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Anonymous No.29274975 >>29275353 >>29275359 >>29275904 >>29278103 >>29279024 >>29279798 >>29281127 >>29283364 >>29284524
Good old fashioned China Thread
The Han Chinese repeatably demonstrate a reckless disregard for human life beyond our comprehension.
Anonymous No.29274977 >>29275117 >>29275180 >>29275210 >>29275260 >>29275286 >>29275295 >>29275321 >>29275429 >>29275481 >>29275542 >>29276072 >>29276295 >>29278674 >>29281708 >>29283043 >>29283140 >>29283761 >>29284504
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Anonymous No.29275051 >>29277620
>>29275030
What I like about these chink videos is that they'll surprise you - what will happen? Is a car going to crash through the wall? Maybe a bull escaped and runs into the restaurant? Or maybe someone chinks out and starts slicing people with a butcher knife. Like a box of chocolate, you will never know what you will get
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Anonymous No.29275117 >>29283194
>>29274977
holy fuck I've seen a lot of fuck up shit on this site but this one is especially horrifying. RIP man
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Anonymous No.29275180 >>29275196 >>29281386 >>29283756
>>29274977
Managing to die in this scenario is genuinely impressive
Anonymous No.29275196 >>29281247
>>29275180
Many people throughout history have died from drowning because they don't know how to swim. Likewise today, not many people are aware car doors can be opened once fully submerged in the water. Hell maybe he doesn't even know how to swim and was fucked from the start.
Anonymous No.29275210 >>29275232 >>29275249 >>29275286 >>29276072 >>29281175 >>29281421
>>29274977
What could he even have done to survive this? I'm guessing 1) roll down the windows and moonroof sooner. 2) kick harder to break open the window glass
Anonymous No.29275232 >>29275286 >>29275520
>>29275210
You either break the glass window with a tool or rip off the headrest on a car seat. This is your safest option because you can escape before the car is fully submerged.
You can also wait for the car to be fully submerged and the water pressure will be far less impactful on opening the door.
Anonymous No.29275249 >>29275286
>>29275210
You have to get the door open once the car is sufficiently flooded to equalise the pressure on both sides of the door. He gave up when it wasn't on, then didn't try when it might have worked.
Anonymous No.29275260
>>29274977
> Car starts flooding
> Guy opens UberEats
Anonymous No.29275286 >>29275321 >>29277386
>>29274977
>>29275210
>>29275232
>>29275249
>miss me yet?
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>>29274977
spectacular ineptitude holy shit
Anonymous No.29275321 >>29283761
>>29275286
Honestly every car should have a manual window roller.
Obviously they will never do this because of aesthetic faggots.

My immediate thought on >>29274977 situation is to rip off the back mirror and use it as a club to break the glass. We learn this shit in first grade that you cant open the door, your only escape is through the window.

But alas the chink was too busy talking to his 3 year old and keeping his phone safe.
Anonymous No.29275344 >>29277962
>>29275015
Was that her brain or her helmet?
Anonymous No.29275353 >>29275364 >>29279323
>>29274975 (OP)

:)
Anonymous No.29275359 >>29275367 >>29275374 >>29279323
>>29274975 (OP)

chinese cbt femdom often just turns into genital mutilation
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>>29275353
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>>29275359
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>>29275359

it usually gets pretty bloody
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>>29275374
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>>29274977
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>>29274977
This is fake.
Anonymous No.29275516 >>29275548
>>29275481
I wanted to say that earlier within the thread, but I didn't want to kill a good discussion prematurely.
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>>29275232
the car seatbelt buckle should work to break the glass too
Anonymous No.29275542 >>29283497
>>29274977
Immediately take your shirt off and wrap it around your hand and your arm. That way when your first breaks the glass you don't get cut as much.
If you can't punch, then kick. You have 1 minute. Then the water floods in, so you have to wait until the car is fully underwater (take last breath), and then exit from the hole you made.

