Thread 29140892

Let's have a thread about jolly ole England and the UK in its state of DK.

rekt, cringe, fail, funny, keywords for people searching the catalog for not porn, etc, although porn is acceptable as long it is relevant.

English people cannot speak the English language. This Bong child is screaming gibberish. This is unacceptable. Even the brown child says things you can understand.

>>29140900
sorry, with sound

why do bong women look like this?

>>29141200
gross

>>29141200
LMAO

>>29141190
Someone told me it's how they think Californian girls/women look.

>>29141294
No one gets out of a van like that who isn't looking for confrontation.

>>29141322
If I remember right, I think the fella in the vans daughter had been mistreated in some way, by the wee cunt outside. I Cannae mind.

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need more scotland videos

>>29141294
My local boozer the Warwickshire lad

>>29141391
do you mean he's the town drunk or that he owns a liquor store?

>>29141376
I’d have to take her socks off and kiss her feet

>>29140892 (OP)
Jimmy the Bastard belongs in this thread

>>29141332
fake and gay

>>29141395
he deleted his posts because he gave away the name of his local pub

>>29141327
>>29141331
>Bong_bully
They aren't bullies their doing their job. It's not a silly tourist thing they are the royal guards.

The absolute state of the yoo kay

>>29141501
no, it is tourist crap, and they are unnecessarily means because it's a meme. they do the same royal guard tourist shit in other countries but don't act like dicks.

>>29141501
its actually just a silly tourist thing

>>29141518
>>29141518
They are literally members of our military, they are the Kings personal army.

>>29141553
no, it's tourist crap. the king doesn't need an army, he is protected by the Royalty Protection Group, which is basically bongland secret service.

>>29141531
they see me rollin', they hatin'

>>29141222
Come on everyone has internet, maybe in 80's not today.
This is very specific look so certain group of lassies, they like it.

>>29141816
>>29141531
And they say girls aren't fun

>>29141462
lol he keeps that stiff upper lip straight into the drink.

>>29141501
They literally are just a tourist thing though.
Military faggots play-pretending to be robots like >>29141518 is so lame and gay.
If they really needed to guard stuff they would just do it covertly as it would be much more effective.
If these leeches fucked off nothing bad would happen. And even if, there'd be better, less homosexual, less childish ways to do so. There is zero benefit to them fuck cunting around walking the way they do. So no, it is nothing but a tourist attraction, and they are circus monkeys with military training and nothing else.

>>29141501
Also, if it's not a silly tourist thing, explain why they are legally, allowed to put up a tourist stall here which pays taxes >>29141501 you gay defender of moronic traditions that should die out.
When nerds LARP it's cringe, and when militaries LARP it is also cringe.

>>29141331
Why does he yell "FUCKER"? Or "FUCK HER"? She is just a child man. Wtf that's pedo

>>29142154
>>29142179
I don't think I'll be able to convince you and even if you agreed with me I gain nothing.
It's not worth it

>>29141333
You cannot look at the way this retard in the middle flails his arms around and tell me he doesn't fantasize about men.
Jesus this is just painful to look at.
>Oh look at me I'm a soldier man *stomp stomp stomp* Now I'll stand like I have a stick up my butt and salute. We're very serious people respect us.
Bunch of faggots. That ofc includes American parades where the soldiers juggle their guns like circus employees. Just kys?

>>29142196
The issue you have is that you are unable to explain why a simple, well trained, security guard + cameras isn't enough. A security guard with whatever training you think is necessary, but with his dignity intact by not being paraded around.
You need to defend the necessity for the guards to have silly hats, hilariously pathetic robot play-pretend, and the copious amounts of tourist stalls + tourists frequenting these locations.
So I'm not surprised you'd rather not engage in that, because it's impossible to defend.

>>29142312
ok

>>29142317
Glad we came to an agreement. Another one convinced that military fairies should be shamed.

>>29142349
lol sure

>>29140901
These chuds are retared as fuck. All they have to do is move somewhere else and they can enjoy the shit holes they are wanting to invide.

>>29140913
I bet this place gets American treatment of good ol columbine

>>29141075
Niggers: we wuz da first English. Dey hiding our history. Dey not like us.

>>29142391
>I have this belief system so therefore I'm going to impose it on everyone
>Welcome to our country Muslims!

>>29142191
If that's what you got out of this video then you may want to reevaluate your life.

