Post lardasses being an overall burden on society.

>>29029721 (OP)
Is that mexico or what country?

>>29029741
no clue. but it appears to be some central american shithole

>>29029721 (OP)
did he die?

>>29029721 (OP)

>>29029775
coca cola really did one-shot latinx populations

>>29029969
He's clearly having a laugh

>>29029796
negroids have so little self dignity.

>>29030031
>Mein fuhrer vhy have you gained so much veight?

>>29030031
quake II cut enemy

>>29029796
It reminds me of this video

>>29029796
Black Lives Fatter

>>29030234
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12046637/Former-homeless-hero-stopped-runaway-stroller-reveals-just-finished-job-interview.html

bump

>>29030234
>no audio
shame

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued? emyzeth

>>29030031
messed up part is he'd be on the good guys side if he was on modern wolfensetin games

>>29030852
yeah, yours was such a huge improvement

>>29029796
Just leave her in the graveyard. She'll be dead soon anyways.

>>29030031
this is so much funnier if you speak german hahaha

>>29032027
what the fuck is that

>>29029796
you know she returned to her fat-cave and ordered 19 items from 6 different fast-food places.

>>29032027
what the fuck is this, a massive hernia? Holy shit

>>29032045
lmao of course it's at a casino

>>29029721 (OP)
I hope Boogie was ok.

I don't have a lot of fat rekt, ty OP for the thread!

>>29029730
Cankle blowout

>>29029805
John Thick

>>29030031
Quick translation
Fatty: Come here you. OUT! OUT!
Red shirt: Yeah yeah we're leaving already
Cameraman: What do you want?
Red shirt: Stop it, come on, come on
Fatty: This isn't a public building, remember that you looney
Cameraman: Why are you yelling at us?
Red shirt: Why are you swearing at us?
>fatty bites his own arm
Cameraman: What are you doing, you mentally ill?
Fatty: I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH! OUT!
Red shirt: How are you gonna get up?
>Fatty chases them down
Fatty: I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH. I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH. YOU DIRTY COCKROACH. YOU DIRTY COCKROACH. GET OUT

>>29029730
how many people died there?

>>29032196
>>29032090
There is a gay fetish for dick injections. They lose all feeling or use of it, but it is a fetish and they get off on forcing others to see how big they can make it.

>>29030234
the kid almost made it

>>29032221
fucking kek

How do you even get this fat? At this point, I'm convinced Americans eat an average adult's daily caloric intake in a single meal.

>>29032241
nerve gas

>>29032196
That video is ancient, I remember seeing it on YouTube. I think that's a tumor

>>29032216

>>29032019
What do you call this build?

>>29032090
a massive inguinoscrotal hernia, sadly is not so rare

>>29032259
>I'm convinced Americans eat an average adult's daily caloric intake in a single meal.
That's correct. I've been living here for 5 years and it's super easy to eat a week's worth of calories in a day. You get a tiny $1 bag of chips and think nothing of it, boom 400 calories. Get a dollar menu cheeseburger from McDonalds, 1k calories gone and you feel like you didn't even eat much. I had to teach my friend how to read nutrional labels and how calories work and he lost almost 40kg since

>>29029800
Pretty face, would.

>>29032259
everyone does, you just need one meal a day
american also eat literal shit with no nutrition

>>29032027
Tumor ?
I hope he did his swedish death cleaning

>>29032236
>cockroach
He is saying Paselacke

>>29032331
Oh shit yeah you're right I hear it now

>>29032300
>leg
>consciousness
did she suffer an abortion too?

>>29032280
SKATE OR DIET

>>29032354

>>29032313
>american also eat literal shit with no nutrition
hello ESL-saar. how is the needful weather

>>29029748
You have no friends in real life.

>>29032384
daaww is widdle mr alajandro latinx angy? does he need his taco flavored binky?

>>29032382
just because I didn't type an s, suck my sweaty balls

>>29032437
>jeet immediately goes to homosexuality
pottery

>>29032443
of course, I'm talking to an american, what else could we talk about other than sucking circumcised penises?

>>29029721 (OP)
Imagine the people who has to do an autopsy on this disgusting fuck

>>29032458
>FUCK YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD I SUCK CIRCUMCISED DICK SAAR FUCK YUO FUCK YOU BLOODY
why are browns chronically homosexual?

>>29032366
retards that do this really are asking for a head injury. Just fucking step off of it for a sec.

Don't have many of these, but I'll contribute what I have.

