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Anonymous No.29289113 >>29289191 >>29289538 >>29295109 >>29295270 >>29296521 >>29296822 >>29299106 >>29299958
Boats 'N Hoes
What is it about boats that brings out the ho in women? Post anything involving sex/nudism and boats
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Anonymous No.29289191 >>29289202 >>29290650 >>29296585
>>29289113 (OP)
its because of the implication
Anonymous No.29289202 >>29289319 >>29291627
>>29289191
>its because of the implication
What implication?
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Why no one has posted Paris Hilton yet??
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>>29289202

Money. Boats are fucking expensive to buy and even more expensive to maintain.
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>>29289156
Aletta Ocean before surgery is surreal to see.
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>>29289113 (OP)
You just know this is some bullshit French studio because of the condom
Anonymous No.29290356 >>29290460
>>29289361
Aletta OCean on the high seas
Phunny
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>>29290356
>Aletta OCean on the high seas
>Phunny
I see what you did there. Clever
Anonymous No.29290462 >>29290645 >>29291627
>>29289319
Correct. It's not hard to see, dunno why that guy is so dimwitted.
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>>29289319
are they? I saw some smaller ones online for 3k-11k
Anonymous No.29290489
>>29289538
>You just know this is some bullshit French studio because of the condom
Yeah, fuck the french. I can't believe Macron has a husband who most of the world thinks is a female. The Macron's are the French version of Barry and Michael Obama.
Sick, twisted fucking people in charge of things.
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>>29289319
>>29290462

wrong implication
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>>29289191
lmao came here to post this
Anonymous No.29290652 >>29291505
>>29290645
I believe it's correct. What do you think it is?
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>>29290652
https://youtu.be/zgUvwcU6P7I?si=lGBW0q8WmehohB9U
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its because of the implication anon
Anonymous No.29291627 >>29292382
>>29289202
>>29289319
>>29290462

It's an Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference. Honest I think the show explained it best though.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/PRlKjvYEeXo
Anonymous No.29292082
>>29289311
Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat
You won't go down 'cause my tits can float
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Anonymous No.29292097 >>29293164 >>29295215
>>29289377
You guys ever think how fucked up the human brain is for this not to be enough?
Like, there are levels of wealth where one can have a new set of lips around his cock every day for the rest of his life... and that's still not enough.
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>>29289118
oh my sauuuuuce?
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>>29291627
"Are we gonna hurt these women?"

"No... We won't have to... Because of the implication"
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>>29289209
Sauce? Who is glasses girl?
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Anonymous No.29293164 >>29294019 >>29295215 >>29295418 >>29296580
>>29292097
the richest people happen to be some of the most depressed because they end up with meaningless lives.
ironically, in the struggle to climb up there appears to provide more meaning. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy" because modern philosophy offers zero answers. there is only gloom for secular atheist faggots unless they can ever get their shit together
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>>29289127
I wonder what the writing on the one girl’s back says
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>>29289129
>permission to board, captain?
>permission granted
Anonymous No.29294019 >>29294236 >>29295418 >>29296099 >>29300834 >>29304065
>>29293164
It's hard to get one's shit together in a slowly decaying empire built on rot, cruelty, and inequality that has brought us now to a slow extinction event. But there are some people genuinely trying. And even more simply living quiet decent lives.

You'd never know it though if you never leave 4chan. Which is not to say you don't. Just pointing out this is an unhealthy echo chamber of right wing inbred seething white supremacists that glorify rape and sociopathy that is not representative of the general public.
Anonymous No.29294236 >>29294426
>>29294019
>Just pointing out this is an unhealthy echo chamber of right wing inbred seething white supremacists that glorify rape and sociopathy that is not representative of the general public.
lmfao where are these 'white supremacists that glorify rape and sociopathy' and how can i meet them?
the 'general public' is the fucking problem, utterly brainwashed. i'd say you are brainwashed too but you're just a disingenuous twat.

>built on rot, cruelty, and inequality that has brought us now to a slow extinction event.
>But there are some people genuinely trying
trying to fucking do what, send niggers to where white people are? when niggers couldn't build anything on their own regardless of what white people did?
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>>29294236
Uh every other thread on /gif/ is either about rape, or white people being the master race and faggots need to die. Same people who will then jerk off to interracial trans porn in the thread below it. You're fuckin in denial my man. Just like they are lol.

But you can't even respond to me about screeeeeeeee'ing about the niggers. So..... thank you for proving my point.

