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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:37:29 AM No.29175548
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Sexual brags thread!

Well boys we finally found a position that works and I was able to stick my cock all the way to into my wife's throat. Felt so amazing. She do it very long yet but just like everything else I've taught her to do I'll get her trained up. Just wanted to tell somebody. Oh by the way the position was her upside down hanging her head off the end of the couch. Pictures unrelated as I didn't get any.

Tell me about your victories lads
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:39:13 AM No.29175550
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:40:13 AM No.29175553
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:42:52 AM No.29175564
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:43:52 AM No.29175566
Does your wife know you spend time on this cesspool, and would she be cool with it if she did?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:46:12 AM No.29175623
>>29175566
She knows and she's cool with it. I've been coming here a very long time. I took a few years off but I've come back in the last few.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:54:06 AM No.29175633
>>29175548 (OP)
Good job, op!
Congrats!

I recently got my girlfriend to make me a blowjob video with my best friend's dick.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:00:15 AM No.29175646
>>29175548 (OP)
supine position is great. had a girl throw up on me once but she had like no dick sucking experience much less that.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:53:33 AM No.29175790
>>29175633
Lol cuck
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:13:48 AM No.29175861
>>29175548 (OP)
>Tell me about your victories lads
2 days ago I managed to fuck my gf while I was wearing a medium-sized buttplug. It was the 2nd time we did it. The first time the feeling in my ass was so overwhelming I could barely get any feeling from my dick. Barely got any pleasure from the orgasm. This time around it was much better, the feelings kinda complemented each other and the orgasm was quite nice. Next goal is fucking while we're both plugged. I love exploring butt stuff with her and I love feeling full and knowing that she's the one who filled me up.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:26:05 AM No.29175894
>>29175790
My girl sucks dick like a pornstar and paired with his nice 8incher. It's art. He plasters her face with a huge gooey load n she thanks him like 10x lol then right after she asks if he wants to fuck her, he stopped recording lmao
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:48:46 AM No.29175967
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Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, curvy and confident, and I absolutely love getting flirty and wild during private chats. I thrive on seeing how quickly I can get you to lose your cool, all while having a blast myself. I’m a total night owl, always ready for some fun, but I can be a little shy in person because of my anxiety. That's why I prefer the thrill of chatting online—it's just way more comfortable for me! Hit me up on my favorite app: vi-oll-e n-q (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). I'm really looking to connect with some like-minded naughty friends, so don’t be shy!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:52:56 AM No.29175982
>>29175894
You're absolutely pathetic please don't pass on your genes.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:06:19 PM No.29176028
Early on with my gf (now-fiancé, and carrier of my child) before we were officially toghether, but it was kinda obvious that we were, the label simply hadn’t set in yet. She agreed to a session with another girl. GF is my Domme, the unicorn was co-domming me and sub to her. We rented a small dungeon aptarment (that sadly is no longer in business) and had fun for hours.

I guess i can say I was in a threesome, but I was caged most of the time, my dick didn’t actually fuck any of them, but for a guy who loves these power games so much, not using my dick around those 2 gorgeous ladies just made it more memorable.

Then no more threesomes, she was only open that time because we weren’t “official “ she is very mono and says she could be jealous .

That changed in a “recent” bdsm event, which she had too much fun talking to a newbie, and exemplifying stuff on me, then letting her test stuff on me, and eventually even started messing around with her, what a fun event!

She got a lot into it, she said my admiring eyes during those things pushed things. Yeah, i was melting in sub emotions.

Didn’t have more experiences like that, I put a baby in her belly few weeks after, and risking scenes with third parties during pregnancy is just a big no-no.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:25:30 PM No.29176072
I deflowered 4 virgins.

I realized it was more about wanting to experience a truely special unique connection with someone then wanting a virgin.

I have a pretty big dick. One of the girls got really annoyed after us trying 2 times and stopping because of pain. She just wanted to get the annoying part over it and start enjoying it.
She bought a bottle of vodka and some weed.
She bled like a pig.
She would scream the loudest of all partners I ever had (around 30).

