Thread 29311960

>>29311967
classic

is bodybuilding a sport?

chiggers

>>29312076
I would think so anon

>>29312341
Ok, then

>>29312442
Damn she does have a nice ass tho

>>29312442
no worries, they are just play fighting

>>29312394
Is he ok?

>>29312442
She asked for it.

>>29312700
yeah he walked it off

>>29312442
he have sexual emergency

>>29312097
What was that? Birdie? Eagle? Albatross?

>>29312916
The fat probably saved him

>>29313332
The hell was that guy thinking

going through this thread has shown me:
1) People vastly over-estimate how much weight they can lift.
2) Nobody knows how to fucking spot.

>>29312842
>dying from a BW squat
deserved for being fat

>>29312394
I just had an interesting idea. What if the benches had a mechanism built in that was just a pair of small metal frames that were propped up on either side of your neck to prevent this kind thing from happening?

They would only need to be like 9 inches in height and they would have little lips at the ends of the top surfaces to prevent the bar from rolling off.

>>29312442
This is the reality of "BBC". Nobody wants tyrones

>>29312842
It's like annudah bloody bastard benchod Britisher Bengal famine saar

>>29313199
Superman.

>>29314486
That TV was stolen anyway, they'll just steal another.

>>29312700
No, I smothered him with a pillow.

>>29314494
And then the kid went home to his mansion.

>>29312394
You can bench in a rack for safety bars at any height you want, many benches have safeties built into them too. The bench press can kill you, but you just have to respect it and understand how things can go wrong to prevent them. That retard deserved his fate, he did every single thing wrong. Egolifted way more than he could handle with his gay wristwraps and belt, his ass was off the bench, his arch was so steep the bar naturally fell into his neck instead of onto his chest, and he had clips on the sides locking the plates in place. He did every single thing wrong possible.

>>29314751
meant for >>29314322

>>29312394
You just know he's listening to some shitty mumble rap too. Imagine that being the last thing you heard.

>>29314423
Deserved for not touching gloves and immediately going for a strike.
>inb4 NIGGERS AMIRITE??

>>29314463
>That initial blast of black water
Having worked in a factory where a sprinkler got broken off by a forklift, that stagnant ass water is fucking disgusting. It's been sitting there, uncirculated for years if not decades.

>>29312442
she voted for it

>>29312394
If he dieded, who uploaded the video?

>>29315124
>muh heckin politirinos

>>29312076
>konnichiwa dude!

>>29314463
Dumb bitch.

>>29314486
>Unplugs the wires before throwing it across the room

>>29315247
Would have survived if the water was concrete
Would have survived if the impact was just water
The boat just landed on top of him and sliced him in 2.

>>29313708
Huh, I was expecting the weight to snap his neck like >>29312076

>>29312970
im always scared of this happening when i do bench press

>>29314431
upskirt at 0:45 nice

>>29315136
me

>>29315163
hilarious
>I'll kick him in the balls, that's a good trick!

>>29315136
The gnoooomes, of course! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

>>29312097
Faggot fucking "sport"

>>29314896
THE WATER IS BLACK BECAUSE OF DEMONS

>>29314444
Tyrone gonna get what he wants.

>>29312394
If I die like this my wife has permission to tell people I died with a belt around my neck and porno on the laptop, it'd be less embarassing

>>29315163
it's only a foul if the ref see's it

>>29315875
And there was no blood, so...

>>29311963
>take 6 steps on one bounce
deserved

>>29314463
>>29314896
it's fucking water? I always thought it was some chemical. Jesus.

>>29315239
isle of man tt?

>>29316167
invisible ninja - challenge accepted

>>29314637
are those pesky little shits really that rich.?

>>29313199
Mr. Takahashi's black swan

>>29313332
must've been satisfying popping that guy's vertebral disks like it's bubble wrap

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this thread is gay and kinda sucks.

>>29312076
That faggot spotter wanted to feel up that ass and ended up killing him instead.

