Thread 29601249

Professionals Thread: Post engineers, doctors, and lawyers

>>29601249 (OP)
lmao remember doing this in like 5th grade, i had the foresight to take some pieces of paper to insulate my hands before sticking the paper clip into the outlet. it didn't blow up or anything, but it vaguely began to glow at the bend so i quickly snatched it back out before it melted

>>29601920
I almost did similar except only a single piece of metal. dunno why I had the urge, definitely a dumb urge

>>29602000
haha wanker get the fuck out

>>29602012
what happened?

>>29602011
holy shit china is literally 2000 years ahead of us. their cities are so incredible

>>29602238
Had his headphones on too long.

>>29602095
Why stop Asian hate is no longer a hashtag

>>29602543
It stopped once a bunch of evidence came out showing that it's mostly white people behind the attacks.

>>29602645
stfu, ill-informed, faggot

>>29602238
he was a bit too itchy

>>29602095
>mulatto creature jealous of human silky smooth hair
many such cases

>>29602238
nerve gas

>>29601279
Honestly less mad at the nog.

How come every video I see of a female cop they're literally the most useless person in the situation? How the fuck do these whores end up on the force?

>>29604021
female cops work fine in high trust society - they easily gain trust, are more empathetic, are easier to report problems to, kids and other women trust them more etc look at Korea, Japan, or even Germany and UK before the fall
But they are useless in crime driven hellholes, in what western world is turning into

>>29601760
Sauces?

>>29601920
When I was in high school I unbent a paper clip and pushed it through the eraser of a pencil and stuck it in an outlet on a whim. It popped and sparked and tripped the circuit breaker to two classrooms. The other classroom was the computer lab lol.

>>29602645
Nice try, rabbi.

>>29604760
Let’s go Nigatchu

>>29604021
they just provide cheek clappage for the actual cops

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
..

>>29602645
false, it stopped after its organizers realized they couldn't spin it as whites when it was obviously blacks

>>29605719
lmao, god bless that old lady

>>29602007
When I was a kid back in the 90s I played a game called Quarantine and it would randomly generate NPC characters with weird outfits to emulate a 'futuristic and disturbed' fashion aesthetic that fit the setting of the game
Now we have degenerates like this walking around who make the NPCs in that game look like normies

>>29604314
sound

>>29601249 (OP)
Ah yes. The professional nigger. A prestigious career. One that almost always ends in either workplace injury or workplace violence.

>>29607991
nerve gas?

>>29608062
lead injection

Blacks will always be inferior.

>>29602519
lmfao

>>29602000
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!

>>29607964
I've been in many sand nigger shithole countries due to my job. Yup, I've seen my fair share of mean crazy nignogs...
But damn, feral niggers in "civilized" countries are always the worst.

>>29608184
God, I miss cobra

>>29601920
I did it at home when I was five with tweezers, which were also helpful for taking off the plastic cover on the outlet.

>>29602238
Didn't use Head 'n' Shoulders

>>29606493
at_what_age_do_I_become_a_threat.jpg

>>29608181
I had a banana for breakfast today.

>>29604372
Definitely duck sauce. Either that or onions. These Asians can't get enough of it.

>>29602645
Many such cases.

>>29609202
Dat wheelly be raysis dough.

>>29607991
nice

>>29602238
This

>>29608942
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR

>>29606150
lmao i was at this place two months ago. these niggers ask you for money to do their stupid little jumps into the water. its in zanzibar

>>29601283
bad idea or just badly executed?

>>29609927
Lack of understanding of basic physics.

>>29609647
Always a classic.

>>29604794
lel hadn't thought of this but there's probably something to it. like the meat fuck holes masquerading as wartime nurses in wwii. i can't even imagine how blown out their pussies must have been by v day.

>>29605719
how I hate them

>>29601279
This cuts out before the best part, when she screams and pushes everyone down the stairs and runs overtop of their bodies because she thought she saw a gun or a knife or something (there was nothing).

>>29604328
live by the watermelon die by the watermelon