I wish I would have learned of the dangers of pussylicking as a boy.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:43:09 PM No.29176112
>>29175894
Post it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:45:45 PM No.29176227
>>29176028
Just hire a dominant prostie. Does you wife take charge in general?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:55:01 PM No.29176242
>>29176227
Seems like they have no trouble getting women when they're in the mood, I don't see why they'd hire a prostitute.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:56:28 PM No.29176246
>>29175982
I don't think he's the pathetic one.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:57:33 PM No.29176250
>>29176242
>I don't see why they'd hire a prostitute.
Easier to not give a fuck
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:16:12 PM No.29176300
Not bragging but asking. My gf says she doesn't like the texture and taste of my cum, she says it tastes "soapy". What would be the best way to train her to enjoy it and also possibly tk train her gag reflex so that she can take me whole? Thanks
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:55:44 PM No.29176399
>>29176072
what dangers?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:06:02 PM No.29176420
>>29176300
Change your diet.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:09:16 PM No.29176428
>>29176399
HPV
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:37:06 PM No.29176798
>>29176300
Fucking diet. You're getting too much red meat and not anti-oxidants. Frequent fresh fruit will help. lots of people reference pineapple juice for a reason.

also gag reflex training is a matter of not too much not too quick and frequent. get a dildo about 2/3rd yoursize and just have her start working on it for a few minutes here and there every day. not everyone can overcome it, but from my experience, it does weaken with frequent stimulation
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:40:03 PM No.29176813
>>29175548 (OP)
Have a life in gf that my wife and I love to rail. Blonde, 23, chubby, tits the size of my head, pillow princess, and multi-orgasmic. We plan on setting a new record of 25 in one night on our anniversary in August.

Nothing special on most dudes lists, we arent the best looking couple and shes about a point and a half above us, but she likes us both and like getting fucked by both of us so whatever, living the good life.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:41:45 PM No.29176819
She blew me for like an hour lol. At one point she even threw on my cock, she was so turned on
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:59:55 PM No.29176901
>>29176227
You misunderstood. My fiancee is still my Domme, we simply no longer involve third parties because she is pregranant and so she is much more risk averse.
She stills dommes me every day!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:01:48 PM No.29176914
>>29175566
>Does your wife know you spend time on this cesspool, and would she be cool with it if she did?
Mine knows too. I jack off watching webms on here right in front of her.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:34:36 PM No.29177053
Do any of the married dudes here watch porn together with their wife?
I just recently realized that I never ever watched porn with a girl while/before/after fucking.
Some even suggested it I think.
Its kinda strange honestly I should do it. These things shouldnt be completely disconected.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:37:24 PM No.29177062
>>29177053
Yea, but we only watch hentai. My wife likes to try and mimic the scenes as they happen but she doesn't do anal so we just sub in doggystyle.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:03:45 PM No.29177152
I got my fiancé to love dressing up as much as I love watching her dressed up - cosplay, slutty lingerie, BDSM gear.

Next project would be getting her to anal-only, but getting her pregnant comes first, so instead she's just plugged.

After 8 years in a relationship, working to upgrade your sex life (instead of just cheating) takes a bit, but watching how her preferences warp to suit mine more closely is hot.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:56:58 PM No.29177576
>>29175548 (OP)
>Sexual brags thread!
I was once with two girls in the same night (but not at the same time).

