Thread 29221690

Share anything with summer vibes (beach, pool, etc). It's not just a coomer thread.

Don't the batteries on these things explode when they touch salt water?

>>29221736
Holy shit

>>29221690 (OP)
Mensa gathering.webm

>>29221842
lmao

>>29222384
>Man of God
he has tattoos, he is a heathen

>>29222784
Maybe he got them before

>>29222384
A true hero

>>29222384
what a faggot

>>29222776
what movie is this

>>29222754
Neat

>>29221690 (OP)
lmao I was about to say, there are specialty tow trucks made for pulling cars out of sand like that
They will charge you up the ass twice over cause they know you'll have no choice, but they'll do it

>>29221690 (OP)
Summertime is wartime.

>>29221693
I would kill myself out of shame for being a man and crying like that in public.

>>29223301
Apparently he's a grifter who trolls certain groups then spergs out for more reactions on his YouTube channel

Fuck yeah America

>>29222954
Only faggots would ask that question

>>29223335
You don't need to reply if you don't know the answer.

>>29221736
>Dark Wood Grain Ring

>>29223570
>>29223602

>>29223590
No! I will not accept a date from Kamel-toe Harris! Go away!

>>29221690 (OP)
What is the obsession with burgers to drive their cars onto beaches? I really don't get it.

>>29222174
cute
any more or sauce?

>>29221756
yeah
i never understood why they put the batteries on the outside of the car with no protection

>>29223940
Because the people making cybertrucks are only marginally smarter than the people buying them

>>29222174
those are badly chewed nipples.

>>29224071
What are you talking about?

>>29223334
Super Bock for super blokes!

>>29223342
that was actually not too bad, it could have rolled over on to him

>>29223343
Sauce?

>>29221690 (OP)
was expecting the chain to snap and slice a person in half

>>29223657
It's a freedom thing. You wouldn't get it. Best stick to your public transit.

>>29222384
The christnigger was cringe as fuck but so were the roasties

>>29224071
>t. virgin who has never seen inverted nipples

>>29223651
Why do women ruin perfection with tattoos?

>>29221842
Long drive on a short pier

This thread reminded me of how me and my now dead wife used to take the kids to the beach every August and while they were asleep in their beds, go down to the waves and fuck.
I miss those days, bros.

>>29221698
Who the fuck takes their 2 ton truck to the beach kek
Retards

bump

>>29222966
Why do I want dress my wife like a whore in public but don't want other men to touch her

>>29226075
You want them to be jelly?

>>29224845
I've never seen them and they are my fetish.

>>29221690 (OP)
lmao theres 40 people standing there, just pick the fuckin thing up out of the sand

>>29226300
It's not like lifting a car that's resting on solid ground

>>29223547
what pride flag is this?

>>29226394
Meds

>>29221756
aiiiiiii senor elon ayudame!

>>29222384
Based chud shaming those thots

>>29226394
cuck flag.

>>29225008
Because they're less boring than you

>>29226916
Looks more like Horgoth

>>29222784
men can have tattoos

>>29224221
>Super Bock for super blokes!
I saw this and thought this could be some tuga shit but I didn't even notice the super bock kek

>>29221736
i kneel, this girl genuinely made me smile

>>29223788
Oh that's why they call it the poop deck.

>>29223334
Faggots

>>29227382
Friendlet detected

>>29226599
Yo a trillboy
Fucking nice shit dude

>>29221690 (OP)
50 plus people are not a single Brain Cell between them. Nobody had shovels nobody had boards. Nobody had a truck with real tires??

>>29226761
the feet were the best part of this webm
and that's sad

>>29226772
>>29221756
The owner was a foreigner tourist anon
Atte añon

>>29221736
that was insanely impressive

>>29227404
girlfriend material

>>29226728
beautiful

>>29227858
why would you do something this gay

>>29227873
>no fun allowed

>>29225015
haahah

>>29227873
because they're third worlders and all already have hepatitis and pinkeye and pretty much every disease you can think of, so theres no real risk to doing gross shit anymore (See Indians playing with shit)

>>29222174
Waimanalo Beach

>>29222600
Wooden dumbbells? Seriously? That bitch should rather clean, cook, wash or iron that would be much more benefical for all.

>>29222776
Me on a Tuesday at home.

>>29223822
That un athleticism is funny and concerning
>>29224306
Similar with this dude. If you pause it on 0:13
What is that body builder cobra stance ?? lol

>>29228020
ok, no words

>>29227988
New Olympic sport in making ?

>>29228015
Pig: Beach mother why did you forsaken me ...

>>29228133
Nobody can tell ne this man did not just said KURWA out loud.

