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Anonymous No.29394399 >>29394406 >>29394417 >>29394420 >>29394505 >>29394557 >>29394641 >>29394702 >>29395094 >>29395251 >>29395726 >>29395871 >>29395955 >>29395962 >>29396095 >>29396100 >>29396139 >>29396231 >>29396547 >>29396755 >>29397009 >>29397082 >>29397316 >>29397366 >>29397450 >>29397480 >>29397608 >>29397616 >>29397925 >>29397960
Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the summer, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life. While you are here gooning it out on a beautiful summer's weekday. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?
Anonymous No.29394406 >>29394424 >>29394498
>>29394399 (OP)
I follow a life of order and logic, so that includes the common sense that my crush that I love and refused to fuck when she gave me the chance is better off never having fucked the disgusting specimen which is I, both because of her reputation and my small 4 inch dick, she would have been scarred for life. So I am doing a good deed by dying a virgin because I don't punish any woman by having her touched by a disgusting human such as me, might have lung cancer as I cant stop coughing for a year now and coughed up blood 2 days in a row so I am also doing the world a favour by not inhabiting it anymore
Anonymous No.29394417 >>29397276
>>29394399 (OP)
I don't have a crush. I'm not thirteen.
I've evolved beyond the need of companionship and have never been more productive. I look at those I grew up with who're now burdened with families with pity.
To be single is to be free.
Anonymous No.29394420
>>29394399 (OP)
I don't have a crush. I'm fine with jerking to porn when I get the unga bunga orgasm urge.
Anonymous No.29394424
>>29394406
Learn to love yourself before falling for someone else. Heartbreak in life is inevitable, and obstacles are meant for growth. If you've never suffered in life, you'll never evolve.
You have plenty to live for, I'm sure - even if you aren't aware of it.
Love yourself, confront, appologize, forgive, move on. Life is what you make it, it's a trip and it's beautiful with its ups and downs.
take care anon
Anonymous No.29394498
>>29394406
Sex is overrated as fuck. If you let being a virgin dominate your life, you're doing yourself a huge disservice.
Anonymous No.29394505
>>29394399 (OP)
I reconnected with my ex, and she had done literally nothing with her life. try harder next time anon
Anonymous No.29394557 >>29395603
>>29394399 (OP)
I nutted in my crushes and have 7 heirs from 5 baby mamas. I'm 40 years old and no longer become infatuated with other people. They all suck to various degrees, some of them are mostly okay, but as a general rule people are shit and the closer their skin tone is to actual fesces the less likely they are to be of any quality. The bottom line is BWC rules the actual world and the rest of you try to keep up. Maybe the real crush was the cooms we had along the way.
Anonymous No.29394641
>>29394399 (OP)
I won't end it
I also don't care about a bitch with a fuck hole thinks about anything
You are a master simp and a societal parasite normy
Aww did Mommy let you get your dick wet today? Must have been your turn before she gets turned out by 3 of her ex's
Haha imagine living your life for a woman, pathetic and despicable
Anonymous No.29394702 >>29395126
>>29394399 (OP)
i'm married.
i only come to /gif/ for ylyl threads because my wife is hot as fuck and porn is boring as shit.
hope this helps!
Anonymous No.29394958 >>29395849
I was mid thirties kissless vigrin. I finially got sick of being a fat loser and I've lost 150lbs. I decided to put myself out there on dating apps.

She messaged me first. She loves everything I love. She doesn't play stupid relationship games. She's a late 20s colorful punk rock girl and she's gorgeous. We've started dating and we talk every day.

I don't even care about sex, I just want to spend time with her.

