Thread 29463283

Thread for girls casually posting about their solo fun online in both humorous and sexy ways

>>29463300
>no over the clothes
meh

>>29463300
name?

>>29463367
Ellyandnick

They're all just doing the same joke....

>>29463397
Hoping for more variety of videos like this

Feels strange seeing women act like goonettes. Are they faking it or playing it up for the videos or are they really that sexual?

This is why all women should be circumcised.

>>29463376
when will these retards learn what pov means?

>>29463283 (OP)
name?

>>29463639
They're being serious anon. Yeah the videos are fake because they're purposely framing it up for onlyfans baiting but women do this too.
Masturbating is tiring, got bad health habits and have a phone? They masturbate themselves to sleep like a teenage boy.

I had a friend online who we'd just share nudes and shit together with. I'd wake up and have a bunch of voice clips and videos of her masturbating she took and sent around midnight for her.

>>29463283 (OP)
source?
can't find anything

>>29463832
>>29463884
never mind, it's elvasnaps

>>29463864
It's for attention. They never "masturbate" without showing it to others.
Biologically there's really no such thing as female masturbation. They have nothing down there except a dead cavity where the penis is supposed to enter.

>>29463925
thanks

>>29463283 (OP)
>>29463283 (OP)
>>29463283 (OP)

Who cares what hoes do when nobodies around. Stop posting this tiktok attention whore bullshit.

>>29463864

>but enough about anon's boyfriend.

>>29463944
Ignoring the fact that they can actually orgasm, who cares?
I can promise you, if you ever have a woman you find attractive sending you videos of her rubbing herself and grinding on her pillow moaning your name, you're not going to tell her to stop because there's no biological instinct for her to do it.

>>29463958
Funny but yeah this was pre trannyism being popular.

>>29463978
>they can actually orgasm
Maybe but it's an exception not a rule. Orgasm is a male neurophysiological function to release semen. It might happens in women, same as some men might lactate.

>>29463992
Okay a different argument then.
If its for attention and their biological goal is getting a partner, is doing things that makes someone want to fuck you not fulfilling that goal? Doing stuff that makes you stand out against others to get yourself a partner.
It'd be like if women biologically found it attractive for men to finger their own butt. Every man would be doing it, not because of their own feelings but because it gets them a woman.

>>29463996

Freudian slip?

>>29464008
>what is theory of mind
Good luck in life anon.

The man who's telling you women orgasm and like masturbating just as much as we do, is 100% gay.

>>29463992
female orgasm is so that the uterus can take the sperm thats inside the puss you fucking retard

>>29463996
Yes women have high social intelligence, so they know how men want them to act. Emphasis on "act". Sex is disgusting to most women, that's why they're so outraged by rape, they can't imagine giving a guy sex without getting paid for it.

>>29464020
This was proven a myth.

>>29464025
>Sex is disgusting to most women, that's why they're so outraged by rape
Literally one of their most common fantasies. 50 shades of grey

>>29463864
I hope it's real. Makes it even more sexy knowing they shift back and forth between a cute innocent and hot kinky side.

>>29464063
Yes a book where they give sex to a billionaire in return for marriage. Show me a female fantasy where the billionaire fucks her then tells her to gtfo his house and call a cab.

>>29464025
theyre disgusted by sex with you. in general they like it

>>29464072
Even Chads go to prison for rape. You're delusional.

Lots of virgin here. Imagine being a grown up man and thinking woman masturbate as a performance for males

>>29463283 (OP)
Sauce?

>>29464089
Well they barely get horny in comparison to men. Men primarily look for women with the intention of having sex, women look at men to get resources, stability and security. Of course there's exceptions and both like sex but there's a massive difference. That's why there's so much misunderstandings and battles between men and women when it comes to sexual preferences and desire.

>>29464100
Exactly. My wife gets super horny for about 3 days straight. We fuck a bunch and she masturbates too. Then we wont have sex for another month.

Love this

>>29463343
whomst?

>>29463944
Dude, you must have never lived with a woman who has a high sex drive. Some women have a high sex drive, some have almost no sex drive. My ex wife used to masturbate without anyone watching. Sometimes I would catch her, or find her used sex toys after I had been away for work. Sometimes I would wake up to her masturbating in the middle of the night. I'm sorry you've never been with a high sex drive woman. It's pretty great.

>>29464136
Those are just the days Tyrone isn't in town

>>29464136
>>29464232
Very funny. She just genuinely has zero sex drive 90% of the time. The rest of the time it's a struggle to keep up. Two weeks ago we had sex 3 times in 12 hours and then we 69'd. Finally she just straddled my face after I had cum so much that I couldn't stay hard anymore. After I went to bed, she made herself cum twice with her vibrator. In the 2 weeks since, she has had no interest in sex.

>>29464136
My girlfriend is just like this. One night, she's pulling me into bed to ride me until we both can't cum anymore. After that, she just wants to cuddle and talk for like, two weeks. No interest in sex.Then she'll randomly get horny and again and just go crazy.

