>>29121164>please cooperate
>>29121164wait which LE agency was this? or was it a security guard?
>>29121164>When you have to shoot, you shot. Don't talk.
>>29121164unbelievably shit aim
>>29121164What's the name of this incident? I want to read more about it. I can kind of understand why in court he might be let off after the pistol magdump. But there's no way that the shots afterwards didn't result in him being sentenced as a murderer right?
>>29121973The guy was still armed and conscious. Don't fuck around unless you mean it.
>>29121414heaven is being gently analed by a hot shemale, ikr
>>29121498Have sex, loser.
>>29123308this genre of s_bs_haran people being highly amused by simple things is really endearing in a funny-animal-video sort of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ
>>29121101>not trololenol.webmbitch u had 1 job
>>29123423Taking serious on this garbage can of a site
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>>29123830>anxiety>posts to the chinzThat's like saying you like to chill and then bumping a line right after, lmao.
>>29123547I got recepie for you to have fun and be happy.
Go to your local grocery buy, spinach, butter, bread and cucumber.
Go home pick big bowl place spinach, butter and bread in it then trhow it out of window take cucumber and go fuck yourself.
You will have great time.
Love <3
>>29121413>>29121414Kill yourself disgusting homo tranny demon
>>29121973You do not know much about law if that is what you think.
The moment you wield a deadly weapon Without intent to save your life, your own life is forfeit. This isn't Hollywood. You don't use a weapon to amplify your ego.
>>29121041 used to love watching this show after school
>>29121973>But there's no way that the shots afterwards didn't result in him being sentenced as a murderer right?See that's where you're wrong, bud
USA USA USA
>>29121973Considering the suspect still had the loaded firearm in his hand and flailing about with it and could hit not only the officer but also any civilian nearby every single shot was warranted.
>>29124350>the russian partLoles.
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>>29121164>don't touch me doug, who the fuck do you think you are talking to doug?they really talk like that? xD all gangsta and shiet? lol.
>>29126246Both these men will be dead soon, especially the russian homo.
>>29123223My feelings are indescribable
>>29121048whatยดs that song called?
>>29121164what level of retardation do you need to be on to do something like this?
>>29121101good god I haven't heard this meme format in years.
>>29126278sorry for your loss hohol
hope you're not as retarded and survive
>>29121623security guard
https://6abc.com/post/gun-battle-near-north-philadelphia-gas-station-leaves-1-dead-security-guard-injured/14639564/
>>29121048this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. i guess i lost. but obviously everyone had a big belly laugh at this one.
>>29126955Just for your information, i hate faggots not Russians also fuck Ukraine and that fag Selinzky.
>>29123223>normal girls>hey, bye>uppity sluts>fuck you >WHACKThey better get used to getting fucked up, because it's just the beginning.
>>29126881Photograph by Nickelback
>>29127543That scared my wife's son
>>29126049Kek. This is my reaction every time I hit my head or some shit like that.
>>29127581I think the first bike kid is a guy, probably why he said 'Fuck you' upon getting called a lady.
>>29127543if i ever come across this face irl i would like to force my cock down its throat until it pukes and hold it there gurgling
>>29121101I haven't seen this video in ages. Like, maybe even a decade.
>>29123308fun fact: the tobacco pouch that tom squeezes is chewing tobacco. The joke is that he's so bad ass he can smoke moist tobacco.
>>29121048People consider this funny?
>>29126908then he raped and murdered a 13 year old in a pencil factory
>>29127892Why are you trying to be homosexual when simple violence will do the trick?
>>29124371the best video that was ever created, also the most accurate. is it maybe real? or is it someone pretending to be a jew? no one will ever know.
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>>29128803Why do you expect anyone viewing this to already know the punch line?
>>29121973Apparently that didn't happen. It wasn't reported. It doesn't exist as it has no source so probably a AI video.
>>29128870ARE YOU SCHOOL BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO SHOOT KIDS INSIDE YOU
>>29121413>>29121414Gay porn is not a meme it's just you showing everyone you were molested by your uncle.
>>29124350>Iโm homeschooling,Kek
>>29128699Is that a good price?
>>29123571Is that the guy Chris and Paulie chased through the woods?
>>29128004Are you fucking retarded. Loose tobacco to roll your own was and still is a thing.
>>29124585Yes, I don't know much about the law. That's why I asked for the name of the case - so I can research it, and find out more. You ginormous faggot.
>>29124943He literally put the gun down and kept getting shot at.
