IT'S CRAB WORLD ALL DAY AND NIGHT IN THIS FUCKING AQUARIUM, BABY! ONLY CRABS OR CRABBY CREATURES LIKE SEA LOBSTERS AND DICK LOBSTERS! NO PUBIC LICE BECAUSE ONLY THE FAGGOT SMARTASS MONKES CALL PUBIC LICE THAT, INFERIOR BIPEDAL PRICKS! Fuck seagulls and octopussies too, POST CRAAAAAAAAABS!
>>29090054that's a clean chop
if only south american gangs would remove fingers this cleanly
>>29090061No kidding lolz
LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO TO IMITATE A FRACTION OF REAL CRAB POWER!
SHE TOOK HALF OF EVERYTHING
NOT EVEN THE METAL JEW CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF THE CLAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEolSjlcqng
>>29090156Bro that other cuttlefish was like "oh sweet a tasty as crab!"
did you know some crabs can swim
>>29090156They’re way too smart I tells ya!!
does anyone have the chinese guy assembling the golden crab for 2 minutes while metal gear rising music plays?
>>29090265there's a really good version of this iwth audio
i can't find anything anymore though, except fucking tiktoks and youtube shorts
>>29090075That be Ms. Krabs, not Mr...
Mantis shrimp close enough?
>>29090567>Be me>2 years old>still crabchelor>find prospective mate>she's eating her last relationship>Clawn around to impress her>>works>Hitting that shell raw, crab>Bout to butter the fuck outta it>Flip bitch on her back>See stomach lice, to my chagrin>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injury>crabrollthefuckout.pngAnyways, that's how I found out about how us crabs get "crabs". Only that ours is a single lice that eats our penis and makes us bitches. Crab bitches.
>>29090706See
>>29090724The ocean is gay as fuck, crabnon.
>>29090722Counts as a dick lobster, very yes, crabnon!
>>29090724what in the fuck did i just read
if i've taken anything from this thread, crabs have it rough
>>29090831We have our days, vidrel:
>>29090023>FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAS...ACKKek full stop
>>29090939Brother thought he was heading home :'(
>>29090129damn that lobster really do be writing numbers
>>29091021hand out of frame
>>29090031oh so that's how crabs are made
>>29091027are you retarded?
>>29090620I went through Hell trying to find this.
>>29090156how does it know what it looks like without a mirror? fake
>>290910689/10, trolling is a art.
You r retarded, Priscilla Hermosillo. Cancun-River, eh? Thought so, Priscilla. Go back to UC Berkeley and stop fucking your dog named Foxy. You piece of Shit.
>>29091057oh wow, i hadn't seen that one
i found the audio my version had:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-pLdutL-PU
it was the above audio except the music continued & he kept screaming
>>29090012>Screeches like a kid,doesn't even try to pull the crab off.
>>29091099Oh damn, haven't seen that one.
>>29091114that one freaks me otu
it's like a spider egg sac but crabbier
>>29090999Romans stole crab architecture, ackchyually.
somebody post those two webms about:
>this kills the crab
>this resucites the crab
>>29091415Everything evolves into crabs.
>>29091240Can't wait till (((they))) get exactly what they deserve
>>29092944ok where can i get one?
>>29090722Is there any fucking reason they need to be cooked alive? Got what she deserved.
>>29093282Crab meat starts to become ammonia-toxic, starting from the carapace, immediately after death. You boil them alive, they die immediately and such a process is immediately halted as the meat flashcooks and also halts bacterial proliferation entirely.
Of course, the best way to kill them like that is to first put them in ice water for a few mins to stun, then fully immersed into a raging boil pot that can be fully submerged in, close. Crab won't even be aware it's gone.
>>29093282they have no empathy. even after she has experienced pain, she will not understand that other living things experience pain.
>>29093319>>29093320CONFLICTING CRABMIND?
>Don't let it be over, damnit, more crabs!
>>29090031Video is reversed.
