Thread 29575203

Seeing women dance does something to me, preferably clothed, preferably them looking like they are enjoying themselves

>>29575203 (OP)
She has good footwork despite those clunky ass shoes.

Anyways, it surprises me that even today women bother learning any other skillset than just being good at fucking or sucking dick. I mean this is where you invariably end up, women. It's literally the only thing you need to be good at to keep a guy around you. Just be a fantastic cock sucker, enjoy it, perfect it, make it an art to make a guy cum. Learn how to ride cock, learn how to arch your back so your ass sticks up and exposes your pussy. Most women can't even take it doggystyle well, they don't arch their back and it makes sex awful for both people.

Dancing? The fuck is this going to do for you besides hurt your feet and ruin your legs. Just be good at sex, that's all you need.

>>29575460
Why do men do anything other than make money?

>>29575536
Men have talent, brains, brawn.

Women have...a hole, sometimes 3.

>>29575460
>Dancing? The fuck is this going to do for you
It's going to attract a man. It shows you are physically fit and it keeps you healthy. It can also make money without having to suck random dicks while waiting for Mr. Right to come along.
You really are a child.

>>29575764
Do you?

>>29575787
The only reason to BE healthy and slim in the first place is so you're picked to be the current fucktoy, whore. Dancing is a shit way to exercise when your goal is to bounce on cocks.

>>29575795
I have all that and more. No you can't be my side piece, femcel.

This is the only dancing pussy in the thread. The rest are worthless crystal cafe losers looking for male attention.

>>29575816
>Dancing is a shit way to exercise when your goal is to bounce on cocks.
The goal isn't to bounce on cocks. The goal is to ensnare a good man.

>>29575822
>a good man
You mean entrap some retard to give you all his attention.

You're not worth anyone's attention. You are awful at sex, you can't suck a cock worth a dime and you don't contribute anything to the workforce except a warm body at your desk pretending to be busy, attending teams meetings blah blah blah do nothings adult daycare losers.

Women are +1s. When you start demanding more, you are easily and quickly replaced for a woman that knows her place.

>>29575896
You can't take this person seriously, you can't treat some brainless body gyrating like this trying to get the attention of chad over there, like she's a human being.

>>29575460
The concept of fun really is completely foreign to you people, huh

>>29575896
I love that fucking song. But apparently there are so many different dialects in Russia that my friend from Moscow couldn't translate it

>>29575554
she should be taken to the back of the store and punished thoroughly for this cringey public display

>>29575896
This is the first time I've ever replied to this sort of shit and yet my boomer mother is still alive I mean what the fuck.
How about she dies screaming in a firey level crossing incident? Maybe that'll work.

>>29575203 (OP)
>posts man dancing
Feck off.

>>29575460

Imagine living solely for your partner, and having no other skill/fun/interests in life.
I'd hang myself if my ONLY existence was to be the sexual partner of someone.

>>29575829
Out of curiosity, are you autistic?
I can't wrap my head around this thought process without coming to the conclusion that there is some sort of mental deficiency going on. That everything is measured in what a person can offer your austistically logical, yet arbitrary system.

People don't exist to impress you. You are not the main character to anyone but yourself.

If you're autistic, I forgive you. It's not your fault.

Simple mature in heels. Diamonds.

>>29575829
I'd choose a mediocre cock sucker who can cook over an expert cock sucker who is a needy bitch.

>>29575212
tik tok garbage makeup

>>29575812
You just know the fat sweaty greasy unemployed neckbeard reddit mod that filmed this cummed in his adult diaper when she randomly starting spamming emotes

>>29577835
puffy? her weird ugly face or...?

>>29578021
You're both obviously cripplingly autistic, get over yourselves.

>>29578214
>>29575829
samefag
also ignores arguments he cannot counter

>>29578609
Autistic reply

>>29578611
I genuinely suspect that Tyrone enjoyed getting this.

