Thread 29176328

The thread in which you can't ever lose only WIN, because when peak humor needs a strong German word like "Schadenfreude", you know you're in for a good time. Physical, emotional or in betweens, these are rekts that scratch a certain itch that can only be best described as

>You Laughing as They Hurt!

In this one, dude says he confused the lady he tried to purse-snatch "as his aunt" that he tried to "prank". Then tries offer money to the bus driver as he gets his Chileno ass beat, lmao.

>>29176443
Based, that's how you're supposed to deal with freaks like him.

>>29176517
Lol the autismo chimp screech at the end

>>29176335
i love that they just leave instead of cutting him out to check if hes still alive

Anyone have this with sound?

>>29176517
lost

>>29176337
>Waving a gun around in front of a police officer pointing his weapon at you.
Why are niggers like this?

>>29176674
You can tell there's a third worlder filming because of all the monkey noises

>>29176358
Its fascinating to see how much brainwashed amerigolems are. Look at how he's getting emotional about six gorillion shoah. He's neither a jew nor his relatives ever been effected by "holocaust" yet he's crying like a bitch. Absolutely pathetic

>>29176717
If the Worldstar watermark wasn't already obvious enough, yeah.

>>29176666
Searched it on Google, third result. Are you retarded?

There's nothing being said anyways. The kid just screams like a girl when he hit the ground.

>>29176718
That goes for much of the west though, most of the normie boomer generation is like that, they think their lives should revolve around protecting degens who hate them from even the slightest hint of criticism.
And look at his nose, the pathetic little shit definetly has some accursed semite blood in him

>>29176356
>being a delusional dispshit kid

>being a delusional dipshit kid who gets his ass kicked for being a delusional dipshit kid in front of everyone at school

>having it recorded

>having it recorded and posted on the internet where it will live forever.

kids today have it rough

>>29176358
Redpilling more blacks about the jews part in the transatlantic slavetrade seems like a good way to break them out of their goy mentality.

>>29176871
original jew were africans n'shiet

>>29176832
Contribute or leave, nigger.

>>29176377
No word of a lie if you take the intercity coach in China they show you this and similar videos on loop the whole journey to make you wear your seatbelt. Pretty based if you ask me.

>>29176328 (OP)
He barely gave a fuck

>>29177011
I doubt that, mostly because I know that chinks don't give a flying fuck about their own or anyone else's safety.

>>29176468
She is keeping her foot on the chair. You can see from many of these videos that after the cord is tightened, many people immediately change their minds but it is too late to fight back. Anon - save yourselve while you can!

>>29176347
Was this arrogance, stupidity or robbery attempt ?
They were filmed so i am guessing they has some plan ?!?

>>29176683
Mayonnaise covered cletus hands wrote this lol

>>29176446
Fucked up part of society

>>29176661
Are you stupid?

>>29176386
What was that babushkas problem?

>>29176393
Signs? How do they work?

>>29177156
>She
He, just joined the 41

>>29177173
Road pirates, they stand out in traffic [spoiler]usually on less frequented roads, but we aren't exactly dealing with geniuses here[/spoiler] hoping some driver will stop so they don't get run over, then they rob and or murder the driver for the courtesy of not smearing them into the pavement.
But it takes special kinds of retards doing it like this though, standing infront of heavily loaded trucks which literally can't stop in time even if they would want to.
If you see someone doing this always keep driving, honk your horn in good time to make sure they're aware that you're coming, if you see a nigger doing this, speed up. It's never worth risking your life for some nigger retards standing in the middle of the road, and if you have bullshit laws in your country which penalize you for not stopping for highway pirates, remember that the justice system won't outright murder you without a moments hesitation atleast.

>>29176356
Beast mode

>>29176683
Very obviously White

>>29177223
Thanks anon i guess

>>29177205
hunger

>>29177302
That fat bitch ain't hungry.

>>29176328 (OP)
i remember this video. lads i know you're not supposed to admit you're angry online but i'm legit seething at this woman. her fucking voice and anthropomorphizing the bear, the mentality of an actual child. i've never wanted to see someone get brutally mauled to death so bad. my god i hate her.

>>29177469
>semi deep Inhale
>count to 6
>exhale
>count to 6
>repeat several times

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>>29176851
eh, could've been worse. yeah he got one-shotted but at least he got back to his feet and showed some grit. better than crying or getting KO'd.

