Thread 29121420

ANIMALS WRECKING HUMANS AND HUMAN THINGS. No psychotic abuse shit.

>>29121504
lol what? is that because theyre in the sewers of new york?

>>29121468
Was that a fly?
Tf was that?

>>29121504
or because it was trying to fuck with china?

>>29121513
yes and she took care of it real quick.

>>29121529
classic and hard to beat so far

>>29121529
there has to be more videos like this out there of elephants using humans as origami media. im just saying. this one is so calm compared to the rampage ones.

>>29121577
there goes her breast plate and some ribs

>>29121579
she probably deserved it.

>>29121529
“The elephant broke free from its chains and killed a coolie.”

>>29121502
i'm on the side of the bear

>>29121577
obviously fake. if this is in india, why is there a white woman in a bathing suit not being groped?

>>29121512
>>29121515
You have to be over 18 to use this website

>>29121532
one thing Ive noticed about cats is when they get really freaked out like this they just kinda freeze up bc their back legs just go into bear trap mode
Instead of using them to locomote, el gato will just leave them primed for attack and the second they receive any stimulus they start bunny kicking

>>29121732
idk, you see how much more concerned she is with pulling her shirt over her ass crack vs the six ton beast monster in front of her?

>>29121833
oh fugg

>>29121833
that's what you get for noodling in brackish water

>>29121586
Incel detected.

>>29121512
This video is over 10 years old

>>29121921
naw, these are all brand spankin' new videos.

>>29121589
All he needed was a pack of matches

>>29121943
to do what? light the washer fluid on fire?
fucking retard

>>29121764
you have to to have an IQ over 1 to use this website. fuck off

>>29121962
You're the retard. That was blinker fluid.

>>29121976
>doesn't understand/overthinks why someone would call a rat a jew because its his third day
>calls me 0iq
jokes on you retard I love taking bait

>>29121978
thank you ossifer I was curious about this change in blinking.

>>29121986
um sweaty, racism and anti-semitism are against the rules on this board. talk about being new here.

>>29121986
You like taking questions? lol or

>>29121986
or you trying to preserve your youth?

>>29122025
I smell pancake ...ohh right there!

>>29122033
i hope my eye doesnt go to him when im dead

>>29122039
tenderized meat at the local carniceria

>>29121586
She voted for it

>>29121997
ok? so look at your own image? why would you post something like that while poor defenseless israel is under constant attack from the evil forces of hummus
Its shameful that you would treat our greatest ally like this, show some respect
>>29121998
>>29122001
samefaggot

>>29122051
I dunno if thats true. She voted for sure.

>>29122063
same fagoot trying to dig their prick out of their bellybutton

>>29121887
based bear

>>29122087
>bull's got his asshole

>>29122224
That's clearly a bear??

>>29122278
looks more like a bullmoose

>>29121732
This video is from Thailand though. Thais don't care about women, they are all crazy about ladybois

>>29121870
So what? What are you going to do after knowing about some interweb strangers sexual life? Think about it all night like a loser? Get satisfaction that you owned them or won some argument by bringing up irrelevant topic? Are you still stuck in kindergarten level mentality? Ayylmao

>>29121529
>Horton smears a poo

>>29122254
When I moved back in with my mom after a solid ~4-6 years apart she had some pit/boxer mix that would act like this, so the third or fourth time he tried it I just grabbed his armpits, threw him onto his back and sat on his ribs/stomach until he understood that I had 140lbs on him and didn't have to do anything but settle in on his ribs and he'd peter out in a minute or two, then he peed on himself and we never had another issue
Fucking hate dogs, barbarous animals unfit for any sort of recreational husbandry like cats and birds and fish and shit, purely a working animal to be kept outside and ignored until you need it for something like a draft horse or an ox

>>29121459
and that's why you wear a lab coat

>>29122381
why are you seething about it, anon?

>>29122401
>purely a working animal to be kept outside
incorrect.
you need a guard dog for the inside of the castle.
that's where chow come in.

>>29121423
>>29121427
damn elephants are strong as fuck

>>29121529
for a brief second there I bet it popped his back just right and felt really good

>>29121529
When do you think he died?

>>29122536
he made a full recovery.

>>29122548
that's obviously a Gorilla.

>>29122062
Not a fan of the police but seeing horses trample commie foids is so calming...

>>29121420 (OP)
why'd they park the car there?