Fuuugg that would be horrific to experience and not able to open the doors.
Anonymous No.29275548 >>29276177
>>29275481
>>29275516
Post proofs then
Anonymous No.29275820 >>29279064 >>29282344
>>29275481
This video might be fake too, by AI. I don't know what is real anymore...
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>>29275003
"Right of way" just doesn't exist in Mandarin, does it?
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>>29275856
I don't think sooo
Anonymous No.29275890 >>29275892 >>29276286 >>29281004 >>29283727
>>29275854

this reminds me of this
Anonymous No.29275892 >>29275929
>>29275890
They also like to onions sauce the girls
Anonymous No.29275904
>>29274975 (OP)
>repeatably
Repeatedly, Matthew.
Anonymous No.29275929 >>29275984
>>29275892

bro wtf cultural revolution type beat.
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Anonymous No.29275956 >>29277401 >>29277864 >>29283645
>>29275030
Does anyone know the story about what happened, did the father abuse the girl?
Anonymous No.29275984
>>29275929
I'M STILL
IN A DREAM
POOP-EATER
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>>29275993
Nicely done, 47
Anonymous No.29276030 >>29276223
>>29274983
What's going on here?
Anonymous No.29276072 >>29281168
>>29274977
>>29275210

Wait for the car to fill with water, then open the door. The door is difficult to open because of the immense pressure of the water pushing against the exterior of the car. Once the car fills with water, the exterior and interior pressure is equalized, and you can simply open the door.
Anonymous No.29276077 >>29276085 >>29280864 >>29283651
>>29275993
i remember video where a woman did same shit in army and everyone laughed and said "HAHA STUPID WOMAN" but even men do these type of shit.
Anonymous No.29276085 >>29276122
>>29276077
>comparing low test low IQ chinese rape "han" descendents to regular men
Anonymous No.29276092 >>29276126
>>29276020
What is the deal with chinks being so fucking cold? Is it a cultural thing?
Anonymous No.29276122
>>29276085
funnily that woman was chinese as well.
Anonymous No.29276126 >>29283243
>>29276092
If you help you are responsible for them or even could be found to be at fault, even with evidence contrary, the state doesnt want to take care of them so they pin it on whomever they can. So people dont do shit for others. And in accidents if they are injured you have to take care of them financially the rest of their lives so if you run someone over best make sure they are dead as the punishment for killing someone in an accident is better than the alternative.
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>>29274978
surprised he didnt break at least both wrists there
Anonymous No.29276177 >>29276244 >>29276282 >>29276336 >>29279840
>>29275548
It's a simulated video trying to show what NOT to do in the event your car crashes into a body of water.

I am not going to spoonfeed, you're old enough to find it yourself.
That .webm was originally a video uploaded to Weibo titled: 意外落水不要慌,一定要第一时间降下窗户!
Anonymous No.29276179 >>29283280
>>29275949
How can you be this retarded
Anonymous No.29276206
>>29274983
I hate Youang-chi niggers
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>>29276030
looks like she's pinned under the wheel or something?
Anonymous No.29276244 >>29276282 >>29276288 >>29276336 >>29279906
>>29276177
You should be spoonfeeding if you're making the claim otherwise I have no reason to believe you. What you've provided as proof is not helpful.
Why the fuck would any organization, yes even a chink one, put a real person and real vehicle at risk just to demonstrate something that can easily be shown in a simple cartoon? Which is something Chinese companies have done before such as this video? The guy is gargling water at the end of the video, you're saying they had a crew behind him ready to save him and the tow the vehicle out of the water? So they will pay for his potential medical bills and the towing services? Ruin the electric components of a perfectly workable vehicle in the process?
How does this make any sense?
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>>29275481
Leeds are weak? You're weak.
Anonymous No.29276282 >>29276336
>>29276177
>>29276244
The only way I could believe it's fake is if it's confirmed he was faking his own death. Resource counter-productive and legal liability risk for any organization to make an educational video like this.
Anonymous No.29276286 >>29276706
>>29275890
How would you end up in sytuation like that?
Anonymous No.29276288 >>29276325 >>29277423
>>29276244
That's a lot of words to say—
>Wah I'm a broccoli head retard who can't fact check independently.
>No—no! That editted video was totally a real snuff film!

