Thread 29149514

How many of these videos can we get?

post three faggot

>>29149514 (OP)
Does anyone have the one where the asian guy shoots a tied up hooker with like ten types of airsoft/pellet guns or whatever it was and then fucks her?

>>29149514 (OP)
Ah, now this IS the version:

>>29149514 (OP)
Holy shit. KEK. She scream like a pig

I don't have any porn, so have this instead

>>29150221
>>29150208
Does that leave scarring?

>>29150641
>I don't have any porn
don't post anything then

>>29149514 (OP)
Post the good one

>>29150957
>I call this performance "Clean it up janny"
>dedicated to all those who do it for free

>>29149963
If I am not mistaken that is thornapple aka Datura Stramonium.
Open it up and brew some tea with the seeds inside for the most insane psychedelic experience that can last anywhere from 24hours to 2 weeks

>>29151036
>Datura
Damn, the name inspires fear in psychonauts

>>29151036
you'll die lol

>>29150947
one with sound

>>29150719
LOL this is the BEST

>>29150641
> funny porn
Posts something that's neithe funny nor porn
Good job mate, where did you buy that IQ of yours?

>>29151036
>If I am not mistaken
You are, faggot. It's just chestnuts.

>>29150992
Who's got the video of this guy holding the girl over his shoulder as he's failing to open a door?

>>29150719
wtf

>>29150863
>>29150866

>>29150685
she's literally disfigured for life

>>29151683
Sauce?

>>29151036
>psychedelic experience that can last anywhere from 24hours to 2 weeks
what the fuck anon. 6 hours from shrooms is plenty. who the hell wants a 2 week trip?

>>29150163
Just recently been to an airsoft place. Nothing fucking soft about it. Was shot multiple times. I was wearing a baggy hoody with a tshirt under it and those fuckers still broke the skin and drew blood. She must be in agony

>>29151539
IT'S FUCKING RAW
Gordon Ramsey really has a strange past.

>>29151276
Not spiky enough for chestnuts. It's a sweet gum seed.

>>29151646
This is what will happen if I ever have sex.
>>29151796
FUCKING KEK

>>29151732
GIWTWM
>>29151628
I lost when I saw the cat

>>29150223
I always feel bad for the ladies in a lot of these videos because they're all really cute.
They signed up for it though so whatever.

Not really porn, but....

>>29152465
and here's the opposite view kek

>>29150324
>>29150327
>>29150334
I lol'd

>>29152451
this was invented by clowns in this amazing scene featuring Holly Hendrix

>>29152501
kek

>>29150717
I bet she is some suburban soccer mom now

>>29152527
I don't know but there's more

>>29152452
I've heard some of them get forced into it by the yakuza but it could be a myth

>>29150719
AAAAAAAGH

>>29150163
>>29150169
>>29150178
>>29150183
>>29150190
>>29150208
>>29150217
>>29150221
>>29150223
How much money did she owe!?!

Anyone have the one with the chick getting fucked and the guy in a red bandana dancing in the background?

>>29150832
best edit

>>29151036
>If I am not mistaken
You're mistaken.
It's a sweetgum tree fruit.

I'm hoping someone has seen it our knows the sauce. Been looking for a video for almost 10 years where this male pornstar is cumming from getting his dick sucked and is screaming like he is turning super saiyan.

>>29150860
still would

>>29151036
they're called gumballs retard

>>29149951
YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG

>>29151628
That cat has seen some shit.

>>29150980
wow congrats on finding the shittiest existing version of that

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>>29151036
That's not datura and datura is not a psychedelic it's a deliriant and depressant. Enough will paralyze your diaphragm and suffocate you

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>>29152394
Haven't seen this in a long time.

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>>29152568
"Did I do that?"

>>29150719
A little piece of truffle to go with the champagne

>>29151595
I hope I never find my parents like this

>>29153333
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>>29151036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesculus_hippocastanum
They're German, it's a horse chestnut.

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>>29154386
no they're clearly fucking not. go on google images.

>>29150217
doesn't that look disgusting? i mean, i'm all for punishing women, but i don't get how you could see a bunch of nasty red marks all over her body and want to have sex with her

>>29154798
trypophilia?

>>29153599
Freak that bitch out Tone

>>29154793
They are, I live within 200m of these trees.

>>29155005
yes but did you put them in your asshole too?

>>29150912
kek

>>29154798
>>29154919
It's hot in a debasement sense of "Wow she's completely fucked up and still desperately trying to get fucked? What a whore, absolutely addicted to dick."

>>29150324
>>29150327
>>29150334
this is hilarious!

>>29151036
looks like a Chinese chestnut. I'm one of the other anons got it right but it at the very least isn't datura, retard.

>>29150715
here is a better quality version for your archive

>>29156204
thank you kind sir

>>29150641
i want the person who edited this to die

>>29156534
What's the difference between a brain and a vagina?
Not all women have a brain...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>29151617
Lost

>>29152619
Sure bro, it's all consensual

>>29151603
topkek

>>29151654
do you have the one where the dude fucks a negress in a cursed apartment where it was once a porn set?

>>29155822
Kek that’s gold

>>29151669
xxxpawn is a classic

>>29152436
Sause?

>>29151640
I’ve always wondered what’s with these crazy bullet like nips and why I’ve only seen them on Asians?

>>29150169
How are spanking/slapping threads immediately nuked but stuff like this is allowed?