>traveling in eastern europe
>finding places to stay on a forum
>staying with 2 girls, we first meet at a bar so they can see im not a psycho
>partying, spending muh euros, going back to the appartment
>boozing a bit in their living room, one girl gets handsier with me
>the other goes to bed
>fingering, blowjob, penetration, good times
>girl i just fucked goes to bed too
>i go shower
>then the first girl comes into the bathroom
>she checks out my body, we flirt and end up on the couch
>in a bit i have sex with her too
>in the morning i have sex with her again (other girl is already out)
>only exchange a few messages after that, never learned if they planned this

>>29177053
>Do any of the married dudes here watch porn together with their wife?
Not married, but I've watched porn with every girl I've lived with. I kinda push for it, showing stuff, and if she isn't disgusted or weirded out, I try to normalize it. Leads to much better sex life.
A girl I was with didn't want to get eaten out, she was ashamed. She'd put out, but sex was bascally just blowjobs and missionary. After a few months together, she was trying stuff, asking for toys. I ended up cheating on her and it blew up, but it was great watching her glow up, become much more fun, provocative, confident, even outside of bed. Just became a much cooler person overal.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:25:58 PM No.29177720
My wife keeps scraping her teeth when she gives me blowjob. So I can’t really do it too long before I lose my boner
How do you guys even handle it?
Get some lube?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:22:14 PM No.29177973
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the playful side, and I absolutely love keeping things spicy during my chats. I thrive on the thrill of teasing and pushing buttons to see how far I can take things, all while having a blast myself. I'm definitely in my element when it comes to flirtatious banter, but I prefer connecting from the comfort of my home because of my shy side. That’s why I’m all about those late-night conversations! If you're looking for a fun and flirty chat buddy, hit me up! Add me on 4: e my-z e-th (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into together!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:33:13 PM No.29178043
the last girl I was with was a really good friend of mine for multiple years. We’d hang out during the week and fuck on the weekends. We’d fuck for hours, sometimes on coke or other substances and take pictures and shit. honestly just a really casual fun experience. we never dated but seeing each other naked or walking in while showering or something was a non-issue. sucks cause I fell for her super hard and it just wasn’t meant to happen but she was always the girl I really wanted to be with and I got to for a little bit so those days live in my mind a lot
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:34:54 PM No.29178055
>>29175633
Thanks man.
>>29175646
Haha yeah wife almost threw up once.
>>29175861
Hey that's cool. My wife pegs me once in awhile and I come so fucking hard. Last time she was the big spoon while I jerked off. That was intense.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:40:42 PM No.29178088
>>29176028
I can't say I relate. I mean I've done the threesome thing I just meant the caged cock kind of stuff. I need my cock free to fuck holes and get sucked. Glad you're having a good time though!
>>29176072
My wife was the only virgin I ever fucked. My dick is average but it took us a couple of tries to make it work. What is this danger you refer to? I don't understand.
>>29176300
OP here. Training my wife to eat and swallow my cum just took time. I just kept telling her it was really important to me psychologically and then encouraging her to do it. Can't say she loves it now but she eats and swallows because she knows I like it. I have no idea how to train away gag reflex. I have long suspected it's a matter of practice for her. I suggested my wife practice with a dildo but so far she's not interested. Maybe it's not trainable?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:42:55 PM No.29178100
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>>29175548 (OP)
My victory is that I've made my wife cum literally every single time. Like actually every single time. Sometimes it takes her too long to get there but she always gets there. The secret is that there are certain "buttons" in the pussy you can sort of flick with your dick if you pay attention. Then it's just a rhythm game where you follow her convulsions with your stroke.
Slow, slow, feel her convulse once, one hard stroke, slow slow, twice, two hard strokes, slow, slow, endless, fuck her into the dirt. Works every time.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:45:00 PM No.29178114
>>29176813
You're living my dream. Lol.
>>29176819
I remember one time my wife and I had been arguing about something and she offered to suck my dick in way of apology because she had done something she regretted (she had legit been nasty). I face fucked her hard and she started throwing up and I just kept going. She said she likes it when I rage fuck her so I tried it with her face. I had no idea what was going to happen but I blew my load in her mouth and she wasn't angry at me for it. Got a lot of puke on the carpet though...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:49:22 PM No.29178133
>>29176914
Yeah since we watch stuff together sometimes and mutually masturbate she doesn't mind when she's blowing me and I'm watching stuff. Sometimes it's stuff from here.
>>29177053
I was just saying to the other guy that my wife and I will both watch sometimes and masturbate beside each other. Just mixing it up you know?
>>29177152
You got to keep it fun. It's funny after a few years how boring vanilla sex can seem if it's the only thing that happens.
>>29177576
