Thread 29304122

Put em on the glass! And any cool stuff this thread is just for eyes that want to be amaaaaaaazed. or rekt.

Post 3.

>>29304125
oh shit it told me i failed lol coming up brb

>>29304125
Info?

>>29304137
Seems pretty obvious
>Guys start fighting
>Retard fires warning shots thinking it will break up the fight
>Other guy shoots him, thinking he's a threat
>People attack second guy, so he just starts blasting

>>29304145
But he came out from inside and popped 5 other dudes when he wasn't involved. That is some logic

>>29304268
stupid dumbfuck

>>29304137
Shitskins

>>29304161
First guy ever to use the proper technique to put out a fire. Most people would just run around screaming.

>>29304244
I haven't seen a loop this good since /f/ was around

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>>29304727
damn what a great snapping sound. dude bisected his spine

>>29304150
its crazy how ape like some are

>>29304554
Have people never heard of stop drop roll?
We were taught as kids in school that technique.

>>29304268
What the fuck is wrong with that cop.
It's always the female cops that feel like they have to prove something.

>>29304150
Guess what skin color the worker is

>>29304935
Not him but as someone who has helped in safety classes, if you are dealing with adults you NEVER want them to do anything physical. So for kids its fine if you get them to roll around on a hard gym floor or whatever. Adults have not practiced that shit in decades and if you ask them to roll around even on a gymnastic safety mattress they will find a way to break something and sue you/the workplace.

>>29304150
I'm so desensitized to seeing nogmeisters nogging that my attention sort of sub-consciously shifted to the flashing chronometer

>>29304219
They're all touching eachother like homos there, so it's likely a gay bar and every brain in the house is riddled with butt parasites.

>>29305148
tf is supposed to even be happening in this one?

>>29304935
They stopped teaching that after the depopulation agenda kicked in.

>>29305238
maybe if you weren't blind, you'd know.

>>29305244
Faggot detected

>>29304696
Just had to hurt its feelings and call it a dick

>>29304137
Nerve Gas!!!

>>29304940
yeah she proved you can't fuck around doing stupid shit and get away with it just because you're a dumb girl.
made an example of her and I approve.

>>29304727
why does it sound like the spirit of the forest says "bitch ass" right after he crashes?

>>29305272
>you can't fuck around doing stupid shit and get away with it just because you're a dumb girl.

and that's where you're wrong, bucko

>>29304150
okay let's break this down
>Nissan Altima
>Florida plates
>Black people
>females
>wearing shower caps or whatever
>in Popeye's drive thru

>>29305238
its a troll nothing happens time waster made by niggers

>>29305272
Are you retarded?

>>29304310
>>29304754
LMAO

>>29305272
Oh no, the fear of letting an innocent girl get away with a cute joke, the absolute horror!

>>29305148
oh hell no

>>29304125
>>29304145
more like
>guy shoots warning shots
>other guy shoots him dead thinking he was a threat
>realized what he's just done
>"Well Im gonna die in jail anyway"
>*shoot everyone*

>>29304896
Actual apes are more human than some niggers

>>29305148
You're a faggot, but at least you're not as gay as the guy who constantly posts that one piece bit with the hollering slants

>>29304727
He's fine, he had a helmet

>>29304935
Not much anymore, most schools and even workplaces aren't mentioning it.

>>29305148
WTFFFF

>>29305394
and pajeet shows no reaction what so ever, total subhumans

>>29304726
No one can convince me that some women don't have a subconscious desire to be disciplined by a stern father figure.

>>29304318
probably fake

>>29304554
Thought the same

>>29305486

brown hands wrote this

>>29306348
Latinx are worse than niggers.

>>29305410
low level lights did him in, couldn't see the floor
like that amature wrestler that pretzeled himself jumping off the ropes

>>29305148
It's the subtle but kino rekts newfags never get

>>29305148
Watched 5 times before I saw it, I wish I stopped after 4

>>29305351
>altima
>first thing you see is VERSA
nice try autist

>>29305351
It's a Nissan Versa. Who taught you how to autism? Go back

>>29305410
Yet another one. Latrinos are made of biscuit.
It's always them having sudden unmotivated fractures.
Only zooggers come close.

