Thread 29111663

Not gore. Just pure rekt in all of its meanings and glory.

>>29111663 (OP)
would

Post 69

>>29111668
fuck off weirdo lemme post 3 first

FUCK YOU

I AM GORE POSTING

>>29111686
>
my eyeessssss I hate small dogs

>>29111686
i;d rather have a feces facility cat I want shit to shit inside my shit so i have to clean the shits shit up!!!!

>>29111703
i have some lighter fluid for you

>>29111691
Carla's been through some shit.

>>29111733
It hurts itself in confusion!

>>29111731
She is but one of the video

>>29111738
someone left a can of pringles at the memorial.

>>29111767
I can see the statue of liberty from here!
*karate*

>>29111835
Mat 1 dex check

>>29111835
Nat 1 dex check

>>29111716
why would you post something like this? :(

>>29111834
was the sound of glass breaking added?

>>29111958
its tickle related and totally appropriate for this thread.

>>29111716
tickle belly that cat is loving it id give it daps and nuzzles if i could

>>29112085
i threw up a little in my mouth

>>29111679
>fuck off weirdo lemme post 3 first
Kek

>>29112133
I never got to post 3

>>29112237
Worst things have happened

>>29112133
but i did ;)

>>29112240
Mostly im just happy when a thread takes off. It means people have joined together on something and its beautiful.

>>29111841
lol

>>29111738
https://www.reddit.com/r/tbilisi/comments/1g3v6fw/a_barrier_was_finally_put_around_the_underpass/
>the flowers cover her bloodstain

>>29112523
in my opinion there should have always been a barrier, and her family should have sued the city.

>>29111738
If I recall they're singing a sing about death, if someone could translate that would be appreciated

>>29111668
>subhumanawoooo
Is this an edit?

>>29111738
Holy shit i heard this song in spanish wtf. Its porque te vas by jeanette or something like that but this is a russian cover. Its actually really nice lmao and lyrics fitting too haha

>>29111674
Welcome to America, faggot.
Maybe you should have learned to speak and read English there, pahjreet Jimenez.

>>29111716
Oh lordy lordy nooooooooo
This just too much.
Way to soon bro

>>29112008
No this is the original sound

>>29111738
What flavor of pringles, tho?

>>29112790
salt & vinegar

>>29111723
How unlucky would you have to be? This doesn't even seem fair.

>>29111841
Good on the boyfriend for not allowing himself to get cucked.

>>29111848
FAFO

>>29111835
Nat 1 slight of hand, nat 1 acrobatics barely passed athletics to get out the door

>>29112855
It also doesn't seem real

>>29112796
that's a roman salute gone wrong

>>29112694
Everything reminds me of you, And you are nowhere
The world that saw us together remains, For the last time
A room with a balcony and a window, Light now
Pure as the day that saw us together, For the last time

Time will pass and you will forget everything that was
With you at our place, with you at our place
No, I am not waiting for you
But know that I loved, For the last time

Days will pass, I don't know how many winters And how many years
Maybe I can be happy with another Or maybe not
Let nothing last forever under the moon
But not for an hour I will not forget the day when you were with me
The last time
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Time will pass and you will forget everything that was
With you at our place, with you at our place
No, I'm not waiting for you
But know that I loved, The last time

Time will pass and you will forget everything that was
With you at our place, with you at our place, No, I'm not waiting for you, But know that I loved The last time.

Georgian cover of Jeanette, "Porque te vas": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LLnqgsXDo8. Maybe you can find a better translation.

>>29111837
This looks like that one guy nobody ever remembers, who got invited that one time and did just enough drugs to trust that participating on this would be a good idea to fit in more with the group that never ever invited him again

>>29111663 (OP)
there was no rekt

>>29111744
What a tiresome video!

>>29111672
Bravest man on ;Chan

Cat getting bullied

>>29112535
people like you can't complain when morons end up in charge of you. constantly eliminating simple fatal dangers from society is why there's so fucking many these days.

Dying because you were drunkenly playing for the camera used to net you a darwin award now it gets you pity. we are in hell

>>29113003
Why is this so accurate lol

>>29111703
Love those big heavy hangers, absolutely amazing cock and nuts

>>29111835
I read an article in Hustler many years ago about different types of criminals and the types of women who are attracted to them. I'm reminded of one line very often "Armed robbery takes little in the way of planning and tends to attract stupid, doltish men and they get caught A LOT."

>>29113457
this

>>29112695
Retard monolingual spotted

>>29111848
Im not expert but doesn't bright blood like that mean he's fucked up? Like it hit a vein?

