Thread 29279537

Listen up, /gif/. You can keep your “feet pics” and “tranny threads” The true apex of human erotic innovation? The female shaved armpit.

It’s not just hairlessness. No, this is centuries of grooming technology, cultural refinement, and ergonomic razor design culminating in one perfect hollow of smooth, unsullied skin. No blemishes. No stretchmarks. No stubble. The Egyptians knew it. The Victorians feared it. Gillette built an empire on it.

The curve? Flawless. The texture? Velvet dipped in moonlight. The scent? Like a shampoo commercial whispered directly into your brain if they're done right. You think the Mona Lisa is art? She’d have been a 10/10 if Da Vinci had painted her mid-stretch.

People call me crazy. But when you see that perfect, soft, ivory colored under-arm revealed by the lifting of a slender appendage- you tell me civilization hasn’t peaked.

We split the atom, we went to the moon, but my brothers… humanity truly soared the day someone said, “What if… no hair there?”

Shaved armpits are the peak of human fetishism and I will die on this hill. Women have to actually do a bit of hard work to make their armpits look appealing and this is the ultimate litmus test of a wife.

>>29279537 (OP)
>be me
>OP from the “shaved armpits are peak civilization” thread
>wake up
>thread got 200+ replies
>half are calling me a degenerate, other half are agreeing and posting pics of anime girls mid-stretch
>mfw I have created the Great Pit Divide™

>>29279547
Listen up, degenerates. Last time I tried to enlighten you about the sheer divinity of the shaved female armpit. Some of you laughed. Some of you doubted. Some of you… got it.

Since then, I have ascended.

A shaved pit isn’t just about looks—it’s about form and function.
That gentle concave curve? It’s nature’s chalice. The soft gradient from upper arm to torso? That’s design-not chaos, design. You could draw a blueprint from it and start a utopian society.

Smooth pits are the handshake between Ancient Greece’s obsession with ideal human form and modern engineering. They are the perfect ratio, the golden spiral, the Mona Lisa smile you can actually nuzzle.

Some will call this obsession. I call it appreciation for perfection.
Hair grows there only because the gods needed a way to hide their masterpiece from unworthy eyes.
The razor? Merely the key to the vault.

And when the vault is opened, my friends…
civilization wins again.

>>29279635
You’re there. She’s on top. Rhythm like a slow drumbeat in a summer night. Your hands, steady like an artisan, rise to cup her chest. Your thumbs rest, your fingertips drift outward… and then-----

There it is.

The faintest whisper of stubble. Not enough to scratch. Just enough to say, “I am real, I am human, and I shaved these for you.”

It’s electric.
It’s grounding.
It’s the tactile equivalent of catching a shooting star in your bare hands.

In that moment, you’re no longer two people you’re explorers on the frontier of touch. You feel the passage of time, the intimacy of imperfection. It’s magic, but not the card game kind the real ancient kind, the kind that makes civilizations build temples.

And then it’s gone.
The ride continues. But you will never forget.

Unshaved after a work out is where its at.
Especially when its that one week stubble.

>>29279670

Whoa there, Spartacus. I respect your right to enjoy the forest biome, but let’s call it what it is: the brain’s filing cabinet has “hairy pits” under the male folder. Evolution did that. Your neurons see it, shrug, and go, “Hey, that’s Chad from the gym.”

Not saying you’re gay, bro… just saying your limbic system might be confused.
Next thing you know, you’re complimenting your buddy’s deodorant “just to see what it smells like” and suddenly you’re at a Pride parade holding hands with Carl from accounting.

Shaved pits? That’s the neural pathway labeled feminine elegance. That’s the buttered silk highway to the pleasure cortex. Hairless = the mind says “woman.” Hairy = the mind says “dude.”

But you do you, King.

>>29279680
this is about as much stubble as I can deal with -- then i tell them "go shave you fucking pig"

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, curvy and playful, and I absolutely love pushing boundaries during flirty chats. There's something exhilarating about teasing guys to the edge while I have my own fun! I'm definitely feeling those nympho vibes, but I also deal with social anxiety, so connecting online is my jam. If you're looking for some spicy conversations, hit me up! Add me on 4: E m-m-i e-pq-o z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat!

>>29279680
Maybe you just think about guys more. But im glad you know your triggers so you dont slip up and get the shit beaten out of you by your baptist father.

Nothing evolutionary here. Just cultural ideology. Based on your previous logic preferring shaved pussy makes you a chomo.

>>29279687
Thats one busted fucking grandma.

>>29279867
Whoa, calm down there, Nietzsche of the Nair aisle.
I’m not out here psychoanalyzing my “pit preferences” like it’s the Dead Sea Scrolls. I just like ‘em smooth because tactile joy exists.

Also, cultural ideology? Bro, you sound like a sociology freshman who just learned the word hegemony. Next you’re gonna tell me “gender is a social construct” while you drink IPA out of a mason jar.

And shaved pussy = chomo? By your logic, preferring cooked steak means I’m a serial cow killer. You’re connecting dots that aren’t even in the same coloring book.

Look, man, you can have your armpit Bigfoot sightings. I’ll take my silky Autobahn to happiness. When the great Pit Wars are over, you’ll thank me for being on the right side of grooming history.

>>29280038
Who am I to argue with a retard

>>29279867
christ would you just shut up you gigantic fag? why did you even come here, just go make your own thread for hairy pits

>>29280038
way to go arguing with a fool. just post pits XD

>>29280157
>>29280143
This is now a hairy pit thread. Hairy pits reign supreme!

>>29280160
Last one. Your welcome

>>29279605
who is she?

>>29279680
Source?

>>29280160
listen man, we get it, you're gay. it's cool. no worries. just admit it and move on.

>>29280491
I'm not sure that's the same girl anon

>>29279630
really nice

>>29279537 (OP)
source?
i really wanna see this dumdum completely naked.
thanks in advance

>>29279651
Holy damn.

>>29281614
imagine having your neurons so burned out that you need *this* to fap
imagine having your neurons so burned out that you need to *record yourself like this*
please someone just shoot my brains out if I ever become so degenerate

>>29279648
perfection

>>29281614
This is not a ylyl thread

>>29279886
>Posts female chudjak with tattoos

I don't think you have a lot of room to talk about "busted"

Retarded fake safe horny fetish

>>29279537 (OP)
Wow what a nostalgia fap

>shaved
For me it’s hairy. But it depends on if they’re hot or sexy enough for it to look right. However I still mostly agree with you post. I don’t mind some stubble EITHER!!!!!!

Have you guys ever tried armpit sex?

>>29283236
>depends on if they’re hot or sexy enough for it to look right
Congrats, you don't have a hairy armpit fetish

>>29281932
Her name is Sabrina Nichole.

>>29283975
>>29284203
Who is that?

>Comes the lesbians
>Removes list from watchlist

>>29285741
noo please noooo

>>29280130
sauce?

>>29280157
Whooooo

only good thread I've seen on /gif/ since they cucked the board