Thread 29340208

>>29340212
>No safety harness
Retard was asking for it.

>>29340354
He has the harness on, he just forgot to clip in to the pulley. That's why he jumps off at the end, he's expecting the rope to catch him

>>29340212
>>29340354
he died from this

>>29340431
based pajeet

>>29340532
>cultural enrichment

>>29340208 (OP)
Nerve gas...

>>29340218
He died. Nerve gas is a helluva drug

>>29340212
IIRC this dipshit survived and even injured himself again doing the same thing a year later

>>29340431
nice save

>>29340532
she voted for this,

>>29340636
Why

>>29340690
Did he die? That looks like it could have snapped his neck, but I don't know.

That goes for most of the videos in this thread btw. I assume there's some news story about a lot of these, but I don't know the names of these people or how to search that up. If any anons know who died and who survived please chime in on these clips.

>>29340429
guess I'm never doing push-ups again..

>>29340208 (OP)
Haha that snap!
Anything for a good tiktok I guess.

>>29340212
Wypipo don seazun dey food

>>29340537
never trust a wyt boy

>>29340811
just dont be a zoomer onions brittle bone faggot

>>29340620
I think what happened here is that the weights hit the lip of the shelf thing that the bar sits on. You can hear them collide with it right as the guy loses his grip.

>>29340212
like concreting water.

>>29340212
Damn what type of nerve gas was that

>>29340208 (OP)
>bitch ass white boy breaks his arm

>>29340532
What do you call this workout?

>>29340620
EEEERRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
omaigaud

>>29340765
>Why do funny thing?

>>29340532
She did fight him off though. Credit to her. She's a warrior. Most people freeze

>>29340537
??? he's about to fail, so his spotter thinks to tickle his bro???

>>29340429
What just happened here? Did he just dislocate his elbow from doing pushups? I'm skinny too but whenever I do pushups this has never happened beforem

>>29340208 (OP)
>I didn't see what happened what did you do?
Oh you know, just 3 sets 6 reps of being a big ol' retard is all.

>>29340208 (OP)
What even is the point of doing it on an inflating ball rather than a bench?

>>29340212
Looks like he completely forgot to secure himself but who the fuck, with a functioning brain, would forget something so basic while doing that kind of sport?

>>29340613
>Hoarding plates
>Pushing on knees
>Straps
>Barely any range of motion
Deserved it

>>29340208 (OP)
Ego lifting as a steroid user and medicine balls. What's the worst that could happen :)

>>29340786
I don't know about the CrossFit retard in the video but i know that the people in the two videos i mentioned died. The old woman was exceptionally stupid to go up to a 4 plate (400lb/180KG) squat when she clearly had never been to the gym before. Girl in the video was apparently her daughter too.
>>29340463
>>29340628

>>29341917
retarded notions about working your stabilizers and core at the same time as the push movement, when you could just add in specific training for those if you really want and reduce your chance of injury by like 95%

or just do heavy full body lifts and get better results in less time

>>29341917
being stupid

>>29340537
most useless spotter ever

>>29340431
That would have fucking bludgeoned that guy. That was a sick move.

Compete fluke, though. Literally landed in his hands, but he was smart enough to not let out go when it happened.

Sick.

>>29340431
He didn't break or dislocate anything he's double-jointed and played a snapping sound effect

>>29340208 (OP)
Love seeing fitfags get hurt

>>29340212
All time fave

>>29340218
Get paralyzed batch lol

>>29340431
The dyel had no business setting up a bar with 3pl8 and clearly didn't know the 2pl8 on one side rule for unracking it. The guy sitting down should have been furious, but he was too stupid to realize he almost died.

>>29340450
Good

>>29340530
Hope he died

>>29340212
Kek, he thought he was so cool trying to impress everyone only to fall to his death

>>29340532
What's her problem?

>>29340208 (OP)
lucky his arm wasnt straight up when it happened

>>29340620
Nice grip, ass

>>29340463
The spotters were useless.