It's tough out here everyone is hungry.

>>29228609
This got me thinking of that "Finger the pitbulls butthole to make him let go" meme that's been spouted on the internet, and when someone finally gets the opportunity to try it out they just appear as freaks taking advantage of the opportunity

>>29227404
Did she really need to perform her daily enemea right on the hand-rail? You can see literal chunks of shit in the bubbles.

>>29228903
lmao

>>29227152
>It's boring if you don't scribble on beautiful art
If canvas were beautiful, everyone would hate artists.

>>29222384
This is honestly sad, even though I'm an atheist, he's right. And the caveat is that those women can only ridicule him now and enjoy all the freedom packed in this situation now, because of the actions of men like him in the past. One of the many reasons why women would cover themselves in almost all cultures in the past, is that a crazy horny guy could just jump them and rape them, the fact that they can be as they are and that doesn't even cross their minds? Just shows the level of development of that society and her delusion and disregard for those victories as societal milestones.

>>29222384
Dude makes a good point. There's kids around.

>>29223334
This shit will get you arrested in Florida

>>29223342
Wear sunscreen. And your seatbelt.

>>29225051
Did you kill her? How old are you?

>>29225008
in this case, it's hiding breast-reduction scars. doesn't make it better, i know. it's double retardation actually.

retard's name is danielley ayala btw

>>29229298
Yeah where I live in Aus you'd get ejected for sure but I'd say they're fairly remote.

>>29226099
patrolled

>>29228918
My 115 lbs would have her shaking.

>>29222384
God bless this dude, actually has the balls to stand up to lust and call it out!

>>29221698
So when will anyone learn that cars do not belong on beaches?

>>29222954
Suntan (2016). Excellent movie about obsession and loneliness.

>>29226099
>>29229425
La diversidad es nuestra fuerza

>>29228865
that's just the champagne thats falling in the shadow cast by her leg.

>>29221736
Imagine the dizziness she was feeling after that the whole sky must have been spinning.

>>29222963
does sea water ice tastes salty?

>>29221698
>>29229577
Car drivers, especially truck drivers, are incredibly entitled and feel they should be allowed to bring their vehicles literally fucking anywhere

>>29228240
I don't think she brought them there herself, you angry little child.

>>29229242
Shouldn't they be celebrating those victories that you're talking about?

>>29229397
Why does the money shot scare them? They were fine before that

>>29229342
If she's had a reduction in that webm then she might be the EXTREMELY rare case where it actually makes sense to get one, cause those are still huge and she's not anywhere close to fat, so I'd have to assume she has one of those freak conditions where they just never stop growing

>>29223657
You have to first own a car and live in a country where the beaches aren't covered in pajeet shit to understand.

>>29230621
doggo is a hundred times better than my friends at beach volley

>>29222600
Bitch is fighting the fridge. Respect, but God has cursed her with small droopy tits and a barrel for a chest. Good luck, lady.

>>29226075
Hanging out with a slut in public is kinda cool. You get a lot of eyes on you, which is different than being invisible. Some dudes, usually older or married will give you a look of "good going" or even outright congratulate you on your successful catch. On the other hand, chads *will* approach her like she's unaccompanied, which may be what she's looking for if she's the type that likes drama or just doesn't respect you. All in all, I preferred going to the beach with my slutty sister and her friends than my slutty girlfriend and her friends.

>>29231287
Porn has ruined you. Her chest is muscular because of the lifting, she's not fighting anything.

>>29231184
these girls are like... 5's. it would be better if I had not seen their raggedy bodies at all.

>>29231357
Virgin hands typed this

>>29231351
She's got a wide chest, not just from lifting, and narrow hips. She cuts herself any slack and she'll be a fridge in a month. Ergo, fighting the fridge.

>>29231357
>>29231377
To me, they are 4s and they look run through.

>>29231126
real life marie rose body

>>29231421
If she were 'fighting the fridge' she'd have a different workout routine that allowed for building wider hips, a larger butt, less work on the chest and midsection or simply getting implants. You're looking at an overly toned person and you have know idea wtf you're talking about.

>>29231501
jews can't help but be degenerate if a camera is around. and if it's not around they'll go get one

>>29222384
>man of god of LARPing
don't act holier-than-thou....
just call them whores

>>29231510
As opposed to whom?

bump

>>29227404
someone should have busted this bitch's head open

>>29227873
Johnny Foreigner is a mystery wrapped in an enigma

>>29224420
>>29230791
Driving onto the beach, disturbing the sand with tire tracks, possibly leaking oil, while also disturbing the relaxing people with engine noise and threatening to run them over with those retarded poor-visibility trucks is unironically Third World as fuck. You're signaling to the world that you're either some fresh off the boat or the fence immigrant or a retarded backwater hick by driving on the beach even in the USA.