Guess I struck an inbred nerve.
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Hey, I'm a 22-year-old girl from the East Coast, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting playful during those late-night chats. One of my favorite things is teasing guys to the point of no return and having some fun in the process. I’m always in the mood for a little adventure (total wild side!), but I deal with some social anxiety which makes meeting people in person a bit tough. That's why I’m all about those flirty texts; they just vibe with me! Hit me up on that app where you can send me snaps: e m yze t-h (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). I promise I'm not a seller; I’m really just looking for some fun sexting buddies.
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>>29294426
You know you can filter threads you don't like, right?
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>>29289113 (OP)
Its public, out where anyone can see but at the same time nobody is around except a select few she wants
Anonymous No.29295215 >>29296112 >>29300834
>>29292097
It's not, it's basic biology, your brain adapts to new conditions in a few months, it's completely normal to want more.
>>29293164
I'm not rich by any means but I have a wealthy friend and I partecipated in some rich spaces and this isn't true at all.
Poor people cope by saying that "actually the rich are miserable and can't sleep at night" but the reality is that most of them are absolutely as happy as a human being can be, if they fuck 18yo pussy every other week behind their wife's back (which 99% of the times they actually know and don't care) it's not because they are so evil and sad that they cope with sex or whatever you retards may think, it's simply because they want to.
If they want to amass more wealth, it's because they simply want to. Most ultra rich people are genuinely happy working, they love it and they love the grind and making money and that's why they do it 12 hours a day 7 days a week.
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>>29289113 (OP)
Its pretty obvious, women especially with the taking over of social media and onlyfans. Women are now brainwashed into thinking the only way to have a meaningful life is vacations, boats, partying, ect.... And easily enough the only way to get access to these luxury's without having to work hard into a career or business ownership is just being an average looking woman at best and putting out. So some of these girls buy into the living their truth/best life and the only way to do that is be a whore for the successful men. Only pathetic simps give women the luxury without getting some ass/mouth/pussy/tits. So yeah its not these girls are always horny cause the boat, but they realize if they want to get on the boat and stay on they are expected to do certain thing.
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>>29294426

> lmfao where are these 'white supremacists that glorify rape and sociopathy' and how can i meet them?
2 sentences later
> trying to fucking do what, send niggers to where white people are? when niggers couldn't build anything on their own regardless of what white people did?

He might really be inbred. Or very very hurt
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Why so many spammed niggers? gross
Anonymous No.29296099 >>29296385 >>29300743
>>29294019
>slowly decaying empire built on rot, cruelty, and inequality
You sound vaxxed, poor and pathetic. White man kept you down aye? Couldn't be your own failings bawahahahaha
Anonymous No.29296107 >>29296119
These fuckers out here, living the life while I'm here, barely surviving with soup. Misery is suffering.
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>>29295215
>I'm not rich by any means but I have a wealthy friend and I partecipated in some rich spaces and this isn't true at all.
>Poor people cope by saying that "actually the rich are miserable and can't sleep at night" but the reality is that most of them are absolutely as happy as a human being can be, if they fuck 18yo pussy every other week behind their wife's back (which 99% of the times they actually know and don't care) it's not because they are so evil and sad that they cope with sex or whatever you retards may think, it's simply because they want to.
>If they want to amass more wealth, it's because they simply want to. Most ultra rich people are genuinely happy working, they love it and they love the grind and making money and that's why they do it 12 hours a day 7 days a week.
This is a poor person's view of a wealthy people. They always have a facade up but people connected to reality, like many poor, can see right through it.
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>>29296107
>These fuckers out here, living the life while I'm here, barely surviving with soup. Misery is suffering.
Buy yourself a kayak (under $250). Meet others while kayaking. Find secluded places to kayak nude. Eventually get nude with them. Win!
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>>29296266
fuck that's hot
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>>29296099
"You sound vaxxed" is so deeply fucking retarded
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>>29289113 (OP)
>What is it about boats that brings out the ho in women?

If the girl said no, then the answer is obviously No.
But she would never say no, because of The Implication.
Anonymous No.29296580 >>29300834
>>29293164
>the richest people happen to be some of the most depressed because they end up with meaningless lives.

That's standard poorfag cope.

Having started with nearly nothing (legal immigrant who came here to study), I have got to the point which most people would consider 'rich', even though my net worth is "only" in the low 8-digit range. Most of that is tied up in income-producing investments, so it is not like I have 8 digit money to just throw around. Would I like to get into the 9 & 10 digit range? Of course I would. But I am also happier than I have ever been in my life.

Getting back on topic, I have spent time schmoozing with business associates on chartered superyachts in LA and Miami. The kind of young eye-candy that gets hired to go on these boats are literally call-girls from agencies, and while not every voyage involves wild bacchanalian orgies, these girls are there to service the super-rich, so some sexual activity does happen on many of these trips. It is almost always discreetly done in the staterooms below-deck, because the men are rich and powerful, not stupid enough to get caught on camera with their dick in some whore's arse.
Anonymous No.29296585 >>29300307
>>29289191
Are these women in danger?
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>>29289113 (OP)
>What is it about boats that brings out the ho in women?

