BEHOLD, SHOVEL DOG

ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO COOK MYSELF A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FOR LUNCH BECAUSE AMERICA.

POST YOUR MOST BRUTAL REKT LIKE IN THIS THREAD.

>>29161293 (OP)
What is this bullshit? Go back to plebbit.

>>29161506
THIS FAGGOT CAN'T HANDLE THE BRUTALITY

>>29161309
What a sweet cat for staying calm.

>>29161337
You are a sick motherfucker!

>>29161506
You are weak.

>>29161894
you will eat the pussy

>>29161293 (OP)
this is sick. get some help

>>29161347
I wish cephalopods lived longer, octopuses are smart (better than the average mammal) but only live for two years.

>>29161506
lighten up faggot

>>29161968
very nice!

this is a really good thread!
love the intensity and the utter humanity!

>>29161323
love this! super huge short eared rabbits, eh?

>>29161737
if I wanna see beaver munching wood we have 300 other threads, gosh!

Is the carwash video some kind of meta meme in these threads because I can't seem to see the rekt?

>>29161506
Sees a cute animal, has to complain? Oh yeah, it's faggot time - Anon

>>29161506
hahaha this dude is mad he didn't get to see animals dying

>>29161293 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK MODS

>>29161380
race war

>>29161293 (OP)
who saves videos like this on their computer? you are a sick individual.

>>29161917

>>29161293 (OP)
I was about to say! noooo

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>>29161359
this unironically pissed me off.

>retarded dog is obviously retarded
>it can barely walk
>obsessively food driven to the point it fucks with other dogs' meals even though there is plenty of food
>they are doing less than nothing to correct its behavior or train it to regulate its food intake
>actually exploiting it for clout

either actually fucking train the dog how to behave properly at meal time or just put it down. Fuck these subhuman exploitative pieces of shit.

>>29161506
newfag

>>29161293 (OP)

>>29161337

>>29161359
is this ai?

>>29164290
no, it's like 6 years old, in fact.

>>29164308

>>29161486
Brutal dose. Doc, the fuck is wrong with you.

>>29162000
Moral Kombat 2 lookin pretty good

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>>29162442
>super huge short eared rabbits, eh?

Those are capybara.

>>29161968
Massive ponyo vibes from this one lads

Jihadi Kot brutally murdered a thot.

>>29161506
If not seeing animals suffering legit makes you angry you need be committed asap nigga

>>29162000
Synapsid gets brutally mauled by theropod avian dinosaur.

A duck offends primordial beasts and gets cast out to void.

https://screamintothevoid.com

>>29164943
hell yeha

Abused cat attacks cruel owner

>>29165041

>>29165046
Goddammit I have no idea why but I'm almost constantly banned from posting files. Fuck I just posted one an hour ago

>>29165070
Sometimes 'chan sucks dick, used to happen to me constantly. Just restart your router.

>>29165056
GodsgoD of Chaos

>>29165071
Feels like if anyone tried to segway breeding a big cat into pet, it'd be a cheetah. They already seem like house cats, just massive.

>>29161486
did he die?

>>29161293 (OP)

>>29161486
idgi

>>29161299
ive got shovel dog at home :^)

ere you go!

>>29164251
What pissed me off was the awful slow motion edit. Whomever made that video needs to fo.

>>29164943
>moisturizing, etc

>>29165900
why do jews love this fetish so much

>>29165075
this abusive photographer needs the rope.
freezing animals so they cuddle for warmth is criminal.

>>29161359
That clumsy greedy one should be killed and made into chinese food.

>>29164259
Brutal for whoever's cleaning that mess.

>>29166014
I want a cheetah…

>>29164990
why did he do it?

>>29164951
After spending more than 7 hours in the void witnessing it's horrors, the duck is in shock upon being brought back to exactly same place and time from where it was taken from. It was left wondering and questioning it's own existence and reality for the remainder of it's life.

>>29161359
>milk + kibbles
sounds disgusting

These bunnies have been force-fed neodymium magnets

vicious lion attack

>>29166450

>>29161953
>swan overlords
Those are geese anon

>>29162363
>better than the average mammal
Considering we humans are mammals, I doubt that

>>29166587
Humans are not the average mammal.

>>29161486
troll webm, nothing happens, dont watch

>>29166597

>>29161981
>>29166294
>>29166442
Thread needs more monke.

>>29162501
Poor cat getting dogpiled

>>29164305
>I'm not cleaning that shit up; ya dumb bitch.

>>29166421

I came in this thread for brutality not fucking happy go lucky shit.

Waste for a thread.

>>29166964
these videos actually make you happy??
you sick fuck

>>29161486
Holy shit

>>29164931
"Wait, I'm a bird, fuck this dumb puzzle"

>>29161486
huh

>>29166469
What's that jacket made out of, mother fucker?

my favorite

>>29166408
human is pushing the cats leg, hence why it's ass is offscreen.

based, aryan and heterosexual thread

>>29166439
He didn't fly too well

>>29161293 (OP)
You disgust me

>>29166439
I know it just a dog but...

