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Anonymous No.28990183 >>28990590 >>28990672 >>28993063 >>28993195 >>28993990 >>28994280 >>28994404
Gentle rekt thread.
Gently now.
A chuckle or two is fine as well, as long as it's sensible.
Anonymous No.28990193 >>28991097 >>28991539 >>28991954 >>28993445 >>28993635 >>28994427
Anonymous No.28990194 >>28990683 >>28991139 >>28991285 >>28992634
Anonymous No.28990195 >>28990205
(gently!)
Anonymous No.28990198 >>28991016
Anonymous No.28990200 >>28991527
softly.
how is everyone today? I hope you have a nice day today.
Anonymous No.28990201 >>28991049
Anonymous No.28990205 >>28990226 >>28991243 >>28991569 >>28992351 >>28993642
>>28990195
lol probably not even goths or mongols did shit like that.
Nuke Mexico
Anonymous No.28990206 >>28990417 >>28991976
take it easy!
Anonymous No.28990209 >>28992789 >>28993322 >>28993679
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Anonymous No.28990226 >>28990237 >>28991166 >>28992045 >>28992742 >>28994660
>>28990205
I'm fairly certain the guy that became the common ancestor for 99.9% of all living human beings un-finged some people in his day.
webm related
Anonymous No.28990228 >>28992489
Anonymous No.28990231 >>28993424
tenderly.
<3
Anonymous No.28990237 >>28990452
>>28990226
20% at most and it's just a theory, many other thing can produce bottle-neck effect in a gene pool, beside
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Anonymous No.28990359 >>28994471
>>28990303
>me at my last day at work
Anonymous No.28990361 >>28991093 >>28993819 >>28994233 >>28994481 >>28996013
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Anonymous No.28990417
>>28990206
would love to find that kid and belt the shit out of him, insufferable little cunt jfc I have no idea how you raise such a shitty crotchgoblin
Anonymous No.28990452 >>28991675 >>28992714 >>28993916
>>28990237
lol fair enough I'm high as shit this afternoon
Anonymous No.28990472
>>28990274
Banshee at 0:53
Anonymous No.28990478 >>28991649 >>28993919
>>28990242
FUCKING KEK beautiful <3 I've never seen this, ty!
Anonymous No.28990494
>>28990315
i never get tired of watching this one
Anonymous No.28990500 >>28991375
>>28990391
Seems like this one was avoidable...
Anonymous No.28990516 >>28990681 >>28991209 >>28994261 >>28996242
Anonymous No.28990520 >>28990544 >>28994377
>>28990400
wtf is going on here?
was this girl forced/blackmailed to do that?
Anonymous No.28990539 >>28991427
>>28990224
ke tell me they caught him
Anonymous No.28990544
>>28990520
Not speaking gopnik, I would assume she lost some drugs or money that belonged to a criminal and this is her punishment for it. You can tell it's not the normal wife beating because he's not beting her right out of the blue while she displays love to him
Anonymous No.28990590 >>28990603
>>28990183 (OP)
"Gentle rekt" first video is a dude getting his face rearranged by a pool corner
Anonymous No.28990603 >>28992132
>>28990590
It's 'gentle' in the same way you tell your wife you'll be 'gentle' when she let's you fuck her ass for christmas
Anonymous No.28990634 >>28991883
>>28990268
Based Sikh with that ass beating
Anonymous No.28990672 >>28990682 >>28992253 >>28994596 >>28996226
>>28990183 (OP)
Hitting the water from that haight is like hitting concrete
I gibs aftermath
Anonymous No.28990681 >>28991232 >>28991955 >>28992653 >>28994024 >>28995578
>>28990516
holy fuck jesus what the hell is this?
Anonymous No.28990682
>>28990672
another tragic story of abusing nerve gas.
Anonymous No.28990683 >>28991139 >>28991227
>>28990194
I gibs more machete gentle
Anonymous No.28990930 >>28991220 >>28991879
>>28990288
What happened here? I can't make out the audio
Anonymous No.28991016 >>28992645
>>28990198
he survived
Anonymous No.28991020 >>28991273
>>28990251
what was baldie supposed to do
Anonymous No.28991049 >>28992065 >>28992594 >>28993089
>>28990201
Did she actually try and masturbate using a tazer?
Anonymous No.28991093 >>28991354 >>28991804 >>28993227 >>28994498
>>28990361
Why the fuck do people even have these spiked fences?
Anonymous No.28991097 >>28992920 >>28993158
>>28990193
imagine being so well-adjusted that you throw up from a raw egg in your mouth

unless it was a rotten egg, i guess
that'd be fucked up
Anonymous No.28991139
>>28990194
>>28990683
i'm guessing this is the punishment for stealing, but anyone know: what was stolen, and who is meting out the punishment?
