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Anonymous No.29338516 >>29339022 >>29339174 >>29339305 >>29339366 >>29348756
Airplane Rekt
Anonymous No.29338518 >>29338596 >>29343957 >>29344654 >>29344985
Helicopters or hot air balloons are fine too
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Anonymous No.29338548 >>29338627 >>29339626 >>29340279 >>29340643 >>29340990 >>29343420
the woman orgasm moan at the end lol wtf
Anonymous No.29338596 >>29338634
>>29338518
hey buddy you can't park there
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>>29338548
>the woman orgasm moan at the end lol wtf
what?
Anonymous No.29338634 >>29339063 >>29339068 >>29339098 >>29339805 >>29339916 >>29340302 >>29340466 >>29342131 >>29342954 >>29343668 >>29346185 >>29346470
>>29338596
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Anonymous No.29338665 >>29340335 >>29347005
help me im indian
Anonymous No.29339022 >>29340260 >>29341126
>>29338516 (OP)
India?
Anonymous No.29339063 >>29339360 >>29339586 >>29340860 >>29348287
>>29338634
Ok ill bite... whats a hugbox?
Anonymous No.29339068
>>29338634

Yes, dad. Sorry, dad. I'll try to do better, dad.
Anonymous No.29339098 >>29339209 >>29339398
>>29338634
Do you have any idea how incredibly stupid you sound? Cringe level: 1000. I'm actually embarrassed for you.
Anonymous No.29339174 >>29339236 >>29339923
>>29338516 (OP)
Terrible emergency landing form, I'm glad those pilots died. How could someone be so stupid?
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>>29339187
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>>29339098
It's a copypasta retard
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>>29339177
I can remember my Gpa telling us about water ditch training
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>>29339232
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>>29339174
This is an unmanned crash test you absolute peanut
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>>29338620
Professionals getting a broom & mop
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>>29339229
based water-landing gramps
runwayfags seething
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>>29339232
i said-O LAWD JESUS ITS A FAR
AINT NOBODY GOT TAM FODAT
Anonymous No.29339305 >>29339519 >>29339655
>>29338516 (OP)
Is it really rekt if this was a controlled crash as part of an experiment?
Anonymous No.29339344
>>29339192
Nokia
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>>29339063

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine

> A hug machine, also known as a hug box, a squeeze machine, or a
> squeeze box, is a therapeutic device designed to calm hypersensitive
> persons, usually autistic individuals. The device was invented by
> Temple Grandin to administer deep-touch pressure, a type of physical
> stimulation often self-administered by autistic individuals as a means
> of self-soothing.
Anonymous No.29339366
>>29338516 (OP)
Someone please post the '02 Sknyliv crash. I could never find the uncensored version and people say it's really bad.
Anonymous No.29339398
>>29339098

I'm sorry, dad. I'll improve, and make you proud of me yet.
Anonymous No.29339434
retard

