Thread 29353604

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>>29353633
sauce

>>29353633
>>29353748
stillmslynn

i think its very interesting they always fail to address the point raised and therefor they conceded the victory to me

>>29352716
anon>>29351186
this guy was having a meltdown typing out paragraphs
>you think you have to post pornography
sir this is an adult board why else would you be here if anything you need to be grateful to those who are posting porn for you

>>29353604 (OP)
>>29353623

People that are into short hair girls/tomboys are just trying to substitute their desires for manlove by masquerading their women by making them look as masculine as possible without offending God by going full gay.
Next step is muscle women, you'll see.

You have to be literally gay to be sexually attracted to this. All their femininity blasted away, and no wonder since they are doing their utmost to give themselves the closest thing to HRT without resorting to drugs (although no doubt many roid).

You are attracted to women who are turning themselves more into men. You gay nigga.

because really at the end of the day it really just boils down to
>why don't you make what you want to see

>>29354029
What you are doing is called "Projecting".

>>29353604 (OP)
who is this and what is this subculture called?

>>29354029
Requesting version of this webm with chimp sounds, please.

Just admit you like men at this point holy shit

White women are fucking disgusting, pic related

>reposting something that was deleted by mods
very bold

>>29354871
You shouldn't post this girl anymore. Last time she was posted (which was a few weeks ago), the mods deleted the picture because her face filters made her look underage.

>>29353604 (OP)
Next time, put some rules in the OP so the spammers and schizos are prevented from shitting up the thread.

>>29353988
>sir this is an adult board why else would you be here if anything you need to be grateful to those who are posting porn for you
I'll kowtow right away to your statue right now oh heavenly savior. Delusions. Of. Grandeur. Seems like this really hit a nerve for you, since you're still seething.

Reposting some older ones I made too.

That's it for now. Might make more later on.

>>29353627
Oh lord. Imagine seeing someone so pretty irl and she's just filming herself like this

>>29353639
sauce?

>>29355371
Stop fucking replying to trolls, Anon. The scumbags just jerk off to the (You)s.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, and I absolutely love diving into wild conversations. I'm a bit on the playful side and enjoy teasing guys to see just how far I can take things during our chats. I thrive on the thrill of pushing boundaries while keeping it fun and flirty! I do have a bit of anxiety, so meeting people out in the world isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all about those fun text exchanges—it makes everything so much easier! Hit me up on that app with the ghost logo: E-m-miblok-z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Looking forward to some spicy chats!

>>29355371
>ignoring the paragraph long meltdown>>29351186
i just think that's very interesting!

>>29355890
Everything he said about you is right, and it seems to have really bothered you, since you are still seething about it almost 24 hours later.

>>29356054
if that helps you cope sure but anytime you have to pull a leftist playbook and type out a paragraphy you've already lost!

>>29354029
Not true. I like guys with long hair.

>>29356127
kek

>>29354795
Ew, yucky

>>29356127
>I like girls who look like boys and boys who look like girls
Kinda based. Noticed a lot of tomboys date long-haired dudes. Seems like it be a thing actually.

>>29353639
source?

>>29353633
I would like to attach here that webm of Indian eunuchs showing of his cutted dicks.
Just for comparison...

>>29353604 (OP)
sauce?

>>29353623
Whomst?

>>29353625
sawce?

>>29355614
wtf gross

>>29356548
Essaere

>>29353648
anyone remember the infatuation /gif/ had with this woman years and years ago? Like 2015-16 ish?

Think she was a mexican escort or something good summer beating off to her

>>29356556
Haha, that's Girls Out West for you. I like some armpit play but I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. That's why I keep it to a minimum and post some once in a while.

>>29354029
>>29353604 (OP)
where do I get an 18 year old FTM gf/bf?

Idk who this is... but if anyone has sauce that would be much appreciated

>>29355604
Name?

