Thread 29241332

Anything goes, as long as it's animals being interesting, cute, weird, or funny. Monke. Kitty. Doggo. Etc. Please do not post gore or animal cruelty, we need some positivity.

>>29241332 (OP)
I've been throttled by the timer :-(

Please don't give me shit for not posting 3 because of this!

>>29241388
Context: this looks like animal cruelty but it's actually releasing an excessive build-up of methane that makes the cow feel better.

Of course, the practises that cause the methane build-up in the first place are the inhumane aspect, but this is kind of neat just examining it.

>>29241332 (OP)
you clearly made this thread to entice the monke torture schizo to dump his folder. you're not fooling anyone.

>>29241481
I posted a series of videos that had nothing to do with that and I don't fucking want that.

Also

>>29241474
You might be right that this belongs there instead, but I almost never browse there and just want to make /gif/ a little more diverse for the time being.

>>29241773
That was fucking scary

>>29241629
That's a Pine Marten if you're curious. They are a kind of mustelid, in the same family as badgers, stoats, minks, etc.

>>29241633
what sort of sexual ritual is this?
WHY is that chimp FULLY TORQUED??

>>29241885
>what sort of sexual ritual is this?
>WHY is that chimp FULLY TORQUED??

>>29241946
It always amazes me how outdoors/nature fags won't shut up about how beautiful the natural world is when shit like this is happening every single second.

>>29241992
Does anyone have the webm where a woman does this but with her legs straight up in the air?

>>29241783
that is fucking ultra retarded
now that bear will associate humans with food and what happens when someone doesn't have any food

>>29242066
>>29242134

>>29242163
>that is fucking ultra retarded
>now that bear will associate humans with food and what happens when someone doesn't have any food
We (hopefully) get new gore videos

>>29242163
Itll be fucking epic

>>29242163
the same thing that happens when any bear finds a human without food? hmmm

>>29241812
I thought it was a sable.

>>29241474
Retard

>>29242163
It's not biting the hand, nothing will happen

>>29242171
I don't know what I was expecting but a snake projectile shitting in pain wasn't it.

>>29242134
Why is there a giant ass snake in the living room?

>>29242134
the fucking thing is probably diseased if there was that much shit
these fucking morons

>>29242171
>>29242973
that one always gets me because of the room
it's like a nice clean rich persons house, it's just strange to have a snake shitting htere

no one just wants to talk anymore
it's all dopamine shitflinging
i guess i should've been nicer to that mormon kid in school
probably i should kill my parents and then myself

>>29242005
millions of beautiful things are happening every single second as well
it's a retarded thing to say
there's only what you do or don't experience personally
BUT NO ONE CARES
EVERYONE IS LIVESTOCK UNLESS YOU HAVE $200,000,000
FUCK
FUCK YOU

>>29241406
That's burning the methane right? Converting it to carbon dioxide and water vapor? Isn't that basically solving greenhouse emissions? Is that practise used everywhere?

>>29241474
KYS thread nazi

>>29241474
What's a matter? did someone kill your tranny faggot thread?

>>29241406
>>29243375
oh, that is cool
i always wondered what the hell was up with that video

still, it's kinda creepy, and you have to wonder whether that thing is painful to the cow, and whether the blue flame heats the implant & burns the cow

>>29241388
>>29243461
so it really is genetic

>>29242134
>>29243189
That's actually small for a frog turd. The average frog turd is larger than their entire body. Keep in mind that a frog is basically just a digestive system with legs.

>>29241378
the file name :)

>>29243469
fuck yea

>>29243495
>That's actually small for a frog turd. The average frog turd is larger than their entire body. Keep in mind that a frog is basically just a digestive system with legs.
o.o
i can't tell if you're fucking with me or not

i looked it up, that poop is like twice as wide as it should be
not as bad as i thought but still

>>29243480
the people are so slow
it makes the boar look more human/enspirited than the people
the people look like a disease

but yeah, boar will fuck you up, i'd be spooked

>>29242163
nigga they already hunt humans, fuck off

>>29243499
cool video anon

>>29243855
rheeeeeea!