>>29575554
Goddam that was bad, cringe, and those phone movements won't make up for anything. How can people be so self-unaware and proud of their crap?
>>29575460
>Dancing? The fuck is this going to do for you besides hurt your feet and ruin your legs.
Brother, you're so stupid you miss the main data : only top whores will go these lengths to show their ++slut-tier.
You talked about doggystyle and bj skills yet you fail to understand the use of showing men you will ride their cock to smoke? Don't you get it? The bj will keep him around but the slut dance will get him at first. Think anon, think ! If there is a
>dance thread
on /gif/ it means men are aroused by it. Dance is visual!
Even better, she can dance like a panther, fuck him good for 6 months, dump 3 children and never fuck him again, now the fool will work until he's old to feed these plagues. He's already done like the fly in the piranha plant. He just doesn't know it yet cuz he watched Disneys. He thinks she will love him for his personality or something… and society told him it's the only way. The provider. Reproducing, working, marrying, raising, paying.

>>29575460
incel energy

I am tired of this endless popping and locking. Impress me with something that isnt that.

>>29575896
No

>>29575203 (OP)
nice dancing skills.

>>29579703
Asians are so goofy looking

>>29575203 (OP)

the original song and choreo is Gokurakujoudo, don't post this shit ass boomer music

>>29575460

i fucking love this board so much thank you anon

>>29575214
is that kasia?

>>29575214
sauce?

>>29579703
honestly surprised koreans didn't arrest all of those thots

>>29577967
You must be a woman. Most men would be happy to be a human dildo. Not that that is even something possible in reality. Only a psychopath could have sex without getting attached.

>>29575935
Agreed. Sadly. I grew up with an older sister exactly like this, just skinnier same dead vacant eyes. The amount of times I had to lie to some stranger that she isn't there while she is getting ready to go out with somebody else kinda ruined women/dating for me. These "valuable" phases do not last long, she jumped on and married the biggest simp I have EVER met in my life (who is older than my dad) the second she hit 30. Lol. Now she is much fatter than my mom, battling (badly) alcoholism with a 16 yo daughter who is so messed up that she has to go to therapy for social anxiety panic attacks. Guess homeschooling by a alchoholic retired / expired thot was a bad idea.

>>29575816
>I have all that and more.
Considering the board you're posting on, and the manner in which you post, I highly doubt that.

You're probably brown. Post your hand.

>>29575460
Incel opinion, I want a talented woman so it makes me look better when people know she chose me

>>29578199
Pretty sure this was filmed on her own with a filter to zoom in and follow her

>>29575764
>>29581882
Most men are desperate subhumans.

>>29581882
Most men are desperate subhumans without any validation. Women have that since they're born so they want more.

>>29578021
Why would you forgive an autie murphy? Retard
>>29575896
>>29576147
It says Hungary

>>29575554
niggatoro

>>29583774
splash one bandit

>>29581882
Imagine being so new that you think there are women on the internet.

Looking for one in which a girl dances to jump up superstar
Name was brooklynsomething

>>29584193
Hip swaying like this is the best.

>>29584193
Doesn't this one have a dick now?

>>29575460
Wow, I'm no surprised you're miserable

>>29583153
I would pop her body like bubblegum

>>29586212
Name

>>29583774
Yeah, I'm gonna need so much more of this it's not even funny!

>>29578608

I'd eat the fuck out of her ass. Looks like exactly the type of shit that was on youtube in like 2006, would've probably fapped mad to this

>>29585067
iconic

>>29586212
I am going insane

>>29575203 (OP)
Post more Asian in asian dress please.

>>29584406
the super mario song?

>>29581652
that's right

>>29575203 (OP)
kills me how the only time this ever gets posted is with this retarded song that some dipshit dubbed in years ago. the original fits much better and sounds much better. stop posting this trash version.

>>29586212
sauce?