>>29464020
No that anon is actually right. A lot of woman have never experienced an orgasm because they just can't. It's rare for a girl to be able to orgasm. And don't believe that squirt nonsense either.

>>29463300
How can you be this bad at masturbation? Especially that dildo "riding", just pathetic.

>>29464327
Its very frustrating. Im horny at least twice a day. Plus, she's always walking around naked at bedtime. At least once a week I end up jerking off in bed while she is laying next to me naked and reading a book.

>>29464063
ok i gotta agree with the op here that the only time that fantasy works is if hes rich and influential. as soon as the guy living in a dilapidated apartment is into cnc and bdsm play they really couldnt care less and are usually disgusted by that fact. they are attracted to the fact a man that wealthy is so degenerated sexually. like the inverse being guys who find it hot that some nuns or librarians or elementary school teachers have fantasies of being chained up and brutally fucked until they pass out or to be whipped so much it leaves them with bloodied lash marks on their backs. its about the duality of the person being so innocent/conservative occupationally opposite their degenrated personal lives of filth and lust. nothing about the actual idea of being raped by just anybody.

Moar please

>>29464100
Tfw I have a long term gf who doesn't need me for support. She has more money than me and a better career. I fully expect she'll out earn me for the rest of our lives. Literally the only times she's rejected me sexually are when she's on her period and sore. I'm 100% she enjoys sex and we're very sexually compatible.

Thank you anon. Thank you so much. Whenever I feel insecure about being 'the reacher' or whatever, I'll remember that she's with me for me and not for anything material I bring. I'll remember that that no matter how insecure I feel, I'll never have as tragic and empty a world as you.

>>29464394
>At least once a week I end up jerking off in bed while she is laying next to me naked and reading a book.
What kind of books does she like to read?

What a nice thread!

>>29463300
The gamer girl one turned me on in particular, need more of girls acting like complete depraved hedonists

>>29464100

Women love sex. But they play the "not in the mood show" for power and bad looking partners.

>>29465176
Congrats anon you're lucky. No need to insult people over it.

>>29463944
Tell that to my sister who I can hear through the walls of my house like every other day

Are these all onlyfans whores?

There was this Asian girl I stumbled upon on YouTube/Insta that lived in SF. She mostly showed off her apartment and talked about how she was content being single in her late twenties or thirties.

Every once in a while she would make a video like "Ten ways I recenter myself" or "How I'm celebrating international women's day" and she would go through everything and one would always be masturbating.

Have not been able to find it in forever, found it super hot.

Anybody have a name for the gal in the first video? Looks a lot like my ex

>>29466395
based

>>29463283 (OP)
I love these. Every girl you know is touching her pussy.

>>29466382
Sauce?

I don't understand how they can masturbate to go to sleep. I typically do it just before I get up in the morning. Take care of myself and I'm ready to take on the day.

>>29466729
Wait until you see one irl it’s a trip

>>29466729
The ones who are prude or embarrassed about it do it the most. They derive little satisfaction from real world relationships and get their fix when they are alone.

>>29466926
Are you a human? the oxtuion release is is a pretty universal relaxer/calmer

>>29463283 (OP)
They can't even rub one out without turning it into some performative shit for views.

>>29466701
what the hell is that video, gay porn?

>>29463944
Lmao virgin

>>29466999
He said, as if there aren’t constant “tribute” threads in /b/

>>29466701
what is this subway surfer porn fetish? she is not even watching it herself, it's facing your way
also she is peeing all over the laptop

>>29464025
This guy's sex life must be so sad. RIP. Maybe he has a small dick or something? Maybe he's just had bad luck. There really are some women who have no interest in sex and take no pleasure in it. I just don't date them. Keep trying, bud. You'll find a woman who likes sex, eventually. Like, haven't you ever had lesbian friends who talk about sex with you? Or sisters who openly discuss sexuality around you, even with their friends or something when they hang out at your house? Haven't you ever read or watched any erotica written or created by women? This guy must have such a small sad life.

>>29464068
> Show me a female fantasy where the billionaire fucks her then tells her to gtfo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_O

It's written by a woman and everything. Considered a BDSM classic. I'm surprised you've never heard of it, since you present yourself as such an expert on female sexuality.

>>29464345
>A lot of woman have never experienced an orgasm because they haven't met me yet
ftfy, shrimp dick.

>>29464100
>they barely get horny in comparison to men
they're hornier than men by a long shot.
a long shot.
you just gotta know how to rub their mind right.
t. happily married for 13 years.

bump. there's a specific one i'm looking for

>>29467435
Is she living in a fucking cuck shed?

>>29463397
>he says, on the website that has posted the same cartoon frog and white face several billion times

>>29463944
>They have nothing down there except a dead cavity where the penis is supposed to enter.
Holy shit, see what happens when you skip sex-ex class?

captcha: n jrk p

>>29464366
Every girl is different in the way they get off. Some get off vaginally and some are clitorally. Some girls can only orgasm once, almost like a guy and some can have multiple orgasms with only minutes between.
She probably doesn't get off with the dildo and she has a Satisfyer so I'm guessing she's a clit girl.