>>29356696
Serachai
Sera_Chai
Dirty_Chai
Tequilaslut
WhiskeyWench
Serabelle
Serapie
Seracha
Seraberry
Serabyte
Serapanda
Seraluna
Seraphine_

Those are all the names I know she's done stuff under. If you want the teddy bear videos specifically, I believe last I checked both were uploaded on Cambro, one as serabelle and one as serachai.

>>29353953
Sauce pleez

>>29353633
>the zoomer fluoride stare

>>29353965
>>29353959
>>29353970
>>29353953
please stop with the middle aged women

>>29356793
>If only you knew how cap things really are
>>29356798
Yeah, at least post like Ryan Keely or Olive Glass instead of these creatures that look like they walked out of Dr. Frankenstein's lab.

>>29356681
who?

>>29356810
Kill yourself, phonefag.

>>29356807
>cap
Only faggots and nogs use that word in that context.

>>29353627
This is what 13 year old towel boys looked like in ancient Greece

>>29355763
sauce?

>>29356901
See >>29356881

>>29356900
weird thing to say but ok

>>29355693
Looks like my ex, name?

>>29356988
What the fuck is with the phone fags tonight? Stop being retarded and figure out how to read the filename. Dumb fucking fuck.

>>29353623
stop with the tats

>>29356602
The Misc was obsessed with her too. She was Brazilian I think, and she had an astonishingly annoying voice. There was another clip of her that went around where she's casually stark naked at a crowded house party and she cheerfully shouts something at the camera in her grating voice.

>>29357071
Grow up.

>>29357246
fucking disgusting

>>29357249
I found a board that might be more your speed, Anon. >>>/lgbt/

>>29353643
>>29354323
>>29355608
salsa?

>>29356881
You'll soon learn to hate, let the hate flow through you.

I've been hating before you could crawl.

>>29356798
shut your faggot mouth nigger

>>29357583
sauce?

>>29357583
C'mon man, that's barely even short hair... Where do we draw the line in this thread anyway? I always said chin-length and shorter.

>>29357619
It's always been above the shoulders.

>>29357619
Up to and touching the shoulders

>>29357390
First one is himikaccr

Never forget Kittens

Couldn't if I tried.

>>29358097
>>29358107
My honest respect, gentlemen

>>29353633
ai overlords save us and replace the zoomer head.

>>29355693
Looks like a post operation transvestite.

>>29358167
Please invest in a dictionary, saar.

>>29356916
Based and 'see link' pilled.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. with a playful side and a love for deep, spicy chats. I have a soft spot for teasing and getting playful reactions – it’s a thrill to see how far I can take it! I tend to be a bit shy in public, so I prefer to connect with fun people online. If you’re into naughtiness behind the screen, let's explore that together! Hit me up on the app by adding me: e-l ys iapj zq x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Looking forward to some flirty fun!

>>29358260
Buy an ad, saar.

>>29358260
14/Batman/Cali

sauce would be appreciated

>>29357583
middle age women look like men because of their higher testosterone. you are the homo that likes men

>>29358344
actually hot

>>29356746
Cherry Devivre

>>29358423
write me a paragraph

>>29358344
Davina leos

>>29357992
hot and more?

>>29353627
The product of generations of glorious Spartan Tomboyism.

>>29357476
>delusions of grandeur
ok dog

>>29353953
>>29353958
>>29353959
>>29353965
>>29353970

>>29353965
>>29353958
MOAR

I love short haired hotties

>>29356688
I think that's her.

>>29356900
That's not a bug that's a feature.

>>29359148
so you're a pederast?

>>29358909
Hannah Brooks.
>>29359128
Rachel Cook

>>29359229
more of rachel?

>>29358097
>>29358107
who? more?

LOL

>>29354029
>Women with long hair = not gay, but i'll make up some crackpot theory on how it is
>Women with short hair = gay
Meds, schizo.

>>29357249
But it's not disgusting when it comes to fake plastic bimbos with disgusting disproportionate bolt-ons. Nice goomba fallacy.