I've had two girls at the same time but never two different women in the same day.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:51:39 PM No.29178146
>>29177720
Well you got to communicate with her when she's doing that. Don't be silent about it. And yes the right kind of lube enhances a blowjob incredibly. That was an accidental discovery wife and I made. That has made our sex life a lot better. You got to try with different kinds of lubes though. They make stuff that's purpose built for this but also none of the lubes that you use for sex are going to be toxic for consumption so you can use them all for blowing too. I don't know if I would do a silicone lube though. I have no idea what the health effects of guzzling silicon would do to the body.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:55:01 PM No.29178168
>>29178043
Bro you're sad story just killed my boner. Lol
>>29178100
You're the dick hero my man! Honestly though I don't think my wife would ever be like that even if you were fucking her. She can't even get off every time she masturbates after years and years of practice. I don't think all women are able to honestly. What I've noticed with my wife is all about how horny she is to begin with. If she's horny going into it she'll come pretty quickly and pretty easily. However if she's not super horny to begin with she probably can't even get herself off with toys.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:15:57 PM No.29178273
I got involved with a colleague who's been with the same guy for 20+ years and after some fucking around in a company bathroom got her into anal. We booked a hotel room and I came in her ass last weak. She also came so hard she ejected my dick.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:38:08 PM No.29178423
I got my girl to lick my ass a couple of times, feels so good it made me cum instantly. I also fucked her while she was dressed up like 2B.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:38:16 PM No.29178425
>>29176300
>>29176798
Eat more fruit and stay hydrated.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:39:09 PM No.29178429
>>29178055
>Last time she was the big spoon while I jerked off
Sounds hot. A while ago gf and I were in the shower and she started fondling my ass. Then she started jerking me off while pressed against my back, her hips agai st my ass. I couldn't stop thinking about how hot it'd be if she had a strapon inside me in that moment.
How does it feel to get pegged? We've never done it, I think we will one day but we explore things really slowly.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:41:12 PM No.29178443
>>29175550
Cheeky.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:54:33 PM No.29178943
first person to make my mrs orgasm with their dick alone. (she had 7 partners in total including me)
that was before having 2 kids though - inducing birth is fucked - put that option last lads. her vagina is a mess now, she has zero feeling inside after the induced birth - 3 years later. fml.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:56:22 PM No.29178951
>>29178273
Well done!
>>29178423
Only had my ass licked once. What is a 2B?
>>29178429
Honestly everybody thinks it's because of the prostate involvement and there is some but it was the stretching that I liked. I mean that in the feeling of something violating me like that. I was having a hard time cumming from a blowjob last night so I told her to get the dildo and she started fucking my ass while she blew me and I came buckets within like a minute.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:57:50 PM No.29178958
>>29178943
Fucking terrible. My wife was induced for our first but she didn't have that experience. She was slightly overdue so they induced to get it going. Never had any problems with sex after. I think your wife is just unfortunately an unlucky but slightly unusual case.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:58:24 PM No.29178961
>>29178943
i feel you
my wife torn after our youngest kid, grade IV from ass to pussy. almost total nerve damage and her clit is basically numb now. she went from pretty tight to a bowl of warm water. she doesnt feel anything from sex anymore except the pressure. she used to cum really easily, now its impossible from sex.
she can only get off if she stuffs an enormous dildo in her pussy now to get the "stretch" feel, which makes her even looser as time goes on because she's basically pummeling herself with these 2 liter of soda bottles everyday
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:22 AM No.29178968
>>29178958
yeah i agree.
her g-spot is gone :'(
mostly hand jobs these days. the rest of the relationship and life is good so overall its still great, but yeah, the lack of sex definitely takes it toll sometimes.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:11 AM No.29178999
>>29178961
the mrs unfortunately isn't too phased by it all which probably isn't helping the issue. not a priority for her.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:12:52 AM No.29179015
>>29178168
At least it wasn’t some weird friend zone shit where nothing happens lol. I was fucking her one night and she whispered in my ear “I’m scared” cause she was catching feelings for me. she was an insanely beautiful broad. I’d eat her out and she’d crush my head with her thighs and shit. It created a fetish for casual sexual relationships and that shit is just not represented accurately in anything I find
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:17:09 AM No.29179029
>>29176813
I have to imagine your wife was super important to getting your sexual abilities to that next level, only a woman knows all the tricks to really make themselves cum so that must have been so fun to work together like that. Dude it makes me hard to think of your wife tapping in and getting another woman off but I am sure you're most of them.

