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Anonymous No.29268706 >>29268719 >>29270529 >>29276538 >>29277752
Random funny
Post random WEBMs you have saved. NO PORN
Anonymous No.29268709 >>29269215 >>29269984 >>29270670 >>29271655 >>29272268 >>29275200 >>29276778
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>>29268706 (OP)
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>>29268712
Keked
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>>29268719
Jeez, Ketmit got d00med
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and I absolutely love getting playful during spicy chats. One of my favorite things is teasing and pushing your buttons while we have a little fun together. I'm always in the mood, but I can be a bit shy when it comes to meeting people in person, so that's why I'm all about those private chats. If you're looking for some fun and flirty conversations, hit me up! Just add me on that app where you can share pics and chat - my username is e m-a-q uon x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect!
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>>29269560
Amazong
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>>29268723
Accurate and hilarious
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>>29268709
Funny that today the robot can simply say "Yes"
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>>29269560
i'll pause you one of these days, aspect ratio cat!
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>>29268712
I love that AI has been harnessed to make dank and racist memes

Maybe there is hope for the future.
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>>29269220
Technically that is a black noise maker
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>>29268706 (OP)
More porn you say?
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>>29269234
dat chirp inserted in there.
Sleep tight my nigga.
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>>29270034
First try. Get on my level.
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>>29268719
not to log up this thread but *BRAAAPPPP*
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>>29270298
ok Shaniqua Cohen 6th gen in he skin tight swimsuit ready to cross the ocean on her own is funny
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>>29270539
Slave collars were less fancy mam.
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>>29269509
oh no it's so simple.
lost
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>>29268709
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>>29269509

I am so dumb, lost to 3 out of 4 chirps
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>>29269220
sauce? i need this machine.
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>>29268712
America is such a shithole lmao
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>>29270510
you write like a redditor
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>>29270998
Oh? And what are you going to do about it
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>>29270978
lol
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>>29271190
lol
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>>29268709
kek
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>>29268723
Holy heh
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>>29270700
This is a Bird Gas Gun, probably programmed with this wacky ass firing arrangement manually. Normally they're set to a timer, or have a connected "tripwire" of some kind, whether motion detection, or laser detection, where it'll set off it's preset firing pattern to scare away birds. Idk which one that one is specifically, but they're used in really rural farms, and in China I think.
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>>29268709
Fuck I lost already
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>>29270518
what do you mean? all shootings are cops shooting black people.
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>>29269547
where it this audio from?
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>>29272410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvYq-Ba5SE8

Kramer goes on a racist rant because blacks (of course) wont stop talking during hit standup.

Then he goes on late night show to grovel for forgiveness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC26RI-Ria8
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>>29272281
Hope you're next nigger
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>>29272740
The funny part on this one is the 1 year prison time.

Charles Smith/Wolfie Kahletti for anyone after a sensible chuckle.
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>>29271176
wow that was really funny
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>>29271330
troon slop
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>>29272162
hahahahahahahah.
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>>29269560
Kek
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>When you realize this is a You Didn't Laugh You Won thread
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>>29273324
Zoomers will never know peak humor.
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>>29272684
This is why you hire professionals
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>>29272796
hmm i wonder...
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>>29273402
nice
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>>29273324
>americans can't into english
that IS funny, you're right
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>>29273437
love me some HLSFX
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>>29272734
bunch of fucking retards
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>>29272742
an entire race humiliated
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>>29268723
Goddauym my chest hurtd
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>>29270670
wassup nigga how you been.
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>>29268712
Fund it. Please.
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>>29273546
The man proving the egg to the elder woman like it's end of a quest were she will reveal long lost knowledge...
..she jut fucking dumps it into the sand making most of it inedible. His face when he tries the small bit with the leas amount of sand in it.

It' so funny and wasteful.
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>>29269506
not bad, zoomies. I gigged.
Anonymous No.29273694 >>29273711
>>29270998
Half of this site is reddit rejects, you should know this anon. They say you either die an oldfag or live long enough to become a newfag
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>>29273636
>me? pff nothing, just hanging around.
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>>29273694
Do they ? Who's they?
How does that fork?
I laughed tho it's funny
and i know i typed fork.
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>>29272796
did she really die? I need some evidence
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>women can't be funn-
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>>29270619
greatly improved
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>>29272660
1. not funny
2. did Americans really? cuz i'm old as her and what she describes never took place in my 1st-world country
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>>29273761
Kek
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>>29273484
Classic
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>>29273229
can't you read?
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>>29272191
Ancient alien slave master spit hard flow.
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>>29273402
wantam
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>>29273484
Thread.
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>>29272734
>animal planet
>>29272762
niggers are like dogs, for them only here and now exists. They can't comprehend the consequences they will have to deal with in the future (might be 5min or 10years, doesn't matter)
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>>29274202
>Man hit in the groin by a ball
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>>29272690
Well, he's black now....
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Anonymous No.29274656 >>29275248
>>29273692
>The man proving the egg to the elder woman like it's end of a quest were she will reveal long lost knowledge...
>..she jut fucking dumps it into the sand making most of it inedible. His face when he tries the small bit with the leas amount of sand in it.
Well, he's not going to eat it (beyond the small sand-filled taste he made for the show) and neither would you. But let's not pretend those African tribals aren't going to eat all of it -- sand included -- just as they and their ancestors have done for thousands of years. Even Africans who are removed from Africa will revert to eating dirt if they're allowed to. In Haiti where they're unsupervised, they make "cookies" out of mud and eat that. So don't think for a second that a sandy omellette is a problem for them. They do it because they don't give a fuck.