>>29142240
Just say that you amounted to nothing in life. It definitely takes less words, fag.

>>29142521
>tim horton's

>>29142506
That's a lot of words for you?
Damn, you should stick to walking like robot and taking yourself overly serious, zogbot.

>>29141190
Aha, now i understand what that one young lady at work is going for. She seems nice enough but i know she bad mouths most everyone. I put a spare tire on for her once, but only because her mom asked me to doso.

>>29141419
Niggers hate that they can't enjoy tanning. No tattoos either. Even their scars have to bubble up just to be visible. Niggers hate us out of envy.

>>29141348
gawd there a few fuckers Id like to do that do..no lie

>>29142541
God damn what a loser you are

>>29141462
Would you believe he'd get a slap on the wrist
and yet, if he said the N word get get 12 years in prison easy

>>29141346
And retards say this was the last good doctor, holy shit

>>29142196
>I am full of shit and know it
You can just say it, Mohammad.

>>29141190
bong women all have weird eyebrows, its like they look painted on but not really, bushy but not unkempt..its really odd to me.
Do they all fake tan? is that a thing in Bong land? or do they just live in tanning beds hoping to look baboonish? And what in the fuck is up with that weird foundation they all wear, like it looks pasty and metallic, keep in mind this in no way strictly a british fad this shit is everywhere unfortunately. Granted most of the bitches who wear it where I live are hispanic but it bleeds into the whites and asian but the foundation its gastly how did that ever get popular?

>>29140909
she's saying scrambled eggs and soldiers

>>29142691
so you cannibalize dead veterans? terrible.

>>29141075
No wonder Birmingham is such a bad place, even according to bongs I know who grew up there

>>29141358
Ireland not England

>>29141409
>bong thread
Irish actor

>>29140901
>>29142372
>>29142391
The amount of self hatred liberals have is truly bizarre

>>29142679
Based Lovecraft

>>29141190
These are pikeys, not bongs.

>>29141472
kek

>>29141518
>Standard issue M16's and pig stickers.
Based.

>>29141331
what a racist piece of shit. Why is this foreigner wearing such a faggy getup in a muslim country anyway?

>>29141337
>I'm English
Lol retarded jeet woman will never be English

>>29141346
I wonder what tribe of people made this absolute piece of fucking shit???

>>29140901
Ever notice how these "diversity is good" people never support White immigration to non-White countries. Its only Non-Whites into White countries for them, but never the other way.

>>29143083
nani kore the fuck!?

>>29143099
do british women want to look like niggers or am i missing something

>>29141425
>>29141430
This guy was funny
He quit because he got a wife and started a family
wish he still made stuff but he got the happy ending

>>29142372
Those people are a bunch of NPC's
How pathetic all of them.
Enjoy being replaced fucking morons.

>>29142519
>I feel like I'm in my own country
I'd ask why she doesn't move back to her own shithole country but I already know the answer is that there's no white people to leech off of.

>>29143162
just give them their country back and move somewhere else. stop being racist and let the europeans embrace their earned fate. Like the canadians, elbows up, dicks in mouth, cum swallowed.

>>29142536
They're not even hiding their agenda anymore
Even here in Canada the highscool I went to 15 years ago is all brown kids (when I was there from 2004-08 it was 80% white)

>>29142679
They can call him racist but they can't say he's wrong

>>29143173
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>>29143062
>>29143065
>>29143069
I hope all the Jews who brought these nigger pets over to white countries have their pet niggers turn on them like a pack of pitbulls

>>29143074
Can anyone translate this?
Any Vlads out there who can help?

>>29143210
supposedly even the trillionaires and billionaires are getting really tired of soros' shit. People aren't buying slop anymore and that was apparently the line for some of these fuckers. Won't surprise me if he turns up hung from a tall tree and shot in the spine 30 times soon.

>>29143083
>Downie retard grandma
>Normal looking guy
What the actual fuck?!?!?!?!
Why?????

>>29143089
New Half Sword demo is looking pretty dope

>>29140923
This is Ilford, 10 mins from where I grew up. Ilford has been like that since the 80s.

>>29143234
>>Downie retard grandma
>>Normal looking guy
>What the actual fuck?!?!?!?!
>Why?????
Maybe that's a fetish he has. You know how some people have a fetish for fat women/men? So this is something like that, except for Downie retard grandmas.