>>29122571
wrong

>>29121504
The gun that helped stop Nazis from exterminating Jews in WWII.

>>29121545
Mowgli and Ka reunited.

>>29121701
The front side.

>abused animal revenge = poo or black
>petting animal bitch slapping = white girl
>fishing related = white dude
>dude gets eaten = 3rd worlder
Funny how accurate it is

>>29121468

Did she just fucking swallow the fvkin fly? Wtff!!

>>29122792
that pigeon was retarded.

>>29122536
He was still technically alive at the end.

>>29122807
But you repeat yourself.

>>29122401
You're brown.

>>29122254
i've owned mastiffs for many generations. the males will do shit like this to challenge you for alpha status. if you pussy out, they own you and they will scare the shit out of you for their entire life. the first time they do this, i body slam them, and pin them on the ground so they can't move and i bite their snout or ear really hard. I hold them until they stop trying to move, and they will be your best friend for life after that. it's not mean, its their language and you become the pack leader.

>>29122832
>and i bite their snout or ear really hard
gay

You kids ever seen a german shepherd suplex itself?

>>29122859
God that must have felt amazing

>>29122792
food delivery.

>>29121468
At least we know she swallows. That was a well established reflex.

>>29121701
>>29121502
I don't like zoo animals, not a nice life to live.

>>29122573
Same, such a positive energy to it.

>>29122095
That chick looks great, anyone have a name?

>>29122948
Dog is a dish, best served cold.

>>29121887
despite the screeching, the demands of that woman were kind of reasonable.
bobo kind of broke the non aggression principle with his behavior...

>>29121644
Find yourself a girl who loves you as much as elephants hate pajeets.

>>29121839
He talks about his little finger like its going to grow back.

Did they finally rangeban all the seaniggers who spammed monkey torture porn? It used to be impossible to bake a rekt thread, let alone an animal rekt thread, without them invading, ruining it, and getting the thread 404d.

>>29123058
He's wealthy, married, and already has kids. Missing a pinky finger isn't going to change his life that drastically. At that point, it's not much different than going bald or getting fat.

>>29122868
I'm happy the other dog won but too bad it didn't kill the shitbull
I hope pitties go extinct

>>29123050
Yeah, it's funny how African elephants are larger and more aggressive, yet we never see videos of them stomping Africans to death.

>>29123266
Tiger "Hold my beer"

>>29123246
i need this one with sound

>>29123252
idiot has never played with a pet. step on its toes.. distract it, and it will let go.

>>29122573
Right, why are they complaining, the horse did it and naturally animals can do no wrong.

>>29121860
I just have to say the meme phrase .
>>"Sopa de Macaco, Uma Delicia"

>>29121833
How the fuck does this even happen??!!?? Did he stick his damn arm in it's mouth on a bet? I can imagine being unaware enough for something like >>29121839 to happen. But this?

>>29121848
I'm surprised there aren't more videos of people losing fingers to turtles and shit. That's what I'm hoping for every time I see a noodling video.

>>29123323
dude, it's from sharknado 4.

>>29123340
i was so disappointed when i learned the audio is from a different video.

>>29123022
That's a mallard drake called Jerry, not a chick.
>>29123271
There's a version with sound and aftermath. The cat hated him so much that he really sank his teeth in and made him bleed.

>>29121529
He FOLDED that ni gga LMAO

>>29122017
These maga wet dreams are fucking cringe

>>29121529
at 53 seconds yousee his body twitch. you was still alive because the elephant never squashed his head. his vital organs are all squooshed and failing.

>>29122573
>Not a fan of the police
doubtful

>>29122099
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>>29122201
One has to wonder....HOW TF did he get in there?

>>29123543
it wasn't a joke it is the truth.

>>29121487
As a homeowner, I'm happy to see faggot little mice die a d get carried away to be eaten by bug men. Stop chewing my fucking walls you little niggers.

>>29123742
Umm, that's extremely antisemitic of you, Anon. That was clearly a jewish tourist being abused by chinamen, I'll have a call with my closest AIPAC representative soon, oy vey

>>29121532
Cats put me into instant fight mode. I kicked the absolute fuck out of a cat that started going for my dog, an dif it comes down to it I will pick the little faggot up and crush it while it's shredding me. Your claws hurt, but they can't get deep enough to kill me, little faggot. Make that gay ass noise you make instead of a growl, like real animals make, I dare you.

