Thread 29425093

Rimjobs/Prostate/Edging

>three wildly different subjects crammed into one
eh

>>29425265
damn

>>29425093 (OP)
For anyone who's got a girl and wants to get rimmed, but she's against it: Slowly condition her to get there.

I've been with my wife for almost 8 years and we always had vanilla sex, until recently.
In the last year and a half I've introduced her to chocking, punching, biting, slapping, etc. It didn't work out great the first couple of times and she got mad at me, but eventually got around to it.
I've given her slow, long oral sessions and "by mistake" tongued her ass a couple of times and now she expects me to be rough AND to eat her ass.

For getting rimmed, when she gives you a BJ, just push her head lower, make her work the balls and slowly bring her near your ass. Just make sure you've shaved, smell the best possible (it's an ass, but wash that shit nigger), and don't force it. She'll eventually give in and enjoy it.

My wife who was pretty conservative about sex is now a whore in bed and we're getting a couple toys soon, but of course there are girls who simply won't give in and won't do anything... Just leave them desu, life's too short to have a boring sex life and I'm glad my wife and I are now rediscovering how sex lives.

>>29428814

Did not expect random advice on a rimjob thread, but it's a good thing since I can second this from experience.

Also works with getting a reluctant/uncertain partner into anal. Rest a thumb on the asshole during doggy, do what anon suggests while eating her out, start rubbing it while fucking and eventually she'll want you to put a finger in there. After that it's just not being a retard and taking it slow until you're balls deep.

Wondering why you guys like rimjobs. Are we all on the same page?
Rank these from most arousing to least arousing you:


Licking outside
Inserting tongue inside, tonguefuck
Inserting long tongue inside as deep as possible
Kissing ass
Girl wiping her face against ass
BMWF rimjob
WMXF rimjob
Multiple girls at the same time rimjob
Reverse rimjob (male eating girls ass)
Blowjob rimjob at the same time
Farting in girls face
Hairy rimjob
Pretty model looking girl eating ass
18yo zoomer girl eating ass
Ugly/fat/old man and young girl rimjob
Submissive, humiliated rimjob
Enthusiastic energetic rimjob
Dirty rimjob
Finger in ass

>>29428814
off topic, but how would one get his girl into piss play?
i cant think of a way to condition her

>>29429336
Saouce?

>>29429613
Emori Pleezer

>>29429624
Thanks. Looks like LethalHardcore movie.

>>29429689
You're right. Just found it: LethalHardcore 19 11 15 Emori Pleezer XXX 1080p MP4-TRASHBIN

>>29429466
male facesitting. the fetish developed for me when i was on top 69ing a chick and I half jokingly asked if she ate ass. she said she's never tried it and then she pulls me by the hips so that i was sitting on her face and by god what a tongue she had

Getting my prostate rubbed at the AMP. OC

>>29430272
>>29430283

lovely, got any more? also are these women usually married milfs?

>>29428814
Honestly the most important step is eating her ass, and doing it well. She'll see how incredible it feels. And if she cares about making you feel good, she's gonna want to return the favour eventually. But yeah, don't force it obviously. Also, if she does do it eventually, show or tell her how much you like it.
>>29429597
Perhaps you should ask in the current piss thread instead. I can only tell you that finally getting to piss after holding it in for too long is an universally exhilarating, almost orgasmic feeling, perhaps even more so for girls. That could be a starting point. Also, everyone pees in the shower, don't forget.

>>29429597
Piss/shit play is tricky and I was never into that stuff, and I can't imagine cleaning stuff up post nut clarity.

I draw the line on eating ass or getting my ass eaten, that's the "dirtiest" I can get, but I do admit piss play would probably be really hot if you didn't have to worry about cleaning up/your girl is REALLY into that stuff.

Poo is out of the question though, I can't stand the smell or even the thought of getting sexual directly with shit. An ass is cool though

>>29430822
Love

>>29429617
Who is the first girl?

>>29425093 (OP)
gay af,
just kys

>>29431988
i'll tell you when you post a rimjob webm

>>29432018
Nice try but I just found the source instead
Her name is Angel Blue/Dafeny Miles

I just hope they get paid extra for that.