Anonymous No.28991143 >>28994656 >>28995581
>>28990242
shit that's unlucky
looks cool though, i guess they were hanging out to celebrate the demolition or sonmething
i wish i were well-adjusted & had a reason to wear business casual clothes...
Anonymous No.28991147
>>28990262
that makes me so fucking pissed off
Anonymous No.28991152
>>28990262
JUST SHOO THE CAT AT THAT POINT
JUST BURN IT TO DEATh
WHY PUSH IT OFF AND THEN GO HOME & PRETEND YOU'RE A USEFUL MEMBER OF SOCIETY YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS
FUCK
they probably have kids they neglect too
Anonymous No.28991165
>>28990262
it's like some shit my dad would do
i want everyone dead man
Anonymous No.28991166
>>28990226
what does un-finged mean
Anonymous No.28991171 >>28995602
>>28990280
i like when cops are emotional
Anonymous No.28991173
there's no real men or women anymore
Anonymous No.28991185 >>28995818 >>28995822
>>28990341
i like how cops will mag dump but they won't just be honest and shoot people in the back of the head
Anonymous No.28991187
same with animals
they'll do anything EXCEPT shoot in the back of the head
Anonymous No.28991197 >>28995615
>>28990353
i had a radius fracture like that when i was 11 & didn't make any noise
you know what i get in exchange? nothing
probably gonna get drafted & killed by a drone while that guy fucks people
Anonymous No.28991200 >>28991351
>>28990389
holy hell
Anonymous No.28991209 >>28991879
>>28990516
Israeli tourists vs UK squaddies iirc

They absolutely lamped them.
Anonymous No.28991220
>>28990930
He was a big booly so gorilla man smash
Anonymous No.28991221
>>28990224
i can see why hispanics like pubg
it just runs in their blood, even the children
Anonymous No.28991227 >>28991401 >>28992637
>>28990683
they never even fucking try to do a clean chop
i hate hispanics so fucking much
Anonymous No.28991229 >>28991921 >>28992059 >>28992100
>>28990262
I have been told cats cat survive a fall from any height. I guess not lol. Just think how many birds will get to live now this worthless animals has a snuffed it
Anonymous No.28991232 >>28991879
>>28990681
iirc some isrealis pick a fight with a zoomer from england, the rest, well, you saw it.
Anonymous No.28991243
>>28990205
yea, they did
Anonymous No.28991255 >>28991277 >>28992484 >>28994671 >>28995590 >>28995594
>>28990256
What’s this? Donald Trump getting thrown out of office?
Anonymous No.28991273 >>28994506
>>28991020
at least he took his killer down with him, that's metal
Anonymous No.28991274 >>28991288
Anonymous No.28991277 >>28993229
>>28991255
4 YEARS BITCH
Anonymous No.28991285 >>28993202
>>28990194
stannis is a just king
Anonymous No.28991288 >>28991731 >>28991781 >>28992721
>>28991274
i try to make sense of the sounds he makes but i can't
maybe he was strained & trying to breathe/scream, but it was too painful to expand/contract his diaphragm?
sounds awful whatever it is
Anonymous No.28991296
>>28990284
kek !
Anonymous No.28991327
>>28990315
that's what this thread is about !
Anonymous No.28991351 >>28991399
>>28991200
>holy hell
Seeing this kind of shit has caused me to settle down in my adult life. If something looks like a bad idea, it probably is, and you might get way more fucked up than you ever thought possible.
Anonymous No.28991354 >>28991803
>>28991093
for the mild rekt threads
Anonymous No.28991363
>>28990400
>t-shirt saying: "i can, i want"
doesn't look like she wants but she sure can :)
Anonymous No.28991366
>>28990381
mild hand pullout
Anonymous No.28991375
>>28990500
it's Destiny believe it or not, it is unavoidable
Anonymous No.28991399
>>28991351
yeah
when there's that much energy involved, shit tends to go wrong
people think cooking spaghetti is just cooking spaghetti, but you have to have water under a blue flame & let it absorb that energy for like 30 fucking minutes before it boils properly
that's like a bomb
Anonymous No.28991401 >>28991414
>>28991227
you get what you pay for
want a clean finger chopping? hire americans
Anonymous No.28991414 >>28991424 >>28991842 >>28991898
>>28991401
i guess so :/
the problem with medieval punishment is that it would just make criminals even more impulsive & unwilling to surrender or be caught
if it were just a guaranteed clean removal of a few fingers, you might be able to think about it more rationally
atleast an unclean chopping of the hand is better than getting beaten for 3 minutes with cheap pine wood planks, treated with god knows what
Anonymous No.28991424
>>28991414
it's just latino gang shit
if you want to get rid of them, you have to forget human rights for a while and get cleaning
Anonymous No.28991427
>>28990539

Don't fuck with braziliam ROCAM
Anonymous No.28991527 >>28992045 >>28992694
>>28990200
this is base jumper Chad Smith jumping off the cliffs of Dover, believe it or not he survived. Fall was 180 feet, wasn't enough time for his chute to fully open.