>>29143171
>just give them their country back
The country wasn't founded by pakis you retarded nigger
eat shit and die

>>29143252
I didn't say it was you racist. They earned it by erasing the useless dross of a failed society. Why even try to argue when your fellow countrymen have absolutely no intent of agreeing with you. There was a war fought and you lost. Your brothers betrayed you. Go jack off to cartoons and post on 4chan about how bitter you are.

>>29143273
awful... was that racist woman executed for screaming without an ollerin' loicense? was she arrested for resisting a good ole rapin'?

bloody elle wut's appened tah jolly ole englan eye?

>>29140909
I hate Andy, fuck that quadroon in his fucking nostril. That girl's clearly some kind of downie.

>>29143268
fair play to the lass, she didn't try to run, i know plenty of lads who would have.

>>29143266
You are a retarded kike

>>29143304
IP reported, Tv loicense revoked, drivers license bruised, big brother mentioned, beans on toast tested, tiddlies winked etc...

expect a phone call from the ministry of racisms soon

>>29143313
"you alright bruv... c'mon bruv gettup"

why is this dude as dumb as your average single mom

>>29143295
Jews were behind the cheddar man bullshit
I forget the names and organisation but usual suspects

>>29143328
The clapping reminds me of that part of the animatrix where the humans agree to let the robots live in peace.

>>29140901
truth is its not white enough

its a european country so should be largely white

saying the UK is too white is like saying africa is too black, or india is too brown, or asia is too slitty.

>>29143271
gross
she had the same car for 4 years?
i feel sick just thinking about it

>>29143328
I hope everyone responsible for this gets lined up against a wall and executed by a firing squad
And we all know what tribe funded this demonic garbage

>>29143290
I'm a lorry driver, whenever this happens, it is always the person driving the car who as at fault. It is impossible for the lorry driver to cause this.

>>29141419
wife material

>>29142636
no its only a certain type, not all are like that here, they're like the english equivalent of japanese gyarus, the heavily tanned ones are like ganguro, it looks fucking awful but its just their thing.

>>29143319
from 1.35 onward black shirt is falsely imprisoning red shirt and committing gbh, should have been arrested, charged, convicted and then deported, but probably wasn't.

>>29141327
i saw a video of one of these guards trampling a kid

>>29143383
I drove a cabover for a while some years ago. I'd always assumed you could see or feel something caught on the truck but one morning i got waved down at the warehouse because apparently i was dragging a concrete barrier in front of the truck. Didn't hear a fucking thing and the truck sang along like usual it didnt even show up on the tach. Gave me a healthy respect for semi trucks.

>>29143086
didnt you hear her she said we were brorn in ingrund

>>29143402
what the fuck are you trying to say
try again without the weeb bullshit

>>29142191
STAND CLEAR

>>29142665
stolen bike

>>29143089
>bin that blade

>>29142624
Weird boner for the chav girls who used to bully me in high school.

>>29142636
Think it's called a 'scouse brow'.

>>29143295
holy fucking cope
these ((((people)))) will stop at nothing
and neither will their pets

>>29143313
Gun violence... in Britain?
Bullshit! This is propaganda!
Britain has the strictest gun laws and it's illegal to have a gun on you and shoot other people with it!!!

>>29143328
and then, for no reason at all, Hitler is voted as chancellor.

>>29143336
fucking white knight at the end helping the nog

>>29143271
yes this is a dirty bitch or she larping,
>no ones ever complained
>casually scratches her fanny

>>29141358
>>29142762
>Ireland not England
Same shit

>>29141190
i guess every place has its New Jersey

>>29143568
how does one achieve this form? what manner of kung fu?

>>29143444
>what the fuck are you trying to say
>try again without the weeb bullshit
i literally said what i meant in the first half a sentence, my analogy was solid, if you cant grasp that i cant help you.

>>29143606
Super Saiyan 4 but with Kyo Ken x40.

>>29140927
>no...no!
>lightly jogs away
It's just that easy

>>29143295
i do not believe the out of africa theory
i have no evidence that it is not true
but everything else i was told has been a lie, so this probably is too

>>29143716
Out of Africa theory has been debunked by actual science. But that doesn't stop the browns and jews from continuing to parrot the narrative

>>29140901
They are saying that because they feel like, with the interviewer being black, if they said other wise they would at best get fired from their job and hit with hate speech charges(because its the UK) or the interviewer would assault them

https://youtube.com/shorts/lq_lYpTBXvI?si=PEjOuhxruIwyRR_r □ reddit.com/r/ARK/comments/18bd9al/how_the_hell_do_i_get_rid_of_swamp_fever/

>>29142519
This is the most beautiful lady i've ever seen in my life.