>>29176393
was Harry okay though?

>>29177591
More than likely...hopefully no syringes or cuts down there, on the basement bin.

>>29176944
Use Google or shut the fuck up and don't ask, incel.

>>29177469
>>29177502
>The world is my playground and oyster, teehee! -I have a ~kayak!
>Oh hey, is that the smart creature that lives around these parts year-round and whose home I'm invading? I'LL REMIND HIM HE'S JUST A "BEAR" TO ME
>Same mighty creature that every man advices you ought to carry no less than a .308 rifle to put down, and better yet, AVOID IF POSSIBLE
>>DURING THE OFF SEASONS WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRIEST

>God throws her a hand, bear is chill, seems content to keep his distance while observing what is a stranger in his lands
>BEAR BEAR BEAR BE--Britney we know he's a fucking bear damnit shuddup
>Bear is curious why she keeps summoning him, approaches
>>gets peppered by retard bipedal monke
>Knows killing a human is a waste of calories and the biggest infraction in Grand Theft Arbor V... *has a moment of divine, human-shared brilliance*
>Goes for the innanimate shit bitch attacked him for, no problem destroying it since as a bear, humans only care when you kill prey, not destroy the scenery
>Goes insane, this is the cue to go ham
>"Why are you doing this, BEEEEHR!?"

>Filename.webm

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>>29176666
Nice quads, so, here you go, just for that lucky feat:

>>29176666
>>29178084

>>29176356
Chris doesn't give a fuck dude

>>29178102
That was a beautiful display of how and why men get shit done. The lower ape doesn't backstab, he formaly incites a challenge, slightly higher ape is reluctant but not unwilling to throw hands; Lower ape gets handled, other one tries to resolve the conflict by peace. Senior ape appears, all apes defer to his coolness/authority, ask him to mediate. Gives a chance to lower ape to drop the fight and save some face, leave for an instant, decide to intervene to maintain group peace.

Females aren't used to that sort of organization, being able to place yourself in the hierarchies to get shit done. Gotta be the number 1 or all equals, gurl. Hence, the Socialist Democrat Con of 2019

>>29178094
never saw this second part. now I wish someone bodyslammed him too.

>>29178245
The more you know.
It's just a dumb kid.

>>29178266
Even damb keeds get their haides tanned if they ever snap bak 't the Ovaaseaah th't waeeeh...

>>29178290
Fair.

>>29178290
It was hard to read tho, next time try to be moo human please

>>29178346
Southern drawl is an aquired taste, lmao

>>29176361
Anybody got the Russian gang train assassination video? It's set to some kino music

>>29176944
This one isn't funny at all :(

>>29178214
What the fuck are you talking about ahahahaha

anyone got the full version of this one with all the audio?

The Kenosha Kid

>>29176337
how do you shoot that many times, reload, shoot more, and it's still alive?

>>29179302
The only thing that kills instantly is brain damage. A person will continue to live for several seconds to minutes with quite a few holes in them. There have even been rare cases of people being filled with holes in wars, and they recovered. This is why they train to mag dump. Many times, even a fatal hit can leave them in good enough condition to shoot back. This isn't a video game where enough bullets in the toe will cause them to drop dead.

>>29176433
based as fuck nurse got some lives to save

>>29179562
Skateboarders really are experts at falling

>>29176446
stumpy is for sure pissed off at the world and his own life for having no arms so is taking it out on everyone around him. dude can't even jack off lmao

>>29176517
that kid knows how to scrap fuck yeah lol

>>29176683
All jokes aside, they can literally not grasp anything beyond their exact moment. They have no concept of 10 seconds after their actions

>>29178456
It's beyond funny actually, because that fat sub-human forced himself into that seat after being refused 4 times by the staff (they are not security guards) and that fat fuck got exactly what he wanted. When will these "people" learn that safety rules are there for safety huh? and his family won the ghetto lottery when they shouldn't have get a single penny

>>29179614
Forrealz. Homie got the IRL Passive Mode on by default, lmao

>>29177591
He was fine...
Until the compactor started.

>>29178361
Holy shit!
That display kept working after it fell!

>>29178084
I'll bet that kid is still a nigger!!