>>29468239
who

>>29468259
fuckfernbrooks

>>29463639
It's 100% fake. Women hate sex and don't want to have it with anyone, including themselves. Sex is purely a transaction for them; if they don't get something in return (money, attention) then they don't engage in sexual activity at all, ever.

>>29468254
sauce?????

>>29468062
Yeah, but it's not a random girl who shares her ways of satisfying herself with friends. She's a porn actress and she's really bad at her job.

you retards have no idea how much females masturbate. It's probably at least 2x as much as men. I knew a girl who would get off in the morning and then before she went to bed just because all she needs is a finger and her phone. women are OBSESSED with gay porn and you think they don't jerk off?

the clit is right there but none of you faggots know where it is because you can't stop staring at cock or understand that clit action is necessary for like 90% of them. Spit on your finger and pretend you're still using a laptop with a finger nub retards. remember me when you actually manage to get her off for once.

>>29463925
more of her please

>>29463300
Was hot until it became unplausable as an actual tiktok

>>29466701
>ruining your screen
WHY.

>>29467333
On average? Doubtful. But feel free to provide some tips for the less experienced. Permanent cheat codes for the slut machine

>>29468239
>implying regular sexual satisfaction doesn't lead to more functioning members of society

>>29466994
>oxtuion release
WTF is that?

I'm not saying it's universal, but other women I have been with say the same thing. Maybe it's just clearing the thought of sex out of their mind so they can get on with their day.

>>29468492
It's not too complicated if you follow a few basic principles:

1. Learn where the clitoris is. It's really sensitive so don't touch it directly all that much but you'll make her feel great if you rub your fingers either side of it.
2. Learn to talk dirty and give positive feedback. "You're making me feel so good" and "You look so hot right now" are a few examples of things you can say to stimulate her mind and body.
3. Carrying on from point 2: Be more vocal in general. Girls love hearing guys moan, so play up the ragged breathing and grunting. Even if you'd normally be silent, make some noise anyway.
4. De-emphasize the penetration part of sex. Many girls either just don't like penetration or can't get off on penetration alone. Play with her pussy, kiss her and use her toys on her. Sure, you can put your dick in her when she's hot and ready but don't rush straight to this part.
5. TALK TO YOUR PARTNER. Seriously, just find out what she's into and adjust your approach accordingly. It's all ammunition you can use to make her feel good and then you'll get to feel good too.

>>29465786
Sounds more like anon's not insulting you, but that your worldview is a gross oversimplification of women. To be clear, I'm not insulting you either -- imagine for a moment that any average chick approached you with the assumption that she could wrap you around her finger by manipulating you via your most obvious one or two preferences, as though you were simpler than a beagle. Would you open up to that? Women are people, bro.

>>29468313
Who hurt you, buddy?

>>29468649
Sounds good for when you're about to have sex with her but what about the steps leading up to that? If they aren't that horny or interested in sex. Or attracting and seducing girls you haven't gotten to know yet. I suppose you mean that once you've performed so well with a woman she'll start develop an insatiable attitude to sex that she didn't have before? But that's not the first step. And maybe she already had that high sex drive from the get go, idk.

>>29468649
I'm another anon and I have a few questions :
- do you earn a lot of money?
- does she work a lot?
- do you give her a lot of gifts, restaurants, flowers?
- do you have children?

>>29463925
>>29463283 (OP)
I know it's elvasnaps now, but her tiktok videos are all deleted. Anyone know where her vids can be found? Not talking about her explicit content on fansly on coomer.

>>29467199
She wrote it to arouse her lover, Jean Paulhan

>>29468051
Sauce

>>29464136
>wife between 23-28: average boring married sex
>wife between 28-35: wild. Slutty. Nonstop.
>wife turns 35: as you described

>>29463397
Congrats, you figured out Tiktok

>>29467459
Ah yes, the infantile onlyfans/camgirl room decor

>>29467501
based fetish

>>29468313
More and more I think you are right. Their vagina is a tool. And they use it for work!

>>29469093
OMGYES course

>>29467566
>every pepe/wojak is the same joke
Are you retarded? That's not the same thing at all.

>>29469214
Plenty of hyper sexual 35+ milfs but maybe they're one of a kind or those who stay single. Still impossible to compete with most men though

>all this discussion
were are the fucking webms

>>29468254
sauce?

>>29463283 (OP)
>wamen solo bating reaping the pleasure only for themselves
Gross

>>29466395
Twitter name?

>>29466701
Cumming on Jordan is wild, and he'd probably love that. For those asking .. Jordan (JordanWearsNoGi) is a 10thPlanet Las Vegas Black Belt under Jake Shields that was out with friends and heard a woman scream. They ran there and found this dude kicking the fuck out of his girl, so Jordan wrapped him up. He held him until the cops came. He kept telling the guy, Youre so lucky Im not a bad guy because I would FUCK YOU UP right now. It's true ... Jordan is not a bad guy.