>>29340628
What's that tranny in yellow doing here?

>>29340467
>>29340530
And that's why they call it a DEADlift

>>29342383
you actually can't die from this, you'll pass out and your body will automatically breathe again

>>29341796
There are some people who can comfortably bend their arm like that because of how their arm are structured. The fag in the video its just playing it up because thats what people with that condition do

>>29341920
If you're neurodivergent you generally have better capability in most things than other people unless it requires strict focus and zero creativity/modification. He could have slept like shit, been distracted, who knows. It's easy to do when you juggle a lot of thought and one tiny thing is missed. But regardless, yeah you should be respecting the circumstances. He may have done this 1000k times and auto pilot didnt work that day.

>>29340621
and her career is over

>>29340212
>oh KUUUURRRWWWWA
I was wondering why this one was so dumb. It's a fucking Poolack.

>>29340429
It must suck to be an inbred sand nigger.

>>29340467
Jesus Christ how can women be so weak, two of them struggled to lift like 60kg to save this guys life

>>29342385
You sound kinda fat desu

>>29340731
I thought liberal women were all fat girls with rainbow hair who never work out?

>>29342441
>You can't die if you are strangulated by a barbell
I have bad news for you, anon.

>>29340532
I don't get it, she literally voted for this. Maybe she was expecting only other women to get raped by mongrels?

>>29342853
Usually such biscuit bones seem to occur in latrinos. Latrinos are just bad at life.

>>29340208 (OP)
eat shit, women enablers

>>29340450
russians deserve no less

>>29340218
It's amazing to see how unaware the roasties are

>>29340621
ahahahha, love seeing asian females fuckin get it

>>29341300
Yes, I too condone the enslavement of my ancient Egyptian ancestors by the ritual repetition of this here hu-weight lifting.

wtf is wrong with this nigga?

>>29343399
best hype man ever

>>29340621
she needed more malk

>>29342418
It was her 12yo daughter (female)

>>29343801
dumb phone glued roastie but still, hell yeah

>>29341352
Chicago Throw-arounds

>>29342418
>>29343761
fixing their/xier/it's hair in case someone was TikToking nearby. gotta look good for the FYP!

>>29340208 (OP)
Dude... EVEN if the ball doesn't pop that is incredibly risky and stupid. Wtf.

>>29343801
>>29343873
This is gay and fake, retards.

>>29341300
me carrying groceries from the car

>>29343340
>unaware
They're mocking him in the very beginning.

>>29343929
Was this confirmed fake?

>>29341796
It almost happened to me once with my shoulder, but I have hypermobility issues

>>29343159
Rent free
The guy in the webm is clearly middle eastern

>>29343801
Hopefully she freshly showered, or else he caught a whiff of her sweaty ass and cooch.

>>29344115
>or else he caught a whiff of her sweaty ass and cooch
And that's bad somehow?

>>29343801
I really wish something like this happened to me, like I've always wanted to know what a woman's asshole smells / tastes like. One day I will find out, hopefully...

>>29344007
>Was this confirmed fake?
No. Idiot zoom-fags always claim everything these days is "fake" but never provide anything to back it up. And now that AI is a thing, you see retards dismissing everything as ai generated. Even old shit that predates ai by years.

>>29344007
Yeah, I watched it and determined it was fake (as in "staged") based on my knowledge, logic, and intuition.

>>29343801
She sat on his face, even if it was an accident. Legally doesn't that mean she owns him now?

>>29344232
Is this Jesus training for hanging on the cross?

>>29344212
>intuition
I'm afraid this doesn't mean shit.
>logic
I'm listening. What's the logic?
>knowledge
I'm listening. What's the knowledge?

>>29344135
>what a woman's asshole smells / tastes like
It's an asshole. Smell/taste your own, and you'll know immediately what every asshole smells and tastes like.

>>29344136
AI is the best thing to ever happen for criminals and politicians. Video evidence used to be iron-clad, and now can be dismissed as AI. Even live feeds are not immune to skepticism now.