>>29312442
this is what she gets for exercising functionally naked in front of a nigger

>>29316588
Canelo is such a beast.

thread is still gay and enjoys homo sex with dicks in its butt

homo gay

i'm about to start a new rekt thread that will be powerful

>>29316879
Lmao.

>>29316467
It's liquid nerve gas

>>29313199
nerve gas

>>29313332
I love watching the scrawny Indian cunts at my gym doing shit like this, like sure you "deadlifted(?)" 120kg but you've also been lifting the same weight and reps for the last 12 months and have neither progressed in strength or size.

If they do it to just say they can lift that much they'd be better off just bullshitting and not coming to the gym and stinking the place up.

>>29312916
>>29312394
>>29312076

Also I can't actually fathom not using safety bars when benching or squatting like respect the weight, nobody plans on having an accident or a tendon rupture but if it happens I'd rather a piece of steel catch the weight rather than my ribs or neck

>>29314322
You mean like safety bars in a squat rack or safety bars on a bench press rack?

99.99% of the time its user error, ego gets in the way of them using any kind of safety features of the equipment and they pay a heavy toll. Get to act tough for squatting 1.5x body weight without safeties but hard to look tough wheeling around like Steven hawking

>>29314431
Latinx are as bad as niggers.

>>29314418
Iraq will pay for this.

>>29316868
did she...?

But is an bull a athlete?

>>29316852
i heard 7 to 1 is still a bad thing to say in brazil

>>29317368
>I work from 7 to 1 part time, isn't that cool brazil bro?
>*bang*

>>29315731
For me? It's 0:36

>>29313708
lmao what a fucking retarded spotter

>>29316845
Why is this so fucking hot?

>>29312442
In a just world this nigger would be promptly hanged.

>>29312076
That is exactly how you don't spot someone squatting heavy. You have to allow them room to drop the weight of necessary. Should have one guy on each side. If that isn't possible, don't lift so much.

>>29312970
Fuck, is he ok?

>>29317603
Aww. That's nice. I like nice things. Why'd the rest of you always got to post such nasty things? Post nice things instead. We can make this a nice place. Of niceness.

>>29317637

no he's dead

>>29312394
>Filming yourself lift
Deserved.

>>29316852
always love this webm. Great to see sports fans upset in the stands.

>>29316931

brain damage

>>29317584
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29313199
A duck!

>>29312394
Wish I had a tree in my house t b h

>>29315163
Souness bros the sport has never been so back

>>29315163
Classic Mbappe move

>>29317642
faggot

>>29315655
Makes it easier to throw it where you want. WDYM?

>>29317567
Kek that's her scholarship gone. Also they need to make the goal's smaller in female football because they sure af weren't initially sized with a 5'7 woman in mind.

>>29314444
she got wet

>>29311960 (OP)
wheres that one webm where the hockey player does a foul play and slits the other guy's throat/face with his skates

>>29317608
lmao

>>29317567
hot

>>29316940
ajyari was the goat

>>29314431
Grabbed by the asshole momento

>>29317863
Playing games with your battle chad buddies after kicking out American zog ass invaders all day? Based and priceless

>>29317584
Chunky boi

>>29316467
water is a chemical

>>29315269
lmao

>>29314896
smell imagined

>>29311963
Man that locker room shower is going to be awkward as fuck.

>>29317215
Nah they're cool.

>>29317215
no they are even worst

>>29318427
>>29318438
>>29318450
These are great.

>>29316865
>i'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

>>29318427
>>29318438
>nerve gas

>>29317215
They're mestizos.

>>29317368
Yeah, like calling a black person a "nigger" it can start fights.

>>29317537
No shitty, juste triks with beauty.

>>29312076
he died, right?

>>29312842
fat and deded...

>>29318427
>>29318428
this is some mario strikers shit

>>29314477
dumb indian fuck wanted to become a raptor he got his wish.. raptor legs..