>>29111851
The purpose of food stamps is to provide jeets with free food for their convenience stores, where they scam niggers for their food stamps. Its a closed loop. Amazing. I wish I could George Washington what he was building.

>>29114172
Yep. Hit an artery though, not a vein. Either way, the amount of blood loss at that rate will kill you unless they stop the bleeding.

>>29114172
its artery and he cut half of his arm there so probably bleed to death way before any help arrive cuz obv too dumb to first aid and that cunt who run to him too.

>>29114259
there is only two females in sight land he will faint from blood loss in few seconds.

>>29112079
Franky Cosplayer?

>>29111738
what happen

>>29111668
Love that they took all the sport out of boxing and just went straight to the concussion part

>>29114303
Arina Glazunova made a fatal mistake

>>29112884
it's real. shooting at hard surfaces or water can be extremely dangerous. Ricochets can return at any angle.

>>29111991
>>29112003
Wavywebsurf on youtube did a video on that, it's just audition tapes for some cringe theater club shit.

>>29111806
kek man hand spoils it though

>>29111716
damn jurassic park is lookin dope

>>29111723
That didn't kill him, did it? It took about two seconds to get there so the ricochet or shrapnel or whatever it was was travelling about 50m/s.

>>29114589
Hit his earpro. He was fine

>>29111738
I pray for hostile architecture every day.
Offenderless deaths filter retards from our society.

>>29111738
did south park do a episode about this?

>>29111841
why is that teenager dressed like an 8 year old?

>>29111663 (OP)
Holy shit, that was brutal.

>>29113003
>>29111837
>>29113581
wtf
he looks nearly exactly like me. doppelganger...

>>29114281
He'd deserve it tbdesu

>>29114175
reminds me of the time that i almost Ronald Reagan what would happen in the middle east

>>29113592
nigga u gay

>>29111663 (OP)
God bless america

>>29111744
Song?

>>29112085
>It's afraid.jpg

>>29113457
nigger, stop being retarded. do you not want guard rails on bridges either? these are basic safety precautions that benefit everyone.

>>29115038
Fuck. Kek

>>29111686
You sick fucking fuck, how dare you

>>29112003
Lady in the white polo is cute.

>>29111848
watched too many jewllywood movies

>>29114360
It saves viewers' time this way. Also, consider how much more often you'll see new fighters since they go retarded or die much sooner!

>>29114172
With a tight tourniquette above the elbow there'd be plenty of time to get him into the OR. Let's remember peple can get limbs blown off and survive.

>>29113691
>t.subhumanawoooo

>>29114714
When you're a chad you can wear what you want, i can see why this might seem like l a foreign concept to you. Cuck

>>29111691
Tim and Eric sure used to make some funny stuff

>>29111716
I have your IP, I will track you down for this.

>>29113691
Shut up subhumanayan you have to have opposable thumbs to post on these boards

>>29114172
Bright colored blood ejecting at that speed is like concrete, hence the broken glass.

>>29112695
It's a typical indian name, like patel, pajeet and radeem.

>>29116620

superman?

>>29116630
i dunno joo tell me

>>29116630
some of them never even react to it so idk is it fake? or are they NPC's again joo tell me!

>>29116620
this is ai

>>29111674
Just sit in your car and dont do anything you stupid fucks

>>29114259
>>29114172
unfortunately, he survived https://imgur.com/oRxHdOo

>>29111851
there used to be a longer version of this. the owner slashes dude's throat and blood sprays everyone.

>>29116707
aww i was hoping it wasnt and just a bunch of mindless earbud people

>>29111744
Wolfgang pass auf!!!

>>29116708
when a company hires someone who has no experience around fuel and their lives are worthless = cheap and fast shipping on amazon let em burn let burn ill just take a turn and accept that 2day means as fast as they can get. I dont caaaare if they burn to maaaake, my orders arrive in any way.

>>29116815
a tim burton dream

>>29116708
They're foreign invaders who think the land their ancestors sold suddenly belongs to them again. Of course they wouldn't help.

>>29111848
>Why are YOU doing this?
LOL

>>29116875
stop commenting on this video its reposted so much its boring.

>>29116846
The people who are blamed for slavery by their ancestors are still being punished even though they did nothing wrong.

Also africans were readily offering up their own people to make a profit. It was never race against race it was just business both races benefited.