>>29029721 (OP)
I always do feel bad for em. They could get drunk, smoke crack but they can’t stop themselves with second helpings. I find it cute in women when its just a little and it makes me feel protective over fat dudes.

Whats the biological reason for this? I’ve never been sexually attracted to it its just like a “ah well alright you can have that cookie. Enjoy it pal” sort of feeling.

Maybe its because I had an italian grandmother.

>>29032280
>>29032216
>>29032077
>>29032011

>>29032591
>gravity always wins
Well he had a problem because it didn't win enough. He set off like he was getting a running start on flat ground which caused him to, on the axis on which he was running, jump up/forward and only regain footing after the point from which he intended to jump.

>>29032545
>Maybe it’s because I had an Italian grandmother

Or maybe it’s because you’re a massive faggot? Who the hell can stand being around these subhumans? Fat people aren’t people.

>>29032270
hell he's lucky there was no traffic

>>29032721
They are humans . They just lack self control.
And like anon said it's so easy to be fat in USA. Calorie counting is necessary. >>29032296
Everyone has different struggles in life.

>>29032019
How in the fuck can someone eat that much to reach a point where your ass and thighs turn into giant meat fans?

>>29032795
It's easy to be overweight, even easy to cross over into the bottom end of what is technically termed "obese" (BMI of 30, hitting like 220 lbs).

But do not downplay what it takes to become an actually fat fuck. The genuinely ridiculous amount of calories it takes to sustain that mass. More than three meals a day, consisting of greasy over-carbed garbage in excessive portions. Ass tons of soda. Deserts (plural) and snacks.

You start actively feeling less than good about yourself after passing 3k calories per day. These people are clearing 5 or even 6.

>>29032091
kek

Their body is their prison

>>29030255
morty! morty get your fat ass up you're gonna die here! morty!!

>>29032320
deserved

>>29033206
the impressive part is how he didn't instantly get winded from doing all that.

>>29029805
>tanking all those rounds
Fucking kevlard I swear.

>>29029793

"Latinx". Please, go back to Bluesky, fag.

>>29031021
>good guys
The Third Reich?

>>29032027
BBC posters have been REAL QUIET since this dropped.

>>29033231
kek

>>29032458
Good Morning Sarrr!
Shut the fuck up jeet.

>>29033206
That is legitimately impressive, break dancing is hard.

>>29032522
He deserved it, fucking faggot

>>29029805
The tactiwaddle for cover to retrieve a spare mag from his Walmart brand gym shorts would've been perfect had he not immediately waddled right into the open again facing away from the dude shooting him. Couldn't even be bothered to raise his weapon again.

>>29032196
One time in 8th grade the fattest girl in class sat in her chair and it immediately gave out on her. Plopped right on the ground. All 4 legs of the chair were bent enough to be suspended in the air while her belly caught and balanced the top of the desk perfectly around her waistline. Looked like she was halfway through anamorphing into a shopping cart. No one laughed, but everyone looked over at her.Some of us tried to help her up, but her only option was to roll out of it. As soon as she hatched from her coccoon she started banshee screaming, covered her face, told the very quiet class to shut the fuck up, and rushed out of the room bawling her eyes out. By the time we graduated she had broken at least 6 desks.

>>29032355
>he's beginning to believe

>>29030031
average AFD voter

>>29032616
>I can't feel my leg
that's the 'beetus

>>29032532
You need to look both ways. Sheesh!

>>29032320
When 300 pounds meets 3 tons.

>>29030255
That much weight falling from any height would fuck up the bones and joints trying to support it all, probably.

>>29032099
This needs a Super Mario or Sonic sound effect lol

>>29032090
It's his stinger.

>>29032619
despite the initial screams there are at least two laughs towards the end lmao

>>29032522
There was a full grown nigger in there who had to see that and not say anything.

>>29032477
i just laughed at this for 3 minutes straight while it looped. saved

>>29032259
American food is incredibly caloric-rich while having almost no nutritional value. This is by design, since it gets you addicted to shitty food that is absurdly cheap to make.

>>29032492
Never underestimate a fatgot's ability to think they're more athletic than athletes

>>29032384
Tacos and burritos, tacos and burritos, nom nom nom nom

>>29032221
Jack aint nimble
Jack be thick

>>29029805
What a fat dumbshit

>>29032051
needs bowling sound effects

>>29029796
Oh laaawd uhv mercy, imma put dis on facebooh

>>29029805
Cover? I am the cover

>>29029796
Me after I had knee surgery and fell over once.