>>29227858
all non-whites are gay to some degree, it's part of having non-human genetics, like how dogs hump each other because all animals are kinda faggots

>>29231837
Studies show that white people and white latinos lead the gay numbers. Recent studies, not the old numbers you /pol/tards like to put up

>>29231826
It's not third world if it's only americans doing it. Fucking retard.

>>29231875
AI slop like like this is why I stopped opening Instagram

>>29229298
it will get you arrested everywhere, anon. they probably put out the fire immediately after recording the tiktok.

>>29222384
Those embarrassment/insecurity laughs lmfao.

>>29227869
so that's how rainclouds are made?

>>29227404
>these people are never arrested and charged but if you pee in an alley late at night you become a sex offender

>>29222384
God I hate these moralfags
>girls trying to tan as much of their bodies on their day off as possible
>Man of God to the rescue, proselytizing action engaged!
>a homeless person in need of help or a gang of melanin-rich gentlemen harassing people on the sidewalk
>pretends to be deaf and blind
Not to mention it's always some guy who was a crackhead criminal in his youth or a woman who was a coke-snorting turbo-slut before she "came to god".

>>29226638
there used to be one like this posted but there was nice piano music over it. I could never find out what the song was

>>29222384
>waaa waaa i hate seeing hot women in bikinis!! waaaa!!!! im actually really straight tho i hate faggots!!!

>>29232086
>if you pee in an alley late at night you become a sex offender
Only if you're a retard who takes a plea deal.
No jury is going to convict you for pissing in a fucking alley.

>>29221756
Yep, sure do. Just needs to bridge the exposed contacts. They were lucky he got stuck on dry sand.

>>29231826
None of that happens and the coast guard regularly ride the beach in cars. Sand resets every day with the wind.
Stay mad.

>>29223657
https://asciimaps.com/driving-on-daytona-beach/

https://www.floridarambler.com/central-florida-getaways/driving-on-the-beach/

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photo-of-the-day/photo/daytona-beach-florida-cars

hope you find these helpful and interesting!

>>29231826
I work for DNR and often work the coastal areas during Spring Break. Not all beaches allow vehicles on the beaches.

Shit like this does happen, whether vehicles on beach are allowed or not. A bunch of drunks...go figure. Many do get stuck. We aren't allowed to pull anyone out...possible vehicle damage. Local tow services take care of them, local PD hit them with citations.

The sand usually smooths back out after the tide comes in and then out. But yeah I'm not a fan of vehicles on beaches. It's not allowed where I am so...but it happens,

>>29231888
Americans aren't a race retard, most thridies are poopskins

>>29232360
Man you're stupid. Third world refers to a type of nation, america is a type of nation and the people from there are americans. The posts you're crying about all take place in america but you're saying the americans are acting like third worlders. You're so dumb that you don't even know how to extrapolate information from your own post lol. Die mad.

>>29231888
It's just that in other Third World shitholes no one even bothers to film it because of how normal for them it is. There's no such thing as nature protection laws over there.

>>29232561
>dey makin us look bad!
Fun fact: You can die from a copium overdose

>>29226075
Idk, but I'm right there with you. I want her to feel like she's just a sex object, but I don't want anyone else having sex with her

>>29223334
There's nothing better than freshly cooked sand.

>>29223492
What kind of bird is that?

>>29226638
They were very lucky. The beast must have fed recently, otherwise it would have been a literal bloodbath.

>>29227404
Look closely and you'll see that she's a vile whore.

>>29232898
unc fell asleep watching horror movies again

>>29222384
/pol/ goes to the beach.mp4

>>29227440
Keep in mind, you're talking about people who park their cars on wet sand to take selfies. It's the American equivalent to posing in front of an oncoming train.

>>29229270
>>29222384

OH MY GAWD HIS DAUGHTERS WILL SEE FEMALE BODIES IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!
>faggot

>>29232114
>YouTube Law Degree©

>>29233027
There is a reason we protect children from certain themes, like violence, horror, porn, sexuality, nudity, etc.
We couldn't see them in the video, but if they are in ridiculously tiny bikinis at a family beach, he does kind of have a point.

>>29229298
None of our governments ever really allows people to have fun.

>>29231377
He's right, they are pretty average bro.

>>29221690 (OP)
Never seen a truck this incompetent before. Outstanding work for a truck to be this incompetent.

