Thread 29121040

Really dawg?

>>29121164
>please cooperate

>>29121164
wait which LE agency was this? or was it a security guard?

>>29121164
>When you have to shoot, you shot. Don't talk.

>>29121164
unbelievably shit aim

>>29121164
What's the name of this incident? I want to read more about it. I can kind of understand why in court he might be let off after the pistol magdump. But there's no way that the shots afterwards didn't result in him being sentenced as a murderer right?

>>29121973
The guy was still armed and conscious. Don't fuck around unless you mean it.

>>29121414
heaven is being gently analed by a hot shemale, ikr

>>29121498
Have sex, loser.

>>29123308
this genre of s_bs_haran people being highly amused by simple things is really endearing in a funny-animal-video sort of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ

>>29121101
>not trololenol.webm
bitch u had 1 job

>>29123423
Taking serious on this garbage can of a site

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>>29123830
>anxiety
>posts to the chinz

That's like saying you like to chill and then bumping a line right after, lmao.

>>29123547
I got recepie for you to have fun and be happy.
Go to your local grocery buy, spinach, butter, bread and cucumber.
Go home pick big bowl place spinach, butter and bread in it then trhow it out of window take cucumber and go fuck yourself.
You will have great time.
Love <3

>>29121413
>>29121414
Kill yourself disgusting homo tranny demon

>>29121973
You do not know much about law if that is what you think.

The moment you wield a deadly weapon Without intent to save your life, your own life is forfeit. This isn't Hollywood. You don't use a weapon to amplify your ego.

>>29121041
used to love watching this show after school

>>29121973
>But there's no way that the shots afterwards didn't result in him being sentenced as a murderer right?

See that's where you're wrong, bud

USA USA USA

>>29121973
Considering the suspect still had the loaded firearm in his hand and flailing about with it and could hit not only the officer but also any civilian nearby every single shot was warranted.

>>29124350
>the russian part
Loles.

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>>29121164
>don't touch me doug, who the fuck do you think you are talking to doug?
they really talk like that? xD all gangsta and shiet? lol.

>>29126246
Both these men will be dead soon, especially the russian homo.

>>29123223
My feelings are indescribable

>>29121048
what´s that song called?

>>29121164
what level of retardation do you need to be on to do something like this?

>>29121101
good god I haven't heard this meme format in years.

>>29126278
sorry for your loss hohol
hope you're not as retarded and survive

>>29126881
Sandstorm

>>29121623
security guard
https://6abc.com/post/gun-battle-near-north-philadelphia-gas-station-leaves-1-dead-security-guard-injured/14639564/

>>29121051
thats amazing

>>29121048
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. i guess i lost. but obviously everyone had a big belly laugh at this one.

>>29126955
Just for your information, i hate faggots not Russians also fuck Ukraine and that fag Selinzky.

can't beat the classics

>>29127327
kek. lost

>>29126887
African.

>>29123223
>normal girls
>hey, bye
>uppity sluts
>fuck you
>WHACK
They better get used to getting fucked up, because it's just the beginning.

>>29126881

Photograph by Nickelback

>>29127543
That scared my wife's son

>>29126049
Kek. This is my reaction every time I hit my head or some shit like that.

>>29127581
I think the first bike kid is a guy, probably why he said 'Fuck you' upon getting called a lady.

>>29127543
if i ever come across this face irl i would like to force my cock down its throat until it pukes and hold it there gurgling

>>29121101
I haven't seen this video in ages. Like, maybe even a decade.

>>29123308
fun fact: the tobacco pouch that tom squeezes is chewing tobacco. The joke is that he's so bad ass he can smoke moist tobacco.

>>29121048
People consider this funny?

>>29126908
then he raped and murdered a 13 year old in a pencil factory

>>29127892
Why are you trying to be homosexual when simple violence will do the trick?

>>29124371
the best video that was ever created, also the most accurate. is it maybe real? or is it someone pretending to be a jew? no one will ever know.

>>29124407
got me

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>>29128803
Why do you expect anyone viewing this to already know the punch line?

