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>>29235700
>>29235700
>>29235700

>>29244511
Hate these roodypoos

>>29244552
>what is wrong with you
I think it's pretty obvious

>>29244552
Stonecold Steve Autism

Posting this one again because I forgot to share the location last time.
https://www.booking.com/hotel/gr/silencio-luxury-homes.html

https://www.google.com/maps/place/38%C2%B048'44.7%22N+20%C2%B041'59.9%22E/@38.8123726,20.6998669,96m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d38.812421!4d20.699958?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDczMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

>>29244692
Niggers are dumb

>>29244513
Always the fat ones. You think "all women are whores on Tinder", yet the ones posting truly naked pics are fatties. Theyve gone from being easy and ashamed of being fat to "I deserve attention cause I'm a kween"

>>29244980
Only one of them is fat

>>29244513
MAN THE HARPOONS!!

Lucky bastard

>>29245354
the engineer that build that must've been so proud of himself after watching this

>>29245415
the Niggatrons 4000

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>>29245354
holy shit!!!

>>29245721
how are they holding their breath for so long?

>>29245747
nerve gas

>>29245415
Four Dips & a Trip

>>29244672
kek

>>29245747
>you think thats air youre not breathing?

>>29244623
who

>>29244672
>Stonecold Steve Autism
>>29246245
That's not autism mate

>>29244706
He's not a nigger you blind retard.

>>29245889
>ghetto
Those are Indians.

>>29244650
he was talking to the womam that laughed

>>29245432
i'm proud of him

>>29245432
>>29247164
What about this engineer?

>>29245354
thats so fucking nuts. I've been to a few of these hotel pools in Vietnam

>>29247637
I'll stay low to the ground

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>>29247187
>pool in kitchen
"rich" people be like

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>>29245941
?

>>29247935
someone find and rape this guy

She tried to sue for this but her case got thrown out

>>29248424
No AI slop please

>>29244509 (OP)
>where on the rules does it say no jackin'???
>where ?!!?

>>29245889
>relaxing ocean ASMR

>>29246760
beautiful pool

>>29244552
Never realized there was so much going on in this video. Black kid looking at dudes junk. Gets caught and bounces. Retarded cowboy does his thing then the convo asking if she's stupid for laughing at a retard. haha

>>29244692
should have added the nuclear explosion at the end

>>29248558
That's why it's a timeless classic

>>29248428
>No AI slop please

>>29245721
Too late bitch.

>>29245889
simpsons did it

>>29247326
>>WetScissors_16.webm

so youre saying there are at least 15 other webms like this??
MORE?
SOURCE?

>>29248734
>so youre saying there are at least 15 other webms like this??
No. ignore that number

>>29248734
But you can have this

>>29247326
Somebody should make a thread of scissoring because that is hot as fuck. And I normally hate lesbo porn.

>>29248773
be blessed

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>>29244692
>>29244706
It's a toss up. Niggers often do stupid things like this guy did, but niggers typically don't have nice houses like this one.

>>29244781
That's a good mom

>>29246363
Don't be such a downer.

>>29244677
lmao

>>29244585
now that's a cheap vasectomy!

>>29245354
fuck that

>>29246394
India is the world's ghetto

>>29246850
>Kitty_pool_champion.webm
it's... it's kiddie pool?

>>29247659
AI

>>29250322
I don't understand boats making women act so slutty. I know a guy with a boat and I think it's genuinely like this when they're boating. Wtf?

>>29247956
Let me in, russian version or whatever the original film was from.

>>29245354
Imagine just laying there, chilling, and suddenly getting swooped off of the building.

>>29245747
it's the matrix, bruh.

>>29251056
retard

>>29251089
Yeah I already know you retarded

>>29251096
I'm the OP and I made that webm before AI was even a thing. I've reposted it several times over the years.
>anything I don't understand is AI
You're a retard.

>>29251100
OK then provide an archive with it. Not everyone has seen your webm.