>>29175861
Awesome story might try this thanks
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:35 AM No.29179035
When me and the wife were still dating about 16 years ago we were experimenting with anal (on her side only). At one point I was allowed to put it in. She was so aroused that she came almost instantly and I came a few moments later inside her ass. Ever since then (now married, 3 kids, busy life) a few times a year she gets into that anal vibe and she loves to take it in the ass in all sorts of positions. She almost always comes from it.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:37:52 AM No.29179124
>>29178951
>Honestly everybody thinks it's because of the prostate involvement and there is some but it was the stretching that I liked. I mean that in the feeling of something violating me like that
Get it man. I don't really get much from prostate stimulation, to me it's all about feeling my entrance getting stretched out and my ass getting filled up. To be honest when getting fingered I usually ask her to barely move her fingers and I focus on the feeling of her fingers gradually opening me up. The "in and out" movement is actually slightly uncomfortable. I think it's the friction around the entrance, although we do use lots of lube. This is also why I'm kinda scared of trying pegging, I'm afraid it's gonna be uncomfortable as fuck. On the other hand I want her so bad to fully take my ass...
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:59:28 AM No.29179239
>>29178943
2 kids here, 15 years of marriage. After both births ob/gyn always bragged about his stitching skills. mf pulled it off and the missus is still tight. Maybe try surgery and pelvic floor excercises. Hip thrusts at the gym also wokr.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:05:54 AM No.29179276
>>29177720
try >>29175550
This helped, as I'm on the girthier side. Blowjobs were always mid due to scraping and her jaw getting tired. So I tried jerking off while inside of her mouth, stretching her cheeks and asking for tongue play. This way I can actually nut on her mouth and face. She was curious about facials already so it was a double win.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:37:37 AM No.29179417
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>>29175548 (OP)
Our bedrooms been borderline dead the last 6 months, I've booked my gf and I are cabin in rainforest for the weekend with the explicit purpose of getting high on shrooms and fucking as much as possible, so this thread is providing some good inspo. If anyone has any suggestions on stuff to do to spice it up let me know
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FenX360
7/23/2025, 2:15:47 AM No.29179584
I'm just wondering what porn this moment is from, it's very familiar but I forgot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:41:50 AM No.29179684
>>29178961
Why not ass fuck her while she's fucking the massive dildo? Would be fun for both of you.
>>29178968
She won't let you smash or you're not interested? What about blowjobs? Anal?
>>29179015
Tis better to have love and lost ...
>>29179035
That's awesome! Wife recently became anal friendly. Last two assfucks she started talking positive about it. I've finally got the green light on the brown star.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:43:29 AM No.29179693
>>29179124
Just do it. If you don't like it then fine, but maybe you'll love it? Why wait? Buy some hardware tonight.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:48:08 AM No.29179713
>>29179417
Since you're drug friendly we like indica strains of cannabis. Body high makes it so much better. Only downside is I could eat until I burst on that stuff.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:09:40 AM No.29179786
>>29179713
Unfortunately gf had a bad experience with weed a year ago so she's kind of scared of it now (which is a shame cause it is great for sex). Having said that it makes no sense she can handle shrooms but not weed, I'm not complaining though
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:28 AM No.29179855
I live a happy poly life with 3 partners, being in a throuple with 2 of them. If you asked me five years ago if this could happen to me I'd laugh you out of the room. Doing regular anal with miss "do whatever you want with me", pissplay with the other, the occasional threesomes. It's literally living in a never ending dream. And somehow the sex is just the bonus on top of loving, caring relationships.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:15:30 AM No.29180010
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>>29177053
We've done it a few times - it's pretty fun especially if you get high together, actually made me feel closer showing her favorite scenes of mine. Probably depends on the girl though on the results you get, my wife knows I wank to porn at times and just wanted to see what I'm into
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:07:47 AM No.29180468
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:17:32 AM No.29180517
>>29179855
Please objectively rate the attractiveness of these partners. I have never seen a Poly who was above a 5/10. Most are 3/10 at best.
Replies: >>29180718 >>29180901 >>29182075
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:00:43 AM No.29180693
I'm in the land of smiles right now, and besides exploring random night markets and checking out the city and random Thai boxing gyms, I haven't done anything of that nature. Should I bother with hookers or whatever? I don't want my first time to be with a hooker though, but I'm in my 20s so it feels a waste not to experiment. I don't have the advantage of being White going for me though so I might not do as well on dating apps as I would like to, though I don't think I'm hideous. What about ladyboys? Obviously I don't want my first time to be with one, but what's it like for any that know? Does it feel overtly not straight or is it a fun time? I'm like 99% straight but it's a curiosity that's omnipresent here
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:02:17 AM No.29180699
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My wife is very against facials because she thinks getting cum in her eye could make her go blind. She hasn't let me cum on her face since we were in college a decade ago.