>>29463283 (OP)

iirc this chinese chick from spain told some anon she masturbates to orgasm at least nightly before bed on a dating app. if i can find it do u guys want the conversation?

>>29463864
This is the real issue. Females are capable of orgasm but incapable of love. The reject society and fertility and only feign attraction to males in order to trick us into laboring alone to support their infertile, loveless romances. Female circumcision doesn't address the underlying hatred that females feel for men because real loving relationships are built upon labor and females resent doing the job of womanhood. They hate doing their part. Only lobotomization will return the eggs the lesbian traitors have stolen from our people while preserving the utility of the womb. Sentient females cannot be trusted to perform the roles of women and mothers.

Just remember that yes they're masturbating and no you're not involved because you'll never be pretty and that's all they value.

>>29466701
bmaf tranny faggots are not gonna like this one

>>29464275
Kind of sounds like you're so disappointing in bed that she has little to no interest in sex until a sufficient amount of time passes that her horniness builds up enough to exceed her certainty that you'll leave her wanting.

>>29466382
god damn them some heavy ass titties

>>29463642

You should be earen by hyneas.

>>29463944


Actual incel in natural habitat.

>>29463300
>farmer girl
>no corn

>>29463978
> pre trannyism being popular.
It's literally mentioned in the bible, so you must be fucking ancient if that is true

>>29469746
perimenopausal women are stupid horny. 38-45 is wild times for females. Testosterone goes up .. estrogen goes down and all they want to do all day is fuck. They definitely feel a way about young men -30. They tend to adhere to societal norms and avoid the yiung cubs ... but if you get in there ... THEY FUCK

>>29470783
Im surprised a moid understands that women peak sexually in their 30s. Late 20s, early 30s is when women are most fertile. Pedos and hebephiles are retarded predators.

>>29464136
>My wife gets super horny for about 3 days straight.
>Then we wont have sex for another month.
Women have a horny few days a month as part of their period cycle.
My ex was a fucking succubus a few days leading up to her period
Rest of the month she would be pretty chill.
Also in general women lose interest in sex when they get married. My married friends all unironically look forward to their annual birthday handjob.

>>29468051
this whole series of videos is great, they interview a couple other girls.
can someone dump em all on /t/?

>>29471373
Imagine the smell kek

>>29464275
Don't listen to the larping cucks and virgin anons on here.

Every couple works differently. My wife and I fuck like rabbits when she's ovulating, because she's super horny, and then we go 2-3 weeks of not doing much, because her sex drive once her period starts is practically zero.
Sometimes she does give me handjobs/blowjobs during those lower sex drive weeks.

Most anons here troll or larp because they've never seen a woman naked irl, let alone fuck one consistently.

>>29468051
there's no door gunner on an apache. if she was blackhawk crew chief then maybe, sure, but those are two entirely separate jobs.

>>29463944
Whatever ackmhed. Go back to fucking you 4 year old wife

>>29470126
yeah

>>29468399
Can confirm most anons are just antisocial NEETS who don't know how to talk to other humans let alone women.
On average they aren't much different than men. maybe in the past more sexually repressed but that isn't really true now.

Girls jerk it to weird porn all the time. Sure a lot of it is text based but like look at the omegaverse- there's no shortage of chicks that are wacking it to the though of dudes channeling raping and 'knotting' each other and making them love it. Theres 150,000 fan fics related to that topic- and there are way more fans of it reading them.

And they will talk to guys about it (even ones they aren't fucking) as long as they don't act like a faggy incel losers.

>>29463397
It’s not even a good joke. If I gotta go to bed at 10 I’m jerking off before not after. I’ve never woken up in the middle of the night just to jerk off.

>>29471759
very embarrassing but I (female) jerk it to weird fanfic like 3 times a day.... all my friends do it too

>>29471759
>And they will talk to guys about it
This.
My girlfriend is a full on gooner, and I didn't know this about her until we were a couple months into dating.
She's a fucking weirdo and I love her.

>>29468368
>>29470014
madison.wilson87/madisonwilson19/yourmadisonwilson/madisonishappyy/yourmiataylor/prettiestmiataylor
Her actual porn leaks are available on simpcity

>>29466958
19y/o at my culinary school would rub herself through her pants rarely and I saw her bf rub her while talking to a chef across their desk!!

>>29468313
True, and the only people on here trying to say otherwise are
>Trannys
>Men who give the woman something
>Women trying to pretend otherwise

>>29470245
Pre testosterone Morgpie was something else

>>29463643
They're women, anon.

bump

bumperino

>>29468051
>>29473219

Has someone figured out, how to revive a long term relationship? I know she masturbates, but we rarely have sex and we're still in the 30s. She says I'm putting pressure in her. It's frustrating.

>>29473228
therapy.

