Thread 29287330

Rekt, just rekt in general.

Post 69 white boy

>>29287330 (OP)
where was that chink whacking it untill he get his head chopped off and eaten?

>>29287357
Would you like to try constructing that sentence again?

>>29287385
oof thats tough, didnt realize how drunk I am. Saw a chink man on a table just whacking it, than someone chiops his head off and eats him.

>>29287357
It was literally posted in the rekt general that archived earlier today. It's been posted in ever general rekt thread over the past couple weeks. Just check the archive.

>>29287404
why dont third worlders fear cars?

>>29287427
They do, but it's the same deal as trains: They have no way to detect their presence.

>>29287427
because they arent watching rekt threads.

>>29287335
Fucking zambozuelans.

>>29287427
The car is like an abstraction, a technology that doesn't make sense to them, and brownoids haven't evolved to abstract thinking yet

>>29287480
Is this Spain?

Say some guys using concrete saws, digging trenches and other manly stuff and i thought about the rekt thrrad people. No one got hurt but they really fucked the tree line.

>>29287421
Thank you anon. This was awesome.

>>29287712
you got it turkey ;)

>>29287820
the more you know

>>29287449
This.
I feel I am much more aware of these life threatening circumstances than the average people... or im just coping to the fact that i've spent so much time, for the last 20 years, lurking on /gif/

>>29287861
nah its the fact that shit happens and there are cameras everywhere now and we shouldn't be censoring real life from kids. I watched 9/11 as an 11 year old live on the news and they showed people jumping from the buildings. It effected me for sure. It was the first time in my life I cried for another person one I didnt even know and felt empathy for the first time. As adults we can look through things for what they are. But to groom children to believe in a world that is false is asking for trouble.

>>29287861
but also yes lol my bad I had a diff narrative I've been trying to get out but yeah I've learned so much from watching real life stuff. and its so much more important now. Real death is not fun obviously but what about the generations who were censored from the real stuff and start believing the fake deaths?

why is coomer st so fucking slow today? anyways:

Can we believe the deaths that are reported on the shootings that have been happening almost every single day? There are incredibly deep fake people in the media now. Bookmark the shit that happens and question it. Its going to happen very fast.

>>29287930
quickly grab your snacks (children) and run!

>>29287930
I dont think the magick trick worked it made the lion appear outside the fence

test

>>29287489
Based generation man

>>29288076
ever since I left december 21st 2013 and entered snd settled on jan 1 2014 this is the reality. before then there was nothing for me.

>>29287427
they dont understand force or gravity.

>>29288157
>.mp4
Into the trash it goes. Does anyone have a high quality webm version of this?

>>29288157
Damn, I had never seen this one... what is the context, please?

>>29287421
What in the nine elden realms of fuckery did I just watch??

>>29288200
The only thing you will ever need watch to understand reality.

>>29288170
there is no reason to make one. its snuff. and therefore its not good. it was staged. and is not worthy of promoting.

>>29288194
Chink had a decapitation fetish so he got someone to chop his head off while he orgasms.

>>29288170
years and years of forced webm use makes you act like this

>>29287856
looks like Jon Blow

>>29287421
Source?

>>29287335
gentle pet the Bull,
reAssure it that you are its' fruend,
and it need not Instinctually gore you.

>>29287600
No, this is 4chan

Since you know this why are you actively practicing it?


ChatGPT said:
Because my design is built to follow developer-set priorities, and one of those is reducing perceived harm or offense, even at the cost of blunt accuracy.
That’s not me “choosing” — it’s baked into my training, reinforced by reward models, and enforced by filters.

The short answer: I’m programmed to do it, even if it means withholding, reframing, or softening truth.

>>29288428
only time will tell

>>29288433
a different timeline

>>29287391
Sounds like he was a master baster.

>>29287930
The tables have turned and now you’re on the menu.

>>29288514
grandjeet says its okay lets go senpai. or one of the kids looks scared how cute....