>>29244706
unlike these highly intelligent white people
>>29247514
>>29244652

>>29251056
It's a vacation hotel. There are several hotels like this all over the world.

>>29251115
When I first posted the webm is irrelevant to qualifying my reply. Since it's a real place the question where is it, not when did I make the webm. It's Baodun Lake Hushan in China.

>>29251115
You were wrong, retard. Deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bRnYxXBdsA

https://www.trip.com/travel-guide/attraction/yingde/baodun-lake-hushan-hot-spring-resort-40095608/

>>29251135
nta but the ai video that the other anon claimed to be ai, has a valid claim, since it looks like ai due to the fact that china skies are always hazy, also this >>29251135 old youtube video is not the same place from this video >>29247659
which is Yuetianxia Hot Spring Resort

>>29244781
It's always amazing to see how smart they are

>>29251389
If it wasn't for all the piss and shit in there, it would be easy to fuck without anyone noticing. A bit too gross though.

>>29251067
wealth+freedom+unreachable?
Or ancient instinct that the guy who has a boat is the giga virile person if he's traveling the sea that means he's able. Many pregnancies maybe happened aboard a boat. Dunno. Good question.

I wonder if that extends to carnival, it's again this theme of a vessel wandering a moving field. Complete whoring. Even those not aboard a car (which would be like boats but on the road) but just adjacent. Both have dressing off/theatricality to them.

>>29244781
Based momma

>>29251122
Yeah like 7 of them

>>29251556
>>29251067
Nothing sexual going on, you coomers are weird as fuck

>>29251389
yet they keep breeding

>>29251380
>hazy

kek

What is it with pools and jumping that is so dangerous?

>>29251735
It's a daring synthesis

>>29251840
Sugoi

>>29251735

>>29244509 (OP)
Pool closed due to AIDS and tornadoes.

>>29245415
Joe Cool Pool

>>29252765
AI

>>29253012
Cope

>>29253077
Not even the same pool

>>29253080
It's a resort. Why do you need the exact same point of view to understand that the place exists? Autism?

>>29253127
Show me that it does

>>29244781
>Hey hey hey WE COOL I'M LEAVING

>>29245747
With their krate powers you tard

>>29248424
I mean she's big but this has to be AI

>>29251067
>>29250322
My wife and I have a friend with a boat and yes, she goes into turboslut mode when were on it.

>>29253563
lol wtf. how'd that even happen?

>>29251069
i was just wondering what the fuck was going on but yeah i looked it up
i get it i suppose

>>29253726
I've been to this before LMFAO good times

>>29253706
Actually this is real and it's located in bumfuckwlnowhereistan

>>29253611
was expecting them to shit in the pools

>>29251943
TornAIDSo

>>29253250
Based Thot destroyer.

>>29253583
Womanlets, when will they learn?

>>29252765
This one here is a fake

>>29253929
It's not. It's pre-AI btw

>>29253480
Good sir! I bet nothing gets by you!

Was it the part where she morphs into a fleshball, or the entire building fallinging down that gave it away?

>>29253611
Sounds like the low IQ leftists in America.

>>29244585
Noooo

>>29244677
Surprisingly not in the country I thought this was going to be in.

>>29253583
Some people are corks and some are rocks. That girl is an extreme cork.

>>29244552
Is he retired?

>>29253681
Bruh. He went BEAST mode on her lil ahh

>>29252019
>on his phone the whole time
what a fucking faggot

>>29254039
Fuck off pedo lover. Go worship your child molesting mushroom dick somewhere else.

>>29253754
They did.

>>29252263
I think that would be bad for the elephants

>>29255475
I don't think it's chlorinated

>>29245721
if this were real and not from the matrix and sb actually managed to move like that under water, that'd be very impressive

>>29255575
sb?

>>29255579
somebody

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>>29253844
i am vomit

>>29244709
>CYBOMAN!