You probably think they filmed real meth addicts whenever they did those Meth Not Even Once PSAs.
Anonymous No.29276295 >>29277377
>>29274977
Wasn't there a MythBusters episode on this exact situation? I forget what the advice was.
Anonymous No.29276325 >>29282745
>>29276288
nta but I agree with him. Why would someone spend money and expose someone to risk for a "safety video"? Plus ruin a car in the process. Additionaly, why would someone sign up to take part in it?

Plus, tiy're lashing out while not answering a single question posed. That is, as the kids say, "hella sus".
Anonymous No.29276336 >>29276357
>>29276177
>>29276244
>>29276282
i know you niggers are trolling but here's spoonfeeding first look at a car in front at the beginning it appears out of forest sliding and then look at passenger window it's down at first and when car falls into water window appears out of nowhere
Anonymous No.29276357
>>29276336
The edit is the best evidence of this video being fake, but it's not proof since real videos are also edited. There isn't any confirmed proof that it's fake or real outside of the video itself. No Chinese media reports denying or claiming it's real.
Anonymous No.29276692
>>29275481
Based
Anonymous No.29276706
>>29276286
By consneeding to an acupunture session
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>>29275429
> Should have
If it doesn't then your fucked.
Your also fucked if the bottom is very deep (who can swim so far to the top) or your in France.
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>>29275856
It's mostly a left party country
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>>29275126
Based nigger
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>>29277032
heh
Anonymous No.29277057
it must be awesome to be a criminal or prankster in China when there are a billion other people who look just like you
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>>29275856
Slowing down/stopping at an intersection is a first world concept, thirdies won't get it.
Anonymous No.29277307 >>29278117
>>29275429
This doesn't mention many front side windows in modern vehicles are laminated, so you're still fucked unless you crawl to the back.
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Anonymous No.29277377 >>29281421
>>29276295
Don't waste energy trying to smash the glass/open the door unless you have a tool to smash the glass with. Stay in the airpocket as long as possible, take a deep last breath just before the car completely floods, THEN hope to hell you can open the door.

You have absolutely no chance of opening a door with a pressure differential of the magnitude created by water on the outside of the door vs air on the inside.

Best advice is just keep your car out of water entirely.
Anonymous No.29277386
>>29275286
Those don't always work when submerged, unfortunately. If you're quick off the mark (most people panic & fuck around for too long), sure, but once water gets in there/starts pushing against the glass, your odds decrease rapidly.
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>>29277354
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>>29275956
He went peepee in her coke
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Anonymous No.29277423 >>29277592
>>29276288
That's a lot of words to say:
>I'm a retarded faggot who can't back up what I post!
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Anonymous No.29277440 >>29281033 >>29281208
>>29277425
Disgusting. Unthinkable in even the worst parts of europe. Bug people. If there was no God we all would be like them, human insects without love or compassion.
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>>29275936
Maybe if they shake her harder, her spine will pop back into place? At the very least it should sort out the massive skull factures.
Anonymous No.29277479 >>29277554
>>29277408
someone needs to edit this with Pirates of the Caribbean music
Anonymous No.29277481
>>29275947
Season 6 of Squid Game.

Player 173 eliminated.
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>>29275949
Seldom have i seen someone not only to dumb to realize the placing of the item has a purpose, NO! That alone would be a funny video for boomer tv, but this fucking chinck drone is actively crawling to its death for whatever unimaginable retarded reason.
Anonymous No.29277554
>>29277479
no thanks disney is untouchable majick and you will be cursed to die in a snow storm
Anonymous No.29277592
>>29277423
Keep seething zoom zoom.
I already told you what the original title of the video was, in addition to which website it was originally posted on.