Anyway, a few nights ago I was fucking her lips from the side like picrel. And I just busted a massive load over her mouth and cheeks, even saved a few ropes for her tits. I expected her to be pissed, but she didn't seem to hate it. Hoping to keep doing the same until she is more used to it, eventually letting me cover her whole face.

Btw if you haven't tried this lipfucking from the side, I highly recommend it.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:08:32 AM No.29180718
>>29180517
Both of my cats are gorgeous, one is a plus size model for a Maceys catalog, other is a chef at cheesecake factory. Exactly my type. Although, I wish I could join them for the daily cheesecake, diabetes is a bitch.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:36:46 AM No.29180838
>>29179855
Ugly hairy bitches and you're happy and filled with love because you're the bull fucking other people's girls and pissing on them. The hell raises when one of the dummasses realizes their bitch is giving you more special attention than to him, or to use your language, is covering you more than him in a blanket of loving relationship bliss hahahhah. That, or one of the bitches suddenly decides to go bi. You can do it for a few months and it degrades from there. Be real.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:41:18 AM No.29180848
>66 replies and 7 images omitted
what in the name of blatant wish fulfillment bullshit is this thread
go back to >>>/r9k/
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:56:37 AM No.29180901
>>29180517
Rationally though if they're having fun and enjoying their life what is the problem?
>>29180693
You're in Thailand? Get yourself a quality box of condoms and then go fuck everything. You're in your twenties man life is passing you by. Trust me I'm middle aged now and the only thing that really sticks in my craw sometimes about my youth is all the opportunities I didn't take to fuck around. Practice safe sex but fuck all the hookers. Try a ladyboy. Just have fun my man.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:00:05 AM No.29180913
>>29180699
Not everybody's girl has had lip filler done though. Your girlfriend needs to ask a bloody doctor about getting cum in the eye. Inconvenient and maybe it could make your eye red a bit but it's not going to do damage unless maybe you had some wild disease.
>>29180838
Not that guy but if it does it does like what's your problem? Like I don't see the point in hating on people that are doing this. Only time I say anything negative to them is when they start saying that it's viable long-term. I don't think there's any evidence that it is and a lot of evidence that it's not but other than that like let them have their fun until it blows up.
>>29180848
I'm not going to tell you to go fuck yourself because I think maybe life is already done that to you but if you want to go fuck yourself, I approve.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:18:28 AM No.29180973
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>>29180913
Lip filler is completely unnecessary, a little tongue and downward force goes a long way. I wish I could convince her about the cum thing, but she doesn't see any reason to change.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:33:20 AM No.29181007
>>29178100
Lol, congrats. You got a girl that's on easy mode. Now make a girl who struggles to cum do it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:37:45 AM No.29181022
>>29179855
Joey? Great job.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:43 AM No.29181066