>>29243496
is this an insurance scam

>>29241354
Bro didn't even look. Bro's auramaxxed.

>>29243495
stop being stupid

>>29241481
I'm pretty sure the jannies ban clips like that pretty fast.

>>29244009
Fuckin saved ROFL!!

>>29243375
Carbon dioxide is a greenhouse emission.

>>29244124
and far less harmful than methane

>>29243496
freak accident

>>29244124
yeah, its also plants oxygen. do you start to understand now why they want to reduce it?

>>29241474
>faggot selfhater crying because this thread killed his ntr bread
Many such cases.

I feel bad for all the zoo animal webms. They're absolutely bored as shit and the average person is an npc that thinks there's nothing wrong with keeping an animal in a small enclosure all it's life when it's natural living space is 100000 times larger. It's especially fucked up with orcas and dolphins. Their tanks are chlorinated by the way and their natural habitats are a billion times larger than what they get which is a giant pool. They're also very smart and the orcas go insane and self harm due to boredom. People are especially npc's with sea world, which all sea worlds should be shut down.

>>29244342
okay hippie.

>>29241834
rescued from a liveleak episode.

>>29241406
Has anyone seen the short film "six shooter" by the guy who made In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths?

>>29243499
Need for Speed: Underdog

>>29241360
Not wholesome. Its a disorder captive animals get. The otter has literally gone insane.

>>29244471
amazing rescue

>>29241946
>Call somebody
What a faggot.

>>29241977
Dumb dog SUCKS!

>>29241406
Brutal that is gas.

>>29241640
Sheeeit

>>29241332 (OP)
>baby macaque in the OP
>thread is actually good
/gif/ redeemed itself a little

>>29244148
Sure, but it's still an emission so converting methane to CO2 isn't going to solve greenhouse emissions.

>>29244204
It's also toxic to humans, so it's not that hard to see why they'd want to reduce it, although it's the greenhouse effect that people are usually concerned about.

>>29241378
>filename
kek

>>29243375
it's for relieving the animal of bloating and gas
it's not for general use
the needle goes all the way into the internal organs of the animal: leaving it in there would lead to infection. Not to mention how fucking retarded you would have to be to leave a blowtorch attached to the sides of a whole herd. Not to mention how absolutely butt fucking STUPID you have to be to believe that literal fucking cow farts are causing or are a significant contributor to global warming.
Look, anon, don't just swallow the propaganda without thinking. Don't be stupid.

>>29241885
>FULLY TORQUED
that's not what "torqued" means, zoomer.

>>29242163
Not how polar bears work. They already associate humans 'as' food. If anything, giving it the idea that humans could provide food would give any future human they cross the chance to use food as a distraction to escape. That said, polar bears can literally smell you as food and can do so up to 20 miles. If you exist in a polar bears area, it doesn't matter what behaviors you think you have taught or whatever retarded NatGeo understanding you think you have, you are that polar bear's lunch if it decides it's hungry enough.

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>>29241783
someone translate pls

>>29242073
lost already

>>29241665
Is that an implant on its head? I thought it was a bubble, at first, but it looks too metallic.

>>29241332 (OP)
There’s nothing more wholesome than a golden retriever’s knot deep in a sexy woman’s womb.

>>29245601
that's his ear, it's folded outwards.

>>29245014
>It's also toxic to humans
This might be the most insane take on CO2 to date. Congratulations!
Tell you what, when we get to 50000ppm, which means we have to dig over 400 times as much carbon out of the ground as we have since time immemorial until now, we can revisit that issue.

>>29243968
>behold, a man

>>29241946
It's nature and everything but you know this faggot would be doing the same amount of nothing if that was his sister being rapped in broad daylight in his back yard

>>29243934
Tails is real!!1!!1

>>29242163
they'll shoot it in the head with a .308 and then eat it?

>>29246311
nice ending.

>>29245458
Damn I did not expect that donkey to go so hard

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>>29241378

Last hohol running from draft officer in the oinkraine.