I have/know the link — I'm simply choosing not to spoonfeed you.
You shouldn't exclusively get your daily dose of gore on /gif/.
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>>29275051
I was thinking that some person was going to come in and pour combustible all over them.
Anonymous No.29277642 >>29284207
>>29276939
Absolutely none of them even made an attempt to evade. So passive they don't even care about their own lives.
Anonymous No.29277864 >>29278546
>>29275956
Holy american brain anon wtf
>Is it big "anglo taboo"? Sex bad? Please tell!
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>>29275344
Helmet, their brains aren't that big
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>>29275949
She wanted out
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>>29274975 (OP)
It is a well-known fact that, given enough room, a Chinese EV can achieve supersonic speeds.
>suck it Elon
Anonymous No.29278117 >>29278192
>>29277307
Side windows are NOT laminated. They are tempered so that they break into small pieces that won't slice your neck open.
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>>29278117
https://www.aaa.com/AAA/common/AAR/files/Laminated-Glass-Vehicle-List.pdf
Anonymous No.29278546 >>29278665
>>29277864
Only anglos have a taboo against pedos? This is not the dunk you think it is
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>>29278546
it's more that anglos are completely obsessed with thinking about pedophilia. 80s satanic ritual abuse, 90s recovered memory bullshit, Qanon during Trump 1.0, and now epstein epstein epstein. anglos minds are just completely cooked on this topic and they can't stop bringing it up in relation to pretty much everything; every fucking thing is a pedophilia moral panic to the anglo.
Anonymous No.29278674
>>29274977
>bug status
Ack
Anonymous No.29279024 >>29280558
>>29274975 (OP)
I fucking hate these thread.
But just because of the fucking spam in the catalog, and because it's a staple of 4chan history/culture, have a bump dear OP.
Anonymous No.29279064
>>29275820
It's said they are still upside down to this day
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>>29275353
>>29275364
>>29275359
>>29275367
>>29275374
>>29275376
How come they produce these types of videos when pornography is banned in China? Can't the authorities identify who makes these videos?
Anonymous No.29279351
>>29275091
>>29275095
I love seeing how they just continue on with their day after the disaster
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>>29275028
He plays too much dark souls it would seem
>But it's working
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>>29275073
Top kek it looked like it would fall on the truck and then it defied physics to fall sideways and kill the chink. Top shelf stuff.
Anonymous No.29279445
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>>29274975 (OP)
What is the cloud that pops up at :36? It appears over the blue demolished vehicle, but stays onscreen into the next clip.
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>>29279759

Is he OK?
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>>29276177
If you are the nigger who made the claim, it is on you to provide evidence. Most folks here can't read moon runes
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>>29279836
I think but I'm not sure.
A little scratch on his ear I think.
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>>29276244
I think I'd rather be crushed by a huge chunk of round stock than sheets of glass
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Anyone have the one in the factory where the more people who try to help, the more get stuck?
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>>29279024
>these thread
Anonymous No.29280744 >>29280915
>>29280124
Not chinese
Also post the sound version, faggot
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>>29276930
Music sauce? Shaazam and Soundhound can't find it
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>>29276077
>these type of shit
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>>29280744
so I can't post this because she's not chinese BUT I have to post the sounded version...

When people don't even realise how much they're dumb. Some of them are way better without the sound, when they just shut the fuck up.
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>>29280115

>Clap clap clap
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>>29275890
hot
Anonymous No.29281011 >>29281036 >>29281093
>>29276020
They didn't help drag the paralyzed biker off the road because they are using WeChat™ to notify users in the area to keep them up to date on current traffic inconveniences.
This is how you run a society, they have it figured out!
You westerners don't understand dialectical materialism
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>>29277440
goverment issue as usual
soon the west will be like this
we cant even protect ourselves without going to jail
Anonymous No.29281036 >>29283239 >>29283620
>>29281011
but on the last frame of this vid we can see them smiling, they seems happy to see the guy explose in front of their children.
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>>29279822
wtf is the spastic in the blue shirt doing lmao
>capt : S0Y8K
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>>29281056
I like him, he's funny.
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>>29274975 (OP)
That's just a video Tesla being shit though.
Anonymous No.29281156
Imagine how nice the world would be without all these non-white subhumans
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>>29281116
Can't park there, mate
Anonymous No.29281168
>>29276072
open the sun roof, lower the windows while the car is still on? Probably counter intuitive
Anonymous No.29281175
>>29275210
>use headrest to smash window
>get out before water rises too high