>>29121423
>blocks your path

Remember when Canadian police trampled an old woman with a walker then released a public statement that the horse was ok?

>>29123750

Imagine killing a cat and thinking the internet will think you're a badass for doing it.

>>29121857
FUCKING KEK ALMOST DIDNT CLICK ON IT

>>29123699
Donkey got fed with with Diddy's shit and proceeded to eat him after failing to get that G to spell KONG.

>>29123504
Now got the one bull vid where the guy kept saying bro got his asshole.

>>29122792
the hawk attacked the pigeon because the latter was trying to pick at the formers eggs and the former retaliated (and no doubt ate) the latter.

>>29121504
that'd be funnier if it wasn't so obviously a fancy rat

>>29123281
I’ve never really understood what I’m looking at, obviously the bear is scratching his back at first, is that electrical wire; or conduit he’s wrapped up in? Did he whip himself in the nuts and that’s why he has to roll around and take a minute to recover?

>>29121579
Zookeeper's fault here. Do you see those wet areas in front of the elephant's ears? That's musth. A state that male elephants can go into (likely related to mating, but not known for sure) that temporarily floods them with testosterone and makes them hyper-aggressive. An elephant in musth shouldn't be allowed anywhere near humans, they are some of the most dangerous things on the planet.

>>29123968
That large container behind the bear is a water tank. What he grabs is a hose used to get the water from the tanks. I'm assuming He grabs it to try and pull himself closer and get a better scratch. It comes loose and, yes, smacks him in the nuts.

>>29122017
Staged

>>29122695
Seal steals

>>29123750
That's nice little guy

captcha:TPTAX
lol

>>29121423
Bro had an itchy ass, what are you gonna do?

>>29121468
wow she's fucking retarded

>>29122627
Send in an american. They lift their pet dogs turds by hand

>>29122859
das it mang

>>29121502
Imagine taking your baby son/daughter to see a live show with wild animals.
>>29121529
I wonder what the bugjeet was thinking while he was slowly crushed. Is it even possible for these stupid fucks to feel remorse and regret about their actions?

>>29121577
At least she didn't land on that fucking rock

>>29121785
filename wins the thread

>>29121577
How I met your mother. Go!!!!
I gibs caturday

>>29122062
Horses are trained by people getting out of their way "horse moves angry person gets out of the way". The horse was probably the most surprised person there.

>>29121423
Damn even elephants know how to wipe their asses better than pajeets...

>>29121647
Rat king?

>>29123750
You're just a shitty ape, not a human

>>29121887
I always thought that when making demands to an animal, identifying its correct genus is important, but this video proves its all bunch of shit.

>>29123750
>I'm such a tough guy for killing an animal that can't kill me.
Do the world a favour and fucking off yourself you psycho retard

>>29123750
timmy tough knuckles is man enough to take down a raging 11lb bull house cat, watch out

>>29121579
>"Fuck you and your camera"

>>29122521
oh no this animal I was about to eat alive made a booboo on my chinky face
now white man will not want me to sucky sucky his dong

>>29121529
You can tell he had a long time coming, usually elephants had to be trained to squash people as a punishment, this one savored every single second

>>29122650
Holy kek

>>29122809
BJJ -Bearzillion Jiu Jutsu

>>29124193
>>29124197
>>29124201
>>29124205
wtf is this. Man people need to find better fetishes.

>>29122831
>white girl travels to india alone

>>29122120
The perfect piledriver.

surprised there's so few videos of animals eating people desu. seems the kinda thing a jeet or a chink would film for social media clout.

>>29124712
with that many people its gotta be easier to scrounge up some rope and just pulley that thing down the middle, or just take out a few bolts and take the bunk part off
And if its welded together into one giant piece, honestly just drop the mf down the middle, it'll hold up

>>29122573
i don't like police either, but i hate whiny leftists, so in these situations I say Allah Bless the police>>29122737
stupid bitch deserved it

>>29121780
wtf was the guy even doing lmao literally jabbing at it for no reason

>>29123420
>a red hat sends anon screamin

>>29121765
It's the indians fault. They're clearly controlling the elephant

>>29123908
and then the ladder ate the transformer

>>29122819
literally me

>>29122764
Kek

>>29124206
"Bro really said ong fr!"

Stfu, you ugly wigger. lol

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>>29121468
No way that a fly, that probably half her mascara

>>29121423
10/10

>>29121811
What's the aftermath?