>>29344310
It’s in the name - cross fit.

>>29341352
The American grapple

>>29341304
just woke up my entire building, thanks fucker

>>29343801
giwtwm

>>29342344
Haha fatty mcfaggot

>>29343269
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. /k/'s two blocks down.

>>29344232
Passion of the Christ 3D Edition.

>>29343801
She turns to the right to see the box and the guy, there's also mirrors in front of her. Who actually believes this shit?

>>29344135
>I've always wanted to know what a woman's asshole smells / tastes like.
tastes like nothing, or a bit of sweat

>>29341920
He was so eager to show off to the woman or women nearby that he forgot to attach his safety line. It's pretty obvious.

>>29341300
Me, constantly overencombered in every Bethesda game.

>>29345050
Do you just ignore Lydia?

>>29340621
The pain had to be excruciating. My MCL tear hurt bad enough.

>>29345058
don't want her to die

>>29340532
She voted for this and thanks to this experience, she's now a racist.

>>29340530
Recording yourself benching heavy amounts of weigh without a spotter. Absolutely deserved it.

>>29344895
If the apocalypse ever happens I'm hunting roided up gymbros like this. The guy with the torn muscle or the nigger or the other dude; each of them would feed a whole family for a year.

resistance bands

>>29342872
i mean, the guy couldn't hold it either so... lol

>>29344539
no, video evidence was always easily manipulated, both directly and by omission of details and context
retards who think everything they see on a screen is a depiction of reality are living in the modern day version of plato's cave

>>29340625
any video of the 2nd injury?

>>29345387
It took time, resources, and expertise to do what any retard now can make AI do instantly and with minimal effort. You don't think it matters that the tools for disinformation have become so accessible? I think it's having a multiplier effect on the amount of false information floating around the public consciousness. That's dangerous as fuck if you think about it for longer than a second.

>>29342290
Confirmed fake

>>29344606
>giwtwm
There's nothing keeping you from going down to the gym and sitting on a man's face, anon. You can do it. I believe in you.

All of these fucking gorillas deserve to die, by their own fucking hand, it seems

>>29345137
You're just going to go straight to eating people. And badly overestimating how much meat you're gonna get. A year?
Meat rabbits will put up a lot less fight than Larry Wheels you freak

>>29344895
He basically grows a titty in half a second.

>>29340530
Why you take the clips off dumbest way to die

>>29340573
>white people only go after children or dogs

>>29340532
But just look how she is dressed, definitely she was asking for this

>>29340621
I swear that i saw this same shit in The Simpson

>>29340613
Good. Deserved for hoarding all the plates.

>>29340532
Bitch could've just picked up a dumbbell and bash the brown's head in

Rape is a fundamental human right

>>29342890
No, they are just women who think humans rights are universal and every human is equal

>>29342407
it wasn't even suicide grip, the bar just passed through his thumbs for some reason.

>>29340431
bro just made a friend for life there

>>29346000
blacks have the highest rates of child and adult sexual abuse

>>29341917
FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH

>>29342344
I love seeing /r9k/ shoot themselves in the head

>>29341796
He locked out which puts pressure on your joints. Usually this doesn't happen tho so it might be because he's a malnourished thirdie.

>>29340463
This spotter killed a man. If he wasn't behind him, the weight could have been safely thrown back but he stopped it from happening.

>>29344597
That's not America

>>29343899
Are you autistic? That's a sign of extreme anxiety.

>>29340690
kippers deserve death

>>29343399
more roids than brains

>>29340530
>Heavy weight
>No spotter
I mean, what else to expect here ? Get fucked.

>>29340636
retard broke his neck over a joke

>>29344115
>or else he caught a whiff of her sweaty ass and cooch.
Wonderful.

>>29347031
what muscle does this work?

>>29347060
I think you know already.