Anonymous No.28991530 >>28992581 >>28993904 >>28995909
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Anonymous No.28991539
>>28990193
WTF its just an egg lmao
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Anonymous No.28991556 >>28992739 >>28996100
Anonymous No.28991564 >>28991925 >>28995944
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Anonymous No.28991569 >>28991611 >>28993102 >>28993589 >>28993651 >>28993671 >>28994438 >>28994664 >>28995532
>>28990205
>The blood eagle was a method of ritual execution as detailed in late skaldic poetry. According to the two instances mentioned in the Christian sagas, the victims (in both cases members of royal families) were placed in a prone position, their ribs severed from the spine with a sharp tool, and their lungs pulled through the opening to create a pair of "wings".
Your ancestors did worse, gringo.
Anonymous No.28991571 >>28991673 >>28991920 >>28992434
Anonymous No.28991574
>>28990333
fake and scripted and gay
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Anonymous No.28991611 >>28991958
>>28991569
Your people do worse every day. Do not speak our language, bean nigger.
Anonymous No.28991649 >>28991664 >>28993828 >>28994337
>>28990478
So what I think happened is that the guy initially wanted to climb the wall without rope. Just to show, his audience I guess, that he could.

But at the very end of his climb, when he touched the final shape, he forgot he wasn't attached to a climbing rope. He automatically let go in the same way he always does but now with no rope left to safe him.
Anonymous No.28991664 >>28992758
>>28991649
Close, he just forgot he wasn't hooked up.
Anonymous No.28991673 >>28993538
>>28991571
This is more "what did yo expect to happen?"

Like what's the game plan here? These are deadly weapons and you're shirtless.
Anonymous No.28991675 >>28991678
>>28990452
This isn't rekt, this is just a favela warming party. Completely normal in brazil when a new groid moves into the favela the other hues come in and beat the shit out of them to welcome them to the neighborhood. Read a book on culture you bigots.
Anonymous No.28991678
>>28991675
house-warming party*
Anonymous No.28991731
>>28991288
When you get a serious concussion the sounds you make are absolutely absurd, like you involuntarily sound like a completely incomprehensible groaning wailing retard.
Anonymous No.28991781
>>28991288
Like the other anon said, probably concussion mixed with shattered ribs piercing his lungs and esophagus. Falling from that height anywhere means a likely chance of central body and head trauma impact.
Anonymous No.28991803
>>28991354
KEK
Anonymous No.28991804
>>28991093
nigger repellent and it looks cool
Anonymous No.28991842 >>28991898 >>28992058
>>28991414
>the problem with medieval punishment is that it would just make criminals even more impulsive & unwilling to surrender or be caught
Medieval punishment is so brutal because catching a criminal was so rare, when you live in a time where people believe corpses bleed in the presence of their murderers, you're pretty much never gonna find out whose done something unless you actually catch them in the act.
Because you can never catch a criminal after the fact, when you do get ahold of one you set a very public example and hopefully deter any retard from doing something they shouldn't. Whether it actually works is a different story since someone will always be desperate enough to steal, but maybe it'll stop the more heinous ones, especially traitors.
Anonymous No.28991855 >>28993120 >>28994266 >>28995831
>>28990341
That's basically suicide by cop.
Anonymous No.28991858
>>28990346
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7780380/base-jumper-falls-death-parachute-fails-open/
Anonymous No.28991879
>>28990930
Tard says (looks like it) that he's getting bullied, catches guy off guard and shows that he overstepped. Could have just been some guys messing around though but tards will tard.
>>28991209
>>28991232
Got a source? Looks entertaining.
Anonymous No.28991883
>>28990634
shame he was beating his legs instead of his skull
Anonymous No.28991898 >>28992058
>>28991842 (Me)
>>28991414
It's after making that post I realize you probably meant medieval punishments in the present.
In which case they're third world so probably similar logic, just with different superstitions (if any)
Anonymous No.28991908 >>28992038
>>28991568
He couldn't have planned that out better if he did. If he was gonna fall, falling that way would be the safest. The branches first broke his fall, then he landed on the fence which gave way and slowed him down. Enough for injurites, but nigga was gonna die if he missed the tree.
Anonymous No.28991911
>>28991568
RETVRN
Anonymous No.28991916
>>28990315
So cold. I don't think about ancient Rome every day, I think about this video
Anonymous No.28991920
>>28991571
>Longswords
>With viking helmets
Deserved.