>>29178094
Still a nigger!!

>>29179700
me when i make bullshit up

>>29179597
Well I know it wouldn't kill him instantly, but of all the bodycam/camera/whatever videos I've seen I can't describe a single other one where the one shot was left so functional

>>29177875
scrappy troon

>>29176443
the lefty faggot screaming whoa whoa is what gets me every single time. The only response this should ever rate is an understanding shrug as you step over the body.

>>29179897
>>29179908

>>29180156
I was stationed with a dude who did coonfu especially the snake hand thing. The dude couldn't fight for shit but when he had liquor in him he'd swing wildly like that until the person he was "fighting" gave up and assumed they were fighting the retarded. He stopped when he got picked up and tossed into the back of someones pickup truck at a bennigans. For a while thought it was fun to watch

>>29180179
Did they ever return him back to his homeplanet of Canada?

>>29176718
>He's neither a jew nor his relatives ever been effected by "holocaust"
He is obviously a jew, you fucking moron.

>>29180201
he was a black red neck from the foothills of pensyltucky. Though like certain canadians he also claimed to be one race while acting like another.

>>29180201
>shes trying to lift it straight up and not pushing it off him
holy shit brown people are literally not human, this is the moment it clicked for me, in real time

>>29176500
That THOOMP was so satisfying

>>29176666
To be fair that was exemplary restraint he was showing.

>>29176944
getusout
yooo
get us out
getusout getusout brooo

reminds me of
"yo is he dying?"
...
"hey brandon, can i bum a cig?"

>>29178084
>>29178094
they were both looking for trouble honestly
if you're an adult you should be able to defuse that situation, but it's fucking annoying anyway & you shouldn't have to deal with it in public

the "ABABHABHABHABHA" shaking in the doorway, mocking the kid, you know?
that's not something an adult would do

>>29176944
Nobody at the fucking controls. Thats a lawsuit and a half. Probably didn't even check their restraints.

everyone in those webms is faggots basically
the kid acts like a BPD woman
all of them act like they're in a GTA lobby

>>29180380
i think the kid was 400lbs or some shit, and the parents got pissed when they tried to stop him from riding
>Nobody at the fucking controls. Thats a lawsuit and a half. Probably didn't even check their restraints.
you may be right, though, who knows
i wonder if the kid died or not

>>29176356
malnutrition.webm

>>29176333
when i see this webm i mainly wonder why the guy doesn't let go of the leash/wire, even when he's getting his dick shredded

>>29180182
still not as bad as the chink girl getting her hand slammed in the jeep door

>>29180405
should have just slammed the disease spreading piece of shit onto the concrete until its brain skittered across the driveway.

>>29180201
that thing is dangerous anyway
you could stick your hands out from inside while it's swinging & get them caught in those metal bars

>>29180418
maybe yeah
that wouldn't prevent disease or stop the cats from fucking up the country with disease though, lol
this is why you faggots are useless with your impotent rage
you don't want to actually live in a jew-free cat-free disease-free society, you just want to torture jews/cats for all the misfortune you've endured

>>29178361
Had a man bun so he deserved it.

>>29180431
ok autist.

who knows where that came from though
i'm insane schizo
i need meds
i'm a moralfag
etc

>>29180438
proud high-functioning autist, yes

>>29180370
>>29180378
>

>>29180385
yeap lolz. Homies forget IRL has no passive mode.

>>29180448
My bad, meant this one:

>>29180390
He died. In the lawsuit it was determined the operator (not the attendant, who was still in training) manually adjusted the ride to override weight limits. Also didn't install seat belts. Parents got 300 million.

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>>29180448
>Homies forget IRL has no passive mode.
i kek'd
>>29180461
ah ty
>>29180461
>Parents got 300 million.
holy FUCK that's alot
i wonder where that money came from
i can't imagine the operator would have that much

>>29176356
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

>>29180494
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/parents-of-tyre-sampson-killed-in-free-fall-ride-icon-park-orlando-awarded-310-million/
The Austrian manufacturer

>>29180512
tyvm
>>29180499
eheheh

>>29176413
That's too good to not be a voice over of some kind.

>>29176446
Don't Sparta kick a guy who can't even ball a fist.

>>29177156
I'm using a gun when it's time.

