Thread 29035581

Gentle rekt thread, friends.

A giggle or two is fine also.

easy now

softly

>trend died before tiktok
what a shame

>>29035634
Eating tide pods died before tiktok as well. Or hell, old internet hoaxes that would lead to people harming themselves. The diy crystals that create toxic gas, spreading rumors that justin Bieber has cancer leading to teen girls shaving their heads, and people putting dry ice and salt on their bodies as a challenge. All the harmful shit left us before tiktok started...

Does anyone have the niggity nigg song video?

>>29035591
the girl in red absorbed like 25% of the impact otherwise he might be dead

>>29036520
Oh that's just Yuri being Yuri again. He'll get up eventually.

>>29036566
well it would be nice to at least have everyone know you aren't faking it for attention

>>29036520
you just know this guy wanted to take the kid out too

>>29036566
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas

>>29035581 (OP)
Lmfao that's a hell of a way to wake up

>>29036520
Why do suicels always act so fucking selfish? Just fucking die in a fire so your body disintegrates, always fucking jumping in traffic or off buildings or crashing their cars. Thats how you know faggots like this deserve death, so fucking worthless that they have to make the world worse even after they're gone

>>29036525
Even the champagne bottle knew to get away from those two retarded women as fast as possible.

>>29036573
My kid left a lego on the floor and I accidentally stepped on it. Luckily the hospital was near so I didn't bleed out like this guy.

>>29036841
Holy 2012 ifunny joke

>>29036520
Finally a normal human reaction, instead of everyone staring and uncontrollably running/screaming.

>>29036794
I'm so glad natural disasters get rid of mentally ill people like this
by the way she dresses she might be from my country or a couple of countries next to mine.

>>29036797
the whining of that dude in this video is the best part of it, why post it without sound

>>29036520
Why was there a bang before he hit the ground?

>>29037100
He went through the awning perhaps.

>>29036566
nice dubs but this is literally just a video of a dude having a grand mal epileptic seizure on camera. theres a sheddit post on it too, just looking up the text at the bottom shows you the real study on it, still scary to watch

>>29037390
What was he expecting to happen?

>>29037405
Damn, bro had a whole operation planned. Not a very good one though.

>>29037405
That shaman told him he was stab-proof. It's not his fault.

>>29036566
vax status?

>>29036794
Fake voiceover die in a pit of salt and broken glass

>>29037457
Can this be considered a form of cannibalism?

>>29037405

That monkey’s like a little jew snatching that kid.

>>29037457
I know china was like a rice colony until the 20th century but why are they so fucking weird with food? Specifically eating live animals and shit

>>29036865
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

>>29036597
You sround me pin pin baby pin pin, like a record baby pin pin pin pin

>>29037787
It’s because their own government likes the starve 10s of millions of them to death occasionally. Thats why they’ll eat almost anything.

>>29035634
>that cute smug look/smile as she looks into the camera to check the damage

She also looks hot as hell with her mouth wide open and eyes cute like that. She must be incredible to bang

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emaquiie

>>29036597
is he okay?

>>29037787
she literally tried to cook that damn bug

>>29038064
He returned to work, but he has to walk with a stick now.

>>29037925
Its make like a tree and leave, butthead

>>29035591
that's like the worst sort of crowd to get a head injury around, you just know they're gonna "help" by trying to pull him to his feet forcefully & shake his head/neck around

>>29036797
Genuinely love the apathy. Retards like him deserve to die. Anybody have the vid with sound?

>>29036783
Fucking LOOOOL

>>29037787
Tradtional medicine bullshit. To understand chinks, you must understand their cultural and religious roots, namely Taosim, and ancestor worships. They believe any wisdom passed on by their "great" ancestors are sacred, and respect it deeply. So if some retarded peasants in bumfuck nowhere pass it on by word of mouth that boiling tiger dick cures impotence, then that's what their descendants will believe, and propagate. That's the source of their obsession with weird food and remedies.

>>29038315
this is some cartoon shit

>>29036586
I don't always put things up my ass, but when I do...

