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Anonymous No.28985179 >>28985263 >>28985431 >>28986217 >>28986272 >>28989850 >>28990705 >>28992403 >>28992751 >>28995487 >>28997071
bicycles
Anonymous No.28985181 >>28985431 >>28987060 >>28987277 >>28988514 >>28990182
Anonymous No.28985183 >>28985238 >>28985431 >>28987060 >>28987277 >>28994601 >>28995025
Anonymous No.28985185 >>28985431 >>28989359 >>28990973 >>28990990 >>28992608 >>28993413
Anonymous No.28985238 >>28985278
>>28985183
Another accident, another biological failure saved by a helmet.
Anonymous No.28985263 >>28989134
>>28985179 (OP)
>slamming the front brake
>clipping in
>ever
Anonymous No.28985278 >>28985991
>>28985238
>dumb high spic
>dumb high nigger
>nearly kill 3 kids just riding bikes
>immediately flee the scene
>call the cyclists biological failures
Good job, retard.
Anonymous No.28985310 >>28986231 >>28988113 >>28988291 >>28991027
I would love to see the dashcam footage from the girl's perspective
Anonymous No.28985327 >>28985351 >>28985372 >>28985431 >>28986356 >>28987029 >>28987559 >>28988596 >>28988674 >>28993203 >>28993217 >>28998129
Anonymous No.28985332 >>28986317 >>28991012 >>28991032 >>28992797 >>28993226
Anonymous No.28985351 >>28985515 >>28985561 >>28986987 >>28989643
>>28985327
Russian just got drafted into the Russian Army
Anonymous No.28985372 >>28993231
>>28985327
kidnap rape is bad, kidnap shipment to death is good
Anonymous No.28985431 >>28986236 >>28989678 >>28993241
Cyclist here

>>28985179 (OP)
The guy in the back caused that crash. Didn't slow down, boxed the other guy in, and then wheels touching = crash time.

>>28985181
>>28985183
Shit drivers

>>28985185
Epic balance in the first clip but they shouldn't have raced in that rain in the first place.

>>28985327
Ok, maybe I won't consider doing food delivery during war time.
Anonymous No.28985515 >>28993245
>>28985351
?
I thought the Russians just offered to pay big bonuses and refused to pay up, or killed you so you didnโ€™t get it.
That looks more like a Ukrainian conscription for barrier troops that will be sent to die in a trench with no retreat or support
Anonymous No.28985561
>>28985351
>Russian just got drafted into the Russian Army
Why are those men abducting him wearing Ukrainian uniforms?
Anonymous No.28985563 >>28986419 >>28988688 >>28993548
Anonymous No.28985570 >>28985604 >>28986014 >>28989629 >>28990216 >>28993517
Anonymous No.28985577 >>28988690 >>28989094 >>28989808 >>28995084
Anonymous No.28985604 >>28985684 >>28986244 >>28986733 >>28989629
>>28985570
That bike is known as a "Fixie" because the rear sprocket is locked fixed to the rear wheel
Anonymous No.28985684 >>28986014
>>28985604
>fixie + sieg heil = fashie bike
Anonymous No.28985991 >>28986786 >>28988287 >>28988409 >>28990207
>>28985278
Thanks! I hate 2-wheelers more than I hate subhumans.
Anonymous No.28986014 >>28986123 >>28987948 >>28988123
>>28985684
>>28985570
It's not a nazi salute if it's with the left arm you retarded polnigger
Anonymous No.28986039 >>28986066 >>28986341
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Anonymous No.28986066 >>28986116
>>28986039
they're so annoying you can't tell when it's a prank or not
Anonymous No.28986116
>>28986066
that's a famous black schizo who has uploaded thousands of videos of "kkk whorenigga rapists" gangstalking him
Anonymous No.28986123 >>28987020 >>28987541
>>28986014
The video may have been mirrored to avoid hate speech, anon
Anonymous No.28986217
>>28985179 (OP)
lol. didnt even try to recover. just slammed on front brakes.
Anonymous No.28986231 >>28986786 >>28988117 >>28990950 >>28997183
>>28985310
I really dont understand people that use these child trailers. Your child didn't choose to be in this life. You just brought it into the world and then put it in an extremely dangerous situation.
Anonymous No.28986236
>>28985431
>Cyclist here
kys
Anonymous No.28986244
>>28985604
people that go outside know this.
Anonymous No.28986272 >>28986441 >>28990158
>>28985179 (OP)

