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>>29234326 (OP)
Does anyone have the Deez nuts guy and ronnie mcnutt clip ?

>>29234571
What’s funny about this?
The flushing sound?

>>29234559
lost holy shit fuck the police

>>29234915
thats not a flushing sound anon that's the sound of a watery shit hitting the back of the toilet bowl

>>29234644
Dis?

>>29234326 (OP)
I like that he gave him a towel after and they made up

>>29234571
isnt that awful how we dont give a shit about her at all because she's fat and post-wall?
attractivity does rule the world

other than that i found these on a depaywalled NYT page, thought i'd post on this site, this thread will do

>>29235270
>>29234915
obviously added by haters

>>29234547
is that fucking Super Dave?
I haven't seen that since the 90s.

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>>29234549
>you would not have survived the death camps where they had a big button labeled "PRESS" and when you pushed it a tiger with lawn mower blades duct taped to his claws, who was drugged with methamphetamine, dropped out of a secret compartment in the shower head and nerve gas poured into the room

>>29234444
>>29235555

quads checked, this thread been blessed.
Let's keep it going, to the machines people.

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>>29234338
Jesus ffuck!
>>29234334
GOOGOO GINGANG GOOGOO GINGANG

>>29236019
Honestly, I've head enough.

>>29236321
Can't even wright right.

>>29236329
>>29236321
Go take some rest wtf.

>>29236404
*pffft* No!

>>29236404
I love her.

>>29234559
That is his mother:

>>29234571
lost. sharting is the peak of funny.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side that's always ready for some flirty fun. I love teasing and pushing boundaries during those late-night chats. There's just something exhilarating about making someone lose their cool while I enjoy every second of it! I'm a bit shy in public due to my anxiety, so I keep it real online. If you're down for some steamy exchanges and want to let loose with me, hit me up! Just message me on that app everyone loves using. My username is Em-mi ck-o q (make sure to remove the spaces to find me). Can't wait to connect and have some fun!

>>29237748
>here in the las vegas convention center in ..
>..
>lovely las vegas
i thought that was the joke, but then he
>may lin su may got've gotten dropped on her head as a child. she's actually a fan of maxx hardcore

>>29236377
Kill yourself.

>>29236019
They avoid the recessions by artificially inflating the GDP by importing millions of immigrants to spend money.

>>29236404
She's pretty cute, anyone know who that is?

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>>29234444
Kek

>>29234547
Supper Dave was the shit

>>29234559
I AM A PREGNANT WOMAN TASER!
EEEAAAARRRGGGGEEEGGHHH!!!

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>>29238085
Imagine getting past this sites stupid asf captcha only to be this fucking retarded

>>29236757
This is just one of the effects of radiation in the zone. You don't even wanna know what anomalies can do to stalkers...

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>>29234547
explain to the folks at home who Super Dave is (was)

>>29236377
AI vid

>>29237121
screamer, dont watch

>>29238210
wat

>>29237746
oh you mother fucker

>>29238588
Ringworm posting

>>29236457
I would just be happy to hold hands with a girl at this point. Do these people have so much sex that they need to do more and more degenerate shit?

>>29238518
>low_dexterity.mp4

>>29234326 (OP)
isn't that potentially deadly??

>>29235437
can someone explain this girl to me? is this all a bit or is she autistic and stupid?

>>29237723
this movie isn't actually bad, I kinda like it desu. sure homoboy tried a little too hard to prove he was a serious filmmaker who could make serious films, but really honestly a gritty film that seems far more realistic now that the truth about the elite is out in the open

>>29234444
>>29235555
quads checked holy shit

>>29240280
N-word is the only thing that get me, fuck why is it so funny to me, I'm not even from an English speaking country

>>29240626
pfahaha.

>>29234330
Bitch has a tripod setup pointed at her bed. What kind of dude puts up with that?

>>29237723
This was a great movie btw

>>29234915
The funny part is that shes a maggot who thinks her orange god actually cares about her despite the fact that she's about 40 years too old to be one of his concubine

>>29240837
I cannot understand a word she says.

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>>29237782
I mean she's pretty close

>>29240844
I'm sure there's a lot you don't understand, just go back to cocomelon and fortnite

>>29240748
don't call her bitch, dude.

