Thread 29345336

Lets remind suicidal anon its not the end of the world.

>>29345336 (OP)
this thread is gonna suck so much dick

>>29345398
I want one of those rabbits so bad.

>>29345393
As oppose to... fligu threads? Tranny threads? Poop dick threads? AI threads?

if you aint here yet there is still time

just dont take acid

good thread

>>29345516
sthuch sthilliness I tell you

>>29345520
Heavy man

>>29345530
an observer is the most resilient.

>>29345567
>seagull of christ shits on devil mobile

>>29345578
The spirits if my ancestors are angry and demand an additional fee. Plus spiritual ptsd (post terrestrial spirit disorder) your total for today: your soul >:}

>>29345409
>Limecat is not amused.
>neither is his girlfriend, Weavekitty.

>>29345594
best birthday present ever

>>29345459
Now hand it over…

>>29345594
100000% deserved it. I've also had a psychopathic uncle.

>>29345616
I appreciate that humor lol. For the goonies yes he had an accomplice.

>>29345627
he could have easily been firewood and food for the blind, dont do stupid stuff by yourself in nature

>>29345565
Does anyone have a webm of tom segura breaking his arm or something trying to do something similar?

>>29345578
>When you try to use level 20 magic when you are level 10

>>29345621
who gets to drink all of that now?

>>29345619
we arent the only species who likes to tenderise. Watch out for the revolt of the livestock

>>29345565
No way this guy lived I feel like...
Way too hard of a behind the head strike.

>>29345665
is he saying my bad or my bouy? lol

>>29345687
Am I bleeding

>>29345687
am i bleeding?

>>29345700
thank you very much I hear it now

>>29345711
>date] [Auto] 2 new posts
kill the mullet 25.0

This legal in NBA? It should be...

>>29345733
its from an asian country. They can literally do whatever they want as long as they arent able to send it outside china IP's wink wink

>>29345415
Trust me you dont want it unless you got a nice and big backyard cause this big thing shits and piss like theres no fucking tomorrow and it stinks a whole fucking lot.

he felt that bouncing off his rib for sure...

>>29345762
based bull

>>29345877
Sheeeiiiitt

>>29345565
He fell in the perfect position for an internal decapitation. He's lucky to be alive, let alone immediately start moving on his own.

>>29345608
lil nazi got btfo

>>29345877
Stupid hillbilly. Did a motorcycle Jeet move.

wwyd?

>>29345877
>go back a couple miles and chill for a few hours, have some lunch while you wait for the river flooding to subside
>naah fuck it, let me kill my whole family

>>29345981
Correct Answer! You Win!

>>29345924
This one a Survivor or Statistic?

>>29345581
Everyone looks at your outfit, nobody remembers your face.

>>29345954
Tell my grandkids the story every year for Christmas

>>29345565
Nigga got a hurtie

>>29345646
Man, third world cops don't fuck around

>>29345738
Wouldn't mind if that bitch punched my walls iykwim

>>29345618
>being a psychopath is having fun and saying happy birthday

You're a fucking idiot

>>29345677
God I hate faggy cyclists

>>29345729
Good
I hate people with boats

>>29345762
Found out

>>29345659
he could have just calmly went outside and put a cap on it instead of panicking like the inbred camel jockey he is.

>>29345659
Pour from a second container. 100% of the time

>>29345677
Cyclists are not people

>>29346005
>Dead nigger in the middle of the road
>Stinking to high heaven

>>29345877
Then they died

>>29345954
Stop putting vp9 in all the filenames you queerbait turdgobbler

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>>29345578
Ngl this would make me paranoid as fuck.

>>29345966
Who had the bigger feet here?

>>29345618
No surprises that reddit trannies like you hate fun

>>29346247
There are many videos of americans doing same shit at bonfires. Are they inbred pig jockeys too? Stupid nigger

>>29345717
Sweaty, just leave the drilling for the boys and stay in the "getting drilled" lane

>>29345336 (OP)
How is a girl pissing her pants on tv "rekt", you retarded faggot

>>29345473
Just because those suck, doesn't mean this one can't be good. Unnigger your mind.