Two heckin cute animals threads!
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
KOT INSTEAD OF CAT HAHA HECKIN QUIRKY!

>>29161293 (OP)
of course the cuckoldry beebeese board loves da FUNNI AND HECKIN WHOLESOME CATRINOS

>>29167779
4chan invented cats

>>29165872
As I recall there's already several places trying to domesticate them. Foxes and otters have already been domesticated, so it's only a matter of time until before you can get your own cheetah from a reputable breeder.

>>29166938
ducksu

>>29167870
Lynx or ocelot are little felines, it's possible to "force" them to stay with humans (a cat named "savannah" is a good exemple).
Tigers or lions or cheetah are BIG felines, impossible to have them with us like a dog or a cat.

The same with monkeys : you can have a little monkey with you like a marmoset but even MJ with his ape put him in a cage most of the time, gorillas and chimps and all the BIG monkeys : it don't work. They can't handle to stay with us.

I continue: you know the kangaroo ? Marsupials : the same. You can have some of them in your home, but not the BIG ones like kangaroos.

Amazing, it works with all the others : adios my parrot I take an ostrich in the living room. Good luck. BIG birds don't want to be our friends.

Little animals watch us like gods, BIG ones watch us like food.

The guy in Russia who make foxes keep the ones who bark like dogs and don't bites.
Thousands of them are killed to have 3 or 4 "good" foxes. What a waste.

And again it works because LITTLE animals.

If you are waiting to buy a kind cheetah who can sleep in the child bedroom you are dreaming.

cat gets killed by a human

pig gets slaughtered alive

cat kills an annoying seal

cat suffers severe brain injury

>>29161359
>chinese letters
of course

>>29164954
he was like "wtf man?"

>>29166597
it's because the automated car washes will fuck up your paint over time. the "rekt" of this video is dumb car owners too lazy to wash their cars, so they pay for the convenience but it fucks up their car

>>29167728
Kys brownoid

>>29164999
75 pigeons? How deep is that hole? Jesus Christ.

>>29168576
they're pigeonholed

>>29166294
This kind of swing seems designed to break wrists

>>29166442
why does monke have chain on neck? ;(

>>29165056
>i'm an agent of chaos

>>29161337
Did they ever get the head back?

>>29166935
You're an evil piece of shit

>>29166552
They appear to be swan geese, so he's half right.

>>29164931
They’re the niggers of birds after all.

>>29164954
Direct evidence that literal monkeys are cleaner than pajeets.

>>29162443
it just looks like the beginning of every industrial / shitty driver cctv footage of actual rekt

>>29166655
fucking always gets me

>>29168576
kek'd

>>29166655
>wassup gang, i'd just been chasing an animal can someone tell me what this is.
>look. 's'all weird i found it. I thought it was a duck. check the- the feet even-
>EY STAY STILL FAGGOT QUIT PECKING ME
>My mother has a zoo at her house, I'll be bringing it to her. But look at it, it's a pretty weird animal- AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT PECKED ME SON OF A BITCH *ssssssssssss* OOOOOOOOOO LOOK IT'S PECKING ME GANG AAAAA BITCHASS- *sssssss* FAGGOT- LET ME GO, DAMNIT- AA

>>29161367
HOLY SHIT WARN US NEXT TIME YOU POST

>>29161506
REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>29168944
What, intelligent helpers of Norse men?

>>29164259
>CLEAN IT UP, JANNY!

>>29161506
Based. 4tranny has fallen. Abandon all hope ye who enter this hive of scum and villainy

>>29161359
I hate chinks so much. Why did they add a crab claw? Where they hoping the retard would choke?

>>29169904
no, they just tear shit up and expect handouts. clearly.

>>29161981
This nogga look like a stuffed animal. This can't be real.
>>29164951
The most reddit caption ever

>>29162501
>white woman goes to india

>>29164305
>oh fuck she's gonna an hero

>>29166587
>Retard tries to post about intelligence
>Cannot into averages
pottery

>>29168095
>yakutian vs ukrainian

>>29165106
No, seriously, how else do you explain this besides the chick recognizes we have legs, recognizes IT has legs, and is imitating us?

>>29168288
Legendary. The extra context at the beginning makes the driver seem not as retarded. He was with those guys like twenty seconds ago

>>29167728
watch shit like this and you just know how retarded and ridiculous dinosaurs must have been

>>29164951
Not today, NSA.

>>29164990
His name is Edward Norton.

>>29167735
>dead nig, fed pig

>>29168944
That is bluejays and canadian geese

>>29165019
Now lunch can walk again.

>>29166435
Kek

>>29166482
Some rabies for yoilu

>>29164990
Not his turn with the brain cell, it seems!

>>29168137
Chefs kiss

>>29161299
what kinda pupper is that?

>>29161935

>>29168288
Never relax

>>29164308
dream big

>>29170023
>>29168288
Yes, and the stuff at the end, I didn't know they followed them too. What happened in the end? Is there a full story? I'm invested now.

>>29161293 (OP)
>Here's a cute tranimal, pretends that it's a gore
Grow up.