vroom!
Anonymous No.28986317 >>28991012 >>28997194
>>28985332
He sounds French.
Anonymous No.28986341
>>28986039
"""prank""" or staged?
Anonymous No.28986356
>>28985327
Just play along, go with them and when having the opportunity during your 2 hours of basic training, take as many of 'em with you as you can in a glorious crimson mist of selfish suicidal fury
Anonymous No.28986419
>>28985563
Holy shit they caught the moment color tv was invented.
Anonymous No.28986441
>>28986272
RIDE THE TIGER!
Anonymous No.28986666 >>28987367 >>28994665
Anonymous No.28986686
Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emyyrrion
Anonymous No.28986733 >>28988275
>>28985604
no one cares
Anonymous No.28986786 >>28988709 >>28991070 >>28992608 >>28996594
>>28985991
Why? We take up less space compared to cars and we don't use the scarce parking spaces in the city centre.

There is excellent bike infrastructure in my city, so there is a dedicated bike lane 95% of the time.

>>28986231
Yeah, they should get a cargo bike. That way, you have your kids in front. But to be fair, it's not the trailer's fault he rides like a retard
Anonymous No.28986806
Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyyrrion
Anonymous No.28986987
>>28985351
>Ukrainians are Russian
Are you allowed to admit that?
Anonymous No.28987020
>>28986123
Yeah, that's why the numbers are reversed. But by all means, keep posting, it's always fun to watch idiots embarrass themselves.
Anonymous No.28987029 >>28988726
>>28985327
>start packing right after the video starts, no way to geolocate
totally real and not staged. btw, what was a delivery guy doing on a construction site?
Anonymous No.28987060 >>28987268 >>28987516
>>28985181
>>28985183
People really do be seeing this and saying "fucking bikers"
fr y'all dumb as fuck no cap
Anonymous No.28987268 >>28987277
>>28987060
Fucking bikers
Anonymous No.28987277 >>28988295
>>28985181
>>28985183
>>28987268
>fucking bikers
Tbf, neither of these scenarios would have happened if they weren't biking.
Anonymous No.28987367 >>28987546
>>28986666
Knocked out? Paralyzed?
Anonymous No.28987396
Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me. emyyrrion
Anonymous No.28987516
>>28987060
you have to be 18 to post here
Anonymous No.28987541
>>28986123
>hate speech
>speech
Anonymous No.28987546 >>28987566
>>28987367
neither, dickweed
Anonymous No.28987559 >>28992859 >>28995815
>>28985327
>all those cuntinsky corrupt regime apologist