Anonymous No.28991921 >>28992059
>>28991229
Here here
Fuck cats
Anonymous No.28991925 >>28995948
>>28991564
Who has security cameras inside of their house like that? I know that they might be a bit dim but at least disable them when you feel the gorilla rage coming. I wonder how many households are identical to this.
Anonymous No.28991954
>>28990193
It's obvious she doesn't swallow.
Anonymous No.28991955 >>28992313
>>28990681
I wish we could have a thread of nasty monkeys like this getting tortured and killed but unfortunately we can't
Anonymous No.28991958 >>28993651
>>28991611
absolutely triggered
Anonymous No.28991976
>>28990206

I hate that this doesn't include the end of the video. The normal adult guy is the server admin and bans the kid after he's finally had enough. The sound of the kid's heart breaking when he reads "You have been banned." is just so good.
Anonymous No.28991988 >>28991994 >>28992026
Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued? emyriion
Anonymous No.28991994
>>28991988
Don't get inspired. Buy an ad, whore.
Anonymous No.28992026
>>28991988
No one's gonna buy your nudes.
Gtfo
Anonymous No.28992038 >>28992053
>>28991568
>>28991908
people willingly jumping off tall things and becoming permanently disabled or disfigured are some of the most fascinating ones to me. like even the best case scenario is mild to moderate injury, and it's never the best case. i made a similar comment a few threads ago about this but i always wonder how they feel reflecting on that final moment before they threw away (literally) their bodies forever. even if you live, how do you live that down? just every moment of the rest of your life defined by your prior retarded choice.
Anonymous No.28992045
>>28991527
Surviving a fall of 55 meters on to straight rocks is miraculous. Lucky dude
>>28990226
The dude thats able to get hard for a man is an even bigger faggot though.
Anonymous No.28992053
>>28992038
I think the plan was to jump onto the tree and grab hold (something that's actually very hard). The cry of "fuck" at the end implies he's not that badly injured, and as I said it literally worked out the BEST way possible. Still might have broken something.
Anonymous No.28992058
>>28991842
>>28991898
interesting...
Anonymous No.28992059 >>28992114 >>28993373
>>28991229
>>28991921
People that don't like cats are usually niggers or mentally unwell. Majority of the world like them, hell even muslims like them.
So do us all a favor and kill yourself to save your future victims.
Anonymous No.28992065
>>28991049
>She
Anonymous No.28992100 >>28992192
>>28991229
cats are major assholes stomping around my garden plants, killing the pigeons and magpies that come to feed in my garden. next time i see a cat in my garden its taking a body shot from my slingshot
Anonymous No.28992114 >>28992183
>>28992059
oh no, im sure he will kill himself now that youve told him! cry more, cats are the worst more people hate them than you think
Anonymous No.28992132
>>28990603
Lol I always end up going way harder on her ass than I intend
Anonymous No.28992183 >>28992295
>>28992114
nah, hating a defenseless lesser creature only shows your weak character. it shows that you're too much of a pussy to hurt something your size. classic nigger behavior
Anonymous No.28992192 >>28992318
>>28992100
>future serial killer
you need to be 18 to use this site
Anonymous No.28992217
>>28990262
put a piece of carped over the rail and the cat will climb out.
Anonymous No.28992251
>>28990280
KEKARROOOOO, what a dumb tranny
Anonymous No.28992253
>>28990672
Damn thanks for aftermath.
I knew it would be brutal but holy that's nasty
Anonymous No.28992295 >>28992529
>>28992183
if you actually did anything other that sit on your computer all day youd know why cats are cunts but im not sure why i expect such things from this website. also WAHHHHHH YOU CALLED ME NIGGER AND YOURE SO RIGHT AND IM SO OFFENDED :(((
Anonymous No.28992313
>>28991955
Anonymous No.28992318 >>28992529 >>28993687 >>28995337
>>28992192
yeah im a future serial killer for defending pigeons, magpies and my garden crops/flowers... pest control is now just a precursor to being a serial killer guys !
Anonymous No.28992351 >>28993084
>>28990205
aztecs did similar shit, prob in their genes
Anonymous No.28992370 >>28992607 >>28992766 >>28994268
Anonymous No.28992434 >>28993511
>>28991571
man it shows how high your adrenaline must be running that both of them didnt even realise they got cut.
being a viking back in the 11th century would've been fucking wild man.
Anonymous No.28992476
>>28990219
I remember this years ago.
Didn't like 6 people die?
Anonymous No.28992484
>>28991255
severe TDS
Anonymous No.28992489 >>28993124
>>28990228
Anyone know the context of this?
Anonymous No.28992529 >>28992661 >>28992703 >>28995403 >>28995447
>>28992318
calling pets pests does indeed indicate that there is something very wrong with you.
>>28992295
Pure projection

2 edgy newfags are unware of /b/s history with cats. Fuck off back to your containment site porch monkeys.