>>29233263
It's not a tow truck

>>29226300
Nah it's much more fun to sit on the side and laugh at the retard that got his car stuck on the beach. I'm cracking open a cold one and watching them try and figure it out, why the fuck would I help them.

>>29223788
Wtf that's so much shit, did they not take him outside for like 2 days or what

>>29228862
Yeeesh, after looking her up I can see why she doesn't usually show her face in videos. Absolute butter.

>>29228811
>meme
It actually works.

>>29232585
yeah just keep gunning it

>>29233408
How would you pick up a truck that's bogged like that?

>>29222066
Whoa. WTF. Back story? That guy was legit trying to kill that cop and looks like he got a stab or two in. Went for the jugular

>>29222066
And the cop that tried to pull the attacker off the other cop had a pistol holstered on his thigh! He should have immediately drawn and ended the attacker

>>29222842
BOININNGG. Uhng.Uhng.Uhng. Fuck. Sleep.

>>29234350
>>29234359
That area had a string of attacks against policemen who were trying to crack down on unlicensed street vendors.

>A dramatic video captures the moment a deputy inspector of the Punta Umbría (Spain) Local Police, Antonio Garrido, was wounded in a knife attack.
>Garrido received three knife wounds. Although no vital organs or arteries are thought to have been cut the officer is in hospital and his condition is unknown.
>The attacker is in custody with police saying he tried to stab two other officers. Another two men have also been detained by police.
https euroweeklynews com/2019/08/07/police-man-knifed-on-spanish-beach/

>>29223342
Neighbor rolled his jeep. He was lucky. He had a roll bar. Only got scalped.

>>29231975
Props to whoever installed the roll up though

>>29234115
Barring whatever knocks he took in the cab while before he got ejected, the actual ejection was surprisingly safe looking
His head was kind of at the center of rotation and he hit the water fairly square with his ass and back so it had the best chance to turn all the rest of the energy he was bringing with him into a solid spank and that's it
Also the cut makes it look like some kind of time loop where hes dragging him self ashore and then turns and sees himself baring down on him again

>>29224420
>it's a freedom thing!
he screeches, his overpriced car stuck in sand, as I pass by, unburdened, unbothered, my train in 7 minutes, or in 26, or in 44, or...

>>29234497
>Also the cut makes it look like some kind of time loop where hes dragging him self ashore and then turns and sees himself baring down on him again
holy shit you're right. that's some black mirror shit right there

>>29233107
>There is a reason we protect children from certain themes, like violence, horror, porn, sexuality, nudity, etc.
Leftists don't protect children at all. In the womb or at the beach. In fact, they purposely expose children to this shit.
When you point it out, they say something stupid like Sandy Hook proves I don't care about kids since I refuse to ban guns.
Mentally ill faggots.

>>29223657
Fr

>>29230753
damn

>>29233107
>>29234654
Both of you are putting words in each others mouths when you clearly want your tongue there, just kiss already

>>29229504
Damn, I'd eat that big pussy on her!

>>29223570
Haha yeah.

>>29227404
This is exactly the same level of whoriness as someone calling herself a "traditional woman" on the internet. If you film yourself for the net, you are a whore.

>>29223335
Only faggots would reply such retardation.

>>29223575
the average american woman is 170 lbs

>>29231501
first of how do you know she's jewish, and second of you described most of the modern women out there.

>>29223991
>pissing

>>29221690 (OP)
god bless daytona

>>29235586
who?

Pool edition
>>29235700
>>29235700
>>29235700

>>29222754
>see the jet coming
>mute it just before the mach cone becomes visible
Close call.

>>29235690
https://www.instagram.com/missgillianbarnes/

>>29226508
newfags, everyone.
>>>/b/937930461

>>29235560
fun fact

>>29222963
Noticed how the horizon is a straight line?

>>29235943
What about it?

>>29229270
Tell me how the female naked body is offensive to kids when everyone was born of a woman who has breastfed them, bathed them and most likely was naked with them at various moments of their childhood. I'm pretty sure you're a faggot

>>29227249
Kill yourself

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>>29229658
You can actually see that the sky was not spinking xD

>>29223335
holy fuck this is why I come to 4chan

>>29223334
>>29232709
A friend once told me of an awesome story of this, where they dug a very deep hole, filled it with sticks and put a little bit of gas there.

It burned through the whole night and in the morning it had a tunel of strong glass on the ground (from melted sand).

>>29235560
you mean 77kg

>>29233431
if you knew you could hold it in for a couple days to take a big boat poop with guts theme song, wouldn't you?

>>29226728
is that a sting ray or a manta? also was 9/11 really on the beach?

>>29227988
that's awesome

>>29233809
>>29233805
what a fucking machine.