You'll get there anons.
Anonymous No.29395094
>>29394399 (OP)
She has a girlfriend and before she went off to law school just a few weeks ago they'd probably made each other cum a few times by that point. Then I wonder why I even liked her when I couldn't even get to bee myself around her...
Anonymous No.29395126
>>29394702
Same here man. I'm also not racist and do not have all the words associated with a brack a peeper filtered out, because I'm not racist and I totally view the bracks as fully formed human beings and not disgusting la creaturas.
Anonymous No.29395251
>>29394399 (OP)
Having a crush is for women. What you're saying sounds like some gay shit to me.
Anonymous No.29395603
>>29394557
Nice larp buddy
Anonymous No.29395726
>>29394399 (OP)
>Your crush
I don't have a crush
Anonymous No.29395849
>>29394958
thanks for sharing anon
Anonymous No.29395871
>>29394399 (OP)
>your crush
Stopped reading there. This isn't highschool anymore bud.
Im 30 something. Old. Tired. With wife and kid. Nothing matters. Your goals, my goals dont matter.
Find your own path. If you dont have what youre looking for, and cant reasonably get it, maybe its time to look for something else.
Anonymous No.29395884
i'm here like once a week or twice a month, not that regular. I used to downland and have a little local collection of webms but one day i had like 30gb and tried to remember when was the last time i saw one of the webm in that collection and that where i realized that i justo had like a FOMO problem and i was kind of anxiety issue.

Then i just deleted like half of the 30gb and then the other half and i just stop having this constant voice in my head telling me "probably there is [topic] thread and is going hard" but that never happens and that is why i stop bieng a regular visitor of this board.

Now i just visiti like once in a week or a month y dont download anything that is my only rule, and just enjoy.
Anonymous No.29395932
I don't goon here I come for the funny videos
Anonymous No.29395955
>>29394399 (OP)
>Crush
I haven't had a crush in decades and Im married
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.29395962
>>29394399 (OP)
I don't have a crush and it's 10:16 PM
Anonymous No.29396062
21yo never had a female friend just jerking it before bed so i can work tommorow and for the rest of my life.

I wonder every day why i keep doing this and not just end it. I feel like i'll never be happy, it feels imposible to find your own apartment or a person who'd like to live with you and marry. I just want a person to love.

Just a quick dopamine hit so i can keep going and keep the machine of society going while it chews me up.
Anonymous No.29396091
dont have a crush but ok
Anonymous No.29396095
>>29394399 (OP)
Never had a crush. Never will have a crush. Already a wizard and enjoying freedom too much than to risk it for a woman or relationship. Lost my virginity to an escort, fucked some more and i figured that sex is not worth a binding relationship. Every married friend I know is miserable and they cannot even sneak out for beer.
Anonymous No.29396100
>>29394399 (OP)
I'm 5'5 no woman will ever genuinely love me or want me. All my hopes and dreams are gone there's nothing to look forward to anymore if i'm going to die alone
Anonymous No.29396139
>>29394399 (OP)
My crush is a single mom with a pitbull.
She went back to using her maiden name after the divorce, so I could find her on Facebook.
She's pretty, but the posts are all pro-faggotry and nigger shit, so the kid will be probably forcibly trooned out.

I mean I dunno what you're here for Schlomo Shekelkike, but it aint working. Try posting more niggerporn..
Anonymous No.29396231
>>29394399 (OP)
>While you are here gooning it out on a beautiful summer's weekday