>>29345677
not his fault, parked in bike lane

>>29347013
>found something new to whine like a little bitch about
Are you insufferable on purpose or is it something that just comes naturally.

>>29345677
Waiting for the "but he wasn't supposed to park there!" Bikefag response.

>>29347028
>>29347049
Ha! There it is. You jackass.

>>29345738
guess who's finally getting her powers!

>>29345762
deserved for taunting wtf show some respect man

>>29345985
damn heelys

>>29346907
>americans doing same shit at bonfires. Are they inbred pig jockeys too?
... Yes?

>>29345762
>ahaha i am going to fuck with this bull surely nothing can happen that will make me regret this!
100% deserved. why are people so unfathomably retarded?

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>>29345799
Justin beeber

>>29345809
Mexicants

>>29345646
Knocked the fabulous right out of him.

>>29345729
That dude splooshing at about :03

Kid's probably bailing, as he should. Dumbass never should have been fish-shaped in whale country

>>29345762
Some cultures are inferior to others. This Euromexican faggotry is evidence to that fact.

Also, look at the bull's left horn before & after his victory - it looks shorter afterward due to the black blood (liver wound).

>>29345877
I hope everyone, but the father made it.

>>29347477
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>29345646
The other guy went from serious to even more serious

>>29345374
imagine owning a supercar and living anywhere with-in 100 miles of nogs

>>29345565
Oh nooo lil sandal nigga!

>>29345584
Dude tried to jump with the bike at the 3 second frame. Probably slammed into the ground so hard, the bike came apart.

>>29345733
I hear your mom's going out with SQUEAK

>>29345738
>>29345802
Do ameritroons even know you can build solid walls? How I hate this fucking country. May Allah punish their insolence with fiery destruction.

>>29345711
Was he trying to snatch the bar with a clean grip and a split position ?

>>29345711
I'd love to know what this guy's specific injuries were, likely a concussion, maybe fractured skull.

>>29345459
if this niga kills you, YOU go to hell

>>29345762
Yeah that's smart. Smack the bull right on the head right after he gored the man right next to you.

>>29345641
>in nature
explain when you're out of nature, anon.

>>29347752
>he doesn't know about the mattresses

>>29347461
>Also, look at the bull's left horn before & after his victory - it looks shorter afterward due to the black blood (liver wound).
shit, good catch anon

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>>29347752
A solid wall could have killed her, think of the women and children man

>>29345703
Worthless little nigger was going to whip the camel. Deserved.

>>29345924
Not as perfect as you think. This is called going scorpion in snowboarding and nearly every person you've ever seen on a snowboard has done it at least once.
Dangerous? Yes. Instant paralyze sentence? Hardly.
I've done that so hard I have the edge of by board indent into my helmet.
Probably 99% of people walk away from that just fine.
You don't have to be lucky to be fine, you have to be unlucky or have pre-existing to get an internal decapitation from going scorpion.

>>29347477
Fuck. I was happier not seeing it the first time

>>29345578
Didn't see that coming?

>>29345637
>Oos...scheißerr...
Kino

>>29347028
He has his hazards on. Maybe the cyclist should have been looking at the fucking road?

>>29345729
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

Total cyclist death (not sure if he dead)

>>29349883
both use one hand and are surprised. stupid citizens

>>29345655
He sits up at the end.

>>29345573
How many teeth did he lose?

>>29345393
Like your mom on weekends

>>29345459
You are gonna taste defeat

>>29345634
Flare guns are real?

>>29350390
That's a roman candle...

>>29345726
He lost the pass

>>29345738
Nice "walls" amerimuts

>>29345804
How did they not see each other coming?

>>29347653
He didn't even slam it that hard the bike was just shit.

>>29350430
she went with the beat at least

>>29345336 (OP)
>Non death Rekt

>>29350236
That and they are carrying it by some small cardboard tab the size of a postage stamp.

>>29349461
I don't get it.

