Thread 29279669

Hey!

>Two weekends ago i met this asian girl
>i fucked her raw the same night
>next day i eat her out
>eat her out for about 2 hours
>edging her 70+ times
>she cums two times
>next day she text me all about how amazing it was, best ever, begs be to do it again.
>do the same couple days later, and then a couple days later
>two days ago she asked me what my fantasy was, she wanted to let me live it
>ive done pretty much everything
>only thing i want to see her do is deepthroat, ill ask her to do it
>but i cant think of anything else crazy, since ive done most shit

Asking my bros at 4chan
Whats some super hot rare shit you always wanted to get done to you?
Ill ask and do it for you through me tonight in 4 hours.

>>29279669 (OP)
Get her to play with your cum
make her keep in in her mouth while you're going down on her so that she can taste it while she's having an orgasm

>>29279702
who's this?

>>29279669 (OP)
ive always wanted to put a funnel in a girls ass and pour vodka in there. have her hold it in, and then fuck her in either hole until all the vodka comes out her ass.

I would love to fuck my gf in front of strangers, we talked about going to swinger clubs but in my mind these places are all packed with weird, out of shape boomer. My fantasy is kind of like that Eyes Wide Shut party: classy, fairly in shape people, lots of voyeurism. And of course I'd love for a random girl to join. We already spoke about streaming but she's shy, I think I need to take it very slowly.
>>29279692
>>29279697
hot shit, any idea where I could get a hook system like that first one?

>>29279669 (OP)
since you claim to have done everything and are asking for off the board suggestions

>cum in her mouth
>she doesn't swallow
>she goes to the gorcery store and buys stuff
>comes back
>opens her mouth she hasn't swallowed yet
>then swallows

Basically make her go run an errand with your cum in her mouth.

i wanna burn their skin with melted chocolate, then eat it when it gets colder

Get her to take the dogs cock obviously

>>29279789
this is an amazing idea, for guys with just a regular girl, how do I work her up to doing something like this?

>>29279669 (OP)
Tell her to do some fucked up race play even if that's not your thing. You deserve something huge in return man

>>29279683
Godtam! That burst out of her mouth while she's still going!

Keep then going, im taking a shower now and starting to get ready.

>>29279762
Easy eay to get alcohol poisoning. One beer at 5% alcohol can reall mess you via butt chug.

Even half a shot rectally could produce severe intoxication in some people, and a full shot could absolutely cause alcohol poisoning, unconsciousness, respiratory depression, or death — regardless of tolerance. So I'd recommend a wine cooler.
>>29279825
Have her give bj, tell her when youre gettimg close, whisper done swallow i wana see it. Blow load, she shows you, then confidently say, now holding it in your mouth go get the mail/ soda at the store. I wana see it when you come back.
In my version l want to fill her mouth, then eat her out and she can only swallow to tell me shes going to cum. In my head l want her throat and pussy tonbe fully engaged when she cums

>met this asian girl
>i fucked her raw the same night
literally this. you can ask her to wear some black lipstick if you are going to fuck her throat

>>29279689
Swiss people are all dysgenic mountain goblins. Attractive Swiss girls dont even exist

>>29279669 (OP)
>but i cant think of anything else crazy, since ive done most shit
You're not thinking creatively enough

have her fill her stomach with liquid till its ready to burst, hang her head off the corner of the bed, then deepthroat and hold it there while you piss down her throat till theres no where for it to go and explodes out around your cock like a geyser. Shell be a mess and you'll be harder then ever before.

feels amazing, is humiliating and sadistic, dominating and renders her a brainless fleshlight for your pleasure. Checks all the boxes and youll cum. lol.

Have you fucked all her friends?