>too dumb or cant do it
>Crawl into back seat
>wait in the air pocket forming near the back window
>wait for rescue
Or
>wait until water fills the car to open the door
>swim out

Waiting is risky since your air will be limited and you'll be panicking. Swimming out is marginally less risk but still fatal if theres even a minor error.

Smashing out is best
Anonymous No.29281208
>>29277440
literal retard
Anonymous No.29281236
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Anonymous No.29281247 >>29283194
>>29275196
>not mant people
literally everyone outside of 3rd world shitholes. hows that 3" erect cock treating you?
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>>29280115
Why the fuck do these retards get the car running again instead of staying put, in most of these videos?
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Anonymous No.29281386 >>29283425
>>29275180
It's actually extremely easy because once the car becomes submerged is impossible to open the doors because of the water pressure on them and it doesn't equal out until the car is already filled with water by which time you will drown unless you are a trained diver.
Basically you have to open the door immediately and or also roll down the window right away and go out it, also having a tool to break the window can save your life here.
Anonymous No.29281421 >>29282468
>>29275210
Kicking (or hitting) the side-windows is probably the worst idea unless you happen to have steel toes AND very strong leg-muscles. Blunt force in general is ineffective. The outside water-pressure will in fact make it much harder in the same way it prevents you from opening the door.

Besides rolling down the windows early the best idea is to bash a bottom-corner of the window with a sharp and hard object. Cracking the windows somehow is really the only option.
Optimally a glass-breaking tool or screwdiver, else I'd try your sharpest and strongest keys.

