Thread 29236152

Cowboys, vaqueros, rodeos, matadors, running with and riding bulls, stuff like that.

Literal gore as in being gored by bulls.

>>29236159
meant to post this one, named the wrong file. that one is fun regardless.

I have nothing to contribute but I'll bump this interesting thread. I usually like being a contrarian but I have to agree with the majority that say this "sport" is barbaric bullshit and all the "matadors" deserve what they get. Just ban it already.

>>29236201
Oof, I really felt this one compared to the others because I know what that feels like (albeit with a lot less force). You always wince more at a video when you can really comprehend what it feels like.

>>29236252
RIP Ice Cream Cone :(

>>29236544
What's that white thing you see flying out after the kick?

>>29236556
Pretty sure that's an eyeball.

>>29236504
Bull fighting where the bull is killed is banned in most US states and violates animal cruelty laws in the rest, effectively making it illegal in the US.

A lot of these videos are from Colombia, where it's set to be banned in a couple years.

>>29236557
That's what I was thinking. But surely that would've knocked him out cold as a minimum? How'd he get up so quick?

>>29236608
To be fair, if I had to pick, I would much rather die to the sounds of a macho commentator yelling PONCA DE LASSO (or whatever it is idk) than some screeching cunts like >>29236310

ear rape on this one

>>29236389
I did lol on that one

>>29237534
i hope you realize we were not the first and still the most inefficient bipedal animal.

A very niche thread, but I appreciate it a lot. Almost all of these are incredibly justified and fulfilling to see.

>>29237558
https://youtu.be/N1EhXF1lskA?list=RDN1EhXF1lskA

https://youtu.be/dX3k_QDnzHE?list=RDdX3k_QDnzHE
here is vitorias secret theme song. that year

I really can't pity any retard that gets hurt in these situations.
Gee i wonder what might happen if i antagonize a half tonne animal with horns.

>>29236567
Adrenaline

>>29236615
Now this is just good clean fun.

le bump

It’s a shame that bulls are a bit retarded. They could do so much more damage towards these disgusting human creatures, considering their size and strength, but they decide to just stop at random and get distracted by colors and waving objects.

>>29236273
If he don't die from the wound he will die from infection with all that cow shit dust flying into it.

>>29238251
What I read is that Colombia is the worst about this. They have multiple festivals every January like this, and on average about 20 people die each year, and that's down due to medical advancements. It's no wonder Colombia is scheduled to ban it in 2027.

I hope when I wake up in the morning this thread is still here, and people have taken interest in muh rodeo thread.

>>29238415
lol faggot

>>29238434
what, i mean i cut and compressed a lot of videos.

my pitbull thread is doing okay.

>>29238447
I was joking dude

>>29238450
i am just autistic enough that i hoped people would take interest in this with me.

>>29238479
Yeah I noticed the pitbull thread but I can't go in there in case there's animals at all getting hurt or innocent people getting mauled, but bulls maiming people who had it coming is ok.

>>29237108
"Fuck this shit, I'm out"

>>29237025
Is he okay?

This is one of the best threads of all time

>>29238609
thank you, anon.

>>29237034
love arrogant fatasses getting owned

>>29236166
What's his problem, the bull just played with him like he was a ball....here's another

>>29236185
Yep, 0 sympathy for idiots like this one....this is just natural selection

>>29236310
Wow, biggest FAFO yet....although >>29236987
is a strong contender...hey my 2 dollar rag is worth getting rekted by a half a ton bull....

>>29236389
What's this? YLYL? loled so hard

>>29237317
Another bullseye....

>>29237337
Yes.....30 seconds of fame worth getting paralyzed for the rest of your life...only in America...btw, WTF are they speaking spanish in Texas for?

>>29237415
Hey, lemme just lie down, I'm sure a bull that fucking GRAZES on grass won't be able to reach me....maybe he thought he was this guy.

>>29238729
i have had this file for at least 6 years and need it with sound.

>>29238759
love it

>>29236389
>Bull 2 has been released

>>29238755
>WTF are they speaking spanish in Texas for
I live in Beaumont in Cajun country, but a lot of people out and about are speaking Spanish, even in Beaumont.

>>29238802
a career ender for jules

>>29237478
micropenis?