>>29473228
you are unironically getting cucked

You are all just a bunch of losers telling on yourselves lmao. Interact with women in the real world some day actually better yet don't you probably reek and that alone is too much

>>29473228
you can't negotiate attraction
you have to be someone she wants to fuck
if she doesn't want to fuck you, there's nothing you can do to her to change her mind
make yourself attractive to other women and the competition for you will change her mind
but fuck chasing pussy, they should be chasing you, so make yourself that desirable, you're the prize not pussy

>>29470237
Rent free lmao

>>29473228
Could help you but it sounds like you're an annoying dude who doesn't get his wife doesn't really like him and is just forced to be with you so

Idk stop being a demanding creep if you can?

>>29471879
How did you find your way to 4chan and /gif/?

Women observe what men want and then immitate that for money/attention.

Girls don't really masturbate except maybe once a month.
They will have sex with you if your naked penis is right there and you get them going, but again, they can take it or leave it most of the time.

The main times my ex wanted sex was when the relationship was bad and she could sense me pulling away.

Women like travel, doggos, coffee shops, wasting money, scrolling their phone, looking cute, and having a fake friend group.
Sex is way down the list and it's mostly used to secure a guy that gives them a safety anchor in a world they find scary.
Raunchy sex with Chad occurs when young because they think they need 'memories x'

That's it.
Women have very low testosterone levels and don't experience the overwhelming desire that men do.

>>29474347
Can smell the virgin

>>29468313
>>29469318
>>29472120
either virgins or small dicks

>>29474530
NTA but it checks out. Women don't give a fuck about sex, even less so if on hormonal birth control.

>>29474564
>NTA
to leddit you go

>>29474645
>nta
>not that anon
>reddit
You're fucking retarded

Every female maturation done with make up and styled hair is bullshit

>>29466701
Why did she pee?

>>29466854
>>29470542
>>29471912
>>29466382
Sauce is urlatinanurse

>>29463643
I knew women were retarded but seeing them just copy pov without any care or understanding about what it even means was another discrete nail in their coffin for me.

>>29463373
>Ellyandnick
ty

>>29473228
>how to revive a long term relationship?
Are you ugly and fat? stop being those things

>>29464232
Brownboi going five seconds without fantasizing about black men challenge difficulty: Impossible

>>29473228
You just don't let it get to that situation.
The same way if everything was suddenly back to normal, you'd never forget that she would rather masturbate than sleep with you, she'll never forget whatever reason it is she didn't want to sleep with you.

Maybe she's not attracted, birth control hormones altering her attraction, you said something, you did or do something, you let yourself get uglier, she was thinking about another man, she was cheating or anything else.
No matter what happens, neither of you will forget what's been happening.

I just hope you're not married, just end the relationship and move on. A man in his 30s should be in his prime, don't spend your prime with a woman who doesn't want you.

The amount of virgins in this thread debating if women can orgasm is hilarious.

So its just the same joke but with diffrent girls?

>>29473228
Don't listen to these anons, they're all retards. Get connected back with her. Go on a date. Find something you both enjoy together. Cook a nice dinner together. When you first started out, you did dates, hung out, did things together. Now that it's been several years, its all monotonous and routine, and nothing is there to keep the spark going.
>> married 12 years with 2 kids, been together 15. was in this for years until i did above, sex 4x a week minimum

>>29471567

kk lemme dig for it.

>>29468062
My wife literally doesn't know how to make herself cum and never figured out how to masturbate. She didn't own or try sex toys because she was paranoid about her family finding out or it showing up on a credit card or online purchase history etc. Thr only way to have avoided that fear and paranoia was to buy something in person, with cash. I got her a clit-sucker from WALMART in 2020. She spent all of lockdown having continuous orgasms and we had sex multiple times a day. It took her a week to figure out how to cum with the clit sucker because she was used to me fingering her while I sucked her clit. This toy is V shaped and does both. After 2-3 orgasms she doesn't want it anymore and wants real penis, then after a bit wants the toy again. She is convinced that toys are good, but without combining with sex they're unfulfilling.

Workout and stop paying attention to her as much. Everything else is a waste of time.

>>29475514
Share some of that superior knowledge i'm sure you're an expert

Most of these girls really only have their bodies going for them cause these "jokes" and "bits" are fucking bad

>>29466076
Why don't you tell her yourself? Seriously why haven't you told her you can hear that?

>>29473228
you have to both have patience to see sex as what it is, and not one partner obliging the other. it's a mutual exploration of our most base desires. you have to be able to communicate effectively about exactly the kind of sex you want, without shame and embarassment. once you're in it for the long-haul, "let's have sex" and wordlessly humping for five minutes won't do.

>>29463944
>>29463992
>>29464025
>>29464029
>>29464081
>>29464100
>>29464345

It's crazy that there are guys who are so adamant about being right, for things that aren't even an argument. If any of this is remotely in question to you, then you have so little empathy for others that you should end it all and not even bother trying to figure out how to fuck.

any attempt will only end up with you being more embittered than before, blaming women for your own self-embarrassment.

>>29463283 (OP)
This trend is for indian men who are unfamiliar with the habits of white women

>>29473671
keep seething, it's good energy

>>29477221
Hi sir I’m an Indian man and this is very helpful for me sir

>>29466076
record and post it?