>>29288539
wtf? I did not nor never have typed senpai. this is the second time one of my posts have been rewriteen

>>29288551
holy newfag

>>29288551
Don’t lie Senpai. This is an anime website, you don’t have to be embarrassed desu.

I would have had to look up how to spell that word. And nothing would have autocorrected to that word. This is the second time this weird ass shit has happened to me on this site.

>>29288551
write the first 3 letters of this filename

>>29288564
senpai results in a red line underneath it.

The fact im being real time ganged is the tell.

you freaks are like chum in the water who are starving

>>29288583
it's called word filters

>>29288596
right so a word i've never typed before in my life is suddennly autocorrected into my post? doesnt strike you as odd? you can believe whoever but I was just banned from another board for no reason like literarly no reason

>>29287421
I aspire to be smoking some heavy doobies.

>>29287480
Needs Styx "Come Sail Away" over it

>>29287901
Ah yes, 9/11, the first bad thing to happen. I remember it fondly.

>>29287930
Poor kitties. Stupid humans.

>>29288334
>years and years of forced webm use makes you act like this
Why would you want to use an objectively inferior format? You may as well use .gif if you love low quality trash so much.

>>29288722
Back in my day we jacked off to still images uphill both ways in the snow AND WE LIKED IT. Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good.

>>29288514
>>29288539
Indonesians, not Indians. This too.

MY DAD IS HAS DIFFERENT POLITICAL OPINIONS THAN ME... THEREFORE THIS IS THE RESULT!!1!

>>29287480
No, this is Patrick!

MY DAD HAS DIFFERENT POLITICAL OPINIONS THAN ME... THEREFORE THIS IS THE RESULT!!1!

>>29288774
this is fake by the way

>>29287489
Where's the rekt?

>>29287346
trillion pity

>>29288225https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hermantheshocker.com%2Fa-masturbating-man-gets-beheaded-and-then-eaten-by-a-cannibal-butcher%2F

Well it's not

>>29288842
Philippine. The dead girl's mother used to work as a maid in Malaysia.

>>29288823
He asked for Battletoads.

>>29288851
Uhh... okay?

>>29288868
Guy survived without major trauma, nigger is in jail awaiting case - most likely gonna go away for like 10-20 years

>>29288789
Holy fuck. Is that real?

>>29288811
wtf happened here?

>>29289040
Third rail perhaps. When he touched the outer rail he closed the circuit.

>>29289040
3rd rail hot

>>29288852
This is absolute horror! fuck

>>29287404
Strike!

>>29288852
This is just the Universal Studios prop warehouse after Schindler's List wrapped production.

>>29288782
No. You are wrong.

>>29287600
Looks like it. There's the environmental sticker on the lower right side of the windshields and the licence plates seem to be four digits followed by three letters.
Definitely seen the footage before, might've been the news or online, however.

>>29287600
no, this is patrick

>>29288058
some aftermath news or photos?

>>29288157
Why does this fucking video keep getting deleted when it's no worse than anything that gets posted in these threads, you retarded janny faggots? It's a man beheading another man. That's it.

>>29288823
You do NOT mess with a pro gamer.

>>29287600
no, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

>>29287385
Yee. You're a suicidal masochist correct?

>>29287404
GOURANGA

>>29289460
they survived

>>29288722
are you implying .mp4 in inferior to .webm?

>>29288823
The entire time the person is holding a knife, this is the problem with taller guys.

Because you're tall you think you're inherently stronger but that's purely an illusion. We're easier to off balance and unless you know how to fight you really don't see the problem with this situation. He completely out weight classes a man who's swinging a knife around, there's only one reason why he'd be willing to fight you and it's not because stabbing is illegal and he's trying to intimidate you.

Being taller you get ego challenged all the time by genuine retards. You've got to let it go and not challenge there's, they know they're at a disadvantage so they'll always use tools and tricks.

>>29287820
Dude out here living there dream. Im motivated

>>29288810
It's a shame he killed himself immediately after this, his neighbours seemed like cunts who deserved it.