Butt plug in public with a skirt and no panties, dress with remote control vibrator, cum walk. My girl loves going on a plane with my cum still in her ass or dried on her chin

My fantasy is to knock up as many women as humanly possible, even ugly or fat ones. The idea of my genetic material floating around everywhere turns me on

>>29279669 (OP)
Men are actually able to squirt similarly to how women can (it's actually piss but hear me out)

Immediately after you cum, if the head of your dick continues to have continued intense stimulation, you'll have repeated orgasms. But instead of cum, your body expels whatever's in your bladder

in JAV it shows up as male squirting, but in western porn, I've only seen it done by nacho vidal in some random BTS footage

Craziest shit was a fwb explaining this to me and then forcing me to go along with it. If you're not used to it, it's going to be rough the first time, but they're the most craziest feeling orgasms I've felt despite years of debauchery

Tell her to invite a female friend over who would be potentially down for a threesome. The play here is if the friend is down, your girl has to be your helper. She has to push her friends hips back on you, lick your balls while your fucking her friend, lick the cum off her friend, etc. If the friend is hesitant or not totally sold, invite the friend to watch you fuck your girl. While fucking, talk dirty to the friend and encourage her to finger herself or come help you by slapping your girls ass or pulling her hair. If the friend is a hard pass and leaves, talk shit to your girl while you fuck her about what a massive slut she is for agreeing to do that and how the friend is probably telling all her friends about the white guy who dicked her down so hard that she has lost her mind.

>>29279726
Hot! Great idea

>>29279669 (OP)
Let her peg you

>>29280469
I'm bisexual and I'd say that would be an enormous waste of this opportunity. Anal takes time to learn to enjoy, and usually an actual cock (and being massively turned on) makes a big difference. Unless she's a sex witch and a total freak it will quickly turn awkward instead of hot.
No this has to be something like, "I want you to wear this huge butt plug out in public while you try on new dresses and other sexy things and then later we fuck in the park where strangers can see" type crazy shit.
I liked the other ideas, cum eating is hot. Maybe you should look into shibari and a magic wand.

>>29279782

I have the same fantasy, to fuck my wife in front of an audience that isn't a bunch of creepy boomers. It's hard to find an audience. Most women we've found want to join in and I've explicitly said they wouldn't be participating.

>>29279669 (OP)
get another girl and have one eat your ass and the other deepthroat Adriano style
>>29280429
these are good ideas as well

Cum + kegel trainer in pussy. Plug in ass.
Above-the-knee skirt, no panties.
Dildo gag in mouth under mask. She's Asian so it wouldn't be too odd for her to wear a mask in public.
Hand her $100 and have her go shopping for lingerie. Send you changing room pictures.

She'll jump you for round two when she gets home, guaranteed.

>>29279789
>she returns with cum in her mouth
>but it's different cum
How's that for a shocking twist

>>29279682
Wish this had sound

>>29279669 (OP)
Definitely not for everyone, but overstimulation (before and after orgasm) is wild. Finally gotten my girl to be comfortable with tying me up, relentlessly polishing my cock, and giving me post orgasm torture.

>>29280420
Getting close to bringing this up too. Have done some male squirting on my own, but it's difficult to do without a partner. If this girl is down for anything OP, some forced pissing is what I would do.

>>29279669 (OP)
Wanted to try some piss play with an ex of mine, but she was not interested at all. However, she is the type of woman who is convinced squirt is not piss. She was into cum play, so I asked her to lick up her the puddle she left. She did it without hesitation and it was super hot.

1. 3way MFM
2. 3way FMF
3. 4some MFMF
4. Fudk in public places

I have a girl that basically lets me do anything I want as well. Fucked and cum on and in her in every way possible. I think we are going to try fucking in public next, at a sex club with an audience.

Anal.

I've done it, but it was the way I did it that made it hot for me. Put some towels on the bed and started giving my wife a back rub with massage oil. One thing led to another and we were both naked, my dick was all between her cheeks. We had both legally used marijuana prior, and had some relaxing music on. Candles and all that shit.

She just stuck her ass up a little, so I pushed my cock down while she settled back down. Then she moved her hips and took me in a little at a time. I focused real hard on keeping the back rub going. By the end she could take me fully in and moaned when she felt me cum.

She loves it, probably because she knows what it does to me. She doesn't ask for anal. She asks for a back rub or complains that her back hurts. She can have the lead as far as I'm concerned.