>>29170390
looks like a pug mixed with god knows what

>>29170390
Floof Ball

>>29168049
>Tigers or lions or cheetah are BIG felines
Cheetahs are small cats, that's why they can purr

>>29161506
Look at all the cucks mad in the replies kek

>>29168288
Genuine kino

>>29161293 (OP)
>>29161299
>>29161309
fuck this faggot ass thread

>>29161359
Wouldn't they die from refeeding syndrome?

>>29165067
>>29165071
if not fren then why fren shaped?

>>29169996
"white man has been here."
"how can you tell?"
"cuck fantasy"

>>29164251
I don't think you understand, they do this for ad-rev money. The people watching this are white.

>>29170501
Learn English shitskin esl

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>>29168049
this post is just a perfect example of being confidently full of shit

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>>29166294
too hardcore for me

>>29161355
I still can't believe how those blades works that way.

>>29164999
brutal webm

>>29167779
>>29170501
>>29170673
pretending something cute is gore has been part of the 4chan culture since the beginning you muzzrat niggers kys

>>29170020
you don't. even retarded animals are way smarter than we think and we should seriously consider how we treat them.

>>29161293 (OP)
you sick bastard

>>29161506
first time in a rekt thread, shonen?

>>29171761
nice aiming skills

>>29161981
HIS GREED DISGUSTS ME

>>29172508
Can't have shit in SEAland

>>29172508
>>29172518
monke is the top of the food chain in sealand

>>29164290
lmao it's over for zoomers

>>29161293 (OP)
>>29161299
>>29161309
hey is this the sick fuck thread full of chronically online people who are devoid of humanity? nice cat vids bro hope someone kills you by pouring molten steel down your fat gullet

>>29171693
Her demands are reasonable.

>>29169965
That's a fish.

>>29166935
Goddammit.

>>29161506
Get drafted nigger
Captcha: KADAR

>>29167800
>>29171790
4cuck*

>>29161486
people in the other thread are having a meltdown over this .webm

>>29161359
Possible the chinks starved him?

>>29173612
based
>>29174064
LOL

anyone have the one where the parrot gets the hamster on a wheel and spins it?

>>29161359
Dogs can't walk because they are in cages so small their legs just give up when they can actually move

>>29174115
>anyone have the one where the parrot gets the hamster on a wheel and spins it?

>>29174190
gyro pizza

>>29161506
Fuck off Muhammad. Go back to terrorizing London

>>29165900
wtf man

>>29174190
classic

thanks bro

>>29171693
Kek

>>29174064

>>29166552
>>29168941
swussy

>>29175441
shadow of the colossus.webm

>>29170350
Haha oranges amirite! They all share 1 collective brain cell and he's never had his turn!

>>29163684
does tiktok support widescreen videos now?

>>29167048
imagine the humor of this if he decapitated him anyway in the middle of dancing

>>29166964
oooo you're so edgy! will you be my cool friend? please?

>>29161953
absolutely brutal <3

>>29162378
pretty girl, pretty cat

This threads glowed up like a menorah

>>29161367
nerve gas attack

>>29174190
Nu pogodi reference?
Also nice use trava u doma song

>>29161486
fuck you

>>29162000
Edit of this but with Doom soundtrack

>>29175479
I don't get it

>>29161359
lmao, best yet

tragic case of racial ostracism
stop the hate

>>29161293 (OP)
Hey OC :) Did you know that there is a lot of people that can find where you live and do very naughty things to you regardless you having VPN or not? :) And also there is a lot of very determined people that don't care if you live on another continent or not. Ofc I'm not trying to intimidate you or something. But I just want to remind you that we have thought times and it's really important to look around and being careful when walking back home (or inside your house too accidents may happen everywhere isn't it?) So take care and I hope that you didn't miss understand my comment or something. I'm just a random 4chan anon after all right? ;)

>>29176192
dad knows his daughter doesn't swallow

>>29167501
That ATM is a Wincor Nixdorf ProCash 2000xe. The predecessor of the Wincor Nixdorf Cineo C2060. Which in turn was succeeded by the Diebold Nixdorf DN Series 400.
That ATM is 3 generations old.

>>29168576
75? Didn't you watch the video till the end?

>>29164308
He almost made it

>>29173089
nice sound those punches

EXTREMELY DISTURBING DO NOT WATCH

>>29176576
I saw what you did there

>>29165079
So now we know the missing Covid-19 vector between bats and humans - penguins.

>>29165872
They've been kept as pets for thousands of years. Cheetahs really don't attack people. They are terrible at breeding, so the prospect of raising them isn't likely.

>>29173612
here it with sound

>>29161299

>>29165019
when you have a dog that good, you don't eat him all at once

>>29171693
That Bear took offence to that threat

>>29176351

>>29166434
YOU BURNT IT, RETARD

>>29167048
Anyone have the vid of the execution that turns into the guy just brushing his teeth?

>>29176624
Are ATMs your autistic hyperfixation?

>>29171693
She seems nice, unironically

>>29172710
Context? Is this real?

>>29177137
that cat is inbred

>>29178314
No, sharks are a psyop to keep you away from Atlantis.

>>29166473
Russia lol.

>>29178402
kek'd