>>29141518
Whether or not they're real military or not doesn't matter. Stupid fuckin tourists should stand behind the rope and not get in the fucking way for a photograph. It's like that stupid cunt that caused the entire tour de France to pile up and crash, causing injuries just so she could get her banner on the TV. All tourist mutts that can't follow the rules, and cause trouble should be fucking shot like diseased dogs

>>29144027
She's pretty pretty

>>29141376
I was waiting for him to untie the rope, then close the bin lid and walk away ngl

>>29140904
Kek this is my local pub, love me Bill

>>29141459
Fair enough, I believe it, case closed

>>29142332
The fuck does it matter anymore? Hollywood's been Jewish since it started.

>>29141358
I live, and am currently posting from, literally 2 minutes walk from that first clip lmao.

>>29143324
Diamonds.
Holy shit.

>>29141190
tanned skin is a foreign concept to a country that never sees the sun so to them it's exotic

Just making breakfast dee lads

>>29141190
The UK is a class-ridden society.
What you're looking at there is the lower classes, and reasons why the social support network/UC should be abolished.

>>29142519
Bradford has the highest rate of crime and rape in the UK.
What a surprise

>>29142414
Allegorical and beautiful.

>>29142641
London doesn't have a knife problem, it has a nigger problem.

>>29143062
>>29143065
>>29143069
You can take the shitskins out of Africa but you can't take Africa out of the shitskins.

>>29143287
I love it when the trash takes itself out.

>>29142521
Story?

>>29142641
oh its the guy who games the reddit algo to r/all every day

>>29144372
Was just going to try and steal his phone or money or something
He'd probably been following him for awhile and likely was going to pull a knife out on him (hence why he reached into his pocket) the guy just slapped him before he was able to do anything.

In UK youths can really get away with a lot sadly, a lot of them know this and exploit it for crime, you'll see a lot of them on google if you search for "roadman uk"

>>29141501
it's a silly tourist thing

>>29141200
They say his face smells like ass to this day.

>>29141462
Kek, I live about 10 minutes walk from this stretch of canal

>>29143287
At the end of this video, the camera man was arrested for having a butter knife in his van

>>29143302
ah stratford never change

>>29143405
delusional. the gammon got absolutely rocked for being a delusional retard, just like you. btw, report just got leaked the government is spending 800 million to house 20 thousand Afghans in England. England is just so based

>>29143946
Black Loives Matter

>>29143220
>can't even tell that you are walking somewhere in London
>not sure where I'm living, which district, maybe iranian kupchino (I don't really get this part, some Saint Petersburg reference perhaps. I guess the meaning is, he's wondering if the area is some local ethnic anomaly)
>this place is really a bit unnerving. I haven't seen any blondes aside from myself out of about 1000 people, maybe a couple of gingers
>such is the situation

>>29143946
yer a cuckold 'arry

>>29143173
I went to high school in canada in the early 00s. class was entirely white with one japanese bro. went back to see my teacher before his retirement because I really liked him and his homeroom class was unironically 100% brown. no asians even. just random jeets, blacks, browns.

its like where I grew up is already completely destroyed. growing up I thought my problems would be women, earning money, staying in shape, that sort of thing. instead it is the complete annihilation of my society.

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>>29143328

"BBC 4"

No, it was on Channel 4, which is unrelated to the BBC and is not "funded by British taxpayers". It is funded by advertising.

Also, it was after the watershed, so it's not even a problem.

If you are mad about this you are a huge faggot.

>>29144743
Thank you

>>29140927
Nice try

heard emma watson is banned from driving for 6 months, apparently for speeding

>>29141337
Some nigga be mad...no pride i your country, I smell a communist

>>29140892 (OP)
Wonder why we don't have regular Israel thread? I'm sure the antics of those who cause this is exceptional by comparison

>>29143341
You dumb fuck they were clapping for their own demise...its irony...

Next time AI showed up they told them to surrender their flesh and lit off a nuke...
Then the wars started....

