Thread 29395863

Once it hits the tongue, the gag begins

>>29395874
>gif
nigger

imagine being so useless, that the one thing you're meant to do, you can't even do that.

>>29395863 (OP)
This is my life. My wife sucks cock like it's her job. Probably the single, best cock sucker I've ever had. But thinks cum is toxic waste. She can literally make me cum in under a minute with her tongue (something no other woman has ever been able to do) but she practically runs out of the room when I cum in her mouth.

Newsflas:
>WOMEN. DO. NOT. HATE. CUM.

What women hate is non-biological synthetic nut that is used in modern porn in place of male human cum. This is the off white shit that they fire out of cum rigs to make enhanced unrealistic cum shots that make men feel insecure about their cum size.

But natty cum does not "squirt", nor does it have weird floating bits in it like this guy>>29395878
They just want you mad and frustrated

how it started

how it ended

>>29396228
did he eat asparagus or smt kek

>>29396267
is this a bit she does?
its fucking hilarious kek

>>29396036
>>29396228
>>29396267
>>29396451
>>29396452
YES

MOAR

>>29395863 (OP)
As someone who's actually tasted their own cum once, idk how the fuck anyone doesn't gag at it

>>29396248
Start eating a bit of pineapple or other fruits that sweeten it every day. You can also take zinc and eat celery to make your loads thickers and whiter. Oh and kegel exercises can get you to shoot a load like a pornstar

>>29396257
fuck yes, fake cum schizoposter is still around. how are you?

There's a very strange "cuteness" factor in this kink.

>>29395982
This is probably as good as you're going to get.

>>29396248
Maybe she's just going to make you a sandwich in a hurry.

>>29396451
>>29396452
Alexis, backroomcastingcouch

>>29397310
Did you do it on purpose or was it an accident?

>>29396257
Plenty of women don't like the taste of cum. We didn't evolve to have tasty cum or to find cum tasty. Evolution selects for the exact opposite.
On top of that, plenty of women have past trauma where someone forced them to take cum in their mouths or eat cum, and so hate it for a whole different reason.

>>29398799
>plenty of women have past trauma where someone forced them to take cum in their mouths or eat cum
Nice. The world needs more of that. Wish that was every woman's childhood.

>>29397310
I actually think my cum tastes great. Sweet

>>29397310
I tried and it tastes nutritious

Does anyone have the one with two russian(I think?) girls on a wooden floor with playing with a dick and the darker haired of the two gagging in disgust?

>>29399367
This is probably more of a life choices realization than the taste.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., and I love getting a little wild and flirty in my chats. I'm all about exploring fantasies and bringing that energy into spicy conversations. I'm pretty playful and love pushing boundaries, seeing just how far I can go while keeping it fun and exciting. I deal with a bit of shyness, which is why I find chatting way more appealing than meeting up in person. If you're up for some sizzling conversations, hit me up! Just add me on 4- j a l -r o n n (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Let's have some fun together!

>>29395863 (OP)
who is she btw brehs

>>29396248
eat pineapple bro

bump

>>29396248
>>29399837
0:25 comment

>>29397376
>>29399837
My wife is bi. We team-fuck women together. The girls we get with all swallow. So I'm not changing my diet lol

>>29399440
kek

>>29400539
She's amazing

>>29401176
>>29400539
one of the all time greats

>>29398799
Thank you for the intelligent post.

>>29398802
kek - thanks for the disturbed post.

who is this amazing woman

>>29402310
Lexy Lotus

>>29398799
>We didn't evolve to have tasty cum or to find cum tasty. Evolution selects for the exact opposite
Because our ancestors didn't do CIM enough.
It's your duty as a man to cum into women mouth to help them evolve cumtasting quicker. Future generations of blowjob-havers rely on you

>>29399308
Doesn't exactly narrow it down, does it?

>>29399551
>>29395982
>>29395878
I think real healthy cum should be gooey like this and not watery like some guys have
Its not fake my semen is like that

>>29403044
Dumb fucking liar.
Gooey """semen""" is synthetic and you are a Semite.

>>29399640
omfg bitch...

>>29399902
kek, weve got a winner!

I wonder who these women are. How do you find them? I've fucked something like a hundred girls, and basically always cum on their face/mouth. Every single one of them have been into it.

Why these weirdo unicorn girls decide to go into porn is beyond me.

>>29399902
>cutting out the pregnancy declaration

>>29403153
/pol/ schizo

>>29396248
My wife doesn't even want it in her mouth. So she reluctantly accepted that I shoot it in her face. She sure didn't know what can of worms she opened there since it became my favorite place to finish. Can't complain.

>>29403564
>>29396248
how do you find these low-life losers? furthermore, how do you end up in a relationship with them? a partner than doesn't sexually satisfy you is an automatic deny

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., a bit on the playful side and absolutely love getting a little wild during private chats. I thrive on the thrill of teasing and pushing boundaries, especially when it comes to hot video sessions. I'm all about those nympho vibes and always in the mood for some fun! Meeting people in person can make me a bit anxious, so I prefer the comfort of intimate chats. If you're looking for some spicy conversations too, hit me up! Add me on the app with my username: ge nv uq (just make sure to remove the spaces)! Can't wait to chat!

