Thread 29186260

Schadenfreude thread. All of those rekts that, emotional or physical, share one thing in common:
>making You Laugh as They Hurt!

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>>29176328

>>29186283
jewish sewers teleport

>>29186397
Lolz

>>29186260 (OP)
Perfectly timed scream cuts are primo.

>>29186270
>WHO AM I TO TAKE A LIFE?

>>29186260 (OP)
rich or not, if I was shorter than a car I would kill myself xD

>>29186278
>haha loud is le funnay xD
you know what to do

>>29186638
>How to become black in two easy steps

>>29186872
Dinner has fallen...

>>29187154
Steve and Karl outside XFM Studio

>>29186267
Your hostile neigbourhood fiend el spudermano AYAYAYAYAAAAI!

>>29186890
To everyone who isn't german: This is the perfect video to describe the word Schadenfreude. The specific combination of righteous anger and happiness i feel with this whore getting injured is the best.

>>29187521
Maybe also this one too

Kekku@"He's so powerful"

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side, and I absolutely love taking charge when it comes to flirty chats. My favorite thing is making guys lose their cool online, and I can't get enough of pushing their buttons while having a blast myself. I have a playful side, and I always have the vibe for some spicy fun! I’m not too into crowded places because of my social anxiety, so digital connections are my go-to. If you're up for some wild conversations, hit me up! Add me on the app: emyze-th (make sure to remove the spaces and dash) and let’s get to know each other!

>>29187712
he so pawaful

>>29188140
did he fuck up his shoulder/neck or something?
maybe he's just playing it up but i don't think so, you can see terror in his eyes at the end..

>>29187936
that's kinda funy
seems like a well-adjusted family
i was afraid one of the kids was gonna get bit

>>29187345
makes me hate myself
wish i could help these women

>>29187147
wiff dat sound, yo

GAPVS

>>29188846
Master class, Anon, tyvm

>>29186283
Only if there was some sort of signage.

>>29186397
Rumor has it, Harrie has not been able shit right ever since.

>>29186260 (OP)
Reply only with filename vids.

The funnier the better.

>>29189814
Never gets old.

>>29190139
Have another

>>29190248
Squeal*Squeal*squeal* 10/10 kekalitious.

>>29189859
Ok, I'll play.

>>29189859
And another one

>>29189859
A classic.

>>29189397
when i worked at a gas station in my teens, i had two separate instances of women driving off with gas pumps still in their car

>>29190031
How did that work? Or is this staged?

>>29190449
I expected him to fly out the window.

>>29190444
the kid cheering "go tiger pup!" (tigershark pup) is fucking hilarious seeing as how it's tearing his dads pinky off lmao

>>29186646
Fucking slants. I used to watch the dancing bacons or whatever on the yootoob, and then I found a video of them eating pig brains. Realizing they had pretty much no limits on what 'food' they would eat turned my like into dislike.

>>29187154
Getting kicked in the liver will take the fight out of you right quick... or so I hear

>>29190642
Does hearing get slurred like speech? You need a hearing test. Kid is saying don't bite our boat.

>>29190449
STOP PUTTIN HIM UP DERE
ONE DAY HE GON COM DOWN
AN BUS HIS HEED OPEN

>>29189859
>>filename

>>29189435
All antifa and BLM need to be killed on site.

>>29191114
this will likely start to happen soon.

>>29190031
African Monkey style LOL

>>29190300
I wondered how a human even makes those sounds then i remembered that communists aren't people

>>29190590
i worked at a valero some years back and the only people who ever did that was several females and an extremely gay dude. One of the women screamed at us and threw the pump handle into the ice bag cabinet then sat in the parking lot with her arms crossed demanding we call the cops.

>>29190248
Bro, not cool, that was Doc Hammer from the Venture Bros lolz

>>29191153
As an innate engineer, I'm glad hoses have a couple of self-sealing mechanisms in case of pump-device severance.

>>29188776

I am assuming a broken clavicle.

>>29190446

... what did he think was gonna happen?

>>29191179
the weird thing is how long it took for companies to start adding them

>>29187154
i respect the hell out of his taekwondo spinning heel kick

>>29191118
How so?

>>29191265
the way he's standing and his manner of dress i always assumed he was full blown autistic and just let the intrusive thoughts win.