>>29121552
Nature itself rebels against the jeet plague

>>29122212
I hate these people

I cant lie the horny chatbot posts do make me feel a little nostalgic

>>29121764
>primed for attack and the second they receive any stimulus they start bunny kicking
gut ripping mode

>>29122669
At least record for a min

>>29121765
holy fuck I didn't know their trunks were that strong

>>29121529
Why would an elephant do this?

>>29121816
>panther spawns in pool area

>>29123070
>it's not much different than going bald or getting fat.
those are both horrible

>>29122737
Pure satisfaction when the bug starts screeching like the bitch he is

>>29122104
why is everyone fat

>>29121978
>>29121962
Stupid niggers don't realize it's the coolant reservoir.

>>29125074
if they link up the right way, but really anything they can get their toes on is going to ribbons
or maybe its just mikey and he wants to bunny kick me with no claws out, but if they were out I'd be down like 15-20% of the total mass in my forearm by now

>>29122837
>>29122832
isn't that from the movie Snowdogs with Cuba Gooding Jr?

>>29125178
idk my veloster had the blinker fluid on that side, but the buick does have the coolant
honestly the fact that its clear kinda makes me think it is the coolant res, but they just filled it with water, because otherwise every fluid I've put in any vehicle I've owned is dyed one way or the other
either way I'm white though, fuck you

>>29121732
It's probably one of those SEA elephant "sanctuaries" that just use the animals for tourist money.

>>29125035
gator got probation. Total bullshit

>>29122458
1 elephant vs how many men ?

>>29123908
i also watched the webm

>>29122809
dog but with arms this time

>>29122401
>>29122832
Every dog i ever owned loved me and not a single one ever bit or threatened je
In fact i had the opposite problem i iwned a dog who loved me so much he would growl at and threatened other people who came close to me
Maybe move out of the ghetto and your dog will be able to relax a little

>>29122737
what do animals think since they don't have language to talk in their heads ???

>>29124443
KEK That's a keeper.
The cats got Frodo in the end.

>>29121887
The whole thing sounds like somebody reading a children's book. "Bear, please stop that!"

>>29125241
>Every dog i ever owned loved me and not a single one ever bit or threatened je
me with cats and yet dogfags will act like they're the devil on four legs because they dont exist to be submissive attention whores
I'm >>29122401 and the only time I've had do this is with two/three out of the half dozen or so pit mixes I've been around for any extended period of time
>maybe move out of the ghetto
You can take the dog out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the dog, sorry nobody wants to let your precious pibble maul some kid, maybe when your dog is done licking its asshole you can get some doggie kisses and stop bothering people with better taste in pets

>>29122278
You're clearly a bear

>>29123750
>I kicked the absolute fuck out of a cat that started going for my dog
Your dog is a pussy.

>>29121647
Great, there goes his radiator.

>>29122278
And that's not a question.

>>29124944
He just said "bro" you schizo. Take your meds.

>>29121962
They use a neutral fluid to inflate tires in some parts of the world. It's cheaper than the premium air they use in the states.

>>29125448
Dude had to split his big mac with them just to get their rat union to agree for the week contract. Fucking New York is anti business.

>>29124455
Faustian spirit

>>29122992
>Zoo
You fucking retard.

>>29121545
python fangs are angled rearwards into their mouth. ouch

>>29121541
calm animals (and humans) are by far the worst, young anon

>>29125411
he's clearly a twink

>>29122792
lol hawk looks at it like, nigga you crazy or something?

>>29122204
>grappling a lion
neat

>>29122039
looks as though her head and upper torso collided with the horses chest, she got off lightly

>>29121565
fat fuck of course had to fall over

>>29122606
actually the 5head reaction to that situation, I dont think there's anything he could have done that would have resulted in a better outcome than exactly the thing he did

>>29121565
Rule #1 of the jungle:
You don't need to be faster than the thing chasing you, only faster than the other dude running from it.

>>29121420 (OP)
It's almost certain that some browns did something stupid that provoked the elephant. A mature elephant of this size would not randomly fuck up a car for no reason.

>>29125109
these motherfuckers need to be exterminated.

>>29122412
>that's why you wear a lab coat
Interesting. I thought that lab coats were for making progressives feel good about themselves.

>>29121765
It's like they're controlling the elephant so kewl

>>29121502
Falling Down, Bear Edition.