scum. if it was russian pressgang you would spam it 24/7 but somehow whents its Corruptian pressgang then its okay?
Anonymous No.28987566
>>28987546
Discombobulated?
Anonymous No.28987948
>>28986014
you are brown
Anonymous No.28988007 >>28992859
Anonymous No.28988011 >>28992859
Anonymous No.28988013 >>28992859
Anonymous No.28988014 >>28992859
Anonymous No.28988113
>>28985310
someone's getting mcdonald's and a toy
Anonymous No.28988117
>>28986231
The trailer is fine. The problem is the fucking idiot riding too fast.
Anonymous No.28988123
>>28986014
stop taking a joke so seriously you brown mongrel
Anonymous No.28988275
>>28986733
I care, I asked, plus I love you.
Anonymous No.28988287
>>28985991
>Thanks! I hate 2-wheelers more than I hate subhumans.
kek
Anonymous No.28988291
>>28985310
most likely nothing, when people get hit the cam goes blurry
Anonymous No.28988295 >>28988411 >>28988467
>>28987277
and your grandmother would be a car if she had wheels retard
Anonymous No.28988409
>>28985991
Dangerously based.
Anonymous No.28988411
>>28988295
kek
Anonymous No.28988467
>>28988295
You stole that from a chef video
Anonymous No.28988514 >>28988696 >>28989134 >>28994031 >>28994242
>>28985181
I love the fact that the word "shit" is universal across multiple languages.
Anonymouse No.28988596 >>28996234
>>28985327
Every bicyclists deserves this, I hope he steps on a mine.
Anonymous No.28988674 >>28996234
>>28985327
my burger got fucking drafted
Anonymous No.28988688
>>28985563
based, broken headlight and dented hood is well worth getting rid one of those fucks from society
Anonymous No.28988690
>>28985577
LMAO THEY CRASHED
Anonymous No.28988696
>>28988514
English is the serious language all others are just bitter larps at this point.
Anonymous No.28988709
>>28986786
The only space cityoids deserve to take up is in a mass grave, and you bikies are the worst kinds of cityoids, always trying to bring your gay traffic rules to small towns where applying them means putting everyone else in danger.
Anonymous No.28988726
>>28987029
he isnt on the site, he is outside of it
Anonymous No.28988740 >>28988746 >>28988763 >>28989326 >>28997114
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Anonymous No.28988746 >>28989417 >>28992825
>>28988740
Hey that was a pretty good stopping distance for a truck of that size!
Anonymous No.28988748 >>28994925
Anonymous No.28988750 >>28990249 >>28996469
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Anonymous No.28988763 >>28989326
>>28988740
that's clearly europe
Anonymous No.28989094
>>28985577
lmao a classic
Anonymous No.28989134 >>28991095
>>28988514
She's clearly speaking French and therefore saying 'zut'.
>>28985263
>not clipping in
2nd wheel clearly unclipped on the right; being clipped in is not why he crashed.
Anonymous No.28989173 >>28989335
>entire thread is rekt
Anonymous No.28989326 >>28989670 >>28990309
>>28988740
>>28988763
Brazil, also woman moment
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Anonymous No.28989335 >>28993282 >>28994518 >>28994632
>>28989173
Because 2 wheelers are the dregs of society and deserve to be mocked
Anonymous No.28989344 >>28989388 >>28989616
Anonymous No.28989351 >>28989680 >>28993247
Anonymous No.28989359 >>28989621
>>28985185
Looks like England, what's with the latinx commentary?
Anonymous No.28989388
>>28989344
Lmao, perfect
Anonymous No.28989417 >>28992825
>>28988746
Modern trucks have insane brakes.
There is this almost rekt clip of a little kid running infront of a truck, and the truck manages to stop in time despite approaching pretty fast.
Anonymous No.28989616
>>28989344
W.A.S.P. noice
Anonymous No.28989621
>>28989359
Nah bro, we drive on the left
Anonymous No.28989629 >>28990475
>>28985570
>>28985604 I did not know that
Anonymous No.28989643
>>28985351
Bait
Anonymous No.28989670
>>28989326
forgot they drive our shit over there
Anonymous No.28989678
>>28985431
>Cyclist here
ok kill yourself faster
Anonymous No.28989680 >>28990979
>>28989351
based, fuck all food delivery guys
Anonymous No.28989808
>>28985577
>mobile artilery in the 21st century
Anonymous No.28989850 >>28990220
>>28985179 (OP)
bikers are based and haters are fat idiots lol
Anonymous No.28990158
>>28986272
Animal abuse
Anonymous No.28990182
>>28985181
she's saying "chute". It's the french for fall
Anonymous No.28990207
>>28985991
They're the same thing
Anonymous No.28990216
>>28985570
is this how you do a 360?
Anonymous No.28990220 >>28990370
>>28989850
>Wearing spandex while riding around on childrens toys as an adult is based
Fucking kek, what a fucking loser
Anonymous No.28990249
>>28988750
Way better with sound
Anonymous No.28990309
>>28989326
>woman moment
The motorcyclist was outside the lines which clearly mark the lane of traffic, because he was an impatient faggot that wanted to get around the truck.
Even when fully opened, her door is within the line that obviously dictates 'parking area'.
Anonymous No.28990370 >>28990654
>>28990220
>Bikes
>Toys
Anonymous No.28990475
>>28989629
Anonymous No.28990654
>>28990370
Correct.
Anonymous No.28990705
>>28985179 (OP)
dummy has a really expensive bike but can't ride for shit
Anonymous No.28990950
>>28986231
>Rinding too fast
>No flag on the trailer