>>29115169
The area wasn't designed with the safety of autistic adults in mind. You can pretend everyone is as spastic and inattentive as you and demand other people pay for it or you can act like a human being with eyes and a working brain. You don't need a sticker on your stove telling you not to put your hands in the fire but something tells me you would benefit from such a thing

>>29116892
what an adorable tantrum

>>29111668
This is extremely gay

>>29117039
so are you

>>29111696
Kek
>>29116707
It's not. Look it up.

>>29116815
apparently people smell really sweet when they starve.

>>29116815
Too fucking fat. Disgusting. She needs to lay off the sweats at night

>>29111663 (OP)
Who is she/source?

>>29116707
>>29116781
It's pre ai. Don't listen to this retard.

>>29111668
Mr. Subhuman, step up please, it's time to get slapped

>>29111723
>>29112855
>>29114454
Whats the safest target to shoot at? Sandbags?

>>29111806
Sauce???

>>29117297
a manufactured berm which is usually old tires filled with sand or dirt behind a double layered plywood wall that has some rubber pads on the back side. A 50 cal rifle needs about 5 or so feet of depth to prevent overpenetration and avoid shooting steel targets without penetrator rounds.

that's a bit of overkill but if you have the money and means to make your own range and want to be able to go full retard without worry then there you go.

>>29117244
that makes it more weird honestly lol its like most but the guy taking a drink werent even aware or didnt care

>>29117358
they're all stunt men. the dude is laying on a platform rolling towards the bus. the window was fake glass and they decided to remove 3/4 of the seats to keep the dude from breaking his neck. It was all set up anon. your life is a lie.

>>29117378
what the fuck happened?
she can't breathe all of a sudden?
is this gonna happen to me?

>>29117390
seizure

>>29111686
thats too far man

>>29117390
throaty cancer is a bitch . chanting is just as dangerousous as smokiing wyhen you are forced to do it like this

>>29117405
dont worry she went to allahs prison for woman in the sky and her voice was restored and she is now doing that for eternity.

>>29114303
just Nokia things

>>29111837
BPM never broke 70

Ohhhh why I wouldnt want to be a beeeeee a woman in thiis slop. Ohhhh why im still here i dont knoiw but its what.

>>29111738
In all seriousness though I'll eat those pringles if nobody else wants them

>>29117447
Says the hungry for meat processor

>>29116815
Some people don't feed their property properly. Tsk tsk. Can always go downtown and get a few more of these anytime. Gnomesayin'

>>29113648
The cool crime of embezzlement on the other hand

>>29111848
This is why the birthrate is so low. Simps like this are ruining society. Everybody knows Amy is no prize and yet he has this tantrum because he just has to have control over her life instead of just ignoring her. Now she has a huge ego and other women see this and think they can get away with this behavior too. He lowered the bar for everyone. All for a woman who he probably can't even get it up for.

>>29116626
What the fuck is going on here?

>>29117496
He probably still thought there was a chance between them as she stared at him with dead chicken eyes. rapidly bleeding to death and the homunculus you stuck your dick into just watches it happen while holding up the phone.

>>29117502
This is how gay men eat hot dogs.

>>29116815
thanks mr skeltal

>>29116665
When your suitcase is a pathetic 500 grams over, they gouge you for an extra $500 like you're a criminal, but this monstrous, reeking, 250-fucking-kilo blob of pure human garbage waddles in, smug as hell, paying the standard ticket price like they’re not a walking landfill clogging up the whole damn plane!

>>29117700
Ive always advocated for total weight fares, your body weight + carry on + check in luggage if you can't fit in the weight allotment pay for more. Sick of fat fucks with a big ass suitcase and a fucking packed backpack/handbag taking up all the fucking space on a plane.

Should also make you walk through a sized door frame and if you have to slide through sideways gotta pay for 2 tickets or pay for fat person xl seats

>>29115169
"basic safety precautions" but we all universally agree that driving vehicles at 80mph on freeways only separated by painted lines is somehow fine

>>29111738
i don't get it
did she walk off?

>>29114714
>8 year old
That's Chad, the farmer. And he was handing out haymakers that day.

>>29111851
>* bonk *
that sound gets me every time

>>29112079
fresh

>>29117390
nerve gas

>>29111674
If anyone is wondering, blanket or fire extinguisher & blanket. Try and smother it and get him out of the burning fuel pile. Be prepared his skin might pull off when you grab him so grab really tight. Around wrist or ankle.

>>29111686
Why did you post this man noone wants to see this shit way outta line..

>>29111703
It's.... bigger than mine :(

>>29111716
MODDDDDDSSS!!!!!!

>>29117977
anon, that is bigger than 99.999999% of men.