>>29038294
That's hilariously sad.

>>29038339
what am I missing here?

>>29035584
fake as fuck

>>29038540
the rest of the video

>>29036586
crazy that this is how they harvest them

>>29036520
based babushka calmly leading the child away instead of screaming like a fucking retard

>>29038540
the joke

>>29036865
I just copied it from the filename. Wasn't even original.

>>29036586
But why is there blood all over before he does anything?

>>29037403
That's what journalists deserve.

>>29038943
So you like governments and huge multinational corporations fuck you in the ass and never get caught?

>>29038968
Journalists work for those you absolute sped

>>29037100
Broke the sound barrier on his way down

>>29038315
Oh come on that's a skit or ad isn't it

>>29038550
no it's not, shut up

>>29036586
Nice and warm, ready to serve

>>29038968
Yeah when was the last time the journalists did something about the gouvernments atrocities? At watergate?

>>29038315
Kino

>>29038339
Jesus...

>>29038968
>So you like governments and huge multinational corporations fuck you in the ass and never get caught
Thats the status quo. Why do you think thats something new? Dumb indian

>>29037394
kek

>>29038901
the ass is very vascular

>>29038901
He shoved a fucking (english) cucumber up his ass man.

>>29038943
If it werent for journalism we wouldnt have alot of these vidros ass hat

>>29038294
fucking spics

>>29039324
Vidros huh, cool. I'll doff my hat to the next journo I see.

>>29039317
An average (untrained) asshole should easily be able to take a cucumber without tearing. It might hurt the inner sphincter if you try to jam it in too fast, but it shouldn't actually tear the skin or veins. This person most likely did some other stupid shit, or tried to force it it dry or something. Or maybe he had already tried some other tools at home to try to get it out.

>>29039376
>An average (untrained) asshole should easily be able to take a cucumber without tearing.
the mucous membranes dry out and get enflamed easily, which can cause bleeding
i know it's kinda controversial these days but sodomy is uhh fucked up

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emaquiie

>>29038294
kek, I hate animals getting hurt but the dog will be fine and learnt a valuable lesson.

>>29039485
i'm only 21, but yeah, it freaks me out that most of the people here are like 40
makes me feel like i shouldnt be here or i fucked my life up

>>29036525
top kek

>>29039517
true
i just hope the dude filming wasn't the owner, otherwise the dog might trust them less

>>29038943
>Think you're red-pilled
>You're actually NOT
lmfao

>>29039595
Both. Get out while you still can. For comparison, I've been on here since you were 2.

>>29038321
Fucking blueballed me, no one watch this shit.

>>29039595
>makes me feel like i shouldnt be here or i fucked my life up.
too late faggot you are here forever.
am 28 by rhe way

>>29035581 (OP)
When fall from height dream became a real thing.

>>29036775
>noooo think about how many people you're inconveniencing with your suicide!!!
you sound like a cuck

>>29037977
Do you have a brain damage anon?

>>29039631
Man am i glad every time I punched out a window while piss drunk I still had the sense to not follow all the way through. Still hard not to cut your hand though

>>29036573
/GIF/ is such a wonderful place. While you scroll among memes and porn you come across person with body rearranged inside out in agonising pain.

>>29037572
No. Cannibalism is when an organism eats another member of its own species, say human eat human, mantis eat mantis, for example.

>>29039759
Anon was implying that she's a bug or crustacean person.

>>29038064
Yeah he just had to unwind.

>>29037470
one more week, nigger. one more.

>>29036794
Hubris

>>29039765
Even that, it's still not considered cannibalism because shrimps aren't bugs. And crustacean person ? That doesn't make any sense.

>>29039950
>Want to laugh at the potato getting hurt
>Laugh at the farts instead
Fuck I feel so childish

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued? emyzeth

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts? emyzeth

>>29039975
I think it is the combination of the moans and the farts that makes it hilarious, either sound on its own would merely be funny.