>>29238820
oh, don't judge him

>>29236608
>*CLANG* *CLANG *CLANG*

Convict Poker at the Angola Prison Rodeo in Louisiana.

Four guys (prison convicts) sit in chairs at a small table. The bill is released. Last guy sitting wins.

If you get up and run away the other prisoners will know you’re a pussy ass bitch, so they pretty much just all sit there and get trampled.

There’s no prize other than just saying you won.

>>29238854
October every year. Admission is up to $20 per adult, but it is worth it.

This thread is fucking incredible. pretty fun watching these beaners being gored.

>>29238854
I have artwork from the arts and crafts from the Angola Prison Rodeo hanging on my walls.

>>29237108
Brought a tear to me eye. Just rode off into the sunset to greener pastures

>>29238878
the human spirit in an animal

>>29237391
LMAO the fucking pallet board and machine coming through. Where tf is this, a favela country?

>>29237468
Would

>>29236544
That's the strangest steer ive ever seen

>>29236152 (OP)
got his ass

>>29236201
did the bull see it coming or did the guy who poked it make it kick?

>>29237108
cinema

>>29237108
>The silence

>>29236152 (OP)
I'm not even into gore but I love karmic ones like these. Fuck bullfighting, it's subhuman and barbaric. Love watching these guys get rules of nature'd.

>>29236152 (OP)
Absolutely GOLD of a thread. I wish this gruesome fate upon every single matador and fans of this barbarism. Get fucking disemboweled by the horns of revenge

>>29240159
I really do not understand how any halfway sane person would go near a bull in one of those events, or even consider taking part in riding one. How are those events legal and how many people get shitwrecked in those yearly?

>>29236152 (OP)
If spanish are white why are they low iq enough to fuck with bulls

>>29238501
I go into those threads specifically to see pitbulls die a painful, squealing death, as they all should.

>>29238676
Sick OTG into juggle combo after catching him with the anti-air jump punish.

these vids always follow a similar chronology.
>shitty pixellated footage with an old digicam of a dirty arena with random spics scattered across it
>bull gets loosened
>selects and gores one unlucky beaner
>screaming in footage becomes absolutely cacophonic
>gored beaner gets swarmed by other unharmed beaners and dragged away outside the arena
>footage cuts to gored beaner either lying down while being swarmed by beaners or being carried away by a pack of beaners
>(optional) aftermath hospital footage of the gored beaner

>go to bullfight
>see dozens of people standing around taunting a thousand-pound pissed-off animal with large, sharp horns on its head
>see someone literally get eviscerated
>be shocked and appalled
the indians were the civil, intelligent ones

>>29236221
haha fuck tourists, for real. guaranteed this was a drunk english guy who treated his own wife like dirt

you know how in some countries when someone has to be rescued or someone dies in a dangerous location, they fine the person heavily or refuse to attempt to recover the body?

>>29236328
>not naming it "ragdoll physics"
weak sauce bro

>>29236608
that bull is actually pretty smart, bravo!
too bad he was burger by next month

>>29237904
it's all fun and games til your bubble thingamajig gets deflated and the bull realizes he can actually fuck your shit up.

>>29236676
He says "Está en peligro, rómpanle el lazo
" which means "He's in danger, break the lasso"

>>29236615
Everyone is having such a wonderful time. Even the bull.

>>29236876
boy got absolutely trounced, good on you mr. bull

>>29236896
I can understand spaniards and south americans getting rekt by bulls on "special" occasions.
The fact that Indians actually let them roam the streets because of religious bullshit (lol) and are at a constant risk of mauling will never not be funny to me.

>>29240284
Fucking seriously, a bull is like a hairy SUV with knives on its head, it's not geniuses that get gored.

>>29236273
Damn, poor Criss

>>29237314
Who's going to win:
-A 80 kg hairless primate

-1000 kg of pure testosterone-induced rage (with pointy spikes)

The answer might surprise you

>>29240959
kek the mismatched intelligence isn't enough to save you human, you must bring advanced tools

>>29236596
This kills the cowboy
>>29236603
This kills the horse

>>29238609
Agreed. Visceral and full of variety.

>>29240867
They are designed to go down mountain slopes. That is pretty thick plastic. Even if that did happen, I would hope the guys with orbs that still had integrity would rodeo clown to protect my ass.