Gary No.28992581 >>28992687 >>28994706
>>28991530
Why the hell something like this exists??
Anonymous No.28992594
>>28991049
Do you not?
Anonymous No.28992607
>>28992370
This is so funny with sound
>"Get up out of my area motherfucker!"
>Ting
Anonymous No.28992634
>>28990194
GTA 6 4# Trailer
Anonymous No.28992637
>>28991227
But they are not Hispanic, they do not speak Spanish, ignorant idiot cum shitter
Anonymous No.28992645 >>28993495
>>28991016
src?
Anonymous No.28992653
>>28990681
Southpaw surprise
Anonymous No.28992661
>>28992529
cry me a river, if i catch a cat in the act being a little cunt itll be served a ball bearing to its ribcage AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
Anonymous No.28992687
>>28992581
Third world is dangerous as fuck, dude. Life is cheap.
Anonymous No.28992694 >>28993207 >>28995282
>>28991527
>believe it or not he survived
Yeah I gathered that from the fact that he's moving and making noise...
Anonymous No.28992698
>>28990288
based.
anyone got the video of the russian (maybe) guy knocking someone out and popping all his joints while he's unconscious?
Anonymous No.28992703 >>28993191
>>28992529
>porch monkey
are niggers all you think about?
calling me different variations of nigger isnt gonna hurt my feelings yknow.
Anonymous No.28992714
>>28990452
This one always gets me - not because of the beating but because the guy appears to be living in an actual garbage dump
I get that they're poor but you'd think they'd at least be motivated to get a stick or a palm leaf and sweep some of that shit out of their general vicinity
...You'd be wrong, I guess
>>28990389
I always wondered why the business owners didn't stop these retards
Businesses that are posh enough to afford a revolving door here in Australia will basically just have a huge security guard come and throw your ass on the street if you fuck around with the door even slightly
Anonymous No.28992721
>>28991288
He was just winded.
Anonymous No.28992738 >>28993225
>>28990389
where the fuck are the buildings that even have these revolving doors? I have only seen maybe one or two in america in my whole life
Anonymous No.28992739
>>28991556
You knew Soijack was full of shit the first time he cleared his throat.
Anonymous No.28992742 >>28993940
>>28990226
Hot, probably gonna cum to this later and then feel bad about it.
Anonymous No.28992758 >>28994334
>>28991664
That's what he just said.
Anonymous No.28992759 >>28993099
>>28990262
oh my reddit, is that a hecking caterino dying? gosh, that just ruined my watching-people-get-disemboweled session.
Anonymous No.28992766
>>28992370
Area 88
Anonymous No.28992789
>>28990209
Just imagine the infection
Anonymous No.28992920
>>28991097
It's called a gag reflex, fuckwit. Momentum of egg shoots into her throat, unlike marshmallow.
Anonymous No.28993054 >>28993100
>>28990262
I don't care if i get called a faggot
First time i couldn't finish watching a video in one of these threads
Anonymous No.28993063
>>28990183 (OP)
Damn... a fall from that height into water is like hitting concrete from a similar height
Anonymous No.28993084
>>28992351
Yes because we only have aztec genes. Should we go through the lengthy list of methods of torture and execution that are as heinous as they are creative that europeans came up with?
Anonymous No.28993089
>>28991049
>try
By the looks of it, I think she succeeded
Anonymous No.28993099 >>28994643
>>28992759
4chan has been pro cat longer than you've been alive little zoomzoom
Anonymous No.28993100
>>28993054
Spotted the homosexual.
Anonymous No.28993102 >>28993651
>>28991569
This. Pwned
Anonymous No.28993120
>>28991855
>basically
the guy explicitly said "I want you to shoot me".
Anonymous No.28993124
>>28992489
If I remember right, the two guys are actually friends, and the stabber was pissed that his friend showed up late and decided to stab him.
Anonymous No.28993158 >>28994501
>>28991097
Have you ever tried to eat a raw egg you fuckwit? Your mother stank pussy might taste worse, might.
Anonymous No.28993182 >>28993284
>>28990341
>Couldn't be precious Jimmy!
Anonymous No.28993191
>>28992703
It bothered you so much the first time so I'll keep going cotton picker.