I'm a cyclist and that guy is a moron.
Anonymous No.28990973
>>28985185
why does the second guy look shocked
Anonymous No.28990979 >>28992853 >>28994958
>>28989680
Yeah, fuck people trying to make a living
Anonymous No.28990990
>>28985185
Those bike tires are not for wet conditions and trying to go trough a puddle is retarded.
Anonymous No.28991012
>>28985332
>>28986317
at the 10 second mark when the collision occurs sounds like curly from the three stooges
Anonymous No.28991027 >>28991324
>>28985310

I've seen people use those IN TRAFFIC and honestly it seems like child endangerment every time
Anonymous No.28991032
>>28985332

Clearly it was a cars fault somewhere right, bicyclists?
Anonymous No.28991070 >>28991806
>>28986786

Because bikes fought so hard to have special lanes, wider roads and bike routes paid for using tax payer money and then demand the same respect as a vehicle...

And yet:

You don't use the bike lanes

You use the bike lanes but ride close to the traffic rather than closer to the curb

You ride in the wrong bike lane

On single lane roads you don't pull over when there's traffic to let it pass, they have to wait for a clear way to legally pass your 10 mph ass

You ride on public sidewalks, for people and animals as well as use puedestrian crosswalks

You people never signal which, legally, you're supposed to

You ride through traffic stop signs all the time and don't respect other signage that's applicable to vehicles

So the question is why SHOULDN'T people fucking hate you? You're reckless, dangerous, self-important incompetents who want special treatment without wanting to follow the rules.

Bike riders are, by and large, inconsiderate to a fault and if you want people to respect you then you need to earn it by NOT DOING THE SHIT PEOPLE HATE all the time.

Simple.
Anonymous No.28991095 >>28994539
>>28989134
You are also wrong, she is saying "Chute" which means falling in French :)
Anonymous No.28991324 >>28994993
>>28991027
It should have a tall hiviz flag.
That dick was going too fast, hence the accident.

I've taught my kids to cycle by getting them to go in front of me so I can keep an eye on them and then instruct them.

