975827
The anti-safety standards in China never ceases to amaze me.

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. hoiyo83

>>28966316 (OP)
But why?

>>28966694
Kek