>>29317603
>>29317600
CUTE

>>29317608
BENNY HILL THEME INTENSIFIES

>>29316940
mother of god

>>29318121
>kicking zog ass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAbreatheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29312076
>>29318626
>"tragic news struck the fitness community as 33-year-old Indonesian fitness influencer, Justyn Vicky, met with a fatal accident during a weightlifting attempt on July 15. Vicky was attempting to lift a 450-pound/ 210 KG barbell when the unfortunate incident occurred, resulting in a broken neck"
>"during the attempt, Vicky tried to stretch his legs while holding the heavy barbell over his shoulders, accompanied by a spotter who was standing behind him. The bodybuilder had previously acknowledged the exercise's dangers in a fitness video posted on July 5, where he emphasized the unparalleled benefits of squats while also recognizing their risks"
>"In a video obtained by an Indonesian TV station, the heart-wrenching moment unfolded as Vicky lost his balance, falling backward into a seated position, with the massive barbell landing on the back of his neck. The spotter also stumbled backward during the accident. Following the incident, Vicky was immediately taken to a nearby hospital with a broken neck and critical compression of vital nerves connected to his heart and lungs"
>"despite receiving emergency surgery, Vicky tragically passed away shortly after the accident. His untimely death has left his gym, The Paradise Bali, and his followers devastated. In a poignant Instagram post, The Paradise Bali paid tribute to Vicky, highlighting that he was more than just a fitness expert to them. His memory will live on as friends, clients, and admirers remember the profound impact he had on their lives"

>>29317603
why did you save this anon? Pedo red flag

>>29312076
No, it's a hobby. It's less of a hobby than all hobbies though. It's how dumbass faggots pretend they are men while real men are actually lifting everyday as a job and being men. The lazy faggot culture of taking it easy at work to work hard at the gym is pathetic. Just get a man's job office bitches.

>>29316845
Sig hail

>>29316852
I sincerely do not understand how sportsball fags get so invested in sports.

>>29312842
This idiot died because they were too retarded and lazy to lower the bar and instead set up a stack of mats, and they tripped and folded like a wet paper bag full of shit. Dumbest shit I've ever seen.

>>29316865
>german

>brown

>>29312916
I've seen like one video of "suicide grip" dropping the bar, and I see new videos of full grippers dropping it like every other month for years now. Curious.

>>29317325
she died of the nerve gas

>>29317576
what a scam

>>29316767
>this thread is gay and kinda sucks.

>>29315136
>If he dieded, who uploaded the video?

Well, obviously the guy who was making the video uploaded it. He must have waited until the weightlifter was finally dead, then figured that it would be a cool video to post.

>>29312442
Women really need to be taught to gouge the eyes. The frail little slaps they seem to always use do jack shit against assailants.

>>29319299
Where is this taking place? Mexico?

>>29318870
I unironically just have a folder labeled "cute shit" and I think that qualifies. Most of it is animals of every variety.
Pic related.

>>29318745
Tyler Durden ass fight

>>29319397
They would do better if they were paid as much as men.

>>29317733
Exactly

>>29311967
RICK DISNECK
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

>>29314486
>those tiny noodle arms lel

>>29315247
Just at hitting that concrete the water is impact like speed

>>29314423
Do you have the match of the korean girl destroying a tall dude?

>>29316940
I NEED to eat that ass

>>29319367
your own anal pository

>>29317558
Whoa!

>>29316923
Juvenile hoes

>>29317558
is this real? what's that stuff that fell from the ceiling?

>>29315239
I can fix that

>>29313199
Well whatever it is there's now a hole in one.

>>29319902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dthCcDtjpY

>>29315655
Of course. I mean, you don't want to damage the cords do you? That'd just be crazy?

>>29317547
ref absolutlely being a noncerina position wise but fuck me it's such a bad move to barrel one in a match.

>>29317863
>I don't know dad I don't think we should bump any of those cars.