>>29032052
Didn't she try to sue the city this happened in claiming the area was unsafe to walk in?

>>29032477
He dropped money like a gta character. Just like that vid of the fat chick being slammed by the cop.

>>29032019
>>29032285
Bothways Ass O' Malley?

>>29032090
Buck Breaker 9000

>>29032019
Blacks think this is sexy.

>>29034703
Of course the land whale wants to eat them instead of selling them.

>>29032015
so satisfying

>>29032270
that kid died of eternal bleeding

>>29032045
>Black brother tries to deescalate
>white trash with a sucker punch
why are they like that?

>>29034749
Is this for real or staged?

>>29030031
Adolf Fatler

>>29032308
>>29029800
Yeah, scrub her down really good and exfoliate her, then cover her from the neck down with some kind of lotion that smells good. Then arrange her in some kind of fuck swing. It would be doable.

>>29032300
She punches Nazis

>>29033284
Fuck, kek

>>29032241
>get off
but they can't really get off anymore

>>29033206
Stronger than he looks.
Legitimately hard even when thin.
Better than the Olympics

>>29034692
I think my dick just got shorter

>>29030255
those feet

>>29029805
Thanks for being a whopping big target, mate!

>>29034692
This is so sad, poor Chris.

would you?

>>29029805
Bad ass

>>29030031
White people are superior or some shit idk

>>29035213
>>29029800

*desperate for pussy voice* WoULd

>>29035302
underneath the lard is a cute girl who just wants to cuddle and watch youtube

>>29035213
No. My mother was fat and every fat woman reminds me of her and I'm filled with disgust.

>>29035385
you are just a perv that wants to smell sweat, admit it

>>29035464
I have been with fatty Latina before they do indeed get sweaty

>>29035443
get your life together retard, your fat mom is counting on you

>>29032221
Yeah I'm thinking I'm fat

>>29034679
Architect here this is me with fat girls lol

>>29032477
>He went to throw it money
How can that fat fuck be so dumb

>>29029721 (OP)
You want to watch something nasty just watch my 600 lb life. All them fat nasty bitches 800 plus pounds all of them have nigger babies. And them bitches can't even walk to take care of them kids

>>29032033
The World of Warcraft ad goes perfect next to the obesity related injury lmao

>>29032606
This one cracks me the fuck up.

>>29032606
Only in America can you be fucking homeless and 300 lb overweight.

>>29032606
>radical cowtipping.webm

>>29032545
>Whats the biological reason for this?
Nearly a billion years of evolution's main problem being to not have you dying from lack of food.
Our brain was calibrated for constant semi-starvation.
Infinite hot pockets wasn't ever planned for our neurons to handle gracefully.

>>29034602
Disgusting how people now worship that flag.

>>29034619
This dude's a piece of shit.

>>29034679
Reminds me of an orangutan.

>>29032128
Not even that fat. At least do it with an actual huge person then maybe it would be funny.

>>29032011
That "Ah!" Kek

>>29030530
Jesus fucking christ I don't care. Oh wow the guy has a job now so heartwarming! Fuck off.

>>29032320
>Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

Why are yanks like this? Underdeveloped brains?

>>29032522
Soooooo satisfying to watch. Absolutely nothing on Earth more satisfying to see than someone doing something insanely cringey then immediately getting hurt. Ultimate instant karma.

>>29035727
Should be fucking illegal so sing rule britannia and wave that flag. Surely that's treason.

>>29035213
I'd fuck her, she's pretty

>>29035302
Drained my nuts many times to boberry, an absolutely s tier fatty. She’d be conventionally sexy if she were thin, her and foxy roxxie are both legendary hogs

>>29035385
Fat girls are much cuddlier though, so plush and soft.

>>29030530
>Former homeless hero
He got a house and killed someone?

>>29034183
Fear and Hunger reference

>>29035955
This is just how normies are everywhere. Dumbly screaming in hysteria everytime something doesn't fit in perfectly with the monotonous hum of their lives. He probably went home and watched his favorite Netflix show and mentally prepared himself for his job as some middleman office worker the next day.

>>29032477
I have never in my life approached a wild animal to pet it or get a better look at it. I'm a human, I live in a city, and whenever I find myself in a forest or a trail I try to not fuck around with nature. I even keep away from stray dogs and cats. I don't understand people approaching animals that can kill them like that man did with that absolute fucking unit of a bull. Unless one lives in a farm, and the animals are familiar with that person because he feeds and cleans them, there is no reason to ever be near a non-domesticated animal.