Another is getting throated in a 69. She does that too. Says it feels good when I moan and she's on my face.

>>29279669 (OP)
As men, if we are not mentally disturbed, we are quite simple and all our stuff is pretty "mechanical"
Is she/you are into bondage, toys... ?

>>29279762
I'm only mentioning this because I'm sure there are some retarded zoomies who would actually believe this is a good idea. Pouring straight vodka in your ass is a very easy way to kill yourself.

>>29279669 (OP)
Have her secured to furniture while you service her best friend.

>>29281413
My wife deepthroats me like a fucking champ when we 69. I'm talking her nose touches the base of my balls deep. Feels fucking incredible. This happens whenever she cums, but I haven't been able to time me cumming at the same time straight down her throat, so it's still on my to-do list.

>>29280612
>get another girl and have one eat your ass and the other deepthroat Adriano style
For me this was just confusing and annoying.

>>29279669 (OP)
Have her get a friend or several friends over and make them do an ass tower and let you alternate between all holes. If not down for that kinda stuff then enjoy public sex, or just beating the shit out of them. But she sounds vanilla so probably something that will take time.

>>29279669 (OP)
lmao what is this fucking virgin larp
>i've done everything
>but haven't done something so basic as deepthroating

hahah fucking hell you pathetic piece of shit

>>29281132
I watched their vids a long time ago. She doesn't make a single peep in any of them.

>>29279669 (OP)
>What is your fantasy
Not my fantasy but I need advice. I'll try n greentext maybe it'll read easier
>recently divorced, abusive woman im a mess
>getting over it, therapist suggests "finding myself again" and "stepping out of comfort zone"
>no sex in a year, depressed, not even trying
>peruse personals out of boredom (not going to apps yet coz not really serous)
>obvious scams everywhere, especially w4m personals. Bounce around laughing at them all
>find some legit ones, one wife requesting "help" with an mmf.
>not into dudes, or threesomes never considered mmf, declined an ffm when I was younger (they were gross)
>think of what therapist said
>decide to on a whim respond saying I could probably help, asking for details
>actually get a response from the husband, with short details
>never expected what he said or ever considered doing anything like that
>explains his wife has a fantasy where a man fucks his ass and creampies him while he fucks her.
>last thing I wanted to hear
>for some reason, im rock hard and tell him im down.
>he sends pics of both of them, saying she wants to see what I look like first
>dude is all muscles and like 230lbs
>she's probably like 150lbs, thin
>im close to her build.
I sent pics and asked about when they want to do this. Also explained this isn't something id ever considered doing but for some reason I want to to this this one time, but I might back out.

What should I do?

Have her eat your ass while she Titty fucks you.
You'd be on all fours.
Pee in her mouth
Pee in her butt
Have her fart in your face
let her use a toy on your ass
Have her swallow and keep going until you cum again no matter how much you squirm
If you're a sadist, whip her, candles, clamps etc.
Don't shower for a day or two and have her inhale your ball funk
Whatever you do, walk away from this weekend smiling

>>29279669 (OP)
Fuck a complete stranger. Not like talking for a day or two and going on a date for two hours. Talking to someone, setting up a date very quickly, fucking them within 5 minutes of meeting.

>>29281132
>>29282424
Yes she definitely does.. they're out there. When she's getting fucked in missionary she's noisy as hell. In mating press I think she's just so overwhelmed all you here is grunting.

>>29280556
Bro you have us here duhh we’d all watch that shit

>>29283100
Sauce

Hottest fantasy? I want someone to finish working up a sweat on a treadmill getting super sweaty without deodorant and I want to fuck them getting it all over my body while pile driving or jackhammering them and shooting cum right up against their cervix. Ideally they wouldn’t be shaven anywhere either. I have a treadmill here and have been tempted to ask but there’s no way to ask without it being weird. I want to see the sweat glisten all over their body while I shoot my load as far into them as I can. (7.5 inch cock btw) just thinking about it turns me on.


