Thread 29023708

A reminder that your whole purpose biological purpose in life is to breed

>>29023708 (OP)
that options arent good out here sir, too many druggies/traumatized people out here

>>29023708 (OP)
I don't know what is up with me after years of fearing pregnancies and condomless sex these past couple of years I've had more unprotected sex with strangers than protected sex
I lately creampie them too
no pregnancy scare, no stds so far
I'm ready for either, I don't fuck homosexuals or meth heads so there is 0% chance of aids.

>>29023708 (OP)
>your whole purpose biological purpose in life is to breed
>*Posts videos where the guy is cumming like 2mm deep so there's virtually no chance of impregnation*

A rekt thread died for this

>>29023752
i never wanted kids, but sometime around 33 i started to think maybe i wouldnt mind them. then my gf last year told me she was pregnant (she was jokingly patting her belly but i didnt see that) i knew immediately that yes, i dont want kids

>>29024064
good

Bread birth but always remember to end male genital mutilation. Protect bodily autonomy, reduce health risks, and respect consent. No child deserves irreversible harm. #StopMG

>>29023708 (OP)
Is that some kind of hermaphrodite or something? Politely adding to the thread.

>>29025285
i think that's just a big/fat mound

>>29023708 (OP)
Creampie breads are cool in theory but in practice:
>413/23/10
>endless rage and baww
>bizarre invasion by religious types
>terrible attempts at creampie pasta
>complete lack of dumping loads in pussies
even mating press threads do better

So I'll been cuming in my new gf for the last 2 weeks she said she can't get pregnant how fucked am I

>>29026021
My best friend became a father with that same bullshit talk. Now he pays 2/3 of a minimum wage on child support, and have to talk weekly to a woman he hates profusely and will never get rid of her because having a kid bonds you together with a woman harder than marriage ever could

>>29026065
Also, on his defense, the girl really thought she had a problem, as she tried to have kids before and never could.

If that was God fucking with him, or the previous boyfriend was the one with fertility problems, we will never know. I told him to block her and dive as soon as she said she was pregnant, but the dumb baka is white, so...

>>29026065
I've been so retarded lately my ex would always tell me she couldn't get pregnant now she has a baby fuuccckkkk
>>29026081
My current girlfriend says she's been trying for 4 years with the last dude I spent all my life avoiding getting someone pregnant I threw that away just because I trusted this girl lol I guess I'll find out in a week

>>29026065
this. there are zillions of ex wives and girl friends. there is no such thing as ex children.

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emyzeth

>>29023708 (OP)
That's retarded. Your biological purpose is to produce poop. Everyone poops and we create more poop and pee than anything else ever. The only purpose of breeding is to create more humans who will create more poop and pee.

>>29025945
Who is this?

>>29026638
some humans only create poop or pee (you)
others have also created masterpieces that moved me to tears in between the many hours in which they are not pooping or peeing
for those to exist I think it's worth it to produce large ammounts of wastes of spaces that only poop or pee (you)

>>29025926
It's mostly about professional porn making it hard to find good creampie videos. Pros are essentially required not to nut balls deep so that cum can drip out for the camera. The whole appeal of creampies are deep visceral orgasms and there are barely any.

>>29023708 (OP)
Source?

>>29023752
>0% chance of aids.

>>29024048
holy shit more like this from that angle?

>>29026873
Well, you always have assholefidelity and whatever amateur stuff you can dig out of the tube sites. You're just not going to find a lot of deep creampies in pro porn because it is largely about theatrics and circus performances today.

>>29023708 (OP)
Respectfully, I shall decline.