>>29121973
Apparently that didn't happen. It wasn't reported. It doesn't exist as it has no source so probably a AI video.

>>29128870
ARE YOU SCHOOL BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO SHOOT KIDS INSIDE YOU

>>29121413
>>29121414
Gay porn is not a meme it's just you showing everyone you were molested by your uncle.

>>29128884
Haha nice one.

>>29124350
>I’m homeschooling,
Kek

>>29128699
Is that a good price?

>>29123229
B A S E D

>>29123571
Is that the guy Chris and Paulie chased through the woods?

>>29126908
What is this?

>>29126049
i can relate

>>29128004
Are you fucking retarded. Loose tobacco to roll your own was and still is a thing.

>>29129173
KILL YOUR SELF

>>29124585
Yes, I don't know much about the law. That's why I asked for the name of the case - so I can research it, and find out more. You ginormous faggot.
>>29124943
He literally put the gun down and kept getting shot at.

Does someone have the one of the japanese dude putting an onahole on his vacuum and tries to fuck it

>>29129412
I got you.

>>29128884
That's some chud rizz.

>>29129350
It is, but the package with the string is distinctly an old style of chewing tobacco.

>>29121973
You're actually less likely to get in trouble for magdumping someone like that that for shooting them once. Magdumping suggests that you were in fear for your life.

In this case the guy was still talking and still had the gun in his hand, he could have shot the dude from a prone position--happens all the time. Because it's America there have been like 50,000 court cases of this exact scenario, so the guy probably wasn't even charged with anything.

>>29129389
There is nothing more to research. Happened a year ago. No charges were brought. He pulled a gun and threatened everyone so he got drilled. Case closed

>>29129088
For a CAN of soda? Fuck no, thats nearly x3 the normal price.

Bump

>>29123217
You goddamn retards why are you like this

>>29121726
>>29123852
>>29127543
>>29129169
>>29129173
Lost from the thumbnails

>>29121040 (OP)
>>29124446
Kek That mustache

>>29121164
>more concerned about the other guy "wronging" him than he is about bleeding out
>>29126049
>>29127791
>>29129245
emotional angerfags are ruining western society.

>>29123300
I always thought that's a long reach for the tp.

>>29126872
Why actors so unserious?

>>29130059
I understand why people liked Norm, but he was never for me, nothing ever landed with me the way it did with others.

>>29127192
someone needs to layer over hes a pirate on this

>>29121973
Are you retarded by any chance?

>>29132939
>>29132940
kek

>>29129350
This doesn't have anything to do with what i said

>>29121051
this video is as old as the internet
sadly, if it was done today, the irish would be replaced with jeets, pakis and africans.

>>29133593
>>29128884
>>29128803
>>29130078
kek

>>29122660
Lose every time

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>>29123423
>person is amused by amusing show
News at 11

>>29128004
Lost.
No. It wasn’t. Why would you say something so silly?

>>29124585
>your own life is forfeit
What did he mean by that?

>>29128300
you got me

>>29123300
german cinéma is weird

>>29121041
this movie was hilarious. I guess it was shown in one of my classes in high school cus of bullying or some shit

>>29133614
free food falling from the sky, lucky bastards

>>29121048
How did you get my moms phone number

>>29123229
Id watch that lego movie ngl

>>29126908
So what language is that news paper in.
Looks a bit foreign for an american film

>>29131818
Remember the episode where the doctor proved that the holocaust did not happen?

>>29126880
Obese betty looking fuck.

>>29121973
you are the most retarded poster in the thread

Anyone got that ladybug cosplay that was posted here a million years ago?

>>29131278
I like how he's sloshing this tiramisdulka in his mouth

can someone post the dude eating his drunk friend ass?

>>29134694
Haven't seen this one in a minute

>>29131226
lost

>>29135519
>MFW I lost to this

>>29135523
fukn got me

>>29126908
Man chuds are so retarded they will completely miss a joke that's fucking tailor made for them. These people should be fucking strapped down and forced to watch fligu forever.
It is Buster Keaton, like the Charlie Chaplin of silent films. He is not Jewish. The woman is supposed to be Jewish (and later black). That's the joke that he is put off by that.

