Thread 29090008

IT'S CRAB WORLD ALL DAY AND NIGHT IN THIS FUCKING AQUARIUM, BABY! ONLY CRABS OR CRABBY CREATURES LIKE SEA LOBSTERS AND DICK LOBSTERS! NO PUBIC LICE BECAUSE ONLY THE FAGGOT SMARTASS MONKES CALL PUBIC LICE THAT, INFERIOR BIPEDAL PRICKS! Fuck seagulls and octopussies too, POST CRAAAAAAAAABS!

>>29090054
that's a clean chop
if only south american gangs would remove fingers this cleanly

>>29090061
No kidding lolz

>>29090008 (OP)
Huh, I wonder who got both
>>29090000
>>29088888

LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO TO IMITATE A FRACTION OF REAL CRAB POWER!

SHE TOOK HALF OF EVERYTHING

NOT EVEN THE METAL JEW CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF THE CLAW

>>29090156
Bro that other cuttlefish was like "oh sweet a tasty as crab!"

did you know some crabs can swim

>>29090008 (OP)
bump

>>29090156
ehehe

>>29090156
They’re way too smart I tells ya!!

does anyone have the chinese guy assembling the golden crab for 2 minutes while metal gear rising music plays?

>>29090265
there's a really good version of this iwth audio
i can't find anything anymore though, except fucking tiktoks and youtube shorts

>>29090620
>>29090622
CRABMIND

>>29090075
That be Ms. Krabs, not Mr...

Mantis shrimp close enough?

>>29090567
>Be me
>2 years old
>still crabchelor
>find prospective mate
>she's eating her last relationship
>Clawn around to impress her
>>works

>Hitting that shell raw, crab
>Bout to butter the fuck outta it
>Flip bitch on her back
>See stomach lice, to my chagrin
>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injury
>crabrollthefuckout.png

Anyways, that's how I found out about how us crabs get "crabs". Only that ours is a single lice that eats our penis and makes us bitches. Crab bitches.

>>29090706
See >>29090724

The ocean is gay as fuck, crabnon.

>>29090722
Counts as a dick lobster, very yes, crabnon!

>>29090724
what in the fuck did i just read

if i've taken anything from this thread, crabs have it rough

>>29090831
We have our days, vidrel:

>>29090023
>FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAS...ACK
Kek full stop

>>29090939
Brother thought he was heading home :'(

>>29090129
damn that lobster really do be writing numbers

>>29091021
hand out of frame

>>29090031
oh so that's how crabs are made

>>29091027
are you retarded?

>>29090620
I went through Hell trying to find this.

>>29090156
how does it know what it looks like without a mirror? fake

>>29091068
9/10, trolling is a art.

You r retarded, Priscilla Hermosillo. Cancun-River, eh? Thought so, Priscilla. Go back to UC Berkeley and stop fucking your dog named Foxy. You piece of Shit.

>>29091052
i am retarded

>>29091057
oh wow, i hadn't seen that one
i found the audio my version had:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-pLdutL-PU
it was the above audio except the music continued & he kept screaming

>>29090012
>Screeches like a kid,doesn't even try to pull the crab off.

>>29091099
Oh damn, haven't seen that one.

>>29091114
that one freaks me otu

it's like a spider egg sac but crabbier

>>29090999
Romans stole crab architecture, ackchyually.

somebody post those two webms about:

>this kills the crab
>this resucites the crab

>>29090724
lolwut.gif

>>29091415
Everything evolves into crabs.

>>29090724
More please

>>29091671
brutal

>>29091074
>this is fine

>>29091240
Can't wait till (((they))) get exactly what they deserve

>>29092944
ok where can i get one?

>>29092944
HELL YEAH

Based

>>29090722
Is there any fucking reason they need to be cooked alive? Got what she deserved.

>>29093282
Crab meat starts to become ammonia-toxic, starting from the carapace, immediately after death. You boil them alive, they die immediately and such a process is immediately halted as the meat flashcooks and also halts bacterial proliferation entirely.

Of course, the best way to kill them like that is to first put them in ice water for a few mins to stun, then fully immersed into a raging boil pot that can be fully submerged in, close. Crab won't even be aware it's gone.

>>29093282
they have no empathy. even after she has experienced pain, she will not understand that other living things experience pain.