>>29191312
normies are getting sick and tired of the little pinks. They've already pissed off veterans, patriots, right wingers, cops, legitimate racists so becoming a sore spot for the regular people who just want to be left alone is them signing their own death warrants.

all it's gonna take is someone losing their shit and hacking some leftists apart with an axe at a protest then being given a slap on the wrist to tip the scales. The only bad thing is that they aren't marked physically so lots of them will try to meld back into the populace. Though the govt knows who they are. God help them if that info gets divvied out.

>>29191265
If I wanted to be generous and give him a LOT of benefit of the doubt... Maybe he was pushing a button that he thought would allow him to use his stomach to push or fold in the blade.

>>29191317
That's a mean thing to say about quarter black Garret.

>>29191367
i watch crowder but i can't stand how he gives such retarded or diminutive pet names. It's even worse when a few years later they loathe him for unexplained reasons.

>>29190718
To be fair if your government regularly caused you and 50 million of your countrymen to starve to death through incompetence you’d probably be willing to eat damn near anything too.

>>29191459
I mean it's their own people that did it to themselves. The single moms and elderly women who beat scientists to death during the great leap should always be forced to shoulder some of the blame. When your neighbor literally forces pestilence on to you and themselves you can't just say it's the govt's doing.

>>29190446
Mexicans...not cubans, not El Salvadorians, goat fucking Mexicans... I sell Knives and had this happen twice in the four years ive been doing this. idk why it is, but its always mexicans

>>29191777
Eyyyy got em

>>29190120
Max Payne 3 irl.

>>29187154
It makes me lol the way he lines him up for the kick.

>>29189797
>>29189801
There should be a law that permits you to plow through rioters and protestors.

>>29191862
Come to Florida, then.

>>29191179
How did she ruin the beer?

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, super playful and ready to explore some wild chats. I love taking control and teasing guys until they can't handle it anymore. There's something thrilling about pushing boundaries while we both have a great time! I'm definitely always in the mood, but I find it easier to connect this way since I'm a bit shy in person. If you're down for some fun and flirty conversations, hit me up! Just add me on this app: l-un a s t i-vq (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!) and let's see where the night takes us!

>>29192116
Lottsa crushed leaking cans with poopoo handwater leaking in them. Then again, it's natty light, so maybe these guys weren't there for the drinking experience anyways

>>29186283
>harry are you ok
for now he is, soon he will become one with trash when he meets the compactor

>>29187441
wombo combo
brain damage and broken ribs

>>29192373
Could they have gotten the little faggot out in time or have halted the compactor from engaging? One would've thought kids nowadays would use fucking Google to search up shit they're curious about, instead of jumping headfirst like we had to as kids. One Google search and some common sense could've told them why are those trashbins dangerous.

>>29187936
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29187109
Cook it before serving it.

>SKATE OR DIE
>SKATE OR DIE
>SKATE OR DIE

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and I love keeping things spicy in chats. There's just something electrifying about teasing and pushing boundaries, especially when I'm in control. I'm a total flirt and enjoy playful banter that gets us both fired up! I can be shy in person, so I prefer to explore my wild side in a more comfortable setting, like through messaging. If you're up for some fun and flirty chats, hit me up! Add me on the app (just remove the spaces and dashes): h-a rp-e-r-uj av.

>>29191062
Hit so hard he shits a hook turd. The fuck is this country?

>>29187147
>>29188846
shoulda pour in some rusty nails while they're at it for proper diy frag nade experience.

>>29192490
A magical place where no laws, even those of reality in occasion, doesn't apply.
>>29192560
Bold of you to think the urban fauna would happen upon anything resembling work or construction, lmao.

>>29190791
He's obviously saying "Don't try this at home" bud

>>29191307
Just like yellow traffic lights, man.

>>29190428
>Saar Wars

>>29192913
why is uncle roger insulting that lady? did she mess up egg fry ry?

>>29192892
I swear, slapping is both one of the faggiest and yet most brutal "sports" around. This fucker got slapped a century into the past and returned like a Pablo Picasso painting.

>>29192913
>"Shot de fok upp"
>"How daer you!"
>"Tly me, tly me"
>(after getting ass royally kicked) "COME BACK!"

Lmao

>>29192974
backstory is he was going off on some racist diatribe and the black guy roughed him up. He did follow him outside and got beaten on some more.

>>29189397
"You're being creepy" - Woman who just committed grand theft.

>>29188140
This guy is a pw legend. Wish i were around during the asp days

>>29194018
Gotta respect his dedication of throwing himself on home appliances and enduring the pain, kek

>>29190804
>>29190803
some animals are too fucking stupid to save.

>>29191114
ESL

>>29194067
>>29189859

>>29186890
This might be a ligit smiting. She is taking the lords name in vain.