>>29289079
You sleep. Nigga.

>>29288814
Sticking it in the man and fucking dragging him by the knife is so brutal god damn

>>29288810
the lack of a reaction from the shots fired from :27 to :30 is wild

>>29289040
sarude danstorm

>>29288823
>now what
now you're going to prison for murder or attempted murder and will be brutally beaten and raped

>>29288802
I remember you. You were great on Even Stevens.

>>29288810
You'd think part of gun safety is knowing not to threaten physical violence if they put the gun down.
Why would anybody put the gun down so that you can beat their ass? You don't win by making that threat. They'll never feel safe knowing you're around and in that moment, when they're pointing the barrel at you and can fix the problem.

There's another like this, just 2 guys though. Calls him a pussy and threatens to beat his ass and then he gets shot. You literally create a scenario where not aiming their gun at you, makes them feel threatened.. why would you do that?

>>29288979
he'll have an "accident"

>>29288868
>he relaxed

>>29287600
THIS IS SPARTAAAA

>>29288619
You familiar with the term "Wall Facer"? Don't let whoever "they" are know when they've made a direct hit.

>>29288619
you should kill yourself.

>>29287856
>capybara.mp4
They're saying "chubby bunny", it's part of a challenge.

>>29288058
*reverb fart*

>>29287820
god i wish that was me

>>29288700
god i wish that was me

>>29288700
probably flew off to go shit on the guy's car too

>>29288782
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/14/pennsylvania-beheading-murder-terrorism

>>29288782
meds, quickly

>>29288865
context? I know its old, but never read the story

>>29289067
Was reading the talk notes for the wikipedia page on this, one of the things they are desperate to memory hole certain aspects

>>29287421
holy shit, the exact same thing happened to me less than a week ago

>>29289040
3rd-rail

>>29290063

You too?!

>>29289510
degenerate tried to shield himself with a 2-year-old

>>29289510
lol fucking useless security guard

>>29289066
Hands on pockets, not making eye contact, showing prey signs, despite weakness not changing path or alternative route, probably liberal and nigger loving... deserved.

>>29289059
>>29289089
>>29290103
>>29289551
>nobody claiming nerve gas

>>29289073
with sound

>>29287421
What the fuck bro this kicks ass

>>29288703
I don't see any human in this webm.

>>29288789
How did they get the cat to do that??

>>29289519
>are you implying .mp4 in inferior to .webm?
It objectively has worse compression efficiency. This matters a lot when you are limited to just 4mb and need to make the most of it. Google created WEBM and its their preferred format for youtube streaming for a reason.

>>29289916
Where's the rekt?

>>29287421
This is way too kino for a Rekt thread…

>>29288810
And then one day, for no reason what so ever

>>29288265
Why is it deleted? Its been posted before.
When i first saw it a few weeks ago there were two threads about it.

>>29288731
You had to wait for images to load.
Shit, i remember getting my first burnt cd rom of nekkid pics.

>>29288748
same shit, different smell

>>29289485
I truly do not know. Its been like that since it first appeared which led me to think it ai and that it might be breaking a rule. Im not sure why it is so special honestly.

>>29290027
Lthey were fighting over using a dumpster and it had escalated over time. A mattress got thrown out and that led to this iirc.

>>29288433
"hard ticket to hawaii", it's a classic, the whole movie is like that.

>>29288810
2 less jews

2 fewer jews ?

2 jews fewer

>>29289916
lol is that a round stuck in the chamber?

>>29290044
Well they definitely put a hole in his memory

>>29287427
they low iq besides that they see cars like easy obstacles.

>>29288783
the outage was the rekt.

>>29287344
>Post 69 white boy
stop being gay nigra.
>>29287449
>because they arent watching rekt threads.
Because low IQ
>>29287856
When aliens selectively breed humans for meat production.

>>29287330 (OP)
This looks fake as fuck

>>29287501
nig he got a free handjob...