>>29589921
If you have it ill take it, love me some boney m though

anyone have any of the ~decade old videos of a cybergoth chick dancing that she uploaded to Youtube? think her handle was dtoxic/dtoksick or something similar, she took them down

>>29591979
worst part about this is that her face is kinda nice
bet she would've been hot at like normal weight + 10 to 20 kg
but in that obese landwhale form she's just disgusting

>>29583774
WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT FIGHTER JET JUST DO

>>29582446
who is she?

>>29583583
somebody post the rest. please and thank you.

>>29592072
>worst part about this is that her face is kinda nice
So she's basically the opposite of a "butterface"? A "butterbody"?

>>29575203 (OP)
she is cute.. whats her name?

>>29591979
>Mary Bloberry

>>29583774
I need to see her fucking a jet

>>29580937
>>29589921
this is your "better" version?
come on, weebs, boney m is better than this

>>29581882
If you want to be a human dildo, by all means. None of my business. But as a man, I'd still hang myself if that was all my life was about.
Pussy is nice, but it is barely my top three of interesting things to do.

>>29594835
Boomer song is way better, your oriental song makes my ears bleed

I almost don't want to jack off to it when the girl's actually a good dancer, I feel like I'm disrespecting the artform or something. Much easier when it's just some big-titty zoomette on tiktok making her dumb "omigosh look how cute I am" faces & awkwardly bumping her pelvis

>>29575460
fuckin chatbot wall of text and 10,000 more in the replies
half the thread is twitter rambling
could've been the best thread on the god-forsaken catalog

>>29583774
Greatest of all time

>>29587926
This bitch is insufferable

>>29586212
Sauce

>>29575460
>Dancing? The fuck is this going to do for you besides hurt your feet and ruin your legs. Just be good at sex, that's all you need.
Being good at dancing, regardless of your sex, male or female, does wonders for getting people to want to have sex with you in the first place.
Even if you're ugly and fat and have no particular redeeming qualities, showing up to a swing dance event while reasonably well dressed with clothes that fit and showing proper hygiene *and* busting moves like a god, will absolutely land you in the "would" category and can compensate for basically any of your shortcomings (except smelling bad. You can be ugly and get laid, but you won't if you smell like swamp).
Hear this fellas, if you think life gave you shit luck or whatever, swallow your edgelord pride and sign up for a dancing class, even if you hate it and suck at it. Better force yourself to learn dancing, if only out of spite at first; than miss out on an IRL cheat code like that. Besides, you don't have anything better to do anyway if you're lurking here.

>>29575460
>Dancing? The fuck is this going to do for you besides hurt your feet and ruin your legs. Just be good at sex, that's all you need.
Why do men bother doing anything other than dancing, fine arts, or cunnilingus? That is all you need to make a woman happy in this day and age.

>>29597423
mfw this is just normal.
add chad looks into the equation and you can see how I've lost count. gotta be easily over 100

>>29582782
song?

>>29575460
I agree with this post

>>29598532
>>29598595

Girls putting on a belly dancer costume immediately gain 3 points of hotness, 5 if they know how to belly dance

>>29575203 (OP)
Lmfao nice start with the male dancing and 95% the thread has no idea. Kudos

>>29581876
The baby is being thrown around in there like it was the inside of a washing machine.

>>29575787
The only thing you need to attract a man is being a fucking woman, period, to be loyal and grateful (good sex) will make you more desireable... This idea is so retarded... The guy was right... dacing or other hobbies brings no value... it's the fucking Panpiano path, always... talent means shit for women all that matters is her sexuality...
>>29578870
>>29583643
Yeah I bet you rather fuck a mid dancer mid attractive girl or the hottest but untalented bitch who's only good for making men cum.
>>29575787
Mr. Right? Make money dancing? like as pool dancers or what? All women end up selling their sexuality ALL OF THEM. Either in OF or to a husband... or give it for free like retards... all other stuff they do is meaningless.
>>29577967
That's how you'll end up darling, that's your only purpose and value... see men looking at you when you paint? they don't care about the painting they wanna fuck you... enjoy enjoy making videos? no one cares they only wanna stick a dick in your cunt... enjoy debating? guess what no matter your opinion they all want to cum inside you... and other women only care or value you according to the tier of men who's penetrating you...