>>29125275
Wasn't there an evil "King of Cats" mentioned in some of Tolkien's earlier drafts?

>>29125109
>>29121529
Imagine a world without Europeans. It'd genuinely be depressing, the animals would suffer the worse.

>>29122767
The "did you just fucking BARK at me, nigga" from the boss dog at the end.

>>29121532
Cats hate chinamen. Sorry, that's just a fact.

>>29121573
Wow, that truck has excellent sound suppression.

>>29121833
All the retards can’t tell this is clearly faked
>shark isnt thrashing as much as its flopping around as if the man shoved his arm down a dead sharks gullet
>hammerhead shark teeth is pretty damn tough and sharp and if it was chewing his arm he would be bleeding profusely everywhere
>also don’t care how tough you are you will be unable to compose while your arm is being stripped of muscle and tendon without drugs or a serious case of shock
Summer fags you need to be 18 to post here
>full video he catches the shark and it dies from stress so they decide to make a funny bait video
>smaller sharks take hands and fingers, this shark that specializes in eating crustaceans and stingrays has a bite force enough to seperate your arm at the elbow
Seriously kys if you believed this

>>29121577
I have great karma with animals. They know I'm a good person.

>>29126088
Man I love chipmunks, they're so friendly and intelligent for their size. I had a chipmunk friend in the forest.

Fuck this cat for torturing it for fun though, the furbaby brigade defends cats constantly but they are psychopathic assholes that get a pass because they are cute and harmless to us because of their size. Much like women

>>29125259
i haven't smoked enough pot to answer your question.

>>29122832
Opposite happened to me (sort of) it got psycho but after I slammed it it got right back up and its tail was wagging and wanted to go again
Now I can't go over to my wife's moms house without that thing wanting to "play" (by playing it comes at my heels and tries to get me while dodging my long arms)
So I don't know how to become this things pack leader when it sees me as "sparring partner"

>>29121644
I really wish I knew who shot this footage. Oh well, I guess that other guy will get the award.

>>29125259
I assume the same as people, since most people can't visualize concepts or hear their thoughts inside their heads.

>>29121502
When I was a kid my parents took me to the circus to see this fancy German fairy who was apparently the greatest of all time because he'd only been mauled 17 times.
The show was this tearful send-off. He was retiring and there wouldn't be a replacement because it was now illegal to torture animals for fun.
I spent the whole show wanting the tigers to jump his ass, but unfortunately it looked like they were drugged or something.

>>29121647
Anyone who thought about Jews while watching this video is an anti-semite.

>>29126010
he dosnt know what a car is, to him its a rock he can scratch his ass on

>>29124431
From that height hitting water is like hitting concrete tho.

>>29125189
1) Buicks have dexcool orange coolant
2) it's a 1st gen Suzuki jimmy, it came with factory blue coolant, also had coolant reservoir right above the passenger wheel well
3) it's clearly blue liquid, so you're bad, take L, and shit on my balls.

>>29126289
>concept
What's that?

>>29121565
hes lucky the elephant decided not to kill him

>>29121887
Just want to hate fuck this dumb bitch

>>29121896
Didnt know they scratch themselves like dogs

>>29122767
>Scotland Yard arrives on scene to put the hooligans in their place.

>>29126402
as caniforms, dogs and bears are related species.

>>29121529
They say an elephant never forgets. As others have already pointed out, the pajeet is alive for most of that origami routine, even though the elephant could have killed him instantly. Makes you wonder what he did to deserve it. Why do pajeets worship some animals, like cows, but are then completely cruel to others? It makes no sense! The noble elephant deserves better than to be bullied and beaten. Give India back to the elephants.

>>29126412
Can i get that in english doc?

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>>29126497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia

>>29121923
even now Decades later, asshole driving up on a Rhino, pure Instinct. Video so old no disRespwct R.I.P. Rhino and Driver.

>>29126223
There is no morality in nature, shove your pearls up your ass

>>29121420 (OP)
Based jeet nonappreciating elefren

>>29126497
Carnivora is split into two main suborders, caniformia and feliformia. Dog-like and cat-like.

>>29121860
I thought Monkeys weren't allowed?

>>29126351
I put dexcool in this bitch at least once a week because she has two leaks, but the crazier thing
>2) it's a 1st gen Suzuki jimmy
There is no such thing as a suzuki jimmy, its a jimny you stupid underage faggot, stop posting