Thread 29273109

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the curvy side and totally love keeping things spicy. I thrive on taking charge during flirty chats and pushing boundaries until we both reach that peak moment. I'm a bit of a night owl and always in the mood for a wild conversation, but I’m not much for going out due to some social anxiety. That's why I'm super into erotic texting – it’s just my vibe! If you're interested in some fun, add me by searching for my username: e m y-ze-th (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Looking for some sexy chats? Let's connect!

>>29273109 (OP)
yeah, don't have kids due to FOMO

>>29273109 (OP)
Isn't this that woman who claims to be in her 30s and is living at home with her parents?

this account is a gold mine

>>29273568
>What the fuck is even that?

>>29273109 (OP)
Why is she stroking my dick wtf

>>29273661
That's the best part anon kek

This is undiagnosed schizophrenia.

I know

t. Diagnosed schizophrenic

>>29273729
Yup, this fits.

>>29273568
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin

>>29273568
>when the midtelligent tries to use big words

>>29273729
he looks like a junkie

These are my favorite threads. I hope this takes off. Off to a great start with the Hanson faggot making a fool of himself. I bet he's French.

>>29274675
the fuck

>>29273661
So you nut outside.

>>29274675
L FUCKING MAO

>>29273729
no, this guy is based. he does look 17

>>29273729
he's an obvious troll, you retard. just like the normies, you've been fooled.

>>29273568
I mean we're on 4chan because we want to be mean and angry instead of nice so I don't think we have the moral standing to argue against what they are saying

>>29275090
>we
you don't speak for anyone but yourself

>>29275106
Phone in her butt

>>29275177

NGL thats a lot of bunda woman and Id do all kindsa nasty shit with her

She does move like a bison with MS though

>>29274675
No, this one takes the cake.
I mean Jesus lol.

>>29274675
DRAGON BALLS TO THE WALLS AWESOME
His power cannot be contained

>>29274675
This one seems mathematically calculated to induce cringe deliberately which makes it slightly less cringe.

>>29274675
Okay, I thought this was genuine until the last few lines. Now, I'm pretty sure he's just copying some of the other cringe videos out there for fun.
He also looks more like a vampire than a dragon. He should have gone with that.

>>29275187
>cringe
Anon, this based.

>>29274675
>*turns him to ash*
lost

>>29275187
based

>>29273109 (OP)
>Chose not to have kids
>IT'S CRINGE!
>meanwhile
>looks at catalog
Future's looking sluttier every day, now behind subscription paywalls

>>29275187
Goddammit

>>29274675
>Jim Carrey's as Morb the vampire

>>29276135
>I'm pretty sure he's just copying some of the other cringe videos out there for fun.
He is, it's just acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVOjJPlmOg

>>29274675
Ok, this one is based.

>>29276135
>Now, I'm pretty sure he's just copying some of the other cringe videos out there for fun.
He is, it's just acting. Crazy how he actually makes (or used to make?) a living from doing this on TikTok. And a lot of the engagement is from gullible retards not realising it's acting.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOVOjJPlmOg

>>29275177
I don't think her exercise routine is working out.
Perhaps she should put down the fork instead?

Nobody's going to find her hot at this rate.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, slim with just the right curves. I absolutely love interacting with guys and can’t resist a flirty chat. There's something so thrilling about pushing boundaries and seeing just how far I can take things while having a blast. I'm always in the mood for some wild fun (total flirt vibes here!), but I do get a bit anxious in social settings, which is why I prefer chatting online. If you’re ready for some steamy conversations, hit me up! Add me on 4messenger: E-m-m-i e l a-rk-x x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect!

>>29277224
Fake and gay

>>29275187
Oh Monkey, you got me..

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the states, curvy and ready to keep things exciting. I love pushing boundaries during steamy chats and teasing until guys can't take it anymore. I'm definitely into the thrill of getting everyone worked up while we have fun together. Sometimes the anxiety makes meeting up in person tough for me, so I find that texting is my jam. If you're down for some fun, add me on my favorite app: e m aq u on-x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) and let's get things heating up!

>>29275090
Ah yes. The two sides of morality: nice guy and big meanie.

>>29277224
Reminds me of a thing that happened to me.
I was 14 or 15 and out with my bike riding around the hills.
There was a small one I used to just speed down; it led to a small road.
One day as I was riding down the hill I noticed a man and a woman; the man was taking pictures of the woman and the woman was at least half-naked. As I tried to get a better look I didn't notice that I was about to hit a ditch.
I did an eagle across the handlebars and landed face first in the grass.
As I got up I noticed the woman laughing.

>>29275106
some poor black guy would fold for this type of shit

>>29274675
Holy based

>>29273729
absolute chad

>>29274675
obvious satire, this board is so autistic

>>29275113
the world would be so boring without drugs

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, playful and full of surprises. I love diving into flirty chats and teasing until things get really hot and steamy. There's just something thrilling about pushing boundaries during our spicy conversations, and I can't get enough of it! I'm definitely more of an inside person, so chatting online feels like the perfect vibe for me. If you're ready for some fun and can keep up with my playful side, hit me up! Add me on my favorite app: em-aq-u-o-n-x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) and let's get the fun started!

>>29273568
it this a boy, or is this a girl?

>>29275177
Holy would.

>>29274675
>so cringe that it becomes funny
Lmao what the fuck? A government or some sort of organisation should create a special award for this, he needs a medal.

>>29275090
>we want to be mean and angry instead of nice
why would anyone wanna do that?

>>29277229
now this is cringe.

>>29274026
Kek

>>29275187
I need me one like this holy shit

>>29274675
How is 4chan behind on this.. are you so socially inept that you don't have instagram?

>>29275113
She looks like fun

>>29275113
> Woman approaches you in bar
>"You wanna go to my place wit me.."
>You asked her "what would we do there?"
>she starts to demonstrate as loud Creed song playing in Jukebox drowns out all the sounds .

>>29279278
Canon Middle Earth Dwarf lady

>>29274675
This guys fucks [spoiler]nothing[/spoiler]

>>29274675
>two-finger vaginal wiggle
lost

>>29279524
>obese
>trend-whore
>nigger-listener
>dead eyes
>gloating about being a sheep

These bitches between 28-35 are ALL the fucking same. They're all into psychology too.

>>29279999
but you sound sane so it's equalised.
Checked

>>29273568
why did it suck shit through its front teeth before making a video?
it's concentrated brown..

>>29279590
this has circulated 4chan since before instagram existed you retarded zoomie faggot

>>29274675
>people are still falling for this

>>29275177
poor kid
no one deserves a whore mother

>>29275177
eww
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/mythiccal

>>29274675
These days it's really hard to tell when people are doing this sort of thing sarcastically or not

>>29273109 (OP)
She needs to get fucked by men under 35

>>29281176
Exclusively.

>>29275187
That's genuinely funny.

>>29279278
you really cant tell is a girl on hormones...?