>>29039793

kek

>>29036797
haha, literally a scene from one of my fav movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGp9PHF5tus

>>29036612
happened before

TT>>29035581 (OP)
I really enjoy watching people get hurt I imagine it to be unwelcome scum I hate most. Burn in hell

>>29036580
>>29036581
damn these are certified classics

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued? emaquiie

>>29036653
This is missing the ending, dude on the left gets up and gets shocked on the frame again trying to leave, then gets up again and leaves

>>29040337
If I were that parent, I would want to revive that guy so I could murder him slowly for murdering my baby.

>>29036572
>Help me step bro, I'm stuck

>>29036797
with sound

>>29039517
>>29039601

Lol look at these weak faggots, suck harder bitches. That's just nature.

>>29035591
>>29038181
>that's like the worst sort of crowd to get a head injury around, you just know they're gonna "help" by trying to pull him to his feet forcefully & shake his head/neck around
Damn right. If you can't handle the knocks don't go in a mosh pit or stage dive.

>>29040759
Massive fag

>>29039727
Yo babe check out deez kicks

>>29037403
>I am here making a profit for multi-national conglomerates by generating ad revenue and working on behalf of special interest groups and curropt officials
Why did he think this line would earn him special treatment?

>>29038540
its a bait video designed to get (You)s

anyone got the webm of the guy falling off the power lines, but it looks like he just fell from the sky?

>>29039701
we never found out what happened.

>>29036596
Yo that's kinda gay

>>29036597
Jannie clean it up!

>>29039724
You sound like you will never be a woman. Thoughts?

>>29038634
Have a kek

>>29036572
What is that machine? Pants presser? Waffle maker?

>>29036794
Wages of sin.

>>29040591
My wife wouldve shot both of these niggers immediately.

>>29040949
i don't think german shepherds would naturally be around electric eels, that's enabled by human civilization and fast global transport
but also, i agree it's not a big deal in this case
i just think if it's the dog owned by the dude filming & laughing, it might end up with behavior issues later on & bite him or something
just unnecessary bullshit waiting to happen in the future, all because some dumbfuck unequipped to train a dog decided he needed a dog

>>29039950
I was actually thinking about this clip last night and wishing someone would post it. The deep bass timbre on that flatulence is so impressive.

>>29039614
>>29039716
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>29039595
There are a lot of people here that walked in in 2005 and got trapped and can't leave.

>>29040337
it's hilarious how tragic this is

>>29040759
>Amy please!
>bro why are you doing this?
I hope it's because he called her "bro".

>>29038339
What is happening here what am I missing?

>>29036580
Please someone post the one with “flash” by Queen sound bed. I’ve looked for ages and have even tried to make my own

>>29041543
Subtitles. I don't understand what she is saying

>>29041569
It's a nothingburger that occasionally (always) gets posted. The inside joke is to act like it's bad as a bait to make newfags waste a handful of seconds rewatching it.

>>29037457
is that a mantis shrimp?

>>29041694
There is no doubt in my mind that is southern california right there.

>>29036775
i've said it before and i'll say it again jumpers are the biggest faggots of all time. they consistently kill themselves for retarded bullshit reasons and are all attentionwhores. there are 900 million videos of women theatrically jumping off bridges and buildings because their 3 week boyfriend dumped them, or guys standing on a ledge waiting for a huge crowd and rescue operation to form so they can jump off at the last second and waste everybody's time. pill/shotgunners are much more respectable.

>>29041663
High IQ behavior

>>29038321
brutal

>>29041694
If I lived there I would have called the police on them as soon as I saw them setting up the ramps

>>29041623
is this nigger autistic and has a tick for saying "you hear me"? is it a bloods culture thing? a couple times it almost sounds like he forgets to say it and has to correct himself 2-3 seconds later

>>29039238
No build up? No foreplay? If I was jerking my meat to these videos I don't even think I could climax to this. Fucking disgusting, it's like amateur hour at the strip club.

>>29041574
Only 'flash' related thing I have

>>29041801
Was that David goggins getting KO'd?