Also I didn’t date them long enough to take it as far as I would have liked but I got an ex to watch porn and it was fun seeing her get turned on looking at people jerking off in compilation videos while I fucked her. Ideally I would have like them to fuck a really large dildo while tied up that vibrates while they watch something. I’m already pretty large but it’s just hot to “overload” someone. I put a vibrator in their ass a few times and I think if we did that plus a really large dildo with the right porn they would have gone full coomer and it would have been fun to watch.

>>29282591
>Have her fart in your face
I had this happen to me 2x eating pussy. The 2nd time, I fucking swallowed it. Then sat up, and burped it out. It smelled like a fart. A fucking fart came out of my mouth.

>>29280385
Based Faustian Spirit

>>29279669 (OP)
By some miracle I have a solid 3 month fling with a gal that asked me to use her in her sleep whenever I wanted. "I want you to wake me up and use me, even if I complain. Command me to take you." Every night unless I was really tired. I'd wake up at 2 or 3 night, drool on my hand and lube the tip of my cock up a bit. Gently pull her shorts down then crawl over her and position my tip just at her entrance before pushing in. Some nights she'd be on her back, others on her stomach. Whatever the case, she would always Moan loudly with her eyes wide open, I'd pin her arms down with mine and tell her to be a good girl. She would start to gush immediately prompting me to start fucking her as relentlessly as I needed to deposit a fresh load inside her. Life pulled us apart in the end and I will always think of her. But I'm glad we experienced such a passionate, depraved sex life.

I recommend somno to everyone here. Once in your life just try it.

>>29282425
Ask if she can suck you off first to get you hard if not you can back out

>>29279669 (OP)
>met this girl
where does one actually meet women like this? dating sites? bars? I rarely meet women naturally with the jobs/hobbies I've had so idk where to start

>>29283208
Online, try tumblr but you have to be genuine and active, don't shy away from real kinky shit but throw in your actual vanilla hobbies and eventually other people including the freaky girls will gravitate towards you, you'll find someone.

>>29281704
I was dating someone a few years back and she knew a female friend of mine I introduced her to, and she knew she and I had been fuck buddies for a long time. I wasn’t able to make it happen because of scheduling conflicts and logistics but I knew they both found eachother attractive, and I knew they would have been down for a threesome. But I wanted them to scissor eachother with my cock (7.5 inches) in the middle as foreplay idk if it would even work but it’s an idea I had and I’m sure if I didn’t cum for a few days it would have made me cum if it’s a possible sex position. I also had an idea of fucking my old fuck buddy and having my at the time gf stroke my balls/lick them and for he to watch me cum in my friends because I knew she would have gone for it. But again just scheduling conflicts and life got in the way. Still bugs me today it didn’t happen. Still get hard thinking about it sometimes.

>>29279697
Fuck this is really hot, is there sauce?

>>29279676
anyone have the source?

amputee

>>29279682
Is your fantasy to be fat and fuck a woman lazily?

>>29282425
YOLO

make her swallow your pee and then clean up your cheesy dick

>>29283947
sauce ???

>>29279702
SAUCE????

Meet up again with the girl who cheated on me. She apologizes to me. We go to bed. She gives me rimming and I fart right in her face. I get dressed and leave.

>>29283128
Source?

And then everyone clapped

>>29279669 (OP)

Watch Jeopardy with her and berate her if she doesn’t answer correctly.

>>29279669 (OP)
Personally going down on her like that would be my fantasy thanks to my depraved oral fixation.
Only next step would be to have her on all fours and do the same but eating her ass the whole time until she eventually cums for that stimulation. Only touch the vagina ever so lightly just to make sure she is associating it with pleasure and see if you can train her to cum just from getting her ass eaten alone

>>29279669 (OP)
MFM or MMF with her and a hairless skinny twink

>>29284181
https://www.blacktowhite.net/media/bbc-domination.182059/

chances are she wants to do something and hopes you say it first. maybe anal?

i would like her to suck me off and finger my prostate, and to actually suck the cum out as it pumps when i orgasm.

>>29280010
>meets filipino hag and fucks her
>thinks he can project this on all asian women despite finding incels like him disgusting

LOL cope you right wing cuck

Okey, so i met her last night.