>>29350488
Lol I had a friend attempt to break a wine bottle over his head and he fell into the fire pit too. The loudest and most hilarious bonk sound ever. Needless to say the bottle didn't break and he ended up with 3rd degree burns on his arm and side. There's always that one tard in the friend group.

>>29350482
"POW! RIGHT IN THE PISSA!"

>>29345726
KEK this nigga found out how we white people be white.

“May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping.”

>>29345762
Fuck with the Bull you get the horns

>>29345729
Is this reel?

>>29345336 (OP)
>Non death Rekt

>>29346668
This is how /k/ bro's do it.

>>29345573
why didnt he pull up before the change?
fucking noobtube

>>29347653
did you watch the video, bot? did you?

>>29350748
Are you trying to tell me that LLM's are watching and commenting on gore/rekt threads on /gif/?

>>29350788
Sustipher I would not go down alice holes with glass fingers

>>29350457
>retards are surprised that a firecracker going off in his hand has completely fucked it up
Isn't that shit in the news every single year?

>>29346650
what the fuck is happening there?

>>29345877
>ne boytsa
famous last words

>>29350414
nice "dick" retard

>>29347477
I don't get it

>>29350906
probably a couple with a spanking fetish playing around, luck guy.

>>29345398
There's hella meat in there

>>29345578
The chakras weren't happy that day

>>29345353
Song?

>>29351026
missing kitty

>>29350533

Ego turns people into retards. The elites have fixed up a system where people are continuously dumbed down by their diet and what they watch - it's very subtle population control of idiots.

>>29345704
what kind of third world country "pool" is that lmao

>>29345655
I "should have died" from a lot of things in my life... still here.
the human body can be inredibly durable

>>29345809
God americans are so dumb

>>29350469
>death by speeding dog
Such a retarded way to go

>>29347752
We have earthquakes and don't want to be killed by the stone walls falling on us
Plus it allows up to customize houses a lot quicker and better

>>29345374
Was that a rocket launcher?

>>29351344
That's not an American fire extinguisher

>>29345398
These bunnies are carnivores by the way.

>>29345751
>this big thing shits and piss like theres no fucking tomorrow and it stinks a whole fucking lot.
So it's basically a tranny?

>>29351651
>We have earthquakes and don't want to be killed by the stone walls falling on us
Exactly. In 2018 there was a 7.0 earthquake in Anchorage Alaska. There were zero deaths and only cosmetic damage. If the same earthquake hit in Rome or Turkey thousands would be dead and there would be massive damage.

>>29345619
song name?

>>29347477

I've seen this but don't see what is happening.

>>29351667
No, it was the Super Scope for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The niggers thought it was rocket launcher.

>>29351804
Nothing happens. It's posted in reckt threads because it's almost two minutes long and wastes everyone's time.

>>29345799
>that weird twist by the fence at the end
yup, AI. almost fooled me

>>29349883
>watching manly man sport
>grab you wittle snack like a gurl
lol

>>29350482
I'm showing my ignorance here but aren't there protectors or pads that you can use if in such a role?

>>29350564
pussy status?

>>29349867
>ebonics
kys

>>29345459
still better aim than tyrone and his boys

>>29350471
he later died from embarrassment

>>29350538
healthy at any weight

>>29350553
no, this is patrick

>>29350906
ASSassins Creed

>>29350363
you mean defeet

>>29350891
Yeah but every year we get a new crop of young/underage faggots who don't listen until one of their friends becomes an example for the rest of them

>>29345491
LMAO

>>29350618
based granny, zoom zoom BTFO

>>29352012
Yes but they can be bulky and make you hot and sweaty and mr I've been doing this for years decided not to wear any of it. That last shot makes me think he wasn't even wearing a simple cup. 10 bucks, you just slide that shit down into your underwear and you're good

>>29351868
why do you retards keep saying this, just admit you're blind and move on

>>29352291
Can only hope

>>29345582
FUCK YOU SHORSEY!