>>29178084
There's really no way to come out on top here.

>>29178094
I didn't know there was more... Lmao.

>>29178290
I would be that nigger. If buck breaking wasn't a psy op from /pol/ and actually happened, of course.

>>29180126
This is useful information. Thank you.

>>29180266
>Signs.jpg

>>29180453
I'm kind of scared of this happening to me. I'm a grown ass man. I can't really hit a kid. And if I do I'll probably lose my shit like this guy did and end up killing it.

>>29180662
if their parents didn't care enough to teach them not to fuck around then it isn't your job either

>>29176851
that video is like 20 years old, fagtron

>>29180494
>>Parents got 300 million.
>holy FUCK that's alot
What else? this dindu was an honour student gonna be a docktor after all.. he were a good boy

>>29180936
He wanted to be a lineman in college football and was doing well in high school football because he was gigantic. Grades were never part of the plan.

>>29177223
Based Anon. It is known amongst the Basketball-American population, that arond blacks one cannot, indeed, just relax.

>>29176333
Become ungubernable.

>>29176335
Why do people in industrial accident videos never seem to know how to turn things off? It can't be more complicated than hitting a big red emergency button.

>>29176431
>>29176443
Using a slur for working people is peak fatherlessness.

>>29179956
That's literally what happened though

>>29181009
>the wagey typed from the confines of his Amazon™ anti-suicide cage™, reassured by Yid Pezos that he's deffo an ASSet for the company

>>29180670
True but optics normally trumps reason.

>>29181000
Neat trips. I imagine that, since a lot of those accidents take place in dingy shops in China, the machines don't have a safety protocol/deadman switch to engage with, and even if they did, who's to say the employes are even capacitated to know so?

That's why. Also, most scared people become incredibly stupid during distress- few humans can keep a head cool under it without previous extensive training like the one obtained in an army.

>>29181000
1. Paralysis due to terror
2. Little or no training
3. Absence of western-standard safety cutoffs
4. Extreme fatigue (often the cause of the fatal accident in the first place)

>>29178084
If you're wondering how any society can produce a child as evil and despicable and unadjusted as this one, just listen to that stupid bitch right at the very end of the clip. This is what happens every single time a man intervenes in any situation whatsoever nowadays, whether it's a fight between two adults, or even to go to the assistance of a woman who's been assaulted: some cunt will interject and start haranguing the man for what he's doing. We are doomed unless we get our women back under control.

>>29179735
what kind of asshole keeps ladders like that in a pile

>>29177875
Impressive how it didn't break character even once the punches started flying, and fought girl-style.

>>29180560
That never occurred to me but now you say it I think you're right. It's too perfect.

>>29176517
Hard to know what's worse with this little shit, the shameless bullying or the wigger accent.

>>29177205
he gave the kid heroin

>>29181160
Okay, Timmy. Time to take your mood stabilizer.

>>29179597
Well yes, you're right, but he took three loads of double-ought and was still moving. That to me is still astonishing.

>>29181072
Go jack off to Andrew Tate you insufferable parasite.

>>29181261
Understandable. She probably wanted some too.

>>29176666
No good without audio

>>29181000
the only guy who knows how to stop it is spinning around it

>>29181281
Contribite to the thread, kvetching faggochio

>>29181458
>>29181469
we need more animal rekt

>>29181492
Then film your suicide, nigger

>>29180015
>>29181279
Could be drugs.

>>29176681
This man earned himself a hot dog and a handshake

>>29176333
That stupid fucking lady had one job, keep the damn cat inside the box. How can women be this fucking useless, i don’t understand

>>29180405
because then the cat will just run away and catching it will be an incredible pain in the ass. Catching cats indoors is hard, imagine outdoors where they can just climb a pole or jump a fence

>>29179803
Did you catched what brand the display is from? It's legit high quality.

>>29177875
That e-girl did nothing wrong btw

>>29176335
"Frodo, don't go where i can't follow you"

>>29177180
You unveiled yourself nigger.

>>29176347
When you are all out of trains in India.
Dangalangadangadanga.

>>29176433
HERE GOES MY HERO

>>29176443
Fucken dead rising gameplay

>>29179614
>getting mad at a stumpy kid for saying nigger
I found the nigger.