I get idiots complaining I'min the middle of the lane, but it's because I'm shielding my kids.
Anonymous No.28991806 >>28992178
>>28991070
Stop signs are just yield signs for bicycles. It's legitimate to use sidewalks in areas where there's maybe 5 pedestrians per day. Most people don't understand signals. We are a marginalized, oppressed class of people and as have to be given special protection.
Anonymous No.28991885
Generous guys, you know where to find me. emyriion
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Anonymous No.28992164 >>28994588
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Anonymous No.28992174 >>28992608
Anonymous No.28992178 >>28992222
>>28991806
Roads with barely any pedestrians typically also have barely any cars. The only time you MIGHT be able to argue it's necessary to ride a bike on a sidewalk is if there is a large amount of dangerous road traffic, and even then CYCLISTS CAN WALK THEIR FUCKING BIKES.
Anonymous No.28992185 >>28993254
Anonymous No.28992222
>>28992178
No, roads with barely any pedestrians often have much traffic. They're going to waste.
Anonymous No.28992353 >>28992419 >>28992492 >>28994905
Anonymous No.28992403
>>28985179 (OP)
Do they just have a fetish for looking incompetent? A ten year old can ride better. Do they learn this from watching soccer?
Anonymous No.28992419 >>28993332
>>28992353
>white suburbanites walking into Niggaland Hood
Anonymous No.28992492
>>28992353
Bet he was yelling
"THIS IS A BIKE LANE!"
"THIS IS A BIKE LANE!!!!"
Anonymous No.28992608 >>28993490
>>28985185
I've done this back in the day before I had a car
Actually didn't even really hurt, I think it was because the water lubricates the ground
>>28986786
In my experience it's not 'regular' bike riders who are just trying to get from point A to point B and have no other form of transport who are the problem
It's the fucking lycra-wearers. You know the ones I'm talking about - hobbyists who took up riding because they developed love handles in their shitty white collar job so they bought the most expensive bike they can find and ride around in groups of eight or more thinking they have the right to force traffic to obey their whims
>>28992174
Always satisfying to see hipster dickheads get what they deserve
Anonymous No.28992751
>>28985179 (OP)
Anonymous No.28992797
>>28985332
>WEEEEEEEOOOOEEEOOOLABAMBABOMBAWAY
Anonymous No.28992825
>>28988746
>>28989417
You're both actually kinda wrong.
>that was a pretty good stopping distance for a truck of that size!
He's starting from a dead stop, looks to be going uphill, and is quite possibly fully loaded. He can't be going more than 15mph when he ran the guy over, but he has every advantage in stopping very quickly.
>Modern trucks have insane brakes.
Truck and trailer brakes really haven't changed much in about fifty years. Most common are drum brakes, and they can be worn out very quickly, especially if they're the only method the driver ever uses to slow the truck down. Regardless, a fully loaded truck, going highway speeds on level ground is probably going to struggle to come to a complete stop in 25 meters. And that's being very generous.
Anonymous No.28992853 >>28993414
>>28990979
yea, fuck them
most of them are darkies and ride like dickheads on the road and pedestrian areas alike, only to serve garbage lazy bourgeois cunts
the entire ecosystem is garbage
Anonymous No.28992859 >>28992947 >>28992999
>>28988014
>>28988013
>>28988011
>>28988007
>>28987559
can you gooners fuck off this is for rekt
Anonymous No.28992947
>>28992859
>can you gooners fuck off this is for rekt
OP didn't specify that. The thread just said bicycles and that was it, so those videos are on point. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.28992999
>>28992859
The OP suggest this is a cyclist general, maybe other people can't read your mind you autistic freak.
Anonymous No.28993203
>>28985327
The state owns you, mofo!
There is no escape.
You were born to serve the state, mofo.
Have kids and produce properties of the state!
The national state demands that!
Anonymous No.28993217
>>28985327
When are they gonna give them tasers, pepper sprays?
Let the slaves feel the sheer might of the state.
Anonymous No.28993226
>>28985332
This is why cycling on the road with cars is way safer than cycling on a bike path.
I have had incoming cyclist do this ti me on purpose, to drive head in.
Increasing the number of cyclist on the road is big mistake.
Anonymous No.28993231
>>28985372
It depends who benefits.
If the rich ruling capitalist class benefits from kidnap to rape, then that will be good too.
Anonymous No.28993241
>>28985431
>The guy in the back
Lol
Sure. But no .it was the guy who was riding behind the guy who was filming. He did it!
Anonymous No.28993245
>>28985515
He is a Russian hater. He knows this is ukr forced conscription. He is trolling.
Anonymous No.28993247
>>28989351
Was that kamikaze? Did he do it on purpose?
Anonymous No.28993254 >>28993299
>>28992185
Why would white people do this?
Anonymous No.28993282
>>28989335
Racist rich capitalist pig.
Everyone who is below me must be rekt.
Anonymous No.28993299 >>28994518
>>28993254
Coz they are racists
Anonymous No.28993332
>>28992419
That is a jew dressed in a nazi costume.
Anonymous No.28993413
>>28985185
HAHAHAHAHA WIPEOUT
Anonymous No.28993414
>>28992853
eat shit pleb, I want my food of choice delivered when I want it, where I want it, that cagiewagies have to bike around like retards to make it happen only adds to my delight
Anonymous No.28993490
>>28992608
100% correct. It's the wanna-be Armstrong's, not commuters. Of cause there are retards commuting on bikes as well, but most of them adhere to the traffic laws just as well as people in cars.
I assume many of the haters are from underdeveloped countries such as the USA or similar. They've probably only seen the lycra-people and not normal people getting from A to B.
Anonymous No.28993517
>>28985570
She looks like a pucka girl.
Anonymous No.28993548
>>28985563
iirc, his wife was driving the car
Anonymous No.28994025
bikes are gay
Anonymous No.28994031
>>28988514
except shit in frog is merde.
Anonymous No.28994242
>>28988514
kek
Anonymous No.28994269
New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts? emyzeth
Anonymous No.28994518
>>28989335
smoothbrain take. some of us ride for leisure. i ride exclusively on bike paths โ€“ no footpaths, no roads.>>28993299
Anonymous No.28994539
>>28991095
good to know, cheers. maybe i'll be less smug next time.
Anonymous No.28994588
>>28992164
Imagine if he put that much effort into getting a job
Anonymous No.28994601
>>28985183
the helmet worked
Anonymous No.28994632
>>28989335 #
smoothbrain take. some of us ride for leisure. i ride exclusively on bike paths โ€“ no footpaths, no roads.
Anonymous No.28994665
>>28986666
More pale white women need to wear yellow swim wear/lingerie. That color combo looks super cool
Anonymous No.28994905
>>28992353
Anonymous No.28994925
>>28988748
Genuinely amazes me he didnt hightail it the fuck out of there after that first hit
Anonymous No.28994958
>>28990979
You people always come with this disingenuous fuckery. They can do exactly what they're doing to make a living without being pests on the road.
Anonymous No.28994993
>>28991324