>>29240596
Sleeping in the bed of a stranger's truck? Most certainly. Luckily, this time he got away with a badly needed wash.

>>29234330
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>>29234559
>>29236025
>>29238481
>>29240275
>>29240280
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>>29241401

>>29240944
She's a whore, fag.

>>29234338
Hideous foul creature

>>29234559
>I AM pregnant
>taser
Top kek

>>29239268
That's just what you gotta do to earn hands holding nigga

>>29234559
>woman
X

>>29234330
How cucked do you have to be for you to catch your boyfriend with someone not only younger but also a different race.

>>29240280
The dude has a bbc submission fetish, what else did you expect

>>29236936
Jewish elite basketball player.

>>29238210
Shitty soviet jokes.

>>29240633
it's a stacy larping mental illness because haha isn't autism so cool and quirky when you're conventionally attractive

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl, curvy and confident, just looking to spice up my chats. I love taking charge and pushing boundaries, especially when it comes to those steamy conversations that can get a little wild. Since I'm more of an indoor girl due to my social anxiety, I find that connecting through texts is way more fun and comfortable! If you're up for some flirty banter and want to see how far we can go, hit me up! Just add me on 4 the app: So ph-i ex u-lb-e-r (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat!

>>29235279
See now that’s suicide prevention right there I don’t ever want my fucking skull to look like that

>>29237121
Real nigger behavior.

Did make me chuckle though

>>29238588
Lost

>>29234444
Pedo…

>>29241363
Its Kyle from southpark

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little playful and super into pushing boundaries during our late-night chats. I love teasing and getting guys all worked up while we have a blast. I'm definitely a night owl and totally down to indulge in some flirty fun! I can be a bit shy in person due to my anxiety, so I totally prefer keeping things spicy through messages. If you're looking to have some wild conversations, hit me up! Add me on my chat app: e ma-qu o-n-x (just remove the spaces to find me). Can't wait to connect!

>>29237130
smelly SCREAMER

>>29240596
he is the type of person who could easily drown in 1" of water so you have to be careful

>>29234547
>new... pain

>>29235694
they did that to all the jews who were most scared of tigers. and that was only 1% of the brutality

>>29240844
she is speaking one of the american accents for sure. I think she sounds like silence of the lambs: "my mom's real important mister"
As Dr. Hannibal Lecter would say, "you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia."

final answer west virginia

>>29234559
Only a moron would fight with police if they were pregnant.

>>29235437
Don't do drugs kids

>>29240292
everyone on /b/ now

>>29235717
wasnt sure what the fuck was going on here, some guy shit himself with a log swinging in his pants, then fucking smeagol crawls out the water, then realise the file name makes sense.

>>29237121
Taken out back and shot.

>>29235248
It's a nigger who cares.

>>29241765
Yes, we all know that you lost everything

>>29234344
Very underrated, the dart breaking the glass was the cherry on top

>>29244472
This is some GTA shit and europoors have the audacity to make fun of Americans

>>29244472
du hasst mein schnitzel

>>29240280
umm wtf based???

>>29236404
kinda funny

>>29238844
where do you get your ideas from?

>>29245198
>jews are running society
>women need to shut up
>blacks need to be imprisoned

Notice how he didn't use the "need" word with jews.
Peak grifter

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, super curvy and ready to take charge in some steamy chats. I love pushing guys to the edge during our fun conversations, seeing how far I can go while having a blast. I'm definitely in a flirty mood most of the time (total nympho energy, right?), but I struggle with anxiety, so meeting people in person isn't really my thing. That's why I dive into the world of texting; it's so much easier for me! If you're down for some wild chats, hit me up! Just add me on my favorite app: E-m-m-i b l o-kz (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Looking forward to some spicy conversations!

>>29241765
White people humor.

>>29244472
Man is so mad he starts to bit himself.
Rolling fuhrer

>>29244577
Dart? That's a spoon. Am I missing a piece of the clip?

Anyone got the video of Hitler playing ping pong in an American high school? I'm about to go nuts trying to find the damn thing.

>>29241363
average jewdank post

>>29234559
Nine months and many years later...

>>29241765
Definitely jew humour

>>29234559
Is this why all black superheroes use electricity powers?