>>29468682
Different guy, good sex life. Here's my advice.

Make sure there's nothing major stressing her out. Women hate that. Do things for her, make her feel loved and appreciated. Same idea: lots of physical affection that isn't about sex. Hug her. Kiss her. Smile at her. Compliment her. This kind of positive treatment should be normal in her mind.

That's the first part of preparing her to want sex. If you don't have this, she's not gonna feel positive enough for sex a lot of the time. So now she's feeling pretty lovey-dovey as a default. Now, make sure to show her that you think she's sexy - again, without demanding immediate sex. Touch her a little more suggestively. Outright grope her if she likes a little shock. Eye her up, and tell her you like what you see. Obviously choose your time and place: never when it would humiliate her, never when she's stressed or upset. Only when she's feeling fairly happy. If she's receptive, push forward to making out, but again, don't push to sex. This is great for times when full-on sex would be inconvenient, like you got some place to be and don't have even 10m or whatever.

The result of that is now she's thinking about sex. If you want sex, start stimulating her well in advance of a good opportunity. Get it on her mind. She'll get herself the rest of the way there. Then, when a good time comes, start it up again and keep on pushing. Unless it's something stupid like you guys staying out too late at a party and now she's falling asleep, you're gonna get some. And even then, if it doesn't work out, don't get frustrated. (Unless it never works out. Then you talk it out or break up.)

So that's the plan. Get her comfortable with you. Make her feel loved. Show her how you find her sexy, how you want her. Then she'll want sex with you. Even if she's not horny for herself, like she wants to cum, she's gonna be horny for you, like she wants you to cum. And the more you do it, the more she gets used to wanting you. Train her.

>>29468313
>Women hate sex and don't want to have it with anyone

imagine telling on yourself like this

>>29475567
>>29477152

Sounds good, thanks

>>29466076
Holy shit same. Even thought its one of those fancy "silent vibrators" I can hear that shit buzzing away along with the very occasional moan.

never seen a thread fall so hard.
>starts out decent
>201 replies
>30 images
>no webm posted in 7 hours

>>29470205
Buddy, you are mentally ill

>>29464472
Are you a woman or you just imagine what women think ?

>>29464081
YEAH BECAUSE ITS FUCKING RAPE YOU FUCKING MORON.

>>29466076
>>29478069
How old are they? Tell us more details about how much you can hear. How does it make you feel?

>>29478408
Buddy, not everyone is into incest

>>29470205
>>>/r9k/

>>29466076
pix or it didn't happen

>>29471810
One day you might wake up in the middle of the night to fuck though. Women are in fact much more horny than men.

>>29467091
While there are a lot of conflicting stories, the original guy who called "white bois" "Timmy" was a nigger on tiktok saying "If you with a white boi you single to me. The fuck Timmy gonna do?" A bit later, this fine upstanding future astronaut became a BLM poster boy after being beaten half to death by neo-nazis for flirting with a white woman.

By which of course I mean the video of the event reveals he was being super rapey with a girl who wanted nothing to do with him which escalated to her boyfriend beating him up, which led to him declaring he's going to go get his gun and kill all of them, which led to 'Timmy' beating him unconscious at which point our video picks up.

>>29473221
>>29473219
>>29468051
I really want to see her cum now...

>>29473311
Therapy is gay

>>29463944
you clearly never met a female in yalls life lol.

im married and have sex probably 3-5 times a week and i still set aside a half hour for myself everyday. its a normal part of being a functioning human being.

When i was younger (like 16-23) i was unfortunately addicted to hard drugs and it led me to be hypersexual and i would literally goon for like 8 hours a day sometimes. i'd park my car in a parking lot, get my ipad out, get high and next time i looked at the clock it would be like the next morning.

>>29478726
which drug(s)?

>>29478739
ice and weed. sometimes random shit.

>>29478726
can you elaborate on how you do it everyday? toys? Does your husband know?

>>29478744
Whats ice? Sorry, its not my terf at all, still interested in facts.

>>29478755
Ladies and gents, here we have a gooner brain who practices "wishful thinking" on full display, imagining the other anon to be a female without any evidence.

>>29478755
usually in the shower at night before bed, or in the morning ill hump a pillow before i get up.

I assume my husband knows i masturbate (who doesn't?) but its not really something we talk about lol

>>29478757
meth. dont ever fuck with it. it literally ruined my life and put me in a hole it took me like 10 years to dig my way out of.

>>29476109
Similar story with my wife. Never masturbated and never came with anyone until she was late 30's. She first came on a clit vibe and now she masturbates with it. Still very difficult for her to cum though. Conditions have to be perfect (such as nothing stressful going on at work) and it takes a long time. She prefers sucking my dick when she's stressed. She makes sure we do something sexual every single morning since we started dating back in college..
I jack off daily right in front of her (sometimes multiple times) to be a good example for easy cumming but it doesn't help. She'll just say "I wish I could cum that quick and easy"

>>29478726
>i would literally goon for like 8 hours a day sometimes. i'd park my car in a parking lot, get my ipad out, get high and next time i looked at the clock it would be like the next morning.
Sounds awesome. I kind of do the same but not in the car. I literally lay on the couch and rub my dick all day probably 3-4 days/week. Trained the wife to think all guys do this.