>>29032619
Average 2 year old in America.

>>29029775
Another country destroyed by Amurka's global, capitalist monoculture

>>29033528
because Ausländer took his job those lazy bastards

>>29030234
Seppos are to dumb to run

>>29036314
Kek.
Even their pets are obese

>>29032033
This is what happens when morons enable idiots.
I bet no one dared to tell her this stunt was retarded because they feared they will be called fatphobic or whatever the fuck the term is.

>>29030031
Vladimir Harkonnen

>>29032091
fake
it's not even the same building

>>29034132
what fall ?
He just slide down like a fucking blob... he didnt hit anything, just a fat faggot that should die anytime soon.

>>29034789
>sucker punch?
I'm not defending the two morons that got into a fight at a casino, but if you're about to fight then you should be expecting a punch

>>29032011
damn... that double splash sound because of the mass is so huge...

>>29036384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ksVc-7VZw

>>29034789
>Black brother
Only black people can call them brothers you scum.

>>29035846
She's still obese you disgusting fatfaggot.

>>29034749
>donutello
>leolardo
>micholesterol

>>29035846
>Not even that fat. At least do it with an actual huge person then maybe it would be funny.

Flushed out the fat fuck

>>29034785
fuck lost

>>29033206
Jesus, I bet most anons in this thread couldn't do this. I know I couldn't support my entire body weight in a horizontal handstand for example; shit would take some serious core strength even before you take his weight into account. The guy should still lose weight of course - if nothing else doing this shit at this weight is going to be giving his body a lot of unnecessary wear and tear - but I don't think his body is a prison.

>>29029726
>sitting in the middle of a random hallway for no reason
>intentionally shifting all her weight to one side
this is a fetish video

Anyone remember the video of the fat guy taking the hotel stairs because the elevator is down and begins to collapse and release a waterfall of vomit after half a floor?

>>29030255
That fat bitch was an opiod addicted asshole. Hes hamming it up for oxy. Dude was getting scrips all over houston emergency rooms for it. iirc was over 20 prescriptions

>>29029805
Can a gunfag explain why it took so many bullets to down him? I thought cops carried high power ammo?

>>29036444
>>micholesterol
Fucking lost it to this.

>>29035737
>Reminds me of an orangutan.
Wait, I thought that was a orangutan.

>>29032051
>white woman sees creatures that are not meant to live
>"I must help"

>>29030234
>MAM ARE YOU ALRIGH
>yeah yeah mah son, she ran away
>-OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED HELP? DID YOU GET A HEART ATTACK?
>nahnahamha i -just-just couldn't <ahh hosh couldm't get up

>>29032196
A chud was born

>>29033522
This sort of thing is enabled by the parents
Vert sad shit, did you ever saw her again? Seems like the kind of person that need someone help back then

>>29032477
Out of date petting loicense

>>29036934
A lot of it probably only hit adipose tissue around the outline of his body, but a few good shots probably got him in the liver

>>29035213
What a waste, you can tell she'd be insanely hot if she lost weight

>>29036934
Bad shot placement. Anything that hit him in the t zone would've shut him down immediately, but the cops were all aiming for his center of mass (widest point to try to maximize accuracy), which is lower than the thoracic cavity on an obese person so the chance of hitting heart/lungs also diminishes. Also, remember that a cop's first shootout is often his only shootout, so it's a unique experience that they've never reacted to before. They're dumping adrenaline and missing probably 3/4 shots they're sending. Also, police use the same power ammo that's available to anyone else, in america anyways.

>>29034703
literally regressed to a baby. amazing

>>29032833
>Deserts

>>29029796
how pathetic can one person be

>>29033206
holy based
fatbros we are saved...

>>29035727
Hate is disgusting. Freedom and acceptance are commendable

>>29036444
...Brapael?

>>29029796
Gonna take a crane

>>29034789
You know it happens the other way 90% of the time, nigger.

>>29032237
Ate

>>29032019
I believe my ass can fly
I believe it can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my ass wings and fly away

>>29034703
Lmfao

>>29032795
>They are humans

LMAO no they aren't you fucking pussy. Go back to plebbit you soft little bitch.

>>29034602
The literal representation of Britain/the west's decline.

>>29037441
>Hate is disgusting.

LMAO shut the fuck up you fat faggot. Hate is society's filter mechanism for diseased, defective, or detrimental human vermin.

>>29036918
Requesting this video.