Does someone have the one of the japanese dude putting an onahole on his vacuum and tries to fuck it
https://youtu.be/28GP3-xSZI4?si=xfNN-AGkjHA8-FVy
>>29128884That's some chud rizz.
>>29129350It is, but the package with the string is distinctly an old style of chewing tobacco.
>>29121973You're actually less likely to get in trouble for magdumping someone like that that for shooting them once. Magdumping suggests that you were in fear for your life.
In this case the guy was still talking and still had the gun in his hand, he could have shot the dude from a prone position--happens all the time. Because it's America there have been like 50,000 court cases of this exact scenario, so the guy probably wasn't even charged with anything.
>>29129389There is nothing more to research. Happened a year ago. No charges were brought. He pulled a gun and threatened everyone so he got drilled. Case closed
>>29129088For a CAN of soda? Fuck no, thats nearly x3 the normal price.
>>29123217You goddamn retards why are you like this
>>29121164>more concerned about the other guy "wronging" him than he is about bleeding out>>29126049>>29127791>>29129245emotional angerfags are ruining western society.
>>29123300I always thought that's a long reach for the tp.
>>29126872Why actors so unserious?
>>29130059I understand why people liked Norm, but he was never for me, nothing ever landed with me the way it did with others.
>>29127192someone needs to layer over hes a pirate on this
>>29121973Are you retarded by any chance?
>>29129350This doesn't have anything to do with what i said
>>29121051this video is as old as the internet
sadly, if it was done today, the irish would be replaced with jeets, pakis and africans.
>>29122660Lose every time
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>>29123423>person is amused by amusing showNews at 11
>>29128004Lost.
No. It wasnโt. Why would you say something so silly?
>>29124585>your own life is forfeit What did he mean by that?
>>29123300german cinรฉma is weird
>>29121041this movie was hilarious. I guess it was shown in one of my classes in high school cus of bullying or some shit
>>29133614free food falling from the sky, lucky bastards
>>29121048How did you get my moms phone number
>>29123229Id watch that lego movie ngl
>>29126908So what language is that news paper in.
Looks a bit foreign for an american film
>>29131818Remember the episode where the doctor proved that the holocaust did not happen?
>>29126880Obese betty looking fuck.
>>29121973you are the most retarded poster in the thread
Anyone got that ladybug cosplay that was posted here a million years ago?
>>29131278I like how he's sloshing this tiramisdulka in his mouth
can someone post the dude eating his drunk friend ass?
>>29134694Haven't seen this one in a minute
luffy
md5: 18cadac654def77b1393f8064f482ee5
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>>29135519>MFW I lost to this
>>29126908Man chuds are so retarded they will completely miss a joke that's fucking tailor made for them. These people should be fucking strapped down and forced to watch fligu forever.
It is Buster Keaton, like the Charlie Chaplin of silent films. He is not Jewish. The woman is supposed to be Jewish (and later black). That's the joke that he is put off by that.
>>29122660YLYL is for webms that are actually funny
>>29128031This is a thread for funny webms.
>>29131278its not funny though
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>>29131758Fuckign baffles me how real The Boondocks actually is.
>>29126948Based
Austin public access was peak television
>>29126049me
>>29131396Nah, stupid people do. I don't know about this guy but hitting stuff can be a legitimate emotional outlet, as long as you don't regret it afterwards.
>>29127291The real one pls
>>29133326>>29135171Can anyone explain this to me?
How is this funny? What's the point? Is there one of his actual voice?
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>>29131396no, super rich israeli pedophiles are ruining the western society. what we see in this video is only a symptom
>>29122914this is the gayest shit i've seen on 4chan in a while. congrats.
at least with fligu/flart is makes sense as to why tiktok brainrot retards like it. this faggot is just retarded and gay, no funny what so ever
>>29130486Declines in her slit?
>>29133902It is. chewing tobacco was kept in drawstring pouches. smoking tobacco went into pouches with a flap about the same size as the pouch. The flap design actually carried over to modern day. The ball you see on the drawstring pouch was either a soft wooden bead or siltstone you used to keep moisture in your chaw.
>>29137278The making of Uruk-Hai.
>>29130059They know that's why norm had to die
>>29126278They're both female. Women. I don't know if any of these words even mean anything in your nigger shithole nowadays. They both have actual vaginas, okay?
>>29121413thats fucking gay, fag
>>29131818Best part of this episode was that the Benkarans actually where violent thugs.