in the middle lane, holding up traffic because it's all about you, nonce.
Anonymous No.28995025
>>28985183
>Runs away immediately after crashing the truck.
Probably illegal aliens.
Anonymous No.28995084
>>28985577
The Russian army should use that as a training video.
Anonymous No.28995487
>>28985179 (OP)
I ride my bike to work every day and I hate most other cyclists with a burning passion
Anonymous No.28995815
>>28987559
Unf, bodysuits are so hot.
Anonymous No.28995833
when i was much younger there was a fag riding his bike in winter and me and the bros drove him off the road, i think about that when i see these threads. Cameras have prevented a lot of abuse to 2 wheelers.
Anonymous No.28996234
>>28988596
>>28988674
I love this website
Anonymous No.28996453
Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emaquiie
Anonymous No.28996469
>>28988750
holy shit, he almost managed to jump that bum. impressive if not ai
Anonymous No.28996594
>>28986786
Cyclists assume right of way at all times and in all conditions. They are the only vehicle that fails to yield to pedestrian traffic while then yelling at them and zipping off before they can get punched in the face. All as they come up on these pedestrians faster than motor traffic while being inaudible. If they need to ride up on the sidewalk, they will. Yet if a pedestrian needs to walk on a "bike lane", they need to hear about it from the shitty cyclists no matter how much room there is. All pedestrians should carry umbrellas and harpoon the spokes of any cyclist that runs their mouth.
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Anonymous No.28997071
>>28985179 (OP)
there was literally zero reason why he should
ve crashed himself. what a self owner.
Anonymous No.28997114
>>28988740
lost
Anonymous No.28997183
>>28986231
you are the kind of mongoloid blaming the guns and not the shooter right ?
Stop being a liberal faggot and hang yourself, do society a favour. thanks.
Anonymous No.28997194
>>28986317
no.
try another one
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Anonymous No.28998129
>>28985327
Feel bad for him desu