Thread 29426294

>>29426294 (OP)
reminds me of that dumb cunt whose head got rekt by a light pole while she was whoring around hanging out of a car without a bra trying to have her cinematic moment

Kill all women

>>29426294 (OP)
post 3 retard

>>29426436
>reminds me of that dumb cunt whose head got rekt by a light pole while she was whoring around hanging out of a car without a bra trying to have her cinematic moment

>>29426961
Damn she sure knows how to ride hog

wtf these sluts are sluts

>>29428333
is this meant to be ragebait? wtf is she doing?

>>29428742
i think it is. he's too skilled handling the bike and it's stand to be this dumb

>>29426843
Did you run out of commas?

>>29428333
No fucking way

>>29428742
Asian eyes plus woman is traffic apocalypse

>>29428333
wtf. i thought asian were smart.

>>29428742
I think she's trying to turn the bike around so she can exit towards the security camera.

>>29427336
Russian 35-year-old Natalia Borodina - a mother of a 10-year-old boy - who was flaunting her body hit her head on a road sign and died.

>>29433195
Well can't earn a darwin award for that one

>>29433268
Huh? Did you see the clip I was referencing? >>29427336

>>29433787
You're not removing yourself from the gene pool if you have a kid, so darwin is sad which means no darwin award

>ASL
female/21/usa
>About me
Hey there! I'm just your average girl trying to make sense of this chaotic world. I spend a lot of time diving into indie games and binge-watching anything sci-fi. Not gonna lie, I'm also a sucker for good memes and spontaneous adventures, even if they're just from my couch. I'm pretty chill but definitely down for a wild time every now and then.

I’m all for sexting too, so if you’re cool with that, let’s skip the small talk and get right into it! Just a heads up, I’m sometimes a bit too honest for my own good, so be prepared for some spontaneous fun. On the flip side, if you want to have a good laugh or share some weird interests, I’m here for it. Also, I love trying out weird food combinations, so hit me up if you're down to swap culinary disasters!

>Contact
Want to chat? Add me on Snapchat: jalro n n (just remove the spaces and dashes, alright?) Let's see where this goes!

>>29434730
>ASL
46/M/Morocco
>About me
I'm a (relatively) young stud entering my physical and emotional prime. I'm a high earner and quite handsome on a good day ;) been hitting the gym as of late and it's starting to show haha

On my freetime, I like to go on adventures. I go on wild rides on my 200cc bike. That's my baby and probably the only competition you would have ;)
Other than that, I don't mind a chill night on the couch with a cold brewski and a good series (I got all the services!)

>Contact
Sounds like you're a fun-loving gal with the right qualities (not just on the eyes) a whole man like me might want. Add me on YouTube or email me and we can talk more

>>29428337
>>29428330
How do I know you never had sex

>>29434901
I can help you with that, young lady ;)

>>29427336
that makes me sad :(....

>>29426961
this is crazy because of how it throws the center of gravity off on the bike
IYKYK

>>29435413
I can make you happy, pretty babe ;)

>>29433799
Now I understand. Thanks for clarifying.

>>29428742
>>29430485
SHE IS SAVING SPACE FOR ANOTHER BIKE YOU DUMB FUCKS

>>29426947
Hot damn

>>29435413
you're really late. she's already a veteran succubus, ready to rape you in hell.

chadfe

>>29428333
If you look stupid enough no one will question that that's not even your bike

>>29428333
not sure what she thinks she's protecting with that helmet on the back

What's the Asian version of dumb blonde?

>ASL
biological female/21/usa
>About me
Hey there! I’m on the hunt for some fun online connections. I’m all about those late-night chats and spontaneous conversations that can go anywhere. My main interests are photography and trying out new recipes, but honestly, I’m down for a wide range of hobbies—you could say I’m a jack of all trades. I spend a lot of time in the digital realm, so I’m very familiar with meme culture and I can totally keep up with your nerdy discussions.

Not gonna lie, I enjoy the thrill of sexting, especially if we hit it off right from the get-go. So, if you're cool with that, don’t hold back! I'm not just looking to share pics (but hey, I won’t say no to that either). Sometimes I prefer to just dive into the deep end, ya know?

By the way, if you’re into something niche like cosplay or urban exploration, hit me up. It’d be cool to swap ideas and maybe even plan a little virtual adventure. If you're shy, just break the ice with a meme that made you laugh; I'm all about humor!
>Contact
Add me on the app: E-m-m i-e p-q-oz (remove the spaces and dashes)! Let's get to know each other and see where things go.

>>29426294 (OP)
Who?

>>29428337
Nigger posting outside of rekt.
Fuck off chransvestite. Reddit is where you belong.

>>29443063
>getting asshurt over on-topic NSFW content on an NSFW board
The one that belongs on Reddit is you. Eat shit, faggot.

>>29428333
>>29441771
What's the Asian version of dumb blonde?
(forgot to link)

>>29428333
Can someone add the Benny hill theme?

>>29428333
Who wants a clever wife anyway?

>>29444978
There's a reason "tard wife" and "trad wife" are just one letter off

>>29426294 (OP)
Kek

>>29428330
>>29434901
dont get a motorcycle

>>29445284
brilliant observation

>>29428333
Why didn't she just back it out? There was plenty of room.

>>29426294 (OP)
I just can't get off on these favela monkeys anymore. I've met too many of them and they're all insufferable whores.

>>29436138
No, she is clearly trying to make a U turn.

>>29428333
I might just be able to impress such a woman. If you can tie your own shoes, you likely will.

>>29428333
Honey, take the bus.

>>29428330
One of my harder faps but not impossible

>>29443063
>crying about gore on a gore board
You must go back.

>>29431527
lol

>>29443063
reddit is more right wing than this site, and it's cause of trannies like you. but you knew that.
or tell me more about how redditors are known to post nigger rekt videos? lol

>>29428330
lost

>>29448586
kek
do it for the team

>>29448586
we're pulling for you

>>29426294 (OP)
She's got a great smile

>>29427336
still warm

>>29427336
Image what she'd look like in a tight sweater?

>>29426294 (OP)
>Sluts being sluts on motorcycles
>>29449691
>Nigger on a Motorcylce robs the hapless unconscious (and possibly dead) victim whom he crashed into on sidewalk.webm

>>29426294 (OP) (OP)
>Sluts being sluts on motorcycles
>>29449691
>Nigger on a Motorcycle robs the hapless unconscious (and possibly dead) victim whom he crashed into on sidewalk.webm
I'd say this thread has lost its way.

>>29428333
It's from one of the Chinese edits of that Austin Powers movie.

>>29428333
maybe her reverse gear is out, lmao