Thread 29394685

>>29394685 (OP)
posting your gay porn is not ylyl, op.
you gotta fix that head of yours, we're re-opening the asylums soon.

>>29394690
>"why did you have a demon?"
what is this nonsense?
magic doesn't work on Holy people, anon.

>>29394855
>>29394863
lost

>>29394685 (OP)
I would literally wait on the person that did that to exit the building so I could hit them with my car, Terry Davis style.

>>29394685 (OP)
>Baby batter
>stringy snot
Did this bitch never attend any anatomy/biology class? Semen isn't stringy like that. That stuff in burger is more similar to grool of a woman who is ovulating. Ovulating women produce one of the stringiest grool. Sage. Bitch is trying to create self victimization episode

>>29394822
It's "why did you redeem it", retard-kun

>>29395161
POV, you and your discord group snapped out of the psyop.

>>29394778
Booger catcher multiple piercings

Bitch you cray cray

>>29395117
0:06 luffy bros...

>>29394685 (OP)

oh but you do deserve it

>>29395100
Do you really believe that bitch? She dry heaves when showing the snot then proceeds to touch with her finger. You really believe any sane person would touch some strangers alleged semen? Bitch is creating fake drama

>>29395144
pretty sure i hear correctly, anon.

>>29394685 (OP)
Hope she gets into gangstalking

>>29394685 (OP)
Lol who's that?

>>29394690
That's kinda cute)

>>29395115
Back when we had high hopes for VR.

>>29395117
FUCKING KINO!

>>29395117
m-masaka!

>>29396563
THE ASS OF AIDS, THE ASS OF AIDS

>>29395110
>That stuff in burger is more similar to grool of a woman who is ovulating
It's in the UK.
She's ordering fast food.
Amir saw her coming a long way off and he made sure to blow his nose in her burger to teach the kaffir a lesson.
You are literally insane if you eat takeout anywhere in Europe as a native person.

>>29396031
alright time to surf

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Kys

>>29394863
>>29395002
poetry

kek

>>29395159
Thank you anon i was waiting for this webm to appear from abys

>>29395168
I'm sure his pride hurt worse than his shin but I'm also sure that really fucking hurt his shin.

>>29396579
While i agree about not eating goyslop in general but if i suspect someone blowed a gob of snot in my burger i wouldn't be dipping my fingers in it like that bitch is doing. I suspect she's creating fake drama

>>29394685 (OP)
fake and gay
wow, great start so far, original phaggot

>>29395188
theres someone pitching a tent in the porta potty

>>29394863
lost

>>29397833
Nice.

>>29397343
Sadown Hussein.

>>29394778
Painfully unfunny tranny

>>29394863
I hate you guys so much

>>29395133
I’m pretty sure he busted a nut at the end.

>>29398499
The thread has come a full circle.

>>29394863
I hate you guys so much

>>29398567
LOST AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>29398251
What's so funny about these two jailbaits?

>>29398901
Ha-ha he doesn't know!)))

is just spam

>>29395113
I can't believe I lost to this

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>etc
Buy an add

>>29395235
>"snapped out of the psyop"
>watching footy mcsport game with all the other NPCs in a 200 mile radius
kek

>>29396501
poorfag who never purchased a vive detected. I bet you use google cardboard. I bet you don't even know what MMD is.

>>29399156
>zoomer buzzword salad
grim

I'm not gonna start a new thread for this shit and it kinda fits here, does anyone know what language is this? I somewhat hear "MEAR ENERGY" and "MAXIMUM ENERGY"

>>29395775
AHAHAHA XD

Hey there! I'm a 20-year-old girl from the U.S., curvy and playful, and I absolutely love diving into steamy conversations. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and seeing how far I can push their buttons while we both have a blast! I'm definitely a flirt and always in the mood for some fun, but I prefer to keep things virtual because I get a bit shy in person. That's why I’m all about the late-night chats – they just hit different! If you’re down for some wild exchanges, hit me up at E m-m-i-b l ok-z (just remember to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect and see where the fun takes us!

>>29399156
I was trying to make a joke about trannies realizing that they aren't women.

>>29399057
tell us

>>29399557
That's german. Spongebob is saying "mehr Energie" which literally translates to "more energy" like you thought, but it actually aligns with your purposes even more, as it actually means "more power". Just like that "maximale Energie" also means "maximum power".

>>29395775
How does this work

>>29399974
probably something like weirdm
https://rebane2001.com/weirdm/

>>29394778
She's so cuuuuuuuuute look at herrr

>>29399277
I have 3 different VR headsets in the House... The fuck are you even talking about? This shit was a waste of money and ended up being lame.