>>29240596
Compared to sleeping outside in the winter, or drinking $5 rotgut by the gallon for 40 years? I think this was one of the safest this things that guys ever done.

>>29235694
There is a video of a "survivor" claiming in her camp there was a cage with a bear and an eagle that they would toss the jews into.
I don't know how any buys it, but they all eat it up.

>>29240292
That's tom cruise

>>29235515
That's straight up World War Z tier shit.

>>29248011
Moron

>>29237129
>>29234559
he's a time traveler, this is 5th dimensional suicide.

Anyone have that video of the guy with down's stretching an elastic rope with his foot, loses grip, and it snaps back into his crotch causing him to groan and fart horribly?

>>29240698
Shit just got real

>>29248072
Kek, you suck

>>29238518
This is some shit right out of MXC. I fuckin' lost.

>>29237908
GDP includes government spending

>>29245158
who knew hasan piker was based

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., fit with a bit of an edge, and I love taking the lead when it comes to flirty chats. I get a real kick out of teasing guys and pushing their buttons to see how wild they can get while I enjoy the ride too. I'm always in the mood for some fun, but stepping out to meet people is a bit much for me. That's why I prefer keeping things spicy online—it's way less stressful! If you're looking for a fun chat partner, hit me up! Just add me on the app with this username: E-m m-i e larkx x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

>>29238481
How do you fuck up that badly?

>>29237782
I masturbate more than once everyday with my right and my dick still goes to the left,. checkmate atheists

>>29241380
I like this

>>29247786
fun fact: ramsay actually hates being mean to people. This is audio from a different show but he threatened to walk away from the whole thing if they kept demanding he yell and be mean to the kids.

>>29247990
akshuwally one of the first black superheroes was called black flash or something. He had electric powers which was considered cool at the time. If you can even believe this, from that point on black comic artists have been STEALING the original idea. Can you believe that? black people stealing something as free as an idea

>>29247779
oh no! crow won't go

>>29244472
Dr. Strangelove let himself go, goddamn.

>>29249299
its not a fuck up
she probably cheated on him

>>29250290
>Posts Porn at a YLYL thread
Where the fuck is the funny? This shit would be funny if we didn't have Scat and Fart Sex Videos in Gif already.

does anyone have that one video of the chinese baby getting a baby chick and chinese adults cook it infront of the baby and make it cry. been trying to find the vid for awhile but cant find it anywhere.

>>29244038
I get it. It's funny because he's a neck CRACKER.

>>29251609
Calm down nigger retard tranny child rapist faggot

>>29240596
Well hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete. So very deadly.

Sex

>>29236321
Same. The amerifats keep voting for and feeding their authoritarian oligarchs who keep pumping and crashing the stock market so often that the entire world economy is just a rollercoaster of recession after recession. In other countries, such politicians go to prison. In murica, they just made corruption legal, and impossible to prosecute.

But sure, I bet the next 70 year old billionaire will be the one "working for the people". They're so fucking gullible.

>>29238844
Literally Albert Einstein's brother.

Does anyone have the video of some brit saying "Wot the fock is that!" as some fat naked british dude runs in what I assume to be a football field?

>>29235414
ice cold fucking eyebrows

>>29240748
One that puts up with a niglet living in his house.

>>29251646
Rare

>>29244577
Imagine not know what a fucking spoon is.
You complete fucking retard

>>29245231
Ah, don't ask that, that reminds me of that tragedy

>>29245757
>spanish
>white
Nice try kike

>>29243451
>Only a moron
Yeah, well Moron is someone with an IQ of between 51-70, and the average black IQ is 80, so it makes sense really

>>29235515
I don't understand why it's illegal to just machine gun these people illegally entering the country. Would solve the problem for good.

>>29239268
Me too bro, me too.

>>29237782
Who the fuck even jacks off with their right hand any more? Right hand for the mouse. Left hand on the cock.
Also my dick tilts right... can't explain that shit.

>>29249834

Northern Canadian here, I can relate to this. Kek.