>>29175548 (OP)
Fucked 3 girls in 1 day twice
Made a girl have a rolling orgasm for an hour
Fucked a girl on a pool table, her parents' bed, her bed, bathroom, and dining room all in the same night. Her age was not 18.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:47:34 AM No.29181557
>>29180973
Okay but you keep posting videos of a woman with lip filler. Just saying.
>>29181066
What the fuck are you confessing to with that last sentence?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:32:49 PM No.29181651
>>29180913
Since you asked. Dumb kids read shit like this and get tricked into a cuck relationship because they think it's a good thing, a cool trend or something that thousands of generations before them were simply too dumb to realize it was awesome. And the sorry fucks that advertise their little hell out as cozy camp are generally too dumb to realize the amount of shit that's going to fallout when it hits the fan, people can get hurt.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:48:10 PM No.29181721
>>29175548 (OP)
I have a whole checklist to brag about but perhaps the one I'm most proud of was to say no to my crazy ex that was completely obsessed with fucking my ass with a dildo.
Crazy fuck talked about it jokingly, then seriously, than while in bed, and one day she opened her drawer and pulled out something she claimed she had procured especially for me. I gave her a real talk down. I realized she wouldn't stop obsessing about it so I left no fucking doubt that it was not going to happen because I don't like getting fucked up the ass with a dick, and I said I like fucking you up the ass with my dick and you like to get fucked up the ass with my dick and that's what you will get done to you now.
It did the trick and from then on she gradually turned into one of the most submissive chicks I had. We did power dynamics, role play, binding, spanking, gagging, throat fucking, humiliation, leather, latex, lingeries you name it. I can't quite explain how but I'm 100 percent sure that if I had allowed her to even try to get that fucking dildo inside my ass she'd try to treat me as her little bitch forever. Instead I had a perfect sub. Feels good not to be a faggot.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:16:14 PM No.29181806
>>29175548 (OP)
my gf once said after an orgasm she had that she for a second considered suicide because it was like nothing could ever feel that good again.

Missionary
I do not have a big cock
This is the power of fucking a woman who is in love with you and wants to have your children. Don't settle for less lads.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:24:07 PM No.29181816
>>29181066
>Her age was not 18.
Nigger what? Why is that a good thing?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:48:28 PM No.29181878
>>29181721
>Feels good not to be a faggot
Yet you probably are.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:12:06 PM No.29182075
>>29180517
I don't believe in objective ratings but they probably wouldn't be on top of your list. 7-10/10 for me though. One of them is literally the physical manifestation of what my type is.

>>29180838
couldn't be further from the truth. They are romantic relationships first, everything else second. And we're all equals. I don't treat women as sex objects and I don't treat other men as competition. It's like having a big caring friends group with romantic or sexual ties with some of them. Also, wdym "go bi", pretty much everyone in this group is bi to begin with. Me probably the least.