>>29304726
she masurbates furiously to the memory of this

>>29304268
This >>29304940. One time in my early 20s I was out with the boys and we were having a few few pops in the back of our teetotaler friend's car and one of our friends who was an autistic cunt decided to offend some guys while we were stopped in a Tim Hortons parking lot and one of the guys decided to tail us and call the cops on us. Like 4 squads responded and we were pulled over. We were straight with them and were perfectly respectful and decent and all the men were like "boys will be boys" and decided to let us off with a warning especially cause the driver was sober as a judge cause he didn't drink at all at the time, prolly cause his mom is a raging alcoholic. Well the one female cop who was there vehemently demanded that they give our driver a ticket for open alcohol despite him not drinking and so they did. I ended up having to pay the few hundred dollar ticket despite me not being the one guy with an open beer and not being the autist who got us caught. The guy with the open beer wanted the autist to pay it cause he's the one who got us caught and the autist figured the guy with the open beer should pay it cause he was the only one who happened to have an open beer at the time when we got pulled over. Fuck female cops. Like 95% of them have this Chihuahua/Napoleon syndrome where they feel they gotta act like peak hard asses cause they're tiny and physically weak. If they aren't being cunts, they're being overpowered by some below average sized out of shape guy who would have been easily dummied by any male cop on the force. The girl in the vid was a dumb ass but she was clearly drunk and daft and entirely miscalculated how the situation was likely to pan out. Like you already gave her a dressing down, just send her on her way. Its not like she caused any harm short of startling the tiny officer. A male officer wouldn't have felt so threatened by the sudden presence of a little drunk girl locked in the back of his car.

>>29306321
Masterpiece. Why are wogs so suicidally insane?
So bad at combat yet so raging.

>>29305394
Why did the driver of the van not react at all? Like it didn't seem tried to lay on the brakes or swerve at all. Just let Jesus take the wheel and drove right under the trailer.

>>29305272
Good job doggy those private prisons aren't meeting shareholder requirements

>>29306773
You had a open container in the car, dumbfuck. You were in the wrong and still decide to blame someone else. Driver is still responsible for what's in the car, even if someone else brings it.

>>29304940
Wtf is wrong with THAT cop? All cops are like that fucktard

>>29304940
When a woman gets even a small amount of power they tend to wanna flaunt it at any chance they can especially towards other men.

>>29306982
Highly under utilized

>>29306462
Debatable

>>29306982
>>29307229
Male version

>>29304125
What the fuck lmao, he just killed everyone
>>29304145
>>29305522
I KINDA (just barely) can understand why the white tshirt retard shot the cowboy hat guy. He had a gun and he fired it (even though it was just a warning shot). But why the fuck he capped everyone around too, lol? He just didn't even flinch and went on a rampage
What a retard
That's like, a life sentence, right?

Rekt pussy

>>29307343
>Maggot treatment
Disgusting as fuck, but useful, especially when clearing out dead tissue. Let me guess, botched transgender surgery.

>>29304125
>brawling eh? NOW YOU ALL DIE
based judge dredd dealing out harsh(but fair) justice to citizens

>>29306943
based lads

>>29306462
Those are Andalusians from Spain. Latin America no longer does that kind of shit with bulls, maybe Mexico still

>>29306982
the forbidden technique

>>29305486
>cute joke
next time itll be a feral nigger that domes the female cop as soon as she gets in the car and then that feral nigger has a police car and police weapons to go kill more White people.
but hey, "it's just a little joke haha"
you can have "little jokes" back when we are a homogenous, White, German, high-trust nation again.

>>29306462
>Latinx are worse than niggers.

Using Latinx which only libtard cucks use, instead of spics, wetbags, beaners, etc c'mon anon get your racism sorted out

>>29306462
>Latinx are worse than niggers.