>>29347079
I love joint and ligaments day

>>29342290
>grabs her tits immediately

>>29342009
I don't think the retard in OP's video is on PEDs.
Looks like he's just fat.

>>29347079
What part of his body was he even trying to train here?

>>29347060
builds your cerebrum

>>29347079
so he broke his MCL or ACL?
t. not familiar with knees

>>29342798
Stfu you dumb fuckwad

I spent a good about of time at gyms in my 20s. I never saw anyone hurt themselves, nor did I. No one was doing any of this strange shit.
Well, there was this one trainer who was in great shape -- about 5'11'' and could bench 300, maybe a bit more.
One time he was doing very heavy deadlifts, but standing on one of a step platform maybe a few inches high. You could see his lower back curve, looked fucking dangerous, but he didn't hurt himself.

>>29347153
It's possible that his knees just disjointed.

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>>29344579
Made me chuckle.

>>29344331
bro side eyeing the log like its the logs fault, stop pouting and get up

>>29344331
So what’s the harm to black Hulk short and/or long term here?

>>29347390
probably not as bad as it looks since he fell on some mats
he's likely in shock from pain and about to pass out from the spike in blood pressure which is why he's not moving

>>29340208 (OP)
>be a gymoid
>invent new weird and risky exercise
>no benefit
>fail
>injured
>well done

>>29342418
hair fixing intensify

>>29346884
>That's a sign of extreme anxiety
And she express that by fixing her hair.
We already know mongoloid.

>>29347112
fuck you that's actually funny

>>29347575
>And she express that
I'm tired of you ESL retards

>>29347144
it's crossfit
you don't train your body
you rot your brain

>>29344895
Wtf why did his pec make a quacking noise when it tore?

>>29340633
Bitch tries to play catch with dumbbells and then this happens. Deserved it.

>>29340633
would love to know the injuries here too. probably a broken vertebrae or two?

>>29340467
Why do retards like this never use the safeties? It's right fucking there! I swear retards have zero capability to plan for failure, which is extra stupid while egolifting.

>>29343399
>I'll put on a show for my suicide

>>29343340
Not their problem.

>>29340212
did he an hero?

>>29348103
kek what are they doing? dude was a second from locking it out

>>29340431
That was either going cause severe head trauma complete with skull fracture and brain damage best case scenario, or death worst case scenario. Dude was about to get WHOPPED.

>>29340467
>>29340530

Yea, I'm sticking with dumbbell press. It's a better workout anyway.

>>29341929
>>29346256

The gyms need to supply more 45s. Don't blame the guy needing a lot of plates on a machine that inherently NEEDS a lot of weight to get a decent workout. Even a lot of women are pushing 2-3 plates (4-6 in total). It's the nature of the beast with leg press.

>>29344135
Sometimes it taste like nothing, other times it taste sweet. I've eaten a good amount of womens assholes in my Tinder/Bumble whore days (not so much anymore). It's my favorite thing to do.

>>29343269
He is polish, retard
You sound like a future school shooter. You should be investigated.

>>29340218
This is why lanklets shouldnt lift. Lifting is for stocky averaged height chads. Get a more fitting hobby like basketball or water polo

>>29340550
>>29340545
This happened to him twice yet this gummy stretchable retard didn't learn his lesson.

>>29340537
Do kids not know how to dump the weight off the back anymore or what? Squatting should be one of the safest fucking lifts

>>29349157
>things dyels say

>>29347112
Guarantee this retarded nigger struggles to rep out 225.

>>29342421
Not even the right exercise reTARD. Bet you couldnt wait to get that joke out huh?

>>29340545
>>29340550
fake as fuck

>>29340354
He forgot. He was climbing for a living, it happens.

>>29341920
Same reason why there are skydivers who accidentally died due to no parachute. You inevitably tend to be casual/forgetful about your job/hobby when it becomes a routine.

>>29341755
bro is wearing flip flops. It's like he wasn't even trying

>>29344232
>Seymore, what is goin going in there?