We did two things i wanted too, i dont want to push it too far right away but it was a great start. Going to push the limit next time with something a little bit more demanding.

We did deepthroating first.
The mouth and throat on her is not very large, so it was hard! She was spitting, gagging and pushing her head and throat hard down on my cock in 69 for a good 15 minutes before i suddenly felt a tiny "pop" past the uvula. Actually made me jump a bit because it was tight as hell. She jumped aswell and i told her it was ok, she did a good job and the fun starts now. She kept going and god damn, the feeling from going past the uvula again and again was so f'ing good. Had to slow her down several times. Anyway, she got it all the way down and i came in her mouth. Im doing it again on friday!

The second this was her giving me a rimjob after i came in her mouth. Amazing feeling after a good orgasm.
You should all try it after you cum. Just lay there on the bed, ass up and half asleep.

>>29283208

I do martial arts (kick boxing) and i have a few friends (girls) and thats herr i met her.

We sometimes go out (friends in the club) and take a drink and play games, and one of the girls imvited her to join us, and we started talking while playing board games with the rest of the group

>>29284031
It is mine. I already have the fat part down.

>I want to brainwash a girl to rewire her so she feels pleasure and arousal ONLY at my will.

>For instance, I would have her in the room, naked and collared, to act as a glorified fluffer that prepares other girls for me, her Master, always made to edge and kept on edge... just because, that is what I want of her, and this is the only thing that gives her pleasure, and the most pleasure.

>She would get aroused from feeling herself slip deeper and deeper into depravity as she tries to win my approval

>Getting nastier and nastier

>The the lower and more depraved she gets, the hornier she becomes

>Pain, humiliation, filth, sweat... whatever it takes, she will do whatever it takes because, she is wired to get turned on by response to it and love it.

>>29280385
That’s my go to harem fantasy as well. I want to make sure they are pregnant before I move on to the next.

>>29285119
Ricecel seething lmao

>>29284033
Im seriously considering doing this. Actually my mind is made up. Unless I get cold feet im gonna have anal sex with a man for his wife's pleasure. 2 years ago i was a family man. Wtf is my life now

>>29285642
Says the guy jerking off to and fetishizing other dudes' dick sizes lmfao
You need a mirror, faggot

>>29279825
It wouldn't work. You generate saliva in your mouth at a fair rate and you naturally swallow it unconsciously. If you didn't you'd be dribbling all the time.
Sounds fun but kind of retarded in practice.

>>29283125
It can be fun
>college late 2000's
>Halloween weekend
>started with a youth sized firefighter coat and hat from the party store
>ended up with sexy fireman look after cutting the sleeves off
>I go with my roommate to off campus party
>big intersection with two part crosswalk right by the party house
>I run across
>buddy got stuck in the middle of the road
>I stop to wait for him
>we, of course, shout bants over traffic
>he needs to train cardio more, I need to work on my bench, that kinda thing
>some girl breaks away from her group walking to the party
>blonde, breezy short semi see through white dress, white wings, and a plastic tiara
>bargain bin sexy fairy
>stops to talk to me while I wait for my buddy
>apparently its very gentlemanly of me and I'm a good friend
>ask if she's a fairy
>points to the tiara and emphasizes Queen of the Fairies
>joke that I'm too tall to be Oberon
>she replies that I'm better looking too
>for you non-/lit/fags Oberon is the King of the Faries in A Midsummer Night's Dream and he's very short but supernaturally handsome
>tell her that I played Puck (another fairy in the play) when we read the play in English class
>"Well, Puck, do you want to fuck?"
>held out my arm and led her back across the crosswalk back to her dorm
>passed my buddy in the road and she said she'd send me back in the morning
>he spent the whole party telling everyone about how I picked up a girl before even making it through the door
>friends all thought I had game
>I just said yes to a pretty girl
sure is something fun about knowing basically nothing about who you're fucking

>>29279669 (OP)
Fuck her throath, cum in her mouth but have her not swallow. Just have her sit there with cum in her mouth until you're hard again, then fuck her and cum in her mouth again. Either repeat again depending on how horny you are, mix in some a2m if you want to be extra degrading. Then make her swallow two or more loads at the same time.