>>29399829
Kacy Lane? I think

>>29399902
Left my favorite part. Right after this she says "It's because I'm pregnant"

>>29402986
No it's doesn't I'm sorry. All I remember is that one had lighter hair than the other was playfully into it, while the other was repulsed. It was uploaded in the last cum hate thread here in several parts and I'm positive the language was eastern european.

>>29403594
>a partner than doesn't sexually satisfy you is an automatic deny

We've been married for 20 years. What makes you think she doesn't sexually satisfy me?

>>29404227
Do you remember what month the thread was posted?

>>29403954
Prime mother material right there.

>>29399540
More or source?

Hey there, I'm a fun-loving 21-year-old from the states, a bit on the adventurous side and totally into playful and flirty chats. I love pushing boundaries and seeing how far I can tease and tantalize during our conversations. I'm super outgoing in my texts, but I tend to keep it low-key in person due to a bit of social anxiety. That’s why I’m all about spicing things up online! Hit me up for some wild chats! Just a heads up, I'm not a seller or anything, just looking for passionate sexting buddies. Add me on 4- e l-y-s i-ap j-z-q x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

Some of these are pretty tame.

Some like it rough

>>29398799
>>29403306
You're missing the point here, these guys' spem stink. See how almost all of the women expect it happily, they're used to taking it, but then a guy who saved a week of cum on a diet of sausage and mayo dumps his semi-rotten cum in their mouths and they hate the taste of it. So it's not cum in general.

Sometimes in bukkake you can see how they gladly took a dozen other cums before, but this one guy's cum is disgusting.

>>29397376

>Start eating a bit of pineapple or other fruits that sweeten it every day. You can also take zinc and eat celery to make your loads thickers and whiter. Oh and kegel exercises can get you to shoot a load like a pornstar

Don't smoke either, it makes the taste the worst.

>>29398424
thanks

sauce on this?

>>29407043
just when you think sauce beggars can't get any dumber

>>29405056
Looking through my history I believe it was in April, and if the thread wasn't called "cum hate" it was "Overwhelmed by cum", but I'm not sure.

>>29399308
>>29404227
>>29407462
>>29407462
Here's the thread
https://archived.moe/gif/thread/28729924
These are the images
sw-cd01.webm
sw-cd02.webm
sw-cd03.webm
Unfortunately the webms aren't archived, just the images.
Let me know if you see this post.

>>29407862
>>29399308
Bingo!
It's from NRX Studio. Featuring Sofa (a.k.a Viola) Weber & Sasha Paige.
Curiously "Sofa" is not a typo.

>>29405658
It's my OC

>>29407933
If this thread gets archived before you can reply, post a reply in one of the following threads so that I know you found my research: >>29393349 or >>29394334

>>29400539
>>29401176
>>29401820

never found the source or more though ...

>>29407945
nice catch!!
show us her tits ...!

>>29408289
I only have pictures of those so not sure how to post them here lol

>>29408305
online programs can convert still images into gifs for uploading

>>29408305
convert them to gif - or post them in /hc/ or so and linke here

Cant figure out how to reply, but here's the sauce for the girl with the toilet seat on her head that was posted a couple of times https://www.youjizz.com/videos/slap-happy-3--monica-aka-venus-hardcore-blowjob-6107741.html

>>29408232
Found! Thank you so much! I appreciate your work :D

>>29399902
fucking classic

>>29408422
jdownloader to download the clip
webm for retards/ shotcut to conver it into webm

>>29399308
>>29407933
here you go...

>>29409493
bonus

>>29399902
I literally thought about this one day at work recently. Dunno why but i did.

>>29409489
Glad this request journey had such a happy ending.

>>29396228
This is a fantasy of mine, cute petite chick in a cheer leader uniform.
Like a curvier princess bambi i guess, hip wise i mean.

>>29401820
same

bump

>>29395982
Sauce?

This thread has a severe lack of John Dough cum from the Anabolic/Diabolic era. Half of the women whose mouths he blasted in obviously hated it and would gag or look really upset.

>>29399440
shes bi and was never persuaded to swallow a load her entire career.A great tragedy

>>29402310
>>29402607
What site/scene?

>>29410818
Never mind I see the watermark now

>>29395982
whats her name

>>29408305
Any other vids? You could try gofile. She ever let you cum on her face?

>>29411558
Good girl.

>>29411558
>>29412053
This may be Nichole from Backroom Casting Couch. If so she apparently just did ass-to-mouth.

>>29395982
>>29410299
>>29411322
I usually don't oblige source beggars, except I'll make a partial exception here.
The filename misspells her first name. She's blonde. (She's also tiny - only 4'11''.) Google image search has what you want.

>>29396156
what post were you responding to? or was it just a general comment about the women in this thread?

besides, as this thread shows, there's a market for coomers who like seeing woman look disgusted after a facial.

>>29409708
What kind of work?

>>29395982
>>29397831
I've seen better.

>>29408282
source was found like 10 years ago she literally had to private/delete her social media accounts shes some scottish woman

>>29407945
got more? its kinda hot

>>29414005
That's always the problem: the trolls harass the women, and the rest of us lose out.

>>29414113
>if i had harassed her first she woulda totally sent me more nude content

>>29413503
a woman that hates cum is useless

>>29396228
Imagine gagging when it's not even anywhere near your mouth. Pathetic whore.

>>29414374
ah, thanks for clarifying

>>29400545
Any idea who this is?

>>29414170
?

>>29413169
Thanks, I've found her

>>29414035
>>29411631
Yeah I cum on her face