>>29346483
you're not American

>>29341304
>bouncing bar and hopping
none of those reps counted

>>29340450
>>29349522
>>29343269
>>29342358

He survived.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13051803/Horrifying-moment-athlete-plunges-50ft-ground-suffering-horrific-injuries-scrambling-climbing-wall-no-harness-Poland.html

>>29349825
You're so smart and cool, anon.

>>29350151
>He survived.
Thanks, anon. If anyone has links to the other rekt incidents in this thread I'd also appreciate those since its not clear if these people survived or what happened to them.

As for this Polish climber, its a long drop but the article says the floor is rubber, so I guess that's the reason he survived. If it had been a normal floor he probably would be gone.

>>29340212
Call me a pussy, but I have a hard time watching these videos. When I see beheadings, horrible car accidents, cartel punishments, trannies, or penis removals I yawn. But show me a shattered femur and almost pass out. Why?

>>29340530
Love this one. Kek!

>>29350742
Youtube used to have a lot of videos of teenage skaters breaking their bones and shouting "CALL MY MOM!"

>>29340212
Reminds me of 9/11, except the guy who fell didn't turn into dust.

>>29340532
Can anyone explain why the rapist wasn't taken out, shot, and dropped in a dumpster?

>>29340621
This is why Asians should stay in Asia. Japs are ok though.

>>29341300
Bring out your dead!

>>29341312
You're pretty good at pretending to be a nigger.

>>29343269
>russians deserve no less
Guess who watches a lot of TV.

>>29343801
This is 100% real.

>>29344007
>Was this confirmed fake?
Yes, and sadly Santa Claus is also fake. It it will take a while to come to terms to your new reality, but you'll get though this.

>>29340463
Good job he had a spotter

>>29340208 (OP)
Unless you want to compete in weight lifting or be a body builder being a gym rat is not worth the risk due to the potential for injuries and sometimes permanent damage.

You can get a good body with calisthenics and cardio, these also don't cost you any money.

>>29346815
Crackers actually have the highest rate of child sex tourism.

>>29340212
Never go too hungry to the pot

>>29346256
TRUUUUUUUUE!!!

>>29340431
>final destination

>>29350977
>the gate keeper being the ability to get on a plane and not willingness.

>>29349157
most gyms only have dumbells that go up to 100's, maybe 150 at golds

>>29350961
Don't be retarded. Using proper form is completely safe. Roiding is what damages and kills people.

>>29350772
As much as this is a "you get what you asked for" video, instant lawsuit.

>>29347144
quads and abs retard
but yeah its a retarded exercise.
his entire body + weights is moving so a lot of muscles are working though.

>>29350772
I'll never get how some of these minimum wage employees will enforce the rules of their employing company with such fervor. the company does not give a shit about you, they see you as nothing more than expendable cattle. just do the bare minimum for what you've been hired and fuck the rest, your "loyalty" will not be compensated or even seen as something positive.

>>29351303
Who knows what the context is. Not sure what country. Location matters.

>>29343269
Overwhelmingly based, Russians deserve death. Lanky little trashy vodka niggers the lot of them

>>29350961
This guy is full of shit, probably because his girlfriend dumped him for being a low-T cuck.

>>29350977
>Crackers actually have the highest rate of child sex tourism.
My Dad works at Nintendo.

>>29351303
Maybe the guard just hates fags on skateboards. I mean who doesn't?

>>29351329
How many Ukraine flags do you have? If it's less than 10 you're basically a Putin Puppet,

>>29351139
>>29351593
Nothing I said was incorrect. There's a much greater chance of injury doing weight lifting compared to other traditional exercises. The only thing lifting weights accomplishes is the ability to life heavier weights. It's incredibly unlikely you'll need to use your gained strength for anything important in life (i.e. lifting anything close to the weight you lift in the gym). This only really matters if physical strength is an important part of your profession. Even then movers I've seen in the past had lean muscular builds rather than being bulky and they handled large items without any issue.