Everyone here should fucking kill themselves, you fucking bastards.
>>29092577absolutely fucking nothing willchange, except social tension/unrest will be higher & more wealth will myseteriously be sucked upwards
>>29090012That is a solid friend right there
>>29094799Thanks I was wondering
>>29091099I have a very similar one
>>29090194RULES OF NATUREEE
>>29094905Fuck off back to your tranny threads, homo.
>>29090831I understand now why intelligent life may hesitate to contact us
>>29091240kek but also fucked up lol
>>29090194RAIDEN, STOP THAT BLADE
BACK FROM THE DEPTHS, WITH STORY TIIMEEEE
after I'm done making some OC
>>29090811>>29091679>>29092102Clawd to oblige:
>Be me>10 years old now>Still fucking crab on this kalpa>"Still alpha on this kalpa">Having defeated my share of:>>Penis lice>>Gay lobsters>>IRS Agents>And even>>Dabbled in some fruit >>29090012>But nothing prepared me for what happened that one day>>Crabjement Day>Down on my luck>Bitch (actual crab bitch) took half my sperm jelly>Genetically poor now, no crabbitches wanna get down with>The Clawde>Have 500K child custody cases pending, no way I oozed that much jelly>ItsOver.sea>Check for the nearest brine pool>Jackpot, a few knots aheadThen I see it
>The Deep Water Jew>Barely had time to react>Some faggot aliens decide to shine their beams on me>WarOfTheCrabworlds.swf on this bitch>Dodge the slippery heeb's grasp, could almost feel my coral score lowering>Pride as crab ignites>DontLoseYourWay.mp3>Continue dodging, aliens watch my match>>"I spit in ye' eye, Bird'sEye!">>>Almost entirely spent, armor heavy, hydraulic systems weary>Crab pisketti>Then>"GLUB GEVAL--!!!>>vidrel>Molted my shell right there, not even ashamed to admit>Snout God leaves, considers me the winner in this nautical boutAnyways, Crabnons, I didn't feel like dying much, afterwards. I went back home, and fixed my life around. Also ate the wife and kids on my return but hey, that's crab life ;)
>>29096463>Customs officer:Do you guys smuggle any crabs be honest ?>Crab smugglers: HAHAHAHAHAH..... No>Officer: all right you good to go.>5 minutes later
>>29090008 (OP)I had this picture saved, it was reverse joke.
There were tho human sized lobsters with aprons in the kitchen throwing human baby into pot of boiling water.
One turning said to the other lobster:
"I hate the way they scream when you boil them"
To which the other lobster replies:
"It's not screaming, it's just the air escaping"
i was trying to jerk off now i'm watching crab videos
>>29096758yea, that is also why you will never reach any of your goals in life if keep getting distracted so easily .
>>29093319>>29093605>>29093327>>29090999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEco8OCiS8
>>29090526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
>>29096651THAT JOKE SUCKED! THE CLAWSECUTION TAKES OFFENSE AT THIS!
>>29097247You don't speak for whole clawsecution, you are a mere snippet of the whole CLAW.
Remember that young crab
>>29091240This is the only way anyone will remember that faggots name
>>29097561Stop raping kids
>>29097596NOONE DISTURB THE AQUARIUM LARVA!