>>29236596
Why does this look fake?

>>29240922
>>29236896
The gods are angry!!

>>29236504
Bull fighting should be banned, is objectively animal cruelty and i'll always root for the bull. Bull runs and rodeos, im a bit on the fence about it, the only ones getting hurt is the retards trying to ride/run from them.

Thank you for the wonderful videos of refried beans getting what they deserve.

>>29236178
Nurse/doctor called him my love.
Worth it?

>>29241549
overly compressed. i didn't make this one. i'm assuming someone compressed a long video to get it under 4 or 6 mb to post on here or /wsg/, then someone else took that overly compressed video and cut it to just the good part.

>>29238759
he equipped talisman of evasion

>>29236221
IRL loot drop.

>>29236389
oof, that a BIG surprise indeed
>>29236596
the nuclear option
>>29236603
looks like the neck snapped

>>29237108
bull is pretty chill once it is out!

>>29237478
dude got humbled

>>29238759
awesome
he will make only one mistake before his carrier ends

>>29241805
Sometimes I forget how stupid spics are.

>>29237478
Unbelievably lucky. That could have easily been his spine or a kidney.

>>29237519
re-did it. maybe this one is more clear.

>>29242041
Good work, anon.

Goddamn and to think I was gonna check out a rodeo show in a state fair in a couple weeks

>>29236608
BULL GOT HIS ASSHOLE!!!!

>>29238802
did the horn go up his china and right through his mouth?

>>29242561
So which one is the real one?

>>29242500
spartacus kino

>>29237507
up.
DOWN.
crunch w/o sound

>>29242945
like cutting the bottom off of a styrofoam cup

>>29236608
this is the worst

>>29242770
What the fuck happened? And how are his balls so big

>>29236984
>ear rape on this one
pretty much all of these are earrape

>>29242631
Is this Indias version of dark souls, why attack them?

>>29243094
they do that to elephants as well
you can see what is probably his wife in the background, he's probably trying to scare/chase it off
they love hitting things with sticks man
i once saw a video called "Longest stick in the history of Indian land disputes"

>>29236608
I counted 24 seconds. I'm pretty sure he won.

>>29240888
>>29236676
He says "pónganle el lazo" which means "put it on the lasso", or "catch it with the lasso"

>>29237015
Dios mio! El Toro diablo!!

>>29243167
here's a higher quality version
>>29243081

>>29238838
Well. He's dead.

>>29236302
Galeee, got hard from this jeans ripped phat ass

>>29243081
The woman there screaming actually deserves to get gored in the face. It's their fault they condone this.

>>29237136
I wish I could see the damage because everyone on the left starts trying to get medical attention over there.

>>29243061
This dumb bitch in black at the end probably thinks it's such a great exciting "sport" when no one gets injured but the bull is killed.

>>29243303
That one was in Spain, and you notice how empty the arena is, whereas in Central and S. America, that shit is packed.

>>29236166
Are these common? You'd think people would realize, standing in a pit with a bull and a dying man, that perhaps it Isnt the smartest idea, and would stop pestering the bulls with this bullshit.

>>29243349
>Are these common
keep scrolling through the thread and find out.

>>29243367
Is it like racing where you go see it for the crashes

>>29243377
except the crashes happen way more often in shit involving bulls

>>29243377
I've only ever been to the Angola Prison Rodeo. People bitch it is exploitation, but every one of the inmates is itching to get in on it. People say the same thing about regular rodeo, and they hate the riders and say they like it when they die because they get what they deserve, and Darwinism, but these are all Leftist attitudes from people with no kids who are scared to leave their house.

I've been saving some videos here and there over the past decade, but inly in the past week got into rooting down their source and obsessing over this.

The Angola Prison Rodeo is in October, and I am definitely going back with a new appreciation for this shit.

>>29242740
holy shit kek

>>29237549
going to the porn shop

>>29242516
what do jeetoids do here? do they kill the holy cow? pretend nothing happened? consider it a holy blessing that some jeet got killed by the cow? ask the cow for forgiveness? eat more cow shit?

>>29242953
I don't really feel a thing seeing this except mild amusement. these creatures are subhuman.

>>29242999
lmao double kill

I am a white, Anglo-Saxon Texan, and I feel more in touch with my Tejanos brethren after this thread and exploring this culture.