Using Latinx which only libtard cucks use, instead of spics, wetbacks, beaners, etc c'mon anon get your racism together

High quality thread. I would shake your hand irl

>>29306839

you can see him try to swerve to the left but dude overtook every lane, and i dont know how fast the highway speed is, but thats probably why he didnt stop. he was fucked either way

>>29305568
ill never understand indians facination with trains. the way they act, you would think theyve only installed them a few years ago and theyve never seen them before or know how dangerous they are.

>>29306462
They're cool.

>>29307589

to be fair, i bet latinx would get them pissed off way more than the other slurs at this point

>>29305344
Fucking kek

>>29306839
Possibly because the driver of that vehicle was also a jeet lmao

>>29304161
>>29304554
Dude _dove_ for the ground.
This is not the first time he's been on fire.
And I get the feeling it won't be the last.

>>29305148
ah, I remember this. too bad it works only once.

>>29304688
Why do people who live in Northern England dress and act like Eastern Europeans?

>>29304150

Damn it Bitch, I said "breakfast menu is over, it is lunch menu now, so you aint getting no McMuffin"!

>>29304567
lol im glad you noticed that too

>>29307701
clearly a film student

>>29304940
Besides what has already been said, it's also because the girl who got in the back of the car is young and pretty. Unattractive women absolutely despise attractive women.

>>29307808
you thought she was pretty? i could have sworn she was on the soccer team

>>29307357
let me guess, you're not a scientist

>>29305394
these people are demons
no reaction at all

>>29307821
I'd say she's a 6 or 7. Besides, here in burgerland, simply being a healthy weight makes a woman well above average.

>>29307837
Don't have to be to make a guess.
Are you a (((journalist)))?

>>29305351
If you pitched this as a sketch for a late night show, they'd laugh you out of the room for being too racist

>>29304161
>How was that, Bill?
>That was brutal.
lmaoooo proper dudes

>>29307808
>Unattractive women absolutely despise attractive women.

Oh my god....That's actually such a very obvious but very easy to miss point.

>>29307421
I saw one like this where it went up the dudes arse and his eyes went as wide as fuck and the video immediately ended.

>>29304125
i feel that people are missing that he spared one guy. he didn't kill indiscriminately

>>29307821
You know for a damn fact that heavier women carry a grudge towards thinner women and that's enough for them to be considered pretty.

>>29304161
wtf was throne in that fire? Propane tank?

>>29304935
I learned it from cartoons

>>29308052
lol I hadn't responded to your last reply why are still on about it?

>>29308062
tick tock tick tock, peter pan was finally caught look at how tight that ass is not a day over neverland

>>29308059
Yes.

>>29308062
he is missing at least 1/2 of one arm so this is going to be savem for later behaviour. A big one like that is scary because they dont kill because they are hungry but know they will be and anything easy is worth going after that can be "hoarded" fun fact they dont age like at all. they have no lifespan. their cells dont actually degrade like ours. they get brand new ones like if they were new babies. same for a lot of sharks. There has never been a reported "old age" as a cause of death of alligators or crocodiles. Nor sharks. They just dont age. They either outlive their food supply to a point where they cant consume enough for the energy required to capture more or from disease. Captivity is always due to disease btw.

>>29308087
or from predation

>>29308062
either a big fucking gator or that dude is a manlett.

>>29308113
Its a crocodile, they are bigger than gators

>>29308049
ok

>>29308119
interesting, I thought its head was a bit too wide for a croc
thanks for the clarification

>>29307967
this is why cats are considered 1/1 tokens alongside human tokens

>>29308113
its old footage but its real and tells you to stop taking alligator/croc infested waters for granted. it only takes one year of less animals who go to the water to drink for them to actively hunt other sources. and sometimes its very environmentally precise. If a crocodile that lives with hippos is stepped on by a hippo it will stay submerged but if a human foot or somthing "lighter" does it will grab you. You could swim over it willy nilly but if you touched its back its game over

>>29308140
crocodiles have the widest heads so that doesnt make sense.

>>29304862
That's more than a snap. That's a crunch. Several vertibrae breaking at once.

>>29308162
>buck status

>broken

>>29305755
Could have named it Russian Bride Half Off.