retard

retard
Anonymous No.29339441 >>29339522 >>29343472 >>29343927 >>29347682
>>29339192
>>29339187
in crashes like these do bodies remain fully intact or are parts and gore just spread everywhere?
Anonymous No.29339451
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Anonymous No.29339519
>>29339305
Well, it certainly wrecked that 727!
Anonymous No.29339522
>>29339441
>fully intact or are parts and gore just spread everywhere?
Bits of both...
Anonymous No.29339586 >>29339714 >>29339877
>>29339063
get back in your hugbox, aspie
Anonymous No.29339626
>>29338548
That looks kinda like the crash that alliyah died in
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>>29339192
They make me want to puke just looking at them
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>>29339235
Bro
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>>29339305
I'd depends. Do you think the plane is flyable afterwards?
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>>29339586
So a hugbox is a couch n blankey?
Anonymous No.29339724 >>29340358
>>29338614
Wtf
Anonymous No.29339761 >>29340358
>>29338614
Hoholia?
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>>29338634
TLDR
Anonymous No.29339864 >>29342944 >>29344030
I mean, I am pretty retarded.
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>>29339586
you have to be 18 to post here
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>>29338634
Look at Luigi over here baking a pasta for our new guest
Anonymous No.29339923 >>29344811
>>29339174
Fun fact, everyone in this vid survived
It was a legit accident while they were skydiving and everyone had a chute. Lost both planes tho
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>>29339229
your gee paw was a faggot
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Anonymous No.29340112 >>29340187
>>29339232
it being filmed from a mcdonalds parking lot really fits somehow
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Anonymous No.29340117 >>29340331 >>29342999 >>29347564 >>29348392
>>29339291
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>29339209
He's merely pretending
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Anonymous No.29340163 >>29340254
This thread is just plane funny.
Anonymous No.29340187
>>29340112
'MURICA BABY YEA!!
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>>29340130
yellow shirt pushes the other guy out of the way to run lol
Anonymous No.29340238
>>29339192
probably smelled worse in that plane before the crash.
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>>29340150
>lands on your car
>starts teabagging
Anonymous No.29340244
It's always nice to hear people panic and become absolutely pitiful in their last moments
Anonymous No.29340254
>>29340163
If only the camera man was looking a little more to the right.
Anonymous No.29340260 >>29346571
>>29339022
It was a test. Nevada salt flats, by Boeing, of a Boeing 727 remotely controlled. Circa 1995-2005
Anonymous No.29340269 >>29340284 >>29340311 >>29342770
>>29340207
different angle with bonus at the end
Anonymous No.29340279 >>29340288 >>29345624
>>29338548
When I was in a rollover car accident I said the exact same thing “SHIT”
Fortunately landed upright and alive.
Anonymous No.29340284
>>29340269
I figured that guy was going to fall over. He looked like he hadn't jogged in decades.
Anonymous No.29340288 >>29340333
>>29340279
Did you also say "Not driving! Not motherfucking driving!" as you entered the crash?
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>>29338634
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>>29340136
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.
Ospreys are the best possibally engineered dogshit design there ever was. You simply don’t put an actuated gyroscope over a flying cantelevered turboprop. You can try. But you will never succed. You only get lucky.
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>>29340269
>bald goober
Anonymous No.29340315 >>29347105
>>29340305
when you have an asset that's killed more marines than the taliban, you take notice.
>flying death
Anonymous No.29340331
>>29340117
Keep going, I'm about to cum
Anonymous No.29340333
>>29340288
lol no but I should’ve considering I was in the passenger seat. It was basically “ SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT” then just kind of a brief thought of waiting for it to be over and then it was. Went back the next day in sunlight and saw it was like we were a skipping stone across a pond (patch of upturned dirt, bent corn, patch of upturned dirt, bent corn….) barely missed a telephone pole.

Weird feeling
Anonymous No.29340335
>>29338665
No
Anonymous No.29340349 >>29340898
>>29339182
they hit a wire?
Anonymous No.29340358 >>29340580
>>29339724
>>29339761

Yeah I think it was one of the Cessnas that Ukraine filled with C4 and flew into Russia.
Anonymous No.29340372
>>29340133
>digits
dude had an angel on his shoulder that day
Anonymous No.29340398 >>29344970
>>29338598
I like how the white car didn't even brake.
>I only spent $200 on this shitbox. Who gives a fuck about some fire damage.
Anonymous No.29340466
>>29338634
Actually made me laugh. Nice one, faggot.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.29340477
I will never get on a plane in my entire life
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>>29340358
I think it's fake as fuck - expecting at least the engine to fall out of the explosion, not be vaporized.
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>>29340091
He was late for his tee time.
Anonymous No.29340643 >>29340654 >>29340659 >>29345089
>>29338548