99% of threads are tranny, faggot and nigger shit... Rather make Hitler thread faggot
Anonymous No.29396547
>>29394399 (OP)
stfu niggerfaggot, stop being paralyzed by shit you can't do nothing with and do something
Anonymous No.29396755
>>29394399 (OP)
Married my chrush. RIP LIBTARDS and sorry /b/ros.
Anonymous No.29397009
>>29394399 (OP)
i have a gf
Anonymous No.29397082 >>29397229
>>29394399 (OP)
I asked her out and she said no
fuck you want me to do, rape?
Anonymous No.29397181
some people just meant to be alone
Anonymous No.29397229
>>29397082
Ask again until she says yes. About 20 Times.
Anonymous No.29397233
Haven't had a crush in almost 5 years. I get considerably more play and offers when I'm not interested or invested in someone. Plus, I've learned that I have way more fun and peace hanging out with my dog in the woods. Also,
>forging meaningful connections
>getting ahead in life
Girls do not do these things any more than men do, especially not the super social ones. I was part of a "go out every weekend" friend group before I moved, and all the girls hated each other. Their fondness is the wind, and their friendships are tumbleweeds. Not to mention that going out and getting creampied on an old dude's yacht doesn't tangibly help them "get ahead in life."
Countretardo No.29397257
Your post was so savage you tore me a new asshole, with a few words you made me question all my life chooses. While simultaneously cementing yourself as a authority on everything cool, ohh I envy you so
Anonymous No.29397276 >>29397441
>>29394417
>I don't have a crush. I'm not thirteen.
Crushes never end, you never grow out of it. I'm 33 and I have a crush on my 25 year old friend. It is a crush in every sense of the word.
Anonymous No.29397316 >>29397330
>>29394399 (OP)
my gf likes to watch gif and rekt
when she;s not busy cooking and cleaning
she's always horny yet not fat
feels like i won some kinda lotto desu
Anonymous No.29397330 >>29397356
>>29397316
i told a girl who's into pepe and shit that i like gif for the rekt threads and she got mad
accidentally let another girl i dated know that i knew what chris chan was and she stopped talking to me because she said it was incel 4chan shit
Anonymous No.29397356
>>29397330
be more handsome next time
Anonymous No.29397366 >>29397401 >>29397428
>>29394399 (OP)
>"socializing, making memories, forging meaningful connections"

Prosocialist piss right here.

The world is built, not talked into being.

I have a couple of inventions in the pipe, one of which has already gotten first round funding, and now looking at state minimi-plus for the first prototype. Next meeting is on the 5th and then the day after that an investor network sit-down.

This is weak. Even given that this is bait, the fact that you thought of the idea of making it signals your own weakness, in that it's seeking another kind of validation.

Why are you weak? Why do you work off that this kind of shit might be fun, let alone next slip into the poisonous assumption that "community" might be some kind of answer? Whoops, immediately answered the question right there.

Put down the Death Sticks and rethink your life. Bitch. You're alone, we're all alone, and that is absolutely fine and moral so long as you pull your weight however small, and there's fun shit to do and real people to engage with in a non-pressured way. "Community" and "validation" is LARPing for parasites, encouraged by HR managers and politicians and imams, so they can use you as device for their own evil and fake jobs and wasteful existence.

Your trollposting itself is part of the LARP. Fake and gay. I suggest you grow up and stack shelves and then hopefully swiftly die at work.
Anonymous No.29397382
Met a chick from here who had a crush on me. She thought chatting with me somehow entitled her to sex. Raged when she realized that I wouldn't put my dick in crazy
Anonymous No.29397401 >>29397454
>>29397366
Is this copypasta? Lol. Natural peoples are much happier in a recorded way than anal retentive establishment edgelords who cast themselves as villains in their ego delusion because they will "never be the hero (boo hoo)" -- being angry is cringe and weak. Of course having a group of people who look out for you and aid you as you look out for and aid them is good. Who would want YOU to be a part of that? No one, youre right in that. Invent some hoes how bout that
Anonymous No.29397428 >>29397498
>>29397366
based and true.

ill add to stop coping over exes and just fuck some hookers and get hammered and hit on chicks at a bar. ruin your life maybe?

you can also wait around for a girl to literally walk through the door, it happened to me, it was a good few years but alcohol ruined us.

but women come and go and dating in modern culture is hard. women have dozens of men ready to fill their cunt at a moments notice if they want so you gotta look in the places where those worn out psychologically damaged whores dont hang out if you want a modest decent lady that actually respects you.
Anonymous No.29397441 >>29397482
>>29397276
>Crushes never end
Speak for yourself. I've never had a 'crush'. I've only ever seen particular women who I thought MIGHT not hate me based on personality alone and the urge to pursue them was largely built on the understanding that there was a societal expectation for me to do so.
I have never, ever encountered a girl or woman who I had a 'crush' on.
Anonymous No.29397450
>>29394399 (OP)
My crush is out there stuffing her holes with big fat nigger dick
Anonymous No.29397454
>>29397401
flailing and projection detected. You're dropping your lemons

