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John Smith No.29183426 >>29183574 >>29184386 >>29184469 >>29185925 >>29186460 >>29186516 >>29186607
John Smith very own thread #2
Post gore,rekt or anything with entertainment value.

This is the Wild West.
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Gotta shit fast~~
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>>29183426 (OP)
Did he get his phone back?
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>>29183574
I don't like his chances.
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good thread
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>>29183431
other stupid monkey comes over and blabs dumb shit out his ass as usual and gets he didnu nuffin monkey shot and deaded. classic.
Anonymous No.29184159 >>29184213 >>29184278
>>29183437
>throws a gun
what the fuck is he doing
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>>29183465
love is pain
Anonymous No.29184190 >>29185230
>>29183598
most technologically advanced russian man
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>>29184159
Jammed.
>#justAR15things
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>>29183437
This dude has the goofiest voice lmao
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>>29184213
then he shouldn't have tried kek
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>>29183454
As usual you can always tell its russians. 100% of the time they have that inbred, subhuman look to them
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>>29184159
I remember this one. The guy was trying to hit the cop with the butt of his rifle and panicked.
Anonymous No.29184346
>>29183437
>GET ON THE GROUND
>hes laying on the ground already
hehe
Anonymous No.29184386 >>29184920
>>29183426 (OP)
I am appreciating your uploads and your original contributions! ty!
Anonymous No.29184394 >>29184925
>>29183532
What's that biker doing walking over to lay down like he's a victim?
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>>29183426 (OP)
how'd he record it if it got stolen
Anonymous No.29184696 >>29186458
>>29183451
WTF
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>>29183449
i hope the phone was okay
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>>29184386
You know.... I'm a charity guy
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>>29184394
Pretending to be injured to evade the lynching.
John Smith No.29184932 >>29185024
>>29184759
That hand moves.
I'm pretty sure he got a brain or spinal injury, worst case both.
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>>29184762
That fat fuck rolling is hilarious.
John Smith No.29184941 >>29186298 >>29186652
>>29184764
Another evidence.
All bikers are blind.
John Smith No.29184954 >>29186318
>>29184768
Professor X having a good time webm
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>>29184932
he was feeling the title ;)
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>>29183439
lmao
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Anonymous No.29185049 >>29185058
Thanks John!
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Anonymous No.29185053 >>29186028
>>29184962
this is exactly how my boomer dad acts. hes been asking my mom to get him a smartphone for a few years but he only recently learned how to use a computer to look at the state lottery page so he can pick his numbers "strategically"
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>>29185049
you are welcome
; )
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Catchy tune desu
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Part one
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Part two
Anonymous No.29185083 >>29185102
>>29183490
more rat stuff pls
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>>29185083
I do my best but my folder are super disorganised so... I don't know where we get there.
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>>29185106
I want juice every person involved in that
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>>29185120
The target audience.
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Anonymous No.29185131 >>29185137
>>29185109
the kid at the end. doesnt matter who you are why the fuck were you allowed in the way?! lol
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>>29185131
Every retard who's can't comprehend the fact, to leave the road free for the ongoing and high speed race, should be shoot in the head.
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John Smith No.29185143 >>29185734
If you slow it down you can clearly see how those teeth are flying out.

Kek
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Anonymous No.29185151 >>29185162
>>29183536

can anyone translate?

>>29183568

and whats going on here? Chill stabbing with fake knife?
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>>29183556
of course that screeching siren of a faggot personifies itself as Dark Link (but somehow cooler and totally more bad-ass than canon Dark Link)
fucking fag
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>>29185151
>Chill stabbing with fake knife
That's China. Noone gives a shit when someone dies. The knife are really.

For the translation.
If I know right terrorist get buried alive while he is praying for Allah.
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>>29183431
Fucked around
Found out
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>>29183598
his sister/girlfriend looks terrified
of course he's russian
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Anonymous No.29185203 >>29185212 >>29186751
>>29183504
what happened here?
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John Smith No.29185212 >>29186172
>>29185203
Hitting the concrete from that high is like hitting the water.
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Anonymous No.29185230 >>29185233
>>29184190
And still you are losing to them
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>>29183465
This is the worst remake of Romeo and Juliet I've ever seen.
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>>29185230
Kek
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Shame the game died within 4 day.
The meme's was pretty good.
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John Smith No.29185256 >>29185931
I need to go.
I will be back much later in this day.
Maybe in this thread but if this cease to exist we can meet again the third version of this thread.