>>29187783
LMFAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH DED

>>29191114
and they say the left is intolerant

>>29192981
Fuck niggers the chang is right, there a fucking cancer like all shitskins.

>>29190803
>>29190804
Get Bonk'd

>>29192447
I have only see pictures of this

>>29194695
Did she die or did she survive this paralyzed?

>>29194771
She was fine, AFAIK. No bait.

>>29190449
This shit is so funny. I cant stop laughing.

>>29194050
Dude had a love for the game.

>>29187199
Kek
"He's done you again!"

>>29191853
Best fucking part. "Jus' hold on fine rite there, just fiineee..."

>>29194194
>pedophiles are fine
>thieves are fine
>murderers are fine
>unfunny woman? SMITE!!!
god is a retard

>>29194930
>Those don't get smiten as well

Gotta be 18 to post here

>>29194953
why does he only smite some murderous pedo thieves and not all of them?

>>29192892
Is this real?

>>29192887
Fuck this cunt. I'd piss inside his cage right back at him. Faggot.

>>29194966
>Man has no will
>Man isn't thus the creator of evil and it is Man's responsibility to clean it up
>A good Father would never let his Child learn from his mistakes and make him own up for them, but sneakily help him in ocassion if it gets too rough

Yeah, our ass needs to learn and deal with ourselves, for the damage we do is to ourselves as well. If God intervened openly, then the common Man would bitch and moan about lack of free will, predetermination, the needlessness of suffering, etc... and all other ailments. At that point, the experiment might as well be ruined.

"If you can't say 'Why me' when things go well for you, you have no right to say so -when they don't-" ~Bill Watterson

>>29191195
worse, seems he popped open his sternum. check the brusing after. When he lands on the micro you can see it buldge too.

>>29187345
>cant grow normal hair
>blonde
>pale skin
>african facial structure
>the lips
Absolutely cursed genetics.

>>29189801
The car always fucking wins.

>>29190031

DOMAIN EXPANSION

NIGERIAN PATH

>>29195138
>the car always wins

Bold statement kek

>>29195082
Aw shit, left the fire on the stove too long, way past al dente now :C

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. with a playful side and a love for keeping things spicy in chats. I enjoy teasing and pushing boundaries, seeing just how far I can take things while having a blast. I'm a bit of a night owl and love getting lost in flirty conversations. Meeting new people in person makes me a bit anxious, so I'm all about connecting online. If you’re looking for some fun and want to explore your wild side with a like-minded gal, I'm your girl! Hit me up by adding me on that app where we can share some naughty chats: ha r p-e-ruj-a v (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to chat!

>>29195103
That's some Looney Tunes shit right there

>>29188805
Anon you can't help these women. Imagine they hate men of their own race so much they willingly have babies with fucking niggers and SHITSKINS. They hate you, they don't care about you, they want you dead. You can't help them, nor they want your help. They will die all alone with a life full of regrets
t. Dated a black single mother for a short time and she really was mentally insane to even date me, a man 20 years younger than her and 8-9 years older than her son.

>>29188805
Murder would be a mercy.

>>29186646
Fuck with the shrimp and you gonna wimp

>>29195047
You should be embarrassed to engage on this level of sophistry. At this point just say "I believe it because I feel like it".

>>29195082
This is a training failure. Anyone hiring an entry level cook should teach them how to put out kitchen fires.

>>29188846
pretty sure these are two different nigs. I think i even remember seeing this at the same time bum fights was a big thing. The dude was a meth head that was getting paid to have some teeth removed. this was the same series of videos that used to be called "Crack heads are magic"

>>29196136
>Le you should--
Yeah, as on par with the course: lacking the mettle to properly respond and not look like a massive dumbfuck, fuck outta here, kekku.

>>29196371
Actually, disregard that, Anon, i suck dicks. Misread what you wrote, my bad

>>29190449
On second thought, maybe it is better if the dad leaves.

>>29190449
The one black family with a black dad around and this shit happens, lmao

>>29195771
kek

>>29196402
fake and gay

>>29196501
>life in general when you try to fucking be positive and go with the flow for once.

>>29196501
Based matador bull. Lmao

>>29187154
I've never wanted a webm to have sound so much in my life.

>>29186285
THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

>>29194980
https://www.tiktok.com/discover/power-slap-breaks-orbital-bone

Yes, the orbital bones surround the eye socket and are easily broken. Search "slapping broken orbital"

>>29196623
>>29194980
no its not. the full fight is Drain vs Quinones power slap

>>29187147
I wonder if that's how he lost his other teeth

>>29186890
This is what fucking Tempe will do to you. It's that much of a shithole.

