>>29098705
my girlfriend is a lifter chick so she has really nasty farts from the protein she eats. she doesn't have a fart fetish herself but she loves to indulge me. she's the dominant one and she has set this goal to fart on my face whenever possible, even in public if we're on a hike, alone in an elevator, in a changing room, etc. so we have lots of stories. afaik nobody has ever spotted us
one of our favorite things to do is since we study/work at the same campus, every day when she takes lunch she comes to my office to sit on my face and rip ass while she eats.
i gotta marry this one cause I'm never gonna have it better than this