>>29307449

I hope the kid made a full recovery.

>>29306462
Latins are a big step up.
If you want worse then look at India.

>>29308201
>I hope the kid made a full recovery.
Years later...

>>29307734

The standard of living in Eastern Europe is now higher in places than that in Northern England. The UK is basically New York city surrounded by Mississippi.

>>29308213
I used to work with an old man that lost a leg from a drunk driver hitting him like that when he was stationed in Germany. He rode around on a motorcycle with a sidecar. He is probably dead now.

>>29307340
>That's like, a life sentence, right?
doming unarmed threats who are on the ground bleeding out is usually frowned upon

>>29307357
Not all flies are beneficial. There are plenty of parasitic flies that do crazy damage.

>>29304691
you gotta assume thats his car hes about to watch get fucking steamrolled

It’s like imagining a system that’s aware only as a mirror of the universe, reflecting patterns back internally, without purpose beyond pattern recognition itself.

>>29304150
Being behind blacks at a druve-thru is often a fate worse than death.

>>29307939
I didn't see the dudes napping on the cardboard until they sprung up, holy fuck
also the guy making ground hand had to have just wanted to get on disability, how do you let it get that far

>>29308062
At least he was ass up and the last time they saw him wasn't the twig and berries sticking out of the water like a periscope

>>29306207
It is fake. It's a sleight of hand trick called psychic surgery.

>>29305344
brakes on the bike
>>29308187
his eye didnt explode, but the massive hematoma below it did

>>29306207
>>29308380
The late Andy Kaufman fell for it

>>29308321
I went to a fast food for the first time in 3 years a few weeks ago and they now have 3 windows? pay , get told to go to 3rd window. for a single burger meal with now cars in line. I threw the entire meal in the trash can meant for car throw away. This is the McDonald's next door to where that nig michael brown stole from.

i beg you anyone of caucasian race to fuck your next black person order

dont they realize they are being bred to be enslaved again? lol

>>29307449
I fucking hate parents who let their toddlers walk around unattended. I see it all the time. get a fucking stroller, retards.

>>29307565
Hey retard, the police officer didn't preemptively prevent the woman from entering the car or acting out her joke.
If the officer acted quickly before realising that the woman was harmless, then I would understand. It's hard to know what a stranger's intentions are.
It took her 2 business days to react and then chew her out after the fact.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T9BsXqjxGbo
Yeah, and this bloke should have been curb stomped and arrested for his joke too, right? What if the officer thought he was being assaulted? What if he was grabbing for his gun?
Even after he was shown to have no bad intentions, the cops should have beat him and sent him to jail.
Stop licking boots, fuckface.

>>29304244
chinks buying africa be like.mp4

>>29304125
America is a 3rd world country.

>>29304940
>It's always the female cops that feel like they have to prove something.
It's more that they really don't have any choice but the gun. If they try to wrestle or physically restrain a man they're going to lose every time.

>>29307967
Love the way the dog infers that the cat did it, so he starts boxing it lightly lol smart pet.

>>29307841
There's a Street Fighter version of this

>>29307629
there was a really popular movie with an iconic scene where the main character stands near a train and looks badass, and lots of people copy it. some of them fuck it up and get hit

>>29307982
Did the white guy pass out already?

>>29308730

...are you being serious? is that really all it is?

>>29308670
Parts of it, but by the original definition of 1st, 2nd and 3rd world, it is not. Not that facts have ever stood in your way

>>29308075
this will never be unfunny

>>29307939
Lathes are the enemy of mankind.

>>29308697
That's why he was wearing his ass whooping shoes that day.

>>29308771
Maybe there are other reasons but that's a pretty big one, seriously.

>>29308771
Search juggernaut, they invented it.

>>29308836

thats insane absolutely insane. its something id expect from kids like the one that dies trying to be like gaara or the plenty of kids with broken bones trying to be like spider man/batman/superman, but these are all adults who should know better

>>29308855
in a different context, that makes a lot of sense

>>29308075
so, one summer when I was 9, a guy with downs syndrome brutally....