>>29359607
thread is full of schizo shit like that
>women sucking/licking a man's balls = ok
>women move down lower by 2 inches below the balls = gay

>>29353633
I can't take this seriously because of the broccoli head.

This thread always become "interesting".

>>29357115
Dissapointing

>>29359036
gimme the sawce bawss

>>29356881
who?

>>29359660
>skibidi
hnng
>bussin'
aah
>fr fr
ooh
>no cap

>>29359660
frfr?

>>29356900
>sees a beautiful woman (female)
>I'M A GAY PEDOPHILE I'M A GAY PEDOPHILE I'M A GAY PEDOPHILE
What causes this behavior?

>>29359956
>GAY PEDOPHILE
there's no need to repeat yourself

>>29359660
stop the cap

>>29359100
Wrong Anon, faggot.

>>29359660
dude's absolutely packin tho, does your haircut even matter with that big of a cock

well if the glove fits...

>>29360234
xjennataliax
>inb4 copypasta

>>29356498
yoursmalldoll

>>29360243
Also went by NaughtyNights back in the day on Chaturbate. Good times. Wish I had recordings of my privates with them.

you pay for whores online? that's kinda sad

>>29358423
women with short hair look like men because of their short hair. you are the homo who likes men

Online, offline, whenever I can.

>>29353953

Is this spherehunter

GDWA

>>29360320
why do you know who that is

>>29360361

Because the freak is associated with Capcom for some reason

>>29360345
who?

>>29359760
Moar buzzcuts

>>29360369
bunnyblep on redgifs is where i found it

>>29360374
>>29360371
sauce?

>>29357583

You are by FAR the worst tripfag in the history of /gif/. All of your content is fucking awful and you keep mucking up threads with dog shit plastic bimbo content everyday.

Would you just stop already you fucking faggot? No one likes tripfags and no one likes your dog shit content. Grow up, this isn't reddit.

>>29360568
>You are by FAR the worst tripfag in the history of /gif/.
That's not even remotely true. Although the content is pretty lame, I'll grant you.

>>29360568
blint is worse desu

or is he actually blint

>>29360573

There are worse tripfags on other boards, but on /gif/? I don't remember seeing another trip that sticks out like some of the memorable ones. If there was one worse I'd probably remember it. I still remember manlytears and that one black tripfag that was almost cool but still a tripfag on /v/. I feel like this guy sticks out as abnormally fucking awful because the only purpose of this board is to laugh, cum, or watched fucked up shit if you're still in that weird edgy phase of your life where seeing shovel dog or tub girl is transformative content.

This content is just got awful.

>>29360576

Namefags aren't nearly as bad, when people think they deserve a unique identifier because of their le ebin 4chan rep it's where it gets awful. At least with namefags you can pretend to be them to troll them, it becomes public domain.

>>29356900
Based on this, I'm pretty sure you're the one who originally uploaded this onto Spankbang years ago. I'm glad my morbid curiosity eventually got me to click on it despite the gay as fuck title you gave it. It's one my favorite videos of all time now.

>>29360652
its definitely blint's alt trip both of them seem to have similar tastes

>>29360668
who and more buzzcuts pls

>>29357639
>>29357683
Well in that case, Nuri just barely makes the cut, so I'm gonna post her.

>>29353623
I'd just go to an art gallery at this point. She's practically still wearing clothes with all that ink.

>>29356671
College. Met mine at a bar with friends.

>>29360823
Yeah, I can appreciate a few aesthetically pleasing tattoos, but sometimes it becomes a bit much, lol.

Forgive the quality, it's the best I've ever been able to find of this scene in full.

nina la mer / nina_moon.There are at least 3 other models with the handle ninamoon so her content is tricky to find.

>>29360823
tats are a psyop to get white people to ruin their beautiful skin

>>29360870
Fuck off and die, parrot.

>>29360878
ok jew who wants white people to destroy their beauty with tats

>>29360870
Pretty sure white people have been tattooing themselves since before the Roman Empire. Highly doubt the psyop goes as far back as the Iceni.