>>29138935Flart/Fligu isnt even fun except for on a meta level of how much it pisses people off. There are people that try to capture that really brain rot meta essence and simply fail like that old guy that told really bad jokes and blew raspberries
>>29121164"If you pull it out it's to shoot, if you pull it out for show you are a dumb fuck"
Someone please help Iโm looking for that webm of a black guy and his Mexican boyfriend at a nudist beach splashing each other and riding on each other backs n shit, theyโre absolutely in love and itโs really funny someone has got to have it
>>29127868>cop sees man clearly standing with his hands already way over his head>"Get your hands up!"
>>29121973The DA is still investigating, the man who was killed was Don Harrison, University Deputy from Pennsylvania. The incident happened in a Phillips 66, and based on the totality of evidence available right now, the Security Guard may get hit with something.
>>29140578It was a 60/40 type deal. One of them was a unrepentant absolute vicious beast while the other had brain damage that once repaired made him want to die because he was horrified at what he did. The leftists will argue that because of "opresshun" that the Benkarans are violent while ignoring all their violence is against innocent people or each other.
>>29124379im fucking crying
>>29139009Tom Green was so not inside on this joke, he was trying hard to read on it.
His slow smile at the end lol
>>29133651>>29133593Paranormal Activity: New World Order
Murdoch Murdoch is top tier ylyl
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUtsginRrH_W0RniDEpyvZP_VPjLWBt48&si=OYthQEkTdJwjJQFP
>>29141434Yeah that got good too when i saw it first time.
>>29126908why bro has a problem with jews?
>>29141744Indigo White back before she became a he
>>29123229lol trump with a cheeseburger. hilarious
>>29126992I don't get it but it's fine clip.
>>29127543Thats actually funny, made me laugh.
>>29137791Omg, hilarious, that ending, priceless xDD
>>29142687Name of the girl or code?
https://www.xiaohongshu.com/user/profile/640042b4000000002a00aa35?xsec_token=YBPQAiJyAqQKzUw_8Q9GHYYMYiGQBINr_HmhBGk7BVxAQ=&xsec_source=app_share&xhsshare=CopyLink&appuid=679050e8000000000d008287&apptime=1752628621&share_id=9da4ccd89d1d454f9434ce1087097bf9
Sorry donโt know how to reply to a post
>>29142722Where are her hardcore porn videos?
>>29138055its a reddit joke they spam here because they got reported for cp.
>>29142687Porn actress like her?
>>29143350fine dude go ahead and post your faggot stickbug reddit webm
jesus christ it's like being forced to take care of your annoying little brother.
Updated MD5 image hash filters for the mustache faggot spam. He has to sit there and remake his webms every time we filter them. God speed anons, total mustache faggot spammer death
https://pastebin.com/q6DKvykA
>>29143481any idea what he has on the mods that stops them from banning him?
>>29143486It's probably just that they don't know or care enough. At this point idgaf I'm going to keep collecting and filtering these MD5s until one of us gives up. I'm unemployed with all the time in the world on my hands.
>>29143495your doing gods work. good luck
>>29143500the rover has a high gain antenna on it that broadcast the takeoff from the moon. It was actually still communicable for a while. It along with the laser reflector array are some of the few methods people back on earth could/can interact with if they have strong enough equipment.
I think some euros successfully hit the laser reflector array recently to measure moonquakes and the tides
>>29134299We had an assembly about bullying where some kid came up and told his sob story and everyone laughed at him. I missed it because I was in detention for bullying :(
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>>29143702it's absolutely funny as shit that so many schools literally just refused to participate in the globohomo dei bullshit.
>>29126953what's the song? Sounds kinda fire no sarcasm intended
>>29144668lost...
What's the source of this kino nigger culture parody?
>>29143481thanks
I used N++'s replace all feature to get rid of the stubs
excellent work regardless, anon
>>29145033This has to be staged
She just sits there while "pissing"
Plus it's a super retarded exercise and I have no idea what muscle group it targets. Shoulders?
>>29121048>Mossad on 17 September, 2024
>>29143178She read but did not read aloud the rest of the pickup line. "hey baby, are you a school cause i want to shoot some kids in you"
this means he wants to inject some semen into her during the act of coitus.
>>29124350Tony is the best.
I'm buying my next LED sign from him, no doubt about it.
>>29128386Cool it with the antisemitism
>>29121164Has someone done the maths how long it will take for all the retarded Americans to be done shooting each other?
>>29138935>>29140844its a coordinated effort by retard trannies/bunkies/discord groomers/jews etc. trying to lower the quality of the board to such a degree that no one will use it anymore.
>>29145570>File name This isn't an example of hoeflation this is just a bunch of indians and spics lusting over a fat white girl
>>29128004Ive never once thought about whether it was chewing or loose tobacco. Its a funny cartoon.