Having like 100 flight hours in simulators. Would it not be better to let the foliage halt the plane whilest slowly turning to the left?
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>>29340643
Absolutely agree
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>>29340643
Yes, absolutely agree.
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>>29340666
The person that decided to build a solid barrier at the end of a runway deserves to be killed.
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>>29340092
Holy shit! Where was this?
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>>29339063
Dude, are you retarded? How the fuck do people not know basic terms common on the internet? But /gif/ is a normalfag board, so it was expected.
Anonymous No.29340882 >>29345167
>>29340666
Why didn't the plane slow down? Was the throttle at maximum?
Anonymous No.29340898 >>29344980
>>29340349
They hit the ground obviously.
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>>29340091
next to the 19th hole, sweet
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>>29338548
your brain is so fried by porn it's not even funny
Anonymous No.29341026 >>29343727
>>29339232
>>29339235
>McDonalds
>Lifted Truck
>Planes crashing
Classic burgerpunk
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>>29340059
Is that the Hawker Hunter UK crash?
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>>29340142
Ah, classic.
"I was merely pretending to be retarded"
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>>29340132
Yeah just all fucking stand there. What the fuck happened to people.
Anonymous No.29341126 >>29341153
>>29339022
Rent free
Anonymous No.29341153 >>29341224
>>29341126
Poo in the loo you disgusting shitskin
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>>29341153
Need I repeat myself?
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>>29340091
i can never watch this one
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>>29341535
these really should have deployable vertical control surfaces for take offs and landings
Anonymous No.29341684 >>29345338
>>29341671
Got nothing to do with the pilot pulling up too hard without enough airspeed. This is a classic stall.
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>>29339278
you just know hundreds of retards on that plane were scrambling inside to get their hand luggage from the overhead compartments
Anonymous No.29341937 >>29342066 >>29342172 >>29344995
>>29341538
"The Sknyliv air show disaster occurred on 27 July 2002, when a Ukrainian Air Force Sukhoi Su-27UB aircraft crashed into spectators during an aerobatics presentation at Sknyliv airfield near Lviv, Ukraine."
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>>29338620
Not only the (tragic) Hyper Kino crash but the Hyper Kino camera guy following the propeller blade.
Anonymous No.29342066 >>29342172 >>29342967
>>29341538
>>29341937
"The accident killed 77 people and injured 543. It is the deadliest air show accident in history."
Anonymous No.29342131
>>29338634
Haven't seen that one in a long time fucking kek
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>>29342066
>>29341937
>if the ghost of kiev was real
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>>29341250
Wow that was a perfect landing, given the circumstances. Look how gently it touches down. Impressive.
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>>29340088
>>29340091
Where is plane crash 22?
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>>29338598
A lot of Japs still don't know the war has ended
Anonymous No.29342770 >>29345265
>>29340269
dude wanted to be a hero so badly
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>>29340150
It's like watching 2 dogs fucking
Quick throw a bucket of cold water
Anonymous No.29342944 >>29343006 >>29343972
>>29339864
Hm what the hell happened here? Things went south so quickly.
Anonymous No.29342952
>>29340666
I love how the guy in the bottom corner is able to command the plane just by the power of his mind
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>>29338634
fpbp
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>>29342066
1:48 is that a nigger?
Anonymous No.29342987
>>29339192
imagine the smell
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>>29340117
Not reading.
Kys!
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>>29342944
Close to zero visibility. Probably flew into a mountainside that they couldn't see coming.
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>>29342917
>penis stuck