>>29360883
>Pretty sure white people have been tattooing themselves
you got a single fact to back that up

>>29360883
Just because has been done for a long time doesn't mean its right for example Greeks and their pederasty. Whites should never pollute their beautiful skin, anyone arguing otherwise is nonwhite

>>29360883
Ötzi the iceman was covered in tattoos and lived 5000 years ago.
>>29360884
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi#Skeletal_details_and_tattooing
>>29360889
Jesus faggotty Christ, take it to /pol/ you fucking child.

>>29360889
we love tattoos here the more tatted up the hotter

>>29360898
>Equating short parallel marks to the abomination like>>29353623 or>>29360898
confirmed for nonwhite

>>29360918
>SQUAWK! goes the parrot.

>>29360924
Did this come from a movie? name?

>>29360898
>a couple of parallel lines is the same as marring your entire body
yeah no

Here are the facts, jack. Love short haired girls. Love pixie cuts. Love bobs. Love buzzcuts. Love shaved sides. Love their boobs. Love their butts. Love their pussy. Love their bellies. Love their legs. Love their feet. Love their pits. Love 'em tattooed. Love 'em plain. Love 'em tan or brown. Love 'em pale as the virgin snow. Love 'em with big ol titties. Love 'em with barely there itty bitties. Love 'em a little thick. Love 'em skinny as a stick. Love me tomboys. Love me hipsters. Love me arthoes. Love me wine aunts. Love me neighborhood milfs. Love me emos, punks and goths. If you don't love any of that, what are you doing here?

>>29360989
this. love it when they tongue my anus

>>29356259
Got a problem with biological women?

>>29360987
61, yes it is, and kill yourself.

>>29361014
yeah no not even close

>>29361016
Then go whine about it on the only board that cares. >>>/pol/
Sheep.

>>29361021
...you do know the pro tat crowd are the normies and the sheep right?

>>29361024
Normies, yes. Sheep no. Think about it, there are so many people who get ink for so many different reasons, bikers, metalheads, alt chicks, tramp stamp sluts, etc.
The anti-tattoo crowd however, are absolutely sheep. They hate tattoos because they're social media feed is telling them it's some sort of global conspiracy to destroy their race. Then they parrot that retard hate all over the place.
It's like standing outside of a packed football stadium screeching about "muh sportsball." They're the sad ones.

>no it is not the majority that is the sheep
anon...

>>29361050
>they're
derp.

>>29361051
>A minority of people have schizophrenia, therefore it's the sane people that are crazy.
Great fucking logic, bud.

>>29361060
it is the majority that is schizo marring their bodies tho
nice try with the false equivalence tho

>>29360924
Busted so Many loads to this scene

>>29360857
who?

>>293610651
>SQUAWK! If I repeat what they tell me enough, maybe it'll come true! SQUAWK!

>>29360999
I don't love that in particular, but I like it more than Frankenstein's monster >>29353953
>>29360989
Forgot to add, love 'em straight as an arrow. Love 'em as pussy eating dykes. Love 'em with brightly dyed danger hair. Love 'em au naturel. I am aware these statements may be controversial.

>>29361086
here have a higher quality emlyia

>>29361074
If you tap the part on your phone that shows the file size and file type, it'll show you the name of the webm. If you are going to use 4chinz on the phone, please learn the proper techniques for doing so. Thank you.

>>29357115
do you have the vid?

>>29361117
It doesn't show anything :(

>>29361060
Can you stop replying to trolls, thank you

>>29361123
What's that saying? Teach a man to fish and he'll turn into Moby Dick? Or something like that.

>>29361135
See >>29361127

>>29361135
teach a man to make webms and he'll be able to fill his thread with what he wants to see instead of relying on the charity of others

>>29361161
I don't think that's an idiom.

>>29361167
For good reason.