Anonymous No.28993195
>>28990183 (OP)
Gawd dayum nigga
Anonymous No.28993202
>>28991285
kek
Anonymous No.28993207
>>28992694
>all death is instantaneous
Anonymous No.28993225 >>28993230 >>28994484
>>28992738
The purpose of revolving doors is that they allow for people to enter and exit a building with minimal airflow between outside and inside due to the fact that the door forms a seal at all positions. This is beneficial for cities with colder climates as during the winter they don't have to worry about a continuous cold draft entering the building anytime someone enters or leaves. Additionally, laws require that any revolving door must be accompanied by at least one adjacent door (although most places put at least one door on both sides). This is because it was proven in the Cocoanut Grove nightclub fire that revolving doors are really bad at handling a lot of people at once and are prone to jamming. This means that it is a massive pain to have revolving doors, and the only places that may have it are those in cities that get very cold in the winter and for buildings where people are constantly entering and exiting to the point where it would make sense to stop the cold drafts. As a result, most revolving doors are located on malls. However, from my experience, most malls just have a small room connected to the entrance that does the same thing a revolving door does, but also adds additional security and not having to deal with the hassle of revolving doors. I live in Ottawa, and it gets pretty damn cold during the winter, but I can only recall 2 buildings that actually have revolving doors. Definitely a much more antiquated thing.
Anonymous No.28993227
>>28991093
At first, to deter trespassers. Yeah, they're possible to get over, but very few people are going to risk a spike in their anus/gooch/genitals so it's going to deter 99% of petty criminals from even bothering.
Later on they just became decorative because, obviously, they were associated with rich and wealthy houses, so it caught on as trendy for people who wanted to make their property seem classy.
Anonymous No.28993228
>>28990284
This is like… the most obvious trap in existence
Anonymous No.28993229 >>28994322 >>28994638
>>28991277
snowflake
Anonymous No.28993230 >>28993268
>>28993225
i can only recall them in 70's or 80's office towers when i used to work in downtown toronto.
Anonymous No.28993259 >>28993266
I wish there were rekt threads without gore and other things that are hard to watch. Like I just want to see funny shit, not some guy getting his head cut off with a rusty spoon.
Anonymous No.28993266
>>28993259
>>>/wsg/
Anonymous No.28993268
>>28993230
Revolving doors were probably a bit more useful in the past when they had to deal with heating an entire building using radiators, but with centralized heating now, there's not as much of an issue of a persisting cold spots.
Anonymous No.28993284
>>28993182
FUCKING LOOOOL
Anonymous No.28993322
>>28990209
>I saw the Lion King, I know Pumba
I hate people like this, probably thinks hippos are retarded too.
Anonymous No.28993349
>>28990262
wow... this is the best video I enjoyed here at 4ch.
Made my day, send more !
Anonymous No.28993357
>>28990268
Makes me laugh everytime
And I fucking hate this captcha
Anonymous No.28993373
>>28992059
I've got a backyard with 5 kittens and no parents, I slingshotted them ;-) they won't come from under the barn to play yet ;-)
Anonymous No.28993376
Anonymous No.28993416
Anonymous No.28993424 >>28993595 >>28996158
>>28990231
Kids are so fucking dumb.
Anonymous No.28993445
>>28990193
Anonymous No.28993495
>>28992645
Say "no homo" for he pulled it out of his arse
Anonymous No.28993511
>>28992434
I would have loved being in a Roman Legion back in the day. Maybe Caesar’s during the Battle of Alesia. Probably would have ended up dead but still would have been cool to be part of the greatest military that ever walked the earth during ancient times.
Anonymous No.28993524
>>28990400
hot
Anonymous No.28993538
>>28991673
They knew exactly what would happen and they did it anyway because it's awesome. Why is this surprising to you? Have you met any men before?
Anonymous No.28993547
>>28990262
Saved for future caturday threads.
Anonymous No.28993589
>>28991569
This shouldn't be happening in these times, it's not about who did worse, Mexico really should be nuked and these animals wiped
Anonymous No.28993595
>>28993424
Yeah, that's kinda their defining feature what with being underdeveloped and all. Probably shouldn't let unsupervised kids have guns for that reason.
Anonymous No.28993635
>>28990193
not funny
Anonymous No.28993642
>>28990205
Nothing is New under the Sun
Anonymous No.28993651
>>28991569
>>28991958
>>28993102
geeIwonderwhocouldbebehindthispost.webm
Anonymous No.28993671
>>28991569
Bad example, you subhuman faggot. "Skaldic poetry" is LITERALLY A FORM OF FICTION and "The Christian Sagas" refers to a series of fictional stories that mix ancient Nordic mythology with then-contemporary themes.

In other words, NONE OF THAT SHIT HAPPENED.

How are you that fucking ignorant?
Anonymous No.28993679
>>28990209
Karen's Pikachu face kek
Anonymous No.28993687
>>28992318
The only thing birds do is shit on my fucking car and windows, why the FUCK do you think it's believable bait to like them more than cats?
Anonymous No.28993819 >>28994481
>>28990361
Spike fences this low should be fucking illegal!!
Anonymous No.28993828
>>28991649
literally john madden
Anonymous No.28993860 >>28994616 >>28994624
Anonymous No.28993866 >>28996195
Anonymous No.28993868 >>28994477 >>28995672
Anonymous No.28993904
>>28991530
Fucking tourist
Anonymous No.28993916
>>28990452
Shit country shit people shit culture and shit language.