>>29178456
The patrick scream made this incredibly funny, so stfu nigger.

>>29176393
>yr a wizzer harry

>>29181547
Beat me to it.

>>29181469
>pigcels seething over crochads

>>29180512
Fat americans are so fat kek.

>>29181469
>Feminist being drowned by her student loan debt

>>29176413
>>29180560
>>29181221
It's a voiceover by [spoiler] number 1 fan of the film Cuties [/spoiler] Vito Gesualdi

>>29180986
He surely has to be LEO or ex military.

>>29182182
He also can be simply be raised in this environment, having guns pulled on him occasionally,friends and relatives killed and perhaps he himself taking life before. We are product of our environment.

What dos LEO stands for ?

>>29182356
>LEO
Law Enforcement Officer

>>29182243
The last one is diabolical.
Fucking cheap ass lazily put together piece of shits.

>>29182372
thank you

>>29180390
HE WAS 15, 400 FUCKING POUNDS, AND BASKETBALL-AMERICAN. THAT FUCKING GUY WASN'T GONNA MAKE PAST 25 ANYWAYS, KEKKU

Fuck that fat fuck, everyone won at life with him dying, except hisself and the poor idiots that had the pleasure of seeing ghetto Poppin' Fresh bit the pavement like in American Yidstory Xike.

>>29182182
Growing up in the ghetto, you become paranoid like that. Dude could tell they had a drop on him, dumbass trigger kept yapping thinking he was dealing with an unaware cat instead of an already spooked one, and soon enough Gunny Nogsville got one free lead trepanation, releasing his carcass from his evil, thieving, Canadian spirits.

>>29180370
kid was asking for it a 100 times over
deserved a good slap in the face and a kick in the ass

>>29182463
>Watermelondrous Washington
>Wakkawewaw
>Measurements
Hans here almost describing "The Blind Side" to perfection, lolz.

>>29182243
<3

>>29176328 (OP)
She didn't wash her pussy and the kayak smelled like fish

>>29180136
Meh, I might react the same way while also being indifferent or approving of the man's suffering. Its just excitement.

>>29181025
Hes probably schizo just makes up funny shit that ends up being true

>>29178084
>>29178094
This is peak 4chan material and a classic...if I remember correctly there is another part missing, I think it was before the first part here, in terms of chronology of the whole story...

>>29178361
there is no business like showbusiness

>>29181072
she's kinda cute, though and nice feet

>>29176725
gta 6 is looking rad

>>29176347
>dangalangadangadanga

>>29176517
What is the story here? 2 kids fighting for emo twink tight bussy?

>>29180173
kek

>>29182872
when will manlets learn

>>29182431
If I had more webms I would start an animal abuse karma thread. So satisfying to watch.

>>29182872
I love how the term "Napoleonic" shouldn't really apply to short people, since dude was 1.74~ meters, or around 5'9". People tend to think he barely cleared 5' tops

>>29181531
nah i counted 3 or 4 baddies

>>29181387
staged

>>29183029
Don't think so

>>29177246
being a "nigger" isn't about skin color
whites can be niggers too

>>29182463
And they say Germans aren't funny

>>29181469
>the jungle came alive and took him

This is pure, distilled schadenfreude.

>>29182553
That must have sucked

>>29181122
i wouldve ended this tranny faggots life the moment HE touched my camera.

>>29179609
They end up eating shit bad if you don't learn to do so.

>>29181499
kek!!

>>29176333
I would of just wrapped my hand around the cats neck and squeezed until it stopped. I'm not gonna let an animal hurt me. My life is worth more than an animal's. Choke the thing out or crush its wind pipe, not worth you losing your balls.

>>29176718
>he's not a jew
Get your fucking eyes checked you fucking shitskin.

>>29182149
>american
>kid is African
FAGGOT

>>29182463
>now German football
>same thing but even more gay
Europeons aren't funny.

>>29184187
Basketball-American

>>29177180
Why did your ancestors flee the desert?

>>29182985
He is average for the modern days (above average in 3rd world) let alone back then. But the fact that inches were not standardized (french vs bri'ish inches) and the fact that he surrounded himself with massive bodyguards let the brits get away with that.

>>29176718
Smartest Canadian muslim:

>>29176337
>hail of pistol shots
>"really?"
>...
>hail of shotgun blasts
Makes me laugh every time.