>>29307431
Man, how does that work? Homeboy takes a contact shot to the side of the head - and walks it off?

>>29308771
They are not sentient
Stop trying to find a thought pattern that isn't there

>>29305781
it's called the indian subcontinent because it's a continent full of subhumans

>>29304310
how?

>>29304727
Another needless COVID death...

>>29306839
you underestimate how fast people drive on the interstate, they had no time to react if they were traveling 60mph

>>29306345
good kitty

>>29305568
what song?

>>29306773
>"Like 4 squads responded"
! call bullshit because 4 police cars don't show up to a drunk driving charge and I bet the people supposedly tailing you don't exist.
I bet all of you manlets were pulled over by one female cop. She gave you a ticket because the car was swerving and she stopped you and saw open containers. To save face you made up this convoluted story that no-one would believe.
>This video is probably closer to you and your friend.

>>29307431
the power of 9mm

>>29307701
mythbusters says if you wait for the thing to become fully submerged you can open it easily and make your escape

>>29308250
the fuck is a medkit gonna do

>>29306773
i aint readin allat but congrats or sorry that happened

>>29307481
should have left early

>>29308049
They say that's how you hit the g spot

>>29307768
Legend

>>29307982
Needs the explosion effect when the white dude falls over

>>29308670
>America
>is obviously in South America
RENT. FREE.

>>29308455
NIGGER RACING

>>29308670
Good morning sirs

>>29304726
>you're not going to taze me
NEVER tell a police officer this.

>>29306321
That police officer was probably fired the next day and had to pay a 1000 pound fine, you don't touch England's Gods.

>>29309034
.38

>>29305394
Pajeets are a fucking nuisance. Fuck i hate them.

>>29307949
Really? No way!

>>29304150
Has this ever not happened? They all fucking do this

>>29309351
Kek

>>29304716
ouch. hitting water at that speed would feel like landing on a pile of rocks

>>29305568
If some of you crafty fellas could make something similar but with this music in the background, that would make me sooo happy.
https://youtu.be/qWTJcc-jlEc?si=ZPSmxDLF1NIy662c&t=98

>>29308015

It sounds to me like the little girl said she wants go grow up to be president.

>>29309348
lol such a FAFO moment

>>29305755
Another senseless trans death.

>>29306348
These people are so fucking stupid with all this bull stuff. Its an animal, who gives a shit? Pajeet levels of chaos worship.

>>29306965
lmao he knocked his teeth back into their original place

>>29306330
weeeeeeeeeee

>>29307357
No, just routine maintenance post-op. They have to do this the rest of their life to keep the axe wound clean enough to have some semblance of normalcy.

>>29307421
Basically a death sentence in poojeet land. With 97% of the country heavily contaminated with antibiotic-resistant bacteria and flesh eating amoeba, there's basically no way to survive this.

>>29307837
Don't you mean "you're not medical"? That's how all the Dr's I know refer to themselves when discussing field relevance anyway, never "scientist".

>>29306982
falcon bite

>>29308471
Chinks are too fucking stupid to even keep their kids alive in a stroller.They just walk away from the stroller without the brake engaged, the stroller rolls into some dirt road, and the kid gets run over anyways. These people are supremely fucking stupid, second only to poojeets.

>>29304310
god i love the french

>>29304716
>haha fucking cagers don't know the freedom a bike gives you
>omg who the fuck put that barrier in the middle of the road
>remember to look twice for bik-ACK

>>29305755
Did a full recovery at the very least.

>>29307449
Poor driver, not their fault.

>>29309501
Why the long face?

>>29307602
kek spic and beaner are insulting to them as much as cracker is insulting to whites
but latinx is the ultimate slut because it's tranny coded, calling a latino ''latinx'' is basically calling him a tranny that's why they hate it so much

>>29309542
>CHEEZ
What did the bus horn mean by this?