>>29029741
Thats downtown LA lmao

>>29030852
actually lost to this what the fuk

>>29030031
>drachenlord gets a council flat

>>29033425
he was dying, that last shot did nothing.

>>29037174
um, no, many agencies have LE restricted ammo. "the same power'... power isn't everything. temp cavity vs perm cavity, vs expansion, penetration, bonded or fragmented. has little to do with power. most LE handgun rounds are subsonic, ie. not "powerful"

>>29029730
Perfect soundtrack cue

>>29035213
>>29036050
>>29037172
heh a little makeup is all it takes

>>29034789
That was not a sucker punch, they were going at it face to face and the fatty was pretty much asking to get some. Black fella was just in the middle.

>>29034667
To be fair, that slanted bit looks like a terrible design

>>29037987
It was probably a necessity, not a design.

>>29035213
Till the bed breaks

>>29032354
the fact this idiot can't even set a ladder...

>>29032366
bet you she blamed the ladder

>>29032019
Every black man in that building probably became fucking feral

>>29029805
>>29032221
Chow Yun Fat

>>29030852
kek

>>29029793
>latinx
Kys nigger

>>29033278
>>29038183
No one uses it for real, I'm sure that anon is just having a giggle.

>>29035213
What's sad is I can see the hot girl under all that, but she destroyed it

>>29034692
my eyes are burning

>>29036444
Gravyael

>>29032221
Lol

>>29034619
I occasionally travel for work and stay in similar places. After I shit, I will hop up on the counter and hover my ass over the sink to wash myself . I'm hairy so this i have to do this to get clean. This guy makes food where I clean my asshole

>>29032221
>>29038130
Hambo

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? emaquiie

>>29038509
nigger, use the shower wtf

>>29032545
>listen to some boring as fuck and retarded life story guys
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

>>29032019
Cosmic horror

>>29029721 (OP)
fittest american tourist

>>29032522
He realised how cringey it was half way through then feigned injury to save face.

>>29033206
In all cases of high-performance fatties they have learnt their skills when slim and maintained them through the fattening phase.

>>29038223
The 50 feet heart attack

>>29038695
Can someone please explain to me like I'm five getting self rekt via fireworks? Are there people out there who are genuinely so stupid that they don't understand that fireworks are basically diet explosives?

>>29029793
>https://www.business-humanrights.org/en/latest-news/colombian-union-suing-coca-cola-in-death-squad-case/
You're telling me

>>29032532
"Living in America" starts playing

>>29034602
>Britons never will be slaves.
Topkek

>>29034717
Freight is supposed to go in the back

>>29032366
ladders have weight limits and lots of companies will cheap out and buy whatever. She's of course retarded for hoping the ladder.
My company initially bought ladders with a 100kg limit, office & break room chairs with a 50kg limit. when a supervisor's weight started to damage shit, they quietly upgraded everything to accommodate. the new shit has 150kg weight limits (~335lbs), it's probably inadequate still but close enough

>>29032492
you'd need to waterboard me to do this shit while a camera was pointed at me and this fucker is doing it for kicks

>>29036893
Is this what the iranian bunkers were hit with?

>>29034841
It is the smugness sort of getting off on forcing others to look at you that they seek. That freak superiority complex these sorts get, the type where they believe any attention is good attention.

>>29032327
I have a tumor over my eye, what is this cleaning you speak of?

>>29034692
I worked with a guy that went this route and i blame his friend for leading him in this direction. Anyway, i recognized the car so i grabbed it since id put a bit of the friend touch on his service, complete the job and go to hand off the keys and there she was. Halter top, and short shorts with their hair in a long pony tail. Eh, i guess he still sees his kid regardless so thats nice

>>29032320
>Banging on car window with a weapon.
Pure self defense. I wonder what happened before the video started.

>>29034703
What's with pewdiepie YLYL type shit
He even mimicked his swearing
Fuckin' weird

>>29038828
Yes. Just ask any surgeon after January 1st. People are that stupid.

>>29038913
Live action Goron

>>29032355
The best one yet the music is fitting big time

>>29034619
ew

>>29032619
>filename
topkek

>>29037604
Go outside

>>29032091
I'm dead

>>29030031
it's the scientist from dr strange love lmao

>>29032492
>Son of Odink
Lel

>>29034717
>Atlas

>>29036444
kek

>>29037754
It isn't restricted because of power or effectiveness but because of contracts to maintain availability. Sometimes you can find those heckin black-baby seeking hollerpoints from wholesalers.

>>29035529
lol