>>29479191
in some ways it was fun at the time but desu it was pretty gross and unsafe looking back

>>29479388
>in some ways it was fun at the time but desu it was pretty gross and unsafe looking back
Masturbating isn't gross, but yes doing so in the car is dangerous. That's how you wind up on the sex offender registry in your state.

>>29479424
i mean i was an addict so i had poor hygiene at the time, the car stank. and yeah either getting caught and ending up on a registry for being naked in a park or getting raped or some shit. it was def sketchy looking back. i wouldnt ever do that shit sober.

>>29464193
High sex drive in women is a mental illness.

>>29479431
>poor hygiene at the time, the car stank
I'm trying to unimagine the smell. Gross, take a fucking shower

>>29473228
its honestly over, find someone else, don't waste anymore time

>>29466480
Yes.

>>29479444
i do now lol.

i was a heavy drug user back then.

>>29479443
its mental illness or a trauma thing usually.

>>29479443
>>29464193
>High sex drive in women is a mental illness.
My wife is a slut and yes, she does have some kind of undiagnosed mental illness of OCD, lack of emotion intelligence/self awareness with early dementia mixed in (runs in her family, where literally every female in her family is a slut)

>>29463944
Based

>>29475567
>>29478005
Np anon, good luck. The thing I've learned through all of it is she wants the connection first, and sex will come naturally after. No need to push or ask for it if she feels the same emotional connection you guys had at the start of the relationship. Keep it fresh. A lot harder with kids, so even though we can't go out alone a lot of it is doing chores together or cooking

>>29479456
why is it always weed

my wife will go on this cycle where she decides she wants to lose weight and then smoke all the time instead of drinking (which has cals), and when she does she wants to bang all the time and put on this really extreme gangbang or ir porn all the time, want me to dp her with toys, etc

then she'll get over it and stop smoking and then everything dries up

>>29463283 (OP)
Damn

>>29463300
>gamer girl
>not playing games just to see which scene has the most intense vibration
>then using the controller to masturbate
My ex did this, told her to buy her own controller lol

>>29479635
weed gets me relaxed by ice would get me horny in ways i cant even try to explain.

>>29480067
i used to find myself doing this subconsciously. id be playing and the controller would naturally just gravitate between my legs. i dont even think it was a sexual thing so much as its a warm spot.

>>29479474
bro....why marry a slut?

>>29467146
It's a common thing you can commision whores to do for you. It's like a porn version of Big Man Tyrone.

>>29480317
Hi, why did you put spaces in your username? And there's no dash at all! And what app do you mean? I'd like to get to know you but I'd like to know the answers to these questions first.

>>29480365
nigga.....

>>29479635
crazy stuff bro

>>29468239
idk why I find this one so hot compared to the others, maybe just seeing her actually masturbate changes it

>>29463925
thanks

>>29480398
???

>>29481668
I might be retarded but that is a scam lol

moar?

>>29468399
>It's probably at least 2x as much as men.
desu true. at least for me. ive mostly calmed down but i had an addiction for a while and id masturbate multiple times a day and would make myself orgasm as much as i could during the 'sessions'. sometimes to the point of getting sick afterwards from how fast my heart would beat and how overheated id be afterwards. id vomit. weirdest place i ever masturbated was in a bathroom stall before a therapy session

Women are just as horny as men ,why is it so hard for incels to understand

>>29469357
It's playing with dolls for incels. Look! Now Pepe is a fireman and Wojak is a tranny in a burning house and Pepe is pulling a smug face! Lol! Laugh! Laugh you fucking pigs!

>>29463944
Scientists found out snakes have clits. Male snakes will try to vibrate in the area.

The discovery is extra funny because beforehand, scientists thought the males were all just raping the females, that the females felt nothing and the guys were doing weird vibrations to flex on each other.

Supposedly they look a little like a heart, since they're double clits. Similar to how snakes have double dicks

>>29468051
sourceeeeeee

>>29463283 (OP)
I do this too but I am male

mMmmmm

>>29471206
Oh a femcel.

>>29471206
>Late 20s, early 30s is when women are most fertile.
Gr8 b8.

>>29478765
In said hole right now, 8 years. What do?

Fun thread ruined by incels

>>29468051
>>29469093
>>29483134
zoey, omgyes

>>29476109
>>29479158
Your landwhales took black dick when they were young and before they settled with you.

>>29483806
you need to be 18 to be here.

>>29479474
>>29480198
>bro....why marry a slut?
I'm lazy as fuck and she was easy. Even now, she let me retire early while she still works (from home). I get high everyday, watch porn for hours and jack off 2-3 times right in front of her even though we fuck/she blows me at least once a day. A "high quality" girl would never put up with these things.
The trade off is my friends, of which I only have a few who are also lazy stoners, have seen her naked, groped her, been groped by her, etc. Just playful stuff, no closed mouth making out or anything highly emotional (she's not capable which is why she's a slut so I don't worry about it). I'm quite content and would not change a thing.