Bye
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Ending credits rolls in.
Anonymous No.29185303 >>29185480 >>29186914
>>29185228
paramedics are retarded dropouts with a hero complex that are too fucking dumb to become police officers or even a lpn
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>>29185145
lol smart kid, this way he'll never grow up to be a russian.
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>>29183454
What is it with Russian men and giving strangers brain damage over trivial bullshit? What a sick society.
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>>29185303
The fact that you think it takes more to become a cop than an lpn proves that you are a clueless, fatherless neet.
Anonymous No.29185509
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>>29183439
holy fucking kek i love the fucking internet
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>>29183439
Kek. was the last thing I expected. how did the original guy even get up there
Anonymous No.29185554 >>29185961
>>29183445
I can't wait until my mom dies, then I finally get to blow my own head off.
Anonymous No.29185579 >>29186176
>>29183507
A world where it's eternally the summer of 2007 before junior year, where every day is spent landscaping and painting houses for your uncle's company with a bunch of your friends and every night is an xbox360 MW2 LAN fest with the homies.
Anonymous No.29185734 >>29186721
>>29185143
teeth flying ?
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>>29185166
need to watch twelve angry men
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>>29185102
kek is this supposed to be a norse in the ninth ward
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>>29183426 (OP)
i just came back on gif after the last thread a couple days ago, cheers OP
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>>29185256
>>29185258
good luck
>if this cease to exist we can meet again the third version of this thread.
going for a third?
Anonymous No.29185961 >>29185981
>>29185554
don't do it anon
Anonymous No.29185978
>>29185136
man, girls do annoying things like this when they wanna fuck you
if you can't handle it you shouldn't be around them
Anonymous No.29185981 >>29186401
>>29185961
i kinda relate to him
>don't do it anon
why not?

i just don't see how anything could change
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>>29184962
>>29185053
i wish i were a normie
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>>29184768
that's a cozy place
Anonymous No.29186100 >>29186156
>>29183666
IMAGINE THE ROADRASH
Anonymous No.29186156
>>29186100
yeah
rip
Anonymous No.29186163 >>29186205
>>29183579
my dad taught me to always test live wires with the back of your hand, rather than your fingers or palms

the current can cause your muscles to contract, and you can end up in unbearable pain while your hands involuntarily clench around the wire until the current gets cut or your muscles give out
Anonymous No.29186172
>>29185212
christ, the way they mob him
you just know they lift him up and shake his mangled knees around for good measure
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>>29185579
i feel you
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>>29183777
Heavenly trips of truth.
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>>29183786
nostalgic
Anonymous No.29186205 >>29186275
>>29186163
>my dad taught me to always test live wires with the back of your hand
is your dad a fucking retard?
Anonymous No.29186275
>>29186205
he worked on the stealth bomber in the early 90s while it was still classified, iof you must know