>>29145159
>>29145139
lmao kys nazi losers

>>29142154

You're right, they are a show. it's what they represent that's important though, not what they're actually doing. They represent the strength and uncompromising commitment of the UK military to the royal family who are themselves also symbols of the UK and it's peoples.

>>29145159
>>29145139
>>29143379
>>29143526
Shitler was not elected, lmao

lmao kys nazi losers!

>>29145139
Who could this anon be?

>>29141333
Changing of the guard by the looks. Always some retard tourists giving them grief.

>>29140909
>cheese and chapati
who the fuck eats cheese and chapati for breakfast
dumb cunt

>>29145302
stop bullying a child and kys nonce

>>29142414
i hate tom scott and its gives me a sense of schadenfreude seeing his receding hairline

>>29140913
im trans but this shit makes me sick.
look at her face at the end, shes a teacher but shes using those children like her own little psychology experiment. the world isnt accepting and for the few that are lgbt theyll be hurt the most by that realisation and for the rest theyll feel resentment over it. it helps no one but the creep feel morally superior over a bunch of children.
also since theyre covering lgbt stuff, are they also going through straight fairytales and writing love letters (which is the most retarded thing ive ever heard).

just leave the kids alone :/ they should be learning so that they can become scientists, engineers and shit, not writing their teacher love letters.

>>29145328
you are not trans, you are just a fag, you will never be a woman

>>29145340
thanks anon, ill take that to heart.
you are equally as unsufferable as the teacher in the video.

>>29145134
did she apologise for her new car?

>>29145309
if you eat chapati for breakfast even nonces wouldn't want ya

>>29145328
fairy tales? transman can give birth

>>29141332
Why did you post this? Back to facebook, cunt.

>>29141518
>>29141545
>>29142154
>>29142179
>>29144436
brown hands typed these posts

>>29144085
yes, and jewish people enjoy making white men shack up with literally anything but;
white women.
why?

>>29141501
>>29141518
They're a better trained regular infantry unit but just have to do guard work when they're home.
Their job is legitimately defence and they have teams in armour with full mags on standby for if it gets actually serious, they're there as a visual deterrent and for tradition. You can't have buildings the Royal family walk in kept guarded by a rope and a locked door.

>>29145445
You're not gonna convince them, idiots who've never been to UK sprouting off nonsense.

>>29143111
My ex, who was literally born in Zambia, looked like less of a nigger than most chav girls. (She also spoke far, far better too.)

>>29145321
Why do you hate him? He is quite sensible for a bong.

>>29143848
the truth is, if you say something against the grain, it doesn't get posted.
SOurce: they're all over Edinburgh, and i've been asked similar bullshit multiple times, which has led to my face being posted online, "cancelled" which is fucking hilarious, but 99% of the time, after asking the question, as soon as you say "no, quite the opposite as the UK is now a minority white country wi..." they'll just walk away mid sentence or you'll never see them again.
they also are obviously paid for, you'll see between 5-10 of them on the same street, or working the same day, and you'll see them shuffle into non-profit minibuses, or meeting at coffee places etc, and you'll even see them asking each other the questions.

it's completely staged BS

>>29143848
>at best get fired from their job and hit with hate speech charges
Neither happen.

>>29145493
no clue, but he rubs me the wrong fucking way
i should like him, based on his content, but i don't
gives me extremely heavy reddit vibes

>>29141338
nicked his daughters cash oot her purse.

>>29144203
I only care about the poor dog.

>>29140901
Cucks.

>>29141075
how do these people not get bored with this obvious bullshit... its like on and on and on with this stupidity. Hahaha. Fucks sake. Europe and the west is cooked, but england is on a totally different level of cooked. holy fuck

>>29141551
Oh supercarnigel you fat bastard

>>29142626
The best bit is it is probably 5c outside temperature.

>>29143824
god bless to this fat fucking animal. That food looks hella delish so I dont blame him

>>29143369
This. Its the most abbsurd shit ever.

>>29141419
Oooooh shit. Love it.

>>29145148
I've always wanted to do that but never built up the courage. That is a real fucking steep hill.

>>29142521
Based, if all Europeans did this there wouldn't be any problems.

>>29143051
Yup... keep it elevated. Sure, don't anyone tie off a tourniquet or anything.

>>29142626
British Chads are living good fucking different slags every week.

>>29143128
>he got a wife and started a family
>he got the happy ending
yeah sure, I'm just dying to finally meet my wife and raise children like I don't have better stuff to do than going grocery shopping, both deciding on furniture, having split chores ...