>>29180913
not rage baiting you but it's pretty stable as it is for me. My "end of the polycule" has been like it is for one and a half years now. There may be fluctuations, but that's alright. I don't think I'll ever go back to another lifestyle. Naturally I know quite a lot of stories of other poly people though and there's definitely truth to it being difficult. There's a lot of people who have a completely incompatible mindset going into it and then it's just a matter of time until it bursts. But I've been in a stable relationship for the past 10 years and 4 of those in a poly lifestyle and we grow stronger year by year. My other relationships are also one and a half and two years now.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:42:12 PM No.29182389
>>29181651

Ah yes, I shouldn't live my best life to protect imaginary children. Maybe stop projecting your insecurities onto me. Fun thing is, everything I could tell you about my life would also be good advice for a monogamous relationship. The way I live just also happens to work with polyamory and since I enjoy that and don't mind my partners having other partners, I do that. I'm pretty sure that last part is a big dealbreaker for most people. So I don't see how I'm advertising it to anyone. But this is a bragging thread and I'm really happy the way I live. And it makes me feel conventionally successful in a way that living conventionally wouldn't make possible for me. But it's not why I do it. It's just a nice side effect.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:28 PM No.29182543
>>29181557
She was 19
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:28:31 PM No.29182548
>>29181816
Dunno. I think 19 year olds are hot, I guess.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:33 PM No.29182561
>>29175548 (OP)
Finally got pegged after wanting it for years and I think I may be hooked now
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:27:47 PM No.29182755
>>29175548 (OP)
Sauce?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:30:53 PM No.29182766
Ive banged women from 5 continents
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:40:02 PM No.29182804
>>29178951
>What is a 2B?
The main character from Nier automata.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:51:08 PM No.29182848
>>29175548 (OP)
One fun story i have is from this years metal music festival i have been to. I went with 2 of my friends and gf of one of them. We had absolute blast there, but as We all have a little bit different music taste, i often went to some bands alone. I had my favorite t-shirt with unicorn that says death metal, catches a lot of eyes and smiles. So there i was in the moshpit and then a girl before me tripped and fell down. Sure i wanted to help her get up, but as i tried to do it, i got pushed and fell right on her. Right after people around got us up and we had a real good laugh about that. We started chatting and went for a beer, she was sweet, cute, girly girl. Things went south from there on tho. She said she needs to go pee and if i will go with her. Sure i went. As we are gooing to the "bathrooms" which are toitois, idk if you know what that is, concert plastic toalets, she grabs a blunt from her bag and we smoke it along the way. We were laughing like crazy because we saw guy dressed as jesus. When we got there, wc area, she just looked me in the eyes, grabbed my hand and pretty much dragged me into the stall with her. Smelled like shit in there. I did kind of mind but she absolutely didnt. Her skirt went up and my dick inside of her and she wasnt quiet about that, i was so nervous i was happy my dick is hard, I banged her against a wall for good 5 minutes, hearing all the "what the fuck" and laughs from the outside, even some "fuck her harder" and more shitty comments. When it was over we got out and that was probably the most embarrased i ever felt, lot of side eyes and nods and shit, but on the other hand, that was the best fucking sex i ever had and i will remember it for the rest of my life. We exchanged contatcts and should meet there next year again.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:02:26 PM No.29182885
I 23m got a new girlfriend and shes 18 with a great body, shes also as tall as me. She cums from fuckinh every time and she told me im her first big cock (i have maybe a 7,5 inch cock. Shes not good at giving blowjobs mut im training her.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:10:40 PM No.29182916
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., and I love to get a little wild during late-night chats. I have this playful side that thrives on teasing and pushing boundaries, and I can get super naughty when the vibes are right. I'm definitely more of a homebody, so I really enjoy connecting online instead of heading out. If you're down for some flirty banter and are ready to have a good time, hit me up! Add me on the app where we can dive into some spicy fun: h a r peru j a v (make sure to remove the spaces). Can't wait to chat and see where things go!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:28:06 PM No.29182989
>>29175548 (OP)
I've been looking for over 12 years for this video with no luck and now I found it randomly when I decided to fap today.

I probably would've waited for another 12 years had I not opened /gif/ today or was late enough to be archived.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:56:23 PM No.29183315
I made my wife literally pass out from cumming. After a minute, when she woke up, she was still cumming. Unfortunately when I relayed everything to her she got scared and now she always tells me "Not to make her cum too much"