>>29189397
Fake and poorly acted

>>29192930
TURBOKEK

>>29195103
Miss on a great opportunity there.

>>29196371
Death by environmental damage.webm

>>29186646
Gave that chink bitch a meal to remember.

>>29196774
The cleaning at the end.
As if this is a recurring thing.

>>29187936
A nice welcome to the real world thay few children get to experience

>>29196652
lmao is that where it was??

>>29186844
Not to mention performance cars like that are typically way lower than average

>>29196879
A fire accidents compilation would be great

>>29187521
Schadenfreude is used in English. My favorite part of the language is how we very often use loanwords when we can't directly translate something, leaving us with terms like tsunami, coup d'etat, and karaoke

>>29187672
She might be a bit retarded but I would fuck the shit outta the purple haired one

>>29187783
i hate this fucking nigger with a passion. >>29189805

>>29197227
We do that too, with the French word "restaurant" and the American word "OK" we use "Okay"

>>29197288
He has rather large nostrils.

>>29190056
I read somewhere that he actually survived this. I think it said he was comatose though, if he ever woke up he probably won't be ok

>>29195040
why would he piss in his cage you sandnigger? do you piss where you chill you filthy melonlover?

>>29196879
Wipeout 2097 was great

>>29187783
The fuck did he think was gonna happen??!!

>>29197580
I think he thought it was a candle. He knew immediately what was going on and that there was nothing he could do about it once it started sparking.

>>29196734
This seems efficient - you can only be crippled once.

>>29189397

This woman probably used Tea app after that

>>29192364
That thing actually smell vile asf, good easy prank

>>29197509
>bonk
>sploosh
>dead
It always amazes me how people jumping off ladders never secure the ladder. Equal and opposite reaction and all that.

>>29197509
Is he kill?

>>29190427
one of the most brutal videos I hope that guy got a huge beating after that.

>>29198050
You'd be surprised how often basic physics escape the grasp of the everyday layman. I had a coworker once get marveled that he could keep his soda cold if he wrapped it in his (unworn, obviously) hoodie for the remainder of the shift. It legit bothers me to this day that there's people that still think blankets can melt ice if it's wrapped with em.

>>29198654
>hey you shuddupa!
>no you shuddupa!

>>29189859
Goddammit anon you ruined that webm for me, I can't see the guy getting run over anymore, all I hear now are the monkeys now.

>>29197509
The neighbors: well finally he shut the fuck up.

>>29191814
Needs more cutscenes. Actually so many that I can't get any immersion in my gameplay. Every 5 minutes sounds good. Shittest

>>29198851
kek

>>29195109
The red mist descends.

>>29198859
That'll be some broken ribs...

>>29198962
Wrestling is fake anon.

>>29196754
Cinema.

>>29197580
>think
There's your answer

>>29189797
>LET'S BLOCK THAT CAR AGAIN WITH OUR BODIES

>>29187672
they're lucky he didnt actually start throwing hands

>>29191073
wouldn't that mean he's cheating?
thought roosters with spurs was an illegal thing even in cock fighting

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side, and I absolutely love flirting and teasing during our spicy chats. There's something so thrilling about pushing boundaries and watching guys get all worked up while I enjoy myself too! I'm a total night owl, always ready for some fun, but meeting new people in person can be a bit much for me because of my social anxiety. That's why I love connecting through messages; it's just way more comfortable for me! If you're interested in some flirty banter, add me on 4NSTAGRAM: lu-na st-ivq (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat! No sellers here, just looking for some fun connections.

>>29197509
>>29198050
>>29198059

He lived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMgDehPBjD8

>>29196280
Russian version of Mr.Bean

>>29199730
Nah, AFAIK they -are- a part of it, only on higher wage fights (given your bird is more likely to die with a blade spur slash rather than a talon strike). Gangsters and local politicians often throw money on larger cockfights, so cheating is also pretty much understood to be a death sentence there (Mexico/SA).

>>29190607
Hitting both arteries maybe?

>>29190607
He did all that, socked him in the jaw twice pretty good, then pose.

>>29191388
because hes a narcissistic nepobaby who's Daddy runs the show but he throws tantrums if anyone outshines him for even a nano second.

they had a light he could push to signal to his band of tards to stop telling Jokes.

>>29186638
he answered the call

>>29190607
Dude looked drunk, getting smacked in the jaw while drunk will typically cause you to fall over