>>29122660
YLYL is for webms that are actually funny

>>29123274
moron

>>29127543
dumb fuck

>>29128031
This is a thread for funny webms.

>>29131278
its not funny though

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>>29131758
Fuckign baffles me how real The Boondocks actually is.

>>29126948
Based
Austin public access was peak television

>>29126049
me
>>29131396
Nah, stupid people do. I don't know about this guy but hitting stuff can be a legitimate emotional outlet, as long as you don't regret it afterwards.

>>29129156
buster keaton
>>29134820
hebrew

>>29123172
so true

>>29127291
The real one pls

>>29133326
>>29135171
Can anyone explain this to me?
How is this funny? What's the point? Is there one of his actual voice?

>>29126908
Based

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>>29131396
no, super rich israeli pedophiles are ruining the western society. what we see in this video is only a symptom

>>29122914
this is the gayest shit i've seen on 4chan in a while. congrats.
at least with fligu/flart is makes sense as to why tiktok brainrot retards like it. this faggot is just retarded and gay, no funny what so ever

>>29130486
Declines in her slit?

>>29133902
It is. chewing tobacco was kept in drawstring pouches. smoking tobacco went into pouches with a flap about the same size as the pouch. The flap design actually carried over to modern day. The ball you see on the drawstring pouch was either a soft wooden bead or siltstone you used to keep moisture in your chaw.

>>29130170
Have fun loser

>>29138915
Old school.

>>29137278
The making of Uruk-Hai.

>>29130059
They know that's why norm had to die

>>29124350
Triple kek

>>29124371
>>29128534

>>29126278
They're both female. Women. I don't know if any of these words even mean anything in your nigger shithole nowadays. They both have actual vaginas, okay?

>>29121413
thats fucking gay, fag

>>29131818
Best part of this episode was that the Benkarans actually where violent thugs.

>>29138935
Flart/Fligu isnt even fun except for on a meta level of how much it pisses people off. There are people that try to capture that really brain rot meta essence and simply fail like that old guy that told really bad jokes and blew raspberries

This fuckin marine....

>>29135523
wholesome

>>29121164
"If you pull it out it's to shoot, if you pull it out for show you are a dumb fuck"

Someone please help I’m looking for that webm of a black guy and his Mexican boyfriend at a nudist beach splashing each other and riding on each other backs n shit, they’re absolutely in love and it’s really funny someone has got to have it

>>29127868
>cop sees man clearly standing with his hands already way over his head
>"Get your hands up!"

>>29121973
The DA is still investigating, the man who was killed was Don Harrison, University Deputy from Pennsylvania. The incident happened in a Phillips 66, and based on the totality of evidence available right now, the Security Guard may get hit with something.

>>29140578
It was a 60/40 type deal. One of them was a unrepentant absolute vicious beast while the other had brain damage that once repaired made him want to die because he was horrified at what he did. The leftists will argue that because of "opresshun" that the Benkarans are violent while ignoring all their violence is against innocent people or each other.

>>29124379
im fucking crying

>>29139009
Tom Green was so not inside on this joke, he was trying hard to read on it.
His slow smile at the end lol

>>29133651
>>29133593

Paranormal Activity: New World Order

Murdoch Murdoch is top tier ylyl

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUtsginRrH_W0RniDEpyvZP_VPjLWBt48&si=OYthQEkTdJwjJQFP

>>29121069
holy deep cut

>>29131840
who is it?

>>29141434
Yeah that got good too when i saw it first time.

>>29127192
Fucking lost

>>29126908
why bro has a problem with jews?

>>29141744
Indigo White back before she became a he

>>29123229
lol trump with a cheeseburger. hilarious

>>29127836
Both girls

>>29126992
I don't get it but it's fine clip.

>>29134700
Lost

Must have sound on.