>"invent some hoes"
even taken on its own this is funny, 'cause the Koreans and Japs are already working on exactly this as we speak

>"having a group of people who look out for you and aid you as you look out for and aid them"
the exchange is barely ever fair, and the "markers" you have to go off to see who's ingroup/outgroup encourage thoughtlessness, and the very existence of that kind of network attracts and incentivizes moochers and manipulators. uncle Kreepo or Hamildred the Poly Matriarch is always the big winner

socialism pulls toward kakistocracy, however small the scale of application
Anonymous No.29397480
>>29394399 (OP)
Crush? Nigga the what the fuck am I, 14? Nigga get a job، you 20+ years old talking about sum" oh my crush is living her best life" lmao bro romance and sex aren't the end all be alls of life, grow up, work on yourself, get right with God and the bitches will fallow.

You Americans have been conditiond heavily by your media, that if you don't have a wife or a girlfriend by a certain age you're somehow a loser. Let me tell you something, if you need a bitch to complete your life, because you cannot complete it yourself, the you don't deserve a woman by your side.
Anonymous No.29397482
>>29397441
are you one of those ayyy sexuals?
Anonymous No.29397498
>>29397428
Thx. But don't you talk shit 'bout alcohol.

The problem I've found is that women just don't have to grow up, so they get stuck in that High School clique mindset, "fake it 'til you make it" and "just put up a front like you deserve things, you're above it, visualize and manipulate and maneuver, and eventually you'll come across some sucker."

That's why I unashamedly am fine with being labeled as angry or misogynistic at this point by idiots who don't have any better comeback, and call out all that shit. "Tactical Prosociality" is what they call Sociopathy in the whitepapers these days, ever since they changed the DSM.

Whatever. You seem to have found the recipe. Don't tryhard or do some affected shit, that'll just get you taken advantage of. Just work and improve, and when the genuine stuff shows up take the opportunity and value it.
Anonymous No.29397511
i kinda like having crushes. gives you something to work towards. sometimes there's no one in your life that interests you and it's boring
Anonymous No.29397521
Im like 27. I've had girlfriends. I've had lovers. I thought myself to be engaged... But at the end of the day I still chose my virginity over all of them. Whether or not I would have given it to some is a different story, but honestly, my innocence, my virginity is all I have left. I don't need to partake in the pleasures of the flesh to find love and, I don't want to be with someone who partakes in that kind of thing either. I've dated asexuals and I've dated hypersexuals. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. All I ask for is for someone to pledge their soul to me, and mine to theirs in kind. That's all.
Anonymous No.29397608
>>29394399 (OP)
she is???
Anonymous No.29397616
>>29394399 (OP)
Yeah but I raised her and had our fun. She deserves her own sex life now.
Anonymous No.29397925
>>29394399 (OP)
Anonymous No.29397953
There's no such thing as a beautiful woman who hasn't fucked many men already. They've had the best sex of their life. They've fucked every 6'2 guy with 8 inch cock they could come across and she'll never forget them. Once you come into the picture you'll be nothing compared to them. You'll never be that memory, you'll always be the loser who came afterwards because she just wants to settle and she already fulfilled every single fantasy she wanted. You are nothing anon. Remember that. You can only hope to find ugly women who chose not to sleep around, that's all you can aspire to. Even if you get to fuck a beautiful woman, its only your turn, she'll never be yours. You'll get meaningless sex with a whore you'll never get to see again and pretend to feel like a Chad when you know you aren't, you were just lucky or mayhe you paid her. She never liked you. She had pity, she would never felt any ounce of attraction for a fucking loser like you.
Anonymous No.29397960
>>29394399 (OP)
God, just go outside. It's there. Go outside. Go fishing. The internet sucks and is dead now. Get off it. It's near useless. It's just russo-american propaganda where corpos shit into your brain. Just go do something. You're not over, the internet is over.