>>29471206
The terms you use and the way you use them shows how you're trying to justify your thoughts, which don't line up with reality. They peak in libido because their body is screaming that it can't reproduce in a few couple of years. They don't peak sexually. They're most attractive between 14-20. Furthermore, while wild milf sex is hot because they "know more than young girls," it's still more "sexually energetic" for men if it's a hot teenager to look at. Women just lay there and take it anyway, might as well look at a hot piece of young ass anyway. Young twenties is the safest time to have a kid. Having a kid at 16 is still biologically normal because we are evolved to be apes in a forest that live 30-40 years and succeed as a species under those bare minimum conditions. "Thirties" doesn't even enter a conversation when it comes to female attractiveness or fertility.

I sperged out because this femoid better RECOGNIZE this pimp hand.

>>29463944
actually based.
Many won't like it but it's the truth.

>Replies: 264
>Images: 30
grim

>>29470591
>natural habitat
we don't hate women here, we love women.
what we hate is women's rights.

>>29479443
I feel like this is a cope for women not liking you

>>29484576
You are retarded

>>29484612
You can cry all you want about women being able to reject you. nothing gonna change

>>29484631
Remember kids, if you hate women because none of them want to fuck you, you're probably the problem! Take a shower, touch some grass, go outside.

>>29484631
You're on 4chan in a porn thread nigga. You're either a disgusting incel or an escort enjoyer who thinks he's making them cum. Don't act like you're better than anyone here.

>>29484697
Bro thinks only incels goon. It aint the 1950s anymore. Gooning has become a relatively common thing. Also, just because you are an incel doesn't mean you have to hate women.

>>29468239

saucee

Please post more stop yappin

>>29475631
>>29470126

it's a pain in the ass to go find this lmao, so unless anybody other than that one anon is actually interested fuck it haha

>>29485093
please, dig if you can :)

>>29485148

okay maybe later today i'll find it

>>29473677
wanting to have sex with your wife is being a demanding creep now, kys

>>29482844
lurk moar zoomer

>>29484594
>Replies: 277
>Images: 30

>>29485239
But he's right, cletus faggot

>>29484594
What did you think would happen in a niche thread?

>>29463397
joke?

>>29473221
>>29473219
>>29468051
Source?

>ASL
female/21/america
>About me
So, here's the deal—I'm all about meeting new people and having some fun, whether it's a casual convo or something a bit steamier. I’m into crafting weird stuff like miniature models and trying my hand at weird recipes (ever had chocolate-covered pickles?). If you can keep a convo flowing and want to throw some spicy content my way, let’s make it happen! Not gonna lie, I might not be the outdoorsy type, but I make up for it with how much time I spend online. Totally cool if you’re a gamer too, can always swap some recommendations or rage-quit together. I'm pretty open-minded, but you definitely have to take the first step, especially if you're feeling a little naughty right off the bat.
>Contact
Hit me up on 4snapchat: elysi-a-pj-z q x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

>>29467121
there arent. and the last one was nothing but doods

>>29484558
> They're most attractive between 14-20

Is these attraction decisions made by pedos ?

>Women just lay there and take it anyway

We don't want to hear about the type of women you date

> we are evolved to be apes in a forest that live 30-40 years

What is this retarded ahistorical view. Human had the capability to live till their 60s for thousands of years.

>>29487221
I don't get the joke

>>29470096
>Black Belt under Jake Shields
He's probably a Nazi just like Jake is then. kek

>>29471206
YWNBAW

>>29473228
Cut a hole in the bottom of a Starbucks cup and insert penis

>>29487932
kek

>>29478726
>yall
opinion discarded, and while it doesnt happen to most girls like 90% of them immediately quit sex the minute they get married.

>>29478726
You cant debate an incel. Once they embrace the cope its done. Reality doesnt matter anymore. What they wish matters more.
Jeet iq doesnt help either.

>>29463300
The farmer girl one turned me on in particular, need more of girls acting like complete depraved hedonists

>>29463283 (OP)
I want this to be normalized so bad, imagine having a goonnette daughter that's constantly masturbating

>>29463376
>>29463369
Do women really just sleep in a puddle of their own sweat and pussy juice covered hand

>>29468649
I can attest to this. My first time I basically did most of this stuff and she loved it and we had a good time. Women are easy as fuck to please in bed. It's just a bunch of guys think having a big dick is all you need to do.

>>29486976
like the watermark in the first video says:
OMGYES. a series of educational videos about female pleasure. it has 3 "seasons" so far.
(I have seen torrents of this stuff)

>>29468313
>t. American "man"

>>29468239
So hot

>>29463283 (OP)
>>29470126
>>29471567
>>29485148

gofile.io/d/WOAjse

alright, there ya go. she's a proper slut kek.

>>29463283 (OP)

great thread concept, post more in the new one >>29489920