>>29041194
No balls are touching, tho

>>29041298
Human juicer.

>>29038294
What even happened to the dog?

>>29040759
What a pussy, just stitch it up and drink 1 quart of OJ, you'll be fine.

>>29036437
fake
gay

>>29041543
The irony is a country her people built and a country white people built.

>>29040591
Destroys her door and his girl assaults her, then a takes a picture of the plate. this is sub 75 IQ shit here.

>>29036525
why are horses so faggy?

>>29042401
that's an eel. what do eels do? johnny, open up your marine biology book to page 75 and follow along

>>29042401
Got nerve gassed

>>29040591
top kek
damn near instant karma
that bitch needs to be arrested for assault

>>29041543
grass is always gereener, she found out the hard way.
probably a good thing though, at least she understands why those types are hated.

>>29037403
fascist thugs with a badge

>>29039950
Thanks chatgpt

>>29038901
he had internal rupture that caused bleeding

>>29042520
this you?

>>29041652
fucking dumb cunt

>>29042520
fuck you

>>29042598
This needs the bowling strike sound.

>>29042455
you can't properly punish them as they're such a big animal, so they mostly go unchecked in their faggy asshole behavior. It's why you're meant to put them down when they show disobedience or aggression.

>>29036586
Ratatouille

>>29042651
Lmfao, niggers can be so amusing sometimes

>>29042598
fake

>>29042641
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>29038968
No but journalists certainly do

>>29042787
It's obvious that she was trying to jump back on the seat, you know.

>>29042651
Might be misremembering, but doesn't the guy shit himself when he gets tripped the first time? I swear you hear it.

>>29042455
They are prey animals. They scare easily and their first instinct is to run away.
Although they can be trained out of that instinct (see: war and police horses), that requires time and effort.

>>29037977
this

>>29036437
old world 4chan where the primary sport was trying convince people, both /b/tards & normies, to do the dumbest shit imaginable to see if they'd fall for it

>>29041543
>>29041623
reminds me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0m4rcx0of4

>>29037403
American cops didn't give a fuck about your press credentials in the 60's what makes you think that mentality has changed?

>>29037403
Pigs are subhuman

>>29038095
kek what the fuck

>>29042454
like the dumb motherfuckers who call the cops saying their dealer ripped them off. I saw one cop talking about him and his buddies raided a weed dealer, they cart the dude away and are processing the house, some dumb motherfucker knocks on the door and asks for an ounce... there's cops everywhere... they tell him to go round back.

>>29042715
I mean, classic bait but there is some truth to it. Gore posters are universally fucked in the head and detriments to society.

>>29040337
Being a father now makes this hard to watch.

>>29042676
Lost. Hahaha

>>29039755
Sounds like you should go all the way next time

>>29041663
I'd bet that's Adelaide's northern suburbs

verbal rekt

>>29042609
watched a reality tv show where one of the contestants punched a horse bc it stepped on his foot, the trainer reminded him "remember horses are bigger than you and they know that, it'll feel your punch but it's kick can kill you"
contestant got booted from the show

>>29043070
>watched a reality tv show where one of the contestants punched a horse bc it stepped on his foot, the trainer reminded him "remember horses are bigger than you and they know that, it'll feel your punch but it's kick can kill you"
>contestant got booted from the show

>>29043194
yep, and the contestant was punching a trained jousting horse, it would have murked him in a second if it wanted to.

>>29043195
wtf is this

>>29043218
>wtf is this
russian share house

>>29043145
saar wars

>>29041848
Impressive.

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emaquiie

>>29041298
Serigraph machine you fucking mongol, says right there on the filename. This one is a clamping machine, it presses down with a mesh and prints designs onto shirts or banners we had a couple at my old studio. I don't think this killed him these machines can't press down with too much force maybe he just got stuck but I've heard of people losing a finger on these.

>>29041483
because he beat the fuck out of her lmfao

>>29043420
chatted this chick and she disappointed me.