>>29096888https://youtu.be/2jGSJ6zQ0i4?feature=shared
>>29090008 (OP)>Be crab, as ocealn>5 years old this time>Back to parents place, investments in Walgae Reef didn't pan out, coral score is broken>Go to shore for a pack of smokes, and smoke>Fire doesn't work underwater, this isn't Spongebob, crabba>Come back with a pack of Kelpboros, fuck ye>There's that cunt cum-stained piss-beaked bird there>>*SQWAAAWK!!!*>'S been annoying me since I returned to me poppop's place>Pecking at my chelicate, shitting on my shrimp feeding grounds>Friggin' air jew>Fucker's dining on Crabbert, my old bully from Harvcrab that molted bigger than all of us, what a tragedy>"Eh, fuck 'im", see old good mate perched on tree, exclaim with crab laughter>Have crabmind moment together>Near the coconut tree, enjoying me smoke>Dumb bird almost done, went full bris on poor ol' Crabbert>>"Oi, take a beak at these claws if you're done guzzling fish sticks, you huge bird bitch!">Cunt's now heard me>Squaks like a retard>>"Oi, yeah, that'll be the sound you'll make when I shove my claw up your cloaca and turn you into a feathered popsicle", raising claw menacingly from near base of it>Doesn't even bother running this time, faggot now FLIES AT ME>airwolf.mp3>Starts pecking at me>Use the ancient martial art of Crab Naga >Evade most beak strikes, parry some>Corraled at base of tree, menacing squak>"Give me your worst, ye jizz-shitting prick">*SQU-AAAACCK--*>Head limps to side, bird gets lifted>Coconut crab homie just catched us both dinner >crabrave.mp3
>>29099230Did you jus came up with this for the thread ?
>>29090156They yearned for each other now they are gay.
>>29099354They aren't called "cutecuddlefish" for nothing, Crabnon
>>29099245My life ain't no lie, crabbrotha
v ____ v
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>>29090626Puffers are incredibly viscious.
>>29090740Kek. It's a Rock lobster.
I know it's a crawdad.
>>29099407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn26ZJhSJ94
>>29099387https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d6-Q6dlJQPo
>>29091068Cuttlefish ? More like Cuttle poser, posing as crab brotha.
Maybe be look like one but can never be one nor understand the depth
>>29090008 (OP)Hey guys I am a crip gang member and the word crab is how you diss us so can you please delete this thread, it's very disrespectful
>>29090129chat is this real
>>29090023do crabs even feel pain?
I've never heard a crab scream in pain before.
>>29090265id be fucking scared
>>29091057lmao best one so far
>>29099894CRABBA, U CRAZY!
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>>29095706YES
that's the one i was remembering ,actually
tyvm
>>29096758based
based OP, descending into the depths of hell to show everyone the primordial light/glory of crabs
>>29095794yes...
they'll probably contact the dolphins first at this rate
>>29100184>31 years old>Old man crab now>Chilling at bottom of ocean in Japan>Got here catching a ride on many a poaching vessel in the late 90's>With partner of almost twenty years>Millions of crabs sired all over life together>Even Spielberg wouldn't believe the numbers>ThatsCrabmore.ocn>That one day, is the day we all crab kind must face>Molting day>For in this day, we don't only shed our armor out and regrow our limbs (a little)>We are also at risk of the process going wrong and killing us>or simply running out of energy and dying inside of our shells, suffocated>Hidden together on underwater fortress cavern>Primo crab estate>Hold her claw one last time before we go into molting trance>
>Back from being One with the Sea>Armor feels solid, molting succesful>"Did you also had the dream of being bipedal an--">>Kaniko isn't moving at all>Got stuck halfway through her shell>Contemplate the scene, meditate for a bit while in complete stillness>*crab poke*>*poker face*>March forward, dig in and begin to eat>I can only think of the happiness we had together, tearing morsel from morsel out of her>Must survive the molt for both of us>The same claws that digged the burrows of our children>The same ones I held before and after every molt until this one>"I could use more butter", I listen to her mockingly saying in her crab voice, at the back of my crabmind>Wipe my eye stalks and resume feeding>I'm a fucking giant crab
>>29096758this is why 4chan is great, apart from the weird far right queer hating shit
>>29100816This is peak ily crabnon <3
yea it should be more known that there are humane ways to kill crabs and crustaceans that dont involve shoving them (and sometimes not even submerging them) in boiling water, ive seen a few too many disturbing vids regarding that, the main idea is “spiking” the central nervous system of the crab but this is only after you have stunned it, one way is using cold temperatures to stun the animal, and theres some fancy chef technology shit that stuns them with electricity shits literally called a “crustastun” But yeah thats the overall idea of it. Come on. would u like to be tossed into boiling water reaching about half way up your body? ofc not, and its evident that the crabs dont like it either as in all the videos ive seen of it happening they actively try to escape before their movement comes to a stop. shits brutal but ye i hope this is appreciated by atleast someone
>>29090129look at the other writing. its a Chinese crab.