>>29282425
kek you fucking gay ass faggot retard, kys is the way to go here

There's some pretty bizarre stuff here. I'd go for a freeuse weekend. She comes to your place Friday and doesn't wear clothes until she leaves on Sunday. A living sex doll.

Fucking Wew lads, not a single one of you noticed that this is a blatant ai bot post. Humans are truly cooked i guess.

If your average 4chan user no longer has any critical thinking then we are truly lost kekles.

>>29283208
The finding part is difficult and semi-random
>wife is more and more curious about a ffm
>wants to scissor and try double dildos, breast play, etc
>unsure if she could handle seeing the other girl get fucked
Seems like a bad idea to me but she keeps bringing it up and cumming to the idea while fucking. Probably beside the point because finding the right girl may as well involve winning the lottery.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side and a few curves to love. I'm all about those late-night chats where I can turn up the heat and see just how far I can take things. I thrive on getting guys excited, and trust me, I know how to push all the right buttons. Meeting people face-to-face can be a bit daunting for me, so I'm all in when it comes to the fun of texting. If you're looking for some steamy conversation and want to have a good time, hit me up! Just add me on the app with this username: E mmic k-o-q (don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to see where the fun takes us!

>>29279669 (OP)
fake and fucking gay. as FUCK. holy shit kill yourself tonight

>>29283217
>>29285226
>>29287945
thx bros

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side and totally love to take the lead during those flirty convos. There's something thrilling about teasing guys and watching them squirm while I enjoy myself too. I'm pretty much always ready for some fun (definite total flirt vibes!), but I get a bit anxious in social settings, so meeting up isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all in for fun chats; it's just way more relaxed for me! Hit me up on my favorite app: Em-m i b l ok z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect and have some steamy chats together!

>>29279682
thread ruined.

Literally and actually kill yourself, niggerfaggot nigger dick loving faggot piece of pig shit.

>>29283947
I used to work with a guy who was amputated at the wrist. On every night out he'd talk about how girls love fucking his stump and had videos of him ramming it up various different girls pussys and even up one fat girls ass. Was some wild shit

>>29279669 (OP)
>>29279726
Have her walk around with cum in her hair or puddle of cum in her panties.

I have these 2 lesbian good friends. One is incredibly hot and the other is more dykish but has secretly great body. I dream of them wanting a three-way with me. I made chat bots of them and played it out. Its probably the best I can get

>>29290338
Where do you make chat bots? How's that work

>>29290703
Here's one that works in your browser with no account

https://perchance.org/ai-chat

Just write up the characters and set up a starting scenario and then go.

There's a few more that I have free apps for on my phone. No ads and might require an account. Chub, agnaistic, and fictionlab. They may have pc versions but idk.

>>29279669 (OP)
Tell her you want to fuck her after she has proven to you she has just ovulated.

>>29290703
>>29290748
samefag

Clean shaven girl wearing underwear and throwaway short jeans sitting on my face while pissing while I slurp her pee through her pants, then halfway tear her pants up/off and continue suckling her pee out through her underwear, then tear her underwear off and finish slurping it straight from her slit.

Sadly, this won't ever happen.
Got close once but despite willing the girl couldn't make herself pee. Ohwell.

>>29279669 (OP)
Want wife to get double teamed by the two very young neighborhood yard boys who always ask to do work at my house. Drunkenly told her about it one time and she said it would be hot. Rewarding them for their hard work.

>>29279669 (OP)
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

Have her jerk you off while some other girl sucks/licks your balls, all till you cum. Also, make a vid out of it to share with the boys

>>29279676
>11/10 bj
>its always a tranny
Is this God's cruelest joke?

>>29281203
I mean, it is but it isnt. A little different mixture than straight piss.

>>29285119
get a load of this guy LOL... LMAO even
buttmad that asian women prefer the BWC