>>28985461>>28985498It's less cheating whore and more gay people / chicks that hang around gay people slang
Anyways: the subs are wrong, it's "his face card was eating" which means he looks good.
Face card is your looks face-wise
Eating in this context is like slaying etc.
Examples: face card never declines, face card slaaaaay, oh he ATE and left no crumbs and other such phrases that you will hear from those sorts of people
And yes, all this talk is as headache-inducing as you think