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Anonymous No.29343420 >>29344072 >>29344934 >>29346186
>>29338548
What went wrong here?
Anonymous No.29343424
>>29340091
Did he make it on the green?
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>>29338620
nice montage
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>>29339441
Depends on the crash. A passenger jet was hijacked years ago by a salty airport security guard who had been fired recently. He crashed the plane 10 degrees off vertical at 700mph. Apparently there was no piece of wreckage larger than a baseball
Anonymous No.29343485 >>29345997
>>29340043
If it crashed on a base full of americans it would've been epic
Anonymous No.29343542
I'll never attend an air show.
Anonymous No.29343573 >>29348897
>>29338519
UA 232 is an amazing story
>a check airman (a pilot that observes and rates other pilots)
>had studied JAL 123, a crash that happened years earlier
>he'd studied what to do, thought about it
>check airman was dead heading on UA 232
>it's a DC-10
>wide body tri-engine
>tail engine (middle engine) 'asplodes
>severs all hydraulics
>plane isn't designed to be flown without hydraulics
>only way to fly the plane is by turning right
>throttle up, turn tighter circle
>throttle down, turn looser circle
>pilot and first officer struggling w/ aviate, navigate, communicate
>check airman dead heading is "flying" the plane by monkeying w/ throttles
Source: first officer. My dad operated on him. Years later.
Their names are worth repeating:
Pilot: Al Haynes
First Officer: Bill Records
Flight engineer: Dudley Dvorak
Dead heading pilot that studied JAL 123: Denny Fitch
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>>29338614
Nerve gas! Clearly…
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>>29341539
is he ok?
Anonymous No.29343644 >>29343775 >>29344563 >>29345598 >>29346570
>>29339177
>women no way near the plane
>not in immediate danger
>no one they know in immediate danger
>regardless, all of them absolutely screaming bloody murder
What is gained? Is this just a niggerbrained reflex or is it an attempt at leveraging literally any event to gain sympathy?
Anonymous No.29343668
>>29338634
excellent pasta
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Worst Aeronautical Rekt Thread Ever.
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>>29341026
>burgerpunk
kek
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>>29343644
Evolutionary trait of the whole gender to alert others of danger. This phenomena happens in every country.
Anonymous No.29343927
>>29339441
It depends. The angle of attack, speed, and type of crash all change what the outcome looks like.
With this crash, it was likely body parts, probably nothing bigger than a calf survived intact.
The cell phone camera survived the crash, and the fall from 10-12,000 feet, it's safe to assume hands, feet, and fingers could be recovered outside of the flaming sections of wreckage.
Realistically, no fully intact body, torso, etc would be found. In my experience, if the crash is above about 210mph, going into a surface directly, with moderate fuel, almost nothing is recoverable, either from the crash, or from the fire afterwards.
Anonymous No.29343941
>>29339192
Even from that altitude it looks awful. TID
Anonymous No.29343957
>>29338518
>LLLLLLIIIIIIIKKE A GLOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
Anonymous No.29343972
>>29342944
people in the air. that's what happened
Anonymous No.29344030
>>29339864
No visibility. He can't see even 12 feet outside the cockpit.
He flew into the side of a hillside. The few frames we see of the ground show that we are still at the same relative elevation, and we can vaguely see the incoming ground on a couple frames while the camera person was freaking out, and dropping their phone.
Anonymous No.29344072
>>29343420
The plane crashed.
Anonymous No.29344166 >>29344197
>>29340135
2025 Hudson River, in my opinion, this was a failure to comply with regulations. I imagine that company's flight engineer was forging his check-offs, perhaps because the company was pressuring the engineer to spend less money on repairs.
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>>29342512
There are some that were already posted by other people and the system would not let me post them again.
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>>29344166
Without a doubt. There's no way a gearbox siezes up mid flight on a machine that has the proper maintenence done.
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>>29339277
NOOOOOOO