Anonymous No.28993917
>>28990268
The sihk guy got tired out beating the guy. I would've too
Anonymous No.28993919
>>28990478
Pepsi?
Anonymous No.28993940
>>28992742
I would do it if it was a cute looking boy getting raped but that is a fucking old man. Pass.
Anonymous No.28993990 >>28996226
>>28990183 (OP)
shit is he ok?
Anonymous No.28994024
>>28990681
Actually pretty polite monkey, it could've easily gone for the throat as is their instinct like 4 times but didn't, it was just doing the animal thing where they play-duel, and you can see how it understands that the human doesn't reciprocate.
It must be The drunken father's latent human side affecting the behaviour of his new primate form
Anonymous No.28994233
>>28990361
Did his dick fall off?
Anonymous No.28994251
>>28991535
Man this is some Manitou's Shoe shit...
Anonymous No.28994261
>>28990516
There must truly be no better feeling than knocking out a brownoid
Anonymous No.28994266
>>28991855
Hitting copcrete at that height is essentially like hitting water
Anonymous No.28994268
>>28992370
Based area defender
Anonymous No.28994280
>>28990183 (OP)
Hitting nerve gas is basically hitting height at that water concrete
Anonymous No.28994322
>>28993229
keep projecting
keep crying
Anonymous No.28994334
>>28992758
Yeah but I said it better
Anonymous No.28994337 >>28994397 >>28994711 >>28995636
>>28991649
Guess caring about the camera simply made him forget about his usual practice.
Like that parachute instructor who jumped from the plane and forgot to put on his parachute.
Guy had a thousand jumps under his belt and had a couple of jumps that day. The last jump was with another instructor and a newbie doing a tandem jump and the other instructor wanted to film the jump. Caring too much about the filming, he forgot to put on the parachute. When he reached for the pull cord and grabbed into nothingness, you can just hear him scream
>Oh my god, no!
Never seen the video in a rekt thread, though.
Anonymous No.28994377
>>28990520
She apologizes for the fraud, committed against a sex shop and promises to work out her debts
Anonymous No.28994395 >>28994549
>>28990262
wow thats a lot of newfags replying to a webm as old as the board
Anonymous No.28994397
>>28994337
That's the problem with complacency.
Recording is never something you do normally, it's what someone does when someone's confident in their ability. Adding your camera to the mix adds worry and throws off muscle memory, because you're most likely doing something risky.

A personal example is parkour. I use to skip school to climb with a bunch of guys. One day one of the guys missed a landing on a kong vault, luckily only broke a wrist but in the video he turns his head and looks at the camera mid air.
We always recorded for each other but he set his phone down, so concerned it would fall out of frame or something he fucked up. Could have lost teeth, fell 10 foot or something worse than a broken wrist.
Anonymous No.28994404
>>28990183 (OP)
JFC
Anonymous No.28994427
>>28990193
>when she's facesitting you and she moved her anus over your tongue instead of her vagine
Anonymous No.28994438
>>28991569
funny that no one had ever heard of that until plebbit arrived
Anonymous No.28994467
>>28990389
should have a speed limiter on the door
Anonymous No.28994471
>>28990359
me at my first
Anonymous No.28994477 >>28994480
>>28993868
Old chimney?
Anonymous No.28994480
>>28994477
old well, Antonio died, he was celebrating his 40th birthday with friends
Anonymous No.28994481
>>28990361
The most useless fence and spikes to exist.
>>28993819
Honestly there should be a 6 foot height requirement for spiked fences.
The only purpose of those spikes is to maim anyone who falls near the house.
Anonymous No.28994484
>>28993225
>revolver used as it isn't prone to jamming
>revolving doors prone to jamming
makes no sense.
are there semi-automatic doors that can let people through without jamming?
Anonymous No.28994498
>>28991093
why do retards ride a motorbike on the pavement wearing a pair of shorts and flip-flops instead of full leathers and a helmet on the road
Anonymous No.28994501
>>28993158
smelly nigger
Anonymous No.28994506
>>28991273
Baldie wasn't shot when the biker returned, he may have survived
Anonymous No.28994543
>>28990381
This was in Slovakia. Explosion pushed blood up to the elbow in high speed resulting in amputation. Explosion was triggered earlier because they didn't have PhD in chemistry and the chemicals in IED degraded earlier than they'd calculated
Anonymous No.28994549
>>28994395
this
Anonymous No.28994596
>>28990672
holy fuck
Anonymous No.28994616 >>28996240
>>28993860
aftermath video of her being creampied in every hole over several weeks was an interesting followup, really genre crossing
Anonymous No.28994624
>>28993860
GTA 6 mission failed cutscene
Anonymous No.28994638
>>28993229
I think the snowflake is the one cutting his dick and balls off and threatening to move to canada when le ebul orange man won
Anonymous No.28994643
>>28993099
4chan has been mostly israeli IPs longer than your axe wound has been dripping pus
Anonymous No.28994656
>>28991143
Not really unlucky, they were way too close. I'd say they were lucky only 1 jeet got rocked.