>>29093319
>>29093320

CONFLICTING CRABMIND?

CLAWBUMP

>>29090031
>Quake 4

>>29091240
lost

>>29090031
Video is reversed.

Everyone here should fucking kill themselves, you fucking bastards.

>>29092577
absolutely fucking nothing willchange, except social tension/unrest will be higher & more wealth will myseteriously be sucked upwards

>>29090012
That is a solid friend right there

>>29094799
Thanks I was wondering

>>29091099
I have a very similar one

>>29090031
Excellent

>>29090194
RULES OF NATUREEE

>>29094905
Fuck off back to your tranny threads, homo.

>>29090831
I understand now why intelligent life may hesitate to contact us

>>29091240
kek but also fucked up lol

>>29090194
RAIDEN, STOP THAT BLADE

BACK FROM THE DEPTHS, WITH STORY TIIMEEEE

after I'm done making some OC

>>29090811
>>29091679

>>29092102
Clawd to oblige:

>Be me
>10 years old now
>Still fucking crab on this kalpa
>"Still alpha on this kalpa"
>Having defeated my share of:
>>Penis lice
>>Gay lobsters
>>IRS Agents
>And even
>>Dabbled in some fruit >>29090012
>But nothing prepared me for what happened that one day
>>Crabjement Day

>Down on my luck
>Bitch (actual crab bitch) took half my sperm jelly
>Genetically poor now, no crabbitches wanna get down with
>The Clawde
>Have 500K child custody cases pending, no way I oozed that much jelly
>ItsOver.sea
>Check for the nearest brine pool
>Jackpot, a few knots ahead

Then I see it
>The Deep Water Jew

>Barely had time to react
>Some faggot aliens decide to shine their beams on me
>WarOfTheCrabworlds.swf on this bitch
>Dodge the slippery heeb's grasp, could almost feel my coral score lowering
>Pride as crab ignites
>DontLoseYourWay.mp3
>Continue dodging, aliens watch my match
>>"I spit in ye' eye, Bird'sEye!"
>>
>Almost entirely spent, armor heavy, hydraulic systems weary
>Crab pisketti
>Then
>"GLUB GEVAL--!!!

>>vidrel
>Molted my shell right there, not even ashamed to admit
>Snout God leaves, considers me the winner in this nautical bout

Anyways, Crabnons, I didn't feel like dying much, afterwards. I went back home, and fixed my life around. Also ate the wife and kids on my return but hey, that's crab life ;)

>>29091074
Fake video

>>29096463
>Customs officer:Do you guys smuggle any crabs be honest ?
>Crab smugglers: HAHAHAHAHAH..... No
>Officer: all right you good to go.
>5 minutes later

>>29090008 (OP)
I had this picture saved, it was reverse joke.

There were tho human sized lobsters with aprons in the kitchen throwing human baby into pot of boiling water.
One turning said to the other lobster:
"I hate the way they scream when you boil them"
To which the other lobster replies:
"It's not screaming, it's just the air escaping"

i was trying to jerk off now i'm watching crab videos

>>29096758
yea, that is also why you will never reach any of your goals in life if keep getting distracted so easily .

>>29090724
Kenshi.webm

>>29093319
>>29093605
>>29093327
>>29090999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEco8OCiS8

>>29090526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

>>29096651
THAT JOKE SUCKED! THE CLAWSECUTION TAKES OFFENSE AT THIS!

>>29097247

You don't speak for whole clawsecution, you are a mere snippet of the whole CLAW.
Remember that young crab

>>29091240
This is the only way anyone will remember that faggots name

>>29097561
Stop raping kids

>>29097596
NOONE DISTURB THE AQUARIUM LARVA!

>>29098367
CLAWBUMP

>>29096888
https://youtu.be/2jGSJ6zQ0i4?feature=shared

>>29090008 (OP)

>Be crab, as ocealn
>5 years old this time
>Back to parents place, investments in Walgae Reef didn't pan out, coral score is broken
>Go to shore for a pack of smokes, and smoke
>Fire doesn't work underwater, this isn't Spongebob, crabba
>Come back with a pack of Kelpboros, fuck ye
>There's that cunt cum-stained piss-beaked bird there
>>*SQWAAAWK!!!*
>'S been annoying me since I returned to me poppop's place
>Pecking at my chelicate, shitting on my shrimp feeding grounds
>Friggin' air jew
>Fucker's dining on Crabbert, my old bully from Harvcrab that molted bigger than all of us, what a tragedy
>"Eh, fuck 'im", see old good mate perched on tree, exclaim with crab laughter
>Have crabmind moment together