>>29043056
Oh my word...
I did not see that coming lmao

>>29035591
>on stage
>doesnt stage
dont these retards know on stage everything is staged? when you do stuff like this you have people in the audience instructed for the initial movement and first practice this shit in a save environment

>>29041717
>>29041731
Kek

>>29041750
Holy fuck that was a close call.

>>29043189
Fake as fuck.

Remember to not drive stupid

>>29042965
Look at the log that escapes his pant leg anon.

>>29042687
>"I'ma just gonna shoot myself in the dick."

>>29042719
You just can't get enough worker like this.
Blessed

>>29041848
bro if i was a european i woulde impregnate a bunch of whores in sweden germany italy pack my stuff and get the fuck out of there asap to japan argentina australia or bumfuck nowhere in usa ....

>>29041836
Who do you think Kemp is talk to here, it's not exactly top grass.
These dudes could be so much more, they are molded by the "ecosystem", hardstuck in the mindset they know whole life. They can't possibly see other options.
It's beyond fucked..we live in society.

I have spoken

>>29043591
Yea because you are coward and quitter.
There is still time to change your ways.
HH nigga

>>29043576
Recklessness of highest order.
Stupid motherfuckers.

>>29042787
Now that's a RUG burn

>>29041727
The brothers Karamazov mentioned one bitch killing herself literally just because she thought it was romantic to do it in that picturesque location.
It's on the first page of the book I think. That's how far I got.

>>29043188
Why do have the need to wreck ourselves for absolutely no gain, no reward ??

You willingly/unknowingly wage your continuation the your life the way you know it for what ?

Don't get me wrong i've done it too, i've done some things that hurt me and even some that could end catastrophically.

Why we don't think of the consequences more when jumping head first into empty pool ?

>>29043259
holy shit

The most "gentle rekt" I've ever seen is probably this.

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless? emaquiie

>>29043231
>>29043660
Like this, what is here to gain ?
What street cred will this earn you if everything went A O KAY and you just burned your whole buy and not the house ?

You survive with second degree burns and think maybe next time we can roll down a hill in burning barrel filled with LEGO because nobody would give me cred for riding burning sled again.

Love how the only precaution was a standing mattress at the bottom, genius.

>>29043195
>>29043218
>>29043231

>>29043039
She took it like a queen. Dude did not held back in slightest what bellend.

>>29043721
She was in on it anon, she's laughing her ass off after the kick connected.

>>29035591
>>29043513
Damn I didn't know that.
I thought it was because he was super high up instead of two feet like they normally do.
No way in hell they would be able to catch him without someone getting seriously hurt, real or planned with catchers.

>>29043195
Drunkard and druggie worst nightmare, a stair

>>29038634
fucking got me hard

>>29043056
>Come on Fernando you got this you trained for this, you are prepared. The previous mistakes will NOT hold you back.Today is your lucky day...

>Neighbor, neighbor, neeeeiiighboor.. * clears throat ..... neighbor.

>>29042676
The petard not even hit the ground after the throw, it ignited propeller like rocket stayed in the air aiming directly at her face and blast off..knock out.

>>29036586
pickle surprise!

>>29043723
Yea i saw it's cool, still you never know what you getting into with drunk friends or randoms.

I once agreed to friend running up the wall bouncing off kicking me in the head while wearing motorcycle helmet. It was so much impact that helmet spun backward on my head bruising me, it was not what i expected.

>>29037390
Is this guy made of butter or are we humans so soft and squishy?

>>29043795
yes

>>29038901
Who design these ? Nacies ?

>>29042520
And the police too.

>>29042270
no, stay hard.

>>29043598
what the fuck are you talking about bitch eu governments are fighting the wihte men in his fuckin countries spreading nigger all over europe legislate laws that its against white man interest open your fuckin eyes its time for white men to start act barbaric and degenerate again in clown world. spread your genes and to the next whore

>>29037403
I guess he was ...
NOT impressed .