>>29111767
I'd bang all three

>>29115892
That's Jodi Foster, she only likes clam

>>29116780
I have it but I'm not posting it feds running the site won't let me anyways

>>29118013
Even if it was cold pressed olive oil I wouldn't be able to stomach it.

>>29117390

that depends, did you get the vax??

>>29113133
What did you do to this...

>>29111703
How come trannies often have these massive fucking cocks?
It's like a sick joke that such gifts are given to those that don't want them.

>>29116626
So this guy's going to have to kill himself

>>29116665
Some creatures should mtxmvnot fly.

>>29118019
>video of a dude just talking
>no audio
thanks for nothing

>>29118048
why do you need to hear a favela monkey speaking portugese?

>>29118054
why even post it in the first place???

>>29118062
because a brown nazi is a self own.

>>29117429
AND- her hymen was restored using the power of Allah, so she can be deflowered over and over for eternity as well by some nasty fucked middle eastern faggot!

>>29117390
She's having a stroke.
A blood vessel burst in her brain. Immediately a part of her brain is starved of oxygen and she loses consciousness. The breathing is agonal, it's a brainstem reflex to attempt to keep the body alive.

>will this happen to me
None zero chance. I've read people who survive see figures walking towards then before they blacked out.

Do you think you can feel pain in brainstem only cognition?

>>29117786
Why do you fags only ever have audi whej it comes to tranny bbc porn

>>29117932
Christ her face is more disgusting than chinese food how the fuck

>>29118054
Why are you reporting rekt threads pussy bitch

>>29118019
Hey bro it's Ryan we met in Vegas! Really appreciate that time you paid for me and your wife in that hotel room bro, happy 4th! Sincerely ChadRedditor I know I'm supposed to be banned but shh!

>>29117945
made me kek

>>29118096
lol you wish a woman even 1% that attractive would ever even tolerate being in the same room as you for more than 5 seconds.

>>29111738
Here is a rendition of the song just in case you want to jam it.
https://youtu.be/Kn9xmbg_bjc?si=TEh3D_A8VXlvLxeu

>>29114970
>>29111744
https://youtu.be/7f6gDZlZTQ0?si=a1I9qLfMfNtQj89N

>>29111806
Lmao the had me in the first half then they got one over on me.

>>29111744
That's some delicious keks!

>>29114795
Sorry

>>29118119
wat

>>29111723
looks like it hit his ear muff... close call
>>29117826
she was probably walking backwards while filming her friend, and she fell from directly above where all the flowers are, she didn't tumble down all of the stairs.. she probably flipped upside down and landed right on her head / neck.

weeeeeeeee

>>29117932
I assume J.R.R. Tolkien based his trolls on this creature.

>>29118019
Just post it as a GIF fag

>>29118068
So that's how they season their chicken and build such strong communities

>>29118292
Holy shit! I've never seen a river of nigger pickles!

>>29118327
i recently got food poisoning eating watermelon. i washed it before cutting it, so it wasn't from the outside. it was bacteria the melon had absorbed from nasty water.

in the country, most people have septic tanks, and often a septic field to absorb the wastewater. if they don't have a septic field, it enters into a ditch or creek, and they literally have shit streams surrounding everything. unscrupulous negroes will plant shit in the septic field to sell at the side of the road or the farmers' market. i'm not even joking.

it is true that the grass is always greener in the septic field, but for the love of god, don't grow food there.

>>29118323
Brave.

>>29117297
In a totally impractical sense? Probably ballistics gel, since that as close as possible to the material bullets are intended to mechanically interact with.

>>29118163
yo, that goes hard as fuck

>>29118407
sounds like russian women singing to ska that was programmed into a computer by people who don't really understand ska. it was gay.

>>29118417

i get most of my music from ru.tracker, i liek this type of shit

>>29117590
I lost

>>29118401
>takes 257 goypills everyday with some starbucks
white leftist millennial woman moment

>>29118442
she's not a millennial because she's fat. pretty sure that's an older zoomer, chief.

i'm an older millennial. my therapist is an older gen xer. he's definitely not a boomer, but he is constantly trying to compare me to gen x. i was born in the 80s but am a millennial. you were born in the late 60s. come on, bro. name 5 pokemon, and we are the same generation.

>>29117358
It's still fake retard

>>29118488
What's with oldheadz trying so desperately to be cool with gen z? Not even your own generation fucks with you

>>29111835
He was also using a fake CO2 gun. The handgrip/magwell has a CO2 canister hole cutout in the middle. In the other angle, the CO2 compartment cover falls off.

>>29118510
i have a kid who is a zoomer.