>>29240304
The same way most eastern european countries are shitholes.

>>29243094
Fucking Capra demon in a tight ass arena. How was he supposed to dodge? Utter bullshit.

Moo

>>29244305
communist legacies?

>>29236615
damn the chinese are so much smarter

>>29240304
spaniards and portuguese are possibly the most edge case of white. they were colonized by arabs from 600 AD to 1500 AD, to the point that many place names and terms in spanish are of arabic origin. that's a long time of colonization, but it's been a long time since it happened too, muddling the water of how much arabic admixture they still have.

>>29236984
that last guy with a shit eating grin thanking god it wasn't him

I was gonna tag some videos but it's basically every one, the loud discordant fart trumpet mariachi music is so overwhelming and painful.
If I heard that every day for several generations I'd probably have a high enough IQ to think getting gorred by bulls was cool

As most Spaniards are today, Im mostly neutral about the thing. Bullfighting, at least here in Spain and fighting bulls in general, are a very controlled thing. Bullfighting have very strict rules, its not whatever floats your boat, and fighting bulls are a very specially kind of breed not found anywhere else in the world, specially breed for this thing over centuries. Its true that most people dislikes bullfighting as it is, but for bulls alone, they are very sensitive animals that their only purpose is to fight, they arent even edible in any way, in general they are very very expensive animals to grow in extensive ranchs, and without bullfighting they wouldnt even exist by now. If youre familliar with -San Fermines- runs in the Summer, they are most appreciated by most people for the trill to fuck around a very dangerous animal, there are countless events in villages where you can try your luck around one of such Bulls, and he will not get dead or anything, but you can. Bulls here its a spanish tradition but not for the corridas but more as a symbol. As I said everyone is positive about Bulls and villages having their runs on the streets, but in the end theres no other way to support that part of the traidition without the more controlled, and bussiness-oriented part of the Corridas. So its more like a necessary evil. Mind you theres some parts of the country (Barcelona and such) where Corridas and anything related are completely forbidden by law.

>>29245373
>they arent even edible in any way
but after the bull is killed it is taken to the slaughterhouse and processed for human consumption.

>>29242895
holy lmao

>>29237394
Obviously there's a lot of rampant stupidity in this thread, but that man jumping into the bull to save the rider was brave.

>>29236652
You think he sees what he did wrong?

>>29243303
Yeah, is bullshit that they interrupt the fight, if the bull is loosing they die, either have a fair duel to death like a gladiator or don't duel at all.

>>29243087
the bull stomped on them at second 16, and they are not very large, they just flattened lmao, if you peel an orange and spread the peel it will be similar

>>29236603
this should count as win (like homerun lol)

>>29245413
Well it is, but its not viable from economic standpoint, fighting bulls are too expensive to grow just for the meat, they need the extra money from events. Also they cannot be used in events more than once, since they learn from every experience, after any show they turn deadly, you cannot bullfight them anymore or run on an event since they will actively go for a kill, so anyway after "use" you can only butcher them, either publicly on a corrida or privately, only a minority, the bravest, got saved for breeding and to name Lamborghinis.

>>29237543
I know you aren't trying to come off as an ignoramus, but the human body, in terms of work produced versus calories burned, is the most efficient machine that has ever been created. This is what makes us the top of the food chain.

>>29243256
also i'd like to point that the fighting bull horn' have a special kind of bone texture, when he stabs you, the would develops a "texture" and it will not stop bleeding unless you get to a surgeon. Almost everyone hit by bull horn will die from bleeding, most of the time in minutes since bulls attack from the very low up to standing people, and they will usually rip the femoral artery

>>29236532
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>29236221
Take your ai shit elsewhere faggot

>>29246305
you have to be 18 to post here

blump

blump

>>29236152 (OP)
Best thread on /gif/

>>29245503
damn lol

>>29239619
The bull used his tail to feel where the dude was

The only thing we have in Brazil is bull riding. I kinda hope it gets banned but it probably never will.

>>29241846
If the nurse looks like Rose Monroe, totally...

>>29236201
Why did Chris- chan poke the bull?