>Near the coconut tree, enjoying me smoke
>Dumb bird almost done, went full bris on poor ol' Crabbert
>>"Oi, take a beak at these claws if you're done guzzling fish sticks, you huge bird bitch!"
>Cunt's now heard me
>Squaks like a retard
>>"Oi, yeah, that'll be the sound you'll make when I shove my claw up your cloaca and turn you into a feathered popsicle", raising claw menacingly from near base of it
>Doesn't even bother running this time, faggot now FLIES AT ME
>airwolf.mp3
>Starts pecking at me
>Use the ancient martial art of Crab Naga
>Evade most beak strikes, parry some
>Corraled at base of tree, menacing squak
>"Give me your worst, ye jizz-shitting prick"
>*SQU-AAAACCK--*
>Head limps to side, bird gets lifted

>Coconut crab homie just catched us both dinner
>crabrave.mp3

>>29099230
Did you jus came up with this for the thread ?

>>29099126
awesome

>>29090156
They yearned for each other now they are gay.

>>29099354
They aren't called "cutecuddlefish" for nothing, Crabnon
>>29099245
My life ain't no lie, crabbrotha
v ____ v
\(. , .)/
//———\\

>>29090626
Puffers are incredibly viscious.

>>29090740
Kek. It's a Rock lobster.

I know it's a crawdad.

I respect crabs

>>29099407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn26ZJhSJ94
>>29099387
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d6-Q6dlJQPo

>>29091068
Cuttlefish ? More like Cuttle poser, posing as crab brotha.
Maybe be look like one but can never be one nor understand the depth

>>29090031
/ic/ ?

What a lot of crabshit

>>29090008 (OP)
Hey guys I am a crip gang member and the word crab is how you diss us so can you please delete this thread, it's very disrespectful

>>29090129
chat is this real

>>29090023
do crabs even feel pain?
I've never heard a crab scream in pain before.

>>29090265
id be fucking scared

>>29091057
lmao best one so far

>>29099894
CRABBA, U CRAZY!

>>29095706
YES
that's the one i was remembering ,actually
tyvm

>>29096758
based

based OP, descending into the depths of hell to show everyone the primordial light/glory of crabs

>>29095794
yes...
they'll probably contact the dolphins first at this rate

>>29100184

>31 years old
>Old man crab now
>Chilling at bottom of ocean in Japan
>Got here catching a ride on many a poaching vessel in the late 90's
>With partner of almost twenty years
>Millions of crabs sired all over life together
>Even Spielberg wouldn't believe the numbers
>ThatsCrabmore.ocn
>That one day, is the day we all crab kind must face
>Molting day
>For in this day, we don't only shed our armor out and regrow our limbs (a little)
>We are also at risk of the process going wrong and killing us
>or simply running out of energy and dying inside of our shells, suffocated
>Hidden together on underwater fortress cavern
>Primo crab estate
>Hold her claw one last time before we go into molting trance

>
>Back from being One with the Sea
>Armor feels solid, molting succesful
>"Did you also had the dream of being bipedal an--"
>>Kaniko isn't moving at all
>Got stuck halfway through her shell
>Contemplate the scene, meditate for a bit while in complete stillness
>*crab poke*
>*poker face*
>March forward, dig in and begin to eat
>I can only think of the happiness we had together, tearing morsel from morsel out of her
>Must survive the molt for both of us
>The same claws that digged the burrows of our children
>The same ones I held before and after every molt until this one
>"I could use more butter", I listen to her mockingly saying in her crab voice, at the back of my crabmind
>Wipe my eye stalks and resume feeding

>I'm a fucking giant crab

>>29096758
this is why 4chan is great, apart from the weird far right queer hating shit

>>29100816
This is peak ily crabnon <3

yea it should be more known that there are humane ways to kill crabs and crustaceans that dont involve shoving them (and sometimes not even submerging them) in boiling water, ive seen a few too many disturbing vids regarding that, the main idea is “spiking” the central nervous system of the crab but this is only after you have stunned it, one way is using cold temperatures to stun the animal, and theres some fancy chef technology shit that stuns them with electricity shits literally called a “crustastun” But yeah thats the overall idea of it. Come on. would u like to be tossed into boiling water reaching about half way up your body? ofc not, and its evident that the crabs dont like it either as in all the videos ive seen of it happening they actively try to escape before their movement comes to a stop. shits brutal but ye i hope this is appreciated by atleast someone

>>29090129
look at the other writing. its a Chinese crab.