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>>29091027no shit, you fucking faggot
>>29090265They fly now?!
They fly now!
Fun fact, there's a type of parasitic barnacle that attaches itself to male crabs and fucks with their hormones to make them develop and behave like female crabs.
>>29100816this is like the movie "up"
Crabbarots still crabbing strong
What's going through his head at this moment?
>>29094799No it's not retard
>>29090031this ressurrects the crab.
>>29102831What the fuck is that? Bread?
>>29090156racist fish trying to do cultural appropriation
>>29095706"THEY FLY NOW?!"
"ayy, I'm a fuckkin crab."
> Would some awesome anon please post
>>29090265"Engaging fly mode"
>>29103633OI, I AM A FUCKIN' CRAB, BATTY BOY!
>>29103596i dont wanna know lol
>>29102888Yes it is, rabbi
>>29103596Looks like a sea sponge.
>>29090167worst way to go, getting your ass ate to death
>>29099387The most adorable thing I've ever seen a crab do
>>29092102There's a good youtube channel for mantis shrimp vs other fish
look for scrimps and dom
>>29090075Right in the crussy
>>29090295When it's got you, it's got you
>>29090295why does it keep coming back?
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>>29104218crabbi, if you will
>>29090129WHO BE TEACHING DEY SEA SNIPPER MAFFS
>>29105778this could be a good asset for a game
maybe a loading icon, idk
>>29103596Yes, from the sea bred
>>29090008 (OP)Convergent Evolution means most undersea crustaceans will eventually be crabs.
If we praise them early, we won't be left behind.
>>29094799wrong this is the secret CIA crab factory, schlomo.
>>29106879>The land goyim knows
>>29100816Your crabtelling is exquisite my crustacean
>>29107081Much crabpreciatted, my crab
>>29107279THE CLAWSECUTION CHEERS!
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https://youtu.be/yxMofiJ8MiE?si=NlYPDdRLU1GcbgDb
>>29103596That is a whole cow tripe stomach
Don’t know what’s inside but it is not supposed to be cooked in that way,
>>29095179not with that attitude.
>>29092577if you want something done right, do it yourself. don't rely on others
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It's amazing this thread is still going.
How many crab things do one have.
>>29090167Why does that fish have tribal tattoos? Its not 1998 anymore
>>29091057I have always been curious how they got this shot since they would have to be swimming backwards and up the whole time.
>>29093605those gains come early.
>>29108716>Mr. Krabstal 2: Share the Patty
https://youtu.be/LJCTRpvBOb8
>>29108407My guess is a camera on a string with a piece of meat attached to it or something similar.
>>29090265imagine a spider doing this in the air
>>29096119Crabtastic, fuckin kino tale my nautical craberino.
Fucking Alien space jews this fucking crustacean gonk is getting fucking high in bikini bottom off volcanic vent fumes and cheap crabussy. I bet this cooked crawfish thinks the fucking lochnes' faggster is real to.
Fyuck outta hear with this sea horse shit.
>>29099903At this time there is no quantitative way to directly measure pain, but crabs behave as if they are in pain when injured (loss of appetite, guarding the injured limb, moving away from the source of injury).
>>29111891the classic
>>29111411i never really thought about loss of appetite as a signifier for pain, but yeah
that's creepy
i hate the antichrist i hate the antichrist
>>29090094as a kid i though puffers were cool because of the puffing. As an adult i think they're cool because their mouths are fucking rock crushers.
>>29090722so they even really understand anything about the animals they eat? Mantis Shrimp are one of the most pound for pound aggressive and successful predatory animals on the planet. This is like a texan trying to grill a live Copperheads.