Otherwise this >>29277377 would be my last resort though I'd probably be too panicked and stressed to even think about doing this as the car starts filling up.
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>>29281296
lol
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>>29274977
Is he retarded? Could have easily waited until the car is full of water, taken a deep breath, and open the door normally and swim out.
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>>29281476
inconceivable
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>>29275820
It obviously isn't AI, dork.
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>>29275142
lol thats crazy to see the warping too in the reflection, thats some strong glass and weaker hinges
Anonymous No.29282439
>>29281296
what was its exoskeleton made of? took a lickin and kept on tickin
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>>29281421
your video is completely diff circumstance too versus a "gentle" river. thats just a coffin with an inside view also why isnt it moving?
Anonymous No.29282476
>>29281684
ciggarettes cause death, so does my slap of death! /slap /slap
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>>29281767
another bug eats bug world scenario
Anonymous No.29282515 >>29282543 >>29284343
Anonymous No.29282543 >>29282575 >>29282585 >>29284343
>>29282515
ew
Anonymous No.29282575
>>29282543
lol
Dog: "did you kill my owner who put these ridiculous shoes on me?"
Cat: "bitch I had like 5 more lives and still do because fo your owner. You know how hard it is to commit suicide as a cat?"
Anonymous No.29282585 >>29282908 >>29284160
>>29282543
once the only form of acknowledgement comes from animals and not the many hoomans who witness it
Anonymous No.29282745
>>29276325
companies destroy literally hundreds of cars in crash tests you idiot. it's fake he turns onto a literal dirt road instead of into foliage then it cuts to him driving into water with the passenger window magically rolled up. and no one puts a dash cam in the back seat like that.
Tolko No.29282793
>>29277401
Thats no joke
Tolko No.29282854 >>29282866
>>29275049
To those who don't know, if you put too much force on an escalator railing, it stops moving with the steps. Its the same here, dunno if its a bug or a feature but I figured that one out in my time screwing around with escalators. The mom might have been okay leaning on the railing but between her and the other two drips leaning on it, it caused the rail to stop. Since they were relying on the rail to not fall back and since the two in the front couldn't take 3-4 steps back cause of the Muppets behind em, they were along for the ride and this hilarity ensued. Its not as dumb as it looks but still perfectly avoidable. I can see mom leaning on the rail to brace stroller but why tf did the other two have to do the same thing?
Tolko No.29282866 >>29282925
>>29282854
Upon closer inspection, thats a shopping cart. They're all retarded
Anonymous No.29282908 >>29284160
>>29282585
Chinks aren't human. Only technically mammals. Behavior like this is why they are called bugmen.
Anonymous No.29282925 >>29284383
>>29282866
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Anonymous No.29282984 >>29283318
>>29280132
she has a jew star tattoo on her ankle
Anonymous No.29283043
>>29274977
When he had the door opened a little he should have stuck something in the gap, even his foot, until he could find a way to wedge it open more.
Tolko No.29283049
>>29275055
Good on her for saving the doggo from her incompetence
>>29275073
Why would you not lift it off him? If I cared about the guy I would have swooped around to the side of the load and stuck my tips under the edge and drove forward while while raising the carriage (while tilted back ofc) to pivot the load around the far corner contacting the ground. Dunno what the load is tho, for all I know, those could be pavers and the forklift could be WAY to small for the load even at 24 in which case homie would be shafted.
>>29275076
How many guys are gonna walk into that hole? Smh
Anonymous No.29283126
>>29279756
Soulless fucking insects beat a child to death
They don't go to hell because they don't have souls, like a cow or a floormat
Anonymous No.29283140
>>29274977
1) Open the sunroof
2) Get out
3) ????
4) Profit
Anonymous No.29283189 >>29283279
>>29281457
this video is way too cute and wholesome for this thread
Anonymous No.29283194
>>29275073
Does this particular forklift lack the ability
to tip the forks back?
>>29275117
Yeah it’s fucked. All you have to do is wait for the car to fill up and then open the door. That requires thinking calmly and not exhausting your air. Most people would panic too much to pull that off. All the regards in this thread claiming otherwise are, well, retards.
>>29281247
Not one person read your post and saw projection.
Anonymous No.29283228
>>29275047
Kek
Anonymous No.29283237
>>29275949
I think I'll gift this to /pol/.
Anonymous No.29283239 >>29283293
>>29281036
>machine fucking explodes
>half the people dont even react or flinch
literally how?
Anonymous No.29283243 >>29285111
>>29276126
This is bullshit. They changed the laws in 2017 so they now have Good Samaritan laws like most countries. People are still hesitant to get involved probably because it’s now become a cultural thing.
Anonymous No.29283270
>>29281966
double-whammy
Anonymous No.29283279
>>29281457
>>29283189
its funny how much of a spectacle whites are in deep china. it would be fun to try but authorities are probably pretty suspicious of you if youre not in a touristy area though
Anonymous No.29283280
>>29276179
Chinese claim ov 100+ iq doesn't include rural villagers, real national average is 85-90.
Anonymous No.29283293
>>29283239
lag from too many entities spawned in one area
Anonymous No.29283318
>>29282984
maybe its like when white chicks get deep chinese tattoos not realizing it translates to "cheap fish"
Anonymous No.29283323
>>29280969
How did it even get there to begin with?
Anonymous No.29283345 >>29283360
Seriously, wtf is with china and not helping people??? Holy shit. The best they do is turn their head then keep moving. Like wtf is wrong with them?
Anonymous No.29283360
>>29283345
No effective good samaratian laws and cultural problems associated with living in cities and only caring for local family.
Anonymous No.29283364
>>29274975 (OP)
>"When this baby hit 88 mile per hour, you see some selious shit..."
Anonymous No.29283405
Theres a difference between not caring and being a walking peice of shit.
The amount of spontaneous violence.
Anonymous No.29283413
>>29275021
Not sure if I should hate jeets or chinks more at this point. It’s a toss up. They’re both a pestilence.
Anonymous No.29283425 >>29283449
>>29281386
NO. you have to wait for it to fully submerge if you miss the TINY window of opportunity to open a window before the motors fail.

