Thread 29457527

>>29457615
what the le fuck

>>29457615
>>29458311
when you discover you're both bottoms

>>29458435
>>29458436
doxing jannies is illegal

>>29458435
>>29458436

sauce?

>>29457620
holy shit, sauce

Decided to buy myself a toy to experiment with, any suggestions? nothing anal tho.

>>29457615
Imagine if this would be a legitimate sport

>>29459015
Imagine this in the Olympics. The "Rocky" of bottoms training his entire life to beat the "Ivan Drago" of bottoms on the world stage. Would be glorious.

>ASL
20/any/USA
>About me
So here’s the scoop: I’m on the hunt for some fun chats and maybe even some heated exchanges. I don’t get out much, but I’m all about that online connection! I dig sketching and sometimes dabble in making weird art—if you like offbeat stuff, we’ll probably get along. Also, I’m a total cinephile, so if you’ve got some indie flicks or cult classics to recommend, I’m all ears!

I know how to keep things exciting and am totally open to sexting right off the hop, no need for small talk if you’re feeling bold. But hey, if you want to get to know each other a bit first, I’m chill with that too. You catch my drift? Just looking to connect, honestly.

Also, if you’re into gaming, I’m always down for some co-op or a good meme exchange. Hit me up with some fire memes and let’s see where the night takes us.

>Contact
So, add me if you think you can keep up: g e n v-uq (remove the spaces and dashes!). Let’s create some memorable moments together.

>>29457615
>Aids being created in a government lab

>>29458737
Can't go wrong with a steel cock ring.

>>29459331
Cock rings are crazy underrated, it's like a pushup bra for your balls, they're dirt cheap too. The silicone ones can even be layered and you can wear multiples of them and make different patterns. I remember just buying plumbing o-rings at Lowes to use when I was a kid, although the purpose-made ones are way stretchier and thus better.

>>29458737
Haha you are missing lot of fun with "no anal tho", but well, then cage is fun, maybe start with big as me, then go smaller. Nipple clamps, ball clamps, sounding toys, paddles, BDSM harnesses, magic wands.

Depends a lot on what you like, if you will use it alone or not, if you are dominat or sub, active or passive...

>>29457615
lmao this is nasty and hot at the same time. But kind of nasty.

>>29458435
>>29458436
>avg plapping faggot is Amerindian

>>29459015
>>29459331

Imagine sex olympics haha. Not a bad idea actually. Discilpines:
- cumming to distance
- squirting to distance
- biggest cum volume in 30 mins
- 300 squats on dildo on time
- 100 squats on dildo on time hard verison (with bad ragon)
- running 100m/800m/1500m/10 000m with stuffed holes and nipple clamps
- popping dildo to dostance from pussy
- same from ass
- running with lubed dildo in hole till it pop out
- longest deepthroat
- most deepthroats in 10 mins
- parkour of couples bringing girl/femboy on dick
- fastest strip and dress slutty
- egg smashing with boobs
- most breastmilk produced in 10 mins
- ball clamps with weight bringing
- longest omorashi

...any more ideas?

>>29459963
Please go and touch grass...

>>29460076
Possibly the most specific sex toy I've ever seen

>>29460076
name of the toy?

>ASL
biological female/21/USA
>About me
Hey there! I’m here to find some fun connections and maybe more if the chemistry is right. I’ve got a mix of interests, from gaming and binge-watching all the latest shows to some niche hobbies like pottery and urban exploration. Yeah, I know, that’s a weird combo, but it keeps life interesting, right?

I’m totally up for some steamy chats if you’re feeling adventurous, but don’t be shy to just drop a line if you want to talk about your favorite video game or new music drops too. I have a soft spot for those who can keep things spontaneous and engaging—think playful banter and maybe more whenever.

I’m pretty much an open book, but sometimes it’s just easier to share naughty thoughts instead of boring small talk. Who needs that? If you’ve got that charming personality and are down for some sultry exchanges, then I’d love to hear from you!

>Contact
Hit me up on the app: gen vu-q (make sure to remove the spaces and dash)!

>>29458973
Sauce please

>>29461287
Analvouyerism on X

>>29460380
sauce

>>29460943
This is the effect of black culture.

>>29459963
- chopping your dick off and throwing it farthest

>>29461503
Brother ive been looking for 5 years. I saved that in 2020 and never remembered the account i saw it on

>>29459673
Sauce on this ?

>>29461465
Thanks, have a good one.

>>29461761
> skeksis, what are you doing?!

>>29461562
Call it the Bobbit Put

>>29457615
if one of them farts the other's going to the ER