>>29601235
Everything you mention has something to do with being online and "showing myself". You sound like you live perpetually online and base all your "experience" solely on what you've seen on streams and OF.
You probably have never spoken with a woman besides some assignment in college.
There is more to life than sex. I can write a book. I can play tabletop games with my friends. I can travel and see the world. I can cook amazing meals and have my friends over for dinner. I can go drive go-kart. I can go fishing or hunting or a million other things that has absolutely nothing to do with selling my body or being some incels fucktoy.
Life is so much more than being a shut-in loser. Try it.

>>29583774
I bet she's authorized for Type 3 control, if you understand my intent.

>>29578125
dude stop spamming your gross wife, its been fucking years, this is why she left you and your daughter tells her friends youre disgusting

bump

>>29578125
pure aryan movement

>>29601065
who changed the music to this horrible shit

>>29602723
sauce?

>>29601387
There's something about a skirt. Dudes say they prefer yoga pants but I'll agree to disagree

>>29600639
Pajeet post.

>>29578149
Too bad women can't or won't cook at all anymore. Only a handful seem capable of giving a decent BJ provided they're willing to touch you at all. At least girls who can dance are always worth looking at if nothing else.

>>29601181
the winner by miles

>>29581789
Wait. What fucking sport has 3 digit jersey numbers?

>>29597731
Angel On My Shoulder by Kaskade
(Belo Horizonte Remix)

>>29593612
Im sure there are clips with higher levels of attention whoring out there, but i cant think of any off the top of my head.

>>29602652
if you post the original i'll save it

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. .....

>>29605578
thanks man appreciate it

>>29602461
who?

>>29601120
>that TV station
This video is super old

>>29601691
Whose song was this?

Needs bbc

>>29602667
I hate the 60s :(

>>29594835
boney m and a lot of other retards are cancer for being unable to count to 16. it's the aoc in all countries and 16 steps will always allow you to dance (or wank) symmetrically to the beat. i dont get why boomers love nigger music that can only count to 12 (and doing so slow af)

>>29605466
i'm sure you can imagine an asian team of any sport will have plenty of spare players

>>29607611
Tone down the tism big fella

>>29601176
I think im in love

>>29575896
Why pervert that song with this faggy webm?

.

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
.

>>29606671
>>29582782
>>29575212

anyone know this song name ?

>>29608948

>>29606671
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better

Brilliant band. I'm going tom see them live next March.
Also check out some of their other songs. Couple of favorites;

Tame Impala - New Person, Same Old Mistakes
Tame Impala - 'Cause I'm A Man
Tame Impala - Elephant
Tame Impala - Expectation
Tame Impala - Let It Happen
Tame Impala - Mind Mischief

>>29576147
https://youtu.be/4DQ9BCq6l-g

>>29601629
All your dude friends want to stick it inside you and would want to do the same no matter you make them meals or not... this is the reality of your existence... sure, you can do whatever, but your value is in your sexuality, period. "Write a book"? I bet the most mediocre female author would sell more copies if she poses lewdy with her book... and ultimately even if you get J.K. Rowling levels of popularity, she and every other women ends up sucking dick... no matter your achievements you'd be valued for that... or stay alone... if you're too ugly, old, or whatever, you won't be as loved as you were at prime age when you barely knew the periodic table... You may enjoy doing things but guess what? that's no more meaningful than a dog chasing a ball... "fun" is not meaningful, it's only a biochemical phisiological process.

This is the only advantage men have, to be valued for what they do... we have an inherent purpose, and those who fail or realize it too late end up killing themselves... the path can be painful, but it's meaningful.. You will only be valued by your sexuality... Can't you see? this thread proves it... All these girls are only worthy for how they look, a man dances and they will go oh he's so fucking talented, a girl dances and it's well I wanna fuck her... most girls posted here dance like shit, will you deny it? yet they got millions of views on their platforms... Think it like this... men MUST learn skills to be valued, to find purpose, to fucking reproduce... yeah you do it "for fun", good for you. This is why almost no girl achieves excelence in whatever path they embarc on...