>>29245526
>>29241783
>Okay, give it to him
>Look at him eating cookies
>inaudible
>How does his nose feel? Is it cold?
>Not like dog's
>It isn't like it is warm outside
>Wait, wait
>He needs like 5 kg of meat, not cookies
>Okay, that's it. Go.
>Goodbye. Go
>That's it, go.

>>29241332 (OP)
I want this filthy Monke to die in horrible agony.

>>29241378
A shotgun would fix this problem.

>>29241946
What a beautiful bear. Fuck that disgusting ungulate. It should be thanking the bear for the honor of eating him.

>>29241977
This would be a great place to live if all the browns were kicked out.

>>29243480
These vermin should be shot on sight.

>>29247103
It's italy

>>29242734
Sables are a sub species of Marten. You might be right actually, i'm not sure what the practical differences between the different marten subspecies are.

>>29247047
you've never fired a gun in your life have you?

>>29243499
I would love to put on my heavy duty work boots and stomp on all the faggot birds and the dog. The cracking noise would make me blow a load.

>>29243880
That dog is diseased and should be destroyed.

>>29247140
I have. An old pump action Mossberg, with 3 inch shells firing slugs. It was a long time ago and my ears are still ringing.

>>29241378
the last free man

bunch of dupes probably but i got some

Fucking file size restrictions

>>29245693
if it's such an insane take why don't you try locking yourself in a car garage with the car running overnight

mfs like you will literally love pollution and nasty ass air just to "own the libs"

dumb as hell

>>29247398
cute

>>29247419
I'd give my left nut, a kidney, and a lung to work with big cats.

>>29247406
ehehe

>>29247432
man i forgot when he flexes those murder mittens and you can see the contrast with the black fur.

>>29241474
grow up

>>29241865
where s the sound version

>>29247477
Shut the fuck up, bitch retard.

>>29245014
Carbon dioxide is not toxic. Its only danger is displacing oxygen. Nitrogen and helium could go the same.

>>29243903
>>29243507
>>29242073
warning: REKT and EXTREME GRAPHIC

>>29241378
Aw man, part of me feels very sad about pigs. They're very intelligent (they have the intelligence of around a five year old), and can be very cute... I hate how we treat them in industrial size meat factories desu. That being said pork tastes amazing as well, and I like it being cheap...

>>29244673
I think he's trying to shit

>>29243639
>Animal look hooman

No wonder this board has to many nigger dicks

>>29241640
>Happy monke
>Life good

>>29247555
I may have been wrong in my stance on cats.

>>29245014
Kek, and oxygen is carcinogenic.

>>29242163
Polar bears are the only known animal that will actively hunt humans for food without a previous experience doing so out of desperation.
>Black, fight back
>Brown, lay down
>White, say goodnight

>>29243507
prooooh :DDDD

>>29241997
>Excuse me maam this is elephants only pond
>Excuse me
>Maam
>Excuse me this is elephant only pond

I think the funny thing about nature documentaries is that depending on who the narrative is following, a scenario can be good or bad
>Gazelle Documentary
>Gazelle chased by Lioness
>Gets eaten
>Sad, it's story ends here
>Gets away, praised for it's agility and quick thinking

>Lion Documentary
>Gazelle chased by Lioness
>Gazelle gets away
>Sad, the lion pride goes hungry, one of the cubs doesn't make it
>Lioness catches Gazelle, praised for it's deadly strike and instincts, the pride eats well

>>29247781
HOLY SHIT ANON YOU'RE TELLING ME A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT X IS GOING TO FRAME X LIVING ANOTHER DAY AS A GOOD THING??????????????????????????????????

MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN ITS ALMOST LIKE THE AUDIENCE CARES MORE ABOUT THE ANIMAL AFTER WATCHING AND LEARNING ABOUT IT FOR 30 MINUTES

FAMILIARITY MIGHT BE LINKED WITH EMPATHY SOMEWHAT HOLY FUCK

YOU'RE THE SMARTEST BROWNOID I HAVE EVER SEEN!

>>29244006
This is /gif/ not some crybaby fag fest.

>>29247165
MOOOOOODS!!

>>29243480
wheres this at?