or just get a window breaker. nigerfagot never watched mythbusters
Anonymous No.29283443
>>29281708
I’m sure you were cold as ice the last time you were in a rapidly sinking car. I swear posts like this are from the most weak willed people who do t want to believe bad ahit can happen to them so they watch people die and tell themselves it would never happen to them.
Anonymous No.29283449
>>29283425
You will drown in most cases attempting this, even submerged underwater the electric windows should function at least for a little bit allowing you to open them as the car is sinking.
Anonymous No.29283497
>>29275542
>Immediately take your shirt off and wrap it around your hand and your arm. That way when your first breaks the glass you don't get cut as much.
you'll just break your hand trying to punch car glass
Anonymous No.29283520
>>29274978
>turn only lane
>goes straight and guns it
>changes lanes in intersection
>wanders around between two lanes
>brakes with 3 fingers

shame he wasn't more injured
Anonymous No.29283554
This entire thread reminds me of why I hate bugmen so fucking much. Just completely lacking in any humanity whatsoever. It's like an entire country of sociopaths. Everyone on earth should just glass China and make the planet better
Anonymous No.29283560
>>29275024
guy in white shirt didn't forget to tip
Anonymous No.29283599
>>29275076
>minute changes to 13 right after he falls
spooky
Anonymous No.29283620
>>29281036
For those that don't know, this is a popcorn pressure popper. Look them up, they are cool and you can get little stove top versions. An an explosion is normal, just not like this one,
Anonymous No.29283642
>>29275949
woman moment
Anonymous No.29283645
>>29275956
he was trying to eat her noodles >:(
Anonymous No.29283651
>>29276077
based noticer
Anonymous No.29283727
>>29275890
when you run multiple tazers at once, the current can jump through from the prong of one tazer to the other, through the body
normally it's just in through one prong and out through the other, no passing thorugh the heart or other organs, just fucking with the nervous system
i've seen american cops hit with 2 or 3 tazers at once a few times, that shit its always fun
fuck i hate axon
i think they did that during the killing of kelly thomas
Anonymous No.29283734
i realize these are just cheap gay cattle prods though & it's not the same thing at all
Anonymous No.29283741
>>29275429
It doesn't matter if the pressure is equal on both sides. The force what is needed to open the door underwater, is really strong.

People seem to think that door will open just like on dry land. It won't. Unless you're world class athlete and a diver, you're fucked.
Anonymous No.29283756
>>29275180
motherfuckers replying to you arguing about water pressure, EVERY TIME WHEN THERE'S A CAR IN WATER VIDEO
you just have to have a sharp object to break the glass while he's still floating there
you saw opening the door slightly made the car submerge much faster, that was cringe
better not to carry the kid up to the surface through like 10 or 20 feet of water as well
Anonymous No.29283758
>>29280934
>black car sits there all that time
>pulls up to cut off cart at the last second
well fuck that guy
Anonymous No.29283761
>>29275321
>My immediate thought on >>29274977 situation is to rip off the back mirror and use it as a club to break the glass. We learn this shit in first grade that you cant open the door, your only escape is through the window.
that's a good idea
i would've maybe tried to use the seatbelt buckle, but i'm a retard
i'm sure you could find something sharp enough to break the glass in most modern cars
Anonymous No.29283859 >>29283872
>>29279822
>>29281056
coach of guy getting beat up
Anonymous No.29283872
>>29283859
lol
Anonymous No.29283887 >>29283896
>>29282976
This is why building code in civilized countries requires using a certain type of Y pipe in drains, so that when someone's snaking the drain, the snake is not easily able to emerge from a fixture in another unit, as we see here.
Anonymous No.29283896
>>29283887
i see
wait, isn't he INTENDING to snake it through the sink drain?
Anonymous No.29283948
>>29280124
If she doesn't induce vomiting after the video I bet that doesn't sit well in your stomach. Odds of the mouse biting mucosa and causing an ulcer?
Anonymous No.29283997
>>29279826
lmao dude just goes back to sleep like nothing has happened
Anonymous No.29284037
>>29281476
how the fuck did the woman think it's ok to leave her child there alone in the middle of the fucking road? Hope the kid turned out fine
Anonymous No.29284070
>>29281544
are they connected by their mouths or what?
faggot chink won't zoom in