>>29176431
0 survival instinct. I never understood why people dont at least try to fight or run.

>>29184353
Basically this, lmao

>>29176446
>live in a shit hole with no arms surrounded by violent felons
Nyc do be like that. I feel for him. In any other part of america he'd be the loveable freak instead of a punching bag for the felons.

>>29177156
>she
Basically psychology is such a failed college of medicine that insurance companies and health conglomerates decided the best solution is to just make as much money as possible and sell expensive surgeries and estrogen to extremely mentally unwell people in hopes it provides some allevation to their various symptoms.

With the removal of mental asylums there aren't many options for those who are too passive to break the law but unwell enough that they create dangerous circumstances like opportunities for pedophilia, rape, issues in sports and being a general nuisance.

Basically, he never stood a chance, and his death at least made a few doctors and lawyers rich.

>>29182431
That was satisfying. But bet this cunt kills the donkey

>>29184422
wrong thread, kys

>>29176328 (OP)
One does not simply plead with bear

>>29184594
the clips are shown in reverse order
he gets bit/attacked, then beats the donkey for it
you can tell by the dirt on his pants or something, some other anon noticed

>>29184610
Good point i thought he was just a dirty thirdy

>>29178094
What a little faggot.

>>29178473
Youre an idiot.
Im high off meth and 6 bowls of weed and I know exactly what anon is talking about. He's talking about how men are more capable than women.

I bet youre a woman. Since you are, i hope you get raped soon

>>29184459
Wtf is happening here...

>>29184302
They were chasing a rolling coin I guess

>>29184594
>>29184610
>>29184627
No worries, Anon, the Pedrinho bit it, schadenfreude guilt and worry-free
https://ananova.news/brazilian-man-dies-after-his-throat-is-ripped-out-after-being-mauled-by-a-donkey/

>>29180453
Even his friends are laughing that's fucking gold.

>>29184821
Retarded kids couldn't think to unplug the lamp after the cat stuck its retarded claws in the retarded parent's garage sale lamp from the 60's.

>>29177180
Brown lol

>>29176335
just got so caught up in his work

>>29184811
RoadRash 64, the last place rider:

>>29177011
wow

>>29176443
this guy was so insecure in his sexuality that he got angry and attacked when he saw a grown man naked

>>29185036
What is 1/4 black garret doing here?

>>29178019
how heavy was that thing?

>>29176661
alive after an industrial machine chews you up lmao. His neck couldn't be more broken and his face looks all messed up, everyone has a reaction when they look at it and just have to look away, poor guy

>>29181072
she wanted him to fuck her holy shit men cannot take a hint

>>29180881
Which further reinforces my point you stupid troon

>>29180573
And someone has to clean that up, maybe do it in a forest where animals and decay do the cleaning, I honestly rather you don't ever do it, but I know no one is going to live your life, it's ultimately your choice only. Do it if needed but try not to

>>29185144
He didn't want to touch her smelly and diseased vagina, man bitches think they're the shit.

>>29176717
Yeah, an American of course

>>29184112
(You)

>>29180390
did we watch the same video? BRO that was like a tall residential building, the sound alone should be enough of a clue, you DO NOT survive a splatter sounding fall, holy shit poor bystanders, I really hope that the story anon told was true and workers at least tried to prevent him from boarding for being "too american"

>>29184187
How dumb can you actually be? "The Missouri family of a 14-year-old boy who fell to his death..."
You think that's in Zambia? Missouri? JFC, you're probably just a troll, making americans look even dumber than they are. Next you'll be surprised when Puerto ricans show up with their american passports

>>29185297
You spelled African wrong, Rabbi.

>>29185297
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>>29185332
Somebody has a stick up his ass about America. Does your handler need to get you more macaroni so you can do another 'art' project?

>>29178214
schizo?

>>29181000
You think they have safety systems?
I design these kinds of machines, and safety is a huge number 1 priority in the West. Because of that, they are expensive. China isn't going to bother.
I had to integrate a Chinese machine once upon a time, and while this one did have a safety system, it was completely not up to the standard.