>>29090295this kills the crab
>>29101352I appreciate you anon
Also it's amazing this thread is still going. A shimmer of light in an otherwise BBC world
>>29112685>BBCTHEY SPAM YOUR AIRWAVES WITH ADS, UGLY PEOPLE, AND ADS WITH UGLY PEOPLE!
ALSO AIDS.
>>29112718You're right that had no place in such a sanctuary. My mistake crabnon.
Please continue crabbing
>be crab
>young crab this time
>chilling at bottom of ocean
>hungover as fuck
>Suddenly
>Some heavy shit almost crushes me
>Crab instincts save me, do a crabber roll
>"...Monkey cage"
>See monkey dancing inside it, two other monkeys using their freaky polyappendaged meat claws to shine lights to each other
>creepyfuckers.ocn
>Decide to fuck with them tho
>Managed to crabbacopter on top of cage
>Their weak non-crab gills can't take the Ocean style, and all yeet upwards soon enough
>Monkeys on top of boat see me as their caged boyfriend gasps for air once the party lifts up
>They holler like retards, assume The Clawde is friendly
>Amused at The Clawde's balls of calcium to climb to give 'em a scrape
>>Big mistake
>Crab-leaped on closest land faggot, the one that looked the most like a pirate, the Somali kind
>Went full klaw fu on his britches
>His then friend tries to help him with the top of a cooler
>>He also looks like a pirate, but the butt kind
>Swings full baseball league on a crabba,
>But a crab know to use the ancient art of "release"
>ThreeStooges.swf
>Scramble around the floor while the two land lobsters kiss each other, their caged faggot friend still hollering suspended middair kek
>Head for brain section of boat
>Shinies that make boat run, located
>*crab yoink*
>*crab run*
>Land faggot still in cage, seeing my escape in disbelief
>"Bonjour, you air-breathing jew!", drop backwards ala Jack Costeau down to the ocean
>Drop the shinies right on exact spot they almost crushed me on
>Crabswim behind some rocks
>TheyDroppedTheCageKEK
>goodbyehorses.mp3
>Get bored after third hour of watching monkeys search for keys
>>29090265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DTV54w1_oc
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>>29111891OK this post is really good.
>>29090031There's a video like this of a newly build robo cattle slaughter facility that is like this. It's fucking insane. I can't find it.
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>>29090626Surprised that the millipede went down easy. Or is their toxin from their food source?
>>29114297WHO LEFT THEIR LANDRAT HERE, AND WHY IS IT POSTING PICTURES OF THE ARBY'S MENU IN THE AQUARIUM?
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>>29114340dude just fucking vanished
>>29090526imagine the smell
>carcinization
why does nature want us to be crabs?
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>>29115679cute
i'm bookmarking this thread forever
with crabanon on our side maybe we could dismantle the CIA
>>29115862crab intelligence agency
What a glorious thread. To the side crabbros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfF3XCGE5A
>>29091671CRAB BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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this thread started off with good crab'ms
>>29091074one could learn one thing or two from this video
>>29090295D E L T A P
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>>29090724>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injuryYou ok?
>>29090999The perfect trap.
Nice triples.
im dieing im dienggggggg more boiling crustaceans pleaz
CrustaceanPosting is something i didnt expect here
An ancient t classic that haven't been posted here surprisingly!
A Lil Ghost crab enjoying a meal!
>>29117432what is it eating?
i guess crabs are scavengers, right?
they eat stuff that sits on the seafloor?
>>29117441YES i was looking for this one
not properly compressed though, it's fucked up
>>29117455No clue but looks pinkish. I guess meat
Now this one I know what it's eating
Has anyone ever been bitten by a crab?
>>29101310Do you ever take a look at yourself and contemplate suicide? Because you should.