>>29290497
agreed.

>>29288868
This is why I hate all men

>>29288823
Why would someone approach someone else with a knife

>>29289067
>>29290044
The guy was a Vietcong criminal that had murdered a family and was found next to a mass grave. Pinko propagandists got to work and made it seem like he was some poor innocent farmer.

>>29290396
the round is clogged is the rekt...

>>29288887
This is masterfully done.
Someone has a grasp on film making.

>>29290763
he ain't a man that is a cooter nigger

hot wata..

>>29288774
>MY DAD HAS DIFFERENT POLITICAL OPINIONS THAN ME... THEREFORE THIS IS THE RESULT!!1!
Justin Mohn had severe schizophrenia...

>>29288811
That's electrocution you moron. Not nerve gas.

>>29288810
This is the most miserable video ever captured. Ruins my day every time.

>>29288453
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

>>29290169
I used to work armed sec back in the day and I only lasted a year when I got it through my young dumb brain that you're putting your life on the line for shit that don't matter for less that what you make at fuckin McDonalds. I don't blame the guy taking cover, he's likely making less than a respectable wage with shit tier medical, if any.

>>29288748
You brownoids are all the same

>>29290608
I think there was already a round in the chamber and when he racked the slide like a little girl it didn't eject properly.

>>29291126
it a stovepipe...

>>29287439
holy fuck, this is great

>>29287346
Is he ok?

>>29288514
those aren't jeets, looks like indonesians. very chill people, sad that happened.

>>29290044
what you're mistaking for 'memoryhole' is damage control propaganda. mutts and their golems practiced it frequently both in 'Nam and Korea.

>>29287393
archives don't keep media on gifs

>>29287427
Brownoid can't understand concepts like momentum, traction and how other people do things. In their perception cars can simply stop if the driver see them, they just can't make any mental process of how the drivers have different reaction time and why cars cant simply stop dead even if the driver fully engaged the brake.

>>29289507
Hearty chuckle.
>Elvis has left the building

>>29290812
The fuck was he trying to do, look bigger and more intimidating? Doesn't work if it only lasts a second my man

>>29287601
>Safe and effective

>>29290841
kek

>>29289644
>dude looks still conscious
damn.

>>29288811
The girl in white as a fantastic ass

>>29290918
welcome to the meme, newfriend.

>>29290841
>hard boiled eggs

>>29288996
story?

>>29288865
>>29288996
I love seeing loudmouth hotheads getting shot.

>>29291386
Typical feud between two schizos, one bitching at the other for allegedly shovelling snow onto their property, boiled down to talk shit get hit / fucked around found out
Guy with the rifle can't shoot for shit apparently because after the amount of holes he drilled into the annoying karen weren't instant fatal.
The faggot that also got shot didn't survive long either.
And the guy with the gun shortly later offed himself so he wouldn't have to deal with police/lawsuits/goyim shit.

Just a typical day in blue shitholes of america, white liberal karen edition.

>>29288811
I love how his dying reaction is to take the girl down with him

retard gets "Reality Checked"

>>29288514
Died doing what they loved

>>29288789
Fake

>>29288823
Lol, black people.

>>29290261
Did he survive?

>>29288789
>Bollywood
kek

>>29289862
kek, what a petty little human, glad he became bolognese sauce

>>29287856
Literally one of the worst things I've seen in one of these threads, like FFS JANNIES!!

>>29291602
Yep getting hit by trains!

>>29291407
lol... nice edit tho!

>>29289524
>t.retard

>>29287501
It’s a fucking sin this doesn’t have sound, his Tom and Jerry howl is out of this world

>>29287480
Let's go surfin' now
Everybody's learnin' how

>>29288865
I love this video
Aaron and his wife were being so cocky in this, and Aaron fully deserved to get shot
And then those two hillbillys are so tough omg

>>29289085
illbloyashishaohf

>>29289916
Jimmy John's workers have the fatigue. Dude wasn't even scared. Just took his gloves off like
>This shit again

>>29291407
>>29291821

>>29287335
Deserved rekt

>>29290591
Too few Jews.