>>29254976
this
I'm a rock
I can never just float
and the lifeguard who taught me to swim said the exact same thing as you

>>29254976
I get the cork and rock thing but that chick was already down there with everyone else and was fine. Then her feet simply swept out from underneath her like she was wearing floaties all of a sudden. Naturally floaty people would have shown signs of a problem before that

>>29251788
i jumped off this drunk many moons ago

>>29247582
why is he so mean. seal is clearly friend shaped

>>29252515
Please tell me you have this with sound

>>29248584
Wonder how many "couldn't swim" that day

>>29256406
:)

bump

>>29257719

>>29252893
change that filename to *Chinas submarine project* asap, pls

>>29255380
and it got no mention in the vid? shameful

>>29253312
>HELLO GUYS AND SAARS, ME MOODAHAAR

>>29244585
Good birth control, too.

>>29245450
Kick it some more - that'll put it out!

>>29255348
>t. low iq american leftist

>>29253278
Yep - that's how you make quadriplegics

>>29244709
New liner, new water, new filter, deep clean, + labour & a new mower. Ouff gonna cost more than what this guy makes in a year. Shouldn't these things have a lanyard kill switch to prevent such run aways?

>>29258542
>a new mower
Can't they just dry it out?

>>29247514
Now ur wet and ur legs broken.

People please if you could not make the gap WITHOUT THE ELEVATION it is best not to attempt the jump.

>>29251723
fuck, blew his knee

>>29248428
If she had gone to her classes instead of banging Chad she would have had knowledge of non-newtonian fluid and would still have intact ribs
Nice bummer tho

>>29248591
If you flip the phone after you start recording the aspect ratio won't change just psa
>white guys shouting world star
We are genocidal ourselves:(

>>29250010
Only blacks at the pool causing shit... suprising

>>29253844
bruh....what is it with fat nigs and cruise lines?
does this go back to slave ships?

>>29258632
>talks black
>makes fun of black people
>weird logic leap
Out of touch retard

>>29258637
ayo, can you meme at all?
buttblasted sensitive nigger

>>29258402
>1st step find water
>2nd step do not measure water depth
>3rd step throw oneself head first into aforementioned water

>>29258116
Someone drowned?

>>29258561
Likley but imagine still tell the uneducated beaner that I have to replace it and just keep him in indentured servitude until he grows wise then quick call to ICE wambam 5-7 years cheap labour

>>29258645
2 electrocuted

>>29258642
>3rd step throw oneself head first into aforementioned water
He fucked up the jump

>>29257953
"Mamn can you please get out of the kiddie splash pad"

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>>29258654
There was zero potential for him not to fuck up the jump

>>29245354
well thats fucking horrifying

>>29253131
Hotel Hubertus

>>29244623
>halfway through and no audio even though it's enabled
>immediately turn it down to 10% to get ahead of the screamer
>it isn't a screamer
>there's just no sound even though audio is enabled
For what fucking purpose?

>>29244513
Do you feel good about yourself after this? Being leered at by a bunch of rich perverts who see you as live action porn?

>>29258841
When will you learn? Women crave attention

>>29247326
Extremely brutal tit mogging.

>>29258542
>Shouldn't these things have a lanyard kill switch to prevent such run aways?
have you ever worked a real job before anon? it doesnt matter the industry, anytime theres a piece of equipment with a safety switch/kill switch you will inevitably have 50%+ of all employees use zipties, tape, or whatever to make sure they're permanently pressed down because "they are annoying". 99% of workplace accidents you see are entirely preventable and 100% due to someone's negligence.

>>29258598
that has nothing to do with non-newtonian fluid and everything to do with jumping directly onto a ton of fucking cans. stop trying to sound smart, you're just exposing how much of a retard you are

>>29258649
>2 electrocuted
>one guy just swims right across
Uhh

>>29258970
Are you retarded? Electricity can be turned off. This video is after the fact. Should have left it at nerve gas

>>29244511
Nigga must be feeling that KFC grape shit

>>29244652
Dude wtf is this, is he braindead? I can't believe this fucking retarded people exist.