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>>29091027
no shit, you fucking faggot
>>29090265
They fly now?!
They fly now!

Fun fact, there's a type of parasitic barnacle that attaches itself to male crabs and fucks with their hormones to make them develop and behave like female crabs.

>>29100816
this is like the movie "up"

>>29090265
scary

bump

Crabbarots still crabbing strong

What's going through his head at this moment?

>>29094799
No it's not retard

>>29090031
this ressurrects the crab.

>>29095706
great music

>>29090773
Kill yourself

>>29102831
What the fuck is that? Bread?

>>29090156
racist fish trying to do cultural appropriation

>>29100816
great story!

>>29095706
"THEY FLY NOW?!"

"ayy, I'm a fuckkin crab."
> Would some awesome anon please post

>>29090265
"Engaging fly mode"

>>29103633
OI, I AM A FUCKIN' CRAB, BATTY BOY!

>>29103596
i dont wanna know lol

>>29090008 (OP)
Kek

>>29102888
Yes it is, rabbi

>>29103596
Looks like a sea sponge.

>>29090167
worst way to go, getting your ass ate to death

>>29099387
The most adorable thing I've ever seen a crab do

>>29092102
There's a good youtube channel for mantis shrimp vs other fish

look for scrimps and dom

>>29090075
Right in the crussy

>>29090295
When it's got you, it's got you

>>29090295
why does it keep coming back?

>>29091114
>opening /ic/

>>29104218
crabbi, if you will

>>29090129
WHO BE TEACHING DEY SEA SNIPPER MAFFS

>>29105778
this could be a good asset for a game
maybe a loading icon, idk

>>29103596
Yes, from the sea bred

>>29090008 (OP)
Convergent Evolution means most undersea crustaceans will eventually be crabs.
If we praise them early, we won't be left behind.

>>29094799
wrong this is the secret CIA crab factory, schlomo.

>>29106879
>The land goyim knows

>>29100816
Your crabtelling is exquisite my crustacean

>>29107005
CLAW IS LAW

>>29107081
Much crabpreciatted, my crab
>>29107279
THE CLAWSECUTION CHEERS!

>>29101310
>t. queer

>>29103596
That is a whole cow tripe stomach
Don’t know what’s inside but it is not supposed to be cooked in that way,

>>29095179
not with that attitude.
>>29092577
if you want something done right, do it yourself. don't rely on others

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It's amazing this thread is still going.
How many crab things do one have.

>>29090167
Why does that fish have tribal tattoos? Its not 1998 anymore

>>29091057
I have always been curious how they got this shot since they would have to be swimming backwards and up the whole time.

>>29093605
those gains come early.

>>29108716
>Mr. Krabstal 2: Share the Patty

>>29108407
My guess is a camera on a string with a piece of meat attached to it or something similar.

>>29102831
Cannibalism?

>>29090265
imagine a spider doing this in the air

>>29108244
ask your mom

>>29096119
Crabtastic, fuckin kino tale my nautical craberino.

Fucking Alien space jews this fucking crustacean gonk is getting fucking high in bikini bottom off volcanic vent fumes and cheap crabussy. I bet this cooked crawfish thinks the fucking lochnes' faggster is real to.

Fyuck outta hear with this sea horse shit.

>>29110108
crabbibalism

>>29099903
At this time there is no quantitative way to directly measure pain, but crabs behave as if they are in pain when injured (loss of appetite, guarding the injured limb, moving away from the source of injury).

>>29111891
the classic
>>29111411
i never really thought about loss of appetite as a signifier for pain, but yeah
that's creepy
i hate the antichrist i hate the antichrist

>>29090094
as a kid i though puffers were cool because of the puffing. As an adult i think they're cool because their mouths are fucking rock crushers.

>>29090722
so they even really understand anything about the animals they eat? Mantis Shrimp are one of the most pound for pound aggressive and successful predatory animals on the planet. This is like a texan trying to grill a live Copperheads.