>>29429466
>Farting in girls face
most arousing

>>29428995
>>29428814
The best orgasms of my life were from my wife blowing me with her middle finger on my prostate as I came. No in-out movement. Just curling the finger slightly, but with pressure. Feels better than sex. She said it makes the orgasm taste better because it is sweeter and more watery.

>>29425093 (OP)
thread is too niggered up for a bump off page 6 where it is right now. Next time, put "no niggers" and it'll get a bump

>>29432362
Is here name aurorafiend?

>>29429597
I put my penis inside of them while we're showering and start pissing inside
most don't say anything, for some reason, a couple will get mad or will object but most think since we're in the shower it's ok
then you take it out of the shower of course, but the first time have to be in the shower.
just drink a lot of water so you can pee on command, the more you make it seem like you're planning something the more unnerved she'll get, it has to look natural, like something that can happen during sex at any moment.

>>29433110
This must feel extremely good.
>>29433062
Hopefully. But once you eat ass you are a toilet.

>>29434722
Sauce!

>>29428814
But DONT marry her. Never EVER marry the butt-stuff girl. She's fun for a while, but any woman who is actually into butt stuff (done to herself or to you) is going to have big problems upstairs and your marriage is doomed. Now if she is willing to try it but then says she didn't like the way it made her feel, she's okay and in fact that's a sign she may make a good wife, because she has self respect but was willing to do something she thought was gross for you.

>>29434722
>>29433068
>>29428904
I've heard this get called the blue plate special. IS that the official term?

>>29428904
sauce?

>>29435259
>I've heard this get called the blue plate special
what?

Amara Romani

Kacey Kox

>>29430822
perfect

>>29432370
wish i could cum from just ass play

>>29425128
God this is hot as fuck. Sauce?

>>29435706
bro, stfu

>>29428814
Imagine finding an ass disgusting, jesus christ. The only possible explanation I can see to this, is life in a bidet-less shithole. In my life all the people I rimmed were clean and smelled amazing. The smell of ass is not the smell of shit. It's the smell of sweaty hormones, hormones of SEX. They go hand in hand with hygiene, sweat is not dirt. Jesus fucking christ, imagine so fucking vanilla and stupid not to like the hottest part of a human body, both male and female. Meh.

>>29428814

This is really solid advice and it's how I also got my wife of 10 years to rim me once or twice a month. I can even specifically remember the conversation she had with myself and coworkers at a get together about how that's absolutely 100% off limits.

Slowly warmed her up with making blowjobs sloppy. Slowly incorporated licking the shaft. more. Then licking balls and sucking balls. Stayed there for a good year of being extremely patient. Then moved onto taint licking. Then taint sucking/biting.Got her used to seeing my ass and having my legs up. Then one day after a nice dinner and a couple glasses of wine, she went from blowing me to throwing my legs back and giving me a 10/10 rimjob. She was WAY into it and absolutely dripping wet. That week, she rimmed me probably 8-9 times and I caught her masturbating as she'd do it.

Just go slow. I can't stress this enough. You cannot rush anything and same thing with anal. It took 3 years of working up towards it and now she asks for anal every month. And by default, she expects me to rub her butthole/finger it while she rides me. I love it. I love pressing through her anal wall against my cock when she rides me in cowgirl. Lets me really press the vaginal textures against my glans and feels godtier. I can also further angle my penis while it's in her to better press against her G-Spot with each of her thrusts. This is how I make her cum the hardest and as such, she now associates any anal play with extremely intense orgasms.

>>29435259
On R34 it's the blue plate special, on plebbit it's the royal treatment. I don't think there's a unified term for it.

>>29437309
Did you rim her first at any point leading up to it to get the idea in her head?

>>29433110
>>29433110
I think even if it would feel heavinly, I would ruin my own mood with that.

>>29431049
>He doesn't know this is what his wife is conditioning him for

Rimjobs feel fantastic but it makes for some seriously disgusting porn. Should be a well kept secret.