>>29236273
Fuck, Colombia IS a fucking shithole

>>29236608
Certified classic

>>29236955
Lmao
I wonder what is the etiquette on establishments like these. Would it be rude to laugh? Fuck, I need to experience this neo colosseum rekt kino

>>29236987
Amerisheiße are so fucking stupid, Mein gott...

>>29237133
No more shoes needed!

>>29237136
Righteous bull

>>29237391
Ironic

A couple anons came in and posted a handful of videos each, much appreciated, but I have posted almost all the rest, and most of which I ripped and cut and compressed to post here. I hope we reach 300 so this isn't a failed thread. I strangely have a much greater appreciation for this culture and these traditions after researching it and making all these dumb videos.

Leftists on many of the sites that host these videos strongly condemn the people in them and speak of the in disparaging terms. I just want to learn more and participate now. I live in Texas, and this is going to be my new thing, going to these events.

>>29237432
>The disposable fork and the brains out
Lmaooooo

>>29237534
That's a weird bull

I will make post 300 and kill it. I think on this board, 299 is that last bump, so it doesn't matter. A lot of people commented this was the best thread on the board. A couple people here and in other threads said it is the worst. That is fine. This was my autistic endeavor, compiling these videos, and learning about this culture simultaneously. I had a fun time and will still explore this shit and seek out more of it in real life.

I have enjoyed this thread more than all of my aeronautical, locomotive, equestrian, arboreal, Dravidian, Indian, Slavic, British, Bongaloid,, Maple Syrup Nigger, Indigenous, Latin American/Hispanic, Oriental, motor bike, Hebrew, cyclist, Italian, natural disaster, fire, wind, flooding, Arab, or any other awkwardly specific rekt threads I have made over the years.

>>29242740
Nice of him to come pay his respects

>>29248623
Could you elaborate? Why did you come to respect this type of tradition?

Hardmode: answer the question without using the word leftist.

>>29248979
Just making a rekt thread. Found that I appreciate this culture and tradition. Not really that complex. I only mentioned leftists because on many source sites they celebrate people getting hurt or killed and pretend it is because of animal rights. They're just spiteful and weak people.

>>29249009
You said "strangely" yourself, and I have to say your appreciation strikes me as strange as well. Don't get me wrong I very much enjoyed this thread -- thank you for your work -- but I also feel high levels of contempt for these sad men chasing an adrenaline rush at the expense of a such a majestic but ultimately defenseless creature. The webms are great because hubris gets punished, but that seems to be the exception. The bull usually gets the short end of the stick in a fight that was never fair to begin with. So I honestly still don't understand your appreciation. What's the fascination? You didn't get the urge to start taking selfies on train tracks from making those other threads, did you? I'm sincerely interested to hear more but you may not be able to articulate your thoughts.

>>29249040
I live in Texas. I was a liberal in my youth and rejected this stuff. I have only ever been to the Angola Prison Rodeo in Louisiana, which friends and family condemned me for going to. I don't know. I just get it. It's fun. that's all it boils down to, right, it's fun?

After all the bullshit, I'm actually considerably less racist against my Tejano Texan brothers and sisters and have a greater respect for their/our culture.

>>29249070
Alright, yeah, I suppose you could say it's fun in the same way a high-stakes game of tag would be fun... but only if you're able to factor out any moral considerations or feelings of self-worth, humaneness and compassion. Take those out of the equation and I could see the 'fun' of it, but I guess I can't. Anyway thanks for replying, anon.

>>29249123
Anon, as a Texan, there is something personal. This is my culture, for better or worse.

>>29249128
>>29249123
The attacks, when I was young, I agreed with. I'm just not going to throw Texans under the bus anymore, and I'm not going to discount my culture and our traditions.

>>29249143
I see, I see, more of a culture wars thing then.

we are on page 6 of this porn board and about to go.

>>29249145
it's not a war. it's just a state being and self-preservation.

God bless Texas. God bless the United States. Good night/morning/thread, anons.

>>29249156
Yeah, it's personal. Not so much about the activity itself but it's cultural meaning. It's identity politics frankly. But I get it, a sense of belonging to a specific group is a powerful thing. Can't say I feel that myself very much and occasionally I wish I could say I did. It's another side of being human I guess, protecting 'your' people and traditions, especially when they're under threat.

>>29249183
I have to be up in 3 hours and am stupid for still being here. Good night anon.