Thank me for saving the thread

>>29399743
>sees inflatable novelty cock
>thinks about trannies
Rent free

>>29400418
Hi nigger, I think it's actually because of the "we want our dick back" part.

>>29399277
Touch grass

>>29398567
this is unironically so funny

>>29400343
Lost at "Steven"

>>29398567
>I'm getting more of a seared 何でやってんだよ!
>than I'm getting on the actual 何やってんだよ!

"I saved the thread"
>posts cringe
nigger behavior

>>29400378
This was funny until the retarded zoomer edit kicked in

>>29398567
KEK you added in the random discord sound

>>29400030
This is amazing. Thanks.

>>29400378
This thread needs a hero.

>>29394863
bro i took 2 fucking ibuprofen 800 for my headache and now it's back

>>29395050
kek so funny, this Anon posted a mp4 instead of a webm!!!1!

>>29395115
Do you have the one where he's climbing the tree outside the window and sees his own character model having sex with the chick and swears vengeance?

>>29395154
lost

>>29400378
she does scat porn btw

>>29395145
Its been so long since I've lost.

niggers

>>29394834
ashamed to say this got me. the vibe is incomprehensible and my mind is ruined.

>>29401236
you must be SHITTING me

>>29396696
classic

>>29397346
song sauce for the first half of the video please?

>>29399933
Thank you Hitler.

>>29394863
only a person with such a retarded voice would find this funny
why is is people like chris chan the ones who post videos of themselves?

>>29395050
That dude'd make a good tranny.

>>29397458
siddy gem af
post id

>>29400606
Not really. The hamfisted acting of e whores is exhausting and the cut off by literal retarded shit sounds to make you realize just what kind of garbage you were watching is a perfect critique

>>29395113
lost

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>>29398567
i can only imagine teddy from persona 4 after hearing this dude's voice

>>29394685 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/6lNdFI5C3do?si=_9ZiueNj0_OZmTb7

>>29402305
Kontekst - Buddha

>>29402205
kek

>>29396696
Anyone have the webm of this feckit doing the cringe date?

this thread was good till the porn retard invaded it

>>29394685 (OP)
as someone that regularly pays teenagers to blow loads in my food, that's not a load. what a dumb bitch.

>>29402718
Lmao!

>>29401236
That's NUTS! Wait a second... I don't remember eating nuts!

>>29402499
go back shartroon to your bbc threads

>>29394690
lmao that last one still killed me

>>29394863
it's kinda meta I guess but that person is definitely mentally ill and so are you for saving this

>>29398901
they're males and you're gay now

>>29394685 (OP)
Thank God they have those doctors and engineers immigrants to fill those labour shortage jobs

>>29394690
Those girls are cute, I love accent slips like that.
Kind of like that girl was who didn't know what "perickly" means.

>>29395125
Clever

>>29395161
I'm sad that I may never experience this level of cheeky joyous bullshit

>>29400346
Your memes are dog shit my brother. Do better.

>>29395181
Lost

>>29395133
Gen Z and younger millennials will not get this reference.

>>29404014
i hate 2025 so much...

>>29404344
LOLWut

>>29404347
It really isn't much different from 2006 to be honest. Except back then I thought shit like that was funny. Now I'm just annoyed.

>>29402852
kill yourself, faggot

>>29394834
I can't believe this dumbass IG shit made me laugh

>>29395113
Lost to this garbage what is wrong with me

I used to operate one of these machines

>>29395100
>Terry Davis style.
that woudl be getting run over by a train
RIP Terry.

>>29396385
creepy

>>29403481
>perickly
20 years on the internet, I've never seen that word

>>29400932
lost

>>29396579
cum is not stick you FUCKING IDIOT. I've worked in McDonald's there's nothing in the kitchen that's sticky like that, but cum in general isnt sticky like that. So you can already stop and assume this is a troll bitch thinking she's funny

>>29404572
weird - two objects of equal mass, but only one got damaged

>>29402852
why not pay them to blow it right in your mouth?

>>29395133
Merrell

>>29404568
>You're not training for the Olympics
Lmaoooooo
Unironically good dad stuff

>>29394685 (OP)
>89 IQ

>>29394863
God damnit

>>29395108
no way

>>29395115
the original was better without the shitty mk crap

>>29395117
I should have saved those natalia borodina topless death webms

>>29395138
underrated

>>29394834
lol this was dumb but the dumbass ahegao faces did me in

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking the lead in flirty chats. One of my fave thrills is pushing guys to their limits while having a blast myself. I'm definitely a total nympho and always in the mood for some fun! I do struggle with a bit of anxiety, so meeting people in person isn't really my style. That's why I'm all about those steamy chats; they make everything so much easier! If you're interested in some exciting conversations, hit me up on 4 your favorite app: e lys-ia-p j zq x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect!