>>29090295
this kills the crab

>>29101352
I appreciate you anon
Also it's amazing this thread is still going. A shimmer of light in an otherwise BBC world

>>29112685
>BBC
THEY SPAM YOUR AIRWAVES WITH ADS, UGLY PEOPLE, AND ADS WITH UGLY PEOPLE!

ALSO AIDS.

>>29112718
You're right that had no place in such a sanctuary. My mistake crabnon.
Please continue crabbing

>be crab
>young crab this time
>chilling at bottom of ocean
>hungover as fuck
>Suddenly
>Some heavy shit almost crushes me
>Crab instincts save me, do a crabber roll
>"...Monkey cage"
>See monkey dancing inside it, two other monkeys using their freaky polyappendaged meat claws to shine lights to each other
>creepyfuckers.ocn
>Decide to fuck with them tho
>Managed to crabbacopter on top of cage
>Their weak non-crab gills can't take the Ocean style, and all yeet upwards soon enough

>Monkeys on top of boat see me as their caged boyfriend gasps for air once the party lifts up
>They holler like retards, assume The Clawde is friendly
>Amused at The Clawde's balls of calcium to climb to give 'em a scrape
>>Big mistake
>Crab-leaped on closest land faggot, the one that looked the most like a pirate, the Somali kind
>Went full klaw fu on his britches
>His then friend tries to help him with the top of a cooler
>>He also looks like a pirate, but the butt kind
>Swings full baseball league on a crabba,
>But a crab know to use the ancient art of "release"
>ThreeStooges.swf
>Scramble around the floor while the two land lobsters kiss each other, their caged faggot friend still hollering suspended middair kek
>Head for brain section of boat
>Shinies that make boat run, located
>*crab yoink*
>*crab run*
>Land faggot still in cage, seeing my escape in disbelief
>"Bonjour, you air-breathing jew!", drop backwards ala Jack Costeau down to the ocean
>Drop the shinies right on exact spot they almost crushed me on
>Crabswim behind some rocks
>TheyDroppedTheCageKEK
>goodbyehorses.mp3

>Get bored after third hour of watching monkeys search for keys

>>29090012
Gake and fay

>>29090265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DTV54w1_oc

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>>29111891
OK this post is really good.

>>29090031
There's a video like this of a newly build robo cattle slaughter facility that is like this. It's fucking insane. I can't find it.

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>>29090626
Surprised that the millipede went down easy. Or is their toxin from their food source?

>>29114297
WHO LEFT THEIR LANDRAT HERE, AND WHY IS IT POSTING PICTURES OF THE ARBY'S MENU IN THE AQUARIUM?

bump 4 + crabs

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>>29114340
dude just fucking vanished

>>29090526
imagine the smell

>carcinization
why does nature want us to be crabs?

>>29115679
cute

i'm bookmarking this thread forever
with crabanon on our side maybe we could dismantle the CIA

>>29115862
crab intelligence agency

What a glorious thread. To the side crabbros!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfF3XCGE5A

>>29091671
CRAB BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29115985
>>29115992

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this thread started off with good crab'ms

>>29091074
one could learn one thing or two from this video

POST CRAB BATTLE

>>29090295
D E L T A P
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>>29090724
>Bigger than mine, to crabb insult to injury
You ok?

>>29090999
The perfect trap.
Nice triples.

>>29090999
>>29117373
scary

im dieing im dienggggggg more boiling crustaceans pleaz

CrustaceanPosting is something i didnt expect here

An ancient t classic that haven't been posted here surprisingly!

A Lil Ghost crab enjoying a meal!

>>29117432
what is it eating?

i guess crabs are scavengers, right?
they eat stuff that sits on the seafloor?
>>29117441
YES i was looking for this one
not properly compressed though, it's fucked up

>>29117455
No clue but looks pinkish. I guess meat
Now this one I know what it's eating

Has anyone ever been bitten by a crab?

>>29101310
Do you ever take a look at yourself and contemplate suicide? Because you should.