>>29043850
Yea, keep talking.
You don't have sister? Girlfriend ? female friend ? But surely you have mother.
>spread your genes and to the next whore
Pack your stuff and leave, don't let the door hit you in your crusty ass.

>>29043862
yeah keep jerking off to porn you fuckin faggot and do nothing

>>29043874
You got hurt a bit ?
You could not spread genes even if natural selection took a vacation. In the current state of mind you have no chance.
Get to work anon man up

>>29043898
you want to act civilised and nice be a wage slave ? raise a kid among this subhumans >>29041848
and i mean subhuman filth ? good luck i guess

>>29043874
i also play vide games.

CAPTCHA: HANS D lol

>>29042455
Horses are fucking horrible animals. Even the best trained ones can suddenly sperg out and kill you (or other horses) for mildly irritating them, or sometimes for no reason at all.

>>29037390
Kek this happened to me a few days ago, buddy had a custom bowie knife made and he sent me his old one cause I'm a poorfag. Was kinda just mildly flicking it around while reading something and I knicked my stomach. Fortunately it just barely broke skin but I got a 6 inch scar on my tummy now

>>29043949
Sharps are knife who knew.

>>29041652
hot
she should get abortion tattoos on her belly

>>29043195
kek

>>29036573
Why is there no blood fountain? Some guy punches glass and there's a waterfall, this guy gets his leg mangles and there's a few smudges on the ground.

>>29041823
Rightly so.
Not only you would save him and bike form harm but also his buddy saying "Oh No" the moment he went air born.

>>29041694
I almost certain this was the better scenario, if he landed on the ramp he would got messed up so bed.
Look at that thing, how it's built and the impact of the motorcycle on the road.

>>29041717
Hes snobby face beforehand.
lost

>>29043962
Probably cauterized from explosion?

>>29041738
saved and thumb up

>>29041194
Hello new friend.

>>29040337
He just dropped in to see the baby.

>>29041717
Her snobby face beforehand.
lost

>>29043962
Drop in blood pressure from the size of the wound. If you hit a single artery the blood is coming out of a smaller hole and shoots out at higher speed and covers more distance/area. Try it with a pouch full of liquid with first a small hole and then cut it in half.

>>29044021
But the... the Anime ..

>>29041194
>>29043985
Dude is elbow deep in 2 other men and anon says "kinda gay"
Anon is not brand new, but is still getting used to the way anons think.

>>29043056
The white man is forced to stoop down and equalize himself to the nigger. This is sad. There are literally black cops that arrest white Americans. Wtf.
I'm from sa BTW.

THIS IS YOUR AMERICA. YOUR FOREFATHERS GAVE AMERICA TO YOU

>>29044107
So you telling us that man fisting two other dude's assholes is gay ?

>>29044139
Go back to slumber okay

>>29043576
Gran Autismo V

>>29043038
Well aren't you cute. Stupid. But cute.

>>29043997
That's just drunk anon...

>>29043030
Fuck society. Just a giant pussy making machine. Most men these days are too squeamish to see blood let alone kill a man.

>>29042609
>>29042971
>>29043946
Mule is the better animal

>stronger
>smarter
>lazier(?)
>will make a bond with you

>>29036596
>filename

>>29041738
does this count? or has to have the rider?

>>29044774
It has to have the rider, without him it is not actually partaking in the race.

>>29043804
here you can see a group of infant germanicus bavarien engaging in a playfight. Notice how one succesfully performs an artillery barrage at 0:06, oh. There he goes. It seems what this specimen was exhibiting in remarkable intellect he lacked in raw barbarian strength.

>>29039724
>you sound like a cuck
Stupid cunt.

>>29041727
>there are 900 million
Don't forget the trillions who died in the Holocaust.

>>29044977
Do a flip faggot.

>>29041823
>I would have called the police on them as soon as I saw them setting up the ramps
100%. I doubt the neighbors appreciated Evel Knievel moving in.

>>29038339
Holy shit thats horrible

>>29041636
Stop lying you piece of shit. Yes, you don't see it immediately, but you'll get it soon enough. Trust me, it's worth it.