i worded what i said wrong, he didn't say "always touch live wires"
i'm just saying, he told me your hands can get stuck on a live wire when i was very young, and it stuck with me
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i'm out of it
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>>29183476
>they are just humans
>just like you or me
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>>29183476
me in 5 years
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>>29183582
i like the one where it cuts to dakota skye
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>>29184941
>one dude carelessly not looking ahead on an occluded curve, usually unobstructed bikepath
>all the bikers
fucking retard
Anonymous No.29186318 >>29186352
>>29184954
is that police and reg army?
Anonymous No.29186320 >>29186352
>>29184962
this is why they weren't allowed to vote for most of history
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>>29186318
i think so
>>29186320
i can understand the sentiment, but that is schizophreniaif you take it literally
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>>29185981
>i just don't see how anything could change
But it does. And if you do that you won't be around to see it. Don't, brother.
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>>29183840
absurd
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>>29186401
i guess so
it's crazy how long humans live, and how much random shit can happen in 6 months, let alone 40 years
probably arrogant to assume nothing will change
besides, this isn't so bad, for me atleast
ty anon
Anonymous No.29186432 >>29186444
>>29183520
how is that a justifiable reason for both of them to open fire and unload?
the actual fuck?
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i posted this >>29186429
but not this >>29186432
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>>29183451
i need a lathe..
i have a bolt factory worker friend who works with that sort of shit
Anonymous No.29186458
>>29184696
look up a lathe if you don't know what it is
it looks like a similar spinny machine, atleast
the guy probably got his hair or clothes caught in it, and from there chaos ensued
there's several videos of this happening
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>>29183426 (OP)
[I have autism and IΒ΄m from Australia]
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>>29183476
He's gotta be doing a bit.
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>>29183426 (OP)
BTW that guy "spidey turan" is in jail now.
Anonymous No.29186536
>>29183548
And yet, there were no riots for an entire summer over it.
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>>29183570
Voldo.jpg
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>>29183570
>>29186552
lmao
i must've played 200 hours of soul calibur IV on the ps3 when i was younger
ivy did things to me
Anonymous No.29186567 >>29186584
>>29183629
Better, simpler times.
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>>29183666
HELLO SATAN
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>>29186567
what the fuck happened?
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>>29183629
oh i just watched the hwole thing lol
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>>29183720
Tetanus
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>>29185339
That's gay.
Anonymous No.29186607 >>29186630
>>29183426 (OP)
i cant believe how friendly brown people are!
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>>29185145
i saw a similar video awhile ago, two small russian kids fucking around on top of a train bridge
i think one of them gets stuck while a train is getting closer and closer, and you can hear the kid still up on the bridge is screaming more and more urgently for about a minute before the kid gets hit by the train
it was harrowing, though, hearing the kid trying to help his friend
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>>29186607
the thief looks like a fag too
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>>29185339
god I wish that were me
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>>29184941
"Another" evidence? I think we all know who's really the retarded one there, anon.
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>>29183640
one of the greatest pieces of justice
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>>29184991
>they're humans
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>>29183431
God I wish I could spend the rest of my life personally slitting each and every one of their fucking nigger throats as I stare into their mindless eyes. Fuck I hate them so much.
Anonymous No.29186709
>>29183439
All of the participants being women made this possible
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>>29185734
YESSIR
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>>29183449
For a fucking phone...
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>>29185203
dumbass knocked himself cold, and drowned lol.
notice the way he holds his head, it makes the arm hit harder in the water. like a clap xD
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>>29183532
Was that a baby?
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>>29183598
He should use karate chops
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>>29183632
My war face
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>>29183666
Thank god he wore his t shirt
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>>29185339
stop it, boner
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>>29186563
SCIII is the GOAT
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>>29185106
I still wonder why it needed to sync with your phone.
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>>29183520
Civil rights attorney Ben Crump has filed a federal lawsuit on behalf of Eboni Pouncy, a Houston woman who, being mistaken for an intruder, was shot five times by sheriff’s office deputies inside of her friend’s apartment last year.

The deputies at the center of the lawsuit are no longer employed by the Harris County Sheriff’s Office, Jason Spencer, a spokesperson for the sheriff’s office said on Thursday.
Anonymous No.29186815
>>29184762
Thats gonna leave grease stains
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>>29184764
Obligatory "This is a bike lane"
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>>29183619
Was it a tranny?
Anonymous No.29186833
>>29185154
Police to the rescue, huh?
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>>29185020
Rolls of chinesium
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>>29185303
I think you are right
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>>29183431
fucking monkeys
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>>29185064
even bird shot is more dangerous than slugs in this case.
Anonymous No.29187048
>>29185134
one of the best trolls in the history of 4chan. much lower profile than habbo or battletoads but still legendary.
Anonymous No.29187212
>>29183605
>AoE IV is shit
>AoE III development is completely over after a cancalled DLC
>AoE II has absolutely shithouse DLCs with the latest one being absolutely retarded and proves WE doesn't give a shit about the integrity of the game, nor of its fans
It's over.
Anonymous No.29187399
sorry john Yesteday I wasn't on 4chan I couldn't help you. Kudos.