>>29180201
>>29180266
Bro Americans are the global retards wtf are you on about? That is an undisputed fact of our world btw. I can't believe this is how you found out though, it's kinda funny

>>29181499
Well said, although the use of the word nigger stopped being funny a few years ago, but you're free to use it I guess

>>29176725
Loving the Journey to the West (1986) opening for this

>>29184197
Just take the L, my US friend

>>29184807
In no way is that a "reverse" oreo, just letting you know. Greetings from Mexico

>>29185348
Really? Cause I legit thought he meant that, the guy filming IS a thirdworlder and the video takes place in the USA, doesn't it? I bet you can name a nice place or city to live in that country, doesn't mean the majority of cities look like the one in the video ( I have lived in a few), if you could at least manage 1 (one) reliable form of public transportation nationwide, that would be lovely, of course we don't even talk about basic rights, healthcare or freedom of spreech, imagine going to jail for speaking about the zog, LMAO.

>>29185518
I cant comment on certain views only on what my feeble mind sees

>>29185537
Understandable but oreos are 2 black parts with a white stuffing

>>29185533
I grew up and parents still live less than a mile from the micheal brown crap show. Its getting darker but we have a mellon smasher clan nearby still.

>>29185549
oh yeah you are right lol

>>29185549
I am completely drunk in all honesty so thank you for the correction lol

>>29184315
>and the fact that he surrounded himself with massive bodyguards let the brits get away with that.
Thar sounds nice except that they didnt give a fuck regarding of him amd whatever was sellabe was sold

To this day retards believe he attempted suicide or had a treasure hidden, wars were some gentle tea party in hot summer, or he is sole blame for everyrhing when majority of wars was declared by coalitions

They just didnt give a single fuck

>>29178094
That kid needs to be taken out behind the woodshed.
A few times.

>>29185200
NTA but definitely killing myself in a forest. Easy cleanup.

>>29185036
Kek he's so powerful

>>29176347
security guard

>>29185693
This is what happens when you have street hijackers. The drivers never trust there's a real problem.

>>29176491
>her

>>29178456
Nigger

>>29181000
>Why do people in industrial accident videos never seem to know how to turn things off? It can't be more complicated than hitting a big red emergency button.
Because this is in a communist country. They don't have worker safety things like emergency shut-off buttons. That sort of thing is for bourgeoise capitalist imperialist pigdogs.

>>29184395
Run where? He's standing between her and the only exit route you stupid fuck.

>>29176661
He's not even twitching at the end. Dude's dead and they all know it.

>>29176661
>i love that they just leave instead of cutting him out to check if hes still alive
>>29185844
>He's not even twitching at the end. Dude's dead and they all know it.
This is China. No one helps anyone there.

>>29177469
To startle bears and/or make them fuck off you're supposed to make noise. Barking like a dog just makes you look retarded so you might as well yell at it. You're not an outdoorsman that much is obvious.

>>29185847
Fuck, men are stupid lol
No idea why women want to be us.

>>29185879
>>29185871
>>29185863
>>29184226
Why are they just so oblivious to everything? What about their culture makes them this way? Do they not value life? Self-preservation?

>>29185348
>>29185348
>Does your handler need to get you more macaroni so you can do another 'art' project?
that scares me
i don't want to end up like that you know
i mean, it's just really scary
i don't know why
being reduced to the point that that's all you can really do
i'm scared of being forgotten
i let everything disappear my life is ruined
i gotta live in my car and get some shitty job but i'm scared it won't go anywhere and i'd be better off dead
i wouldn't have anything my family didn't give me but my family hates me and i hate them

>>29185874
i hate the antichrist i hate the antichrist

>>29185200
It'll probably be a motel. I'm going to leave a note on the door that tells the staff to just call 911 and save themselves the trouble of actually having to see it. It has to be a gun though. I'd have time to change my mind and end up retarded if I do it any other way.

>>29185646
Did she died?

>>29185874
Too much Mario, expecting him to come up through the other pipe.

>>29182182
Nah, just a street nigga.

>>29181072
Why wouldn't he just let Palestine out of his truck??
>>29185646
>it's turbogrape time!

>>29185693
>AN DUH FUKIN POH-LICE IS LAFFIN

As they should be, Jamal.

>>29185658
I just can't afford to buy a car.

>>29186146
Nothing wrong with bikers if they behave themselves. Often they don't, though.