Anonymous No.28994660
>>28990226
yeah he sure owned that faggot by having gay raping him?
Anonymous No.28994664
>>28991569
>detailed in late skaldic poetry
This is like saying africans have the largest brains because an ancient cave drawing shows a man with a giant head. You HAVE to be a tranny
Anonymous No.28994666
>>28990242
George w bush could have dodged that
Anonymous No.28994671
>>28991255
really rent free
Anonymous No.28994675 >>28994699
>>28990372
you wouldn't think carrying a piece of glass could be life threatening but I guess so
Anonymous No.28994699
>>28994675
tampered glass were supposed to prevent this
Anonymous No.28994706
>>28992581
it's where they herd retarded tourists to their deaths. Locals probably only go there once a month or something.
Anonymous No.28994711
>>28994337
also people tends to forget things, skip steps when they're tired
Anonymous No.28994749
>>28990284
You hear chunks of him hit the car
Anonymous No.28995077
>>28990268
sounded like a swords and sandals character dying
Anonymous No.28995148
>>28990391
let me show you the dance of my people
Anonymous No.28995282
>>28992694
dumb retard
Anonymous No.28995337
>>28992318
Further proving Australians are low IQ
Anonymous No.28995403
>>28992529
Cats don't give him the immediate attention he never received as a child so he lashes out at them. It's a trauma thing associated with low impulse and negro level intelligence
Anonymous No.28995447
>>28992529
>calling pets pests does indeed indicate that there is something very wrong with you.
When they're not his pet and they act like pests, they're pests
Anonymous No.28995532
>>28991569
>modern day video of savagery
>uses made up mythological example from thousands of years ago to try and balance things out
Yeah nah, sorry Paco.
Anonymous No.28995558
>>28990346
Is he okay? Hitting the ground at that heigh must be like..
Anonymous No.28995578
>>28990681
I don't know the story behind the brawl, but it takes place in at the Fullmoon Party at Haad Rin, Koh Phangnan, Thailand. Lots of tourist getting wasted etc.
Anonymous No.28995581
>>28991143
>i wish i were well-adjusted & had a reason to wear business casual clothes...
People in Bangladesh etc wear mid-range button down shirts because guess what? That's where mid-range button down shirts are manufactured
Anonymous No.28995590
>>28991255
zinger
Anonymous No.28995594
>>28991255
You mean elected by the majority of Americans after surviving an assassination attempt. Talk about legitimate.
Anonymous No.28995602
>>28991171
Why would you like that?
Anonymous No.28995605
>>28990262
kek. fuck cats
Anonymous No.28995615
>>28991197
What a pathetic post
Anonymous No.28995636
>>28994337
Lmao pretty sure they gear check each other before jumping good story tho retard
Anonymous No.28995672
>>28993868
LMAO
Anonymous No.28995818
>>28991185
Mag dumping is legal and has proven necessary time and again.
Anonymous No.28995822
>>28991185
Neutralising a threat as fast as possible, its easier to hit center mass.
Anonymous No.28995831
>>28991855
It was. His case was something about violating a restraining order and child custody. I'm pretty sure he'd have shot himself if not for this.
Anonymous No.28995909
>>28991530
Why are they doing this with no harnesses? I'd bet money that this is some journey they take to imitate their ancestors or whatever the fuck.
Anonymous No.28995944
>>28991564
This is your reminder that pregnant mothers in America are more likely to die from homicide than anything else and its mainly because of black men.
Anonymous No.28995948
>>28991925
Have you ever been around black people when they get mad? Literally nothing else matters.
Anonymous No.28996013
>>28990361
Did he live?
Anonymous No.28996100
>>28991556
>Drinks Soi milk
>Makes it worse
Why the fuck are people afraid of milk? I drink at least half a litre a day and don't even get common sickness, haven't in over a decade
Anonymous No.28996158
>>28993424
Yeah. I give the younger ones a pass but the older one who was filming never should have allowed this to go on in the first place.
Anonymous No.28996195
>>28993866
Jesus, why tf would you do that. Ive had ideas for contraptions like these but some die as an idea and others I do outside, away from my house.
Anonymous No.28996226
>>28993990
Busted his face open but I'm sure he'll be okay. Here's a vid with the aftermath. >>28990672
Anonymous No.28996240
>>28994616
Did that actually happen? Cause if it did, I want to see.
Anonymous No.28996242
>>28990516
you watched it more than once, admit it