>>29352402
Then enlighten us you fucking nigger. It's like that other webm where it looks like a guy is about to throw a small dog out of a plane but it's snow. Then the comments make it obvious like OHY GOD WHAT THE FUCK MODDDDDDDDDS.

>>29350743
NO WAY THE SMOKE DETECTOR WAS ON

>>29345393
a thread that makes me laugh AND sucks my dick? sounds like a good deal to me.

>>29352542
Lol this is the one event in black people's lives that leads to the batteries needing to be switched and they just won't do it

>>29345707
Why do people freak out about mice? They're physically harmless. Yes they can spread disease, but that's really after prolonged close exposure.

>>29345918
Needs to be an edit of this set to Steal My Sunshine by Len

>>29345491
How Trevor Moore really died that fateful night

>>29351226
ok

>>29345733
I’d have shot it into the back of her head.

>>29352367
Its ok though, they are living life to the max potential and have plenty of stories to tell to their grandkids. Fuck listening to prude older generation and their tales of caution. YOLO

>>29352291
He later died of monkey pox at SF pride cause once you go bull you don't go back

>>29352662
Not sure about mice but my 30 year old co worker freaked out because he saw a rat at work. He stood there screaming in fear for like a whole minute.
I learned that day that rats can jump pretty high.

>>29352760
And then you'd have disqualified your team because you couldn't wait to get back at them at another time. Retard

>>29345573
why do people try to do tricks with that shit
get a bicycle, skateboard or whatever

>>29350694
I hate that he actually got away with it

>>29345578
cut to Professor Trelawny freaking tf out

>>29350469
that dog is going to jail for a long time

>>29347797
hes being a retard

>>29349461
faggot

>>29349610
>an internal decapitation
words
how do they work

>>29353188
I don't get it, what's the problem?

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>>29353307
are you the same guy that was advertising some blue bitch some weeks ago? same MO

>>29353313
It's a bot

>>29353255
really?

>>29353495
You're hung up on "internal decapitation"? Do you not know what it is?

>>29353495
Are you gonna act like a retard for the next 5+ replies?

>>29352291
Kek

>>29345677
biker here, if I see some car parked in bike line I just smash it, the bike lane is for us, not them

>>29353539
But would you inexplicably crash into the car like that seemingly blind retard?

>>29350528
shes so lucky holy shit

>>29350906
strange guy followed her home, knocked her out and is now dragging her inside to rape her

>>29351802
himitsu da yo

>>29345641
esl jeet go home

>>29345641
What the fuck are you even talking about schizo?

>>29350390
Found the third world retard.
That's not a flare gun and yes flare guns are real.

>>29347028
>>29349737
That was extremely obvious bait you retard.

>>29350788
im saying that was the most auto generated botpost ive seen today.
didnt even match the video

>>29353539
>>29353550
You fell for obvious bait. Retard.

>>29345459
Is it a footed or wheeld robbery?

>>29351226
what the fuck are you on about?

>>29347461
>>29348354
Obvious Samefag. Also theres no such thing as black blood you schizo retard, you could Google it before talking out of your ass

>>29352012
cups don't protect from pain whatsoever lol

>>29353516
>>29353522
ok retard

>>29353688
where in my post did I mention those

>>29350471
Good

>>29350504
Why are you lying?

>>29353712
>NUH UH!!!

>>29353690
So you don't know, you don't want to admit it and you're making yourself look even more like an idiot. Got it.

>>29350906
Are you blind or stupid?

>>29353690
Lol, this man got humiliated as an anon. What a little bitch.

>>29350471
>Go to an event where guys square off against murder !machines
>let out annoying screams when the inevitable happens
I hate screeching women so much.

>>29351198
not true at all

>>29345954
Weak puny pathetic Brown sissy bois can’t handle allat ass, SHE BUILT FOR BIG WHITE COCK!

>>29353717
very ironic keep going

>>29353717
>>29353742
lol retard

>>29352871
>30yr old
>he
..... JFC

>>29350528
>that faggot laugh

Laughed a lot
Thx

>>29347477
you're a real sick fucker anon

>>29345520
Video was reversed. Observe the flow direction of water.