>>29318427
Diving is fucking ruining this sport even the ref does it now.

>>29316879
>oh wait which one is the haitain
oh it's that one lmao
great thread

>>29317625
this reminds me of the one where the guy crashed into the fencing on the side and it pretty much ripped him open dick to neck and he spilled out all of his blood and innards while sliding down the hill, and he was awake the entire time bleeding out

>>29314413
>run lean as fuck to make le heckin smokez
>blow engine
Hate these faggot retards

>>29316588
pretty sure Canelo was also a rich kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIbkpih5ifY&ab_channel=GQSports

>>29316167
>the reocurring injury that only hurts when i go "yeee!"

>>29315270
>Calmly breaks arm.
Seems like a common occurrence.

>>29314494
Cute.

>>29316879
lol wtf

>>29319340
Cute little bastard. I'd name him Goji.

>>29316940
how do i meet athletes like this?!?!?!?

>>29317584
>there's no rule that a possum can't play!!!!

>>29317641
LMAO it was intentional, evil cunt.

>>29318450
>>29318438
>>29318427
soccer if it was interesting to watch

>>29318895

lol ok wagie

>>29312442

he has made a plan to get her

he feels powerful

Go to a gym

>>29319254
Bowelers, poo before wicket.

>>29312442
I look like this and do this

>>29314535
topkek

>>29316879
Proud to be black but keeping white names

>>29318121
>kicking out American
They were not kicked out
In fact they were fed up to be there

>>29317603
That spin technique to get a more powerful pull on the cord. I kneel.

>>29317584
Angry lil fella

>>29317596
In a just world she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house and go to the gym in the first place

>>29317586
hot

>>29321161
Ok Tyrone

>>29314431
bull got his asshole

>>29319299
bull got his asshole

>>29319332
spainal reaction...

>>29318169
your mom's a chemical

post moar motorsports, faggots

>>29321750
is his dick gone now?

>>29321848
idk, do you get a dick in the afterlife?

>>29321848
Apparently he was virtually split in half. Unsurprisingly he didn't survive.

>>29321814
That has to be the only legit bloodsport on the planet - you WILL see someone die every year.

>>29321875
imma kill myself now then come back and tell it to you
>>29321901
i mean without a dick life aint worth living anyway

>>29321907
It is absolute kino.

>>29320558
SIGN THAT DOG

>>29315285
"Death Grip" Larry treating anons arm like he punishes his own dick

>>29321901
Pelvic fracture. He was ripped open like a packet of crisps.

>>29321977
He was delicious

>>29321901
I bet he smelled like a pack of prawn crackers

>>29321750
His sphincter was snapped like a calamari ring. Bull got his asshole.

>>29321977
U mean chips right

>>29316767
>>29319299
I hope the bulls are allowed to leave when they manage to beat these guys

>>29318427
wait so you get zapped if lightning strikes just near you on the ground? that's unfair

>>29319902
story behind this?

>>29322037
no

>>29322072
Some dude straight up shot up a madden tournament.
I believe it was this event;
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacksonville_Landing_shooting
>After one of the participants, David Katz, lost a game, he refused to shake the hand of the winner and left the tournament. Soon after, he returned with one of the two handguns he had brought to the event

>>29321814
WHO CARES
THEY DIE ALL THE TIME

>>29315169
what a classic, it's been years since I last saw that one

>>29312442
sad he didn't get some.

>>29321750
this one is fucked, uuuuh

>>29315163
Diving bastard

>>29315820
It's a pasttime for those who play sports

>>29318832
>"fitness expert"
Lmao

>>29312394
Is there a version with sound?

>>29317558
lmfao
>>29319896
It's AI, even AI hates fat people

>>29316915
Nice

>>29317686
Hehe big penis guy

>>29317608
Look at him go

>>29317628
lmao

>>29316790
thats his dad irl. or was his dad

>>29315270
The fact he kept his composure, says enough.

>>29317599
Did that count as a goal?
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