BEEEE SEVUNTEEEEN BAAWLMURRRR
Anonymous No.29344465
>>29339232
Plane football, i like that sport.
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>>29340043
Absolute nightmare. Surreal. These buses trying to stop or accelerate to avoid a literal passanger plane falling to their heads, scary shit.
Anonymous No.29344563
>>29343644
>be cavethot
>see scary cave lion
>no strong muscle for fight
>make annoying noise to alert mate
>mate fight scary cave lion instead
>make daughter with mate if he survive
>daughter can make annoying noise too
Worked great until we ran out of cave lions
Anonymous No.29344654
>>29338518
>It landed softly
Hey, if it works
Anonymous No.29344690
>>29340126
you can see the blade hit the other guy last second
Anonymous No.29344707 >>29344941
>>29344497
it was a cargo plane
Anonymous No.29344811 >>29347286
>>29339923
i don't see a chute on the pilot?
Anonymous No.29344934 >>29345709
>>29343420
They hit the runway too far away and had not enough space to slow down. The pilots were, however, stressed for overtime and tried to force a landing instead of doing a runaround and trying again.

>>29338620
If I remember correctly, the pilot had a serious over-g and lost consciousness. How do you get high-gs enough in that type of plan tho?
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>>29344707
Less victims, that's good.
Anonymous No.29344956 >>29346419
>>29340491
>>29340495
>>29340500
RussiaIsATerroristState
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>>29340398
I think it's more like they realized "If I stand on the brakes, I'll just be parked in a fire. Fuck it."
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>>29340898
better the ground wire than a hot wire
Anonymous No.29344985 >>29347343
>>29338518
DESU if you are gonna have to crash land, this is probably a great crash landing giving the situation
Anonymous No.29344995
>>29341937
Reminder that Ukrainians are subhumans
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>>29340643
Isn't slowing down planes one big part of why the grass is there in the first place? Dunno shit about planes but I'd much rather take my chances with the grass.
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>>29340882
big momentum and little resistance due to gliding on the frame instead of breaking with the landing gear.
Anonymous No.29345251 >>29346069
>>29339192
the reassuring part is it seems like an instant death, but I really hate flying and wish there was a better method
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>>29342770
why is that bad?
Anonymous No.29345338 >>29345515
>>29341671
>>29341684
it's a model airplane you idiots
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>>29341543
I remember there were some nasty alternate views of this one when it happened.
Anonymous No.29345508 >>29346424
>>29343301
I know for a fact this one was a russian crash. Why rename it?
Anonymous No.29345515
>>29345338
wait, do you think B-2s aren't real?
Anonymous No.29345598
>>29343644
>Is this just a niggerbrained reflex or is it an attempt at leveraging literally any event to gain sympathy?
Genetic.
It's the same reason babies scream like crazy when they're unhappy. Babies that freak out more get attention and have a better chance of surviving versis quiet babies that people might pay attention to till it's too late. Compound that over millennia and you get bitches that screech at the first sign danger cause they will know that will cause stronk cavemen to investigate and help.
Not even throwing shade at bitches over it either, it's just how it works. Same reason most guys, even pussies, will investigate if they hear it.
Anonymous No.29345624
>>29340279
"Oh shit" are the most common last words in air crashes. Probably any other kind of accident too.
If they didn't attempt a go around they would have stopped before they hit the ILS localisers and other crap at the end of the runway safety area.
Anonymous No.29345684
>>29339205
You might find a hand a foot or a chunk of leg but that's about it.
Phones and smaller things survive because they experience less breaking forces. E.g. a long stick is easier to snap than a small one of the same thickness. The difference in force experienced by the edges and the centre aren't as much.
But a human body just gets torn apart.
Anonymous No.29345709 >>29347138
>>29344934
Trim tab fell off the elevator at the rear, pitched the plane into a 10+ G climb, pilot was completely out within seconds. All things considered, it's a peaceful way to go.
Anonymous No.29345841 >>29346074
>>29340051
Is there not a minimal altitude to do a manoeuver like that?
>>29340048
What jet is that?
Anonymous No.29345997
>>29343485
There wasn't a base that was more full of americans than BAF when this happened, so wish granted.
Anonymous No.29346019 >>29346069 >>29346267 >>29346455 >>29347354 >>29347684
Anonymous No.29346031
>>29339192
>00:07
Imagine this being the last thing you see.
Anonymous No.29346044 >>29346062
>>29340074
Is the front supposed to fall off?
Anonymous No.29346062
>>29346044
Yeah, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.
Anonymous No.29346069
>>29345251
I just got back from a trip that involved four flights. Had these videos running through my head the whole time. Legitimately came to terms with my death when we hit turbulence.
I get that plane crashes are actually very rare, but it happens to people, why not me? Sometimes you think "holy shit I'm about to die" and then you actually do. Crazy stuff.

>>29346019
lol
Anonymous No.29346074
>>29345841
>Is there not a minimal altitude to do a manoeuver like that?

Yes. It's commonly called 'three mistakes of altitude'. This was at least three mistakes too low.

>What jet is that?