>>29601629
Also
>never spoke with a woman
>shut in loser
>incel
Gee so men's value in YOUR opinion is tied to how many cunts they fuck? fair enough, well men must DO shit in order to fuck, women only need to open their legs. This is a fact, god damn it. Female's value is on the tier of men she gets to keep.

>>29584193
song?

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
...

>>29583774
>fighter jet AI
This needs to stop

>>29575896
>

Does anyone have that video of the Japanese woman dancing Union Dixie?

>>29584193
Name?

>>29610097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkvZTvmTEO0

>>29583774
>in Ai fucker jet fights you

>>29604102
This is my flavor autism

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. ....

>>29598532
>>29610370

damn I love a belly dance. Got any more?

>>29604402
I think the trick is for the woman to be hot and then it doesn't matter what she wears

>>29610543
I'm a tummy guy myself, dancing or not.

>>29583774
You did not even post the related wem. See >>29585067

>>29598600
Damn I really should go to bachata parties in Latin America

>>29575203 (OP)
It's funny because women doing these choreographed dances just reminds me of how fucking useless and vapid they are.
Why the fuck do we let them vote again?

>>29575536
>Why do men do anything other than make money?
tits or gtfo, nigger.

>>29576147
fact or fiction was a good show must kids thes days will never understand

>>29610114
Indigo White

>>29610644
Bro I actually never considered myself a tummy guy, but maybe I am. Helps that a good looking tummy usually comes with good looking hips/butt and legs of which a guy I most definitely am

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
.

>>29602626
I want to believe this is real

>>29607398
It was a silly time

>>29575896
>

>>29607653
lost

>>29586650

this is an oldie. The only other thing about this I recall is that the sauce was super disappoint.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
.

>>29612257
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760227075306948.mp4

>>29575460
thank you for your retard opinion, as for me i exclusively look for women with phds/MD/difficult masters degrees so that my kids are as smart as possible

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
.....

>>29589168
first time a ghetto song made something hotter

>>29576239
i've seen a porn with this exact description. twice

>>29575812
glad to know the spirit of Pee Wee Herman's dance lives on through weeb cosplayers

>>29604140
Who is she? There was another clip of this girl dancing with her diploma to some Slavic song. I've been trying to find that song for months!

WTF IS WITH ALL OF THIS ZOOMER GARBAGE GET THIS TIK TOK NPC ZOOMER BRAINROTTED SHIT OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEE

Generous guys, you know where to find me.
...

>>29575460
This is what /gif/ does to a motherfucker

>>29575896
FU

uhh what? none of these are adult gifs

>>29583909
This is one of the best dancing gifs I've ever seen. Instantly lost. Dye that bitch blonde and she's a real life Android 17

>>29594835
I just like the outtake at the end where she drops the fan by accident then sheepishly grins at the camera.

>>29606483
Huh. Why that one in particular?

>>29575812
I'm disgusted with myself but I keep rewatching this over and over and I'm not really sure why. I can't stop replying this
I'm gonna have to ask for source

>>29616820
sorry anon i don't know the source found it here on 4chan

>>29575896
>

>>29616979
Thanks for responding anyways for closure. I must find the source, I must find who this cringey qt is

And I will. One way or another

>>29597731
>>29608948
Angel on my Shoulder-Kaskade (EDX's Belo Horizonte at Night Remix)

Anyone know the source for this?

>>29575812
>>29616979
Found her tiktok anyways
https://www.tiktok.com/@nozzomi_cosplay

>>29596425
Korean women have that effect

>>29617093
@PinkRoomWhoVille

>>29617768
Damn she's sexy

>>29617842
>>29617900
>>29617768

>>29575896
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>>29618151
>>29618151
>>29618151