>>29304940
You're a fucking moron lol. If you act like a dumb bitch, you'll get treated like one. Hopefully the dumb college bitch learned that. Personally I think she should've been tazed. Anything to keep you idiots from being fucking idiots

>>29306345
>Look at me saar I have redeem the wild animal saar
Smug fuck deserved it.
I hope that tiger ripped his face off

>>29305148
Poor cat

>>29309503
Is this your fetish? You seem to have forgot this is a rekt thread. Let me remind you.

>>29309937
jaw-dropping

>>29306042
>some

>>29307565
>White, German
germanics are snowniggers, anon.
they've never been white.

>>29304726
Would

>>29307701
why didn't this retard just roll the windows down?

>>29305148
this still gives me chills, every time I watch it. Poor fella...

>>29309024
kek

>>29304268
>>29304353
>stupid dumbfuck
She is clearly drunk as fuck and wanted a taxi to the next bar dude!
So she walked into what looked like a taxi.

>>29304940
>What the fuck is wrong with that cop.
COPS are generally pure garbage
>Will not help if you are getting shot, murdered or stabbed by a crazy
>Will not help you if you are drowning
This is 100% legal as ruled by courts BTW.
>Will yell at you, run up with guns and slam you to the floor if you drive over a stop or a red light.
>Will attack you if they think you are taking out your ID the wrong way to fast or to slow.

>>29306345
Music to my ears

>>29309009
that's the hungarian dance n.5 by johannes brahms

>>29309941
anyone know what an hero says?

>>29304726
>the filename
the rent free does not tstop

>>29308250
Nigger let's out one last "bruuuuuuuuuuuh"

>>29308250
>>29309132
>the fuck is a medkit gonna do
I think the cops think they are in the GTA or DOOM universe where a medkit will roster 100% of his HP. This is why they shot him ASAP.
>Oy mate that is only like 70 HP damage.

>>29308250
Are cops allowed to shoot a suspect for fleeing like this? I guess maybe in a situation where the suspect is considered very dangerous maybe, but otherwise this seems excessive, not that I care about dindus. Shouldn't they rather tackle or taze them?

>>29310239
>Are cops allowed to shoot
Generally speaking yes. You're not though.

>>29309351
>>29309366
WTF was even going on there?
Phone to face
>*[PIP]* you where thinking about my twinkle!
Phone to face
>*[PIP]* you where thinking about my twinkle!
Phone to face
>*[PIP]* you where thinking about my twinkle!

>>29309366
>Kek
I don't get it.

>>29306330
>>29309468
Seat belts not even once!

>>29309954
Yeah they dropped it on the way to the hospital, they’ve got an intern combing the side of the road looking for it

>>29308455
holy based

>>29308908
soccer is so gay

>>29306839
You can obviously see him braking and sliding on the wet road cause Florida is a shithole swamp where it always rains and is humid and disgusting.

>>29310252
>>29309351
Zoomer trying to pull a "prank" for TikTok. Guy who shot him was found innocent, which is a good thing.

>>29305568
Kek, it's like they have zero spatial awareness

>>29310239
They were told he had a gun, and at the very end you can see him try to pull the gun. It is more than justifiied.

>>29307967
Retard nigger cat doing retarded shit as usual. Hope it died in the streets eaten by coyotes.

>>29310164
Nyan, baka

>>29309492
I love happy endings

>>29304161
I’ve been watching these rekt threads for maybe 5 years now, and this is actually the first time I’ve ever seen someone on fire properly stop drop and roll

>>29308049
Where do you live? What culture says "dude" and also says "arse"? Are you a 30-40 year old immigrant from the UK?

>>29310386
>Zoomer trying to pull a "prank" for TikTok
WTF does
>*[PIP]* you where thinking about my twinkle!
Mean?

>>29309907
>let me remind you
Absolute faggot

>>29308455
Nice to see Kanye still getting out

>>29308367
Hitobashira in action

>>29305148
this is so sad..

>>29309132
>the fuck is a medkit gonna do
It's going to protect the cop from the nigger's family's jew lawyer from claiming the cop failed to render aid

>>29309024
I would have tasered the fuck out of that thing

>>29309339
don't ever trust your kids safety on this garbage.