Mig 29.
Anonymous No.29346117
>>29340131
I thought you were supposed to stop the rotors when water landing.
Anonymous No.29346152 >>29347343
>>29340137
I don't get the part where he was injured
Anonymous No.29346164
>>29341576
Lucky bastard
Anonymous No.29346170
>>29339192
I bet that plane smelled better after it was on fire.
Anonymous No.29346185 >>29346431 >>29346438
>>29344467
>>29340047
>>29339192
Do newfags keep posting the same shit over and over again? When will people finally learn that to contribute in a thread you must *read* the thread?
>>29338634
This is a meme copy-pasta, but when I see double posters I almost persuade myself they really come from reddit and are expecting thumbs up for having posted a smartass clip... Except someone has already done so.
Anonymous No.29346186
>>29343420
East Coast Jets Flight 81
Anonymous No.29346237 >>29346270
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Anonymous No.29346267 >>29347785
>>29346019
What a fucking retard. He should have just gone straight instead of showing off with that drift maneuver.
Anonymous No.29346270
>>29346237
The front fell off. Certainly shouldn't be like that.
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>>29344956
>RussiaIsATerroristState
Based.
Anonymous No.29346424 >>29346865
>>29345508
>Why rename it?
This is the filename it has always had. And you're mistaken. Maybe you're conflating it with something else.
Anonymous No.29346431
>>29346185
>>>29344467(You)
>>>29340047
>>>29339192
>Do newfags keep posting the same shit over and over again? When will people finally learn that to contribute in a thread you must *read* the thread?
Why was it even possible to upload the exact same file 3x? I thought this board auto-blocks duplicate files from being uploaded in the same thread? At least that is how it used to be. But if you think people are going to meticulously scour a 300 post thread to verify if something is there already or not then you're nuts.
Anonymous No.29346438 >>29346460
>>29346185
>Do newfags keep posting the same shit over and over again? When will people finally learn that to contribute in a thread you must *read* the thread?
Why was it even possible to upload the exact same file 3x? I thought this board auto-blocks duplicate files from being uploaded in the same thread? At least that is how it used to be. But if you think people are going to meticulously scour a 300 post thread to verify if something is there already or not then you're nuts.
Anonymous No.29346455
>>29346019
The best part is when he panics so hard that he treats the yoke like a steering wheel.
Anonymous No.29346460
>>29346438
>Why was it even possible to upload the exact same file 3x? I thought this board auto-blocks duplicate files from being uploaded in the same thread? At least that is how it used to be.
Fake ass Jannies lifted the limit

>But if you think people are going to meticulously scour a 300 post thread to verify if something is there already or not then you're nuts.
Dude's right anyway. Fags are fags but opening a thread to post random shit and the fuck off without even checking for duplicates is Reddit tier behav
Anonymous No.29346470
>>29338634
good shit
Anonymous No.29346570
>>29343644
"Is it niggerbrain?" No just woman brained. Men have an evolutionary advantage to maintaining calm under pressure. If something goes wrong hunting mammoths screaming & freaking out about it will only make it worse/ spook off the prey. Women on the other hand have the inverse, if there's danger they have an instinct to scream make a lot of noise to alert the men to their aid/scare off any threat. You see it in other ape species as well as other social hunting species as well.
Anonymous No.29346571
>>29340260
Mexico actually
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Boeing_727_crash_experiment
Anonymous No.29346572 >>29347343
>>29340137

Ironically, a full harness would have saved his life, if you watch it frame by frame, the force of the back blade getting caught in the top rotor forces his head out of the cockpit for a split second, and the top rotor comes and clips a part of his skull off
Anonymous No.29346865 >>29347745
>>29346424
I remember seeing footage of a russian plane in a flatspin as it crashed. It looked like that vid.
Anonymous No.29346922
>>29338614
I thought that bird was a jet
Anonymous No.29346926
>>29338620
I hope the professionals saved the guy
Anonymous No.29346944
>>29339187
I've always had a fear of a plan crashing into my house after watching War of the Worlds as a kid. I live right next to an airport so this is a real fear.
Anonymous No.29347005
>>29338665

12 hours
Anonymous No.29347065 >>29347856
>>29339177
hitting the water from that height is like hitting concrete
Anonymous No.29347105
>>29340305
>>29340315
it killed less people than the CH46 it replaced tho and most os its fatalities were during its development.
it has a bad rep because McCain didn't like it and said so in public (real reason : it was expensive to design).
Anonymous No.29347138 >>29347289
>>29345709
>pitched the plane into a 10+ G climb
oh...

>>29339192
>>29340047
>>29344467
So the phone flew off the plane and actually survived for a bit more?
Anonymous No.29347286
>>29344811
Nigger, are you asking me?

Did you meant to say, "I don't see a chute on the pilot."? If you didn't see a parachute, you use a period.
Anonymous No.29347289
>>29347138
>So the phone flew off the plane and actually survived for a bit more?
No. He was live streaming it as it happened. The phone most certainly died when the video ends.