>>29127543
Thats actually funny, made me laugh.

You will lose

>>29128884
Lel

>>29137791
Omg, hilarious, that ending, priceless xDD

>>29142687
Name of the girl or code?

>>29142702
炳邦叮咚

https://www.xiaohongshu.com/user/profile/640042b4000000002a00aa35?xsec_token=YBPQAiJyAqQKzUw_8Q9GHYYMYiGQBINr_HmhBGk7BVxAQ=&xsec_source=app_share&xhsshare=CopyLink&appuid=679050e8000000000d008287&apptime=1752628621&share_id=9da4ccd89d1d454f9434ce1087097bf9

Sorry don’t know how to reply to a post

>>29124341
lost

>>29142722
Where are her hardcore porn videos?

>>29138055
its a reddit joke they spam here because they got reported for cp.

>>29135525
sauce?

>>29128803
Don't get it

>>29142687
Porn actress like her?

shitty ylyl as per usual

>>29143350
fine dude go ahead and post your faggot stickbug reddit webm

jesus christ it's like being forced to take care of your annoying little brother.

>>29124350
I smiled

>>29131758
>nigga moment

Updated MD5 image hash filters for the mustache faggot spam. He has to sit there and remake his webms every time we filter them. God speed anons, total mustache faggot spammer death
https://pastebin.com/q6DKvykA

>>29143481
any idea what he has on the mods that stops them from banning him?

>>29143486
It's probably just that they don't know or care enough. At this point idgaf I'm going to keep collecting and filtering these MD5s until one of us gives up. I'm unemployed with all the time in the world on my hands.

>>29143495
your doing gods work. good luck

>>29143500
the rover has a high gain antenna on it that broadcast the takeoff from the moon. It was actually still communicable for a while. It along with the laser reflector array are some of the few methods people back on earth could/can interact with if they have strong enough equipment.

I think some euros successfully hit the laser reflector array recently to measure moonquakes and the tides

>>29134299
We had an assembly about bullying where some kid came up and told his sob story and everyone laughed at him. I missed it because I was in detention for bullying :(

>>29143702
You big meanie

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love jumping into flirty chats. One of my favorite things is making guys squirm with excitement while we chat, pushing the boundaries as we both get into the moment. I'm a total thrill-seeker when it comes to spicy conversations, but I also deal with a bit of social anxiety, so meeting people in person isn't really my scene. That's why I’m all about this app—it just feels so much more comfortable! If you're down for some fun chats, hit me up! Just remember to remove the random spaces and dashes from my username to find me: e-m-y z-e-t-h. Can't wait to see how wild we can get together!

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>>29143702
it's absolutely funny as shit that so many schools literally just refused to participate in the globohomo dei bullshit.

>>29143481
God bless.

>>29126953

what's the song? Sounds kinda fire no sarcasm intended

>>29144668
lost...
What's the source of this kino nigger culture parody?

>>29143481
thanks
I used N++'s replace all feature to get rid of the stubs
excellent work regardless, anon

>>29145033
This has to be staged
She just sits there while "pissing"
Plus it's a super retarded exercise and I have no idea what muscle group it targets. Shoulders?

>>29121048
>Mossad on 17 September, 2024

>>29143178
She read but did not read aloud the rest of the pickup line. "hey baby, are you a school cause i want to shoot some kids in you"
this means he wants to inject some semen into her during the act of coitus.

>>29124350
Tony is the best.
I'm buying my next LED sign from him, no doubt about it.

>>29128386
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>29121164
Has someone done the maths how long it will take for all the retarded Americans to be done shooting each other?

>>29138935
>>29140844
its a coordinated effort by retard trannies/bunkies/discord groomers/jews etc. trying to lower the quality of the board to such a degree that no one will use it anymore.

>>29128386
kek

>>29145575
wrong webum

>>29145570
>File name

This isn't an example of hoeflation this is just a bunch of indians and spics lusting over a fat white girl

>>29128004
Ive never once thought about whether it was chewing or loose tobacco. Its a funny cartoon.