>>29117515I think you can't be bitten by crabs since their anatomy doesn't allow them to pass big chunks of anything trough their mouthparts. I don't have a gif of their anatomy but their "mouth" looks like a pair of teeth covered by a pair of mini legs. Everything tends to come already cut or smashed thanks to their claws
>>29090008 (OP)Thank God, humanity has hope
>>29101310Ehem
>Simple sabotage field manual>General Devices for Lowering Morale and Creating Confusion
>(c)
>>29117489fucking based, ty
>>29117513aw man that's cute
i used to feed strawberries to a turtle when i was very young, that reminds me of it
You tryin' to run game on a crabba?
>>29100816Pouring a bottle of tartar sauce for Kaniko, my crabba.
>>29090922>crab painting above windowcrabbin'
inb4 longface lobster jew spams thread with barnacle blackened claws
>>29101424>Alex Jones screaming like a mad man. ...parasitic barnacles makes the CRABS GAY!!
>>29108340Creb stuffing it's mouth on the move to paradise.
>>29117489daaamn, that man has crabfty hands.
>>29117489ah sweet, human made horrors beyond my crab comprehension.
>>29094125So when frostbite engine remake and port for current gen console?
>>29101310Lol 4chan has always hated queers, faggots, and troons. Go back, you fucking FAGGOT.
Also: kill yourself.
>>29103591>animal pinches other animal>kill yourself
>be crab>12 years old>Prisoner, VIP future meal>Caught with other crabs at whale crabe party>Efficient mass raking, alieeen teechnolooogeeeh>TheYellowMenace.sea>Spared from being flash frozen like most because of weight>>Weight of these calcium n--claws, crabba>Chilling in kitchen aquarium for a week, waiting for death patiently>Cook faggot that looks like Master Chop from Parappa the Rapper loves tapping my glass, loves taunting me with how many days I have left to live as he taps my aquarium>Can't even pretend to care, as my left claw is broken>>Hydraulics faulty, constantly painful, almost immobile. Depressing.>"Hope he chokes in my vibriosis, French dip-looking bastard">Only other company with any fighting spirit is this one loud cunt on the other end>Claims to have been here for most of its life>>3 years
>Claims onion headed faggot fears her, avoids picking her and instead goes for others>Ignore as usual, it's well-into morning already>CrabSleep.crb>Horrible pain at my left claw>Suddenly, relief... relief for crab? This is surely a drea-->CrabWake.crb>It's late at night>Actual relief-->>*crunch crunch*>look to side>>Left claw is missing>Cunt is eating my severed claw, half of it gone>. . .>"Your wound is going to be ready to heal now. Should've taken it off the moment it broke, don't you know?">Stare at the scene, snatch own claw remains>*eat what little is still there*>Sheepishly thank cunt, I do actually feel the pain begin to subside>Begin to share claw stories. Turns out she was captured with entire crabmune as small larva, detached from moms and has been growing in "The Captain's Aquarium" ever since>Apparently not even other monkeysblike what these do to catch crabkind>Been avoiding getting cracked at The Plank by fighting then throwing others to the front; then, eventually becoming too hilariously feisty so as to become the informal pet of the kitchen.>>But food is still food, all crabs know and live by that motto>>>
>>29095770>>29095882That's more like Bladewolf's DLC mission.
>>29090724That's not a pistol shrimp you retard. It's a mantis shrimp.
>>29090129they do math now?
>>29096119instant hood classic
>>29108407>>29109336It's going in reverse. Watch the way the sand clouds around in the beginning.
>>29090008 (OP)what kind of crab even is that?
>>29090156cuttlefish are incredible creatures
>>29091114average asian snack
>>29101310Go to Reddit or something homo
If this is bait it's good bait but I assume you're just a fag
>>29118724That's actually really cool
>>29090722did it break her finger or something?
>>29090008 (OP)Came to 4chong to jack off, ended up in crabworld. The wonders of 4chin
>>29117455Looks like raw chicken meat.
>>29090724>Hokuto Saiha Ken!