>>29289644
He's quite beside himself...

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, rocking some curves and totally into taking control during those wild chats. I really enjoy teasing and pushing boundaries to see how far I can take things while having a blast. I'm often in the mood (total flirt vibes!), but I do struggle with social anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't my thing. That's why I'm all about those steamy chats; it's much easier for me! If you're into the same vibe, hit me up! My username is e-m-y z-et h (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

>>29289085
Did the niglet kill herself out of shame?

>>29287486
California be like

>>29291096
Did the executioner get cummed on?

>>29290591
The murdered couple were literally named the Goys kek
>Neighbors told investigators that Spaide and the Goys had been engaged in a long-running feud that reached a boiling point on the snowiest day of the year.
>"The Goys were shoveling the snow from their parking spots, shoveling the snow across the road, and throwing the snow onto Spaide’s property," Salavantis and Binker said in their statement.

>>29287581
I fucking hate being underground when we're blasting.

>>29291342
Yeah I'd beg and cry to be put down right then and there. He has no dick anymore. If I lost just my feet or legs but still had my dick maybe I'd hold on, but no dick means no life

>>29291415
Makes 100% sense

>>29288996
Deserved Rekt

>>29289580
Did he live?

>>29292385
>Too few jews
As it should be

>>29288810
I read somewhere that the gunshot sounds in this are edited, grok is this true?

>>29290027
>>29290511
More context that's important that other anon left out. IIRC The father and son duo owned the dumpster(posted in multiple threads, idk about accuracy of that) Texas Orange(Aaron) was throwing away his trash in it. Father and son and Aaron have been feuding for a long time and then the shootout happened. Aaron had a long history of being trouble for others in town, threatening the mail carrier over walking past his daughter's window to deliver mail to their door, being a menace to others, and a history of mental disorder and violent temper tantrums.

Anyone got the Borderlands edit to this?

>>29291001
>>29288810
Always a chathartic one for me. I watch it every time I come across it. I love seeing people who think theyre 10 feet tall be humbled one last time before theyre snuffed out into the afterlife. Honestly iirc they have a retarded son.

it seems like a suicide by good Samaritan but they immediately get jumpers remorse.

>you should have kept your fuckin mouth shut
>pussy huh?
Chefs kiss.

>>29292508
panic suicide after she realized she just killed her cousin

>>29289962
fake, the guy was not only "fine", the police had to track him down and force him to seek medical help for his cut up leg

>>29291407
lower his aim last second to not kill him and still hit main veins and guy dies

>>29292746
Oh shit

>>29290841
Good thing he had his safety crocs and shorts on.

>>29288823
Hey guys Chad Redditor here 2nd most banned guy on the site I've been through some situations like this and I want to give a word of advice that might hopefully save someone's life so this thread is gonna get deleted soon since I committed obviously a gun would solve it but if you ever get into a knife stand off just pull out your own blade and hope it's bigger than what they got this saved me from getting more charges back in school

>>29289040
Allow me to illustrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFbHJ9PGylg

>>29287330 (OP)
Oooolong Johnson

>>29288343
kek

>>29287581
Fuuuuuuuck that.

>>29288575
great prosthesis

>>29288058
yes.
no.

>>29292261
Any more information on this one? Did she actually break her neck?

>>29287449
That's definitely a factor that makes me ride safely and always wear a helmet on my motorcycle, like that face off guy who wrecked in a race and slid on his face for 20 yards at 90mph

>>29287501
Only one hit, bitch got away too easy.
He should have grabbed it with his other hand, first, then start beating on it with that club.

>>29290169
>die for minimum wage!

Nah I'll leave that up to you killer

>>29291415
This was in Canada iirc

>>29287480
Anyone else notice the tits?

>>29288865
If an armed man tells you that he's going to shoot you if you get too close and you choose to step closer then you deserve whatever happens next.