Bump

>>29402777
You know about wsg right?

>>29394685 (OP)
The cheese on those garbage microwave burgers looks EXACTLY like that when you microwave them for too long. Retarded bitch.

>>29404568
Hope this is real story.
lol

>>29395133
this would be funnier if it was real

>>29395033
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>29394690
Actually funny

>>29405795
I don't know if it is but I definitely believe that she could have forgotten that she left a massive dildo in the bathroom
For some reason there's a certain percentage of teenage girls that are just genuinely retarded when it comes to remembering shit

>>29404230
Older gen Z here, we used to reference this video all the time in school

>>29404572
I really wonder what she did to deserve that.

>>29404562
Me2, and a 40' laser table, and CNC mills, and lathes, and press brakes

>>29406223
i am one of them.

>>29395131
lost

>>29405795
Me too,
But it's probably an advert for her OF or Yapper, maybe both

>>29395151
The guy at seven seconds.
His name is Aaron.
We used to be roommates. That video was taken a few weeks after I last saw him.
He isn't just drunk. He is also on a whole box of Dramamine.
He is a registered sex offender.

>>29402895
Link to full video? I'm interested

>>29406640
She was so gorgeous.

>>29404579
Amazing

>>29404594
Heh, women *sips*

>>29404770
Every pajeets dream

>>29406866
>She was so gorgeous

And it's literally the times of the 80s. Grim.

>>29405395
Literally so fucking corny.

>>29406866
I wonder if that was before Scientology removed her brain?

>>29402623
Thanks :)

>>29394685 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/6lNdFI5C3do?si=jRs0Dc4J5jpYtVU6

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, super playful and always ready to explore those naughty chats. I love teasing and pushing boundaries, especially getting guys to surrender to the moment. I'm curvy and confident, and while I might have a bit of anxiety that keeps me from hitting the bars, I find my thrill in the virtual world! If you're into some steamy fun, hit me up! Just add me on this app: ely s-ia-p j-z-q-x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to get into some flirty banter!

>>29406892
no seatbelts, bodies not moving, camera not shaking, staged and fake

>>29404395
God fucking damnit you go to hell and you die you son of 60,000 whores.

>>29394863
>>29398567
Mega kek

>>29395002
Lost

>>29395181
Nasty human

>>29394685 (OP)
Fake. Looks nothing like a real semenburger.
Source: I regularly ejaculate into hamburgers.

>>29394685 (OP)
that retarded britcuck/australian/whatever accent is a total bonerkiller

>>29406808
That’s Kurt Caz on youtube. Cool dude

>>29394863
now I get it

>>29406777
legend

>>29404395
ahh fuck

>>29406223
I was doing work at a chicks place who ran out of water (on a tank). I went in the bathroom and all the shower had in it was 2 dildos. No soap or anything else lmao

>>29404922
based nigger

>>29394855
kek

>>29404594
i really feel sorry for this guy. he's clearly going through something and at his wits end and everyone just clowns on him for losing it. i hope he got a nice tradwife after this

>>29408111
hahahah
The essentials.

>>29407437
based you mean

>>29404640
reminds me of that one

>>29395154
This will never not be funny

>>29407767
>seat belts
Kwab

>>29408309
The mockery never sat right with me either.
I'm just gonna say it, the uploader is an American and 99% of the people making fun of him are Americans too. Everyone in the US seems to hate everyone else and delights in their misery. The normal people in that country must lose their minds being surrounded by absolute psychopathic monsters all the time.

>>29408376
I never got what was funny about this

>>29404385
its infinitely worse with you browns posting fligugigu cancer in every thread

>>29396380
Shit, worst part is that their dick is bigger than mine.

>>29395108
is that idubbbz?

>>29395122
for a second I thought for sure one of you sick fucks posted the video of the floor caving in at a wedding in The Promised Land

>>29399933
if you were a proper know it all you'd know that the Germans actually use the word "power" and that "Kraft" is yet another possible translation that could be used here

>>29402777
nice digits! I also lost - be blessed anon

>>29404568
this is simultaneously the most wholesome and the funniest thing I have seen on this godforsaken site in a very long time.

>>29398251
sauce

>>29394834

Jon Jones looking ass.

>>29409523
Who dis

>posting pornography in a ylyl thread
>replying to yourself when nobody else is because its a ylyl thread and not a porn thread
>believing 70IQ is enough
>behaving in a not-so-dissimilar way as Artificial Intelligence
>behaving like an indian
>behaving like a chinaman
>behaving worse than an african american
>pretending you are right and you did not do anything wrong when outstanding existentialism of all corroborating knowns manifesting the physical universe tend to agree that you are, in-fact, doing something wrong afterall.
>deflating and pretending you were just trolling or shitposting