>>29118518
>>29118510
i was a teenager. she is now in her 20s. i'm not even middle aged yet.

>>29118523
i fuck women from their 20 to 40s, so i span 3 generations in my dating pool.

>>29118073
fucking kek

>>29111716
How could you do that to kitty?

>>29111744
It is insane how much damage a rogue tire will do. Also, why does it seem that 90 percent of the videos I see like this, aren't from America.

>>29117970
He's probably Indian. Why would I want to save him?

>>29118292
This explains a lot

>>29117786
Looked this up, the driver of the rig with the dashcam you're seeing didn't make it, probably tried to reverse out of it to save his own truck. Should've driven to the right while he had the chance.

>>29112030
Kotodile haha

>>29117786
Not even remotely the same thing.

>>29118347
those are called leeching fields not septic fields. There used to be a taught process to grow animal feed or stuff like mint to keep the smell and pests away as the more water hungry shit you grew the better your field worked. I'd never heard of anyone retarded enough to grow human food in it or leave it open as every culture that uses leaching fields knows better.

>>29118035
this particular one is probably like 6'4"

>>29111841
>blerg!

>>29118035
you realize you have an inch or two hidden by your body fat even if your at the perfect body weight for your height right? If you get an effeminate level of body fat you'll go from 9 inches to 12 or so but reducing your test so you develop those features drives your sex drive into the dirt.

the funny thing is that most trannies are in a constant state of post nut clarity because of this and the meds they take are designed to keep them from dwelling on it

>>29117985
where audio

>>29118013
someone should tell him that RFK banned lead injected directly into the brain and see what he does.

>>29118019
where audio

>>29117985
fuckin antifa shits

>>29118625
hindsight is 20/20. also it looks like he was backing up at the last second or the cargo was settling and pulling it back a few. also also i imagine as soon as they stopped some retards got out and started recording for tiktok blocking people from being able to do anything

>>29118401
that 300mg seroquel dosage is absolutely fucking massive.
litterally none of the other short acting medications (such as the so called insomnia medication) will matter if you're taking that much seroquel.

>>29118927
what does it do?

>>29118019
I don't know how to lip read

>>29111716
You sick fuck why would you save this

>>29118904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ALA3ws4c84

>>29111716
the cat actually survived this

>>29116665
>>29117700
>>29117719
I heard the airline charges overweight baggage fees worker safety laws require two baggage handlers to lift it after it's past a certain weight. That's why the overweight baggage is different in different countries.
But in this case I guess they should charge the overweight baggage fee 8 times since she has 8 extra dudes carrying her ass up the steps.

>>29117862
If he was a farm boy he would have knocked him senseless with that first hit

>>29117932
I'm convinced these "foods" were developed during times of extreme scarcity and that's why Asia has some of the most fucked up food. You don't have to eat like this anymore, we have grocery stores now.

>>29118946
stops your brain from being able to absorb much dopamine and serotonin, leading to fast and HEAVY sleep followed by not being able to imagine or think properly afterwards.
people use it to stop the effects of LSD

>>29118049
This guy gets it.

>>29118049
>dude didn't build shit
>blames brown woman who also didn't build shit

>>29119141
there's always an implication in these conversations of not being able to build shit being in their blood, of course to be politically correct they would say it's about culture

>>29111691
>>29111767
>>29111991
>>29112003
the first time i saw these clips i was three sheets to the wind on a few tabs of 4-HO-MET and it was just the most bizarre thing I have ever witnessed. early youtube was such a fun thing

>>29118323
>fucked up swastika
Nice try rabbi.

>>29118165
to any anons who may find themselves in this situation:

if you can see clearly underwater or cup your body/hands then try to make just 1 bubble to find where up is. you will also NOT be able to open the door, best bet is to wind down the window before you fully submerge but if that happens then your only real chance is to break a window, easiest way to do that is with something pointy and hard like the metal bits of the headrest that you can adjust or the metal bit of the seatbelt

also if possible try and get rid of anything that may weigh you down like jackets, shoes, socks, gloves

all of this is easier said than done of course, panic sets in real easy

>>29118270
FUCK THAT... i'll go to a regular swing since I ate alot...

>>29111716
is he okay?

>>29117945
It's like watching a single seal become self aware.

>>29119141
>this is a gotcha to niggers
Whenever you think about something to say, try to spend at least twice as long on it. You need the extra time.

>>29118064
Only to people who get all their info on nazis from jews.

>>29118270
I guess emergency stops just aren't a thing in thirdieville?

>>29118401
>I take all these meds because I can't deal with reality