>>29361175
so you're the asshole who started the lexi belle request thread

>>29360985
filename

>>29361167
could be split into a couple different ones like pulling yourself up by your bootstraps or beggars can't be choosers

Any Kristen Stewart?

>>29361161
i am struggling i am using a two pass and still the quality is crap, ultimatly i want everything to come out under 2mb with no audio average length is 18 seconds. i solve for bitrate using ("$mbLimt"*8192/$average_length) k. timeLimit was static at 45 now changing it to average_length+5 see what happens.

ffmpeg -loglevel warning -hide_banner -stats -i "$inFile.mp4" -vf "scale=-1:-1" -t "$timeLimit" -an -c:v libvpx -b:v "$bitrate" -quality best -slices 4 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 16 -threads 2 -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null -y ;
ffmpeg -loglevel quiet -hide_banner -stats -i "$inFile.mp4" -vf "scale=-1:-1" -t "$timeLimit" -an -c:v libvpx -b:v "$bitrate" -quality best -slices 4 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 16 -threads 2 -pass 2 -metadata title="($author) $title" "/webm/$inFile.webm" -y ;

>>29361178
I am not. Just happen to have the same file. Love me some Lexi though.

>>29361200
>under 2mb
? the limit is 4

>>29361206
She was so fucking hot in Seberg. A shame one of her best nude scenes of all time was wasted on blacked shit.

>>29361206
i think he started the armpit request threads.

>>29361256
I have no clue what you're talking about. You need me to call someone?

>>29361206
what movie is this from

>>29361206
>>29361285
>what movie is this from
Personal Shopper. Easily the hottest KS has looked.

>>29360862
>>29360864
>>29360867
Looks like my ex, more?

>>29354795
>>29361013
Bitch looks like Markiplier.

>>29356708
Thanks!!!

>>29357617
annistar

>>29360554 That's Niquidoll pre implants.

>>29358697
sauce?

>>29360931
>>29361021
Name? Same girl?

>>29360656
Do you have the full video somewhere?

>>29362223
Well that's certainly a new level of stupid.

>>29361206
moar

>>29362234
I haven't uploaded it anywhere no. Not sure if it's still floating around the web somewhere. I should one day upload my growing collection of short haired girl self foot worship videos to somewhere. No idea where to do it though.

does anyone know who this chick is?
>webm related

>>29353633
who's that boy?

>>29358344

U.S. Marine Corps

>>29357246
No he's right

>>29361400
fucking tattoos spoil everything they touch i swear

Someone must have tattooed your brain then.

>>29356696
retard

>>29360668
sauce?

>>29362351
Neonalice333

>>29362687
>Neonalice333
Thank you, anon

>>29357246
Didn't know being an adult meant accepting graffiti. hmm
usually it's telling people, "yes that is a naked body, natural." not that same with tattoos

>>29363065
No, being an adult means not screeching about it to people who obviously don't care. You'll understand when you're older.

>>29353639
No sauce?

>>29353623
Ghetto looking trash

>>29361122
Sorry, I last saw it like ten years ago.

>>29360836
how old are you. can you do that at 30?

>>29353623
What the fuck is that thing

>>29363586
A sex machine that will let you do absolutely anything.

>>29363593
>A sex machine
disgusting subhuman dumpster

>>29363051
Source?

>>29353939
>stillmslynn
full video? could not find >>29353633

made some new

>>29360668
>No sound

>>29363677
But enough about your mother.

>>29362031
>>29360374
>>29360371
anyone has an archive of old tiktoks? those were so hot and she deleted them all

>>29363583
Sure. I'm a little over 30 myself. Just try getting someone that's still a millennial or risk the whole "problematic age gap" that zoomers keep blabbing about. But that's also fading away as they come to the realization that most men in their generation are a bunch of bitter incels that can't fuck, and they should settle for some millennial manchild dick instead.

>>29364004
??
Why are you simpin for a whore? Have some self respect kid.

>>29363916
>480p

>>29361060
Sauce
Who is she