Thread 29411931

brehs, my gf says she wants to have sex with me eventually. I kinda have been avoiding dating for this very reason what am I supposed to do?
and uh post anything I dont care

>>29411931 (OP)
>what am I supposed to do?
Have sex with her?

>>29411939
but thats kinda scary

Is this nigga gay?

>>29411931 (OP)
how fat is your gf?

Get it over with and cry after

>>29411978
Im probably bi I guess, one guy sucking my dick grossed me out but another was pretty good he was super feminine though

>>29411982
pretty fat but I actually like that, I love being under all of her weight

>>29411985
that doesnt seem like a good way to go about doing it

You sound like a condemned man, do you actually want to do it?

>>29411990
>Im probably bi I guess
>has had sexual relations with two men
Yeah I'd sure say so

>>29412014
>You sound like a condemned man
what does that mean, and yeah kinda but like ive never seen a vagina in person before, I have rubbed her crotch before but always through her underwear

>>29411953
Have you figured out why having sex with your girlfriend scares you?

if you're on this message board you probably have ED. don't touch your dick for at least a week beforehand so you can get hard on the day

>>29411931 (OP)
Eh

>>29411953
Tell her what you're feeling and ask her to take it slow. Make an evening if it and enjoy exploring one another. Be gentle and communicate. Sex is a vulnerable thing, but a good lover and a kind partner will try to make you feel safe and at ease and won't shame you for having trouble.

>>29411931 (OP)
Stick it up her pooper and cum in 7 seconds while making autistic seal noises. She will never want to have sex with you again.

>>29411953
>thats kinda scary
Are you trolling or something ?
Never saw Game of Thrones ?
"It have no teeth, its wet and hot..."

>>29411931 (OP)
I went to high school with her
Danielle Chimelewski

>>29411931 (OP)
>I'm so nervous, you're so hot... I'm not gonna last baby, you're so tight!

Make bad performance a compliment, and be VERY eager to go again... Try not to cum in her, you may have to eat that

>>29412669
I dont just hearing her voice makes me hard

>>29413297
>will try to make you feel safe
She actually does, she's so amazing

>>29411931 (OP)
Either see a psychologist and resolve your underlying trauma or just explain to her you're gay for men

She unequivocally will not understand you not being into sex and she will think you secretly think she's ugly

>>29413739
Men aren't attractive though unless they look like women. What would I even say to a psychologist

>>29413739
Though I did literally just have a dream I saw Jane Marie in a public restroom and stroked her a big under the stall then she came into the one I was in and we hugged, it was kinda weird. Maybe I need to quite the porn

>>29413744
i love futanari

i don't have sex but i do practice making babies

>>29413744
did she cum on the pancakes?

>>29413818
Girls can't cum.

>>29411931 (OP)
just bonk her, it's not hard

see if she wants to peg you

>>29414123
I dont have much interest in that either

>>29411953
Dude the whole point of being in a relationship is learning to help each other, don't be afraid to open up on how you're just hesitant about the intimacy stage, she'll be more than open to taking it slow and guiding you through it all.
Plus, this allows both of you to learn each other's turn-ons, she teaches you how to do everything plus you learn what types of foreplay she likes best.

Also you got a stop watching porn all together, we're both stuck here because of that, luckily you got a gf.
Don't quit cold turkey, though. Just stop downloading gifs and webms first, then over time just move files to the trash folder and let them hit their deletion date.
Most you should ever have is static pics, even then keep it limited.
Anytime you get horny from someone or something that's *not* your girl, just redirect it *to* your girl (make a habit of getting intimate with your girl your new primary masturbation), make a habit of that.

>>29411931 (OP)
It's okay anon, i taught her everything she needs to know. And after shes done we'll review what went wrong so you can have a better experience the 2nd time

>>29413758
Psychologist here. We work on sex related shit all the time, they won't even react to you bringing it up.

>>29411933
Never understood how they expect people to jack off when the background music is a screaming Mexican or some loathsome nog droning on about his dick and how much money he has.

>>29411931 (OP)
Cheat on her

>>29411931 (OP)
Lets start here. How old are you? Then, if you're older than 20, how much money are you making per year. Just be honest, no shame here.

>>29414493
26 and im broke im surprised she even likes me

>>29414534
Yeah its a pitty fuck, set up by her friends. Cry in the room when she brings you in, run out, ghost her, then go back to being a proper incel. You don't need no pitty pussy.

>>29411953
bro are you 10?

>>29414273
Why would I do that? If I wanna cuddle or kiss i have her. Seems illogical to go to someone else for that
>>29414599
Why would she put in so much effort just to pitty fuck me that doesn't even sorta kinda make sense lol

>>29414180
>Anytime you get horny from someone or something that's *not* your girl, just redirect it *to* your girl
What am I supposed to just tell her when ever im horny?

>>29414612
Women do extraneous shit all the time for jokes. Just like you

>>29414612
He's a retard trying to gaslight you.

>>29414075
Maybe that's his issue.

>>29414742
Did that happen to you or something?

>>29415161
I have the opposite issue im always hard

Go fuck her you absolute retard.
Do you wanna be a virgin at 30+ like ne and most anons here?
Just go do it.
Better if it happens only once than never.
If I had to guess, the bitch likes you and you will like the sex and continue bonking until you both marry or break up.
Go do it anon. Do it for us virgins who haven't done it yet if not for yourself.

>>29415643
>Do you wanna be a virgin at 30+ like ne and most anons here?
desu i dont really care

>>29413544
For God's sake you didn't fuck her did you?

>>29413686
Does he sho Penis>

>>29415763
?

>>29413589
>Try not to cum in her, you may have to eat that
This, since about 2016 pretty much every man who blows his load before the girl has to eat his cum. If you don't the word gets around and no more pussy for you.

>>29415801
I dont really like cumming anyway so I probably just wont

>>29411931 (OP)
Let me have sex with her first then it won't be so scary for you after you see how it's properly done.

>>29411931 (OP)
>>>/adv/
you should be banned

>>29416947
Post some webms then

>>29416434
name?

>>29411939
Bro
>fake it till you make it,
just vibe it out, you can laugh during fucking. It won't spoil the mood unless you let it, it's very easy to control the mood.