>>29117515
I think you can't be bitten by crabs since their anatomy doesn't allow them to pass big chunks of anything trough their mouthparts. I don't have a gif of their anatomy but their "mouth" looks like a pair of teeth covered by a pair of mini legs. Everything tends to come already cut or smashed thanks to their claws

>>29090008 (OP)
Thank God, humanity has hope

>>29101310

Ehem

>Simple sabotage field manual
>General Devices for Lowering Morale and Creat
ing Confusion
>(c)

>>29117489
fucking based, ty

>>29117513
aw man that's cute
i used to feed strawberries to a turtle when i was very young, that reminds me of it

You tryin' to run game on a crabba?

>>29100816
Pouring a bottle of tartar sauce for Kaniko, my crabba.

>>29100816
kaniko-chan...

>>29090922
>crab painting above window
crabbin'

inb4 longface lobster jew spams thread with barnacle blackened claws

>>29101424
>Alex Jones screaming like a mad man.
...parasitic barnacles makes the CRABS GAY!!

>>29108340
Creb stuffing it's mouth on the move to paradise.

>>29117489
daaamn, that man has crabfty hands.

>>29117432
he cute

>>29117489
ah sweet, human made horrors beyond my crab comprehension.

A challenger appears...

>>29101310
Kys pedo

>>29094125
So when frostbite engine remake and port for current gen console?

>>29101310
Lol 4chan has always hated queers, faggots, and troons. Go back, you fucking FAGGOT.

Also: kill yourself.

>>29103596
No Asian.

>>29103591
>animal pinches other animal
>kill yourself

>be crab
>12 years old
>Prisoner, VIP future meal
>Caught with other crabs at whale crabe party
>Efficient mass raking, alieeen teechnolooogeeeh
>TheYellowMenace.sea
>Spared from being flash frozen like most because of weight
>>Weight of these calcium n--claws, crabba
>Chilling in kitchen aquarium for a week, waiting for death patiently
>Cook faggot that looks like Master Chop from Parappa the Rapper loves tapping my glass, loves taunting me with how many days I have left to live as he taps my aquarium
>Can't even pretend to care, as my left claw is broken
>>Hydraulics faulty, constantly painful, almost immobile. Depressing.
>"Hope he chokes in my vibriosis, French dip-looking bastard"
>Only other company with any fighting spirit is this one loud cunt on the other end
>Claims to have been here for most of its life
>>3 years
>Claims onion headed faggot fears her, avoids picking her and instead goes for others
>Ignore as usual, it's well-into morning already
>CrabSleep.crb

>Horrible pain at my left claw
>Suddenly, relief... relief for crab? This is surely a drea--
>CrabWake.crb
>It's late at night
>Actual relief--
>>*crunch crunch*
>look to side
>>Left claw is missing
>Cunt is eating my severed claw, half of it gone
>. . .
>"Your wound is going to be ready to heal now. Should've taken it off the moment it broke, don't you know?"
>Stare at the scene, snatch own claw remains
>*eat what little is still there*
>Sheepishly thank cunt, I do actually feel the pain begin to subside
>Begin to share claw stories. Turns out she was captured with entire crabmune as small larva, detached from moms and has been growing in "The Captain's Aquarium" ever since
>Apparently not even other monkeysblike what these do to catch crabkind
>Been avoiding getting cracked at The Plank by fighting then throwing others to the front; then, eventually becoming too hilariously feisty so as to become the informal pet of the kitchen.
>>But food is still food, all crabs know and live by that motto
>>>

>>29095770
>>29095882
That's more like Bladewolf's DLC mission.

>>29090724
That's not a pistol shrimp you retard. It's a mantis shrimp.

>>29090129
they do math now?

>>29090724
kekd

>>29096119
instant hood classic

>>29090008 (OP)
/wsg/

>>29108407
>>29109336
It's going in reverse. Watch the way the sand clouds around in the beginning.

>>29090008 (OP)
what kind of crab even is that?

>>29090156
cuttlefish are incredible creatures

>>29091114
average asian snack

>>29101310
Go to Reddit or something homo
If this is bait it's good bait but I assume you're just a fag

>>29114340
Saved

>>29118724
That's actually really cool

>>29121690
it's bait

>>29090008 (OP)
Lost

>>29090722
did it break her finger or something?

>>29113258
Huh?

>>29090008 (OP)
Came to 4chong to jack off, ended up in crabworld. The wonders of 4chin

>>29090156
cuddlyfish

>>29117455
Looks like raw chicken meat.

>>29090724
>Hokuto Saiha Ken!