>>29245211
>YLYL thread
>Cut off the moment he realizes he says it and laughs at himself
>The part that would make it funny if you werent trying to push an agenda
Thats how you know how afraid the kikes are of him, going to this amount of effort to produce such unfunny propaganda.
This is genuinely why I have so much faith in him

>>29235717
wow rhis is super ol

>>29237121
heh

>>29251614
I've never seen someone have Tourette's Syndrome in textual form.

>>29244333
You are the reason we will never be better.
Who cares? You would watch those less fortunate than you crumble while you stand on them like a child on an anthill?
You deserve nothing. Post hands and facial profile you fucking kike.

>>29237121
lost lmao

>>29252552
Pretty sure that is Gazans trying to get food.

>>29234571
I got tired of laughing at subhuman IQ trump voters a long time ago

>>29239756
I is a trans nigga

>>29253354
no shit? when do you plan on cutting it off?

>>29238844
Google it.
I wonder if they're talking about thrblive action. I only got the cartoon in my country, although it did have live action segments at the end of each episode.

>>29241380
Lost

>>29248342
Even better, print as much money as you want and spend it to endlessly avoid recessions.

>>29240275
non-American here, what does the name Mike Brown mean?

>>29245522
>Try to pull a gotcha.
>Opponent agrees and completely leans into it.
>Pretend you landed a gotcha anyway.
kek

>>29244577
Haha, your shithole country doesn't have spoons.

>>29247143
Fake and dumb

>>29235206
I don't get it, are half of them trannies?

>>29244577
You calling spoons darts my nigga ?
one of the funniest post in this thread, lost.

>>29247931
great lost.

>>29248046
yes

>>29248166
Your village when anons get set of quads in numerical order in the same thread.

>>29249519
got in me the first half ngl but than lost me

>>29236019
>Told the economy is fucked since like 2001, with "WE'RE FUCKED" 2008 onwards.
>Born too late to likely get a state pension
>Born too early to avoid being tarred with the deranged behaviour of the generations in front who have accelerated house prices to the moon, but made sure nobody else has a fucking hope of a home, pension, or basic amenities.
>Gonna get shit on in old age by newer generations because the ones -with- houses are all dead by that point and we'll be carrying the ball.

Thankfully looks like we've waited just long enough that a world war seems cool again so non zero chance we dodge the issue entirely. Yippie.

>>29254448
>be police officer
>Ferguson Missouri, 2014
>see two 6 ft tall black guys built like linebackers walking in the middle of the street
>tell them to stop walking in the middle of traffic
>niggers ignore you, keep walking
>pull over to talk to them
>one of them starts attacking through your car window
>gaining hand control feels like "trying to wrestle Hulk Hogan"
>nigger reaches into your car and grabs your gun
>desperately point gun away from you
>shoot the nigger in the hand, causing him to let go
>other nigger runs and hides
>start chasing the nigger who attacked you, to arrest him
>he turns and charges at you with his hand inside his waistband
>fire shots as he comes towards you, stop when he stops charging
>witnesses later state they thought your shots missed because they seemed to have no effect
>tell him multiple times to get on the ground
>eventually shoot him in the head
>radio for backup
>entire neighborhood starts coming out of the woodwork
>screaming about how he dindu nuffin
>people start claiming he had his hands up and was saying "hands up, don't shoot!"
>they threaten and harass witnesses who say otherwise
>the nigger's friend tells the media you shot him while he was running away
>also admits they had just robbed a convenience store, but no one cares about that part
>entire city chimps out
>niggers burn shit down, just like always
>the convenience store that got robbed is destroyed
>grand jury exonerates you, which makes the riots and media circus double down even harder
>police chief apologizes for being White and resigns
>ultimately resign yourself out of safety concerns
>nigger's family sues the city for wrongful death, gets a fat settlement
>Obama makes all police wear body cams
>the name of the nigger you shot was Michael Brown

>>29244577
Whole new world opening for you today son.
This one is for you
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:728/1*Eg0hqegsdJ5JSTje8YQfgA.jpeg

>>29234559
taze her*
FTFY

>>29254271
How do you know Super Dave but not Norm? What the fuck

>>29241380
Hey I like this one

>>29254673
Poh-lease body cam footage became my favorite genre recently. Seeing nogs in their natural habitat is an easy killer for any sympathy for dindus

>>29254515
Technically they are all women except the retard banging the pans.