>>29248278
The beach ;)

>>29245630
>>29247027
combine these two things i come here mainly to jerk off to that shit but its becoming increasingly rare

>>29247165
that's pretty gay and pathetic anon
if everyone were like you, the entire world would look like a favela in chile

>>29248278
>>29248414
:)))

>>29247801
don't bully him

>>29241640
is he coming up with a really good banana joke that he's gonna tell the other guys?

>>29241347
>tfw you missed out on having a cool black friend

>>29243429
it's like popping a zit, it hurts good.

>>29241690
I've read that cheetahs are really friendly cats and they don't attack humans, at all. wild life photographers report that cheetahs often come to them to chill. when they let themselves be touched, they purr just like normal cats when you pet them. I've seen a video of a mother cheetah leaving her cubs with photographers while they're out hunting.
they're just big, fast kitties

>>29247426
Please advise what song is this :-0

>>29242163
you'd have a point if it weren't for the fact that polar bears are known for actively hunting down humans. out of all the bears, polar bears are the most dangerous for people

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>>29247946
>/gif/
>not some crybaby fag fest
lel...lemao even

>>29248598
does anyone fall for these? what do they do?

Nani!?

>>29248955
TOP.... KEK!

>>29248458
Don't worry we're getting there goy

>>29247139
No, sables are a species of marten, not a subspecies. European pine martens and American pine martens are other species. My favourite is the beech marten though.

>>29241872
release strogre

>>29241657
would.

you know you would too.

>>29247199
>he thinks neuromuscular disorders are diseases
literal retard

>>29241977
>>29247131
They were robbed by immigrants after this match

>>29248559
I've also read news reports of them mangling humans, even after years of bonding with zookeepers.

>>29249354
Shoot you in the head, yeah I would

>>29243191
The snake is probably a pet

>>29243639
Boar paws typed this post

>>29241935
kek wtf

>>29241365
deserved. chinese retards are always throwing shit into animal enclosures.

>>29241388
this is what females in black music videos look like to me

>>29241406
>that makes the cow feel better.
lefty retards are still offended.

>>29245601
its a gland that swells up when they get into breeding season. It secrets oil that they rub onto shit

>>29249393
bears are learning to open doors because moronic liberal women ignore the fucking rules to lock your doors.

>>29247938
Oh shit I've been caught sell it SELL IT

>>29249673
cats are trash

>>29248559
Most big cats are ambush predators. They try to get close, pounce and kill their prey as quickly as possible, otherwise the prey can run away.
Cheetahs hunt by running them down. While their prey is getting exhausted by sprinting away they just keep following them and killing them when their prey can't continue anymore. Ancient humans used to hunt this way also.
So there might be some ancient connection between us and them but I would bet on it.

>>29241406
>doesn't know about the cow space program
Retard

>>29244979
Kek

>>29247923
too many spiders

>>29249500
Is that supposed to be a counter argument?
Cheetahs have killed zero humans outside of captivity.
You're more likely to survive encountering a wild cheetah on the savannah than a street dog on your front yard.

>>29246807
jesus Christ dude, get a life, for real

>>29241997
>>29242030
Incelephant

>>29241354
These being cool is always slightly ruined by the fact that to get a monkey to basically do anything like this reliably requires you beat the holy shit out of them. They're too smart for just food-based reinforcement and will realise you're "performing" and not handing out treats so just won't perform. They have to fear the stick too.

I just wanna cooperate with my monkey bros man why we gotta fight.

>>29241812
I thought it was a sable but you're right. I will no longer skin it and wear it to prove to other feudal lords I am a cool guy.

Seriously what was with the medival period and thinking wearing stoats and martens and ermines was peak lord behaviour? It's not like pulling an Alexander they're not exactly dangerous.

>>29243947
What a thrill...

>>29249168
DO YALL THINK ITS A BUS

>>29250125
Stoat and ermine are the same animal btw. Ermine is just the name of the winter pelt.

>>29250205
real?

>>29250650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foahTqz7On4

>>29250681
:o ty

>>29241332 (OP)
Gore thread?

>>29250728
Gore thread.

>>29250173
nice filename