Men own the boat, women prance around in barely-there bikinis.... it grade 3 math, yo...
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>>29296298
Pajeet behaviour
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>>29291509
That's so cute.
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>>29296089
indians and jews get paid to post nigger porn on 4chan every day.
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>>29289141
Hot dayum
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>>29289113 (OP)
LOL
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>>29296502
Not even the best version.
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>>29289113 (OP)
sexy
Anonymous No.29300049 >>29300613
>>29296385
>"You sound vaxxed" is so deeply fucking retarded
It's really not. There is definitely a correlation between certain attributes someone has and their covid vaccination status. It was one of the only good things to come out of the "plandemic"
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>>29296585
>Don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
>So they ARE in danger?
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>>29300049
>There is definitely a correlation between certain attributes someone has and their covid vaccination status.
That is true, however not in the way you think....
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>>29295908
inbred or hurt about what exactly? i'm asking about where these white supremacists are. because I AM NOT WHITE. fucking retard
>>29296099
these trannies are absolutely braindead

they cope about white men being 'weak' compared to niggers and then if anyone complains about niggers they go 'found an insecure ytboi!'
then in the same breath they will say white men are racist rapists that took over the world and created modern civilization which is somehow a bad thing.
>>29294426
>Uh every other thread on /gif/ is either about rape, or white people being the master race and faggots need to die. Same people who will then jerk off to interracial trans porn in the thread below it.
how does that make any sense? are these 'white people' in the room with you as we speak?
>You're fuckin in denial my man. Just like they are lol.
you are projecting your own denial

we have no clue who the posters are or what their race is
as for people who declare themselves as white people (or white supremacists which is what you originally mentioned like a retardly disingenuous twat), the worst they'll say is that nonwhites should be deported.
Anonymous No.29300769 >>29300834
>>29296112
Im rich, i dont care if you believe me or not but im not happy. I thought i would be happy when im this rich but im not. Happiest isnt a given if youre rich.
Anonymous No.29300780 >>29300958
Save money and buy a small boat instead of a car when I was 19 was the best thing I could ever do to boost my sexual life. There's something about being alone and isolated at sea that makes things so much easier. Of all the girls I fucked I'd say 9/10 were lured in by me having a boat. Just perfect.
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>>29295215
that's really cool but i specifically referenced "secular atheist faggots" having only gloom waiting for them unless they get their shit together
>>29300769
rich people usually decide to study philosophy with their free time then get blackpilled with existentialism and nihilism. that's a big part of the problem and if it ever gets fixed it'll be a huge factor affecting the general meaninglessness that people experience nowadays

there are of course, many factors. but people who develop their own spiritual perspectives are usually not people who experience much depression

also geopolitics and/or general state of society can cause depression
in this sense, people who have goals or projects or anything usually have some motivation and inspiration to keep going and overcome their depression

so it's in that sense i said "ironically, in the struggle to climb up there appears to provide more meaning"
because at least the rat race to the top keeps people preoccupied enough to not realize how fucked shit is
>>29294019
>It's hard to get one's shit together in a slowly decaying empire built on rot, cruelty, and inequality that has brought us now to a slow extinction event. But there are some people genuinely trying. And even more simply living quiet decent lives.
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>You'd never know it though if you never leave 4chan. Which is not to say you don't. Just pointing out this
you know you almost had me. i made it that far and stil thought you weren't a disingenuous twat. didn't even really notice the word 'inequality' the first time i read it

anyways.
>there are some people genuinely trying
that is simply untrue. there are many different (goal-oriented) individuals trying but at best it seems that they have different ideas of any specific details, even if they generally agree that 'shit's bad'
even you would agree it seems, but we would completely disagree on many nuances. and the general picture too, tho idk how disingenuous you are really being
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>>29289134
ss hiv
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>>29297403
Jew, close enough
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>>29300780
how exactly do you present the boat to them? Is it you just posing in your boat on bumble or something else like just mentioning it while you're talking with them.
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>>29300613
>That is true, however not in the way you think....
Not the way I think? It has nothing to do with the way I think. If you see an un/underemployed person with a nose ring, pronouns, blue hair, a useless degree, a mountain of student loans, a ukraine flag and a Biden/Kamala sticker, they are vaxxed. Having even one of these puts these chances at 90%. For each added factor the number moves closer to 100%.
Anonymous No.29301518 >>29301850
>no Pamela Andersson
Faggots.
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>>29301518
Post some of her then
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>>29302005
Lmao
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>>29302005
is this the implication yall kept talking about?
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>>29302936
Yes
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>>29289118
am I the only one left on the internet(or camera phone) who doesn't have a 9 inch+ cock?
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>>29303878
Yes
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>>29294019
just don't live in russia lmao
doomerism is spread by corrupt second and third world dictators because successful western democracies threaten their power base and first world sociopaths play into it for their own corrupt benefit
nixonian republicans are too ideologically inbred now to survive without russian oil money and troll farm life support
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What is it about _boats_ that brings out the ho in women (when they are with good looking Chads)
What is it about _hotel rooms_ that brings out the ho in women (when they are with good looking Chads)
What is it about _the back seat of a 1998 honda civic_that brings out the ho in women (when they are with good looking Chads)
What is it about _a disgusting shit and piss covered toilet stall in a seedy nightclub_ that brings out the ho in women (when they are with good looking Chads)

I have no idea. Its a real head-scratcher
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>>29304903
sauce?
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More bitches on boats
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I remember seeing a video with a blonde and brunette getting fucked on a boat way back. I think the blonde one was Alexa something. Theesome stuff with an old fat guy. Probably from dvd era. All I remember, would be nice if anyone knew what I meant and could find it so I can have a nostalgic fap
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>>29289134
that's hot
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>>29302005
ΕΛΛΑΣ στο μεγαλείο σου