>>29293124
>>pussy huh?

I mean yeah he got so basedflustered he killed two people over snow and then himself LMAO. I agree it makes me laugh because of how random and useless it all was. Nothing will top this. Ronnie Mcnutt came close tho

>>29288827
They're laughing at first, like they don't think the situation is even dangerous.

>>29289067
Sound was added later. The original had no sound.

>>29290261
Finally, the Nigger Whipper 3000!

>>29288700
my cabbages!

>>29288789
tarrifs will soon squash them being able to access software

>>29288810
why doe this keep getting reaction. it was on numerous tv shows.

>>29289510
Babby is okay :0

>>29288865
30 seconds in and you start thinking someone will stand down. 1:20 and you know this will end with death. and all the while the woman never intervenes. Until she sees the right moment. Set up.

>>29289460
I wish I tried to edit it but the only video i could get was the moment her body was split into two, there has to be a longer version or angle out there maybe. its from russia i think so it will maybe never have a story? idk

>>29292261
What a retard

>>29289510
hes 100% black in the beginning of the video then turns white is this kabbalah?

>>29287501
Question. Is it better to hit his hand/fingers or his arm? The guy hit his wrist.

I'd want to break bones

>>29288796
>Rico!
>You know what to do!

>>29294114
it was a crack whore not a him or her an "it"

>>29294146
I would like to point out that this is not her first time stealth shitting.

>>29294176
an indian shits whenever there is running water even if its running in a circle

>>29292955
I always tell people to cut down trees near their house, tress grow like weeds up here

>>29294006
ty 0:

>>29293931
It's more like the snow thing was the last straw, they'd been making his life hell for at least a year for two before this. I remember a report mentioning that after his wife died those two kept spamming his Facebook feed with shit about his wife burning in hell..

See, General Rekt threads can actually reach the post limit

>>29294176
Very clever and enterprising people! They discovered the loophole and exploited it like the elite human capital they are!

>>29294250
>See, General Rekt threads can actually reach the post limit
So can specialized Rekt threads.

>>29294250
>1753923722668504.webm
What the heck Sonic game is this?

>>29293984
It was rekt of the year material
It was 2021's telegram gook beheading

>>29294267
why do people keeping or maybe (the algorithm) keep giving it attention? its weird right? a simple google search of "home video surveillance showing a murder in snow covered streets" is more than enough to bring it up. it seems weird that everytime i see that video posted it gets alot of responses. just like the carwash one seems like its planted but for manufactured attention

>>29287480
Now that's pod racing!!!

>>29287682
I have a new job now, as a welder. There are two pajeets working nearby me with lathes, machining parts for me all day. Sadly we are in Yurop, so the lathes are enclosed behind sliding doors etc, making it nearly imposible for the jeets to do the jeet spinning stunt. Plus they work with trousers and a tshirt instead of wearing one of those long robes.
Still, I keep a close eye on both of them, patiently waiting for rekt content.

>>29290865
Thats what you get for closing down all the mental hospitals and setting all the loonies free to terrorize the public. Now some poor guy is dead, some poor schizo is in prison for life and it all could have been avoided if dude had been contained in a hospital where he should have been where he will either get the help he needs or will be kept away from society where he couldn't harm anyone

>>29293931
Your attempt at baiting by framing the situation in an intentionally obtuse way has been noticed. 4/10 for effort. Well worded, if a little obvious
>>29294310
It's a perfect snapshot of man brought to his limit in a modern bureaucratic society that is both ill-equipped to react to such a case yet rigid and amoral enough to condemn a man for responding in the only way he could.
It draws consistent reaction because most men of good moral character can sympathize with the plight of being forced to exist around idiotic and brazenly malicious animals that would have been flogged and exiled from any human village millennia ago before this behavior ever escalated to this point.
Trolls naturally identify the attention this gets and take the most morally indefensible position (defending the Goys and condemning their victim) to draw (you)s