Thread 29235379

Whether intentional or not.

>>29235379 (OP)
>>self-harm

>>29235393
I mean, is he ok?

>>29235398
FAIL

>>29235887
>Bye fwen
>*shots*

>>29235393
That took a lot of will power.

>>29235843
I drink close to that if I'm working somewhere that has it. I'm also on the slim side.

>>29235954
>this shit drives me up a wall

>>29236694
having stabbed myself before, yes it must have

>>29236316
what kind of retarded must you be to attempt suicide with a small caliber bullet to the forehead

>>29235853
He's just fine. He just needed a bandaid.

>>29235393
poor lungs still trying to breathe

>>29237081
He don't know if he's coming or going.

>>29235954
Bitch what the fuck!! That cracked me up

You give love, a bad name!

>>29237083
his breathing is hardly impaired, I doubt he even pierced his lungs.

>>29237168
can he have baybays? did it work ?

>>29237059
Oh my GOD what an underrated clip. That’s funny as fuck.

>>29237187
no, but yes!

>>29237214
typical indian. trying to relax in a pool and out of nowhere has to deal with another dead indian.

>>29237216
it disconnected his tubes? does he secrete semen?

this site is about to get hacked again why is the captcha and upload taking solong

>>29236802
he shot it, lol, up through his chin and it bounced off his forehead

Post the chinese being beheaded while jerkin off.

>>29237305
>hey anon, post something that will immediately be deleted and get you banned

>>29237305
That shit doesnt deserve to be reposted. Find something else for your sleepover

>>29237005
He's on the floor and just keeps fucking going.

>>29236901
>removed the magazine
>forgot the bullet already in the chamber
and this is why we always treat guns as if they're loaded even if we think they're not

>>29237000
Oh my gosh, Josh!

>>29235836
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

>>29235379 (OP)
Dat laminar flow...

>>29235843
How about a McSalad and a McGym membership.

>>29235843
Dude. Soda in a glass bottle on a summer afternoon is fantastic.

>>29237325
nigga is u retarded? dead gooks turn up daily, won't get a second look let alone a ban

>>29237269
oh shit ahaha you're right. turns out I'm the retard, but now so is he even moreso

>>29237623
what a pussyy hitman that dude should be weed wacked on his dick until itfalls off

>>29235395
>>29235398
I know self harmers, pretty hardcore ones. But to film yourself sawing your body is insane. I wonder if they regret it...

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>>29237008
Retard lost his hearing

>>29237038
Are those sub-humans too poor for shirts?

>>29235843
These bitches got on ozempic and are almost normal sized now.

>>29237325
Banned for what?

>>29237012
At least one of those is fake.

>>29238035
i don't know, actually. i just noticed when it gets posted, it gets deleted, then you see a bunch of other (yous) to posts that no longer exist, indicating they got banned.

>>29237019
Thank god he wore a mask.

>>29238016
They're definitely gonna have to get surgery though, the redistribution of fat has not been kind

>>29237388
I mean it's unloaded now though, into his head, but still unloaded

>>29237000
I read somewhere that 2 stun guns or tasers at once inadvertently makes a complete circuit and higher current so it's outright dangerous compared to just 1

>>29238041
Last one was from v/h/s 2

>>29237098
I still don't know what happened here, did a dark wizard cast fireball?

>>29237681
Dude I hope she sleeps with you

>>29238435
hairspray

>>29235407
Fuck off, that's not even the same dude, look at his nose and hair.

>>29236316
At that stage, why aren't doctors allowed to just euthanize him? We euthanize animals for less.

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