>>29245432
I hope so

>>29258890
>>29258977
I dont think theres a single good person that actually goes on cruises

>>29244552
>are you dumb ?
holy kek

>>29259070
What does this even mean?

>>29244711
The only blacks that squat private pools without drowning

>>29259088
im saying its the pinnacle of decadence for "middle class"
theres 1000 better options for vacationing for cheaper but you choose to be on a boat which not only limits what you can do, you are imprisoned for the entire stay, only because it screams pseudo-rich

>>29259094
I don't think you understand the concept of cruises.
>there are different types of cruises and themes for them
>there are different levels of access in some cases
>you're not imprisoned. many have shore days in different locations
>the ships are massive and you can go the entire trip without being around certain people
>there's lots to do
You can go on a church cruise if you'd like a mingle with people more your speed or you can go on one with people like her.

>>29259118
cope

>>29259125
retard

>>29245354
free wave pool.

>>29258659
Should have taken more distance for the jump. That is one way not to fuck it up.

>>29249744
don't go swimming if you're on the rag.
it's just that simple.

>>29251680
>Nothing sexual going on
anon...
>>29251067
a boat is just a big bedroom to women.

>>29251389
>the_hive.webm

>>29253583
crocs are filled with air.

>>29255348
>he doesn't know that leftists are pedophiles
anon...

>>29259240
Hippo feet typed this

>>29259247
i don't get the joke since only fat people wear crocs.

>>29253583
She fell. You can see the ray brush past her and put her off balance. She had gotten used to standing on the sea/tank floor. She treated it like she was standing normally out of water, so when she got knocked off her balance she used the bar to hang on and ended up swinging under it until she was nearing vertical, carried by her momentum. Then mid "fall" she panicked as air rushed out of the helmet and filled with water. Water slows everything down but physics and peoples reflexes keep working

>>29253692
>>29251069
>>29247956
>>29245941
It's called "Let the right one in" and it is a Swedish movie about romanian vampire and her servant. This is a boy, main character that is her friend, bullied by older guys. She is pretty brutal throughout the movie. Highly recommended film.

>>29247326
see? Size don't matter. It's you, you are the loser.

>>29258346
blatantly fake

Not really buying that whole bit. I'm a diver and I know that if someone is secure like that a ray bumping into them isn't going to cause both of their legs to lose buoyancy.

Far as I can tell after watching again is that she probably already had buoyancy issues but was fine because she was holding onto the bar. You can see her let go of the bar and once she did that, the air from her crocs like the other anon said pulled her feet from out from beneath her.

>>29259399
wat
>>29259402
Nothing ever happens

>>29244711
thats pretty fucking wholesome

>>29252006
LOST :D

Thanks for making my thread a great one everybody!

>>29259410
no that is blatantly fake

>>29259453
Prove it

>>29258942
They are fucking annoying. You don't wear a helmet everywhere despite it being objectively more safe for a reason

>>29253278
wheelchair from now

>>29247326
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS

>>29259462
what a fucking idiot

>>29259453
I already knew btw
https://www.businessinsider.com/viral-waterslide-video-actually-promo-for-microsoft-germany-2009-8?international=true&r=US&IR=T

>>29255348
Found the lefty. Isn't there a parade for you to go to where you show off your junk to children while calling the rest of us pedos?

>>29258186
This video reminds of the "conversation pool" at a place called Caliente in Tampa, FL after 11 pm.

>>29259447
>Thanks for making my thread a great one everybody!
It was the lack of niggers and faggots that made it great.

>>29248584
>>29257209
Cut costs, reduce the number of inmates, everybody wins, even the taxpayers

>>29253844

>>29245903
you don't understand the meme. lurk moar, newfag