However, the one a couple of years ago where the door fell off at like 10,000 feet. Yeah, a phone from in the plane was found on the ground, still turned on and working fine.
Anonymous No.29347343
>>29344985
given*

>>29346152
>
>>29346572

Chopper spins when the blade hits the rotor. Dude gets spun out. Gets chopped.
Anonymous No.29347354
>>29346019
uhhh, use the breaks dude
Anonymous No.29347364
rekt for different reasons, not my video, it was a merc from /k/.
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>>29341539
Spotted his ex
Anonymous No.29347564 >>29347662
>>29340117
>you are posting dead things like it's nothing
it is nothing. millions of people die every day all the time, it's meaningless and in reality people only care if they can benefit from it somehow.
>You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present
good. fuck the world. i dont want to be useful to anyone
Anonymous No.29347609
>>29340502
explosion where?
Anonymous No.29347662
>>29347564
imagine getting baited by such obvious copypasta
Anonymous No.29347682
>>29339441
Google Helios crash pictures to get an idea. Most bodies were intact but twisted like some hellish nightmare.

But yeah it depends on the crash as the other anons say.
Anonymous No.29347684
>>29346019
this retard tried to fucking take off again and pushed the throttle all the way forward
Anonymous No.29347745 >>29347771
>>29346865
I fucking hate miggers
Anonymous No.29347771 >>29347890
>>29347745
I bet the pilot didn't even give a shit about the people he killed, or property he destroyed. Every fighter pilot is taught that if you have to crash, point your plane away from populated areas before ejecting. But this migger was just thinking about ejecting right in front of an apartment complex.
Anonymous No.29347785
>>29346267
his plane went out of control, he overcorrected to starboard and increased throttle.
Anonymous No.29347818
>>29340091
>here comes Harrison Ford again
Anonymous No.29347824
>>29340137
the jeet flag on it is the icing on the cake
Anonymous No.29347826 >>29348627 >>29349016
Russian Su-25 shoots down plane with unguided missiles, but there is a catch
Anonymous No.29347856
>>29347065
talkin from personal experience?
Anonymous No.29347863 >>29348627
for some reason pro russian never talk about such numerous fuck-ups

I don't understand who you have to be to suck up to Russia. All sorts of scum from Africa to North Korea ?
Anonymous No.29347865 >>29348627
Anonymous No.29347890
>>29347771
Considering how many of Russia's own planes/civilians have been shot down, it's simply shocking. MH-17, a jet with Wagner mercenary leaders (maybe because they shot down 7 of their own planes during the 24-hour rebellion), an Azerbaijani plane (they mistook it for small drones flying from the other direction, yeah), rare radar planes.
Anonymous No.29348174
Surprised to not see the one from Korea last year that killed like 300 people, plane did a belly landing and would’ve been safe but for some reason they had built a concrete wall at the end of the runway and it smashed right into it
Anonymous No.29348287
>>29339063
i actually know the answer to this
there's a psychologist named oliver sachs, he wrote a bunch of interesting books about mental illnesses
in one he described an autistic woman who designed some kind of equipment for livestock, dont exactly remember what. anyway, she craved the comfort of being held but because of her tism she didnt like to be touched by another person - so she invented a device that would 'hug' her which she called her hugbox
no, it wasnt a sexual thing, and i remember the story being kind of sweet
Anonymous No.29348294
>>29339182
her problem was the propeller was going one way, then started going the other way, then back again
hope the engineers got sacked for this oversight
Anonymous No.29348324
>>29339277
Damn those b17's are built tough
Anonymous No.29348392
>>29340117
Where do you think you are?
Anonymous No.29348627
>>29347826
>>29347863
>>29347865
damn why cant more of the war webms be cool like this
Anonymous No.29348756
>>29338516 (OP)
Looks like if they didn't have the landing gear out, the front would not have come of. You can see it breaking off after the landing gear locks into the ground
Anonymous No.29348832
>>29339225
The dangers of being a pilot landing in a third world shithole.
Anonymous No.29348897
>>29343573
>check airman
surely that was dvorak

>>29340051
aztakurva! bazmeg! :D

good thread shame its gonna slide
Anonymous No.29349016
>>29347826
not sure if this one was from a rocket hitting the wing, seems more like a wing rip because of excessive G maneuver at high speeds.
idk which version of the SU25 it is but the wings rip at like mach 0.87 (quite low speed)