i went fishing when i was 11 and i was crying about the hook in the fishs mouth
little did i know how bad things would really get
Anonymous No.29284095 >>29284237
>>29276928
Even back when I was a kid the first thing I'd do once I saw chink agent 47 is to simply run.
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Anonymous No.29284143
>>29281767
i had been looking for this for a while
didn't realize it was from china though
Anonymous No.29284153
>>29281773
what the fuck is even going on in this
i see he kicked that kid but i don't get why
Anonymous No.29284160
>>29282585
it be like that
>>29282908
generic non-answer
Anonymous No.29284177 >>29284639
>>29276928
Is this real? Is she unconscious?
Anonymous No.29284202
>>29276928
Lil autistic bro in for a bad time
Anonymous No.29284207 >>29284311
>>29277642
Evade while youre at a zebra crossing? You expect cars to slow down when you're in a crowd of people. Are you constantly jumping and dodge rolling as a car approaches a crossing?
Anonymous No.29284208
>>29277354
Nerve gas
Anonymous No.29284237
>>29284095
this

i guess some people have good instincts/awareness at that age, and some are completely fucking retaded
i don't know what causes it, but i'm lucky i had good instincts
Anonymous No.29284311
>>29284207
I do when I see a car approaching at 50mph regardless where I am on the road, even more so in a third world country where zebra crossings are a mere suggestion.
Many of them had clear view of that fast approaching car with no intention of braking, yet none of them reacted at all.
Anonymous No.29284343
>>29282515
>>29282543
i miss my dog
Tolko No.29284383
>>29282925
No way! What are the odds?
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Anonymous No.29284496 >>29284568
Why do indians love making these threads? Why are they so jelly?
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>>29274977
>grabs his phone
Ah he's gonna take the cover off and use the corner to smash the glass, smart.
>Saar, im going to be late for your delivery. Prease understanderu.
>puts phone somewhere dry after trying to google "how not to drown" for 0.3 seconds.
Oh
Anonymous No.29284524
>>29274975 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ja3Vdoz50Wkhttps://youtu.be/pSTQjxPvQos?si=bWTYrd6AQBz8C2Il
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Anonymous No.29284568
>>29284496
indians are the only people who live worse than the chinese

they wouldn't see these videos as a dystopia, but as a utopia

these threads are the rest of the world being baffled at how alien and abnormal china is
Anonymous No.29284629
>>29284484
Souless bugs.
Anonymous No.29284639
>>29284177
Staged. The camera moves, inside the elevator. Image quality is too good and the illumination is tv tier.
Anonymous No.29284647
>>29279822
I love the interpretive dance happening during the murder
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I have more from this Winter Soldier but the other vids are more than 4Mb.
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Anonymous No.29284831
>>29276930
Any detectives that can find sauce on the music in this video?
Anonymous No.29284904
>>29279942
If I saw that, that guy would get kicked in the jaw so fucking hard by my white 13inch foot.
Never upset the gentle giant. Who's second greatest pleasure in life is feeding small animals.
Anonymous No.29284958
>>29284703
She's lucky, that cargo elevator guy got his neck broke
Anonymous No.29284964
>>29275003
If they were wearing helmets they mightve survived
Anonymous No.29284965
>>29284688
>>29284683
I think I'd rather indian streetfood than this shit
Anonymous No.29284968
>>29275028
Just keep rolling
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>>29275947
Sadly it was just a jacket flying off
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>>29281979
Was he carrying something red or just turned into red paste?
Anonymous No.29285111
>>29283243
Takes up to 3 generations to change, 1st gen with the change has to contend with life long cultural way of doing things regardless, 2nd gen grows up with it but also raised by the old way, then its almost extinct by the 3rd
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