>>29141518
>>29142154
>>29144436
absolute brainlets. the Royal Life Guards do fight. search for crazy coy if you want to read about it. dont know if the brits fight as well but the danish do

>>29141332
fake and gay tiktok slop kys

>>29141360
>pixel bar
fucking hate it lads

>>29140913
Based and I'm not even joking.
People should be able to marry across genders, races and economical statuses. I am not being ironic. Because why the fuck not ?

>29 new posts
:D
>zero new webms
D:

>>29140913
>Based
>Prince marries his servant
Suck my cock or I'll behead you cunt

>>29141190
Jesus Christ that second to last one

>>29143716
it doesn't matter what you BELIEEEEEEVE you mongoloid mouthbreather

>>29143824
fucking turkish slob

>>29141358
Claw hammer to the body several times - he is fucked up. Good work boyos.
Nigger high tackled that lad and he stood his ground saying "what have I done?"
Always travel in packs lads, that's what the niggers do. While their thick skulls can take a beating, their weak shins and ankles are their downfall. Take out their legs first. It's the same with the shitskins down under

>>29141425
Making fun of a disabled kid isn't very funny.

>>29141376
Tfw no clumsy highlands gf

>>29145321
I don't think he's ever had a girlfriend, or sex with a woman. And he is straight.

>>29142372
I'm not even bong and i could be more nationalistic than them.
Whats bri'ish culture ya say cunt? How about
>Punk Music
>Rock music
>Monarchy
>Freedom
>capitalism
>Innovation and industrialization
>Expansion and conquer
>The most spoken language in the world
>Football
>The whole concept of victorian fantasy
>tolkien
>Protestantism
>Separation of church, state and monarchy
>Creating the united states, australia, Canada, New zeland and so many more countries.
>The greatest empire that ever existed
>Naval exploration and adventure.

>>29145109
It's worse. Channel 4 is owned by the UK Government.

>>29146064
You forgot morris dancing.

>>29140901
>In terms of political figures its too white
>Multiple paki mayors
>Paki prime minister for years
>Current TORY PARTY leader is a retarded nigger female baboon
>Leader of the SNP was a paki for years on top

Fucking gass these retards

>>29140901
These people vote for their destruction of their own country.

>>29140913
This is pure and utter indoctrination.

>>29141190
Those aren't typical British women they are Irish travelers, I dont even think this is in Britain this is Ireland by the rendering on the house

>>29141190
I've been all these bitches are in the early twenties but they look like they're in their late 30s.

>>29143075
Hahahahahahaha

>>29140913
In the end she literally says
>We have to do it at this age of the kids because only now they're susceptible to brainwashing
Day of the rope can't come soon enough.

>>29141459
This is one of those kids that will have the same face when they're 30

>>29141346
Total marvel death, total DC death, total doctor who death, total star wars death, total Disney death. The list goes on but if you enjoyed any of these franchises even as a kid I will consider you compromised

>>29141332
Gay fake video

>>29142519
Good old BBC with their propaganda.

>>29143319
>Call the police
>I am
>Call the police
>I got it on film
Bitch? Call the cops you dumb whore. She even says "call the police" to someone off camera, as if the guy didn't tell her to record. Dumb whore. Cunt.

>>29143453
oh, yeah that makes more sense jej

>>29141205
Does anyone else know the lore behind General Minus? I remember ages ago someone said there's a conspiracy that he's one of these gay normie radio hosts on like BBC R1 or whatever. Dont remember who the suspect is but he did sound exactly alike and the timeline of Minus stopping posting and this guy getting on the radio are exactly the same

>>29143250
That's some niche fucking fetish

>>29141200
Bit of a lost art these old boys pub pranks not really a thing with zoomers. Had this guy at my pub was an old coke head my mate worked with and frequented the local and his whole thing was he'd convince you to let him take an item (usually a lighter) and they'd close their eyes then he'd go "hide it somewhere" while their eyes were closed he'd go out into the carpark and wipe his fingers on the exhaust pipe of a car then he'd come back and smear the black smoke on the guys face while his eyes were still closed

>>29146240
Yeah it's Greg James.

>>29140923
Not so fun when they do it to you huh?

>>29143295
Daily reminder that cheddar man was white and the brownoid complexation was literally an assumption with no evidence proposed by the univeristy of tel aviv

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