Its probably also why you see so many African-Americans shoveling spoonfuls of plain cornstarch into their mouths. If left to their own devices it would be dirt, but since they live in America they know its not socially acceptable, so they do it with corn starch instead. Old ancestral habits die hard, I guess.
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>It' so funny and wasteful.
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>>29272268
Tell me about it.
Wait till you get further deeper into the thread.
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>>29272726
Straight from Skyrim
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>>29274746
oh you didn't know..
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>>29269506
not bad zoomies, I too had a chuckle. Anyone know the song name?
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>>29270592
Slaves didn't receive collars.
I'm not certain why people still don't fully comprehend how slaves were perceived in the 18th and 19th centuries. They were LESS than pets, and pets back then were more tools than recreation.
If a slave tried to escape, they were given the Iron Gag, or put in a collar, but no slave ever wore a collar name tag.
There used to be little badges for slaves in certain states, especially if slaves were particularly expensive in those places, like Charleston SC, where they'd use little biscuits of copper with the state, address, name of the slave, etc.
No slave received jewelry, they were sold for Jewelry, mainly Manillas.
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>>29268709
kek
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, curvy and confident, and I absolutely love pushing boundaries during those steamy chats. There's just something thrilling about watching guys lose control while I keep things spicy and fun. I’m a total sensualist, always ready for some naughty conversation! I do have my moments of anxiety which makes meeting up in person tough, but that’s why I prefer chatting online. It’s so much easier and way more exciting! If you're into that kind of vibe, hit me up on my favorite app at e maq u o-n-x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect and have some fun together!
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>>29272678
I can't fully emphasize how poorly this guy did.

This is a SHORT, STRAIGHT tree. It has nearly no twist that I can see from the video. It's all straight wood, and being so short and near the hills, it probably has almost no crosswind.
He somehow managed to cut a wedge 90% the depth of the tree, without the tree collapsing on it, a miracle to be sure. THEN he cut the fucking HINGEWOOD (Cut 3-5 Inches above the hinge, duh, it's a fucking hinge.) and the whole tree went collapsing toward the heavier side, which he just custom made by cutting that wacky ass wedge into it. He 100% trusted his terrible technique to the degree that he believed the tree would fall toward the wedge (like it is supposed to,) which would have been AWAY from him. Unfortunately, like I just said, he had absolutely NO IDEA what he was doing, for such a short tree with no wind to be the one that kills him.
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His poor wife
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>>29272144
lol thats pretty good
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>>29272711
are you sure this will help us sell cars?
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>>29271330
heh
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>>29273816
Her face at the end is really fucking creepy so maybe its true
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>>29276229
it's the face of someone who tried moving their limbs but couldn't
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>>29272829
That was insano style actually
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>>29276343
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
>>1982 movie
> "ET phone home"
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and totally into taking the lead when it comes to flirty chats. I love teasing and pushing boundaries, seeing just how much I can get you to enjoy the moment. I'm always in the mood for a little fun (seriously, total nympho here!), but I find social situations can be overwhelming. That's why I prefer keeping things spicy through texting. It's so much more my vibe! If you're looking for some adventurous sexting, hit me up! Just add me on the app with this username: E-m-m-i bl-ok z (remember to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to see how wild we can get!
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>>29276573
That mouse tail perfectly landed in the open mouth of that i guess ferret or stoat.
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>>29276616
This one is really good but i can't loose to it, best i can do it lick it.
I am gonna have to download it store it, repost it.
I take all the risks here.
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lost
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>>29272763
holy shit that's cool, is there sauce?
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>>29268709
kek
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>>29272191
They killed Trevor for this
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>>29275094
how many fucking retards dont know how to atleast check shazam nowadays?
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>>29272693
>this is such a drag
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>>29273364
Or just leave the tree alone.
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>>29272771
>Milk before cereal
fucking idiot.
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>>29277313
When trees get very large, they have a tendency to destroy foundations of house with their root systems. It's not something that should be ignored, unless you are fine with your house being destroyed.
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>>29268706 (OP)
Why do they keep getting shot in the dick?
>>29272705
>lower lip protrudes three inches from face