End of the day my point is you don't need weights or machines to achieve a strong aesthetic physique.

>>29350961
It's not hard to lift safely, but I don't see much point in lifting heavy weights and spending lots of time and energy and money to look like a guy in a magazine, unless you genuinely enjoy it. Bodyweight exercises and a decent diet are fine if you're interested in your health.

>>29349563
Polish are just dumber russians

>>29347060
The snapula

>>29340429
bad form + locking out + calcium deficiency

>>29352082
Stfu you dumb fuck

>>29349825
yo fucking really? I thought that shit happened bro thanks for clarifying fucking idiot

>>29345787
I don't think you can live off rabbit. Lean meat poisoning/rabbit starvation.

>>29349177
Nice bait retard, here's a (You) for the effort

>>29341304
Thank you based Grizzlyposter

>>29352475
That's a myth.

>>29340212
That's what you get for being a fucking show off, hope he broke his pelvis in five places.

>>29342389
She's brown

>>29349886
>>29349838
No.

>>29342418
eliminating the competition

>>29350961
>>29351794

Use proper safeties, don't ego lift, and the risk will turn into zero. Your other arguments are gay and not worth taking seriously.

>>29351911
Bodyweight exercises take longer. You only need to do 15-25 reps of high weight to get a good workout for a muscle group. For bodyweight you need to do more if you want progression.

>>29344135
Tastes and smells like nothing if she's clean, what you'll probably be smelling if anything is her pussy.

>>29340530
what a retarded way to die

>>29344895
Larry is a menace, his training partners always get yeeted

>>29353230
Kek, is this real?

>>29353258
lmao

>>29340218
This was in Brazil a few years ago. Despite having dislocated a vertebra, it was reported at the time that he underwent surgery and was not paralyzed.

Here's the video with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsEKEyqkBMg

>>29353247
asian moms are the best.

>>29344135
No smell if she's clean. Smells like sweat if not clean. And taste very salty, like sea water. Sometimes bland. Even if she's clean, like just finished bathing, skin is still salty, somewhat.

>>29340537
kek at his smile when he goes down knowing his spotter is a retard

>>29340208 (OP)
I know this dude, he's a known piece of shit lol

>>29351303
you're right anon he should have just said fuck having a job and shit and smoked weed and watched porn instead

>>29340212
>Look at me I'm free solo!
natural selection in action

>>29351794
Incredibly low quality bait. Lifting is statistically one of the most safest forms of exercise, plus it makes you injury resistant. Even if you don't lift heavy weights for living, weight training makes you more capable in accomplishing your every day tasks and less likely to hurt yourself. It promotes muscle growth, bone density and joint/tendon health. Eeven if you just sit on your ass in a cubicle all day, lifting is the best thing you can do as it unfucks your body from all that sitting and imbalanced muscle atrophy.

>>29350961
they hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>29345215
Never fails to crack me up

>>29354423
>unlocks Morph Ball

>>29345215
This is the sound I make when I cum.

>>29353288
She actually died.

>>29354827
Thisa is kinda awesome though ngl

>>29340396
>He has the harness on, he just forgot to clip in to the pulley.
That makes it worse, not better

>>29354922
This is Matthias Steiner. He went on to win gold.

>>29343801
This is real, and I can prove it. Since when do women lie?

>>29354827
I'm glad he made it. I was getting ready for that weight to swing into his right side like a fucking wrecking ball.

>>29355109
he won gold in 2008
he dropped the bar on his head in 2012

>>29342412

It's worse than useless, he killed the lifter by preventing the only safe path to drop the bar.

>>29345787
>will put up a lot less fight than Larry Wheels
my bow and arrow says otherwise

>>29340633

monke

>>29340208 (OP)
All my fucking joints hurt when I lift, no matter the reps no matter the weight, no matter if I stretch beforehand. I'm taking glucosamine should u also take collagen peptides

>>29346375
based

>>29348103
I didnt even know planet fitness had benches

>>29354421
average retard from alberta