>>29254448
Any American will know the motto “hands up don’t shoot”
>>29254673
This is basically the story. And the motto hands up don’t shoot became a thing even though it was complete BS for a while.


Which is why when my kids are coughing on water or choking at home or at the pool. I tell them to do the Michael Brown.

>>29254515
There's nothing funny about that

>>29254448
>Mike Brown mean?
It means stupid motherfucker.

>>29235515
They are Mongolians entering China.

>>29255186
When Porn still required skill, today it's mostly BBC in ?-Hole.

>>29255186
ees gut, ya

>>29234326 (OP)
>>29234559
these are fucking great

>>29235717
classic

I think dongcopter pirate is funny.
Remember that time it played all day? I forget the details but i laffed.

>>29234915
Thats shes not being ironic. That fox news has her so spooked shes shitting herself over boogey men who sleep under her bed.

>>29254575
I really like Vanilla Sky actually.
>>29250671
Are you really that fucking stupid?
>>29250290
Haha Daisy you so silly

>>29234338
fuck

>>29237782
my cock is not large enough to tilt

>>29248011
I laughed

>>29237758
I only laughed a little because Vinny speeeen

>>29237746
Not a very good one. The cuts are too different

>>29235279
Unironically bet that guy wasnt expecting his head to explode and to die.

>>29240633
Its satirical. She was probably in drama. Its cute because she is just doing by the book wholesome satire

>>29252701
there was a joke in one of the games that said the enterprise D was one of the worst ships in the entire federation because of the sheer amount of times fucked up shit happened to and around it. constant catastrophes, diplomatic nightmares, interstellar wars started, new species identified and promptly ignored, experimental technologies lost, crewmen killed. The dumbest point was that they weren't even referring to the one universe. The enterprise was a bad luck ship in all known universes.

>>29246793
HE LIED TO ME
HE HATES A ME
HE SHOUTS AT ME

>>29255825
it's a very specific dialect of northeastern chinese that sounds exactly like english. linguistics are amazing.

>>29258166
hes hurt

>>29248011
fuck you my cat went flying

>>29234330
I'd be clapping that niglet's cheeks

>>29238855
No shit boomer

>>29258302
check it

>>29237748
is this guy a fuckin yooper?

>>29258329
boobs set to max

>>29234444
Cringe pedo
>>29241870
Based pedo exposer

>>29239836
>>29239849
Pedo poster

>>29234338
You just know each one of those figurines has been hot glued to fuck. This guy is a legitimate degenerate. He puts the rest of you wanna be fake ass neets to shame

>>29244577
Are you shitty A.I or just retarded

>>29235515
Is this one of the US contractor aid bases in Gaza? No wonder they are using shooting people thats fucking scary

>>29240292
Ethiopian?

>>29237746
I will NOT be titilated!

>>29235482
They didn't "make up". The truck owner purposfully tortured a homeless guy, filmed it, and uploaded it online. The homeless dude isn't stupid. He knows his life may be in danger. If this guy is willing to do car wash shit, he may be willing to do more. Out of an abundance of caution he humbles himself, plays nice, and thanks the guy; hoping that he'll be satisfied with the cruelty he's already inflicted.

You need to remember that the homeless get raped, tortured, and murdered A LOT. They are easy targets for psychopaths and serial killers, just like prostitutes.

>>29258734
Not the place to soapbox about the homeless

>>29258770
story?

>>29234338
I been with that ugly guy on a voice chat on discord his name is Zeren he was the lolcow of the server. and he was fucking streaming escape from new York we didnt finish the movie before he started an argument and left.

>>29259131
How is he not dead yet?

>>29259131
eat hooker pussy, i been there

>>29236019
Recessions now: unemployment up and GDP down 5% (faggots complain)
Recessions then: famine wipes out a quarter of country's population (no one complains)

>>29238518
Lost hard

>>29248011
Ear Rape

>>29259136
supposedly in the last few years he hasn't been doing well physically or mentally and attributes it to the shit he's eaten over the decades.

>>29259204
lel teh funneh reddit jowk! blus tree fiddy updoots!

>>29259057
He tried to talk to his crush, it was so embarrassing that he lost his face.